Travel safe, eat well, don't post stupid shit on social media, and beat Duke.
https://youtu.be/sf4TEWr3rJg
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Do not put oysters in your dressing. Kthxbai
driving to bryant with my boys thursday and staying the night. any local piggas want to meet up somewhere to watch the dook game and drink a few beers? i'll buy first round.
We're a couple of hours outside Chicago. Hit a little snow once we got to Indiana. Looks like Saturday in Chicago will be fun. If we win Thursday, I won't care about the weather
I try to give thanks every day for my many blessings but I've never been a big Thanksgiving Day fan, probably because Thanksgiving was the one day a year my Dad would visit his parents and would drive my sister and me from Conway to have dry turkey, burnt dressing and green beans in a small mobile home beside a soybean field somewhere between Clarendon and Holly Grove.
I loved my grandparents but she was not an accomplished cook and he would utter maybe a dozen words if he was feeling particularly loquacious.
Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving my piggas!
Quote from: FNG on Nov 26, 2025, 11:57 AMI try to give thanks every day for my many blessings but I've never been a big Thanksgiving Day fan, probably because Thanksgiving was the one day a year my Dad would visit his parents and would drive my sister and me from Conway to have dry turkey, burnt dressing and green beans in a small mobile home beside a soybean field somewhere between Clarendon and Holly Grove.
I loved my grandparents but she was not an accomplished cook and he would utter maybe a dozen words if he was feeling particularly loquacious.
Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving my piggas!
my own personal hell are thanksgiving at anyone's home besides my mom/grandmother or Friendsgiving potlucks people wanna do where I have to eat some nasty shit other people think is decent with cat hairs in it
https://youtu.be/84b9mRF-7i4
It doesn't take much chicken and dressing to be enough for me. We used to eat leftovers for a week only to do it all over again twenty days later by eating the same type food at Christmas. We eat steak at Christmas now.
I have a lot to be thankful for. Happy Thanksgiving.
I feel like shit.
Just made it to Bryant from St Louis. Made it thru East St Louis with all my rims and tires still intact.
Happy Thanksgiving you filthy degenerates.
Quote from: TC on Nov 26, 2025, 03:59 PMJust made it to Bryant from St Louis. Made it thru East St Louis with all my rims and tires still intact.
Happy Thanksgiving you filthy degenerates.
Anybody spray paint honkey lips on the side of your ride?
Quote from: BASS on Nov 26, 2025, 04:10 PMAnybody spray paint honkey lips on the side of your ride?
You think you hate it now, wait til you drive it!
Happy Thanksgiving, men (and woman).
Quote from: TC on Nov 26, 2025, 03:59 PMJust made it to Bryant from St Louis. Made it thru East St Louis with all my rims and tires still intact.
Happy Thanksgiving you filthy degenerates.
Not to be a pedant but as a resident...going from St. Louis to Bryant, why did you go through ESL?
Quote from: TC on Nov 26, 2025, 03:59 PMJust made it to Bryant from St Louis. Made it thru East St Louis with all my rims and tires still intact.
Happy Thanksgiving you filthy degenerates.
Welcome to the Saline County Metropolis!
Just finished a 12 hour drive. Walk in. Get sent immediately to the grocery store.
SS we're gonna need a review...
https://x.com/Bourbonbabbe/status/1993452804636393661?t=mODAAeubLxcpQB8RESTm4Q&s=19 (https://x.com/Bourbonbabbe/status/1993452804636393661?t=mODAAeubLxcpQB8RESTm4Q&s=19)
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Nov 26, 2025, 04:43 PMNot to be a pedant but as a resident...going from St. Louis to Bryant, why did you go through ESL?
I live in Illinois, east of East St Louis.
Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 26, 2025, 05:03 PMWelcome to the Saline County Metropolis!
:beer: :beer:
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Nov 26, 2025, 08:00 AMTravel safe, eat well, don't post stupid shit on social media, and beat Duke.
Wait that doesn't include girls from Instahoe does it?
Happy Thanksgiving. I'm thankful for teh woopigs. Packing for our flight to Chicago tomorrow. Beat Duke!
Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 26, 2025, 05:15 PMSS we're gonna need a review...
https://x.com/Bourbonbabbe/status/1993452804636393661?t=mODAAeubLxcpQB8RESTm4Q&s=19 (https://x.com/Bourbonbabbe/status/1993452804636393661?t=mODAAeubLxcpQB8RESTm4Q&s=19)
Pope Yes turkeys are delish.
Quote from: The Cowboy Tiger on Nov 26, 2025, 07:47 PMPope Yes turkeys are delish.
I see the bourbon is flowing..
Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 26, 2025, 05:15 PMSS we're gonna need a review...
https://x.com/Bourbonbabbe/status/1993452804636393661?t=mODAAeubLxcpQB8RESTm4Q&s=19 (https://x.com/Bourbonbabbe/status/1993452804636393661?t=mODAAeubLxcpQB8RESTm4Q&s=19)
You ain't thawing that dude out in time
Quote from: piglosopher on Nov 26, 2025, 08:10 PMYou ain't thawing that dude out in time
No shit. I knew they did them but I guess I probably should've known they were frozen.
Working tomorrow.
Wife going to homeless shelter to serve food.
2/3 of the kids and significant others going to their in laws.
1/3 going to Disney.
I'm off the next three days after that though.
Grateful for lots of thing especially the fun and fellowship here.
Tough loss tonight Z! Enjoy the time off!
I still feel like shit and will probably stay home tomorrow. Not the worst idea.
Quote from: TC on Nov 26, 2025, 03:59 PMJust made it to Bryant from St Louis. Made it thru East St Louis with all my rims and tires still intact.
Happy Thanksgiving you filthy degenerates.
Honky lips
Merry Turkey Day!
Happy Thanksgiving to all you Woopiggas.
None of that drankin' and drivin', now.
Hope everyone eats a lot and has a good nap
I enjoy driving 10 minutes rather than 10 and a half hours.
Thanksgiving is the best holiday. I'll say it.
Food, family, football. What's not to love?
I don't like Christmas, over commercialization notwithstanding, it just somberly reminds me of good times and my grandparents and I miss them.
Quote from: piglosopher on Nov 26, 2025, 09:17 PMThanksgiving is the best holiday. I'll say it.
Food, family, football. What's not to love?
I don't like Christmas, over commercialization notwithstanding, it just somberly reminds me of good times and my grandparents and I miss them.
Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday, too.
Got a cooked turkey breast from central market. Good enough
Gonna cook a ham, 8lb pork shoulder into pulled pork, mashed potatoes, scalloped potatoes, asparagus and I think that is it for us. And a pecan pie. She isn't feeling well so I'll do the cooking. The pulled pork is a new style so if it doesn't turn out, oh well
Have a turkey dry brining and a 7 layer salad marinating. The rest is up to the wife. I'll eventually be held responsible for everything else except for the pies that are already made.
Quote from: PorkyPig on Nov 26, 2025, 08:16 PMNo shit. I knew they did them but I guess I probably should've known they were frozen.
Throw it in water. You have plenty of time.
Quote from: Usafhawg on Nov 26, 2025, 11:00 PMThrow it in water. You have plenty of time.
Call the Butterball hotline you old farts 😂
Happy Thanksgiving to all you degenerates! Thankful for the 2.0 to live on in infamy!
Quote from: piglosopher on Nov 26, 2025, 09:17 PMThanksgiving is the best holiday. I'll say it.
Food, family, football. What's not to love?
I don't like Christmas, over commercialization notwithstanding, it just somberly reminds me of good times and my grandparents and I miss them.
Any holiday now that involves my brother and his wife. This year it is Thanksgiving.
She is a vulture. Either she is criticizing how disorganized something in parents house or wondering it is worth keeping for herself after my parents die.
She is fat bitch if a cow. Always was, but seems to be bigger this year. Even my mom commented on how fat she was now.
Quote from: HogOfWar on Nov 27, 2025, 05:27 AMAny holiday now that involves my brother and his wife. This year it is Thanksgiving.
She is a vulture. Either she is criticizing how disorganized something in parents house or wondering it is worth keeping for herself after my parents die.
She is fat bitch if a cow. Always was, but seems to be bigger this year. Even my mom commented on how fat she was now.
Start dropping hints about the new weight loss drugs to her...
"Have you heard about that new drug called Ozumapok?" Make sure to mispronounce it to play innocent and well-meaning. Just crush that bitches self esteem
Happy Turkey Day fuckers.
Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 26, 2025, 05:15 PMSS we're gonna need a review...
https://x.com/Bourbonbabbe/status/1993452804636393661?t=mODAAeubLxcpQB8RESTm4Q&s=19 (https://x.com/Bourbonbabbe/status/1993452804636393661?t=mODAAeubLxcpQB8RESTm4Q&s=19)
I've heard they are decent. After smoking my first turkey 5 years ago I won't do it a different way. It was moist with good smoky flavor.
I also agree that Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday.
I cheated this year and got a smoked turkey from Blue Ember.
Happy Thanksgiving all.
Hope you enjoy your day and remember to drink too much and fight with everyone about politics.
This is the year you'll get them straightened out.
Gotta applaud the creativity
https://x.com/DallasTexasTV/status/1994050187229122857?t=2iaXDf-XKFbLLzjuLtvR2Q&s=19 (https://x.com/DallasTexasTV/status/1994050187229122857?t=2iaXDf-XKFbLLzjuLtvR2Q&s=19)
Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Nov 27, 2025, 05:56 AMStart dropping hints about the new weight loss drugs to her...
"Have you heard about that new drug called Ozumapok?" Make sure to mispronounce it to play innocent and well-meaning. Just crush that bitches self esteem
Good idea. Thanks!
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr6AKqY6/ (https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr6AKqY6/)
My NSFW NFL gift for you all...
My wife is from Milwaukee, she made a fucking jello mold. Raspberry jello with raspberries inside.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Quote from: Hognrock on Nov 27, 2025, 08:58 AMI've heard they are decent. After smoking my first turkey 5 years ago I won't do it a different way. It was moist with good smoky flavor.
I also agree that Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday.
We got one of those Popeyes turkeys last year. It was good.
Today won't be complete without someone posting a picture of crockpot cornbread dressing!
Quote from: Hogfan58 on Nov 27, 2025, 11:02 AMMy wife is from Milwaukee, she made a fucking jello mold. Raspberry jello with raspberries inside.
Happy Thanksgiving!
:puke:
I don't talk to Mom's family anymore, and we haven't for years. Dad's side of the family doesn't do Thanksgiving anymore because everyone is off doing their own thing. Dad's gone, and Mom's in the hospital with a staph infection... so I'm smoking a prime rib for myself and the dogs.
At least when the extended family does get together in Carlisle we know not to bring crock pot dressing and jello molds.
Quote from: Hognrock on Nov 27, 2025, 08:58 AMI've heard they are decent. After smoking my first turkey 5 years ago I won't do it a different way. It was moist with good smoky flavor.
I also agree that Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday.
Smoked turkey is the way. Years ago some guys at the Ozark fire department showed me their method of cutting the smoked turkey into strips and then dropping those in the deep fryer.
Highly recommend.
Quote from: Hogfan58 on Nov 27, 2025, 11:02 AMMy wife is from Milwaukee, she made a fucking jello mold. Raspberry jello with raspberries inside.
Happy Thanksgiving!
The price of marrying a yankee.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 27, 2025, 01:20 PMI don't talk to Mom's family anymore, and we haven't for years. Dad's side of the family doesn't do Thanksgiving anymore because everyone is off doing their own thing. Dad's gone, and Mom's in the hospital with a staph infection... so I'm smoking a prime rib for myself and the dogs.
At least when the extended family does get together in Carlisle we know not to bring crock pot dressing and jello molds.
I'm kind of in the same boat. My mom is gone and my dad's family doesn't invite me. I killed a limit of ducks this morning, ate spam and eggs for lunch and I have a blow job arriving at 6. Happy Thanksgiving woopiggers.
Fried turkey here. I cut it up like you would a chicken, season it, and then fry in peanut oil. Fantastic.
I prefer a smoked turkey but the wife likes fried.
Quote from: DRYANKNPULL on Nov 27, 2025, 01:59 PMI'm kind of in the same boat. My mom is gone and my dad's family doesn't invite me. I killed a limit of ducks this morning, ate spam and eggs for lunch and I have a blow job arriving at 6. Happy Thanksgiving woopiggers.
Hell, I am coming to your house for Thanksgiving!
Quote from: Son of Spam on Nov 27, 2025, 02:00 PMHell, I am coming to your house for Thanksgiving!
Apparently he'll be upset if you're not there at 6.
Quote from: Son of Spam on Nov 27, 2025, 02:00 PMHell, I am coming to your house for Thanksgiving!
You'll be there at 6? :D
Quote from: Hogfan58 on Nov 27, 2025, 11:02 AMMy wife is from Milwaukee, she made a fucking jello mold. Raspberry jello with raspberries inside.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Bless her Yankee heart.
Quote from: Pumpkin Escobar on Nov 27, 2025, 02:06 PMYou'll be there at 6? :D
Only to receive. If he is having BJs for Thanksgiving, we should all be there we should all get one.
Quote from: Son of Spam on Nov 27, 2025, 01:23 PMThe price of marrying a yankee.
I'm lucky. Her mom would put pineapple in the jello or sometimes vegetables. I was afraid to ask what vegetables because I was afraid I'd get sick if she told me.
Quote from: Hogfan58 on Nov 27, 2025, 02:32 PMI'm lucky. Her mom would put pineapple in the jello or sometimes vegetables. I was afraid to ask what vegetables because I was afraid I'd get sick if she told me.
Was her name Aunt Bethany?
Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 27, 2025, 01:20 PMI don't talk to Mom's family anymore, and we haven't for years. Dad's side of the family doesn't do Thanksgiving anymore because everyone is off doing their own thing. Dad's gone, and Mom's in the hospital with a staph infection... so I'm smoking a prime rib for myself and the dogs.
At least when the extended family does get together in Carlisle we know not to bring crock pot dressing and jello molds.
Saw the prime rib pic on Elon's website. Excellent job.
Quote from: BleedinRed on Nov 27, 2025, 04:52 PMSaw the prime rib pic on Elon's website. Excellent job.
Trying to avoid the coma until after we kick Dook's ass
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Happy Young Cow Day!
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Damn Duke put a damper on a pretty good day.
Now a few hours of sleep before I go stand in line at 4:30 in the morning to get a damn free stuffed animal for my niece. Shouldn't have started this 12 years ago, but now I'm kind of stuck continuing the streak.
Cold ham and Turkey sandwich with mustard on white bread.
MMMMMMMMMMMMM..
If this MIL doesn't leave soon there's gonna be a tragic drowning in the lake.
Spent most of the day taking my wife to UAMS ER. Fortunately it was a light crowd and she came home with antibiotics. Finally got to take the turkey breast from Honeybaked Ham out of the fridge and stick the sides in the oven.
Quote from: TheOtherWhiteMeat on Nov 28, 2025, 04:46 PMSpent most of the day taking my wife to UAMS ER. Fortunately it was a light crowd and she came home with antibiotics. Finally got to take the turkey breast from Honeybaked Ham out of the fridge and stick the sides in the oven.
Sorry to hear that. Hope it isn't anything serious TOWN.
Quote from: TheOtherWhiteMeat on Nov 28, 2025, 04:46 PMSpent most of the day taking my wife to UAMS ER. Fortunately it was a light crowd and she came home with antibiotics. Finally got to take the turkey breast from Honeybaked Ham out of the fridge and stick the sides in the oven.
I hope your better half is feeling better
Quote from: HogOfWar on Nov 27, 2025, 10:08 AMGood idea. Thanks!
Well, did you put that uppity bitch in her place?
Quote from: Hogfan58 on Nov 27, 2025, 02:32 PMI'm lucky. Her mom would put pineapple in the jello or sometimes vegetables. I was afraid to ask what vegetables because I was afraid I'd get sick if she told me.
I had an aunt that thought she was the Julia child of Texas congealed salads. Your raspberry jello with raspberries sounds great compared to some of the shit we were served. My old man made me taste every one of them. We'd get shit like lime jello with miracle whip, marshmallows, pimentos, pineapple chunks, and tuna fish. Blecchhh!
Our grands pull the cheese off the pizza and don't want cheese on their burgers. But they eat raw broccoli and limes and lemons. Weird shit. I thought the jello salads were weird when I was a kid and still do. But give me some sautéed mushrooms all day. I guess each to their own.
Quote from: BleedinRed on Nov 28, 2025, 04:55 PMSorry to hear that. Hope it isn't anything serious TOWN.
Quote from: Hognrock on Nov 28, 2025, 04:57 PMI hope your better half is feeling better
She's doing better, thanks. She developed cellulitis on her right foot. I had never heard of it but it's very painful and before we went to the ER she could barely walk. The antibiotics are working because she's able to walk now and doesn't hurt near as much.
Quote from: mr.zorak on Nov 28, 2025, 01:33 PMCold ham and Turkey sandwich with mustard on white bread.
MMMMMMMMMMMMM..
Best part of thanksgiving!
I made the best dressing I've ever made. This morning DiL made waffles with the leftovers.