Alissa Crippa please. Italian skeleton racer.
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jutta leerdam, dutch speed skater.
Quote from: vegashog on Feb 06, 2026, 09:49 PMjutta leerdam, dutch speed skater.
The Dutch women speed skaters win the Olympics for me every time.
Quote from: vegashog on Feb 06, 2026, 09:49 PMjutta leerdam, dutch speed skater.
fantastic camel toe
I don't know why I like curling so much. Ever have since I first saw it. And still don't understand the strategy. I do know you want to end up with most rocks closest to the target, but in the middle they're always like "if you do this, then this this this" and I have no idea what the fuck they're talking about.
The camera drones following ⛷️ are noisy as fuck.
Quote from: Cornhogio on Feb 07, 2026, 09:57 AMThe camera drones following ⛷️ are noisy as fuck.
I wondered what that was. They're doing it on the luge runs, too
Quote from: Guardrail on Feb 06, 2026, 09:19 PMAlissa Crippa please. Italian skeleton racer.
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There is a bone joke about the whole skeleton thing here that is just escaping me....
The Americans, in all black, skating to an orchestral rendition of Paint It Black just whooped wholesale ass in the team event free dance figure skating.
America. Because fuck you.
Quote from: BASS on Feb 07, 2026, 03:51 PMThe Americans, in all black, skating to an orchestral rendition of Paint It Black just whooped wholesale ass in the team event free dance figure skating.
America. Because fuck you.
That Madison Chock is finer than frog hair.
NBC hypes the shit out of Vonn, comeback from ACL, greatest comeback ever, blah blah blah.....she crashes 90 seconds into her run. It's so bad they don't show a replay for 20 minutes. You can here her screaming in pain laying there. I guess everyone thought she would actually make it all the way down the hill.
Why the fuck would our medical team allow her to compete with a torn ACL? What a delusional narcissist. I just feel sorry for the young reserve whose rightful spot on the team got squandered.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/winterolympics/article-15539881/Lindsey-Vonn-CRASHES-Winter-Olympics-fairytale-comeback-ends-heartbreak.html
that was a hell of a face plant.
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Feb 08, 2026, 06:38 AMWhy the fuck would our medical team allow her to compete with a torn ACL? What a delusional narcissist. I just feel sorry for the young reserve whose rightful spot on the team got squandered.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/winterolympics/article-15539881/Lindsey-Vonn-CRASHES-Winter-Olympics-fairytale-comeback-ends-heartbreak.html
Funny I was coming to ask the same thing. An adult really should have stopped her. ACLs are, like, really important.
i'm sure they'll show the whole thing today, but watching the short clip you can find now, she got sideways after catching some air. she was going to eat shit bad knee or not.
Lindsey Vonn...the Evel Knieval of skiing. Seems like she gets hurt every Olympics.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Feb 08, 2026, 08:14 AMFunny I was coming to ask the same thing. An adult really should have stopped her. ACLs are, like, really important.
She's 41 years old, she qualified, they couldn't "stop" her. Her pole got caught in the gate, not sure her knee had anything to with that. Her times were great before the crash.
And it's my understanding there was no "alternate" to take her place. It's not like gymnastics.
Quote from: BASS on Feb 07, 2026, 03:51 PMThe Americans, in all black, skating to an orchestral rendition of Paint It Black just whooped wholesale ass in the team event free dance figure skating.
America. Because fuck you.
Shit! I could not figure out why the music sounded familiar...thanks!
And I'm really not into figure skating but that was flawless.
I watched coed Biathlon this morning. Only during the Olympics would that make any sense.
The Italian team won silver. But if they took into account how much their female shooter's butt Made It Move when she laid down for prone shooting, they would have won gold.
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Vonn had surgery for a broken leg, no mention of the ACL. I don't know who was more of an idiot, her or her coaches/the USA team for letting her race. There was only going to be one outcome and we saw it.
you realize that she had already skied twice in the prelims, right? including the day before.
one of her poles caught a gate. weird how some want to blame somebody.
Quote from: vegashog on Feb 08, 2026, 01:20 PMyou realize that she had already skied twice in the prelims, right? including the day before.
one of her poles caught a gate. weird how some want to blame somebody.
Yes I know.
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How many of those really from that BBC tho?
Quote from: Cornhogio on Feb 07, 2026, 09:57 AMThe camera drones following ⛷️ are noisy as fuck.
Well, they're going 75 mph.
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Feb 08, 2026, 06:10 PMHow many of those really from that BBC tho?
:maundoed:
Who is the guy that introduces the Olympics with the huge ears? He looks like a mouse.
Andrew Sciciliano (sp)....that is the guy. Check out those ears.
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I thought that was Jim Varney.
https://x.com/Sierra_rak/status/2021409603976823111?s=20 (https://x.com/Sierra_rak/status/2021409603976823111?s=20)
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Feb 07, 2026, 07:04 AMI don't know why I like curling so much. Ever have since I first saw it. And still don't understand the strategy. I do know you want to end up with most rocks closest to the target, but in the middle they're always like "if you do this, then this this this" and I have no idea what the fuck they're talking about.
we did a curling night at our local curling center here after the last Winter Olympics. It's much harder than it appears and involves a lot of tactics. Frankly I never wanna go do it again.
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Feb 11, 2026, 12:23 PMwe did a curling night at our local curling center here after the last Winter Olympics. It's much harder than it appears and involves a lot of tactics. Frankly I never wanna go do it again.
You suck, huh?
Our ladies beat the everloving fuck out of those commie Canadian bitches 5 freeeebirds - 0 . Glorious.
Quote from: Lurk on Feb 11, 2026, 12:29 PMYou suck, huh?
I didn't suck it was just a lot more work than actually fun to play. Moving that thing is not easy and to make it glide takes a lot of work. I don't care to go back
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZThHwG56b/
Watching women's hockey, U.S. vs Italy. We are up 6-0. I would bet there are a lot of bruised verginers out there.
Apparently the quad god had a Ryan's Steakhouse moment.
Quote from: mr.zorak on Feb 13, 2026, 04:43 PMApparently the quad god had a Ryan's Steakhouse moment.
Who?
Quote from: mr.zorak on Feb 13, 2026, 04:43 PMApparently the quad god had a Ryan's Steakhouse moment.
Once again NBC hypes up someone for weeks and they literally fall on their ass, more than once. I want the USA to do well, but the constant hyping of our "guaranteed" gold medal winners is ridiculous.
Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Feb 13, 2026, 05:27 PMWho?
Sorry.
The sure to win American busted out so bad he didn't even medal.
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/live/2026/feb/13/winter-olympics-ilia-malinin-figure-skating-free-skate
Quote from: mr.zorak on Feb 13, 2026, 05:39 PMSorry.
The sure to win American busted out so bad he didn't even medal.
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/live/2026/feb/13/winter-olympics-ilia-malinin-figure-skating-free-skate
There's a bruised verginer on that one too.
The skeleton sled on the bobsled track. Holy shitballs that looks fun. I'm sure I'd wipe out and die.
Several years ago, a guy crashed, hit an unprotected I-beam and was killed.
https://youtu.be/vT8n_cpx73o
What's the latest on the Canadian men's curling cheaters? Like thesefuckers are awful and today I see the Canadian women curl team also cheated
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Feb 15, 2026, 07:45 PMWhat's the latest on the Canadian men's curling cheaters? Like thesefuckers are awful and today I see the Canadian women curl team also cheated
If you're not cheating, you're not trying.
The world can cope with it, but we definitely have the hottest skater.
Gonna have the best women's hockey team tomorrow.
https://x.com/zoomerrizz/status/2023892610478469357?s=46&t=DTGVKlgNTKh5Nq29PdZsdg
That winner in the hockey game with Sweden, holy cow.
I was behind live tv just saw it.
Likely going to get blitzed by Canada if we face them...but if we do face them, should just fight those motherfuckers no stop.
That wolf dog crossing the finish line today was definitely awesome
Women's Hockey. We win in OT over Canada. Game winner in the five hole. 😎😂
Quote from: Cornhogio on Feb 19, 2026, 03:03 PMWomen's Hockey. We win in OT over Canada. Game winner in the five hole. 😎😂
Fuck Canada in all ways.
Those snow mexicans thought they had it, then got their hearts ripped out through their frigid vaginas.
Ya hate to see it...
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/winterolympics/article-15568791/amp/amber-glenn-figure-skating-olympics.html
The curse is real. She should just tell the judges that the double loop identifies as a triple loop
Watching some of this stuff makes my hips, knees, all the stuff hurt.
Quote from: Hognrock on Feb 20, 2026, 08:13 PMWatching some of this stuff makes my hips, knees, all the stuff hurt.
Yeah...
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That just looks like it all started when a game of gay chicken got out of hand.
Quote from: Lurk on Feb 20, 2026, 08:21 PMYeah...
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i was doing that this morning with my date from last night.
Quote from: BASS on Feb 21, 2026, 03:11 PMi was doing that this morning with my date from last night.
Hopefully you brought a pair of scissors to cut a port in that spandex.. :thumb_up:
Quote from: BASS on Feb 21, 2026, 03:11 PMi was doing that this morning with my date from last night.
Were you on top or bottom?
Quote from: BASS on Feb 21, 2026, 03:11 PMi was doing that this morning with my date from last night.
Was he handsome?
:D
it was a she, i was on bottom, no spandex involved.
Quote from: BASS on Feb 21, 2026, 03:29 PMit was a she, i was on bottom, no spandex involved.
We'll need a full report in the Bass love life thread.
Quote from: Lurk on Feb 21, 2026, 03:31 PMWe'll need a full report in the Bass love life thread.
i share too much with you people already.
Quote from: BASS on Feb 21, 2026, 04:00 PMi share too much with you people already.
It's okay. What is shared on Woopig stays one Woopig lol.
You are a good sport BASS.
Quote from: BASS on Feb 21, 2026, 04:00 PMi share too much with you people already.
Just make sure to wipe the screen. We don't want your gonorrhea.
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Feb 21, 2026, 04:39 PMJust make sure to wipe the screen. We don't want your gonorrhea.
He don't get gonorrhea....he gives gonorrhea. 😀
https://youtu.be/33ptqfskYdk
We need to beat those maple syrup swilling fags from up north
Canada probably SHOULD win just from a talent standpoint, but it sure would be nice to put belt to ass on those Ice Fags on there national sport when most of us give zero shits about it except during the Olympics.
1-0 Freeeeebirds, but still early
Snow Mexicans can't even win an SEC title in any sport
I don't think they have even been to the SEC championship game. What a bunch of hosers, eh.
Canada had turned up the pressure. Defense holding strong against the gay satan's onslaught.
Dang, let Canada tied it 1-1. Last several minutes we haven't looked like we belonged.
There are 3 posts on a hockey goal. We just fired off a shot that hit at least 2 of them before bouncing back out.
4-minute power play in US's favor. Better take advantage of it.
Edit: Didn't take advantage of it.
Here we go
Our goalie is doing work. They have had a lot more shots on goal than we have.
Fuck yeah!
USA! USA! We win gold!
Suck it Syrupeans
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Our goalie should be MVP. That dude stopped a LOT of shots.
That was pretty much the only part of the Winter Olympics I was interested in
Hell yeah! Feels good!
How many teeth did that Hughes kid lose? Those hockey dudes are some tough sob's!
Turned it on at the start of OT and didn't realize it was sudden death until I saw Team USA shedding their gear everywhere.
The Canadians look thrilled with their first loser medal
Big win for USA hockey!
God bless, 🇺🇸
Damn, got dusty in here when they brought those kids on the ice.
Have to love it that we play Skynyrd after a win
I want on live tv so I avoided this thread. B just finished it holy shit. That's awesome.
That goal by boldy was a thing of perfection.
The goalie was absolutely amazing.
And I'm glad the guy got that got his teeth knocked out got to steal their souls.
If Hellebuyck played this way in the playoffs, Winnipeg might have won a Cup or threve, over the last few years.
Canadians are going to have Free Bird PTSD for decades.
Quote from: mde114 on Feb 22, 2026, 10:29 AMDamn, got dusty in here when they brought those kids on the ice.
It got dusty when they brought the Gaudreau jersey on the ice and showed the parents.
Just finished watching it recorded. Another miracle on ice after the Canucks dominated the last 40 minutes of regulation. Gutsy to fight it out and not enough can be said about Hellebuyck.
https://x.com/thelunarsurfer/status/2025606225061142683?s=46&t=DTGVKlgNTKh5Nq29PdZsdg
I think our teams took this as a personal challenge:
https://x.com/justintrudeau/status/1892793839649272278?s=46
Now Trump needs to do his part and take the country
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https://x.com/jackunheard/status/2025647874286006544?s=46&t=DTGVKlgNTKh5Nq29PdZsdg
I watched a little of the closing ceremonies.
I know they make announcers read scripts that go along with whatever they're doing in the stadium, but holy shit.
"And now, a tribute to water, the giver of life.
Without water, there is no snow, there is no ice, there are no Winter Olympics.
(Pause)
Thank you, water."
Johnny Weir's get-up. What the fuck?
My wife asked what opera the music was from. I said "isn't that from the JG Wentworth commercial?"
https://x.com/techdevnotes/status/2025746968442450017?s=42
Those snow pussies sure are salty about us taking their sport.
Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Feb 23, 2026, 06:45 AMThose snow pussies sure are salty about us taking their sport.
Them and the American left are really having a hard time.
Having our most successful winter Olympics under Trump sure is rubbing their pussies raw, for sure.
US women's hockey team turns down invitation to the White House. Someone needs to tell them no one gives a shit about them.
Woopig P&R wept!
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Quote from: mde114 on Feb 23, 2026, 06:51 PMUS women's hockey team turns down invitation to the White House. Someone needs to tell them no one gives a shit about them.
They would have just bled on the furniture anyway. Let the men party it up without the nagging.
https://x.com/EricLDaugh/status/2026382030489931998?s=20
The video of the hockey team leading the crowd in a rendition of the national anthem at a Miami strip club is worth the watch.