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Title: The texas game fread
Post by: buff2.0 on Mar 04, 2026, 06:04 PM
Tf is wrong with you slackers?
Title: The whorens game
Post by: BASS on Mar 04, 2026, 06:05 PM
Dang can't believe there is no thread yet.

4-2 hogs
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: BASS on Mar 04, 2026, 06:05 PM
We both started a thread at the same time
Title: Re: The whorens game
Post by: BASS on Mar 04, 2026, 06:06 PM
My God brazile
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: buff2.0 on Mar 04, 2026, 06:06 PM
Keep yours in case we lose
Title: Re: The whorens game
Post by: Cornhogio on Mar 04, 2026, 06:07 PM
Billy Motherfucking Richmond.
Title: Re: The whorens game
Post by: buff2.0 on Mar 04, 2026, 06:08 PM
Basketball fuk party. Destroy them in every way imaginable.
Title: Re: The whorens game
Post by: BASS on Mar 04, 2026, 06:09 PM
When brazile and Billy goat are on we are pretty hard to beat
Title: Re: The whorens game
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Mar 04, 2026, 06:09 PM
This game is a lot easier when they don't have three pro quality big men on the other team
Title: Re: The whorens game
Post by: BASS on Mar 04, 2026, 06:09 PM
Make their momma's cry after they've seen what you've done to them
Title: Re: The whorens game
Post by: Cornhogio on Mar 04, 2026, 06:11 PM
I would sure like to cleanse Saturday with a similar beatdown on the horns.
Title: Re: The whorens game
Post by: AporkalypseNow on Mar 04, 2026, 06:13 PM
My Lord that's a team that's fired up and angry

Even Pringle FFS
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: BASS on Mar 04, 2026, 06:22 PM
Texas has a Volkswagen on their team
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: BASS on Mar 04, 2026, 06:30 PM
Haha, goal tending on Volkswagen
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: buff2.0 on Mar 04, 2026, 06:32 PM
Hate crime by Brazile
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: BASS on Mar 04, 2026, 06:32 PM
Holy shit brazile. That's the way you treat a longhorn.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: AporkalypseNow on Mar 04, 2026, 06:33 PM
The crowd chanting "Who's your daddy"

Dying...
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: TC on Mar 04, 2026, 06:35 PM
SSomebody up'd Brazile's dosage.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: BASS on Mar 04, 2026, 06:35 PM
Volkswagen rejected
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Mar 04, 2026, 06:42 PM
Our layup issues continue 
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: BASS on Mar 04, 2026, 06:42 PM
Darius the great. "How's my balls taste bitch?"
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: BASS on Mar 04, 2026, 06:46 PM
That's alright Pringle, don't back down from that bitch
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: verro on Mar 04, 2026, 06:48 PM
Pringle and Ewin each with 3 already is going to be a big problem
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: BASS on Mar 04, 2026, 06:51 PM
Keep tea bagging them Darius
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: Barton Fink on Mar 04, 2026, 06:52 PM
Acuff with 16/7
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: BASS on Mar 04, 2026, 06:54 PM
Brazile is taking his last home game as a hog personally
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: DRYANKNPULL on Mar 04, 2026, 06:54 PM
That was so fun
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: BASS on Mar 04, 2026, 06:54 PM
Suck it you bitches from Austin
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Mar 04, 2026, 06:54 PM
If he would have hit that last heave...
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: DRYANKNPULL on Mar 04, 2026, 06:55 PM
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Mar 04, 2026, 06:54 PMIf he would have hit that last heave...

I thought it had to go in
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: vegashog on Mar 04, 2026, 06:55 PM
not much to complain about.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: Barton Fink on Mar 04, 2026, 06:56 PM
Awesome to see Brazile have a great game tonight.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: Spiderham on Mar 04, 2026, 06:57 PM
Sweep the leg. 
Finish them. 
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: buff2.0 on Mar 04, 2026, 06:57 PM
https://x.com/RazorbackMBB/status/2029356298018410754?s=20
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Mar 04, 2026, 06:57 PM
Their strategy to simply throw it under the basket to their big guy is grade school level. But working about 50% of the time. We might actually need a big white to absorb a few minutes and fouls in the second half.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: BASS on Mar 04, 2026, 06:58 PM
Quote from: Spiderham on Mar 04, 2026, 06:57 PMSweep the leg.
Finish them.

Then beat the fuck out of the dead corpse
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: HogglyWoggly on Mar 04, 2026, 06:59 PM
https://x.com/nocontexthogs/status/2029347287537742256
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: Barton Fink on Mar 04, 2026, 07:01 PM
Nolan statue!
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: BASS on Mar 04, 2026, 07:04 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Mar 04, 2026, 07:01 PMNolan statue!

Wait, what?  Don't fuck with me like this.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: Barton Fink on Mar 04, 2026, 07:04 PM
Announced at half. They are building it.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: buff2.0 on Mar 04, 2026, 07:05 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Mar 04, 2026, 07:01 PMNolan statue!

Finally.  I'll be able to stop bringing it up.

 https://x.com/MimsCourtney/status/2029362341218009509?s=20
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: BASS on Mar 04, 2026, 07:05 PM
Oh thank you gods of the universe
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: gorillawarfare on Mar 04, 2026, 07:05 PM
I take back one bad thing I said about Yuracheck.  Hopefully he won't fuck the statue up. 
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: BASS on Mar 04, 2026, 07:07 PM
Btw, Courtney mims is fucking hot
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Mar 04, 2026, 07:07 PM
Quote from: HogglyWoggly on Mar 04, 2026, 06:59 PMhttps://x.com/nocontexthogs/status/2029347287537742256

Our billionaire brings his own mascot
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: TC on Mar 04, 2026, 07:07 PM
About damned time!!
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: vegashog on Mar 04, 2026, 07:07 PM
yep. about fucking time.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: BASS on Mar 04, 2026, 07:09 PM
Still a fucking shame they didn't do it while Rose was alive to see her husband honored they way he deserved. She deserved to see that.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: Barton Fink on Mar 04, 2026, 07:10 PM
Quote from: BASS on Mar 04, 2026, 07:09 PMStill a fucking shame they didn't do it while Rose was alive to see her husband honored they way he deserved. She deserved to see that.

True. At least they're soing while Nolan is alive. Long overdue.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: AporkalypseNow on Mar 04, 2026, 07:10 PM
I'm not crying, you're crying

Doing this at halftime of the Texas game during an ass kicking is so perfect

He looked so damn happy
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: Son of Spam on Mar 04, 2026, 07:11 PM
So, is the curse lifted?
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: buff2.0 on Mar 04, 2026, 07:12 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Mar 04, 2026, 07:10 PMTrue. At least they're soing while Nolan is alive. Long overdue.

Better late than never, but it's still a travesty that it didn't happen while she was here.  Personally I hope there's a special place in hell for anyone and everyone over the years who has fought to prevent the statue from happening.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Mar 04, 2026, 07:13 PM
Quote from: Son of Spam on Mar 04, 2026, 07:11 PMSo, is the curse lifted?
I'm afraid we have curses on top of curses 
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: BASS on Mar 04, 2026, 07:13 PM
They should have played the clip of him telling Tom Penders "now we're going to kick your ass"
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: TC on Mar 04, 2026, 07:14 PM
Quote from: AporkalypseNow on Mar 04, 2026, 07:10 PMI'm not crying, you're crying

Doing this at halftime of the Texas game during an ass kicking is so perfect

He looked so damn happy

Yeah that's very fitting.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: Son of Spam on Mar 04, 2026, 07:14 PM
Now, get it done and don't drag it out.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Mar 04, 2026, 07:15 PM
Texas getting the us at Bama treatment.



SEC refs are just bad.  Sometimes it hurts us, sometimes it helps us.  They're just not good.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Mar 04, 2026, 07:15 PM
What are we doing on offense this half. Jacking 3s immediately after crossing half court.

Their big white guy has 4 now. That is huge.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Mar 04, 2026, 07:19 PM
I like the statue they picked
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: razor5396 on Mar 04, 2026, 07:19 PM
Thank God. The curse will be lifted. They should make sure to give his statue a 10 ft dong
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Mar 04, 2026, 07:21 PM
That's the first time I've ever seen one of our players shooting free throws with none of our players lined up on the lane. Except sometimes at the very end of ball games. Obviously a strategy to avoid fouls.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: buff2.0 on Mar 04, 2026, 07:21 PM
Wagner getting his own highlight. 

At least Tramon Mark gets to participate in BWA one more time.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Mar 04, 2026, 07:24 PM
Doing to Texas what Florida did to us. That seems about right, Florida is that much better.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: Cornhogio on Mar 04, 2026, 07:24 PM
Quote from: Son of Spam on Mar 04, 2026, 07:11 PMSo, is the curse lifted?

It do feel like karma is taking its nuts off our forehead.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: BASS on Mar 04, 2026, 07:25 PM
I'm still beaming from the news Nolan is getting his statue before he dies. And yeah I've still got tears welling up in my eyes. So happy for him.

I'm not kidding when I tell you that national championship game is one of the greatest nights and memories of my life. It's up there with the birth of my kids.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: TC on Mar 04, 2026, 07:27 PM
Quote from: Cornhogio on Mar 04, 2026, 07:24 PMIt do feel like karma is taking its nuts off our forehead.

Speaking of foreheads, that kid for Texas has an impressive one. He could fit the Magna Carta on that thing.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: HughJasole on Mar 04, 2026, 07:27 PM
And fuck anyone who still holds resentment for him or thinks this statue isn't well deserved.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: BASS on Mar 04, 2026, 07:31 PM
Darius the great
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: buff2.0 on Mar 04, 2026, 07:33 PM
A better angle

https://x.com/PigTrailNation/status/2029363544253239527?s=20
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: Hognrock on Mar 04, 2026, 07:34 PM
Quote from: BASS on Mar 04, 2026, 07:25 PMI'm still beaming from the news Nolan is getting his statue before he dies. And yeah I've still got tears welling up in my eyes. So happy for him.

I'm not kidding when I tell you that national championship game is one of the greatest nights and memories of my life. It's up there with the birth of my kids.

I remember jumping up and down on my parents' bed that night.  I wore Hog gear for the next week to school.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: buff2.0 on Mar 04, 2026, 07:34 PM
https://x.com/emkamikow/status/2029364738396676317?s=20
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Mar 04, 2026, 07:38 PM
DJ is playing well.

Whatever they fed Brazile for the last 48 hours let's keep doing that.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: BASS on Mar 04, 2026, 07:38 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Mar 04, 2026, 07:34 PMhttps://x.com/emkamikow/status/2029364738396676317?s=20

I had stopped tearing up until I watched that
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: TC on Mar 04, 2026, 07:38 PM
Acuff on the double double watch. 25 pts and 9 assists
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: TC on Mar 04, 2026, 07:40 PM
Aaaaaand there it is. Acuff with 25 and 11
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Mar 04, 2026, 07:40 PM
Hi yella is balling out against us.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: BASS on Mar 04, 2026, 07:43 PM
I haven't taken a Viagra, but I think I may need to go to the hospital. This night can only get so good.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: HogglyWoggly on Mar 04, 2026, 07:45 PM
Quote from: BASS on Mar 04, 2026, 07:43 PMI haven't taken a Viagra, but I think I may need to go to the hospital. This night can only get so good.

Doesn't your lady friend owe you a booty call?
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: Loma on Mar 04, 2026, 07:45 PM
Quote from: TC on Mar 04, 2026, 07:27 PMSpeaking of foreheads, that kid for Texas has an impressive one. He could fit the Magna Carta on that thing.

He used to play a cartoon character on the Fat Albert show.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Mar 04, 2026, 07:48 PM
Why am I still nervous.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: HogglyWoggly on Mar 04, 2026, 07:48 PM
Quote from: Loma on Mar 04, 2026, 07:45 PMHe used to play a cartoon character on the Fat Albert show.

(https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/fatalbert/images/f/f9/Bucky_%28fat_albert%29.jpg)
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Mar 04, 2026, 07:49 PM
He said Cal has been rejuvenized.

I  pretty sure that is not a word.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Mar 04, 2026, 07:51 PM
Hook
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: BASS on Mar 04, 2026, 07:51 PM
I mean God damn Darius
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Mar 04, 2026, 07:52 PM
That was an incredible lob from Acuff to Brazile. I'm not aware of very many guards that would do that or could do that.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: Cornhogio on Mar 04, 2026, 07:54 PM
We're overcoming some punk ass calls by this crew.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: BASS on Mar 04, 2026, 07:56 PM
Darius is going to be the third razorback in the hall of Fame behind Sid and Nolan
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Mar 04, 2026, 08:01 PM
Essentially this is Acuff's senior night too.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: TC on Mar 04, 2026, 08:02 PM
Acuffs night ends with 28 and 13.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: BASS on Mar 04, 2026, 08:04 PM
Oh Billy!
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: buff2.0 on Mar 04, 2026, 08:04 PM
Oh Lord
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: Guardrail on Mar 04, 2026, 08:05 PM
I may start watching NBA with Acuff in the league
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: vegashog on Mar 04, 2026, 08:06 PM
that's the wagner we need going into the ncaa tourney.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: TC on Mar 04, 2026, 08:06 PM
Brazile 9/11 from the field and 3/5 from 3.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: BASS on Mar 04, 2026, 08:08 PM
We need this attitude and performance through the tourney and they'll be in the final four. They play like they did against Florida and we're out in the first or second round.

Enjoy tonight fellas. You deserve it.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: vegashog on Mar 04, 2026, 08:10 PM
Quote from: TC on Mar 04, 2026, 08:06 PMBrazile 9/11 from the field and 3/5 from 3.
that's how you play in your last home game.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: Barton Fink on Mar 04, 2026, 08:20 PM
Can we get a discount if we build Acuff a statue too?
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Mar 04, 2026, 08:22 PM
Quite possibly Brazile's best game of his entire career. Saving the best for last.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: TC on Mar 04, 2026, 08:28 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Mar 04, 2026, 08:22 PMQuite possibly Brazile's best game of his entire career. Saving the best for last.

28pts is a career high for him at Arkansas. Not sure about while at Missou
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: Barton Fink on Mar 04, 2026, 08:33 PM
He didn't play enough mins at Mizzou to grt 28. Glad he went out on a high note. Kid stuck around through a lot of shit. Provided some outstanding highlights over the years.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: Barton Fink on Mar 04, 2026, 08:42 PM
https://x.com/i/status/2029379683490378171 (https://x.com/i/status/2029379683490378171)
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: Spiderham on Mar 04, 2026, 08:46 PM
Just put this on repeat. 
Every dunk tonight against Texas. 

https://x.com/razorbackmbb/status/2029380164719665291?s=46
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: Spiderham on Mar 04, 2026, 08:54 PM
It fits. 

https://x.com/johnnaborsshow/status/2029382720212590820?s=46
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: TC on Mar 04, 2026, 08:55 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Mar 04, 2026, 08:22 PMQuite possibly Brazile's best game of his entire career. Saving the best for last.

Quote from: TC on Mar 04, 2026, 08:28 PM28pts is a career high for him at Arkansas. Not sure about while at Missou

15 was his high at Mizzou, so yeah, career high night with 28. Good for him.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Mar 04, 2026, 09:05 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Mar 04, 2026, 08:33 PMHe didn't play enough mins at Mizzou to grt 28.

Well he gets one more chance to top it at Mizzou, too. Let's hope he shows out.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: Borenutz on Mar 04, 2026, 11:04 PM
Thanks for posting the Nolan stuff. I had dinner duty and just casually watched. This is why I love the woopig.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: red death on Mar 05, 2026, 10:08 AM
Classy by Miller.  Remember that douchebag Oats after King Darius went for 49 on his ass?

Never forget.  There are no 2 bigger pieces of shit than Oats and Golden. 
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: woodhog14 on Mar 05, 2026, 01:03 PM
Quote from: red death on Mar 05, 2026, 10:08 AMClassy by Miller.  Remember that douchebag Oats after King Darius went for 49 on his ass?

Never forget.  There are no 2 bigger pieces of shit than Oats and Golden. 
Yeah, fuck Nate Oats. He sucks waaaaaaaaaay more than Golden. And Golden sucks.
Title: Re: The texas game fread
Post by: buff2.0 on Mar 05, 2026, 01:04 PM
Quote from: woodhog14 on Mar 05, 2026, 01:03 PMYeah, fuck Nate Oats. He sucks waaaaaaaaaay more than Golden. And Golden sucks.

Golden simply sucks dick.  Nate Oats will suck it from the back.