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Title: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Too Big Pig on Nov 15, 2025, 08:12 AM
Nobody up and started this yet. Screw tradition of whoever normally starts it because we sucked anyway.

Wearing white helmets again. It's clear they don't even hope to win.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Nov 15, 2025, 08:33 AM
It was kind of nice last weekend not having a game to get mad at.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: HogOfWar on Nov 15, 2025, 08:36 AM
Are we wearing red pants and jersey for the complete loser ensemble?
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Natty_Ice on Nov 15, 2025, 08:42 AM
How many of our "players" have already noped out on the season?
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: passed on Nov 15, 2025, 08:50 AM
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Nov 15, 2025, 08:42 AMHow many of our "players" have already noped out on the season?

From the games we've watched?  I'd say pretty much all of them...
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Too Big Pig on Nov 15, 2025, 08:57 AM
Listening to pregame show. 1st ever two interim coach matchup.

Russell doubtful at running back. Going to have to search hard to find someone to makeup his 6 carries a game.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Corn Pop on Nov 15, 2025, 08:57 AM
We gon bring dat wood. You just watch.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 09:05 AM
I am an old fart, but universities could save a ton of money by cutting back on uniform combos. All you need is 2 for home games and 2 for away games. Fuck these different combos for every game. Now, get off my lawn.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: piglosopher on Nov 15, 2025, 09:13 AM
Some of my most painful memories as a hog fan was in white helmets. I'm triggered.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 09:15 AM
Did Russell get injured in practice, or did he get "injured" in practice?
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: vegashog on Nov 15, 2025, 09:23 AM
Quote from: Corn Pop on Nov 15, 2025, 08:57 AMWe gon bring dat wood. You just watch.
i kinda think the same.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 09:28 AM
Quote from: vegashog on Nov 15, 2025, 09:23 AMi kinda think the same.

I kinda have the opposite vibe. A beatdown of Notre Dame proportions.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: piglosopher on Nov 15, 2025, 09:38 AM
They played spirited against bama. I can see them motivated now that they don't have to put up with BK anymore.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 09:41 AM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 09:28 AMI kinda have the opposite vibe. A beatdown of Notre Dame proportions.
Yeah. I think the wood we are bringing will be a toothpick.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 09:54 AM
Quote from: piglosopher on Nov 15, 2025, 09:38 AMThey played spirited against bama. I can see them motivated now that they don't have to put up with BK anymore.

Well we played spirited against Tennessee, Texas A&M, and Mississippi State.  And then we played like shit against Auburn.  LSU has the talent to buttfuck us, and I'm expecting us to roll over and try to get comfortable.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: passed on Nov 15, 2025, 10:00 AM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 09:54 AMWell we played spirited against Tennessee, Texas A&M, and Mississippi State.  And then we played like shit against Auburn.  LSU has the talent to buttfuck us, and I'm expecting us to roll over and try to get comfortable.

Yup.  We're walking in already biting the pillow.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: BASS on Nov 15, 2025, 10:15 AM
Quote from: HogOfWar on Nov 15, 2025, 08:36 AMAre we wearing red pants and jersey for the complete loser ensemble?

We can't have everyone in the stadium and watching on tv know we're bleeding.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: HogOfWar on Nov 15, 2025, 10:18 AM
Quote from: BASS on Nov 15, 2025, 10:15 AMWe can't have everyone in the stadium and watching on tv know we're bleeding.

Son of Spam made a good quote in the Arkansas Football thread.

"When you play like a clown, you might as well look like one."
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Gambler on Nov 15, 2025, 10:29 AM
Duckman could have his wife's tits start a thread, and we'd still lose.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Too Big Pig on Nov 15, 2025, 10:29 AM
Back up QB too. This is lining up to really getting our asses kicked.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Gambler on Nov 15, 2025, 10:36 AM
Quote from: Too Big Pig on Nov 15, 2025, 10:29 AMBack up QB too. This is lining up to really getting our asses kicked.
After this game, he'll be the leading Heisman contender.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: mde114 on Nov 15, 2025, 11:25 AM
Most retarded uniform of all time.

We look like an Arena2 league team.

I hate this shit.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: TC on Nov 15, 2025, 11:25 AM
That combo looks awful
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: HogOfWar on Nov 15, 2025, 11:46 AM
LSU can afford F-16s to fly over when can only afford bi-planes.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 11:48 AM
By far the worst uniform combination for any team is all color with white helmets. It always looks like someone forgot to pack the right gear.

On the Hogs, it's downright abomination.

Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 11:48 AM
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 11:48 AMBy far the worst uniform combination for any team is all color with white helmets. It always looks like someone forgot to pack the right gear.

On the Hogs, it's downright abomination.


We look like bobble heads.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 11:49 AM
We look like Indiana actually. Lately that's a good thing.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 11:50 AM
Green with a terrible throw on the cross and Blake with an equally incredible catch.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Cornhogio on Nov 15, 2025, 11:50 AM
Gosh hundreds of hundreds of fans at the game!
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 11:50 AM
Is this where we get a lead, only to see it wither away in the second half?
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Papa Pigeritus on Nov 15, 2025, 11:51 AM
Is LSU burning leaves outside the stadium?
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 11:51 AM
This is just the normal Bobby Petrino opening drive.  I won't get too excited.. We're busting nuts today!

Edit: Nevermind.  I don't know what the fuck that 3rd and 1 play was.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 11:52 AM
Quote from: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 11:50 AMIs this where we get a lead, only to see it wither away in the second half?

Nope.

See? We have lots of other fuckup weapons in our arsenal.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Hogfan58 on Nov 15, 2025, 11:52 AM
Of course
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: mde114 on Nov 15, 2025, 11:52 AM
Takeaway my ass.

Fucking giveaway
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: vegashog on Nov 15, 2025, 11:52 AM
of course. just sneak it.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 11:52 AM
And, there it is. Second and 1. 2 tries later and we fumble.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 11:53 AM
Quote from: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 11:50 AMIs this where we get a lead, only to see it wither away in the second half?

No.

We are not good enough to pass or try anything on 2nd and 1. We should have just gone ahead and gotten the first down and proceeded.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: HTL on Nov 15, 2025, 11:53 AM
Bad play calls. What a dumb short toss. Just hand it off moron.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Rocky Mountain Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 11:53 AM
Surely that's not how that play is designed. If so, Bobby has lost it.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Hogfan58 on Nov 15, 2025, 11:53 AM
I hate this team
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 11:54 AM
Does a better safety catch that interception?  Yes.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 11:54 AM
Good hands, Mitchell.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: mde114 on Nov 15, 2025, 11:54 AM
Easy pick dropped
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 11:54 AM
Quote from: Rocky Mountain Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 11:53 AMSurely that's not how that play is designed. If so, Bobby has lost it.

No I guarantee you it's not designed to have the football bounce off the RB.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: mde114 on Nov 15, 2025, 11:55 AM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 11:54 AMDoes a better safety catch that interception?  Yes.

ANY Texas high school safety makes that play.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 11:55 AM
Petrion finally gets his scoop and score.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 11:55 AM
Did we just do a special team?
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Nov 15, 2025, 11:55 AM
Didn't know we were allowed to do that this year 
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 11:55 AM
Special teams!

When was the last time we had a punt block for TD? 1977? Definitely before the failure to scoop and score against Ohio State.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 11:56 AM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 11:54 AMDoes a better safety catch that interception?  Yes.

Does a blind safety catch that? Also yes.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 11:56 AM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 11:55 AMDid we just do a special team?
I don't know, I haven't seen one in so long, I couldn't decide.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Hogfan58 on Nov 15, 2025, 11:56 AM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 11:55 AMDid we just do a special team?

I don't know, the stellar SEC camera crew missed it
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Papa Pigeritus on Nov 15, 2025, 11:56 AM
Yuri is likely revising Fountain's contract as we speak.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 11:56 AM
Hire Fountain!
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Borenutz on Nov 15, 2025, 11:57 AM
Yay?
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 11:59 AM
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 11:56 AMHire Fountain!

For Head Coach?  Mike Bobo will be calling some excellent plays for us next year.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Nov 15, 2025, 12:00 PM
I wonder if Bobby still has some residual hate for LSU
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 12:01 PM
Their backup QB looks like a backup QB and I know why. They said he played against us last year and went 22/31. So he already broke his Heisman hymen against us.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Hognrock on Nov 15, 2025, 12:01 PM
We seem to be getting some pressure on the QB.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: vegashog on Nov 15, 2025, 12:02 PM
this might be the first backup qb we've played in some that really sucks.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Texzilla on Nov 15, 2025, 12:02 PM
That play should wipe bmfp from any consideration.  He always has to show how fucking smart he is.  I've never seen that. Not a handoff. Not a pitchout.  A weird uninspired squirt by green of like one foot. 

I'm done.  When I saw the red homo pants, white helmet, and fucking 5 Below sparkle white hog sticker I knew we were going to g to lose. 

Blocked punt for TD.  We won't score again.  I'm surprised we're not wearing bright red shoe boots to complete the buttpirate ensemble.  It looks like a Hutch football costume from TG&Y.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 12:03 PM
PTSD punt there.

Maybe we are going to build a lead to blow.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 12:07 PM
My fucking god. That was a touchdown.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 12:07 PM
Shoot Green in the head, at worst he'll miss one play to change helmets.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: mde114 on Nov 15, 2025, 12:07 PM
Fuck green. Receiver wide open
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 12:07 PM
Jeebus.

That's four plays with less than a yard to go for -1 yards.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: HogOfWar on Nov 15, 2025, 12:08 PM
Put in KJ
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Papa Pigeritus on Nov 15, 2025, 12:08 PM
We ran 30 yards for the first down.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: HTL on Nov 15, 2025, 12:10 PM
Goddamn you Bobby
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Gambler on Nov 15, 2025, 12:10 PM
Seriously???
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 12:10 PM
What is our problem on 1 yard to go.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 12:10 PM
3rd and 1, so let's pitch it back three yards to make it 3rd and 4, only to be stopped short. We are not smart.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: HogOfWar on Nov 15, 2025, 12:11 PM
Those better athletes on the OL are just something else.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Gambler on Nov 15, 2025, 12:11 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 12:10 PMWhat is our problem on 1 yard to go.
It's too far.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 12:11 PM
5 plays with 1 yard to go for a combined -2 yards.

And I'll be goddamned if we don't have Jason Fucking Autrey as the white hat again.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Hognrock on Nov 15, 2025, 12:11 PM
Why pitch it back 5 yards behind the LOS?  Just sneak Green or give it to the FB or directly to the RB.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 12:13 PM
Quote from: Hognrock on Nov 15, 2025, 12:11 PMWhy pitch it back 5 yards behind the LOS?  Just sneak Green or give it to the FB or directly to the RB.
Every team seems to do that. Or go for it from the shotgun. Dumbest shit ever.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Hognrock on Nov 15, 2025, 12:13 PM
Quote from: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 12:13 PMEvery team seems to do that. Or go for it from the shotgun. Dumbest shit ever.

Agreed.  When you pitch it the RB has to concentrate on catching it first and can't focus as much on open lanes to run.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 12:14 PM
Shit.  That might have been another TD that was missed.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: mde114 on Nov 15, 2025, 12:14 PM
Did y'all hate the play call?
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: BASS on Nov 15, 2025, 12:15 PM
can we stop running the right side?
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 12:15 PM
Quote from: mde114 on Nov 15, 2025, 12:14 PMDid y'all hate the play call?

Only the retarded QB's execution of it. 
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: The Whyte Boar on Nov 15, 2025, 12:15 PM
Once again Green takes that play and throws short instead of the guy open in the end zone.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: BASS on Nov 15, 2025, 12:15 PM
not a fan of the pants that stop above the knee
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: mr.zorak on Nov 15, 2025, 12:16 PM
Yes sir!!!!
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: TC on Nov 15, 2025, 12:16 PM
Bobby you beautiful bastard.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 12:16 PM
We are digging a hole. Now LSU will come back from further down.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Gambler on Nov 15, 2025, 12:17 PM
Not taking the bait. Hopes not up.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 12:17 PM
I'm thrilled to be up 14-0 in the first quarter but if Green had taken that wide the fuck open throw to the end zone coming out of the timeout those stands would have emptied out before the commercial break ended.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 12:17 PM
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 12:03 PMMaybe we are going to build a lead to blow.

This is exactly what's happening.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 12:21 PM
I see Sorey is still playing like a bitch
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: mde114 on Nov 15, 2025, 12:21 PM
Storey has to be on the take.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Hogfan58 on Nov 15, 2025, 12:21 PM
Sorey is trash
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 12:21 PM
We caught em 5 yards in the backfield for a 2 yard gain.

It's really amazing.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 12:22 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 12:21 PMI see Sorey is still playing like a bitch

He gets bonus money for making it look like a near-miss.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: BASS on Nov 15, 2025, 12:26 PM
there's teh defense we know and love
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 12:26 PM
And just like that we remember who we are
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Gambler on Nov 15, 2025, 12:27 PM
Elite tackling.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Feral on Nov 15, 2025, 12:27 PM
There's the Arkansas defense we all know.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: TC on Nov 15, 2025, 12:27 PM
Thanks for the D, Sam.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 12:27 PM
We could be up 48-0 and I wouldn't get my hopes up.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 12:27 PM
Like all of you I recognize that D.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 12:28 PM
Our defense can cure any offense. 
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 12:30 PM
flag time
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Papa Pigeritus on Nov 15, 2025, 12:30 PM
Dan Skipper wept.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 12:31 PM
Autrey's crew making up shit. Shocked, I tell ya. Shocked!
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 12:32 PM
Green sees the field worse than any D1 QB I have ever watched. And that includes Dowell Loggains.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Hogfan58 on Nov 15, 2025, 12:32 PM
3 man rush gets to Green
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 12:33 PM
I guess the hand to the face by Perkins doesn't matter.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Texzilla on Nov 15, 2025, 12:34 PM
Quote from: Hognrock on Nov 15, 2025, 12:13 PMAgreed.  When you pitch it the RB has to concentrate on catching it first and can't focus as much on open lanes to run.

The benefit of having a running qb is you can be in the wildcat any time.  Bobby loves these multiple handoffs by a qb with a turnip brain.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: DirkPiggler on Nov 15, 2025, 12:35 PM
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 12:33 PMI guess the hand to the face by Perkins doesn't matter.

Had we done that to the Miss State QB it would have been called targeting and upheld.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 12:39 PM
First down sack means nothing. Absolutely nothing.

And we all know it.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Hogfan58 on Nov 15, 2025, 12:40 PM
I predict 0 holding calls on LSU today
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: HogOfWar on Nov 15, 2025, 12:40 PM
Our defense is not waiting till the second half to fold apparently, just the second quarter.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 12:42 PM
Quote from: HogOfWar on Nov 15, 2025, 12:40 PMOur defense is not waiting till the second half to fold apparently, just the second quarter.
Why wait. Avoid the rush!
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: HogOfWar on Nov 15, 2025, 12:46 PM
Quote from: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 12:42 PMWhy wait. Avoid the rush!

Black Friday is already here!
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 12:48 PM
It's actually funny that we had a 14-0 lead and none of us were celebrating. We ALL knew what would happen.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Gambler on Nov 15, 2025, 12:48 PM
Quote from: Hogfan58 on Nov 15, 2025, 12:40 PMI predict 0 holding calls on LSU today
I predict a sunrise in the east tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Guardrail on Nov 15, 2025, 12:49 PM
God I hate our QB play
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Nov 15, 2025, 12:49 PM
Green is a retard. 
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: HTL on Nov 15, 2025, 12:49 PM
Bobby's handpicked QB.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: BASS on Nov 15, 2025, 12:49 PM
we have such a stupid quarterback.  why the fuck does harold perkins hate arkansas so much?  that dude fucks us in the ass every year.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 12:49 PM
Green is a fucking idiot. Has a wide open receiver short, and throws into triple coverage for the INT.

And I don't know why announcers think beating us is some great feat.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: The Whyte Boar on Nov 15, 2025, 12:49 PM
This guy is allergic to open receivers.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 12:50 PM
Quote from: Guardrail on Nov 15, 2025, 12:49 PMGod I hate our QB play

Green is awful. Just awful.

Did he overthrow a guy or did he pass up the short throw, to throw into triple coverage?

What does it matter.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: TC on Nov 15, 2025, 12:50 PM
KJ time
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 12:50 PM
You can't fault the decision-making that time.



I mean, there were only three white shirts there.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: BASS on Nov 15, 2025, 12:50 PM
cue the clown music
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Gambler on Nov 15, 2025, 12:50 PM
Passed over the wide open short route to throw into triple coverage. Triple.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 12:50 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 12:07 PMShoot Green in the head, at worst he'll miss one play to change helmets.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 12:51 PM
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 12:50 PMYou can't fault the decision-making that time.



I mean, there were only three white shirts there.

And the one that got the ball made a great play of going over Blake's arms to get it
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Spiderham on Nov 15, 2025, 12:51 PM
Our QB is retarded. 
Throw it to the wide open guy underneath vs the 5 yd deeper guy with 3 guys around him.
Idiot. 
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Natty_Ice on Nov 15, 2025, 12:52 PM
I hope that throw doesn't hurt his heisman campaign
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Too Big Pig on Nov 15, 2025, 12:52 PM
This is where I hate false start penalties.

You can play through offsides. Why can't you pay through false starts.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 12:53 PM
So, instead of the ball going to us, call a BS 5 yard penalty and give LSU a FG. Figures.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 12:53 PM
Quote from: Spiderham on Nov 15, 2025, 12:51 PMOur QB is retarded.
Throw it to the wide open guy underneath vs the 5 yd deeper guy with 3 guys around him.
Idiot.

He makes up his mind before the snap.  It's astounding just this season how many times he's looked directly at an open receiver only to throw it to someone in double or triple coverage.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 12:53 PM
PLEASE CHANGE QBs.

Bobby I'm begging you.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 12:54 PM
Quote from: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 12:53 PMSo, instead of the ball going to us, call a BS 5 yard penalty and give LSU a FG. Figures.

LSU needs this win for bowl eligibility
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 12:54 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 12:53 PMPLEASE CHANGE QBs.

Bobby I'm begging you.

This! I am ready to see what KJ can do.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 12:54 PM
We should retire the #10 jersey.

After the representation by the two guys wearing it this year, it may be forever tainted.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: BASS on Nov 15, 2025, 12:56 PM
perkins just pushed it in an inch further
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 12:56 PM
Horrible field vision. Atrocious. Abysmal.

Historically bad.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 12:56 PM
And on the sack, yet another receiver breaking open deep with plenty of time to make the throw.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: BASS on Nov 15, 2025, 12:57 PM
our oline is special
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Nov 15, 2025, 12:57 PM
So long Bobby
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 12:57 PM
We are the only team I have seen that can't block a blitz, and when we blitz, our guy is stopped dead at the line.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 12:58 PM
Quote from: BASS on Nov 15, 2025, 12:57 PMour oline is special

The o-line can't block seven guys. That's fully on the QB for not recognizing it.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: HogOfWar on Nov 15, 2025, 12:58 PM
Quote from: BASS on Nov 15, 2025, 12:57 PMour oline is special

Very
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Texzilla on Nov 15, 2025, 12:59 PM
Bobby might have gotten this job had he changed QBs weeks ago. Instead he's riding this moron into retirement. 

Not only a pass into triple coverage but a a soft slow limpdick toss.  He is a piece of shit.  Hopefully showing the nfl he has zero brains. 
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 01:00 PM
Taylen spent too much time in the VR headset and not enough time getting blitzed by the defense in practice.  I blame Sam for running the offseason like that.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 01:00 PM
Lol our defense is somehow even more retarded than our offense.  No awareness of the clock.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Gambler on Nov 15, 2025, 01:01 PM
Sorey.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 01:01 PM
They left an "R" off of Sorey's name.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 01:01 PM
Fuck you Sorey.

Only a moron who's never seen us play would say, "there's really no reason to snap this before the two minute warning."

You could see that free five yards coming a mile away.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Natty_Ice on Nov 15, 2025, 01:03 PM
does anyone doubt if they get another easy 6 before half?
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Snorts on Nov 15, 2025, 01:06 PM
We can't handle pressure. Either the QB doesnt see it, or the protection collapses. Or both.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 01:07 PM
Quote from: Snorts on Nov 15, 2025, 01:06 PMWe can't handle pressure. Either the QB doesnt see it, or the protection collapses. Or both.
We can't stop pressure from happening.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 01:08 PM
Throws it to a motionless receiver with a defender standing next to him, and almost makes it another INT
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 01:08 PM
Green finally made a good read on the option!
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Texzilla on Nov 15, 2025, 01:09 PM
Sorry with the stupid encroachment penalty.  No excuse for those.  Ever. 

Bobby has coached himself into oblivion, though maybe he's been told he's done.  The bad part of the end of bmfp v2 will be those here whining about his first firing, and his second one.  This is his offense not Sam's.  His QB not Sam's.  His playcalling not Sam's.  Game has passed him by.  Turn the page.  Can Yuri fire the interim?  Let DVH take over for a few weeks.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 01:10 PM
Green is taking waaay to long in the pocket. Then throws to nobody.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 01:10 PM
Green missed the pass so bad they had to announce that it wasn't intentional grounding lol
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 01:11 PM
PLEASE SWITCH QBs!
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 01:12 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 01:10 PMGreen missed the pass so bad they had to announce that it wasn't intentional grounding lol

Yeah I can't remember ever seeing that before.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Snorts on Nov 15, 2025, 01:12 PM
Maybe the worst pass Ive ever seen. Wobbly to nowhere. The QB set his feet and delivered a duck so poorly the Referee had to explain why it wasn't intentional grounding.

Wow.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 01:13 PM
And then he makes that pass to Crutchfield who finally found his way onto the field.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: HogOfWar on Nov 15, 2025, 01:13 PM
I wish an LSU linebacker would take out TG just so BMFP has no choice to put in KJ.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Hogfan58 on Nov 15, 2025, 01:13 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 01:10 PMGreen missed the pass so bad they had to announce that it wasn't intentional grounding lol

I've never seen a pass in the middle of the field that was wide and overthrown that an official made an announcement like that
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 01:14 PM
Courtney Crutchfield!

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Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Hogfan58 on Nov 15, 2025, 01:15 PM
We're going to fuck this up at the half
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: BASS on Nov 15, 2025, 01:15 PM
of course
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 01:16 PM
Had to use the last timeout because Green went full retard and scrambled right into 3 defenders.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Snorts on Nov 15, 2025, 01:16 PM
Horrible.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 01:16 PM
What a fucking dumbass. Please change QBs.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Guardrail on Nov 15, 2025, 01:16 PM
Green is more retarded than KJ Jefferson. And that's saying something.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Feral on Nov 15, 2025, 01:17 PM
Quote from: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 01:16 PMWhat a fucking dumbass. Please change QBs.

It's 100% on Petrino at this point for sticking with him, especially coming off injury
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: HTL on Nov 15, 2025, 01:17 PM
Bobby needs to be ripping retard Green instead of the officials.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Nov 15, 2025, 01:17 PM
Let's get a pick 6 here
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 01:17 PM
Looked like he had someone else a little more open.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Natty_Ice on Nov 15, 2025, 01:18 PM
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Nov 15, 2025, 01:03 PMdoes anyone doubt if they get another easy 6 before half?

 :-\
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 01:18 PM
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Nov 15, 2025, 01:17 PMLet's get a pick 6 here
LSU will score before the half.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 01:18 PM
Quote from: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 01:17 PMLooked like he had someone else a little more open.

That's like holding. It happens every play.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 01:19 PM
Oh bullshit I knew that flag was coming before the ref even reached for it
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 01:20 PM
This is really the same crew as the Mississippi State game?

We really are the stepchild of the league.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Hogfan58 on Nov 15, 2025, 01:20 PM
If Bama had 180 penalty yds in a game under Saban, what are the odds the same crew would be working a Bama game 2 weeks later?
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Snorts on Nov 15, 2025, 01:21 PM
That is some disgraceful shit on D. Just quit playing why dontcha.

Hard to maintain any sort of fandom when the players dont give a rat.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 01:21 PM
Nice of our guy to help the receiver get out of bounds.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 01:22 PM
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 01:20 PMThis is really the same crew as the Mississippi State game?

We really are the stepchild of the league.

And people on this board still think we're a REAL SEC team
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Gambler on Nov 15, 2025, 01:22 PM
Wasn't it 14-0?
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 01:22 PM
3 seconds left. Plenty of time for a pick 6.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: HogOfWar on Nov 15, 2025, 01:23 PM
Quote from: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 01:22 PM3 seconds left. Plenty of time for a pick 6.

Or a scoop and score
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 01:23 PM
If you thought this was bad, wait until the second half.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 01:23 PM
Dammit Bobby
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: BASS on Nov 15, 2025, 01:23 PM
"we'll have to fight everybody"  :rofl:
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 01:24 PM
Lol he hates losing to LSU more than to anyone else.  If HY won't say anything Bobby will.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Nov 15, 2025, 01:24 PM
There's the Bobby we love.

Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 01:24 PM
Quote from: HogOfWar on Nov 15, 2025, 11:46 AMLSU can afford F-16s to fly over when can only afford bi-planes.
Paper airplanes.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Feral on Nov 15, 2025, 01:27 PM
KJ needs to play in the 2nd half or Bobby can GTFO
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Texzilla on Nov 15, 2025, 01:31 PM
Bobby says "we come down here and have to play everybody".  Uhh if you didn't play your retard qb you might be winning. 

Green needs to just be kept in the locker room.  Say he got a hangnail.  Dumbest qb I've ever seen.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Texzilla on Nov 15, 2025, 01:33 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 01:22 PMAnd people on this board still think we're a REAL SEC team

This team wouldn't win in the swac or the AIC.  Its nothing better players and coaches can't fix.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 01:40 PM
If we don't see a different QB this half, I am switching over and watching real football.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Hogfan58 on Nov 15, 2025, 01:46 PM
LSU 6 pts off of our 3 TOs. If they didn't suck so bad, they would be blowing us out
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 01:46 PM
Our defense must honestly practice being so bad.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 01:47 PM
Sorey made a sack there like his family is being held hostage
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Hogfan58 on Nov 15, 2025, 01:47 PM
My god, Sorey made a play
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 01:48 PM
Quote from: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 01:40 PMIf we don't see a different QB this half, I am switching over and watching real football.

We'll let you know how it goes.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 01:49 PM
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 01:48 PMWe'll let you know how it goes.
No need. I already know.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Hogfan58 on Nov 15, 2025, 01:49 PM
Has our all everything punt returner done a thing this year?
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 01:50 PM
Gashing them
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 01:51 PM
Have a feeling shit was broken in the locker room at half.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: mde114 on Nov 15, 2025, 01:51 PM
C'mon hogs.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 01:51 PM
Runs like that don't make up for it.

He kills us so bad by not being a real QB who can see the field, that the occasional athletic play is meaningless.

Scoreboard after all.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 01:52 PM
Jeez I thought they weren't going to call that obvious offside.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Snorts on Nov 15, 2025, 01:53 PM
Green stops another TD.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: BASS on Nov 15, 2025, 01:54 PM
lsu's helmet logo is fugly.

a cool helmet for them would be a base matt purple with the eye of the tiger logo they paint at midfield on each side of the helmet.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 01:55 PM
In addition to all our other worsts this year, the worst short yardage team I've ever seen. We only get it ever by misdirection.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 01:55 PM
Our balls still haven't dropped
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 01:55 PM
God damn Bobby.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Too Big Pig on Nov 15, 2025, 01:56 PM
Take the damn points
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Snorts on Nov 15, 2025, 01:56 PM
Fuck this shit.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 01:56 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 01:55 PMIn addition to all our other worsts this year, the worst short yardage team I've ever seen. We only get it ever by misdirection.

We spent 5 years with the best OL coach in the history of football
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: HTL on Nov 15, 2025, 01:56 PM
Bobby lol
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: razor5396 on Nov 15, 2025, 01:56 PM
That sums up the entire season
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Hognrock on Nov 15, 2025, 01:57 PM
Incoming 99+ yd TD for LSU.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Cornhogio on Nov 15, 2025, 01:58 PM
Bobby is coaching like he knows he's not getting the gig.  That was fucking ignorant.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Gambler on Nov 15, 2025, 01:58 PM
99 yd drive coming.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: mde114 on Nov 15, 2025, 01:58 PM
Quote from: HTL on Nov 15, 2025, 01:56 PMBobby lol

Earlier weren't you complaining because we didn't sneak it?
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: HogOfWar on Nov 15, 2025, 01:58 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 01:56 PMWe spent 5 years with the best OL coach in the history of football

Are you sure about that?
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 01:58 PM
When you can't make 1 yard on three tries...SMH.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 02:00 PM
Some point the players have to be accountable for making the play or not. Our guys aren't making plays.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Hogfan58 on Nov 15, 2025, 02:01 PM
QB sneak for 5 yds
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 02:03 PM
How was that not grounding? There was no receiver in the area, and he threw it away to avoid a sack. And he was still in the pocket.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 02:03 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 02:03 PMHow was that not grounding? There was no receiver in the area, and he threw it away to avoid a sack. And he was still in the pocket.

I didn't see "#14" either.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 02:04 PM
We now have lost the turnover battle 20-7 this season.

Counting fourth down failures, we've given it up 28 times. I don't know how many fourth down stops we have.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: TheOtherWhiteMeat on Nov 15, 2025, 02:04 PM
Petrino's probably afraid to let Green throw it that close to the end zone.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: arreferee on Nov 15, 2025, 02:05 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 02:03 PMHow was that not grounding? There was no receiver in the area, and he threw it away to avoid a sack. And he was still in the pocket.

Did it hit one of the Arkansas players rushing the QB? If so, there's a lot of leeway on those. I don't like the philosophy, but it is what it is.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 02:06 PM
And of course we get the flag.

Fuck you Autrey.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: mde114 on Nov 15, 2025, 02:06 PM
Bullshit call
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 02:06 PM
We are comical. We should all be wearing big, red noses.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 02:07 PM
Quote from: arreferee on Nov 15, 2025, 02:05 PMDid it hit one of the Arkansas players rushing the QB? If so, there's a lot of leeway on those. I don't like the philosophy, but it is what it is.

He threw it into the knees of the rusher intentionally. It's not like we blocked the pass.

NOW they call intentional grounding lol.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Hogfan58 on Nov 15, 2025, 02:07 PM
We got a call
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 02:07 PM
Ballsy
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Nov 15, 2025, 02:08 PM
I would have bet good money that that flag was going to be a fricking by the refs 
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 02:08 PM
Wow
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 02:08 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 02:07 PMBallsy

It doesn't matter. We should go full Kevin Kelley at this point and never punt or kick off. What's the worst that could happen?
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 02:08 PM
Quote from: Hogfan58 on Nov 15, 2025, 02:07 PMWe got a call

And a lead
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: BASS on Nov 15, 2025, 02:08 PM
"you a bitch"  "you a bitch"   :rofl:
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 02:09 PM
Bobby obviously doesn't trust Green to throw it in the red zone
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 02:09 PM
Lol that had some "get this two points or I will murder everyone you love" kind of energy
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: arreferee on Nov 15, 2025, 02:10 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 02:07 PMHe threw it into the knees of the rusher intentionally. It's not like we blocked the pass.

NOW they call intentional grounding lol.

Yeah, he definitely threw it at the knees of the defenders, but the philosophy is to let that go. It's about rewarding the offense. Again, I don't like it, but that's what the NCAA wants.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: mde114 on Nov 15, 2025, 02:10 PM
Man.

Fuck lsu
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 02:10 PM
I guess we're assuming they're gonna keep kicking field goals.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 02:11 PM
Washington has been, hands down, the best player on the team this year.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Nov 15, 2025, 02:11 PM
Beat LSU, Texas, and Missouri and Bobby could get back in this coaching mix.

Because fuck all those teams.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: HOGSRUNWILD on Nov 15, 2025, 02:11 PM
Won't see a certain poster again until we are losing again...
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Hognrock on Nov 15, 2025, 02:11 PM
I think going for 2 was the right call.  Being up 4 (failed attempt) vs 5 doesn't really change much. And we're now up 2 FG's
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: HogOfWar on Nov 15, 2025, 02:12 PM
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Nov 15, 2025, 02:11 PMBeat LSU, Texas, and Missouri and Bobby could get back in this coaching mix.

Because fuck all those teams.

Just beat LSU and Thanksgiving is tolerable.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 02:12 PM
Quote from: arreferee on Nov 15, 2025, 02:10 PMYeah, he definitely threw it at the knees of the defenders, but the philosophy is to let that go. It's about rewarding the offense. Again, I don't like it, but that's what the NCAA wants.

If that's the philosophy, then the philosophy needs changed, because that was intentional, and it was grounding.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Natty_Ice on Nov 15, 2025, 02:12 PM
we have a true rivalry.  thy name is LSwho
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 02:13 PM
Quote from: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 02:11 PMWashington has been, hands down, the best player on the team this year.

True.

But I agree with the analysis on the opening drive. The announcer said he would be a lot better and have a lot more yards if he could break tackles. I notice time and time and time again, he breaks the first level and then is brought down by somebody at the second level. McFadden or Jones takes all of those to the house.

Of course, McFadden and Jones were generational, I guess.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 02:14 PM
Big hold on that pass. Uncalled.

Oh wait. Called?
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: arreferee on Nov 15, 2025, 02:15 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 02:12 PMIf that's the philosophy, then the philosophy needs changed, because that was intentional, and it was grounding.

I don't disagree.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Hogfan58 on Nov 15, 2025, 02:16 PM
Considering it's our D, our defense hasn't played that bad. Holding them to FG after TO was huge
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: HOGSRUNWILD on Nov 15, 2025, 02:16 PM
Holy fucking another hold.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Nov 15, 2025, 02:17 PM
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Nov 15, 2025, 02:11 PMBeat LSU, Texas, and Missouri and Bobby could get back in this coaching mix.

Because fuck all those teams.

LSU is probably still going to win. But even if not, Texas is going to beat us by 3 TDs. Mizzou will beat us by 30 points.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 02:18 PM
Quote from: Hogfan58 on Nov 15, 2025, 02:16 PMConsidering it's our D, our defense hasn't played that bad. Holding them to FG after TO was huge

Was about to say the same. Defense have done their part of late.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 02:19 PM
Quote from: bigpig on Nov 15, 2025, 02:17 PMLSU is probably still going to win. But even if not, Texas is going to beat us by 3 TDs. Mizzou will beat us by 30 points.

Mizzou can't score. And they are down to their last QB. If we lose to both LSU and Texas we probably let go of the rope and lose.

If we have any fire under our ass, we will beat them. They are not good on offense.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Natty_Ice on Nov 15, 2025, 02:19 PM
This interim DC is not bad, I wouldn't mind keeping him on staff in some capacity.  Dline seems improved as well
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 02:20 PM
Washington just broke that tackle.

I don't remember that being a problem at all.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 02:21 PM
Green showing the negative pocket presence on this drive
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 02:21 PM
My god Carmona
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: HogOfWar on Nov 15, 2025, 02:21 PM
Green being green.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 02:22 PM
lol at Carmona literally chasing his man into the backfield. I don't think that is how offensive line play is supposed to work.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: HTL on Nov 15, 2025, 02:22 PM
Quote from: mde114 on Nov 15, 2025, 01:58 PMEarlier weren't you complaining because we didn't sneak it?
No. Why lie?
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: HOGSRUNWILD on Nov 15, 2025, 02:22 PM
Carmmona or whatever is fucking useless.  I mean, fucking useless as tits on a duck.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Hogfan58 on Nov 15, 2025, 02:22 PM
The Oline is a sieve
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 02:23 PM
Why aren't we sticking with running the ball?
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Cornhogio on Nov 15, 2025, 02:23 PM
Prepare thine anus.  Q4 implosion inbound.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 02:23 PM
Quote from: Hogfan58 on Nov 15, 2025, 02:22 PMThe Oline is a sieve
The bull fighter offense. Ole'
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: HOGSRUNWILD on Nov 15, 2025, 02:23 PM
I think the line is point shaving...
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: HogOfWar on Nov 15, 2025, 02:23 PM
Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Nov 15, 2025, 02:22 PMCarmmona or whatever is fucking useless.  I mean, fucking useless as tits on a duck.
Quote from: Hogfan58 on Nov 15, 2025, 02:22 PMThe Oline is a sieve

We just need better athletes.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 02:24 PM
I don't know how you fail to touch the guy directly in front of you.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: HOGSRUNWILD on Nov 15, 2025, 02:25 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 02:24 PMI don't know how you fail to touch the guy directly in front of you.

It is impressive.  He would for sure run over me, guaranteed, but I'm 100% sure I would be able to touch him.  Somehow a dude that is 4 feet wide somehow couldn't even lay a finger on him.  Not even touch him.  Just crazy.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 02:25 PM
Sam's going to give us an elite O-Line, he just needs more time to recruit and coach up his guys lol. Someone go shit on that fat fuck's front door step.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 02:30 PM
LSU have Gus calling plays?
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 02:31 PM
Another 3rd and Arkansas
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 02:31 PM
3rd and Arkansas.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 02:33 PM
LSU using all the trick plays now.  And they're working.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 02:33 PM
We got a call!!
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 02:33 PM
I see one of our DBs is actually wearing clown shoes. Two different colors.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 02:34 PM
I'm convinced Walker can't run and turn his head at the same time.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Nov 15, 2025, 02:35 PM
We are so bad at open field tackling.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 02:35 PM
Sorey with another missed tackle on a stationary ballcarrier
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: mde114 on Nov 15, 2025, 02:36 PM
Fuck you Sorey
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: HOGSRUNWILD on Nov 15, 2025, 02:36 PM
#10 is fucking blind and/or retarded.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 02:36 PM
Another missed holding call.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 02:36 PM
And then 3 defensive linemen all break through and run straight past the QB who just lazily steps to his right.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Nov 15, 2025, 02:37 PM
Corndog OL holding like crazy.

Whatever
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: mde114 on Nov 15, 2025, 02:38 PM
Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Nov 15, 2025, 02:36 PM#10 is fucking blind and/or retarded.

Or he bet on LSU
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 02:39 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 02:36 PMAnd then 3 defensive linemen all break through and run straight past the QB who just lazily steps to his right.
https://youtu.be/2UDeZ-H8QOU
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 02:39 PM
Quote from: bigpig on Nov 15, 2025, 02:37 PMCorndog OL holding like crazy.

Whatever

It's kinda hard to actually wrap arms around Geffrard but that dude was doing his best on the TD play. 
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Rocky Mountain Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 02:40 PM
Well, you all know how this ends. The only question is will it be huge sacks for loss, a fumble or an interception.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Natty_Ice on Nov 15, 2025, 02:42 PM
Quote from: Rocky Mountain Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 02:40 PMWell, you all know how this ends. The only question is will it be huge sacks for loss, a fumble or an interception.

screwed by refs
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Hogfan58 on Nov 15, 2025, 02:43 PM
Quote from: Rocky Mountain Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 02:40 PMWell, you all know how this ends. The only question is will it be huge sacks for loss, a fumble or an interception.

Green gets sacked, fumbles, Washington picks the ball up and throws a pick 6
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 02:43 PM
I'm waiting on Green to throw a pick 6
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 02:44 PM
We score, but too quick. They score and win.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 02:44 PM
Man that Washington guy sucks at breaking tackles.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: HOGSRUNWILD on Nov 15, 2025, 02:44 PM
Quote from: bigpig on Nov 15, 2025, 02:37 PMCorndog OL holding like crazy.

Whatever

Yep, That white thing you see on the chest of our DL?  That is the gloved hand of their OL front behind holding him back.  That is a hold 100% of the time right in front of the official as the QB breaks the pocket and is called 100% of the time if the game is called straight.  100% of the time.  You simply can't miss it.  No amount of trying to make excuses for refs will change that. 

Hold.jpg
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 02:45 PM
Damn, nearly got sacked DURING the handoff
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 02:46 PM
Couldn't wait to call that incomplete
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: mde114 on Nov 15, 2025, 02:46 PM
Catch
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 02:47 PM
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 02:44 PMMan that Washington guy sucks at breaking tackles.

I have watched it all year, he does NOT break long ones. I'm not going to put together a fucking highlights package for you but it's true.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 02:47 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 02:45 PMDamn, nearly got sacked DURING the handoff

He just refuses to see pressure.


No way we get this call reversed. We all know that.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 02:47 PM
Catch. He was down with the ball. But, we will get fucked.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Hogfan58 on Nov 15, 2025, 02:47 PM
Catch
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 02:47 PM
You guess know better
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 02:48 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 02:47 PMI have watched it all year, he does NOT break long ones. I'm not going to put together a fucking highlights package for you but it's true.

That would be more of a speed issue. I won't argue he's fleet.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: TC on Nov 15, 2025, 02:48 PM
This is just the SEC trying to ice our kicker
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 02:48 PM
We're Arkansas.  It won't be ruled a catch until he carries the ball to the sidelines, takes it home with him, and holds on to it until he gets the SEC ruling in the mail via USPS 4-6 business days later.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Hogfan58 on Nov 15, 2025, 02:48 PM
He was down then out of bounds when the ball came out
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: mde114 on Nov 15, 2025, 02:49 PM
Quote from: Hogfan58 on Nov 15, 2025, 02:48 PMHe was down then out of bounds when the ball came out

💯
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 02:50 PM
They will rule it incomplete due to his reaction after the play.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Hogfan58 on Nov 15, 2025, 02:50 PM
Shocking
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 02:50 PM
They iced him successfully.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: HOGSRUNWILD on Nov 15, 2025, 02:50 PM
They can fuck us as much as they want, they know that now that Hunter is the "Man", he won't say shit.  They proved that after the Mississippi State game
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 02:50 PM
Bad hold
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: arreferee on Nov 15, 2025, 02:50 PM
Guys, that's not a catch in any game in the country. He has to survive going to the ground. He didn't.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Snorts on Nov 15, 2025, 02:51 PM
Whatever it takes.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: mde114 on Nov 15, 2025, 02:51 PM
Fuck a kicker
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: HogOfWar on Nov 15, 2025, 02:51 PM
Fountain special.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 02:51 PM
"The freshman has been outSTANDing this year."

I immediately yelled at the TV WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING.

Announcers know better than to do that.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Nov 15, 2025, 02:53 PM
Quote from: Rocky Mountain Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 02:40 PMWell, you all know how this ends. The only question is will it be huge sacks for loss, a fumble or an interception.

you forgot the classic missed FG
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Hogfan58 on Nov 15, 2025, 02:53 PM
HY is a fucking cuck pussy. Bobby is going to say something about the refs after the game; HY won't say shit.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 02:53 PM
That field goal would've only set up a different gut punch.

We need some kind of gift.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 02:54 PM
Does anyone really think we would win if he HAD made the FG? There was still a lot of time left.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 02:54 PM
Quote from: Hogfan58 on Nov 15, 2025, 02:53 PMHY is a fucking cuck pussy. Bobby is going to say something about the refs after the game; HY won't say shit.

He'll fire Petrino before he upsets his daddies in the SEC office
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: HogOfWar on Nov 15, 2025, 02:54 PM
Quote from: Hogfan58 on Nov 15, 2025, 02:53 PMHY is a fucking cuck pussy. Bobby is going to say something about the refs after the game; HY won't say shit.

Of course not. He is the CFP Chairman now.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: mde114 on Nov 15, 2025, 02:55 PM
Ballgame
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Snorts on Nov 15, 2025, 02:55 PM
Ah well.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 02:56 PM
CALL TIMEOUT!!
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 02:56 PM
BleedinRed had the number 10 correct in his preseason prediction. Just in the wrong position.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 02:57 PM
Had to stop them there.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: TC on Nov 15, 2025, 02:58 PM
Stupid to not call the timeout before the 2minute warning
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: HOGSRUNWILD on Nov 15, 2025, 02:58 PM
Yep, ballgame.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: DirkPiggler on Nov 15, 2025, 02:58 PM
Quote from: arreferee on Nov 15, 2025, 02:50 PMGuys, that's not a catch in any game in the country. He has to survive going to the ground. He didn't.

How long does he have to hold it once he gets on the ground?
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: mde114 on Nov 15, 2025, 02:59 PM
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Nov 15, 2025, 02:58 PMHow long does he have to hold it once he gets on the ground?

and is sitting out of bounds when the DB rips it out of his hands?
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 03:00 PM
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Nov 15, 2025, 02:58 PMHow long does he have to hold it once he gets on the ground?

Until he gets up with it.

That's another case where unfortunately a rigid rule forces a call on a play that would be a catch anywhere else in the field of play.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Rocky Mountain Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 03:00 PM
Another nice moral victory with a loss to a backup quarterback.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: arreferee on Nov 15, 2025, 03:00 PM
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Nov 15, 2025, 02:58 PMHow long does he have to hold it once he gets on the ground?

He has to have and keep possession of it if he catches it while going to the ground. The ball came out as he hit the ground so it's incomplete. Basically, he needs to get up with it. It can't come out when he hits the ground or it's incomplete.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 03:00 PM
Quote from: Rocky Mountain Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 03:00 PMAnother nice moral victory with a loss to a backup quarterback.
After having a lead.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: DirkPiggler on Nov 15, 2025, 03:01 PM
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 03:00 PMUntil he gets up with it.

That's another case where unfortunately a rigid rule forces a call on a play that would be a catch anywhere else in the field of play.

Yeah the rules around the catch/no catch are dumb as hell. 
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 03:01 PM
Let's say by some miracle we hold them to a field goal here.

Is there anyone on the board who believes Green can lead us down the field for a TD with no timeouts?
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: PigSix on Nov 15, 2025, 03:01 PM
Well, we know how this ends, right?
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: DirkPiggler on Nov 15, 2025, 03:02 PM
Quote from: arreferee on Nov 15, 2025, 03:00 PMHe has to have and keep possession of it if he catches it while going to the ground. The ball came out as he hit the ground so it's incomplete. Basically, he needs to get up with it. It can't come out when he hits the ground or it's incomplete.

Looked like he went to the ground with it and had it...hitting the ground didn't cause the ball to come out. 

My beef is with the rule rather than the call. 
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 03:03 PM
Another complete whiff by the defense in a critical moment.  Even making that FG wouldn't have given me hope of a win.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 03:03 PM
Why is the clock still running after the first down? It never stopped.

Never mind. It did.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: razor5396 on Nov 15, 2025, 03:03 PM
I feel like that guy from the end of "I Have No Mouth and Must Scream"
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Keyser Soooie on Nov 15, 2025, 03:04 PM
Pittman/Petrino, doesn't matter, the close losses continue.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 03:04 PM
unfuckingreal
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 03:04 PM
We don't even know how to crowd the line of scrimmage correctly.

We are laughable.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: arreferee on Nov 15, 2025, 03:04 PM
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Nov 15, 2025, 03:02 PMLooked like he went to the ground with it and had it...hitting the ground didn't cause the ball to come out. 

My beef is with the rule rather than the call. 

I don't fault you there. There are several rules that are screwy.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: HTL on Nov 15, 2025, 03:04 PM
And you losers want this guy to be the head coach.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: HogglyWoggly on Nov 15, 2025, 03:05 PM
God hates the Razorbacks
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 03:05 PM
Quote from: Keyser Soooie on Nov 15, 2025, 03:04 PMPittman/Petrino, doesn't matter, the close losses continue.

We're a team of losers.  On that third down run we were more worried about not missing the tackle than we were about making the tackle to stop the first down. 
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 03:06 PM
Quote from: HogglyWoggly on Nov 15, 2025, 03:05 PMGod hates the Razorbacks

Nolan ain't getting any younger.  Better get that statue built.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 03:06 PM
Quote from: HTL on Nov 15, 2025, 03:04 PMAnd you losers want this guy to be the head coach.

We have the worst talent in the SEC. Not a coach breathing would change that.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 03:06 PM
We almost always win.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 03:07 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 03:04 PMWe don't even know how to crowd the line of scrimmage correctly.

We are laughable.

Yeah and we didn't do anything exotic to try to disrupt them. I don't guess we have a run blitz in our playbook. 
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Spiderham on Nov 15, 2025, 03:08 PM
Stop saying the boot stays in Baton Rouge for the 46th time. 
Just fucking stupid. 
Did Bazzel start the trophy game in childhood?
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 03:08 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 03:06 PMWe have the worst talent in the SEC. Not a coach breathing would change that.

So LSU has the second worst? This is our closest loss.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: vegashog on Nov 15, 2025, 03:09 PM
this program is cursed, snakebit, whatever the fuck you want to call it. right or wrong, the stink is on everyone of the players and coaches. just get this shit over with.

Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: DirkPiggler on Nov 15, 2025, 03:11 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 03:06 PMWe have the worst talent in the SEC. Not a coach breathing would change that.

Our talent is no worse than MSU, Kentucky, etc.  The difference between us and the rest of the bottom 5-6 is minuscule at best. 


We have the worst defensive talent, but are mid pack at worst offensively.  They just have the loser's mentality from their original head coach.

Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 03:11 PM
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 03:08 PMSo LSU has the second worst? This is our closest loss.

One game is a judgement of talent?
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: HTL on Nov 15, 2025, 03:11 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 03:06 PMWe have the worst talent in the SEC. Not a coach breathing would change that.
He's washed. I realize this is like when some of you realized Santa wasn't real.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: TC on Nov 15, 2025, 03:12 PM
Quote from: HTL on Nov 15, 2025, 03:04 PMAnd you losers want this guy to be the head coach.

Zero depth and very little talent and a losers culture thanks to your boys recruiting prowess. You'd know that matters if you knew ball.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: HTL on Nov 15, 2025, 03:14 PM
Quote from: TC on Nov 15, 2025, 03:12 PMZero depth and very little talent thanks to your boys recruiting prowess. You'd know that matters if you knew ball.
Bobby would not be a candidate for any decent job. Just stop. No one has stackable depth in this era. Countless penalties, poor clock management, handpicked QB mistake after mistake. Thankfully, he was always far down the list.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: TC on Nov 15, 2025, 03:15 PM
Quote from: HTL on Nov 15, 2025, 03:14 PMBobby would not be a candidate for any decent job. Just stop. No one has stackable depth in this era. Countless penalties, poor clock management, handpicked QB mistake after mistake. Thankfully, he was always far down the list.

You PDS is even worse than your TDS. It's really impressive.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 03:16 PM
"Please stop feeding the troll"
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 03:19 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 03:11 PMOne game is a judgement of talent?

I don't know. You're the talent expert.

We've been down this road. It's not a single issue.

Even if one subscribes to the theory that the coaching has stretched the low talent to get in position in so many games, they'd break through one of them if he's that much of a miracle worker.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 03:27 PM
Quote from: vegashog on Nov 15, 2025, 03:09 PMthis program is cursed, snakebit, whatever the fuck you want to call it. right or wrong, the stink is on everyone of the players and coaches. just get this shit over with.



It's a tough thing being both retarded and cursed. Kind of a double whammy. Basketball season!
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: wmr on Nov 15, 2025, 03:28 PM
Quote from: HogglyWoggly on Nov 15, 2025, 03:05 PMGod hates the Razorbacks

I have to believe that God doesn't care about sports.

Because if he does, then he fucking despises me and all my friends. 
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Too Big Pig on Nov 15, 2025, 03:28 PM
At least all the Coonasses who bet LSU to cover were screwed by their own man sliding instead of going in for the score.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 03:31 PM
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 03:19 PMI don't know. You're the talent expert.

We've been down this road. It's not a single issue.

Even if one subscribes to the theory that the coaching has stretched the low talent to get in position in so many games, they'd break through one of them if he's that much of a miracle worker.


Every recruiting service has us in the bottom of the SEC in talent. As for breaking through, that's your opinion. At this point, the memtal aspect has taken over and they expect to lose these games.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Pumpkin Escobar on Nov 15, 2025, 03:32 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 03:06 PMWe have the worst talent in the SEC. Not a coach breathing would change that.


No we don't. We'd be getting blown out every game if we did. Winning and losing are cultures.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: HTL on Nov 15, 2025, 03:32 PM
Quote from: TC on Nov 15, 2025, 03:15 PMYou PDS is even worse than your TDS. It's really impressive.
You're not a winner. No one is hiring Bobby.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: GeoHogsGeo on Nov 15, 2025, 03:33 PM
We lose to the discombobulated LSU football administration, we should shutter the doors and close down our organization....we are pathetic.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Rocky Mountain Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 03:33 PM
Quote from: GeoHogsGeo on Nov 15, 2025, 03:33 PMWe lose to the discombobulated LSU football administration, we should shutter the doors and close down our organization....we are pathetic.

AAC just might take us.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: HOGSRUNWILD on Nov 15, 2025, 03:34 PM
Yeah I'm shutting it down and moving on to basketball.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Natty_Ice on Nov 15, 2025, 03:39 PM
I can't believe we still have 2 more weeks of this
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 03:40 PM
Quote from: Pumpkin Escobar on Nov 15, 2025, 03:32 PMNo we don't. We'd be getting blown out every game if we did. Winning and losing are cultures.


Then why in every HS recruiting ranking and every portal ranking are we dead last?

These guys watch tape of every game and still make the same mistakes. We have Oline who can't block a guy directly in front of him. We have a QB that misses receivers at nauseum and throws into triple coverage. Dbacks that haven't ONCE turned to make a play on the ball. But sure, the talent is there.


Replace BP with any of the coaching candidates we're looking at and there is a very high probability you have the same results.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 03:40 PM
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Nov 15, 2025, 03:39 PMI can't believe we still have 2 more weeks of this
We should all be numb to the pain by now. Two more weeks isn't going to matter.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 03:42 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 03:40 PMThen why in every HS recruiting ranking and every portal ranking are we dead last?

These guys watch tape of every game and still make the same mistakes. We have Oline who can't block a guy directly in front of him. We have a QB that misses receivers at nauseum and throws into triple coverage. Dbacks that haven't ONCE turned to make a play on the ball. But sure, the talent is there.


Replace BP with any of the coaching candidates we're looking at and there is a very high probability you have the same results.

It doesn't matter. You can't keep a coach who hasn't won a darn thing, in the exact same manner as before he became interim. It doesn't matter if he is to blame. You just can't do it. It also doesn't matter if anyone else is better. That doesn't matter. You have to try something new.

It doesn't even matter whether that makes sense or not. It's just the way it is.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: TC on Nov 15, 2025, 03:43 PM
Quote from: HTL on Nov 15, 2025, 03:32 PMYou're not a winner. No one is hiring Bobby.

Your boy set this shit show in motion and not even Saban could've saved this season. So congrats, you'll get your wish and satisfy your PDS.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 03:45 PM
Look on the bright side. We are THE 8-loss team that nobody wants to play right now.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 03:46 PM
If you look back to when BP was named interim, I said it was a very long shot he would be hired. Odds were greatly stacked against him.


Is he the best person for the job? Who knows, but there isn't anyone we are mentioning that I have 100% confidence is any better.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Lurk on Nov 15, 2025, 03:48 PM
Thank goodness, I'm not the curse. I didn't even know when it was on. What soul crushing way did we lose this time?
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Pumpkin Escobar on Nov 15, 2025, 03:49 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 03:40 PMThen why in every HS recruiting ranking and every portal ranking are we dead last?

These guys watch tape of every game and still make the same mistakes. We have Oline who can't block a guy directly in front of him. We have a QB that misses receivers at nauseum and throws into triple coverage. Dbacks that haven't ONCE turned to make a play on the ball. But sure, the talent is there.


Replace BP with any of the coaching candidates we're looking at and there is a very high probability you have the same results.


Effort and competing aren't the same thing. You don't lose this many close games before and after Titboss, just on talent.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 03:50 PM
Quote from: Lurk on Nov 15, 2025, 03:48 PMThank goodness, I'm not the curse. I didn't even know when it was on. What soul crushing way did we lose this time?
Too many to mention.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Hogfan58 on Nov 15, 2025, 03:51 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 03:40 PMThen why in every HS recruiting ranking and every portal ranking are we dead last?

These guys watch tape of every game and still make the same mistakes. We have Oline who can't block a guy directly in front of him. We have a QB that misses receivers at nauseum and throws into triple coverage. Dbacks that haven't ONCE turned to make a play on the ball. But sure, the talent is there.


Replace BP with any of the coaching candidates we're looking at and there is a very high probability you have the same results.

We might have 2 or 3 players on offense that would start/play on most SEC teams; we have 0 on defense.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 03:59 PM
All that shit for talent and we played two Top 5 teams within a combined 9 points, and arguably should've beaten at least one of them.

If talent can't be judged on one game, then there is a sample size of two against two of the best teams in the country by any objective measure.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Borenutz on Nov 15, 2025, 04:00 PM
Quote from: HTL on Nov 15, 2025, 03:32 PMYou're not a winner. No one is hiring Bobby.

Who do you recommend that's better that we can get?
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: DirkPiggler on Nov 15, 2025, 04:00 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 03:42 PMIt doesn't matter. You can't keep a coach who hasn't won a darn thing, in the exact same manner as before he became interim. It doesn't matter if he is to blame. You just can't do it. It also doesn't matter if anyone else is better. That doesn't matter. You have to try something new.

It doesn't even matter whether that makes sense or not. It's just the way it is.

This is it.  You just can't keep any remnants of a staff that put this product on the field. 

I think Bobby would do a better job if he was able to build from the ground up, but you just can't do it if he goes 0-7.  Have to start over, hopefully with someone who can motivate the donors to buy a better roster. 

Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 04:03 PM
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Nov 15, 2025, 04:00 PMThis is it.  You just can't keep any remnants of a staff that put this product on the field. 

I think Bobby would do a better job if he was able to build from the ground up, but you just can't do it if he goes 0-7.  Have to start over, hopefully with someone who can motivate the donors to buy a better roster. 



Bobby would do a better job if we had fired Sam and hired him two seasons ago.

Bobby would do a better job if Sam had quit after the last two disappointing seasons like he said he would, instead of hanging on screaming for HY to pay him his money.

Bobby would do a better job if the entire team and staff didn't follow Sam's laziness through the offseason and if instead we had a legit strength and conditioning program.

The only reason we have close losses against good teams to complain about is because Bobby agreed to take the interim tag. Last year we tried to give it to Travis Williams for the final game.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: HTL on Nov 15, 2025, 04:07 PM
Quote from: Borenutz on Nov 15, 2025, 04:00 PMWho do you recommend that's better that we can get?
There's two dozen that would be better than Bobby at this point. Rmpl.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: DirkPiggler on Nov 15, 2025, 04:09 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 04:03 PMBobby would do a better job if we had fired Sam and hired him two seasons ago.

Bobby would do a better job if Sam had quit after the last two disappointing seasons like he said he would, instead of hanging on screaming for HY to pay him his money.

Bobby would do a better job if the entire team and staff didn't follow Sam's laziness through the offseason and if instead we had a legit strength and conditioning program.

The only reason we have close losses against good teams to complain about is because Bobby agreed to take the interim tag. Last year we tried to give it to Travis Williams for the final game.

Yes.  The time to make that move was last November.   Hunter botched it yet again to save the college athletics equivalent of couch cushion money. 
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 04:10 PM
Quote from: HTL on Nov 15, 2025, 04:07 PMThere's two dozen that would be better than Bobby at this point. Rmpl.
Name them. I will wait.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Borenutz on Nov 15, 2025, 04:11 PM
Quote from: HTL on Nov 15, 2025, 04:07 PMThere's two dozen that would be better than Bobby at this point. Rmpl.

Who's your top 5 ol ball knower with inside super secret information? That's right. You don't know shit.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: arreferee on Nov 15, 2025, 04:14 PM
Quote from: arreferee on Nov 15, 2025, 02:50 PMGuys, that's not a catch in any game in the country. He has to survive going to the ground. He didn't.

A very similar play just happened in the Alabama/Oklahoma game. The AL receiver didn't survive the ground and it was ruled incomplete.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 04:18 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 04:03 PMBobby would do a better job if we had fired Sam and hired him two seasons ago.

Bobby would do a better job if Sam had quit after the last two disappointing seasons like he said he would, instead of hanging on screaming for HY to pay him his money.

Bobby would do a better job if the entire team and staff didn't follow Sam's laziness through the offseason and if instead we had a legit strength and conditioning program.

The only reason we have close losses against good teams to complain about is because Bobby agreed to take the interim tag. Last year we tried to give it to Travis Williams for the final game.

One of the close losses to a top team that I was talking about was under Sam.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: The Whyte Boar on Nov 15, 2025, 04:31 PM
I don't even want to think about Razorback football right now.  And...my wife is making me go to Austin next week.  Fuck, it's probably gonna cost me $5k and it is LITERALLY the last thing I want to do.  She just doesn't understand...
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 04:31 PM
Quote from: Hogfan58 on Nov 15, 2025, 03:51 PMWe might have 2 or 3 players on offense that would start/play on most SEC teams; we have 0 on defense.

Add Rhoades on D. I don't see how anyone can say we have talent. When we play above our talent it means a close loss to a good team. When we play to our talent it's a close loss to a bad team.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: animal on Nov 15, 2025, 04:36 PM
Failed to convert on 3rd and 4 by staring down rec and then throwing late ...check

Shank FG...check

Arkansas football at its finest 
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Loma on Nov 15, 2025, 04:57 PM
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Nov 15, 2025, 04:00 PMThis is it.  You just can't keep any remnants of a staff that put this product on the field. 

I think Bobby would do a better job if he was able to build from the ground up, but you just can't do it if he goes 0-7.  Have to start over, hopefully with someone who can motivate the donors to buy a better roster.

I think we are stuck in a mindset of boosters not paying for the current results. Who wants to support this crap?

21 page LSU game thread. There is the apathy.

Winning is the only way to fix our problems.

Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: DirkPiggler on Nov 15, 2025, 05:29 PM
Quote from: Loma on Nov 15, 2025, 04:57 PMI think we are stuck in a mindset of boosters not paying for the current results. Who wants to support this crap?

21 page LSU game thread. There is the apathy.

Winning is the only way to fix our problems.



Whoever we hire has to give the boosters confidence that their money will be well spent.  That means getting the best or close to it out of what they have.  It's hard to argue that is happening when you lose every single one score game. 
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: rzrbkfan69 on Nov 15, 2025, 05:37 PM
Just called OU's QB for intentional grounding for throwing it at the feet of an OLineman. Just like LSU's QB did with no flag.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 05:40 PM
Quote from: rzrbkfan69 on Nov 15, 2025, 05:37 PMJust called OU's QB for intentional grounding for throwing it at the feet of an OLineman. Just like LSU's QB did with no flag.

Well, look who they're playing. It's different.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 05:41 PM
Quote from: rzrbkfan69 on Nov 15, 2025, 05:37 PMJust called OU's QB for intentional grounding for throwing it at the feet of an OLineman. Just like LSU's QB did with no flag.

They even talked about it first. Then dropped the yellow hanky.

The only difference was the QB didn't hit the defender with the ball, but threw it past him into the ground. That shouldn't make any difference whatsoever, both are intentional grounding.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: rzrbkfan69 on Nov 15, 2025, 05:52 PM
I just realized something...where the hell was Rohan Jones today??
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: DirkPiggler on Nov 15, 2025, 05:53 PM
Quote from: rzrbkfan69 on Nov 15, 2025, 05:52 PMI just realized something...where the hell was Rohan Jones today??

He was out there.   Saw him a few times. 
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 06:12 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 05:41 PMThey even talked about it first. Then dropped the yellow hanky.

The only difference was the QB didn't hit the defender with the ball, but threw it past him into the ground. That shouldn't make any difference whatsoever, both are intentional grounding.

It actually hit his own lineman, one-hopped off his leg.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Feral on Nov 15, 2025, 08:25 PM
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Nov 15, 2025, 04:09 PMYes.  The time to make that move was last November.  Hunter botched it yet again to save the college athletics equivalent of couch cushion money. 

Exactly.

I've said it before, but we majorly fucked up but not firing Sam after the Mizzou meltdown last year.

Literally no one else was hiring. We were 6-6, bowl bound, and in decent shape in terms of the perception of our job.

But no, in typical Arkansas fashion we chose wrong, and opted to roll the dice with a washed up, lazy coach for one more season and ultimately bottom out and enter the most crowded coaching carousel season ever and with the national perceptions of our program back at Chad levels.

Yurachek has to go.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 08:31 PM
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Nov 15, 2025, 05:53 PMHe was out there.   Saw him a few times. 

He should get at least 5 targets a game.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Texzilla on Nov 15, 2025, 10:03 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 03:06 PMWe have the worst talent in the SEC. Not a coach breathing would change that.

Most of these players will portal out again.  New coach new players.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: animal on Nov 16, 2025, 07:19 AM
Quote from: Texzilla on Nov 15, 2025, 10:03 PMMost of these players will portal out again.  New coach new players.

I'm not seeing a downside 
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: HogOfWar on Nov 16, 2025, 07:34 AM
Quote from: Texzilla on Nov 15, 2025, 10:03 PMMost of these players will portal out again.  New coach new players.


Until we start paying players to stay like other pro sports, this will be the norm every three to four years.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 16, 2025, 08:04 AM
For some reason I watched that goal line failure again.  We weren't man enough to score on that possession.  The country's dumbest fanbase is screaming that we should have run it wide and that Bobby is washed, but we all know if that hadn't worked they'd be telling us that we should have just lined up and punched it down their throats.  The fact that we couldn't even pick up a dick length isn't lost on me.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 16, 2025, 08:04 AM
Quote from: Texzilla on Nov 15, 2025, 10:03 PMMost of these players will portal out again.  New coach new players.


This gets me excited.  Edit to add this from Kirby Smart.

We play like we got the checks and no contact during the offseason.  Should have been throwing the defense at Taylen instead of letting him learn how to make reads from playing a VR game.

https://x.com/CJVogel_OTF/status/1989963744437571992?s=20
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Nov 16, 2025, 08:58 AM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 16, 2025, 08:04 AMFor some reason I watched that goal line failure again.  We weren't man enough to score on that possession.  The country's dumbest fanbase is screaming that we should have run it wide and that Bobby is washed, but we all know if that hadn't worked they'd be telling us that we should have just lined up and punched it down their throats.  The fact that we couldn't even pick up a dick length isn't lost on me.

Spot on.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Nov 16, 2025, 09:02 AM
Quote from: animal on Nov 16, 2025, 07:19 AMI'm not seeing a downside

Curious to see where our players portal to. That should settle the talent debate.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: jdcatty on Nov 16, 2025, 09:38 AM
Quote from: rzrbkfan69 on Nov 15, 2025, 05:52 PMI just realized something...where the hell was Rohan Jones today??

I don't remember a single attempt to get him the ball.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 16, 2025, 10:03 AM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 16, 2025, 09:02 AMCurious to see where our players portal to. That should settle the talent debate.

Arkansas State is going to have to make some room.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: DirkPiggler on Nov 16, 2025, 10:46 AM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 16, 2025, 08:58 AMSpot on.

I don't understand why we don't have a lineman in the backfield to tush push in that situation.  Otherwise he called exactly what I would have. 
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Nov 16, 2025, 11:22 AM
Put Coleman back there like we did earlier this year.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 16, 2025, 11:33 AM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 16, 2025, 08:04 AMFor some reason I watched that goal line failure again.  We weren't man enough to score on that possession.  The country's dumbest fanbase is screaming that we should have run it wide and that Bobby is washed, but we all know if that hadn't worked they'd be telling us that we should have just lined up and punched it down their throats.  The fact that we couldn't even pick up a dick length isn't lost on me.

It wasn't that close.

Braggart. 
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Nov 16, 2025, 11:37 AM
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Nov 16, 2025, 11:33 AMIt wasn't that close.

Braggart. 

Would have been if it was a September game
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: The Whyte Boar on Nov 16, 2025, 11:39 AM
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Nov 16, 2025, 11:33 AMIt wasn't that close.

Braggart. 

Depends on whose dick you're using.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Nov 16, 2025, 12:05 PM
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Nov 16, 2025, 11:39 AMDepends on whose dick you're using.

Thanks, Captain Obvious.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Jean Lafitte on Nov 16, 2025, 07:01 PM
This is a really awful football season for both LSU and Arkansas.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Nov 16, 2025, 07:35 PM
Quote from: Jean Lafitte on Nov 16, 2025, 07:01 PMThis is a really awful football season for both LSU and Arkansas.

Little more awful for us though.

Granted, LSUs search seems to be going worse, but they'll probably end up getting a better hire out of it.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: TC on Nov 16, 2025, 10:04 PM
Quote from: Jean Lafitte on Nov 16, 2025, 07:01 PMThis is a really awful football season for both LSU and Arkansas.

We've embraced awful brother. Its a way of life around here. We have kids entering high school who were babies the last time we won back to back 10 win seasons, and the last time before that was when the parents of those kids were kids in the late 80's.

Meanwhile you boys brought home the trophy 5 or 6 years ago.

I still think yall are the still the best job out there even with that crazy leadership.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Jean Lafitte on Nov 17, 2025, 08:42 AM
NIL has changed everything. I recently asked a person who is a much more involved LSU football fan and a much bigger fan of LSU than I am - How much NIL money does LSU have to spend on players? He doesn't know. I'm not sure anybody knows.

It's pro football now and the programs that spend the most money will be winners.
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: Hognrock on Nov 17, 2025, 09:16 AM
Quote from: Jean Lafitte on Nov 17, 2025, 08:42 AMNIL has changed everything. I recently asked a person who is a much more involved LSU football fan and a much bigger fan of LSU than I am - How much NIL money does LSU have to spend on players? He doesn't know. I'm not sure anybody knows.

It's pro football now and the programs that spend the most money will be winners.

Agreed.  And good to see your corndog ass back around here  ;D
Title: Re: Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread
Post by: HOGSRUNWILD on Nov 17, 2025, 10:19 AM
Quote from: Jean Lafitte on Nov 17, 2025, 08:42 AMNIL has changed everything. I recently asked a person who is a much more involved LSU football fan and a much bigger fan of LSU than I am - How much NIL money does LSU have to spend on players? He doesn't know. I'm not sure anybody knows.

It's pro football now and the programs that spend the most money will be winners.

Good to see you back!  Also, lately I have been craving Sonic and didn't know why...now I know.