1. Go find a mountain to stand on top of
2. Wait for the sun to start rising
3. Play this song while you have a look around you (Sunrise from the eastern face of Mount Rainier is a thing to behold)
- Baseball
- 80's music
- Theme parks
- Barbecue
- Rodeos
- The ability to turn right at red lights
- Chinese food
- Putting ice in our drinks year round
- Super Bowl Championships
- Biggest Air Force in the world
- Also the second biggest Air Force in the world
All that doesn't even scratch the surface of the stuff we kick ass at. Let the world think what it wants about us. They can define us however they want, but this nation was built on the idea that we as individuals can even have the right to ask the question, "Who do we want to be?" with the confidence that the God-given freedom to ask that question of ourselves cannot be taken away.
We win a lottery every day we wake up here.
Hell yea!!
Baseball, trains, and beer in the Black Hills.
July 4th: the original No Kings Day. Have fun at work tomorrow, England. Gen George Washington says "Sit down, bitch."
Merica.
Happy 4th assholes.
Hamburgers, hotdogs, bottle-rocket wars, and ice cold watermelon. The best holiday. :beer:
The lake sounded like Tehran last night.
Gonna be a bad day to be a cold beer.
A day to remember freedom. In a current climate where every party and politician is wanting you to back bend to fit their crazy and contradictory positions, free yourself.
America is the beacon. I challenge you to actually READ today the Declaration of Independence and then read the words on the Statue of Liberty. We are the shining city on the hill and the example.
We have a free press, free elections and freedom of speech.
We have Cowboys and Hippies. We have guns, vehicles and rock and roll. We have bikinis, a free internet and the culture that created Biggie Smalls, Thomas Edison, John Brown and George Fucking Washington. Natalie Merchant is American.
I celebrate America.
Only in.....
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America invented almost everything fun in the modern world.
And the things we didn't invent, we co-opted and sell for cheaper than you can get anywhere else in the world.
It's just good to feel good about the country again.
Quote from: Lurk on Jul 04, 2025, 09:35 AMIt's just good to feel good about the country again.
Amen.
Cooler is loaded. Boat topped off with gas. I might spontaneously combust into a bald eagle.
https://youtu.be/P7JRvwfHFwo?si=j_KeTVN6tjXS6zDA
https://x.com/flapprdotnet/status/1941002203990577442?s=46&t=VKUX0KEsVDEwvBGk5nonyA
Quote from: Lurk on Jul 04, 2025, 09:35 AMIt's just good to feel good about the country again.
Amen.
https://x.com/ultimolegend/status/1941155081971454137?s=46&t=VKUX0KEsVDEwvBGk5nonyA
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Jul 04, 2025, 09:49 AMhttps://x.com/flapprdotnet/status/1941002203990577442?s=46&t=VKUX0KEsVDEwvBGk5nonyA
:borat:
Belongs in the Awesome thread. Let's go!
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Jul 04, 2025, 09:49 AMhttps://x.com/flapprdotnet/status/1941002203990577442?s=46&t=VKUX0KEsVDEwvBGk5nonyA
Nice Rocky IV moment in there.
https://x.com/PGATUOR/status/1941135768183062643?t=LgToFGzqUWLWulwbf-bV6A&s=19 (https://x.com/PGATUOR/status/1941135768183062643?t=LgToFGzqUWLWulwbf-bV6A&s=19)
Don't forget to celebrate Betsy Ross
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China says "Wut?"
Nm
Quote from: Spiderham on Jul 04, 2025, 11:10 AMChina says "Wut?"
American Chinese food never got blamed for starting a global panic. Because we don't put bats in our shit.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Jul 04, 2025, 10:50 AMDon't forget to celebrate Betsy Ross
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She needs a spanking for having the wrong end of that musket on the ground.
Also, oral sex.
https://x.com/zwf7bmzftc/status/1941160261341397238?s=46&t=DTGVKlgNTKh5Nq29PdZsdg
Quote from: Papa Pigeritus on Jul 04, 2025, 09:48 AMObligatory
https://x.com/klara_sjo/status/1215708196901412865
https://www.instagram.com/p/DLr8_FTs086/?igsh=a2ozODR2Y2E0bHlk
:maundoed:
https://x.com/washghost1/status/1941234291146686796?t=qWzs1hJ1FCWGy8F9DMHNlg&s=19 (https://x.com/washghost1/status/1941234291146686796?t=qWzs1hJ1FCWGy8F9DMHNlg&s=19)
I mean, it still boggles my mind what we did. We didn't rebel and raise a ruckus to protest something with the end goal being "rule us less hard" like so many over the ages had done before. What we did was something pretty much nobody had done before. We skipped all that shit and went straight to "Fuck you, we are going to be our own country" and we raised an army against what was at the time the greatest empire the world had really ever known. The British Empire ruled the entire fucking globe at one time or another really for the most part and said fuck you and picked a fight with them as a non-country and...became one. Just like out of thin air. That just doesn't happen. Countries don't just BECOME countries, especially against a powerful empire and it wasn't like we were a country before and were subjugated and then became a country again like India or Haiti. We were a nothing and were like, yeah, we should be a country and fuck you based on nothing more than grit and hate.
Then, if that wasn't crazy enough, we became the most powerful country on the planet in the blink of an eye. Like 150-170 years later or so we are the most powerful country on the planet. At least coming out of WWII we were then have just stretched it out since then. As countries go, we are still in diapers yet are running laps around everyone.
We don't try to fit in or be dignified and that is what is awesome about the United States. We don't GIVE A FUCK. If you don't like it, get fucked. We aren't like you and that doesn't bother us even in the slightest. We are better than you. Have you been to the moon? I didn't think so. Do you have monster trucks? Didn't think so. Top fuel funny cars? Didn't think so. B2 bombers with bombs specifically designed for a rainy day to fuck that mountain over there, that one, that specific mountain, just in case we want to fuck it some day. Oh, that day is today? Well, mountain, prepare to get fucked by a GBU-57 buttfucking.
Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Jul 04, 2025, 04:22 PMI mean, it still boggles my mind what we did. We didn't rebel and raise a ruckus to protest something with the end goal being "rule us less hard" like so many over the ages had done before. What we did was something pretty much nobody had done before. We skipped all that shit and went straight to "Fuck you, we are going to be our own country" and we raised an army against what was at the time the greatest empire the world had really ever known. The British Empire ruled the entire fucking globe at one time or another really for the most part and said fuck you and picked a fight with them as a non-country and...became one. Just like out of thin air. That just doesn't happen. Countries don't just BECOME countries, especially against a powerful empire and it wasn't like we were a country before and were subjugated and then became a country again like India or Haiti. We were a nothing and were like, yeah, we should be a country and fuck you based on nothing more than grit and hate.
Then, if that wasn't crazy enough, we became the most powerful country on the planet in the blink of an eye. Like 150-170 years later or so we are the most powerful country on the planet. At least coming out of WWII we were then have just stretched it out since then. As countries go, we are still in diapers yet are running laps around everyone.
We don't try to fit in or be dignified and that is what is awesome about the United States. We don't GIVE A FUCK. If you don't like it, get fucked. We aren't like you and that doesn't bother us even in the slightest. We are better than you. Have you been to the moon? I didn't think so. Do you have monster trucks? Didn't think so. Top fuel funny cars? Didn't think so. B2 bombers with bombs specifically designed for a rainy day to fuck that mountain over there, that one, that specific mountain, just in case we want to fuck it some day. Oh, that day is today? Well, mountain, prepare to get fucked by a GBU-57 buttfucking.
Testify my brother in woopig! Testify!
Quote from: Barton Fink on Jul 04, 2025, 04:20 PM:maundoed:
https://x.com/washghost1/status/1941234291146686796?t=qWzs1hJ1FCWGy8F9DMHNlg&s=19 (https://x.com/washghost1/status/1941234291146686796?t=qWzs1hJ1FCWGy8F9DMHNlg&s=19)
:maundoed:
Anybody grillin,? Let's see some grillin' pics.
Something else we're the world champs of
https://x.com/barstoolsports/status/1941177459740938744
Just watched the hatchet scene in The Patriot.
It's officially the Fourth of July.
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Eggplant?
Never had that on the grill.
I'm getting a Reuben tomorrow
https://x.com/Arbys/status/1941165862297255995
https://x.com/1996ID4/status/1941118165049643241
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Nothing is more American than Hotdogs, burgers, and a bottle of Viagra!
Quote from: BleedinRed on Jul 04, 2025, 08:17 PMNothing is more American than Hotdogs, burgers, and a bottle of Viagra!
Yeah, got it for 50% off from Collier's Drug Store. Mel hooked me up. Just kidding. Those are my liver pills!
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Jul 04, 2025, 07:35 PMEggplant?
Never had that on the grill.
Yep. Mrs. Corn Pop is going to use them for some Baba Ganoush.
Quote from: BleedinRed on Jul 04, 2025, 08:17 PMNothing is more American than Hotdogs, burgers, and a bottle of Viagra!
He's going to be the one spraying walls now
Quote from: Third_down_draw on Jul 04, 2025, 08:39 PMHe's going to be the one spraying walls now
Walls, ceiling, and for the neighbor's sake I hope they keep their windows closed.
https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/11jkbpk/young_bull_elk_wakes_up_from_a_nap_and_screams/
Quote from: Third_down_draw on Jul 04, 2025, 08:39 PMHe's going to be the one spraying walls now
Well played. :borat:
I went full American tonight with soft tacos.
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxwOX3W4l9M9PGGDPum8l_OwTILPpuyZaw?si=SvTqUmvtvJEMiPNF
If you missed it you gotta go watch the Capitol fourth party. Opened with Lauren Daigle and closed with Yolanda Adams.
You know next year's fireworks show is actually going to cause climate change.
https://x.com/BradWCAttorney/status/1941129077978787917
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You've got Islay, Speyside and the Highland covered. No love for Lowland whisky? ;D
The Macallan is the GOAT.
Quote from: FNG on Jul 05, 2025, 09:11 AMYou've got Islay, Speyside and the Highland covered. No love for Lowland whisky? ;D
The Macallan is the GOAT.
I'm craving the Lagavulin 16.
Quote from: FNG on Jul 05, 2025, 09:11 AMYou've got Islay, Speyside and the Highland covered. No love for Lowland whisky? ;D
The Macallan is the GOAT.
Look a little closer. That white-labled bottle turned sideways is The Macallan 12. It's my go-to. I love it. :thumb_up:
Quote from: Pig Benis on Jul 05, 2025, 10:04 AMI'm craving the Lagavulin 16.
It is very good. It's the first time I've had it.
Quote from: Pig Benis on Jul 05, 2025, 10:04 AMI'm craving the Lagavulin 16.
Mmmmmm. Peat. Liquid peat.
Drinking scotch on 4th of July is some shameful shit. American whiskey is far superior.
I'm a bourbon guy but a British buddy has been pressuring me the last couple years. He finally got me.IMG_4563.jpeg
Quote from: HTL on Jul 05, 2025, 08:57 PMDrinking scotch on 4th of July is some shameful shit. American whiskey is far superior.
Nonsense, laddie.
Scots-Irish Appalachians are the main reason Kentucky bourbon and Tennessee whiskey exist.
Quote from: FNG on Jul 06, 2025, 07:48 AMNonsense, laddie.
Scots-Irish Appalachians are the main reason Kentucky bourbon and Tennessee whiskey exist.
HISTORYPHACE
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The only thing that makes Skyjo tolerable is alcohol. Even if it is scotch.
Quote from: FNG on Jul 06, 2025, 07:48 AMNonsense, laddie.
Scots-Irish Appalachians are the main reason Kentucky bourbon and Tennessee whiskey exist.
Doesn't change the fact that American whiskey is far superior.
Quote from: HTL on Jul 06, 2025, 09:54 AMDoesn't change the fact that American whiskey is far superior.
Just as unwinnable an argument as blondes or brunettes. And then there's always the guy that prefers redheads (Irish whiskey).
Personally, I am quite fond of them all--regardless of the particular argument.
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Can I ask where you bought that bottle. I just visited their website and it looks very nice.
Any of the Woopig medical team want to do me and mine a solid and call me in some Zofran?
We are stuck in Tulsa, and all three of us have food poisoning to some degree. Mine is limited to the regular exit mode but the other two have it going both ways. We have all taken it before with no interactions.
Even better hit the phenergan and pass out.
Quote from: Cornhogio on Jul 06, 2025, 10:38 AMCan I ask where you bought that bottle. I just visited their website and it looks very nice.
It's my friends bottle, I'll have to ask.
Quote from: HTL on Jul 06, 2025, 12:02 PMEven better hit the phenergan and pass out.
Wish I could but one of us has to drive home.
Quote from: HTL on Jul 06, 2025, 12:02 PMEven better hit the phenergan and pass out.
Worth its weight in gold. Never travel without it.
Quote from: Guardrail on Jul 06, 2025, 01:24 PMWorth its weight in gold. Never travel without it.
I got sick af at the beach one year. Worst I've ever felt. Got an iv of saline and that. 24 hours later I was back.
Quote from: CardHog on Jul 06, 2025, 12:30 PMIt's my friends bottle, I'll have to ask.
Many thanks!