Let's get this over with.
SLOB - 31
DORK - 30
Taylen Green 28
Talon Green 17
I'm going, so 31-21, sad face.
H-O-G-S= 31
MIZ-ZOU= 28
Hogs 27
Yankee Bitches 42
Mizzou 52
Arkansas 17
Us 24
Them - 20
We're due...
We lose. That's all I got.
We play good and will do just enough dumb shit to lose. We'll run into the punt catcher twice kinda shit.
31-24 Misery. We do our traditional thanksgiving give away with dumb mistakes and turnovers
Misery - 13
Mizzu - 38
Hogs - 20
Missouri - 62
Drunkshitz: 17
Man Titz: 9
Frozen Pork 23
Stubentigers 37
Wants to be here. 21
Owns our ass. 48
Maybe if the game was in Colombia.
Duggarwitz 30
Sextontitz 28
Blocked field goal as time expires. Fountained again.
Yankees - 28
Losers - 17
So this game is tomorrow? I didn't realize we don't even play on Black Friday anymore. I used to have so much enthusiasm for football games.
Hogs - 10
High school stadium team that the Hogs refuse to beat - 42
Hogs - 27
Cats - 23
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I'm thinking that we see an epic game of Sam Pittman ineptitude and stupidity, as the weekend's parade of coaching dumbshittery is an omen for us. I'm thinking he will deliver a game of clock and game mismanagement that makes Matt Eberflus look like Jimmy Johnson.
I have a vision of taking a timeout to kick a go ahead FG at the end of the half which then leaves mizzou a shot to kick their own FG. Then trailing by 2 he bumbles the clock to somehow end the game with 2 timeouts, saying he didn't know it was the end of the game.
This leaving Yuri in a predicament of a historically stupid coach that he's basically promised to return next year.
Sam Pittmans...21
Fucking Drinkoshitz ...23
Quote from: Texzilla on Nov 29, 2024, 07:20 PMI'm thinking that we see an epic game of Sam Pittman ineptitude and stupidity, as the weekend's parade of coaching dumbshittery is an omen for us. I'm thinking he will deliver a game of clock and game mismanagement that makes Matt Eberflus look like Jimmy Johnson.
You're more optimistic about his dipshittery than I am.
I fully expect us to sleepwalk into this game with a bunch of guys phoning it in and looking ahead to portal season.
We'll go down 10-0 or 13-0 quickly (thanks to a turnover because of course) before we decide to wake up, and it'll be too late.
Quote from: Feral on Nov 29, 2024, 09:48 PMYou're more optimistic about his dipshittery than I am.
I fully expect us to sleepwalk into this game with a bunch of guys phoning it in and looking ahead to portal season.
We'll go down 10-0 or 13-0 quickly (thanks to a turnover because of course) before we decide to wake up, and it'll be too late.
I'm just hoping that the inevitable loss is due to Sam's ineptitude rather than player failures.
Those lucky fuckers 31
Us 21
hogs 21
mizzou 13
Quote from: Texzilla on Nov 30, 2024, 12:45 AMI'm just hoping that the inevitable loss is due to Sam's ineptitude rather than player failures.
I think it'll be a combination of Sam's ineptitude and laziness, player apathy, and Drinkwitz having the horseshoe rammed up his ass that formerly belonged to Gus at Auburn.
That MFer is one of the luckier sons of bitches I've seen in a while, and Mizzou seems to fall ass backwards into at least 2 wins a season because of it.
Mizz- 31
Hogs let go of the rope in the 3rd quarter- 14
Nobody wants them in the SEC 28
Everybody forgets we're in the SEC 21
Tied at 21. Arkansas driving for the winning touchdown with a minute or so left. Arkansas fumbles at the 9 yard line of MIS-SOU-(RI). Tigers pick up the ball and outrun Hogs for the winning touchdown.
Was this game even mentioned on SEC Game Day today? Other than "Oh, look! It's snowing in Columbia where Arkansas will play Missouri."
Quote from: bogeyfree on Nov 27, 2024, 02:35 PM31-24 Misery. We do our traditional thanksgiving give away with dumb mistakes and turnovers
Where are you from, Future Boy?
Quote from: RPL on Nov 30, 2024, 11:03 AMNobody wants them in the SEC 28
Everybody forgets we're in the SEC 21
Tied at 21. Arkansas driving for the winning touchdown with a minute or so left. Arkansas fumbles at the 9 yard line of MIS-SOU-(RI). Tigers pick up the ball and outrun Hogs for the winning touchdown.
Was this game even mentioned on SEC Game Day today? Other than "Oh, look! It's snowing in Columbia where Arkansas will play Missouri."
But you, sir, are the lucky winner.
We'll take a collection to finagle a sideline pass for the Birmingham Bowl.
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Nov 30, 2024, 06:08 PMBut you, sir, are the lucky winner.
We'll take a collection to finagle a sideline pass for the Birmingham Bowl.
Thank you. Thank you very much.