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Title: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: BASS on Mar 19, 2026, 05:33 PM
They just beat a salty Wisconsin team today, and if you overlook them you'll be the next chapter in their Cinderella story.

High Point University (HPU) is a private, United Methodist-affiliated liberal arts institution in High Point, North Carolina, known as the "Premier Life Skills University." It has been ranked #1 Best-Run College in the Nation by The Princeton Review for two consecutive years (2025, 2026) and #1 in Regional Colleges of the South by U.S. News & World Report for 14+ years. HPU enrolls approximately 6,300+ students, focuses heavily on career readiness with a 99% placement rate, and features a heavily invested, scenic campus.

The High Point University (HPU) Panthers men's basketball team has put together a historic 2025–26 season, solidifying their status as a mid-major powerhouse. Led by first-year head coach Flynn Clayman, the team has achieved unprecedented success following their first-ever NCAA tournament appearance the previous year.
High Point University Athletics
High Point University Athletics
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Season Summary to Date (as of March 19, 2026):
Record: The Panthers finished the regular season with a 30-4 overall record and a 15-1 mark in the Big South Conference.
Championships: High Point won their second consecutive Big South Conference regular-season and tournament titles.
Winning Streak: As of mid-March, they entered the NCAA tournament on a 14-game winning streak.
NCAA Tournament: HPU secured a No. 12 seed—the highest in school history—and defeated Wisconsin in the first round for the program's first March Madness win.
Historical Milestone: With 30 wins, they set a new program record for victories in a single season.
High Point University Athletics
High Point University Athletics
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Key Performers:
Terry Anderson: Named Big South Tournament MVP and to the NABC All-District team, leading the team in scoring with 16.0 points per game.
Rob Martin: Started all games as the primary point guard, averaging 15.3 points and 3.67 assists per game, earning All-District honors.
Cam'Ron Fletcher: Provided strong leadership in the paint, averaging 6.9 rebounds per game.
Chase Johnston: A key sharpshooter who transferred to High Point, providing a crucial 3-point threat.
ESPN
ESPN
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Team Style and Accomplishments:
Offensive Powerhouse: The Panthers were ranked among the best in the nation, scoring 90.0 points per game (5th nationally).
Top-Tier Defense: High Point led the nation in steals per game and boasted a high turnover margin, disrupting opponents throughout the season.
Elite Company: HPU and Duke were the only two programs in the country to sweep both the 2025 and 2026 conference tournament championships in men's and women's basketball.
High Point University Athletics
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Coach Flynn Clayman was named a finalist for the Joe B. Hall award (top first-year head coach) and has successfully elevated the program following the departure of former coach Alan Huss.
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: DirkPiggler on Mar 19, 2026, 05:42 PM
Hi Point is a cheap ass unreliable semiautomatic handgun.   If we can't beat a Saturday night special, we might as well go home.
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: BASS on Mar 19, 2026, 05:45 PM
By my calculation, high point gets three hours more rest than we do.
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: buff2.0 on Mar 19, 2026, 05:47 PM
They can't win the SEC though
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: BASS on Mar 19, 2026, 06:09 PM
Guarandamntee you High Point players go back to the hotel and jerk off to Hoosiers tonight.
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: Son of Spam on Mar 19, 2026, 06:10 PM
Their coach looks and sounds like he should be doing news reels for Iraq or Iran.
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: Doc Hogaday on Mar 19, 2026, 06:16 PM
They are gay and we're going to beat the coondog shit out of them.
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Mar 19, 2026, 06:20 PM
"I don't know anything about High Point, but I know they're in trouble"
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Mar 19, 2026, 06:24 PM
We should beat High Point. And, we are an extremely talented team offensively. But, we just don't have enough players to make a deep run in the tournament. The injury bug is fucking killing us.
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Mar 19, 2026, 06:33 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Mar 19, 2026, 06:24 PMWe should beat High Point. And, we are an extremely talented team offensively. But, we just don't have enough players to make a deep run in the tournament. The injury bug is fucking killing us.
I never used up my eligibility.  I'll fly out there and help out.
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: buff2.0 on Mar 19, 2026, 06:45 PM
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Mar 19, 2026, 06:33 PMI never used up my eligibility.  I'll fly out there and help out.

I have a graduate degree already but I was a terrible student in undergrad.  Think they'll let me take a mulligan?
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Mar 19, 2026, 07:50 PM
These ladies can't even be bothered to pay attention to the lowdown on Low Point.

3.2 on the Cupcake Scale.

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Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: Doc Hogaday on Mar 19, 2026, 08:05 PM
High Point has zero SEC championships.
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: The Reverend SnoopHogg on Mar 19, 2026, 08:39 PM
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Mar 19, 2026, 05:42 PMHi Point is a cheap ass unreliable semiautomatic handgun.   If we can't beat a Saturday night special, we might as well go home.



This is the only acceptable answer.
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: Feral on Mar 19, 2026, 09:56 PM
They nearly swept Florida in baseball and now a tourney upset.

Pretty good 2 weeks for High Point.
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: DrMongoose on Mar 19, 2026, 09:59 PM
Former Bentonville Tiger Caden Miller is a freshman forward for High Point, parents were Razorback athletes.
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: vegashog on Mar 19, 2026, 10:51 PM
8:45 (central) tip. on tbs/trutv.
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: TC on Mar 19, 2026, 11:20 PM
Quote from: vegashog on Mar 19, 2026, 10:51 PM8:45 (central) tip. on tbs/trutv.

Cal called it.
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: Guardrail on Mar 20, 2026, 04:01 AM
Quote from: TC on Mar 19, 2026, 11:20 PMCal called it.
Cal is a Jedi.
ChatGPT says the Hogs are 4-1 this year in games starting past 8 pm. Only loss was to Houston.

Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: animal on Mar 20, 2026, 06:19 AM
Quote from: DrMongoose on Mar 19, 2026, 09:59 PMFormer Bentonville Tiger Caden Miller is a freshman forward for High Point, parents were Razorback athletes.
Well hopefully we won't get Keith Carter'd
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: Rocket City Hawg on Mar 20, 2026, 06:38 AM
Quote from: Guardrail on Mar 20, 2026, 04:01 AMCal is a Jedi.
ChatGPT says the Hogs are 4-1 this year in games starting past 8 pm. Only loss was to Houston.


Is that based on game location time or central time?  What's our record at 6:45 game location
?
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Mar 20, 2026, 06:38 AM
I think we still win, but if they shoot 40 threes you're going to be able to make a highlight reel of our team flying though the air biting at pump fakes.
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: Doc Hogaday on Mar 20, 2026, 06:46 AM
Quote from: vegashog on Mar 19, 2026, 10:51 PM8:45 (central) tip. on tbs/trutv.

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Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: Doc Hogaday on Mar 20, 2026, 06:48 AM
'Member last year when we choked against Texas Tech in the tourney? That was an after 9:00 tip and the longest day ever waiting.
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: Guardrail on Mar 20, 2026, 07:04 AM
Quote from: Rocket City Hawg on Mar 20, 2026, 06:38 AMIs that based on game location time or central time?  What's our record at 6:45 game location
?
That was adjusted for central time. But I think it's actually 3-1.
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: BleedinRed on Mar 20, 2026, 08:05 AM
Quote from: Guardrail on Mar 20, 2026, 04:01 AMCal is a Jedi.
ChatGPT says the Hogs are 4-1 this year in games starting past 8 pm. Only loss was to Houston.


Oh thank jebbus.  I thought it was 8:45 AM.  
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: vegashog on Mar 20, 2026, 08:43 AM
pringle said he could have played yesterday but cal wanted him to sit. said he should be good to go tomorrow.
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: FNG on Mar 20, 2026, 09:50 AM
Quote from: The Reverend SnoopHogg on Mar 19, 2026, 08:39 PMThis is the only acceptable answer.

Just don't confuse Hi Point with my beautiful 1966 T-series Hi Power!  ;D
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: The Reverend SnoopHogg on Mar 20, 2026, 11:34 AM
Quote from: FNG on Mar 20, 2026, 09:50 AMJust don't confuse Hi Point with my beautiful 1966 T-series Hi Power!  ;D

You are saying it wrong...

It's Hi-Pire!
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: FNG on Mar 20, 2026, 12:43 PM
Quote from: The Reverend SnoopHogg on Mar 20, 2026, 11:34 AMYou are saying it wrong...

It's Hi-Pire!
Maybe to you high-falutin' eastern Arkansas folks; to us white trash it will always be Ha-Par.
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: SwahiliSteve on Mar 20, 2026, 12:49 PM
Fun fact...Princeton review ranked High Point University #2 in the nation for best college dorm rooms. This is really the only interesting thing I could find on them
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: Lurk on Mar 20, 2026, 05:11 PM
A Methodist Liberty.
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Mar 20, 2026, 08:29 PM
Quote from: DrMongoose on Mar 19, 2026, 09:59 PMFormer Bentonville Tiger Caden Miller is a freshman forward for High Point, parents were Razorback athletes.

Do they have names?
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: DrMongoose on Mar 20, 2026, 08:44 PM
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Mar 20, 2026, 08:29 PMDo they have names?




Danielle Allen and Caleb Miller
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Mar 20, 2026, 08:46 PM
Quote from: DrMongoose on Mar 20, 2026, 08:44 PMDanielle Allen and Caleb Miller

Oh wow, is he really that old? That was the first name that popped in my head but I didn't think possible.

I did not think it was Big O's kid.
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: rzrbkfan69 on Mar 20, 2026, 09:56 PM
Danielle Allen was fairly hot if I remember correctly.
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: egregious on Mar 21, 2026, 06:42 AM
Quote from: The Reverend SnoopHogg on Mar 20, 2026, 11:34 AMYou are saying it wrong...

It's Hi-Pire!

I remember MY OWN PARENTS laughing at me for seeing a tall TIRE out in a field when I was about 10.
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: Natty_Ice on Mar 21, 2026, 06:49 AM
bunch of pampered rich kids

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/college-basketball/article-15664755/high-point-university-hazing-death-march-madness.html
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: jdcatty on Mar 21, 2026, 11:36 AM
Quote from: rzrbkfan69 on Mar 20, 2026, 09:56 PMDanielle Allen was fairly hot if I remember correctly.

And Caleb Miller was a hell of a linebacker.  I loved watching him play.
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: BleedinRed on Mar 21, 2026, 11:43 AM
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Mar 21, 2026, 06:49 AMbunch of pampered rich kids

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/college-basketball/article-15664755/high-point-university-hazing-death-march-madness.html
What a retarded fucking article.
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: Lurk on Mar 21, 2026, 04:21 PM
Quote from: jdcatty on Mar 21, 2026, 11:36 AMAnd Caleb Miller was a hell of a linebacker.  I loved watching him play.
He told a hilarious story about Tony Bua running around in the huddle one game telling everybody he was going to try to knock himself out today . That man loved to hit. That was a good group of LB.
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: Doc Hogaday on Mar 21, 2026, 05:15 PM
It was. Moving Bua to safety his senior year was a huge mistake. All that dude ever wanted to do was run downhill and hit someone.
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: The Reverend SnoopHogg on Mar 22, 2026, 09:06 AM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Mar 21, 2026, 11:43 AMWhat a retarded fucking article.


A kid died here.





"MUST HAVE BEEN MURDERED"
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: The Reverend SnoopHogg on Mar 22, 2026, 09:08 AM
Quote from: Lurk on Mar 21, 2026, 04:21 PMHe told a hilarious story about Tony Bua running around in the huddle one game telling everybody he was going to try to knock himself out today . That man loved to hit. That was a good group of LB.

I'll never forget him in the NFL as a wedge buster hitting two men  simultaneously on one kickoff, and knocking them both unconscious.

I think they made a rule after that.
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: BleedinRed on Mar 22, 2026, 03:15 PM
Quote from: The Reverend SnoopHogg on Mar 22, 2026, 09:06 AMA kid died here.





"MUST HAVE BEEN MURDERED"
Not just died, but over dosed on an illegal drug he was taking off campus.  But HP is somehow entangled in forgotten controversy this March Madness season.  
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: arreferee on Mar 23, 2026, 10:19 AM
Quote from: DrMongoose on Mar 19, 2026, 09:59 PMFormer Bentonville Tiger Caden Miller is a freshman forward for High Point, parents were Razorback athletes.

I'm sure he looks a little different now, but here he is with his momma...in 2007.

(https://c8.alamy.com/comp/2PBTAWN/arkansas-basketball-player-danielle-allen-holds-her-17-month-old-son-caden-center-prior-to-a-womens-basketball-game-against-louisiana-state-in-fayetteville-ark-thursday-feb-15-2007-most-college-players-hold-down-the-equivalent-of-two-jobs-student-and-athlete-add-in-the-role-of-involved-parent-and-every-day-can-become-an-endless-string-of-dirty-diapers-classes-homework-and-practice-ap-photoapril-l-brown-2PBTAWN.jpg)
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Mar 23, 2026, 01:48 PM
Question: why was High Point able to limit our oops and dunks?
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: DRYANKNPULL on Mar 23, 2026, 01:55 PM
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Mar 23, 2026, 01:48 PMQuestion: why was High Point able to limit our oops and dunks?

I had the same question. I know there isn't an official oop stat, but we had to have had more this year than ever. I think we had a couple of layups off of lobs Saturday.
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: BleedinRed on Mar 23, 2026, 05:07 PM
HP was really quick and were able to stay all up in our shit.  We are not a particularly good screening team so we didn't have guys who had the spacing to get open for oops.  HP also did a great job of not getting lost on defense.
Title: Re: Who the Fuck is High Point? You Better Fucking Know
Post by: DRYANKNPULL on Mar 23, 2026, 07:12 PM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Mar 23, 2026, 05:07 PMHP was really quick and were able to stay all up in our shit.  We are not a particularly good screening team so we didn't have guys who had the spacing to get open for oops.  HP also did a great job of not getting lost on defense.

They have a damn good team and it was a quality win.