I co started the Texas thread and we beat those bitches down. So I'm taking a crack at it again.
Acuff and Knox are out.
Fuck these refs
What if the secret ingredient was not starting a game thread until after tip-off?
Don't you put that evil on me buff2.0
Near as I can tell, Mizzou doesn't have much to play for. Hopefully they will roll over and go down easily.
it will take some help from other teams but they do still have a shot at the last double bye. also beating cal will be enough motivation.
This update has them as a 10 seed so they probably need a win to stay firmly in the dance.
Also, that's a wretched draw for the Hogs.
https://www.cbssports.com/college-basketball/bracketology/
Quote from: Pig Benis on Mar 07, 2026, 10:40 AMThis update has them as a 10 seed so they probably need a win to stay firmly in the dance.
Also, that's a wretched draw for the Hogs.
https://www.cbssports.com/college-basketball/bracketology/
Any draw for us is going to be brutal if we're a 4/5 seed. We match up terribly with the top 7 or 8 teams in the country.
Quote from: Hogfan58 on Mar 07, 2026, 10:06 AMFuck these refs
Looks like we are getting Shows today.
Quote from: Barton Fink on Mar 07, 2026, 10:45 AMLooks like we are getting Shows today.
No Acuff. Road game. Doug Shows.
I should just clean the baseboards instead. Much more fun.
Brazile goes for 30
Is Knox done for the season and I just missed that news? Or do we expect him back for the tournament?
Sideshow Bob is not a hairstyle you should desire to achieve.
Quote from: BASS on Mar 07, 2026, 11:05 AMIs Knox done for the season and I just missed that news? Or do we expect him back for the tournament?
Nothing official but I think it's a long shot he returns.
Quote from: Barton Fink on Mar 07, 2026, 11:08 AMNothing official but I think it's a long shot he returns.
Well that fucking sucks.
A commercial for chat gpt. Not on my bingo card today.
Quote from: BASS on Mar 07, 2026, 11:07 AMSideshow Bob is not a hairstyle you should desire to achieve.
He looks like a Rachel Dolezal wannabe.
How in the hell do the refs not blow the whistle on the contact with Billy? He body checked him mid dribble.
I love the way we run the floor and pass unselfishly
That WAS offensive goaltending but fuck Mizzou.
Got away with one on the lob. I'll take it.
Brazile is playing like an All-American.
He plays like this down the stretch and we could do something special.
He kinda hooked brazile. But we got away with the goal trend.
Damn brazile
Man Brazile is playing well
Jesus we are attacking the boards. That Florida game must have pissed us off.
Doug Shows fuckery. He will call 20 nonexistent fouls in the second half to make up for the missed ones this half.
You could tell by Ewin's body language he was going to miss that 2nd FT too
This is a decent team and we're pretty much kicking their asses on the road without Acuff.
Maybe they took it personally that everyone not in that locker room was not counting on them to win today.
I say all that to say when everyone is clicking, we can and will beat anybody.
I wonder if there wasn't a "we don't have Acuff so show me what you can do" type discussion. We are playing with some good intensity on D/rebounding and moving the ball on O.
Also need to stay out of foul trouble and I'll go ahead and say fuck Doug Shows.
Wasn't a Missouri guy half out of bounds on one of those last rebounds?
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Mar 07, 2026, 11:30 AMWasn't a Missouri guy half out of bounds on one of those last rebounds?
Very much so.
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Mar 07, 2026, 11:30 AMWasn't a Missouri guy half out of bounds on one of those last rebounds?
I yelled at the TV. He absolutely was and it wasn't close.
They aren't calling contact consistently. That's gotta be frustrating as a player.
Bye Ewin
Quit being stupid Ewin. Get things under control and end this run of theirs.
That was sweet block at our expense.
That was a flop by the Mizzou jackass. Love that the coach had to hold Richmond back and pretty sure he gave them the bird.
Wagner just has brain freezes. Not used to seeing dumb turnovers with Acuff.
Good job so far though. Would be huge to get a road win with Acuff resting.
Wow I thought sure they'd go with a flagrant
Well that was a horrible end of a half.
Meh. Got here late. Good run for us then slow climb by them.
I still expect a 5-10 point loss.
Quote from: Too Big Pig on Mar 07, 2026, 11:52 AMWell that was a horrible end of a half.
Damn! We were up 15 and I step out for 5 minutes and come back and it's 5. WTF? They ended the half on a 16-4 run. Not acceptable!
bad defense. 4 points and 2 boards from pringle/ewin. surprised we even have a lead.
We fell back on our typical missing layups routine
5 assists, 5 steals, and 6 turnovers. Only 17 of 40 available minutes for Ewin and Pringle. Our legs will be an issue.
Here come the fouls
Mitchell is treating us like a bitch who owes him money.
DJ Wagner still sucks.
This game doesn't matter a whole lot and I'd be ok dropping down to a 6 seed. That said I want to win every one of them. We need more from our bigs, defensively and on O. Get Brazile and Meleek hot and we might have a shot.
I'm not going to be upset if we lose this, but I want Thomas to keep hitting those shots down the stretch and bury these ladies.
Mitchell still holding that vendetta from the Duke game.
Goddamn Thomas. Saving our asses
Richmond is going to kill us with those lazy passes. When he does that shit, he's just "Richmond".
Quote from: buff2.0 on Mar 07, 2026, 12:28 PMRichmond is going to kill us with those lazy passes. When he does that shit, he's just "Richmond".
The killer was twice in a row. Sideshow Bob almost swiped it 5 seconds earlier then he threw the exact same lazy pass.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Mar 07, 2026, 12:28 PMRichmond is going to kill us with those lazy passes. When he does that shit, he's just "Richmond".
DJ didn't put forth much effort to come get it either.
Billy is loafing. Never thought I would say that. Maybe he is tired.
Ewin has skillet hands
I've only seen the last ten minutes. Are these Mizzou's home announcers?
Quote from: Pig Benis on Mar 07, 2026, 12:37 PMI've only seen the last ten minutes. Are these Mizzou's home announcers?
In the first half they didn't stop taking about acuff
Ewin is weak.
Ewin can't get a foul call
Ewin and Pringle are worthless
Mitchell uses his elbow to push off every time
Is it known why Acuff is not playing? Injured or just getting some rest?
Quote from: HogglyWoggly on Mar 07, 2026, 12:43 PMIs it known why Acuff is not playing? Injured or just getting some rest?
Lingering ankle. Moatly just giving him extra rest for the postseason.
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Mar 07, 2026, 12:30 PMBilly is loafing. Never thought I would say that. Maybe he is tired.
In person he looks sick. He is not in Billy Hyperdrive.
I've said this before, January I think. A team that needs a pg is going to trade up and take Acuff in the top 3.
1. Boozer 2. Dybantsa 3. Acuff
I just want credit for predicting it if it happens.
Milwaukee?
Fucking whistles!!!
Damn malique. More of that please.
Brazile gets hacked on the wrist and he calls jump ball. That slapping sound wasn't the ball ref.
Yeah, Brazile was mugged there.
The Mizzou crowd is very very very upset at their foul calls. They think they're getting Doug Showsed.
Shot clock violation. No one on the team knew the count. That's sad.
wtf? Everybody scared to shoot all the sudden?
That time clock frick up is inexcusable
Without Acuff in I feel like we're gonna frick this up.
They're gonna give Mizzou every call the last minute
What the fuck?
Nobody touched him
Like I said
They wanted a 2-for-1 possession setup, and we gave it to them.
Dang man. Just hit this one and get back
Know what's wrong with our bigs? They ain't got no dog in them. Their soft. They get pushed around. I hope they read this, admit I'm right, then get pissed off and do something about it.
Wow good call with the double by Pringle
Good execution by him.
Quote from: BASS on Mar 07, 2026, 01:11 PMWow good call with the double by Pringle
Good execution by him.
Lets them set up a play though.
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Mar 07, 2026, 01:12 PMLets them set up a play though.
They had a play and we ruined it
Wow. Clock guy screwed up
Is a Charge not a thing anymore? Nobody takes charges. Did they change the rule or something?
Lol, retarded bitches need OT at home to try to beat us without Acuff.
Brazile got the tip and we didn't have anyone there to catch it
Acuff is here without a boot.
Sealy keeps going way behind the bench and stretching.
Hog ball
Ewin nothing but net from three lol
Huge!
lol
Don't kick it to Ewin!
Um, nevermind.
Not the shot you want, but damn. He nailed it. Huge.
I mistakenly predicted he would make 30 3s this year, but he can shoot it. Big shot
🧅
Right as I was thinking I hope we don't settle for three because I hope we can get closer to the rim. And Thomas misses from three.
Not a terrible look from Wagner
Pringle didn't do anything.
Looking like there going to take the last shot again
3 of his 5 fouls he fouled the air. Ridiculous
Put Acuff in for overtime and frick them
Fuck you
- brazile
We got the 2-for-1 and Brazile decided it was a good time to swing his cock around the arena
Huge TB!!
TB!
Make the front end...
lol
Make the front end...
Ewin FT shooting between hone and away needs to be studied.
Wow. Mizzou went full three stooges. Never go full three stooges.
Brazile misses a free throw and then chases down the PG to get the ball back.
Wagner too? Free throws would have ended this game already.
Jeebus kids
lol
Make the front end
Now we're afraid to make a free throw
Do not give them a 3pt play on the inside, give them the 2
Make your FTs
lol
Make the front in
Ball game
Glad he figured it out in the end. 0/4 to 4/8.
Never a doubt!
Hell yeah!
Best win of the year...
What a collapse by Mizzou
Good road win. Should have stepped on their throats when we were up 15. Good for Mizzou for fighting back and making a game of it. Suck it bitches, we ripped your hearts out after giving you hope.
ha! on the road, doug shows and without 22+ points.
fuck missouri, i hope this makes them get to the sec final to make the ncaa.
Fuck Doug Shows!
Impressive to win without your stud and on the road. Ewin came thru.
That's a winner!
Quote from: TC on Mar 07, 2026, 01:40 PMFuck Doug Shows!
chatgpt says he's called only 4 games over the last two seasons, probably not counting today. Hmm.
I thought it would have been much more
we get that out of ewin and brazile in postseason, we're going to be tuff.
One of life's simple pleasures is calling your almost 88 year old dad after a game like that and talking about it a little.
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Mar 07, 2026, 01:30 PMPringle didn't do anything.
Is that a commentary on a foul or just what he brings to a basketball game?
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Mar 07, 2026, 01:44 PMOne of life's simple pleasures is calling your almost 88 year old dad after a game like that and talking about it a little.
That's exactly what I just did. And my dad is 88. Interesting.
When Ewin hit the 3 I thought motherfucker, we're going to do this.
If we get that performance from this team with Acuff back, we may never lose again. I was content with a loss considering no Acuff today. Hell yeah.
No Billy in OT, no Acuff and on the road against Doug Shows (it was actually a pretty well called game). That's a big win and hopefully a boost in confidence for our other guys.
BWAHHHAAAHAAAHAA! Matt Zimmerman just said it the saddest senior day he's ever seen. For some dumbass reason they waited until after the game to honor their seniors and the crowd had already hauled ass. Suck it inbreds!
Heresy here...but I thought the Doug Shows crew wasn't half bad today. Sure, I didn't agree with every call but they didn't try to take over the game and make it about themselves.
weren't they chanting "we own you" or something late in the game?
and why in the world would you wait until after the game to honor the seniors?
and that makes our record with shows calling a road game 7-30.
Mitchell is one heck of an offensive player. But he doesn't seem to play much defense and he had 0 fouls which tells me he probably doesn't try to play much defense.
Quote from: vegashog on Mar 07, 2026, 01:53 PMweren't they chanting "we own you" or something late in the game?
This goes to show how dumb their fanbase is. They have the worst athletic department in the conference and we just swept them, something that they have only done once and we have done multiple times in basketball. What a bunch of retards.
Fuck your senior day.
Just tell them that we beat their last final four team by sixty.
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Mar 07, 2026, 01:49 PMThat's exactly what I just did. And my dad is 88. Interesting.
When Ewin hit the 3 I thought motherfucker, we're going to do this.
You boys twins?
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Mar 07, 2026, 01:49 PMThat's exactly what I just did. And my dad is 88. Interesting.
When Ewin hit the 3 I thought motherfucker, we're going to do this.
Y'all should ask Dad if he has an outside family.
Quote from: vegashog on Mar 07, 2026, 01:53 PMweren't they chanting "we own you" or something late in the game?
and why in the world would you wait until after the game to honor the seniors?
and that makes our record with shows calling a road game 7-30.
He called the Gonzaga Sweet 16 game. I thought we got treated pretty well there. He sure as hell made up for it since then.
https://x.com/i/status/2030369569542402409 (https://x.com/i/status/2030369569542402409)
Maybe Ewin's balls finally, finally, finally dropped. Next up: Pringle.
where do we buy the t-shirt and vhs?
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Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Mar 07, 2026, 02:03 PMJust tell them that we beat their last final four team by sixty.
They've never made a Final Four.
Quote from: HughJasole on Mar 07, 2026, 03:01 PMThey've never made a Final Four.
Elite Eight then.
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Mar 07, 2026, 02:03 PMJust tell them that we beat their last final four team by sixty.
Missouri didn't go to the Final 4.
Norm never made it past the round of 8
MF's are the reason for the Hogs '95 championship loss and probably the entire NIL mess
That best team Missouri ever had let Tyus Edney of UCLA go the length of the court in 4.8 seconds to beat them in the '95 tourney.
UCLA went on to beat the Hogs in the championship game.
The Forward for that UCLA team?
Ed O'Bannon. The same Ed O'Bannon who was the lead plaintiff in the suit against the NCAA that led to NIL.
Missouri is responsible for our '95 loss and the entire mess we are experiencing in college athletics today.
Thanks!
https://youtu.be/NS8QCoYfzW8?si=1LTxoLTexxcl0AEz
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_O'Bannon
No shit. The biggest win in their program history was a loss that cost us a title.
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Mar 07, 2026, 02:34 PMMaybe Ewin's balls finally, finally, finally dropped. Next up: Pringle.
He won the game...the three...4 straight made free throws...that mother fucker won it.
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Mar 07, 2026, 03:15 PMElite Eight then.
I think Mike A took them to the Elite Eight once since then.
But the team we beat by 52 was probably their best ever. They went on to go 14-0 in the Big Eight that year.
In his postgame press conference, when discussing how we performed without Acuff, Dennis Gates said we were the most talented team in the conference. I see only two options here.
(1) He forgot Florida
(2) He meant "other than Florida"
That goes down as a damn tough win for us. Proud of the boys.
Quote from: Spiderham on Mar 07, 2026, 04:10 PMMF's are the reason for the Hogs '95 championship loss and probably the entire NIL mess
That best team Missouri ever had let Tyus Edney of UCLA go the length of the court in 4.8 seconds to beat them in the '95 tourney.
UCLA went on to beat the Hogs in the championship game.
The Forward for that UCLA team?
Ed O'Bannon. The same Ed O'Bannon who was the lead plaintiff in the suit against the NCAA that led to NIL.
Missouri is responsible for our '95 loss and the entire mess we are experiencing in college athletics today.
Thanks!
https://youtu.be/NS8QCoYfzW8?si=1LTxoLTexxcl0AEz
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_O'Bannon
31 years later and that still pisses me off.
I missed why he said it the first time, but the announcer kept talking about "fool's gold" with Thomas. What the hell was he talking about?
He was saying that taking and making the tough shot's was "fool's gold". I believe he was trying to say that making those was like "fool's gold" in that they were gratifying at the moment, but you couldn't depend on them long-term. Or something like that.
Shit I forgot to post this on Saturday. The street corner where my son's frat was. Kind of a weird combination of street names in the basketball context.
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