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Unarguable.
Sir we have a political board for this leftist nonsense. Please take it down there.
Be sympathetic...
One of Swahali's stroke victims calling out for help.
Quote from: Greggitady on Jan 29, 2025, 08:33 AMBdMjcc4b6jjujkpMoSoU
Is that the noise you make when your boyfriend shoves it a little too far down your throat?
Allahu akbar
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Tell Yelena to get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
We've had a few unusual member sign ups lately. Hope you guys like Spam. Apparently email verification is only stopping normal people who are too dumb to open their emails. I'm not sure what additional hoops we can have new members to jump thru to prove they are human...this is likely the limits of this SMF platform.
Quote from: animal on Jan 29, 2025, 09:22 AMI'm not sure what additional hoops we can have new members to jump thru to prove they are human...
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Quote from: animal on Jan 29, 2025, 09:22 AMWe've had a few unusual member sign ups lately. Hope you guys like Spam. Apparently email verification is only stopping normal people who are too dumb to open their emails. I'm not sure what additional hoops we can have new members to jump thru to prove they are human...this is likely the limits of this SMF platform.
Do you have Admin Approval set up or is that too much trouble? I have it set up on a forum I own and I just run the email addresses up against Stop Forum Spam (https://www.stopforumspam.com/). If they have any flags, I reject them.
Quote from: arreferee on Jan 29, 2025, 11:20 AMDo you have Admin Approval set up or is that too much trouble? I have it set up on a forum I own and I just run the email addresses up against Stop Forum Spam (https://www.stopforumspam.com/). If they have any flags, I reject them.
Ideally I'd like real people to be able to sign up and post immediately without approval, especially during an ongoing event like a game or a firing. But yeah, we can turn on admin review and/or add a security question if it keeps happening.
Edit to add: it looks like 2 of the recent sign-ups could be legit. I've banned the other 3.
Quote from: One Quarter on Jan 29, 2025, 11:29 AMIdeally I'd like real people to be able to sign up and post immediately without approval, especially during an ongoing event like a game or a firing. But yeah, we can turn on admin review and/or add a security question if it keeps happening.
Edit to add: it looks like 2 of the recent sign-ups could be legit. I've banned the other 3.
Yeah, I didn't think about that. It's definitely beneficial if a new member can post immediately.
Quote from: One Quarter on Jan 29, 2025, 11:29 AMIdeally I'd like real people to be able to sign up and post immediately without approval, especially during an ongoing event like a game or a firing. But yeah, we can turn on admin review and/or add a security question if it keeps happening.
Edit to add: it looks like 2 of the recent sign-ups could be legit. I've banned the other 3.
Can you customize the security question?
"What are the initials of the only football coach worth a shit that we've had this century?"
The answer could even be fill in the blanks: "_MF_"
Quote from: animal on Jan 29, 2025, 09:22 AMWe've had a few unusual member sign ups lately. Hope you guys like Spam. Apparently email verification is only stopping normal people who are too dumb to open their emails. I'm not sure what additional hoops we can have new members to jump thru to prove they are human...this is likely the limits of this SMF platform.
Son of Spam is a good dude and I like him
As I get older and my sense of taste dulls, I find adding a nice horseradish sauce is the best thing to eat with just about any meat.
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Jan 29, 2025, 12:09 PMCan you customize the security question?
"What are the initials of the only football coach worth a shit that we've had this century?"
The answer could even be fill in the blanks: "_MF_"
That would weed out the "We HAD to fire him. Think of the billions in lawsuitz!" crowd, which is a good thing.
Quote from: bigpig on Jan 29, 2025, 02:17 PMAs I get older and my sense of taste dulls, I find adding a nice horseradish sauce is the best thing to eat with just about any meat.
Arny's had me going back 5 years after I had quit all the other fast food chains.
When I was younger my dad would routinely tell me to GITHBIBYMFA.
Quote from: obijuana on Jan 29, 2025, 04:07 PMWhen I was younger my dad would routinely tell me to GITHBIBYMFA.
I got called to dinner a second time, once.
I see Biden found the woopigs.
Yeah if it was Trump it would've been all caps.
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Jan 29, 2025, 08:11 PMYeah if it was Trump it would've been all caps.
and it would've been the greatest post of all time.
Isn't this that Kid Rock song?
I finally watched Landman as someone forced it on me. It's so easy to predict that you all would love this show but Billy Bob overplays the same bullshit character again.
They also should have asked a real driller how to use pipe wrenches.
It was mid.
Quote from: Cerdo on Jan 30, 2025, 06:41 PMI finally watched Landman as someone forced it on me. It's so easy to predict that you all would love this show but Billy Bob overplays the same bullshit character again.
They also should have asked a real driller how to use pipe wrenches.
It was mid.
My favorite character in that is the engineer and lawyer that live with Billy Bob. It could be worse, you could have a wife fixated with Fire Country. That damn show is way too over dramatic and non-realistic.
Guy Fieri's Hot Wieners Rhode Island Style
Ingredients:
4 tablespoons margarine
2 yellow onions, minced, divided
2 tablespoons chili powder
2 tablespoons paprika
1/2 teaspoon allspice
1/2 teaspoon curry
1 teaspoon dry mustard
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1 pound ground beef, 80/20
1/4 cup water
20 hot dogs
1 teaspoon salt
20 hot dog buns
Yellow mustard
2 tablespoons celery salt
Directions:
In a medium saute pan over medium heat add,
margarine and 1 minced onion. Saute till translucent,
but do not brown. Next add chili powder, paprika, allspice,
curry, dry mustard and cinnamon. Then add beef, stir
thoroughly and cook for 5 minutes, add water and simmer over medium to low heat for 30
minutes.
In a medium sauce pot boil hot dogs with salt and steam buns.
When meat is done simmering, add meat mixture to the hot dog in the bun, top evenly
with minced onion, yellow mustard, and a sprinkle celery salt.
Celery Salt is a very underappreciated seasoning.
The real code is BR-549.
Quote from: Doc Hogaday on Jan 31, 2025, 12:25 PMGuy Fieri's Hot Wieners Rhode Island Style
Ingredients:
4 tablespoons margarine
2 yellow onions, minced, divided
2 tablespoons chili powder
2 tablespoons paprika
1/2 teaspoon allspice
1/2 teaspoon curry
1 teaspoon dry mustard
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1 pound ground beef, 80/20
1/4 cup water
20 hot dogs
1 teaspoon salt
20 hot dog buns
Yellow mustard
2 tablespoons celery salt
Directions:
In a medium saute pan over medium heat add,
margarine and 1 minced onion. Saute till translucent,
but do not brown. Next add chili powder, paprika, allspice,
curry, dry mustard and cinnamon. Then add beef, stir
thoroughly and cook for 5 minutes, add water and simmer over medium to low heat for 30
minutes.
In a medium sauce pot boil hot dogs with salt and steam buns.
When meat is done simmering, add meat mixture to the hot dog in the bun, top evenly
with minced onion, yellow mustard, and a sprinkle celery salt.
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Quote from: bigpig on Jan 29, 2025, 02:17 PMAs I get older and my sense of taste dulls, I find adding a nice horseradish sauce is the best thing to eat with just about any meat.
Quote from: egregious on Jan 29, 2025, 02:56 PMArny's had me going back 5 years after I had quit all the other fast food chains.
I just can't quit Arby's. That double pussy and cheddar slathered in horsey sauce and Arby's sauce.
You have to combine the horsey and Arby's together. Real ones know.
It's not only great for your sandwich but as a dipping sauce for curly fries.
And bring back the potato cakes!!! Who's not eating potato cakes?
If I won the lottery, I'd have a McChicken stand installed in my home, only I'd require it to be healthy and not what it probably really is.
Quote from: red death on Feb 01, 2025, 10:19 AMI just can't quit Arby's. That double pussy and cheddar slathered in horsey sauce and Arby's sauce.
You have to combine the horsey and Arby's together. Real ones know.
It's not only great for your sandwich but as a dipping sauce for curly fries.
And bring back the potato cakes!!! Who's not eating potato cakes?
Losing potato cakes is a national tragedy. Arby's and Captain D'S are 2 of my bad habits. I understand it's not great food for you but damn it tastes good.
Quote from: Hognrock on Feb 01, 2025, 12:03 PMLosing potato cakes is a national tragedy. Arby's and Captain D'S are 2 of my bad habits. I understand it's not great food for you but damn it tastes good.
I'll throw in Captain D's and Long John Silvers.
That shit tastes so good. Hush puppies. The fish is greasy but crunchy. The crackles. The sugary goodness slaw. Silvers has gone to waffle fries too. I visit at least 1 time a month to those fine establishments.
Malt vinegar, mix it with tarter sauce and then finish in ketchup.
Just finish it off with a nice statin. Actually double the statin for dessert.
Quote from: red death on Feb 01, 2025, 04:02 PMI'll throw in Captain D's and Long John Silvers.
That shit tastes so good. Hush puppies. The fish is greasy but crunchy. The crackles. The sugary goodness slaw. Silvers has gone to waffle fries too. I visit at least 1 time a month to those fine establishments.
Malt vinegar, mix it with tarter sauce and then finish in ketchup.
Just finish it off with a nice statin. Actually double the statin for dessert.
Disgusting. At least you posted it in the proper thread.
I haven't been to either of those places in almost 40 years.
For a reason.
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Feb 01, 2025, 04:04 PMDisgusting. At least you posted it in the proper thread.
I haven't been to either of those places in almost 40 years.
For a reason.
Actually Margaret, I don't really care.
Quote from: red death on Feb 01, 2025, 04:14 PMActually Margaret, I don't really care.
Ok, Betty.
Good luck with those statins.
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Feb 01, 2025, 04:19 PMOk, Betty.
Good luck with those statins.
Thanks. I appreciate the concern.
My doc says he can't find anything wrong with me.
My wife on the other hand...
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Feb 01, 2025, 04:04 PMDisgusting. At least you posted it in the proper thread.
I haven't been to either of those places in almost 40 years.
For a reason.
Plenty of foods are simultaneously delicious and unhealthy.
It's probably been at least 5-6 years since I've had LJS. Even when I didn't eat clean I could feel my arteries hardening with every scrumptious bite.
If I found out tomorrow I had less than a year to live, I'd go order a fish and chicken dinner with a full plate of extra crumbs.
Krystal's is another every 2 or 3 month stop though their quality like most others has gone downhill.
Again, not healthy but a craving. And they all manufacture a terd pretty well in a time efficient manner.
Quote from: Hognrock on Feb 01, 2025, 07:44 PMKrystal's is another every 2 or 3 month stop though their quality like most others has gone downhill.
Again, not healthy but a craving. And they all manufacture a terd pretty well in a time efficient manner.
I might eat Krystal's every 6 months or so. I have the cheese burgers and then don't want them again for a while. Like you said, it is a craving.
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Feb 01, 2025, 07:14 PMPlenty of foods are simultaneously delicious and unhealthy.
It's probably been at least 5-6 years since I've had LJS. Even when I didn't eat clean I could feel my arteries hardening with every scrumptious bite.
If I found out tomorrow I had less than a year to live, I'd go order a fish and chicken dinner with a full plate of extra crumbs.
I don't mean to say I don't still eat garbage from time to time, but I can't even imagine LJS has real fish.
Granted, I'm spoiled when it comes to fish.
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Feb 01, 2025, 09:01 PMI don't mean to say I don't still eat garbage from time to time, but I can't even imagine LJS has real fish.
Granted, I'm spoiled when it comes to fish.
I'm under no illusion that what LJS sells is actual fish.
If I lived where you do I'd go broke eating seafood, and die of mercury poisoning.
Quote from: Son of Spam on Feb 01, 2025, 08:12 PMI might eat Krystal's every 6 months or so. I have the cheese burgers and then don't want them again for a while. Like you said, it is a craving.
I foolishly had some leftover Krystal for lunch one time while working a job requiring a mask.
Smelling diced onion while my colon felt like a punching bag all afternoon pretty much ruined me on Krystal and White Castle.
Quote from: Papa Pigeritus on Feb 02, 2025, 07:50 AMI foolishly had some leftover Krystal for lunch one time while working a job requiring a mask.
Smelling diced onion while my colon felt like a punching bag all afternoon pretty much ruined me on Krystal and White Castle.
Never, ever eat leftover Krystal. Ever.
Quote from: Son of Spam on Feb 02, 2025, 08:27 AMNever, ever eat leftover Krystal. Ever.
It's a mistake only made once.
Quote from: Son of Spam on Feb 02, 2025, 08:27 AMNever, ever eat leftover Krystal. Ever.
Dayshift strippers are nasty
Only on Woopig could a single, random post from a Slovene bot-farm give birth to a three page heated debate on the merits of deep fried processed fish by-products. :beer:
Long live teh woopids!
Quote from: Third_down_draw on Feb 02, 2025, 09:01 AMDayshift strippers are nasty
Home run I lolled.
I get the Big Mac craving about twice a year.
The thousand island dressing reminds me when we used to go to Flatwoods for fish and momma would let me dunk the little salad crackers in a white paper cup of it till the food arrived.
Sweet memories.
Quote from: Son of Spam on Feb 02, 2025, 08:27 AMNever, ever eat leftover Krystal. Ever.
It's ain't so bad
Quote from: Third_down_draw on Feb 02, 2025, 09:01 AMDayshift strippers are nasty
You bring up a good point.
Do strip joints have a "lunch rush"?
Quote from: Papa Pigeritus on Feb 02, 2025, 01:46 PMYou bring up a good point.
Do strip joints have a "lunch rush"?
I don't remember which adult entertainment establishment(s) in Memphis had it but at least one of them advertised a lunch buffet. I don't mind a buffet but the shake junt isn't one that I imagine would go in the Best Restaurants thread.
Quote from: Hognrock on Feb 03, 2025, 07:44 AMI don't remember which adult entertainment establishment(s) in Memphis had it but at least one of them advertised a lunch buffet. I don't mind a buffet but the shake junt isn't one that I imagine would go in the Best Restaurants thread.
The Hwy 70 Gentlemen's Club in Rose City used to serve lunch. Or so I'm told.
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Feb 03, 2025, 08:49 AMThe Hwy 70 Gentlemen's Club in Rose City used to serve lunch. Or so I'm told.
It was pretty good too. Or so I'm told.
Quote from: red death on Feb 01, 2025, 10:19 AMAnd bring back the potato cakes!!! Who's not eating potato cakes?
I miss their onion rings. They had some of the best and just quit selling them.
Quote from: Hognrock on Feb 03, 2025, 07:44 AMI don't remember which adult entertainment establishment(s) in Memphis had it but at least one of them advertised a lunch buffet. I don't mind a buffet but the shake junt isn't one that I imagine would go in the Best Restaurants thread.
Babes on Brooks Road I think had that lunch buffet. We would make jokes about it.
Quote from: TC on Jan 29, 2025, 04:23 PMI got called to dinner a second time, once.
I once stayed out past the vapor lights coming on...once. Was at a friend's house playing Atari down by 16hwy and realized my mistake too late. Lit out of there like a bat out of hell and hopped on my bike and headed home...got about half way home and saw my dad walking towards me. I knew it was over. He just turned around and started back towards home when he saw me and I didn't even slow down when I passed him. I just went home and prepared for what I knew was coming. I was never out past dark again without permission.
Quote from: Papa Pigeritus on Feb 02, 2025, 01:46 PMYou bring up a good point.
Do strip joints have a "lunch rush"?
In Austin, a couple of places had a 'steak lunch' with a small steak and a potato for stupid cheap, like $10 or something and it wasn't half bad. Wash it down with a beer and then spend the rest of your money on lapdances. When I first started working for the company I had training that was overnight and for one section we had like 3am-11am or something stupid like that. Would come out of there and head to the strip joint for lunch and some titties and then head to sleep. The quality of the strippers and the quality of the steak was about even, just OK but cheap.
Quote from: Hognrock on Feb 03, 2025, 07:44 AMI don't remember which adult entertainment establishment(s) in Memphis had it but at least one of them advertised a lunch buffet. I don't mind a buffet but the shake junt isn't one that I imagine would go in the Best Restaurants thread.
Best tuna melt anywhere.
Anyway back to what's important here. This will heal your brain. I thought it was bullshit and clicked on the link and my eyes started twitching like crazy after a minute or two and I think that was my brain calibrating.
Quote from: animal on Feb 13, 2025, 08:07 PMAnyway back to what's important here. This will heal your brain. I thought it was bullshit and clicked on the link and my eyes started twitching like crazy after a minute or two and I think that was my brain calibrating.
I listened to the whole thing last night. I don't feel any different.
If there were a brain on the woopids in need of repair, its mine.
Quote from: BASS on Feb 14, 2025, 08:24 AMI listened to the whole thing last night. I don't feel any different.
If there were a brain on the woopids in need of repair, its mine.
Yours could be too broke to fix.
It made mine most excellent again.
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