Another year around the sun whose only highlight seems to be the Trump win. Putting this stupid thread out there because I'm bored af at work today and nobody on this board seems to be posting anything interesting.
Will be 2025 be a better year?
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Dec 31, 2024, 01:25 PMWill be 2025 be a better year?
Our basketball and baseball teams will certainly rip our guts out in March and June, and we'll probably derp our way through a terrible football season and then have an incredibly stupid and unnecessary argument about whether Pittman should be allowed back in 2026 (he shouldn't).
So probably not.
Happy New Year SS!
Quote from: Feral on Dec 31, 2024, 01:55 PMOur basketball and baseball teams will certainly rip our guts out in March and June, and we'll probably derp our way through a terrible football season and then have an incredibly stupid and unnecessary argument about whether Pittman should be allowed back in 2026 (he shouldn't).
So probably not.
I've seen that same movie!
1 star...would not recommend.
Merry new years ya filthy animals. Shitter's full.
Happy New Years, Degins, Ned's, and weens!
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Happy new year woo pig! Drink more tusk beer!
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Happy New Year! Hard to believe we're already a quarter way through the 21st century
Happy New Year east coast folks
Happy 2025 assholes.
The hap-hap-happiest new years to the most jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
Happy New Year. Go Fuck Yourselves.
Happy New Year Woopig.
Hard to believe it has been 25 years since Y2K. I'm still waiting on my computer to blow up.
Tandy Corp actually killed one of its electronics chains ( The Edge,a boutique store in high end malls) because of Y2K. Their PoS was going to crash 1/1/2000 with out replacement or major repairs so they closed it even though it was profitable.
Happy New Year. 2025 will be another disappointing year for hog sports. The world will still be fucked up. Love your family.
Thanks...thanks a lot. Reminds me of this...
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Quote from: Feral on Dec 31, 2024, 01:55 PMOur basketball and baseball teams will certainly rip our guts out in March and June, and we'll probably derp our way through a terrible football season and then have an incredibly stupid and unnecessary argument about whether Pittman should be allowed back in 2026 (he shouldn't).
So probably not.
Feral pretty much nailed it, although the basketball team ripping our guts out is kind of a mixed result given that we probably advanced farther than we should have before Arkansasing the game away.
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Dec 30, 2025, 07:50 AMFeral pretty much nailed it, although the basketball team ripping our guts out is kind of a mixed result given that we probably advanced farther than we should have before Arkansasing the game away.
Someone from Duke will get mad and yeet the ball into a referee's face in the final seconds of the National Championship. We'll be the ones to get called for a technical... just because. They make two free throws and a final layup off the inbounds to win it by 1.
Quote from: Feral on Dec 31, 2024, 01:55 PMOur basketball and baseball teams will certainly rip our guts out in March and June, and we'll probably derp our way through a terrible football season and then have an incredibly stupid and unnecessary argument about whether Pittman should be allowed back in 2026 (he shouldn't).
So probably not.
Well damn, you nailed it. Any hope for next year?
https://babylonbee.com/news/planet-fitness-offering-convenient-new-two-week-membership-for-new-years
Quote from: Lurk on Dec 30, 2025, 11:37 AMhttps://babylonbee.com/news/planet-fitness-offering-convenient-new-two-week-membership-for-new-years
for those too lazy to click the link
"We all know you're going to quit anyway."
Planet Fitness revised its quarterly sales figures up by 15% in anticipation of non-committal fat people choosing them over the leading competitor
Quote from: Ray Zorback on Dec 30, 2025, 12:00 PMfor those too lazy to click the link
"We all know you're going to quit anyway."
Planet Fitness revised its quarterly sales figures up by 15% in anticipation of non-committal fat people choosing them over the leading competitor
Isn't that the "nice" gym where they won't shame you for being overweight or using the wrong locker room but they sound some alarm if you grunt during a heavy set or bring in a larger than average water bottle?
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Dec 30, 2025, 12:02 PMIsn't that the "nice" gym where they won't shame you for being overweight or using the wrong locker room but they sound some alarm if you grunt during a heavy set or bring in a larger than average water bottle?
isn't that the gym that allows trans people in the women's locker rooms
no judgement or criticism unless you do something that deserves judgement and criticism
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Dec 30, 2025, 12:09 PMisn't that the gym that allows trans people in the women's locker rooms
Yes.
Speaking of Stephen King, the movie the long walk has to be, by far, the worst movie ever made. Literally people just walking, not talking, and getting shot when they can no longer walk. I mean, shit, should've known, but thought surely there's something else to it, right? Nope. Just wtf stupid.
Quote from: Borenutz on Dec 30, 2025, 12:31 PMSpeaking of Stephen King, the movie the long walk has to be, by far, the worst movie ever made. Literally people just walking, not talking, and getting shot when they can no longer walk. I mean, shit, should've known, but thought surely there's something else to it, right? Nope. Just wtf stupid.
most of his shit is fun. Watch welcome to Derry? Jesus it's awful
Quote from: Borenutz on Dec 30, 2025, 12:31 PMSpeaking of Stephen King, the movie the long walk has to be, by far, the worst movie ever made. Literally people just walking, not talking, and getting shot when they can no longer walk. I mean, shit, should've known, but thought surely there's something else to it, right? Nope. Just wtf stupid.
Boy it was definitely not the "feel good movie of the year".
Quote from: mr.zorak on Dec 30, 2025, 07:40 PMBoy it was definitely not the "feel good movie of the year".
Haha. Definitely posted this in the wrong thread. But, I dont recommend you ringing in your new year to this one.
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Dec 31, 2024, 01:25 PMAnother year around the sun whose only highlight seems to be the Trump win. Putting this stupid thread out there because I'm bored af at work today and nobody on this board seems to be posting anything interesting.
Will be 2025 be a better year?
looks like 2025 wasn't really better than 2024. Rampant fraud, no federal indictments of Dems, no Epstein list reveal yet, Charlie Kirk was killed and his wife is on stage a few weeks later with fireworks and Nicki Minaji which is wild, WEF still exists and is moving towards taking all our homes and cars in another decade, bill gates is working on another vaccine to kill us, AI is draining our water supply, NIL has ruined football and basketball, I have SIBO. I can only hope 2026 the aliens come and rescue us from this hellscape
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Dec 30, 2025, 10:56 PMlooks like 2025 wasn't really better than 2024. Rampant fraud, no federal indictments of Dems, no Epstein list reveal yet, Charlie Kirk was killed and his wife is on stage a few weeks later with fireworks and Nicki Minaji which is wild, WEF still exists and is moving towards taking all our homes and cars in another decade, bill gates is working on another vaccine to kill us, AI is draining our water supply, NIL has ruined football and basketball, I have SIBO. I can only hope 2026 the aliens come and rescue us from this hellscape
i'll vote for aliens. except they won't rescue us. they'll kill us all.
I've had a monster year.
Quote from: HTL on Dec 31, 2025, 08:31 AMI've had a monster year.
how do you like his cock?
Quote from: BASS on Dec 31, 2025, 08:44 AMhow do you like his cock?
Shouldn't you be posting in your sad sack love life thread?
Quote from: HTL on Dec 31, 2025, 08:55 AMShouldn't you be posting in your sad sack love life thread?
lighten up francis. its a joke.
Here we go...
Quote from: HTL on Dec 31, 2025, 08:31 AMI've had a monster year.
People love it when you boast of your accomplishments. You should do more of it.
Quote from: FNG on Dec 31, 2025, 12:48 PMPeople love it when you boast of your accomplishments. You should do more of it.
doesn't everyone brag about owning a Kia?
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Definitely.
If any of the Woopid bretheren and sisteren can stay home tonight : do it and be safe. Lots of drunk drivers out there.
i'm going to brave it. got an invite from a very nice looking bolivian lady to meet her for drinks and ringing in the new year. just don't know where i'm supposed to meet her yet, she's going to text me later. any other piggas going to be out on dickson?
Quote from: BASS on Dec 31, 2025, 05:44 PMi'm going to brave it. got an invite from a very nice looking bolivian lady to meet her for drinks and ringing in the new year. just don't know where i'm supposed to meet her yet, she's going to text me later. any other piggas going to be out on dickson?
Hope you don't wake up missing a kidney. Prayers up :leo:
Quote from: BASS on Dec 31, 2025, 05:44 PMi'm going to brave it. got an invite from a very nice looking bolivian lady to meet her for drinks and ringing in the new year. just don't know where i'm supposed to meet her yet, she's going to text me later. any other piggas going to be out on dickson?
If you were over this way, I would try to line you up with a gorgeous Venezuelan woman that is freshly divorced. She looks like a $400 government check.
Me and Mrs. Fink are celebrating our 15th anniversary today. Got a Deluca's pizza for dinner and plan on watching football all night. You degens stay safe out there.
Quote from: Barton Fink on Dec 31, 2025, 05:53 PMMe and Mrs. Fink are celebrating our 15th anniversary today. Got a Deluca's pizza for dinner and plan on watching football all night. You degens stay safe out there.
Happy Anniversary!
Quote from: Son of Spam on Dec 31, 2025, 05:54 PMHappy Anniversary!
Thx, it's flown by. Would do it again in a heartbeat.
Quote from: Barton Fink on Dec 31, 2025, 05:53 PMMe and Mrs. Fink are celebrating our 15th anniversary today. Got a Deluca's pizza for dinner and plan on watching football all night. You degens stay safe out there.
Happy Anniversary!
Quote from: Barton Fink on Dec 31, 2025, 05:53 PMMe and Mrs. Fink are celebrating our 15th anniversary today. Got a Deluca's pizza for dinner and plan on watching football all night. You degens stay safe out there.
Happy Anniversary BF!
Happy anniversary Barton
Hope it goes well Bass. Congratulations BF.
I bet I am asleep before midnight lol!
Quote from: mr.zorak on Dec 31, 2025, 06:37 PMHope it goes well Bass. Congratulations BF.
I bet I am asleep before midnight lol!
I KNOW I will be asleep before midnight. Just like the past 20 years.
Quote from: Son of Spam on Dec 31, 2025, 06:42 PMI KNOW I will be asleep before midnight. Just like the past 20 years.
I'm usually in bed by 10. I don't see any reason to break that routine for this one night out of the year.
Quote from: Son of Spam on Dec 31, 2025, 06:42 PMI KNOW I will be asleep before midnight. Just like the past 20 years.
i hope i'm driving her home at midnight
Quote from: BASS on Dec 31, 2025, 06:51 PMi hope i'm driving her home at midnight
And if it doesn't work out you can just offer to call her an Uber and then let ICE take her home
Quote from: buff2.0 on Dec 31, 2025, 06:52 PMAnd if it doesn't work out you can just offer to call her an Uber and then let ICE take her home
you can't get advice like this just anywhere folks
Thx :beer: :beer: :beer:
Quote from: Barton Fink on Dec 31, 2025, 05:53 PMMe and Mrs. Fink are celebrating our 15th anniversary today. Got a Deluca's pizza for dinner and plan on watching football all night. You degens stay safe out
there.
Happy anniversary! Our anniversary was yesterday. 42 yrs, 3 Kids and 6 grandsons. Been a great ride!!
We got 3 kids (none together) and 3 grandkids (all boys). Seeing your kids raise kids is a hoot.
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Quote from: Barton Fink on Dec 31, 2025, 05:53 PMMe and Mrs. Fink are celebrating our 15th anniversary today. Got a Deluca's pizza for dinner and plan on watching football all night. You degens stay safe out there.
Forty years ago today I proposed to my wife. Hope she never comes to her senses.
Happy New Years you 'uns.
Quote from: Barton Fink on Dec 31, 2025, 05:53 PMMe and Mrs. Fink are celebrating our 15th anniversary today. Got a Deluca's pizza for dinner and plan on watching football all night. You degens stay safe out there.
Happy Anniversary!
Quote from: BASS on Dec 31, 2025, 06:54 PMyou can't get advice like this just anywhere folks
That might be a good thing. Keep this place's value hidden.
Ask her if she's shit today.
Quote from: Cornhogio on Dec 31, 2025, 09:03 PMForty years ago today I proposed to my wife. Hope she never comes to her senses.
Happy New Years you 'uns.
Happy Engagement Anniversary!
headed to maxine's to meet the next ex-mrs bass
Quote from: BASS on Dec 31, 2025, 09:21 PMheaded to maxine's to meet the next ex-mrs bass
Good luck. We're all counting on you.
Quote from: HogOfWar on Dec 31, 2025, 09:31 PMGood luck. We're all counting on you.
I just hope he doesn't get murdered and his hollowed-out body used to smuggle cash and a crate of AK's to South America
Happy new year you old faggorts!
Happy New Year! Maybe all of you average 3.5 on Wordle this year.
Damn I missed it...never even heard the fireworks. :stache:
Also who had AI Trans-Sexual Robots coming before Flying Cars. Damn the future is really something
I hate that "AI Trans-Sexual Robots" is the first thing I read in 2026
Quote from: buff2.0 on Jan 01, 2026, 08:07 AMI hate that "AI Trans-Sexual Robots" is the first thing I read in 2026
I wanna party with this dude.
Private John Winger.
Anybody heard from Bass? Is he still alive?
Quote from: Son of Spam on Jan 01, 2026, 10:33 AMAnybody heard from Bass? Is he still alive?
I thought the same thing this morning. Was going to ask if he paid for diner or was it a Sadie Hawkins.
Eating a pot of sweet grits for breakfast watching the parade. Got the blackeye peas on for the afternoon and country ham. I'm trying to channel my best Texzilla on cooking.
Quote from: mr.zorak on Jan 01, 2026, 10:41 AMI thought the same thing this morning. Was going to ask if he paid for diner or was it a Sadie Hawkins.
Eating a pot of sweet grits for breakfast watching the parade. Got the blackeye peas on for the afternoon and country ham. I'm trying to channel my best Texzilla on cooking.
And let's all hate Bama today. Not as much as Texass, but close. Fixing to make mimosa's for me and the wife before the games start. Got the peas, greens, and corn bread ready for later today. Happy New Year everyone!
Quote from: Son of Spam on Jan 01, 2026, 10:33 AMAnybody heard from Bass? Is he still alive?
His hollowed-out corpse is being packed full of cash and AK's
Happy new year! Maybe 2026 bring you good health, great memories, and strong WiFi.
Quote from: Son of Spam on Jan 01, 2026, 10:56 AMAnd let's all hate Bama today. Not as much as Texass, but close. Fixing to make mimosa's for me and the wife before the games start. Got the peas, greens, and corn bread ready for later today. Happy New Year everyone!
Road testing a new recipe for mah black eyed peas today.
https://www.thespruceeats.com/southern-peas-black-eyed-peas-recipe-3054509
Looking forward to it. Should help my propulsion system on the treadmill tomorrow.
Quote from: Son of Spam on Jan 01, 2026, 10:33 AMAnybody heard from Bass? Is he still alive?
i woke up at home with all of my organs and nothing stuffed into my orifices.
Quote from: BASS on Jan 01, 2026, 12:14 PMi woke up at home with all of my organs and nothing stuffed into my orifices.
Was anything stuffed in her orifices? We need details.
Quote from: Son of Spam on Jan 01, 2026, 12:22 PMWas anything stuffed in her orifices? We need details.
no, it was about as disappointing as it could have gone.
Quote from: BASS on Jan 01, 2026, 12:34 PMno, it was about as disappointing as it could have gone.
Keep your chin up. It could have always been worse. It could have been a guy.
Quote from: Son of Spam on Jan 01, 2026, 12:35 PMKeep your chin up. It could have always been worse. It could have been a guy.
With a roofie.
Quote from: Lurk on Jan 01, 2026, 12:43 PMWith a roofie.
So if Bass ever asks Woopig for advice on choosing the right hemorrhoid cream are we just all going to assume the worst?
Reminds me of a pretty good one:
Guy goes to the doctor and says after my one night stand last night, I woke up to strange rings on my peeter, one brown one red. Can you help me doc?
Doctor runs some tests and comes back to say : well I got good news and not so good news.
Good news is the red ring is lipstick, the not so good news is the brown one is chewing tobacco.
We had pork ribs w/ sauerkraut, black eyed peas, cornbread, greens and cabbage. I love that meal but can only do it once or twice a year.
Happy New Year you magnificent bastards (and the one lady)