Your Arkansas Razorbacks take on the Gay Bobs Golden Eagles for a two game series before resuming SEC play, beginning Tuesday at 6:00PM and ending Wednesday at 3:00. I am starting this thread now, because I go for my next cancer checkup where they put me to sleep and do a biopsy and Cystocopy. I will attempt to do PBP but it may be sketchy. As usual, GO HOGS!
"Hey Yogi, what time is it?"Yogi: " You mean now?"
And, here they are....
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Good luck on the checkup :thumb_up:
Quote from: Hognrock on Mar 16, 2025, 06:45 PMGood luck on the checkup :thumb_up:
It is Tuesday morning, so don't know what kind of shape I will be in at game time. Thanks. Been doing these since 2007.
Yes, good luck SoS
Cystoscopy.
I just had a panic attack.
Speaking as a guy who just had to say goodbye to his dad a month ago, everybody take checkups seriously and follow Dr. instructions. No matter what RFK jr. says.
Back from my checkup. won't know any results for about a week, but the Doc said everything looked OK. (Except for the short dick). Anyway, I am goofy on Oxycodone but will attempt PBP tonight. And, like jethro said, if you are having any problems or are at that age where you need to, get regular checkups. (And I had to retype several of the words in this because of the goofinthal).
PBP on oxy might be the best one we've had yet 👍
My kid is pitching tonight or else I'd fill in for you.
While we are on the subject--don't forget those prostate checkups boys and (trans)girls.
Every man jack of you will develop prostate cancer if you live long enough.
Quote from: FNG on Mar 18, 2025, 03:15 PMWhile we are on the subject--don't forget those prostate checkups boys and (trans)girls.
Every man jack of you will develop prostate cancer if you live long enough.
Probably, but my PSA is usually around .34. My doc said I would probably never get it. At my age, it probably won't matter. After my last colonoscopy, my Gastro doc said that in ten years I would get a letter for my next one. He said to just tear it up. Unless I was having any trouble or something,
Quote from: Hognrock on Mar 18, 2025, 02:30 PMPBP on oxy might be the best one we've had yet 👍
my thoughts exactly
So it is about time to get get this drug addled PBP started. There will probably be a lot of misspelled words. You may think SS is doing PBP. We will see....
You might want to work in a beer or threeve. Just for science... >:D
Top of the first. Bybee on the mound.
Edmunson (former Hog) goes down swinging. :sitdown: 1 away.
Climb Mount Tanaka (actually Nataka..Pearl Harbor code term) goes down looking. :sitdown: 2 away.
Combs singles to right. (Fayetteville boy)
Kane-Yates (their Hawaiian) goes down swinging. :sitdown:
Mid first: Gay Bobs-0
Bottom of the first. Asher (RHP) on the mound.
Davalan leads off. Flies out to left center.
Aloy the Elder singles to left center. 1 on.
Aloy the Younger singles to left. Runners at first and second. 1 out.
Maxwell flies out to the track in left. Runner moves to third. Runners at the corners, 2 outs.
Iredale walks. Bases loaded. BEER HATS ENGAGED!
Kozeal grounds into a force at second.
0-0 after 1.
Quote from: Spiderham on Mar 18, 2025, 06:02 PMYou might want to work in a beer or threeve. Just for science... >:D
Been there, done that.
Top,of the second. Thanks for spell check.
Schark (they don't know how to spell shart or shark) with an infield fly out to first. 1 down.
Campbell goes down swinging. :sitdown: 2 outs.
Fender goes down looking, :sitdown: (That was actually ball 4 but was called a strike)
0-0 mid first.
Bottom of the second.
Boles leads offf. Walks.
Souza hits into a force at second. Runner safe at first. 1 away.
Becker singles to deep short. Ball was stopped by the SS but he couldn't make the throw. Runners at first and second. 1 out.
Davalan singles to,left. Run scores. 1-0 Hogs. Runners at first and second.
Aloy the Elder grounds into a 6-4-3 DP.
Hogs lead 1-0 after 2.
Top of the third.
Coil (not ours) ground soit to second. 1 away.
Davis with a soft line out to Souza. 2 away,
Edmunson flies out to left center.
1-0 Hogs mid three.
Bottom of the third.
Aloy the Younger goes down looking. 1 away. Fuck this ump.
Maxwell is HBP. 1 on.
Iredale grounds into a force at second. 2 away.
Kozeal takes a passed ball. Runner moves to second. Kozeal flies out to short right,
1-0 Hogs after 3.
Top of the firth. (Holy shit...that must be a combo of fourth and fifth...FOURTH]
Tanaka grounds out weakly to third.
Combs grounds out to third. High throw but Kozeal makes the play at first. 2 away.
Kane-Yates runs the count full. Flies out to right.
1-0 mid 4.
Bottom of the fourth.
Boles flies out to right center. 1 down.
Souza flies out near the track in left. 2 down.
Becker flies out on a sliding catch in foul territory in right. Nice play.
Hogs lead 1-0 after 4.
Good catch
Tip of the fifth. Gibler in to pitch for the Hogs.
Schark leads off. Singles down the line in left.
Campbell takes a ball that bounces away from Becker. Runner moves to second. Campbell grounds hard to deep second. Souza dives and stops it but no throw. Runner moves to third. Runners at the corners.
Fender singles to left. Run scores. 1-1. Runners at first and second, no outs.
Coil (not ours) goes down looking, :sitdown: 1 away.
Davis grounds out to first. Both runner move up. 2 away.
Edmunson flies out to right.
1-1 mid 5.
Bottom of the fifth. Does anyone else get Spanish commercials on the ESPN app? Johnson in to pitch for ORU. (RHP)
Davalan singles to center.
Aloy the Elder walks. Runners at first and second. No outs.
Aloy the Younger singles to left. Run scores. 2-1 Hogs. Runners at first and second. No
outs.
Maxwell showing bunt. Now swinging away. Reaches on catcher's interference. Bases loaded. BEER HATS ENGAGED! No okts.
Iredale flies out on a great sliding catch in the gap in right center by the left fielder. Run Scores. 3-1 Hogs. Runners at first and second, 1 away.
Kozeal grounds into a 4-6-3 DP.
Hogs lead 3-1 after 5.
No mention of RickB sitting behind home? WooPig is slipping
Quote from: Usafhawg on Mar 18, 2025, 07:30 PMNo mention of RickB sitting behind home? WooPig is slipping
wasn't sure. There are a few RickB lookalikes at some of the sporting events.
Quote from: Usafhawg on Mar 18, 2025, 07:30 PMNo mention of RickB sitting behind home? WooPig is slipping
No one wants to admit they know him. And you just made his day.
Top of the sixth.
Tanaka leads off. Grounds out on a great play by Iredale at third. 1 away.
Combs flies out to second. 2 away.
Kane-Yates singles to left.
Schark flies out to short center.
3-1 Hogs mid 6.
Bottom of the sixth.
Boles flies out to the track in left. 1 down. Wind wreaking havoc.
Souza grounds out 3-1. 2 away.
Becker is HBP.
Davalan takes a ball, Becker takes second. Full count. Walks. Runners at first and second, 2 outs.
Aloy the Elder flies out to the second baseman in short right.
3-1 Hogs after 6.
Top of the seventh. Coil (ours) in to pitch.
Campbell singles to center.
Fender grounds to second. The only throw is to first. 1 away, runner at second.
Brant PH for Coil (not ours) grounds out to third. 2 away.
Davis flies out to left center.
Hogs lead 3-1 mid 7
Bottom of the seventh. Martin (WHP) in for ORU.
Aloy the Younger goes down swinging.
Maxwell grounds out to first unassisted. 2 away.
Iredale is HBP.
Kozeal walks. Runners at first and second.
Boles walks. Bases loaded. BEER HATS ENGAGED!
Souza grounds to short behind the bag at second. Runner called out at second but the play is under review. Souza also swung at a ball that bounced at the plate on a 2-2 count. call at second stands.
Hogs lead 3-1 after 7. We have stranded 10 runners this game so far.
Top of the eighth.
Edmunson walks.
Tanaka grounds to Souza in the gap between first and second. Nice play by Souza for the out. Runner at second. 1 away.
Combs grounds slowly to the gap at second and short. Aloy gets it but no throw. Runner at first and second.
Kane-Yates flies out to short center. Runners hold. 2 away.
Schart goes down swinging. :sitdown:
Hogs lead 3-1 mid 8.
Bottom of the eighth. Ruthardt (RHP) in for ORU
Becker walks on 4 pitches.
Davalan singles to left. Runners at first and second. No outs. Fraser pinch running for Becker.
Aloy the Elder with a swinging bunt past the pitcher. Bases loaded. BEER HATS ENGAGED!
Call at first under review. Ruled safe after review. No outs.
Aloy the Younger hits into a 6-4-3 DP. Run scores. 4-1 Hogs.
Thomas grounds out to short.
Hogs lead 4-1 after 8.
Top of the ninth. Foutch in to pitch. Helfrick catching.
Campbell goes down swinging. :sitdown:
Fender flies out to short center. 2 away.
Brandt walks on 4 pitches.
Davis flies out to first in foul territory.
HIGS WIN 4-1!
Thanks for PBP SOS. My oldest pitched tonight so I couldn't watch. You did damned good for being hopped up on pain killers. 👍
Quote from: Hognrock on Mar 18, 2025, 09:38 PMThanks for PBP SOS. My oldest pitched tonight so I couldn't watch. You did damned good for being hopped up on pain killers. 👍
You wouldn't believe the things I had to change. It didn't turn out half bad, though. Thanks.
Quote from: Hognrock on Mar 18, 2025, 09:38 PMThanks for PBP SOS. My oldest pitched tonight so I couldn't watch. You did damned good for being hopped up on pain killers. 👍
agreed, thanks SoS. although i expected a lot more unintentional comedy.
Thanks SoS. Great job as always!
Thanks guys. Today may be a little worse. I forgot that I have reverse effects on anything I take that says it may make you drowsy. That shit wires me. I didn't sleep at all last night. Hell, I don't even think I could blink. Guess we will see...
Today's game should feature a little more offense. Winds at game time are supposed to be 30 mph from the west.
You'll likely see some pop ups to left and center field end up over the wall.
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Mar 19, 2025, 10:40 AMToday's game should feature a little more offense. Winds at game time are supposed to be 30 mph from the west.
You'll likely see some pop ups to left and center field end up over the wall.
Then we should have two dozen home runs today
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Mar 19, 2025, 10:45 AMThen we should have two dozen home runs today
As someone on Rivals pointed out, Nolan Schubart of OSU hit one over 500 feet to the opposite field yesterday with practically the same EV and launch angle of the fly out Iredale hit that was caught short of the warning track last night. If Iredale or one of the Aloys really squares one up to left or left center today it might make it to Elkins with a 30 mph wind helping.
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Mar 19, 2025, 10:48 AMAs someone on Rivals pointed out, Nolan Schubart of OSU hit one over 500 feet to the opposite field yesterday with practically the same EV and launch angle of the fly out Iredale hit that was caught short of the warning track last night. If Iredale or one of the Aloys really squares one up to left or left center today it might make it to Elkins with a 30 mph wind helping.
I'm in Elkins in the HRW camper and I swear something just slammed into the side of it. Maybe a baseball, maybe a branch or tree. This wind is crazy.
Game 2. Colin "Big Tuna" Fisher on the mound for the Hogs. Looks cold and the wind is whipping.
Edmunson will lead off for ORU. Goes down looking. :sitdown:
Tanaka goes down looking. :sitdown: 2 away.
Combs lines out to third.
Mid first...ORU-0
Bottom of the first. Luke Puffinbarger on the hump. (Not sure what that is he is puffin). RHP.
Davalan leads off. Singles to deep short.
Aloy the Elder flies out to the pitcher behind home plate. 1 away. Catcher lost it in the wind.
Maxwell flies out to center. 2 away.
Aloy the Younger takes ball 2. Davalan steals second. Aloy walks. Runners at first and second, 2 outs.
Iredale is HBP. Bases loaded. BEER HATS ENGAGED!
Kozeal grounds out to second.
0-0 after 1.
The outfield camera appears to be really unstable in the wind. I hope the cameraman is ok and not on a scissor lift or something.
Top of the second.
Kane-Yates goes down swinging. :sitdown:
Schart is HBP after an 0-2 count.
Campbell goes down swinging. :sitdown:
Fender grounds to third for the force at second.
Mid 2: 0-0
currently 46 degrees and cloudy with a 24 mph wind out of the west
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Mar 19, 2025, 03:14 PMThe outfield camera appears to be really unstable in the wind. I hope the cameraman is ok and not on a scissor lift or something.
They need to strap the camera and the cameraman down.
Bottom of the second.
Diggs watches strike 2 right down the chute. Grounds out weakly to second. 1 away.
Helfrick flies out to short right.
K-Souza (kazoo) walks on 4 pitches. (At least it wasn't a K)
Davalan takes ball 1. Souza takes second. Singles to deep short. Runners at the corners, 2 outs.
Aloy the Elder singles up the middle. 2 runs score. HOGS LEAD 2-0!
Maxwell takes a ball high, Aloy thrown out trying to take second.
Hogs lead 2-0 after 2.
Shifting against Davalan is not very smart. He may very well be the biggest pickup this year. We've sorely missed having a good leadoff guy.
Top of the third. Tate McGuire in to pitch for the Hogs.
Mainord leads off. Flies out to short center. 1 down.
Davis grounds out to third. 2 down.
Edmunson grounds out to third.
Mid 3: 2-0 Hogs.
Quote from: Barton Fink on Mar 19, 2025, 03:38 PMShifting against Davalan is not very smart. He may very well be the biggest pickup this year. We've sorely missed having a good leadoff guy.
Having a leadoff hitter that can consistently get on is huge.
Bottom of the third.
Maxwell leads off. Walks.
Aloy the Younger goes down swinging. Maxwell called out because Aloy made contact with the catcher when Maxwell was stealing. 2 away.
Iredale is HBP.
Kozeal doubles to the corner in right. Iredale scores from first. 3-0 Hogs.
Diggs flies out to short right,
Hogs lead 3-0 after 3.
Top of the fourth.
Tanaka goes down swinging. :sitdown:
Combs flies out to short center. 2 away.
Kane-Yates grounds out to short.
3-0 Hog mid 4.
Bottom of the fourth. New pitcher for ORU. RHP.
Helfrick singles off the glove of the third baseman, 1 on.
Ksouza says HEADS UP HRW! HOMERS TO LEFT CENTER. HOGS LEAD 5-0!
Davalan singles to left.
Aloy the Elder doubles off the wall in right. Runners at second and third, no outs.
Maxwell walks. Bases loaded. BEER HATS ENGAGED!
Pitching change....RHP in. Ure in. (Really)
Aloy the Younger Walks in a run. Bases still loaded. 6-0 Hogs.
Iredale grounds to third. Run scores. Force out at third. 7-0 Hogs, 1 out.
Kozeal singles to right. Run scores, 8-0 Hogs. Runners at the corners, 1 out.
Diggs grounds to first. The throw to second gets by. Run scores.9-0 Hogs. Runners at first and second.
Helfrick s8ngles to left, bases loaded. BEER HATS ENGAGED!
Souza grounds out to second. Run scores. 10-0 Hogs. Runners at the corners, 2 outs.
Davalan grounds out to second on a close play. Under review at first after the second baseman bobbled the ball before the throw. Ruled safe at first after review. Hogs lead 11-0.
Pitching change....Ure out. Hart in,
Aloy the Elder triples off the wall in center. Hogs lead 13-0. 2 outs, runner at third.
Maxwell's silver hammer HAMMERS ONE OVER THE WALL IN RIGHT! HOGS LEAD 15-0!
Aloy the Younger singles off the glove of the SS. 1 on.
Iredale singles to left. Runner at first and second.
Souza kept his head down. Didn't pull out. And hit the ball hard the other way.
If he can continue that, he will be a completely different hitter.
As a left-handed hitter who tended to step in the bucket and pull everything, I know how hard it can be to continue it, though. But he's more talented than me so maybe he can.
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Mar 19, 2025, 04:13 PMSouza kept his head down. Didn't pull out. And hit the ball hard the other way.
If he can continue that, he will be a completely different hitter.
As a left-handed hitter who tended to step in the bucket and pull everything, I know how hard it can be to continue it, though. But he's more talented than me so maybe he can.
I have noticed and started to post that he doesn't keep his head down. He seems to either be looking at the pitcher or the outfield when he swings. If he keeps his head down, good things happen.
Throw in the towel ORU
15-0 in the 4th it's officially out of hand.
Quote from: Son of Spam on Mar 19, 2025, 04:08 PMBottom of the fourth. New pitcher for ORU. RHP.
Helfrick singles off the glove of the third baseman, 1 on.
Ksouza says HEADS UP HRW! HOMERS TO LEFT CENTER. HOGS LEAD 5-0!
Davalan singles to left.
Aloy the Elder doubles off the wall in right. Runners at second and third, no outs.
Maxwell walks. Bases loaded. BEER HATS ENGAGED!
Pitching change....RHP in. Ure in. (Really)
Aloy the Younger Walks in a run. Bases still loaded. 6-0 Hogs.
Iredale grounds to third. Run scores. Force out at third. 7-0 Hogs, 1 out.
Kozeal singles to right. Run scores, 8-0 Hogs. Runners at the corners, 1 out.
Diggs grounds to first. The throw to second gets by. Run scores.9-0 Hogs. Runners at first and second.
Helfrick s8ngles to left, bases loaded. BEER HATS ENGAGED!
Souza grounds out to second. Run scores. 10-0 Hogs. Runners at the corners, 2 outs.
Davalan grounds out to second on a close play. Under review at first after the second baseman bobbled the ball before the throw. Ruled safe at first after review. Hogs lead 11-0.
Pitching change....Ure out. Hart in,
Aloy the Elder triples off the wall in center. Hogs lead 13-0. 2 outs, runner at third.
Maxwell's silver hammer HAMMERS ONE OVER THE WALL IN RIGHT! HOGS LEAD 15-0!
Aloy the Younger singles off the glove of the SS. 1 on.
Iredale singles to left. Runner at first and second.
Kozeal flies out to the wall in left.
Hogs lead 15-0 after 4.
Give Nat a raise.
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Mar 19, 2025, 04:41 PM15-0 in the 4th it's officially out of hand.
THROW IN THE TOWEL!
Top of the fifth.
Schart leads off. Flies out to center. 1 away.
Campbell singles to third. Throw drags Robinett off the bag. Runner takes second on the throw.
Fender flies out to Robinett in foul territory down the first base line. 2 away.
Mainord goes down looking, :sitdown:
15-0 Hogs mid 5.
Bottom of the fifth. Mackey RHP in for ORU.
Diggs grounds out to second on a nice play by the second baseman. 1 away.
Helfrick walks.
Souza walks. Runners at first and second, 1 out.
Thomas PH for Davalan. Walks. Bases loaded. BEER HATS ENGAGED!
Pitching change.... Floyd RHP in.
Fraser runs the count full. Grounds to second. Throw goes to the SS covering for the force. Runner safe at first. Runners at the corners, 2 outs.
Boles goes down looking,
Hogs lead 16-0 after 5.
Top of the sixth. Dylan Carter in to pitch.
Davis singles to right.
Edmunson takes a wild pitch. Runner moves to second. Edmunson is HBP. Runners at first and second. No outs.
Tanaka hits into a 5-4-3 DP. 2 away, runner at third.
Combs flies out to right.
Hogs lead 16-0 mid 6.
16 but who's counting
Bottom of the sixth. Rouse WHP in for ORU.
Aloy the Younger goes down swinging at a ball 2' outside.
Robinett grounds out to first unassisted. 2 away.
Kozeal flies out on a running catch in left.
16-0 Hogs after 6.
Top of the seventh. Eaves in to pitch,
Kane-Yates leads off. Flies out to right.
Schart goes down swinging. :sitdown:
Campbell walks.
Fender grounds out to short.
HOGS WIN IN SEVEN INNINGS 16-0!
Quote from: Barton Fink on Mar 19, 2025, 03:38 PMShifting against Davalan is not very smart. He may very well be the biggest pickup this year. We've sorely missed having a good leadoff guy.
Credit Nate here. He helped Davalan keep his foot down during setup and swing. Since the change Davalan has been murderizing baseballs.
I trust Nate will ruin a few swings before this weekend's series.
#woopiggroupthink.
Nm.
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Mar 20, 2025, 05:53 PMI was going to make a crack about that speedy guy they used to have but I'll be damned if I haven't forgotten his name.
He tweren't no Tanner English
Quote from: BASS on Mar 20, 2025, 05:54 PMHe tweren't no Tanner English
Yeah I posted it in the wrong thread and tried to cover my tracks.