Yes, it's early.
Aw, hell. It's always football season in the SEC.
Haven't seen this posted anywhere. Not a great way to start the season.
Laura Rutledge is leaving the SEC Nation show and will be replace by...
(checks page)
(checks again)
some dude named Matt Barrie.
Say it ain't so, Paul.
Apparently this Matt dude is one of Paul's buddies. They do a podcast.
Ugh.
https://x.com/UTFootballEdits/status/2045507003527684405/video/1?s=46
Matt barrie is s regular host of sportscenter. I knew she would outgrow an sec network role.
Quote from: BASS on Apr 18, 2026, 12:07 PMMatt barrie is s regular host of sportscenter. I knew she would outgrow an sec network role.
Also a cfb yelling play by play guy with nails on chalkboard voice.
no idea where to put this, but can't pass it up:
https://x.com/1045espn/status/2056733865285128519
https://x.com/1045espn/status/2056733865285128519?
Getting the band back together. What could go wrong?
https://x.com/petethamel/status/2057283652459868548?s=46
Quote from: Spiderham on May 20, 2026, 09:30 PMGetting the band back together. What could go wrong?
https://x.com/petethamel/status/2057283652459868548?s=46
Just came here to post that. Wow. What is going on at LSU is gonna be the subject of many 30 for 30 or SEC Storied episodes
https://x.com/lsufootball/status/2057283568821211603?s=46
Don't forget his critical roles as Kegger Czar and Liaison to Sororities, Gymnastics and Volleyball.
:D
Can't wait to see a Kiffin vs. O fight for the last Plan B pill in Baton Rouge derail the whole season.
LOL Miss back at it
https://nypost.com/2026/05/23/sports/ole-miss-facing-ncaa-probe-after-clemson-blows-tampering-whistle/
Well done...
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Quote from: Spiderham on May 23, 2026, 06:20 PMWell done...
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Lane ain't that cut. Wade sure as hell isn't.
Quote from: DirkPiggler on May 23, 2026, 07:32 PMLane ain't that cut. Wade sure as hell isn't.
Should have dollar bills hanging out their shorts to make it more realistic to why the women are drooling.
I haven't been paying attention did they really hire O back?
Word on the street is he has already impregnated an entire sorority house.
Curt cignetti getting to drive the pace car in the Indy 500 pre race warm up laps
That's a Corvette ZR1X... Ugly ass paint job though. What were thinking gm?
there's maybe three names I recognize now in Indy 500. I haven't watched in a few years.
Quote from: animal on May 24, 2026, 01:37 PMthere's maybe three names I recognize now in Indy 500. I haven't watched in a few years.
that's 2 more than me
How's Little E doing?
Quote from: Natty_Ice on May 24, 2026, 01:56 PMthat's 2 more than me
Some guy I've never heard of won it but it was from a poor's team who ended up having two cars in the top 5 so it was all good
I watched a good chunk of that race and don't think I heard the first utterance of anything engine related with the cars. I liked it better when the engines or gear box or something would explode now and then.
Interesting
https://x.com/j_batacao/status/2060527179356922004?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Quote from: DrMongoose on May 30, 2026, 08:33 PMInteresting
https://x.com/j_batacao/status/2060527179356922004?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Welcome to private equity. They all have the same playbook.
Quote from: DrMongoose on May 30, 2026, 08:33 PMInteresting
https://x.com/j_batacao/status/2060527179356922004?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
I find it extremely gross that people are losing their jobs in order to free up funding to pay 18-22 year olds to play a sport for a few months before they move on to another school.
I hate everything about what college sports has turned into.
I think there is a lot of bloat in many an athletic department across the country (including ours).
Quote from: Cornhogio on May 31, 2026, 08:08 AMI think there is a lot of bloat in many an athletic department across the country (including ours).
Just keep the girls that fuck the coaches and keep them happy.
Quote from: egregious on May 31, 2026, 09:04 AMJust keep the girls that fuck the coaches and keep them happy.
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Sorsby granted eligibility by a judge. NCAA is cooked.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Jun 08, 2026, 09:58 AMSorsby granted eligibility by a judge. NCAA is cooked.
This is an interesting situation. I am sure it will be immediately appealed.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Jun 08, 2026, 09:58 AMSorsby granted eligibility by a judge. NCAA is cooked.
Lol. Just like Chambliss.
Eligibility is one more nail in the coffin of college sports.
https://x.com/RealRobReinhart/status/2064035260778573865?s=20
Quote from: buff2.0 on Jun 08, 2026, 02:14 PMhttps://x.com/RealRobReinhart/status/2064035260778573865?s=20
Just came here to post that. Think the rest of the league will go through with it?
Quote from: jdcatty on Jun 08, 2026, 02:54 PMJust came here to post that. Think the rest of the league will go through with it?
You know Arkansas would based on InTeGriTy.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Jun 08, 2026, 02:14 PMhttps://x.com/RealRobReinhart/status/2064035260778573865?s=20
I guarantee that is false, or an initial knee-jerk reaction that will disappear by the first day of fall practice.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Jun 08, 2026, 09:58 AMSorsby granted eligibility by a judge. NCAA is cooked.
This old ass judge is retired but brought because the judge in Lubbock recused being a tech alum. His reason is that a long suspension would harm his career. Maybe he should have thought of that before he placed like 20000 bets. A degenerate gambling addict. An old dude that probably doesn't believe gambling addiction exists. Going forward I guess drug addiction, serial murder, rape, peds are all ok.
"This is not about Texas Tech. It's about protecting our own locker room. We cannot in good conscience put our student-athletes on a field where the competitive integrity of the contest is compromised and overridden by the courts. If a state court wants to dictate eligibility rules, they can play themselves."
LOL get fucked Red Raiders!
https://sports.yahoo.com/college-football/article/brendan-sorsby-ruling-college-sports-brass-enraged-by-texas-judges-decision--its-f-bulls-182458876.html
This one quoted a SEC AD saying no one should play Texas tech in any sport.
https://x.com/rossdellenger/status/2064052433639129108?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
All talk. Ain't no one going to forfeit a game against Tech.
https://x.com/cfbkings/status/2064124830501294213?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
The irony is that ESPN is littered with adverts on gambling. The Pat Macafer show had a helmet with a Draft Kings emblem on it. You open up page on the app and there is a disclaimer about gambling addiction and a number to call. I'd bet (snicker) some of that money is revenue to teams. On one hand, coaches are screaming about this, but reaping the benefits in the other.
Disney is going to put gambling all over their stuff if the FCC allows it. Get them while they are young and keep them betting with their NIL money.
https://x.com/jacksonbig12/status/2064158602567246129?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
I equate gambling for/against a team you play for to be like insider trading. I have no problem with players gambling as long as their team isn't involved in the bet. How you regulate/monitor that is a different story or an answer I don't know.
https://x.com/derrico_henrio/status/2064392127937708500?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Quote from: Hognrock on Jun 09, 2026, 11:38 AMHow you regulate/monitor that is a different story or an answer I don't know.
A few years ago, the SEC brought a guy from Vegas to our summer clinic to talk about gambling. He said, at the time, the gambling apps can show where a bet was placed within 3 feet. Assuming these players aren't placing bets in the dressing room while 100 other players are around, it should be pretty easy to see who is placing the bets. I'm sure most of them are placed from their dorm room or apartment.
I haven't been paying attention. I take it the kid was caught gambling?
Lost in all of this is that Alabama fired their baseball coach a few years back because he was betting on their games.
So is he good to get back into coaching now?
Quote from: animal on Jun 09, 2026, 02:12 PMI haven't been paying attention. I take it the kid was caught gambling?
Caught, admitted to, and sought treatment for gambling.
Quote from: animal on Jun 09, 2026, 02:12 PMI haven't been paying attention. I take it the kid was caught gambling?
Yes, and gambling on his own games when at IU.
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7342815/2026/06/08/brendan-sorsby-texas-tech-gambling-playing-football-consequences/
Technically it's just an injunction to allow him to play for now till they decide what happens correct? I mean he did break several laws right?
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Quote from: animal on Jun 09, 2026, 02:12 PMI haven't been paying attention. I take it the kid was caught gambling?
to the tune of over 1000 bets totaling $90k.
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Jun 09, 2026, 01:54 PMhttps://x.com/derrico_henrio/status/2064392127937708500?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Why would anyone GAF about an "underground" sports book when you can do it legally on your phone?
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Jun 09, 2026, 04:52 PMWhy would anyone GAF about an "underground" sports book when you can do it legally on your phone?
Shit they can probably run it through polymarket inside a roth IRA.
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Jun 09, 2026, 03:29 PMTechnically it's just an injunction to allow him to play for now till they decide what happens correct? I mean he did break several laws right?
No idea if it's true but what I read earlier was that the injunction is only valid until a full hearing, but that the hearing was scheduled for after the regular season.
To me the main takeaway from this is that Texas Tech's backup quarterback must be total ass. For them to take the PR hit and possibly jeopardize playoff access over a guy who was decidedly average at his previous stops the guy playing behind him must be Peanut Adams level.
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Jun 10, 2026, 07:50 AMNo idea if it's true but what I read earlier was that the injunction is only valid until a full hearing, but that the hearing was scheduled for after the regular season.
To me the main takeaway from this is that Texas Tech's backup quarterback must be total ass. For them to take the PR hit and possibly jeopardize playoff access over a guy who was decidedly average at his previous stops the guy playing behind him must be Peanut Adams level.
Hadn't read that name in a while. Didn't he become a Trooper or something?
Quote from: GeoHogsGeo on Jun 10, 2026, 09:10 AMHadn't read that name in a while. Didn't he become a Trooper or something?
According to this, he's in the secret service now.
https://www.sps.org/community/alumni/hall-of-fame/inductees/class-of-2017
Quote from: arreferee on Jun 10, 2026, 09:18 AMAccording to this, he's in the secret service now.
https://www.sps.org/community/alumni/hall-of-fame/inductees/class-of-2017
Agent Peanut
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Jun 10, 2026, 09:30 AMAgent Peanut
He's tracking down Tater Salad and Nanner Puddin
Quote from: arreferee on Jun 10, 2026, 09:18 AMAccording to this, he's in the secret service now.
https://www.sps.org/community/alumni/hall-of-fame/inductees/class-of-2017
Damn. Good for him.
https://x.com/petenakos/status/2064779923739357546?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Jun 10, 2026, 07:50 AMNo idea if it's true but what I read earlier was that the injunction is only valid until a full hearing, but that the hearing was scheduled for after the regular season.
To me the main takeaway from this is that Texas Tech's backup quarterback must be total ass. For them to take the PR hit and possibly jeopardize playoff access over a guy who was decidedly average at his previous stops the guy playing behind him must be Peanut Adams level.
When you spend $5 mill on a starting qb, you probably aren't spending much on the guy holding a clipboard
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Jun 10, 2026, 02:51 PMhttps://x.com/petenakos/status/2064779923739357546?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
if they had nothing to do with the ruling, then why are they 100% ready to return to court?
punishment would cause the one being punished damage. and the dipshit coach said it isn't like someone was murdered or beaten.
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Jun 10, 2026, 02:51 PMhttps://x.com/petenakos/status/2064779923739357546?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
That's actually a damn good response. I still don't think the kid should play, but the AD put about as good a spin on it as you can.
Quote from: vegashog on Jun 10, 2026, 06:00 PMif they had nothing to do with the ruling, then why are they 100% ready to return to court?
punishment would cause the one being punished damage. and the dipshit coach said it isn't like someone was murdered or beaten.
I'm pretty sure he meant they're fine with going to court against the schools that are refusing to play them. Who knows.
Quote from: Hogworth Ballington III on Jun 10, 2026, 06:03 PMThat's actually a damn good response. I still don't think the kid should play, but the AD put about as good a spin on it as you can.
I think the thing that flies all over me is that a number of kids break team rules and end up getting kicked off the team. Some of which get cast aside for whatever their affliction is...gambling, drugs, anger issues, grades, rape or sa, guns, take your pick. They aren't "treated" for a condition...they are told to get fucked and NEXT. Which is probably the way it should be. Texas Tech is not Woodland Hills Recovery so that whole spin on this shit seems a bit of a stretch. Who wants to bet that this kid will have an amazing recovery in about two months...completely cured.
Quote from: Hogworth Ballington III on Jun 10, 2026, 06:03 PMThat's actually a damn good response. I still don't think the kid should play, but the AD put about as good a spin on it as you can.
Our ad would bumblefuck his way to dipshitsville. Can we hire their ad?
Gambling on your own team is kind of one of those fundamental things that strikes at the heart of the integrity and legitimacy of the game. A rapist can play and it doesn't actually impact the game itself. But if a kid is betting on his own team, then he is possibly point shaving and or doing other things that directly impact the game on the field. No sport can survive if that is allowed.
https://x.com/playoffjimmy_/status/2064800945301536881?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Does Brian Kelly speak "Memfis Skrert" or is he a Foghorn Leghorn one trick phony?
Unpaid consultant? That's fucking insulting but didn't Bert do this a few years?
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Jun 11, 2026, 09:39 AMUnpaid consultant? That's fucking insulting but didn't Bert do this a few years?
He is probably "unpaid" in the same way that top college players were "unpaid" before it became official.
https://x.com/genetics56/status/2065096817805500489?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Is Sorsby facing federal charges?
Texas Tech is really really trying to be a turd in the punch bowl. I like it though. They are making sure they will not be included in any future super conference.
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Jun 11, 2026, 12:42 PMTexas Tech is really really trying to be a turd in the punch bowl. I like it though. They are making sure they will not be included in any future super conference.
It would be absolutely hilarious if there was a breakaway and Tech was left holding their dicks all because they sold their soul to rent a mid QB for 5 months.
Quote from: Feral on Jun 11, 2026, 04:00 PMIt would be absolutely hilarious if there was a breakaway and Tech was left holding their dicks all because they sold their soul to rent a mid QB for 5 months.
Sir they are in the people helpin business. Gambling is a certified illness.
I can not believe a judge honestly believes that someone should not be allowed to suffer because of the consequences of an action they did multiple times.
I did not realize that being a member of a team and playing in games is a right and not a privilege.
But then college athletics is in the mess it is because schools don't want to abide by the rules that they as members of the NCAA made and approved. Meanwhile the conferences got all the power I.e. tv money without having to deal with rule enforcement. 20 years ago no one knew who the conference commissioner was.
In granting the temporary injunction, Curry wrote on behalf of the court that "Applicant has demonstrated he will suffer a probably, imminent, and irreparable injury if the court does not grant this temporary injunction because he will be unable to participate as a member of Texas Tech's 2026 football team, including Texas Tech's 2026 football season and:
"1. Benefit from the elite coaching, training resources, camaraderie, and regimen that only being a member of a Division I football team can provide.
"2. Build the skills necessary to maximize his own success during the college football season, as well as that of Texas Tech's football team and each of its players, and
"3. Make an informed decision regarding whether to enter the 2026 NFL Supplemental Draft."
It's more unbelievable to me that it isn't a federal crime to bet on games in which you have direct influence over AND consequences are thrown out the window and actions dismissed because of a mental health issue related to having a gambling addiction. WTF?
Quote from: BleedinRed on Jun 12, 2026, 02:08 AMIt's more unbelievable to me that it isn't a federal crime to bet on games in which you have direct influence over AND consequences are thrown out the window and actions dismissed because of a mental health issue related to having a gambling addiction. WTF?
That's like saying guy is a serial killer but it's okay...he has a mental illness.
I mean this is a big deal. College football in some ways is hanging by a thread anyway. All you need are fans to suspect that games are actively being fixed by players who are betting on them and that's it. From then on every boneheaded play, dropped pass, and late game score against a weak sister becomes evidence of fixing in the eyes of fans who then will regard it as no more interesting than professional wrestling. And if this one guy who BY HIS OWN ADMISSION not only gambled on college football but his own team's games gets to play, how do you ever keep anyone else out?
The conferences either draw a hard line or this is truly the beginning of the end even though it might take a bit to play out.
Quote from: animal on Jun 12, 2026, 06:09 AMThat's like saying guy is a serial killer but it's okay...he has a mental illness.
It's like taking Ted Bundy and putting him in charge of a sorority house.
Quote from: BASS on Jun 10, 2026, 06:45 PMOur ad would bumblefuck his way to dipshitsville. Can we hire their ad?
I wish, but we are Arkansas and we are not a "win at all cost progam".
I love his paragraph on iNteGrItY.
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Jun 12, 2026, 09:32 AMThe conferences either draw a hard line or this is truly the beginning of the end even though it might take a bit to play out.
This is why I don't think a breakaway by the Big Ten and SEC (and subsequent super league) would work out.
It's *really* difficult to inject uniformity, standards and governance when something is already in process and out of control vs. early in the process when something is growing organically.
The poison pill is the booster. It's not a situation like with the NFL where you have one owner for each team. For the most part, college programs have multiple boosters, and right they are running amok.
Plus, how would collective bargaining even work? How are you going to collectively bargain with a group of players whose eligibility is finite?
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Jun 12, 2026, 09:32 AMFrom then on every boneheaded play, dropped pass, and late game score against a weak sister becomes evidence of fixing in the eyes of fans...
Hmmm, who's had more of those than us?
https://x.com/tommarslaw/status/2066524247070019939?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Again, it is insane to me that Texas Tech is effectively mortgaging their future for a guy who threw for 2800 yards last year and went 12-12 at Cincinnati.
They've gone to the mattresses for him in a way that you would only do for guys like Cam Newton, Mayfield, or Burrow.
Like I said earlier in this thread, it would be hilarious if this is the move that ultimately costs them a spot in a breakaway super league.
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Jun 15, 2026, 10:27 AMhttps://x.com/tommarslaw/status/2066524247070019939?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
That'll leave a mark.
it's perfectly legal under all it's members state laws to allow the b12 to enforce its rules. now other state attorney generals say they are willing to join the case if asked.
what the texass ag was thinking in getting on the wrong side of this, i have no idea. incredibly stupid move. (of course the sand aggie billionaire being a big donor to him probably had a lot to do with it).
sorsby will enter the supplemental draft.
I didn't know law firms filed suits. Who is the client?
Interesting timing, eh?
the whole thing was going to turn into a huge legal hairball. the narrative will be that the kid didn't want to be a distraction (some truth to it i'm sure), but i think the school reached the point that they knew it wasn't worth it going to court with the conference.
Why on earth would an NFL team take a chance on him? Talk about being radioactive.
Quote from: Cornhogio on Jun 15, 2026, 08:36 PMWhy on earth would an NFL team take a chance on him? Talk about being radioactive.
Cleveland needs fresh bodies for the meat grinder.
Quote from: Cornhogio on Jun 15, 2026, 08:36 PMWhy on earth would an NFL team take a chance on him? Talk about being radioactive.
Will be interesting to see what happens here. The NFL has generally always taken gambling very seriously and rightfully so. That being said I think we are coming at this from more of a boomer standpoint where as a lot of the younger fans probably give zero fricks about this. Best guess is he'll be taken probably later in the supplemental draft by a team willing to take a chance on him...anyone with a QB aging out (Pittsburgh)....RAMS (assuming stafford is still playing)....it'll be a place where he wouldn't be expected to come in a compete for a job right away. I kind of doubt anyone wastes a high pick on a guy that has some huge publically known issues going on. I think his draft grade was gonna be 2nd to 4th rounder type...don't know that he was considered 1st rounder but then again a lot of that goes to present needs and what's available.
Also and oh btw the NFL could potentially suspend this guy for a year right out of the box just to drive home a point.
I don't think anyone gives a shit that he was gambling. I think a great many take issue with him gambling on his own team and games. I don't understand how that doesn't rise to a federal crime.
The injunction is what hurt Sorsby the most.
If he doesn't go that route, he could've played the addiction and recovery card and potentially gotten on with a team.
The injunction and shitstorm that followed - which basically tore college football apart and left Tech a mess - made him untouchable.
Their billionaire owner/donor tried to bully the rest of the Big 12 and college football with threats of vastly expensive litigation. It backfired when state governments began to get involved. He escalated and bet that the Big 12 would back down, instead they escalated too.
What is a little unclear is whether Tech backed down in the end or Soresby simply said "I'm out". It's quite possible he didn't want to be in limbo and become more of a pariah than he already was. Also, he did in fact commit some federal crimes and the increased attention would make him a lightning rod. The ultimate escalation would be for him to be prosecuted. It may be that he wanted to try to avoid that and get on with his life.
I'll be honest, I was hoping he'd play this year. The shitshow would have been spectacular, and it would've been interesting to have seen whether the team would've unraveled the minute he fumbles, throws a bad pick, or throws the ball away on 3rd down.
It was fun to see quite literally the entirety of the sports world united against Texas Tech.
It would've made Texas Tech games appointment viewing. I would've hate-watched every game.
Quote from: BleedinRed on Jun 16, 2026, 08:05 AMI don't think anyone gives a shit that he was gambling. I think a great many take issue with him gambling on his own team and games. I don't understand how that doesn't rise to a federal crime.
How do you feel about enabling a opioid addicted player by supplying him fentanyl? He's not a kid placing a few bets. It's like 9000 that are known. Bet over $90k ( hope the irs looks into his winnings). He is a degenerate gambling addict. He will likely relapse as it's a seriously hard addiction to kick. Tech and the judge were enabling this putz in his addiction with that injunction. He needs to skip the draft and focus on recovery. Art Schlicter 2.0.
Quote from: Texzilla on Jun 18, 2026, 09:44 PMHow do you feel about enabling a opioid addicted player by supplying him fentanyl? He's not a kid placing a few bets. It's like 9000 that are known. Bet over $90k ( hope the irs looks into his winnings). He is a degenerate gambling addict. He will likely relapse as it's a seriously hard addiction to kick. Tech and the judge were enabling this putz in his addiction with that injunction. He needs to skip the draft and focus on recovery. Art Schlicter 2.0.
Well, an opioid addicted player who is taking fentanyl will probably have his play affected. That wouldn't be ideal and he should be punished.
His addiction, if it is an addiction, has no bearing on his play so long as he isn't betting on his own team.
Quote from: vegashog on Jun 15, 2026, 07:52 PMsorsby will enter the supplemental draft.
So far he hasn't filed as supposedly his attorneys are lobbying Goodell. With the Big12 lawsuit Tech told Sorsby he would not play a down this season and told him to leave.
The league has some issues. This isn't a kid placing a few bets. This is a severe gambling addict who placed thousands of bets over the past couple years, who had an elaborate network of friends and family to spread his exposure out.
The league is now highly dependent on funds from various gambling operations and sites. It has strict rules because the integrity of the game is required for the gambling industry to thrive; if it looks like wwe no one bets.
Sports betting is the growth addiction on campus. No one talks about it. It's an insidious addiction and very hard to kick. Most treatment joints focused on booze and dope don't deal with gambling. Lots of folks don't understand how terrible it is and media has downplayed the Sorsby addiction. He went to a treatment center. And it's almost 100% he will relapse.
I worked for a guy with a highly addictive personality. Went from alcohol, to Coke, to sex to heroin to food. I was with him in Vegas at a casino bar. He was drinking a Diet Coke while we waited on a dinner reservation. He put $20 in a video poker machine and won $4k. It was immediate. Back home he started taking his wife to casinos on weekends. She became an addict as well. They lost their house, jobs, their marriage. He kicked everything but gambling.
Quote from: BleedinRed on Jun 18, 2026, 09:57 PMWell, an opioid addicted player who is taking fentanyl will probably have his play affected. That wouldn't be ideal and he should be punished.
His addiction, if it is an addiction, has no bearing on his play so long as he isn't betting on his own team.
Quote from: BleedinRed on Jun 18, 2026, 09:57 PMWell, an opioid addicted player who is taking fentanyl will probably have his play affected. That wouldn't be ideal and he should be punished.
His addiction, if it is an addiction, has no bearing on his play so long as he isn't betting on his own team.
I don't think you get it. Degenerate gamblers tend to get their dick in a vise. They rack up huge debts. And here he will have to be on the down low so dealing with bookies instead of traceable electronic sites. So it might have zero to do with placing bets on his own team. It might be taking a fall, with a fumble or Int at the wrong time, to clear a debt. It's a serious problem and why gambling is a lifetime ban.
As fucked up as college sports are now, allowing sports gambling is the dumbest threat yet to the whole thing. Just make it the wwe.
To be clear, I'm not arguing it should be allowed. I'm simply saying gambling on sports isnt necessarily the same as taking fentanyl.
My prescription...
Treatment carry thru 2026 into 27
Draft Prep for 2027
Wash, Rinse, Repeat outrage
Probably still hits the commissioners list for 27
Teams will be more likely to take a chance on him as a late round pick in 27 when a lot of those picks are garbage picks anyway. This gives him time to rebuild his image as a "changed man" etc. Maybe even actually get him help if he's surrounded by people who take it seriously. Pretty safe bet college football is not going to let this guy back in though.
As far as the NCAA goes, gambling is WORSE than taking fentanyl. As it should be. It's about the integrity of the game itself, not the well being of nor morals of the individual players.
not to mention the actual crimes he and those close to him committed.
he funnelled over $60k to people to make bets while he was a minor. did the same while he was in texass which is illegal regardless of age. finally, he could have to deal with fanduel and whatever other platforms he used.
He might as well move on to full time gambling. His football playing days are over. No way in hell does he get signed by a pro team.
Where does a HS and college student get this kind of money to gamble? Oh right, another side effect of NIL.
I gambled for about one semester in college, consistently lost to the tune of a few hundred dollars, and got out of the "losing money" business forever.
One of college football's most lucrative transfer portal acquisitions has turned into a staggering $2 million disaster for the University of Tennessee.
https://www.dailymail.com/sport/college-football/article-15934931/tennessee-chaz-coleman-football-cut.html
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Jun 27, 2026, 02:20 PMOne of college football's most lucrative transfer portal acquisitions has turned into a staggering $2 million disaster for the University of Tennessee.
https://www.dailymail.com/sport/college-football/article-15934931/tennessee-chaz-coleman-football-cut.html
I'm smelling bi-polar or other mental condition (or gay), pressure getting to the kid.
We really haven't yet seen the long term impact having millions of dollars thrown at you without really having to earn a penny of it does to the mental state of some of these guys.
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Jun 27, 2026, 02:20 PMOne of college football's most lucrative transfer portal acquisitions has turned into a staggering $2 million disaster for the University of Tennessee.
https://www.dailymail.com/sport/college-football/article-15934931/tennessee-chaz-coleman-football-cut.html
"It remains entirely unknown how much of the original $2 million valuation was already paid out to the athlete before the university moved to terminate the contract."
This blows my mind. Why on earth would NIL be paid up front.
Quote from: BleedinRed on Jun 27, 2026, 04:31 PM"It remains entirely unknown how much of the original $2 million valuation was already paid out to the athlete before the university moved to terminate the contract."
This blows my mind. Why on earth would NIL be paid up front.
I'm sure the keed's agents are making cash up front a requirement before they sign these days.
The college sports deserves to collapse.
Part of me likes that this new system has already produced a championship for a program that was nowhere sniffing a natty 2 or 3 years ago. It also angers me that we still have fuck heads in charge of our program preaching about "what it looks like" and other boomer level thinking.
think a lot of us on here were saying we needed to get out in front of this because it was an opportunity to find some new leverage but instead the leadership pissed it's pants not knowing how to fund it, hiring the wrong people, getting outside help from the wrong firms etc. 100 percent of that goes on HY's docket but somehow he escapes blame the way he disappears when we're losing.
Kinda like this naming rights thing where the prior naming rights agreement ended like a year ago? I assume the school hasn't seen a penny since then...seems like a revenue stream worth pursuing....2 years ago, but with inflation that 5 mil per now is gonna be better than the whatever the fuck it would have been 2 years ago so the slow slugs in suits fell in a mud hole and came up holding 100 dollar bills. IDK
But hey lets keep feeding guys that haven't pissed a drop millions because that seems like an excellent business plan.
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Jun 27, 2026, 06:08 PMI'm sure the keed's agents are making cash up front a requirement before they sign these days.
They're getting paid up front just to take visits in some cases.
Rodney Hill hit the portal and landed at Savannah State
Quote from: buff2.0 on Jul 04, 2026, 01:28 PMRodney Hill hit the portal and landed at Savannah State
ouch
And now the SEC issues a statement saying basically the league does not approve of the pro players coming back to college. Well fine-- do something about it. Forfeit games that those guys play in, or at least don't count them for league standings. Nothing the courts could do about that.
This is much akin to the Rino's writing "strongly-worded" letters to people.
DO SOMETHING!
Quote from: jdcatty on Aug 24, 2026, 10:16 PMAnd now the SEC issues a statement saying basically the league does not approve of the pro players coming back to college. Well fine-- do something about it. Forfeit games that those guys play in, or at least don't count them for league standings. Nothing the courts could do about that.
This is much akin to the Rino's writing "strongly-worded" letters to people.
DO SOMETHING!
That's how I read it...some people are saying they've put the hammer down. I think it's telling certain member institutions (LSU) this isn't cool no matter if you found a loop hole or not. Really any of the 5th year guys shouldn't be able to play but since we got two or three then hell lets roll with it. I don't think we should be grabbing dudes off the practice squad though that's really crossing the line.
This is pretty funny:
https://x.com/EllisAndrew_/status/2092244286452416712
and exactly right.
all p4 conferences are expected to pass this kind of rule today apparently.
yes it will go to court but if they make the issue all about conferences being able to police their own members, i think it's a little different than just the eligibility stuff these judges are ruling on.
Bringing back NFL players is not fair to existing college players. The leagues are going to get sued either way: by a former player now in an NFL camp but getting cut who is looking to make some money playing another college year, versus a player already enrolled in college who gets cut from the team to make room on the roster limit for a 5th-year NFL player.
I think they'd rather defend the right of the college kid over the guy who turned pro and now wants to come back for a cash grab, rather than an NFL practice squad for the league minimum, the UFL, Europe, or an arena league.
with 105 scholarships available for football, it's not them that are getting their schollies taken away. from what i have read it's the non-revenue guys/gals that are being told they are sol even tho they are enrolled and attending classes. the whole thing is fucked up and some of these state judges have to be getting kick backs.
so we lose Wooden? He tried out for the NFL but didn't get picked up.
lose both of the guys we signed that week. that was because of the fed circuit court getting a stay on the colorado ruling that made them eligible.
i guess an arkansas state judge could make a ruling if a case is brought.
Quote from: Spiderham on Aug 25, 2026, 10:41 AMBringing back NFL players is not fair to existing college players. The leagues are going to get sued either way: by a former player now in an NFL camp but getting cut who is looking to make some money playing another college year, versus a player already enrolled in college who gets cut from the team to make room on the roster limit for a 5th-year NFL player.
I think they'd rather defend the right of the college kid over the guy who turned pro and now wants to come back for a cash grab, rather than an NFL practice squad for the league minimum, the UFL, Europe, or an arena league.
They would rather win championships because that brings in $$$s. They don't care about the individual player.
Seems like most high school kids would then probably go to a smaller school for a couple of years and see how things go. No matter how talented they are. Why go up against ex pros and get killed or ride the bench?
https://x.com/RealRobReinhart/status/2092069447603196285
I don't believe the SEC has guts enough to actually do this, but they should. I hope I am wrong.
Quote from: vegashog on Aug 25, 2026, 10:51 AMwith 105 scholarships available for football
When was that increased from 85 to 105? I must have missed that.
Quote from: arreferee on Aug 25, 2026, 02:09 PMWhen was that increased from 85 to 105? I must have missed that.
A couple years ago but SEC schools agreed to cap it around 80 so as to not have to pay that many players. At least I think that's right.
think they agreed to keep it at 85 for a couple of years to let current walk-ons age out, so to speak
Quote from: jdcatty on Aug 25, 2026, 02:09 PMhttps://x.com/RealRobReinhart/status/2092069447603196285
I don't believe the SEC has guts enough to actually do this, but they should. I hope I am wrong.
Add that twitter account to your list of parodies to ignore.
Quote from: vegashog on Aug 25, 2026, 03:46 PMthink they agreed to keep it at 85 for a couple of years to let current walk-ons age out, so to speak
That makes more sense than what I pulled out of my ass.
https://x.com/rossdellenger/status/2092384141488620017
Be interesting to see how Sankey enforces it.
It feels like a decade ago that we all hated Texas Tech for bringing in the gambler.
No Kenny Rogers jokes necessary.
we just signed a former All-American safety? wut
https://www.nwahomepage.com/sports/pig-trail-nation/arkansas-adds-liberty-all-america-safety-brylan-green-to-current-squad/
Quote from: buff2.0 on Aug 25, 2026, 06:41 PMIt feels like a decade ago that we all hated Texas Tech for bringing in the gambler.
No Kenny Rogers jokes necessary.
Think Kiffin is having a meeting this evening with his lawyers and AD?
Quote from: buff2.0 on Aug 25, 2026, 06:41 PMIt feels like a decade ago that we all hated Texas Tech for bringing in the gambler.
No Kenny Rogers jokes necessary.
The entire thing is absurd and getting worse every day.
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Aug 25, 2026, 06:47 PMwe just signed a former All-American safety? wut
https://www.nwahomepage.com/sports/pig-trail-nation/arkansas-adds-liberty-all-america-safety-brylan-green-to-current-squad/
Unlike any of our returning defenders, he's actually beaten a SEC team in our stadium.
Quote from: jdcatty on Aug 25, 2026, 06:23 PMhttps://x.com/rossdellenger/status/2092384141488620017
Be interesting to see how Sankey enforces it.
In two to five years they will reverse it.
i don't see it getting reversed at all. nobody wants the current situation.
nfl cuts are coming on the 30th. that's going to be an interesting couple of days.
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Aug 25, 2026, 06:47 PMwe just signed a former All-American safety? wut
https://www.nwahomepage.com/sports/pig-trail-nation/arkansas-adds-liberty-all-america-safety-brylan-green-to-current-squad/
(Almost) game week free agency.
Ain't the Wild West fun?
Quote from: vegashog on Aug 25, 2026, 07:13 PMi don't see it getting reversed at all. nobody wants the current situation.
nfl cuts are coming on the 30th. that's going to be an interesting couple of days.
No one likes it, but the old days of "college football" are gone. These are paid professionals.
A Premier League is inevitable with contracts and a CBA.
Sucks, but it is only a matter of time.
Quote from: HogOfWar on Aug 25, 2026, 07:07 PMIn two to five years they will reverse it.
Hell, they may reverse it before the weekend is over.
Quote from: jdcatty on Aug 25, 2026, 08:42 PMHell, they may reverse it before the weekend is over.
If someone is going to Ohio State, you are probably right.
https://x.com/bobbywilson1004/status/2092384684638359917?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Can we just end LSU for good
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Aug 26, 2026, 01:41 PMhttps://x.com/bobbywilson1004/status/2092384684638359917?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Can we just end LSU for good
It's pretty telling that their university president voted with the other 15 to support Sankey in preventing pros from playing college sports.
Kiffin couldn't handle the pressure of being a face. He's been desperately waiting for his chance to make a heel turn again.
lsu president actually abstained, lol.
Lolz if kiffin is suspended before even coaching his first game at lsu.
If only LSU had Jeff Long as AD.
LSU is a menace
https://x.com/csmithmedia/status/2092660668235161773?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Quote from: Barton Fink on Aug 26, 2026, 02:16 PMIf only LSU had Jeff Long as AD.
The Jeff Long that hired an employee and then fired the football coach for banging her?
Or the "strippers on family night" Jeff Long?
I obviously missed Family night.
Quote from: Barton Fink on Aug 26, 2026, 04:18 PMI obviously missed Family night.
That was at Kansas
fun fact. long's daughter, christina, has a heisman vote.
ESPN is fucking up college football!!
https://share.google/WyYBi6aGHJdhstF6G
QuoteESPN will no longer show the BottomLine ticker on regular season games that are broadcast on ABC, ACC Network, the main ESPN, ESPN2, ESPNU, ESPNews, and the SEC Network.
"We're always looking for ways to better serve sports fans. By removing the BottomLine during live action, we're creating a cleaner presentation that keeps the focus where it belongs: on the field," an ESPN spokesman told Front Office Sports.
"One of the most recognizable, and sometimes controversial, features that college football fans have seen when watching games on ESPN networks is set to go away."
Sometime controversial? I didn't realize the watching public was divided on that small scrolling graphics that let us all know what was going on real time with other games.
I'm upset I missed an opportunity to get in on the debate over it all!
At least when we get shit stomped in the early games the whole nation won't be reminded every couple of minutes for the rest of the day.
Would anyone be surprised if that space was replaced by ads?
Quote from: Cornhogio on Aug 27, 2026, 05:51 AMAt least when we get shit stomped in the early games the whole nation won't be reminded every couple of minutes for the rest of the day.
Would anyone be surprised if that space was replaced by ads?
I think you missed the part where it's going to have annoying pop ups every time someone scores.
Haven't had a Grylls meme in awhile
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fcs season starts tonight. most all the games are on espn+.
a couple of ex hogs, james jointer and joey su'a are starting for the purple bears.
Quote from: Cornhogio on Aug 27, 2026, 05:51 AMAt least when we get shit stomped in the early games the whole nation won't be reminded every couple of minutes for the rest of the day.
Would anyone be surprised if that space was replaced by ads?
not at all. ESPN just wants more money I would bet they already have pop up ads on the bottom already in place for the first week. Fuck them
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Aug 27, 2026, 09:10 AMnot at all. ESPN just wants more money I would bet they already have pop up ads on the bottom already in place for the first week. Fuck them
Probably Draft Kings odds for games to bet on.
Quote from: HogOfWar on Aug 27, 2026, 10:03 AMProbably Draft Kings odds for games to bet on.
Live odds and prop bets during the game you're watching.
For only $99 a season you can upgrade to the ESPN Double Plus Good plan with the exclusive scrolling score bar at the bottom on your screen.
Quote from: Third_down_draw on Aug 27, 2026, 10:35 AMFor only $99 a season you can upgrade to the ESPN Double Plus Good plan with the exclusive scrolling score bar at the bottom on your screen.
This hits too close to home. This week I saw a $140 charge go through my bank acct for something called "espn print subscription." Wtf is that?
Quote from: Hogworth Ballington III on Aug 27, 2026, 11:25 AMThis hits too close to home. This week I saw a $140 charge go through my bank acct for something called "espn print subscription." Wtf is that?
you prob got a promo free last year for eapn magazine and now they are charging you after the deal expired. Lolz
https://x.com/rcb05/status/2092980585362841904?
Fansville is quick on the uptake
It's all retarded and everyone involved should be shot, taxidermied, and shot into space.
https://x.com/danwolken/status/2093102365926703126
This guy is good.
UCA is playing UT Martin on ESPN+ if ur desperate
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Aug 27, 2026, 06:41 PMUCA is playing UT Martin on ESPN+ if ur desperate
Apparently, I is!
4 min to halftime and UCA has a 13-10 edge.
Edit to add: 19-17 Bears at the half
tv schedule for the season. maybe get this stickied?
https://lsufootball.net/tvschedule.htm
Quote from: jethro on Aug 27, 2026, 07:40 PMApparently, I is!
4 min to halftime and UCA has a 13-10 edge.
Edit to add: 19-17 Bears at the half
I am that desperate also. The UCA qb is pretty good.
Underdog Bears win 36-24!
I'm gonna be cheering for the underdogs almost every Saturday.
Quote from: jethro on Aug 27, 2026, 09:37 PMUnderdog Bears win 36-24!
Purple Bruins power!
I literally grew up on the ASTC/SCA/UCA campus. Still hate the Wonder Boys! ;D
Quote from: vegashog on Aug 27, 2026, 08:54 PMtv schedule for the season. maybe get this stickied?
https://lsufootball.net/tvschedule.htm
I've had that bookmarked since 2009.
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So when everyone plays their first game do we even know who the fuck is eligible? Do we care?
https://x.com/walexander/status/2093430577948950908?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Aug 28, 2026, 12:34 PMSo when everyone plays their first game do we even know who the fuck is eligible? Do we care?
Depends if we lose or not.
Quote from: vegashog on Aug 27, 2026, 08:54 PMtv schedule for the season. maybe get this stickied?
https://lsufootball.net/tvschedule.htm
Yes please! Dat's dey one...DAT'S DEY ONE!
wild finish to game from last night:
Did Villanova get a bunch of Arkansas transfers.
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Aug 29, 2026, 05:59 AMwild finish to game from last night:
If you ever visit the Williamsburg area, you should take time to stroll through the W&M campus; it's beautiful and filled with historic sites and buildings. They play sound football in a competitive league and the games are usually entertaining. We lived about 45 minutes away and would occasionally take in a game.
Seems ESPN has done a 180 on Bobby Petrino, they now love him and are singing his praises on the pre-game show!
What changed?
Quote from: FNG on Aug 29, 2026, 07:44 AMIf you ever visit the Williamsburg area, you should take time to stroll through the W&M campus; it's beautiful and filled with historic sites and buildings. They play sound football in a competitive league and the games are usually entertaining. We lived about 45 minutes away and would occasionally take in a game.
this is one of the most beautiful campuses I've visited
Less than a minute away from the first Saturday of the season. We're back, boys!
Quote from: mde114 on Aug 29, 2026, 09:21 AMSeems ESPN has done a 180 on Bobby Petrino, they now love him and are singing his praises on the pre-game show!
What changed?
Not coaching us, working for Belichick the GOAT
Bobby might try to fire Bill this season
Is Petrino calling plays from the booth?
I hope Chris Hansen doesn't read the woopigs. These comments sound pulled from a game thread.
a6cdf3ffdd9d7769c7a7691edd18d782.mp4
https://www.facebook.com/share/1EpDqMJAhT/
SEC Country posted on Facebook that the SEC will comply with Judges order to let former NFL players play on SEC teams
The SEC: "Hey so we all voted that NFL players can't play on SEC teams."
Also the SEC: "Hey so some judge told us to sit down when we pee, so we're going to do that now."
To be honest, the NFL rejects playing college ball doesn't bother me much.
They're not good enough to make a roster, and an admission that the coach going after them has holes in their team. See Kiffen and us.
You could argue that bringing them in now is weakness, and will further disrupt team chemistry with guys on the team.
I see it as a net negative for Kiffen.
Bobby pulled out the wheel route and the UNC QB missed an easy TD pass.
Edit: And then the kicker sends the FG attempt into the 3rd row down the sidelines.
Every offense struggles under Bobby during the first game or two. Until they get real game film and a few more weeks understanding shit. I'm not sure how good tcu is, but neither team look like they belong in the top 25.
TCU QB could have picked up that 2 yds by running it. Lol
Lincoln riley never goes under center, unless it's a qb sneak. And he's right to. That shotgun QB run on 3rd and half a yard is just fucking retarded.
Thank you to the invention of multiview.
Golf championship, NFL preseason. And two college games at the same time.
Lol 2nd and 12 play action to slam the first nail in to the coffin
Quote from: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2026, 02:18 PMLol 2nd and 12 play action to slam the first nail in to the coffin
Great call
So a player signaling first down is unsportsmanlike conduct, but putting both arms up in the direction of the first down is ok. Makes sense.
Nm
Feels like two 6-6 teams flew to dublin to square off.
Quote from: FNG on Aug 29, 2026, 07:44 AMIf you ever visit the Williamsburg area, you should take time to stroll through the W&M campus; it's beautiful and filled with historic sites and buildings. They play sound football in a competitive league and the games are usually entertaining. We lived about 45 minutes away and would occasionally take in a game.
I went there with my daughter years ago. Great historic area.
I don't think TCU is gonna be very good and everyone is gonna jump on the chapel bill bandwagon.
Let the overreactions begin!
Slapfight in Charlottesville! Acc football it just means meh
The best
https://x.com/Super70sSports/status/2093787044526817526/video/1?s=61
Usc is doing what they are supposed to do.
Maivia looks good at QB.
Damn. Dude scored a TD and then had "seizure-like symptoms" on the sideline.
https://x.com/HaroldRKuntz3/status/2093791843268112828?s=20
Virginia looks like a good football team
Man that is awful. Feel for the family.
is Jewell a college?
The number of fans in the stands at usc is awful. Embarrassing for a school like that.
Good thing we don't have a North Dakota State on the schedule.
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Aug 29, 2026, 04:04 PMis Jewell a college?
Maybe William Jewell? Edit...yes. I think that's in the KC area
Florida State playing on the CW? weird
N Alabama just kicked off against Samford if you wanna see next week's opponent
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Aug 29, 2026, 06:03 PMFlorida State playing on the CW? weird
And looking pretty fucking mediocre
Quote from: BASS on Aug 29, 2026, 06:42 PMAnd looking pretty fucking mediocre
I used to count Norvell as yet another coach with Arkansas ties that we missed on, especially during their undefeated season.
Scratch that.
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Aug 29, 2026, 06:15 PMN Alabama just kicked off against Samford if you wanna see next week's opponent
What channel?
Quote from: Feral on Aug 29, 2026, 06:59 PMI used to count Norvell as yet another coach with Arkansas ties that we missed on, especially during their undefeated season.
Scratch that.
They beat Alabama last year! I mean, if you stop counting everything that happened after that, it's a pretty good season.
It's been two years since that fan said he'd eat dog shit if they lost to Boston College.
Quote from: Feral on Aug 29, 2026, 06:59 PMI used to count Norvell as yet another coach with Arkansas ties that we missed on, especially during their undefeated season.
Scratch that.
Those ex Memphis coaches usually suck.
Oh damn. :stache:
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Aug 29, 2026, 06:03 PMFlorida State playing on the CW? weird
Really screwed up a previously scheduled Gilmore Girls marathon weekend.
Go Bows!
College football is the best!
https://x.com/brett_mcmurphy/status/2093886512911810814?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
I just turned it over to the UNLV game before it went to commercial. Is Tom Brando the call. Feels like forever thankfully since I heard him call a game.
The white claw commercial looks gay as fuck.
There have been a lot of commercials. This is what is going to make it hard to watch these late games like ours vs Utah.
Anyone else see the LB for TCU today? His name is Dillon Arkansas. I don't remember ever hearing of someone with the last name of Arkansas
Charles Huff just wins. Nice takedown of UNLV.
Quote from: DrMongoose on Aug 30, 2026, 12:48 AMCharles Huff just wins. Nice takedown of UNLV.
That's what happens when you disturb the ghost of Elvis pretending he was a UNLV fan.
Quote from: DrMongoose on Aug 30, 2026, 12:48 AMCharles Huff just wins. Nice takedown of UNLV.
I thought both teams looked pretty decent. UNLV's qb looked solid but Memphis started getting to him late. I think they'd both beat us.
unlv oline had no conditioning. gave up four sacks in the 4th quarter alone. playing indoors.
edit. that was a different game.
https://x.com/tommarslaw/status/2093858682735890837
I really hope he's correct, and I assume he probably is based off his track record.
The comedians are now doing serious videos. This is what college athletics has become... He's not wrong.
https://youtu.be/WD5eUhDtGeA?si=CD45QVNDxudzEEwu
Quote from: vegashog on Aug 30, 2026, 07:27 AMunlv oline had no conditioning. gave up four sacks in the 4th quarter alone. playing indoors.
edit. that was a different game.
It was some great analysis though for something!
yeah, after the edit the post didn't make much sense.
the part about unlv online was true, but it wasn't mullen that went for a fourth and long in the third quarter.
Quote from: TC on Aug 29, 2026, 10:21 PMAnyone else see the LB for TCU today? His name is Dillon Arkansas. I don't remember ever hearing of someone with the last name of Arkansas
what about Arkansas dave?
Quote from: TC on Aug 29, 2026, 10:21 PMAnyone else see the LB for TCU today? His name is Dillon Arkansas. I don't remember ever hearing of someone with the last name of Arkansas
He has a brother (DJ) who plays LB for Rice.
Quote from: FNG on Aug 30, 2026, 08:24 PMHe has a brother (DJ) who plays LB for Rice.
Holy shit it's true. A pair of linebacker brothers with the last name, Arkansas. One at TCU and the other at Rice.
We would have recruited them but was afraid Missouri would just scoop them up.
https://x.com/nextroundlive/status/2094488691708244303?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
It's serious.
https://x.com/rossdellenger/status/2094484095606607896?s=46
My favorite quote on this.
https://x.com/rossdellenger/status/2094499541412163943?s=46
Can they really do anything other than kick lsu out of the league and is that even legal considering the current judges ruling?
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Aug 31, 2026, 02:46 PMCan they really do anything other than kick lsu out of the league and is that even legal considering the current judges ruling?
Ultimately I think they can kind of do whatever they want. If it goes far enough I would expect state AGs, legislatures, and governors to get involved...if everyone decides to get into a dick measuring contest. I don't think it is a fight LSU can win no matter what legal decisions they might get. If the SEC hangs tough, LSU will fold like TT did unless they get butthurt and decide to go down in flames.
I'm good with kicking LSU out. But do we have to take someone else?
I think the SEC better ask ESPN how they feel about losing one of the top 3 teams from their billion dollar contract.
Quote from: mde114 on Aug 31, 2026, 03:32 PMI think the SEC better ask ESPN how they feel about losing one of the top 3 teams from their billion dollar contract.
fuck espn
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Aug 31, 2026, 03:33 PMfuck espn
This. UNC to the red courtesy phone. Or Clemson. Potato, podildo.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Aug 31, 2026, 03:40 PMThis. UNC to the red courtesy phone. Or Clemson. Potato, podildo.
or maybe we just kick out Missouri I don't know why we have them in to begin with
Quote from: mde114 on Aug 31, 2026, 03:32 PMI think the SEC better ask ESPN how they feel about losing one of the top 3 teams from their billion dollar contract.
Meh. LSU isn't that popular nationally. It's still a small, impoverished, mostly shitty state. New Orleans is the top TV market in that state coming in at #53 nationally (#19 in SEC footprint). Little Rock is #56 (#20 in SEC) for reference. They do also add Shreveport at #84 and Baton Rouge at #95.
ESPN would probably work to broker a settlement though just to keep the peace (and for exclusive rights to the negotiations).
https://x.com/RedditCFB/status/2094443615778967649/photo/1
If I'm reading this right, and I'd like to think I am...the bottom 1/3 of the state are ULM/LA Tech fans, the top eastern 1/3 are Red Wolf/Memphis fans, Missouri St fans take up a sliver of the north and only 1/3 of the state are Arkansas fans?
Have things gotten that bad?
https://x.com/no3sports/status/2094517880633122995?s=46
Quote from: BleedinRed on Aug 31, 2026, 03:48 PMhttps://x.com/RedditCFB/status/2094443615778967649/photo/1
If I'm reading this right, and I'd like to think I am...the bottom 1/3 of the state are ULM/LA Tech fans, the top eastern 1/3 are Red Wolf/Memphis fans, Missouri St fans take up a sliver of the north and only 1/3 of the state are Arkansas fans?
Have things gotten that bad?
The hint that your thoughts as to your reading of it are in fact NOT correct are right there in the section entitled "Rules".
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Aug 31, 2026, 03:54 PMThe hint that your thoughts as to your reading of it are in fact NOT correct are right there in the section entitled "Rules".
You're right. I just saw the picture. Didn't see the underlying rules. Hell, give the county to Ecclesia College.
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Aug 31, 2026, 03:52 PMhttps://x.com/no3sports/status/2094517880633122995?s=46
You got got.
No3 Sports.
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Aug 31, 2026, 04:33 PMYou got got.
No3 Sports.
Oh well, still time for it to happen.
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Aug 31, 2026, 04:37 PMOh well, still time for it to happen.
So you weren't wrong, it just hasn't happened yet.
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Aug 31, 2026, 03:52 PMhttps://x.com/no3sports/status/2094517880633122995?s=46
we shall see...what happens if they do t play them...everyone else falls in line who plays them?
Quote from: TC on Aug 31, 2026, 05:29 PMSo you weren't wrong, it just hasn't happened yet.
Yes, it hasn't happened yet.
Quote from: TC on Aug 31, 2026, 05:29 PMSo you weren't wrong, it just hasn't happened yet.
he's never wrong fucker
Were the G league/NBA guys ruled eligible? I know there was some talk about it a while back. I'm just wondering how this is different especially if those players spent time on an NBA pre-season camp roster.
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Aug 31, 2026, 06:27 PMhe's never wrong fucker
Has it happened yet? No it hasn't.
Quote from: animal on Aug 31, 2026, 06:33 PMWere the G league/NBA guys ruled eligible? I know there was some talk about it a while back. I'm just wondering how this is different especially if those players spent time on an NBA pre-season camp roster.
I am confused. I can't keep up but all I know is Fuck LSU.
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Aug 31, 2026, 06:37 PMI am confused. I can't keep up but all I know is Fuck LSU.
Even with all of their football bs, basketball may be worse.
The average age of their expected roster is 22. One asshole is 25. Mostly European. I hope they wind up with 4 players.
Congress needs to pass the legislation that Cal has talked about.
God bless the guy who has started making this:
https://x.com/ianfortney/status/2094467870600126551?s=46
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I don't know how or why but the Budweiser Clydesdales are set to make a special appearance at the lsu game....if it happens
Also fuck this POs
https://x.com/bobbywilson1004/status/2094567956919280000?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Sep 01, 2026, 08:33 AMAlso fuck this POs
https://x.com/bobbywilson1004/status/2094567956919280000?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
In his defense, he doesn't seem to worry much about his reputation. :)
Quote from: arreferee on Sep 01, 2026, 10:07 AMIn his defense, he doesn't seem to worry much about his reputation. :)
You could almost say he don't give a damn 'bout it
He's a a fucking whore. I bet he would pair well with Erika Kirk
Quote from: Spiderham on Aug 31, 2026, 09:49 PMGod bless the guy who has started making this:
https://x.com/ianfortney/status/2094467870600126551?s=46
AA5D44CF-86D1-4C7D-8E4B-1EA90C8DB803.jpeg
Agree. My son in law texts it to me every Saturday.
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Sep 01, 2026, 10:37 AMHe's a a fucking whore. I bet he would pair well with Erika Kirk
She may be the "Ms. Freshwater"...
End of an era. Lost a good one today.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2026/09/01/buddy-stephens-last-chance-u-fired-emcc/91559568007/
Clemson can hide the fact their QB sucks for at least one more week if they forfeit
Dabo should have been calling up Brady and asking if he wanted an NCAA ring to go with the Super Bowls
Sorry for the long post but I've been looking for this for years. The website went defunct but found it on reddit...
Top 10 Reasons You Know It's College Football Season.
10) Getting into it with 'The Greatest Generation'
'Sit down.' 'We can't see the game.' 'I pay money for these seats.' 'I like Ike.'
You're bound to hear it. You're at a game. You stand up. You cheer. And, mostly, it goes by unnoticed.
Then, at some point, the grey-hairs in the back start bitching. And rightfully so. The way they see it, they didn't see their buddies die face down in the Battle of Antietam so young whippersnappers in zoot suits could stand up and act all uppity.
You pay it no mind. You glance back. Finally, the smuggled sock-bourbon forces it out of you:
'Listen old man, it's 4th and 1. Either stand up and watch, or just imagine the shit like you did during the golden era of radio.'
And before you know it, you have General Longstreet's superior officer coming at you with an AARP seat cushion like he's Sonny Corleone by an open fire hydrant.
The fight will rage on for eternity.
You'll never see eye-to-eye. And not just because he's bent over like an on-duty prostitute. Because you're from two entirely different worlds.
When you were in college, 50 Cent was a rapper. When he was in college, 50 Cent was a damn good salary.
9) Going back to campus and exaggerating how much ass you'd re-get in college
If you were still in college, you would get so much pussy.
You would smash ass at such an record-shattering pace that it would lead to televised Senate hearings. See that hot girl? You would tap it. That blonde? You would crush it. The curly-headed one? Your id just fucked the shit out of her id. Doggystyle.
'Man, do you know what I would do if I were still in college?'
If you were still in college, parents would send their daughters to school with fucking wrought-iron panties. Dads would order their daughter's va-jay-jays to retreat to Helm's Deep to avoid being ransacked by the massive armies of your cock.
Never mind real life, and all the times you went home empty-handed and jerked it to Windows-Media-Player-porn.
Nevermind all the times you got shot down in front of the entire fucking bar, took home the fatty, or got too drunk to spit game and was turned down by an army of 3 A.M. Plan B's.
Because if you could do it again, you would be fucking Pierce-Brosnan-with-the-cameras-rolling. Your dick would be so active, it would have a resume. You would fuck until '1-UP's starting popping up over your head. You would would fuck like Star Power.
Oh, and all the girls now are hotter than they were when you were there.
All of them. You have to say it. It's a rule. It has nothing to do with the fact that you're used to working in an office all day with 35-year old women with tank asses and titties that look like Zip-loc bags full of water.
21 year-old girls now are hotter than 21 year-old girls were in the ancient bygone era of 1998-2002.
Uh huh. And you could bag them all.
8) Your girlfriend/wife questioning your sanity
Somewhere between the broken remote control and you shouting repeated obscenities at a 37"-inch Samsung LCD TV, it's bound to happen.
'You're crazy.'
She's right. You are fucking crazy. You're bat-shit. And you know it. Then again, it's the fall. 90,000 other people in hundreds of American cities go bat-shit every Saturday.
She just doesn't understand. She's a woman. And women are irrational. Women are so irrational they don't understand why you spend 15% of your salary on season tickets and love your starting quarterback and hate your starting quarterback and love your starting quarterback and let the actions of 19 year-old strangers dictate your mood for one-fourth of the Caesarian calendar.
They just don't get it. Crazy bitches.
7) Deciphering incoherent message board code
'RTR.' 'WDE.' 'JFK.' 'FDR.'
WTF does any of this mean?
What in the name of monogrammed towels is going on?
No one knows, but in the midst of logging on to your team's message board and trying to find legit info, you'll want to find out. Because entering a message board as an abbreviation-virgin can be like the real thing: painful and confusing.
It starts out innocently enough. You log on in search of inside info on USC's new 13-star quarterback signee. You click on a thread that catches your interest, and – boom – it's like you're playing scrabble with Gary Busey.
'LMAO.' 'ROTFL.' 'IMHO.' 'STFU.' If these aren't the caps-lock ramblings of a deranged lunatic, well then just what in the fuck are they?
They're message board abbreviations. And it's college football season. So make like Nicholas Cage and decipher that shit ASAP.
What does all of this mean?
DLAMJFTSOFY.
(Don't Look At Me Just Figure That Shit Out For Yourself.)
6) Breaking the spirit of the irritating small-school fan
You know that guy in your office, who invariably went to some non-BCS school, that's more of an annoying cunt than Gilbert Gottfried in a full vagina outfit? You know, the guy who cheers for the impossibly mediocre program yet has unbearably high expectations at the start of every season?
"Man, I don't know, I just have this feeling this year. If our transfer JUCO QB can come around and the 12 freshmen on our offensive line can step up, I think our brand-new inexperienced coordinator will have a lot to work with and it won't really matter than our only scholarship running back runs a 23-minute 40. Shoot, we might surprise some folks in the [insert conference of choice]."
No, you aren't surprising anyone. Your team's mascot should be Danny Devito. Your favorite team is a legalized midget. And yet every year you display the same fuck-me-in-the-brain hope syndrome.
And last year only made things worse. Giving these assholes the parity-driven '07 season was like handing a homeless guy the keys to a non-existant Jaguar. False hope abounds.
South Florida. Boston College. Appalachian State. Kansas.
Thanks Football Gods. Now, dumb assholes everywhere think teams like the Tulane Green Wave are going to pull a BCS six-peat.
At the start of the season, these small-time dreamers are more annoying than big-school blowhards.
But, come October, when their team is sporting a fat 3-loss lip, the bounce in their step has been replaced by cold, hard, satisfying reality.
If you have a state university coffee mug, this is the time to bring it to work.
5) Making hung-over Fantasy Football decisions
If you're a true college football fan, you don't give a proper fuck about the NFL. You watch it, you like it, you follow it. But you don't really give a fuck about it. To true college fans, the NFL is like the show that came on HBO after a really good episode of The Sopranos. Just because it's on your TV screen, doesn't mean you care what happens.
And so, in the choice between Saturday night and Sunday morning, Sunday morning gets run over like a fleet-footed possum.
The after-effect of this concrete fact? Fantasy football shame.
Should you go with Marshawn Lynch against the Patriots D or go to the bathroom and puke straight vodka?
Did you sleep in? Did you get lucky last night? Were you two up until sunrise playing 'Tag, you're it' with your pants down? Good for you. Hope you enjoyed it. Because while she might have been the one getting pounded last night, once 12:00 P.M. strikes, it's your turn Cinderella.
And in your sad state, you're fucked. Your clothes smell like the Zoo. Your hair smells like Afghanistan. You aren't fit to lead a group of men onto the football field. You aren't fit to lead a group of men to Waffle House.
And when you come around to your senses at 8:34 P.M. with your fantasy team down 42-116, you have only your college fanaticism to blame.
What were you thinking sitting Edgerrin James against the SF D/ST? Why did you think Eli Manning was a must-start against the BYE?
Because you didn't know what the fuck you were doing, that's why.
Because your left eye was shut like the door to George Wallace's guest house.
Because you couldn't see straight. Because you couldn't see at all. Because your face looked like Rocky Balboa's at the end of Rocky IV.
Because you needed a bald sweaty black guy over your shoulder yelling "Start the one in the middle!" to even have a fucking chance.
Because either set your fucking fantasy line-ups during the week, or get Clubber-Langed. Fool.
4) Mooching the tailgate HD
There are some things that are just meant to be mooched. WiFi. Cigarettes. Domestic fridge beer. And campus-tailgate HDTVs.
You know. You're tailgating it up in a grass field full of tents as far as the eye can see. You were too lazy to get into town early, but you know a buddy who knows a guy who knows a guy who has a tailgate. And an hour after you roll into to town, you roll by the tent.
The HD is just sitting there. Big, bright, shiny. Go ahead. Mooch it. Ask the score. Squint. Lurk. Who gives a fuck if you don't know the tent owner from Adam? That's not what's important here.
What's important here is that it's 6:48 left in the 4th and Ole Miss is about to go up on Georgia.
'Hey, does anyone know the Ole Miss-Georgia score?'
Yea, the guy with the giant fucking TV knows it. Now quit asking questions and go mooch the HD.
The owner of the HD wants you to mooch it. The HD itself wants you to mooch it.
It's like a girl in a hoochie skirt at a nightclub. Do you think she spent all that time picking out her slut-gear and putting on her slut-gear and hiking-up her slut-gear and setting up her slut-gear... so that guys WOULDN'T stare at it?
Of course not. She wants you to stare at it. And not just one or two guys. Every guy who walks by it. She brought it out in public for that exact reason.
Sure, you stare at it long enough and she'll turn around and give you a look. Don't be fooled. She loves it. She loves the attention.
It's the same way with tailgate HD. Mooch and mooch hard.
And before you start to feel guilty, remember, there's nothing wrong with just lookin'.
The best way to HD-mooch is to just glance at a TV screen that's naturally within your view/conversation. So long as you're not stealing chairs, no one should give a fuck.
And if they do, fuck them. Keep staring. Or, just go find another one to stare at. There are plenty of fish in the HD-tailgating sea.
If a 37-incher wants to play hard-to-get, fuck that bitch. Go find a 40-inch.
But don't just go for one just because you're desperate. If there's some box with fucking rabbit ears sitting under a near-empty tent, don't just make a beeline for it, no matter how desperate you are for the Ohio State score. Use your fucking cellphone if you want it that bad. Or, just pound a few beers and say 'Fuck it. TV's TV.' We've all been there.
Haven't found one yet? Relax. There's bound to be a 47-inch HD beauty nestled somewhere in this grassy Saturday paradise.
Remember, alumni are rich as shit. How else do you think college football players make so much? Now go find you some damn HD.
Walk by. Look. Stare. Mooch. Mooch the HD. Hell, if you're close enough, mooch the Fritos.
3) Dreaming about being Kirk Herbstreit
Don't sit here and fucking lie. Don't even act, for one second, like you've never gazed into the handsome wonder that is Kirk Herbstreit's face and thought 'That guy gets more skirt-warmth during one commercial break than I got my Freshmen-to-Junior years.'
Go ahead. Stare. It isn't gay. It's actually quite the opposite.
Imagine showing up for work and your boss saying:
"OK (your name), what we need you to do today is to go to a college campus full of hot pussy and be good-looking on national television. Oh, and be sure to watch plenty of football, talk about plenty of football, and hang out with plenty of uber-famous football coaches. Anyway, here's your hotel key and a few extra copies for any big busty sluts that happen to throw themselves in the general vicinity of your cock during the upcoming Thursday-Sunday time frame."
You love you some Herbstreit. And please, no comments about the gelled hair. You aren't fooling anyone. You're jealous. You'd gel your pubes with hot kitchen grease if it meant taking Kirk Herbstreit's job for 15 minutes.
Why do you think your girlfriend lets you watch College Gameday, you dense fuck? Because while you're busy geeking out over which cartoon-animal-face Lee Corso is going to put on top of his head, she's going for an imaginary ride on Kirk Herbsteit's pelvis.
You think you're jealous? How do you think other former mediocre Ohio State quarterbacks feel? How fucking pissed would you be if you were Craig Krenzel? While Herbstreit is out smashing on hot Big-12 puss, you're sitting at home jerking it to the 2002 calendar year and having wet dreams about phantom pass interference calls.
Coming to movie theatres this fall: Being Kirk Herbstreit. 'Three college-football fanatics find a secret portal to Kirk Herbstreit's head and discover an endless world of fame, college football, and hot sex as they embark on a spiritual journey of vaj-pounding across ACC/SEC/PAC-10 country.'
2) Chastising Wal-Mart jerseys
Much like sixteenth-century Britain, in the world of college football, there are social classes. Hierarchies, if you will.
And grown men in Wal-Mart jerseys are the fucking indentured servants of college football fandom. Everyone looks down on them. And for good reason.
Because if you could afford season tickets, Miller Lite, a wife, and the gas money to get to your favorite college town, you can afford a real fucking jersey.
Not a fucking Wal-Mart jersey.
We all know Wal-Mart jerseys. Those hideous team-oriented nylon beasts ugly enough to double as a future throwback for the 2046 Cincinnati Bengals.
We all know them. And we all hate them.
For instance, there is perhaps no jersey in college football as simple and elegant as the white-on-red home uni of the Alabama Crimson Tide. And what better way to show your home-game allegiance to an old-school masterpiece than by trashing it up with white zebra stripes, 3D numbers, grey shoulder squares and D-cup-sized elephant logos?
No matter what your education-level, job-status, career, salary, athletic ability, talent, house-size, dick-size, primary-TV-size, or ass-getting ability, you may forever look down on anyone in a jersey purchased from the king of Everyday Low Prices.
You could be a janitor with a two-inch dick, a GED and a publicly visible STD, and so long as you're a college football fan, you have total social permission to chastise any man in a Wal-Mart football jersey.
It doesn't matter if he's the CEO of the fucking Northern Hemisphere. His jersey looks like something a Chinese Rugby team would wear. To practice.
You could put the King of England in a Wal-Mart jersey and he'd immediately be labeled a redneck douche of epic proportions.
Wal-Mart jerseys. The college football equivalent of a fanny-pack.
1) ESPN will be out to get you.
ESPN hates you.
And more importantly, ESPN hates your team.
ESPN will go to any length to diss your team. Any length. You know that LSU coozie you used to have but can't seem to find? ESPN took it. Because ESPN hates LSU. That is, if LSU is your team.
It has nothing to do with you being too passionately involved in both liking your team and hating other teams. ESPN just likes to fuck with your head. That's why when Mark May says something like 'LSU has question marks at quarterback. Watch out for Florida in this one' you get pissed. Sure, you just read the same thing in the Times Picayune. But the Times Picayune isn't ESPN - who clearly is having a love affair with Urban Meyer and the Gators while simultaneously throwing the LSU Bengal Tigers under the bus every chance they get.
Unless you're a Florida fan. In which case the time that Chris Fowler made that dig about Urban Meyer's 28-point loss to Alabama is clear evidence of an ESPN-wide plan to, in fact, shut the UF football program down.
Remember that time ESPN ran a story about your favorite player getting arrested? Nevermind that he actually did get arrested. That's bullshit. ESPN is bullshit. And it is obvious that, by running timely stories about factual events, ESPN is biased against your team.
It doesn't matter who you pull for.
Whoever your favorite team is, ESPN hates it. ESPN hates anything you love, and loves anything you hate.
ESPN hates your dad. Unless you hate your dad. In which case ESPN loves your dad.
If you love bread, ESPN is 'anti-sandwich.' If you hate end-pieces, ESPN will run a special about end pieces. Mark May will hold up two hard, crusty-ass end pieces and hype the shit out of them all year long. Bob Ley will run a special called 'Outside The Loaf.' Ivan Maisel will write a column with a pun-filled headline like 'The piece to the end puzzle' and mind-force you to read it and then email him in anger about it.
If you were for the Union, ESPN was for the Confederacy.
If you had a Sega Genesis, ESPN had a Super Nintendo. If you had a Super Nintendo, ESPN had Sega Genesis.
If you liked like Tombstone, ESPN liked Wyatt Earp.
If you preferred Use Your Illusion I, ESPN preferred Use Your Illusion II.
If you pulled for Dan, ESPN pulled for Dave.
If you think OJ is guilty, ESPN is black.
ESPN hates everything you stand for. Unless you stand for something else. Then ESPN hates that too.
My gawd that was long. I asked ChatGpt to summarize...
Summary
This is a
satirical, profanity-heavy list of 10 signs that college football season has arrived, poking fun at the obsessive, irrational culture surrounding college football fandom.
The main ideas are:
- Arguing with older fans at games — Young fans stand and cheer, while older fans complain that they can't see. The joke is that the generations are hopelessly incompatible.
- Romanticizing your college days — Fans returning to campus convince themselves that, if they were still in college, they'd be wildly successful with women, conveniently forgetting how things actually went.
- Your partner thinks you're insane — College football turns otherwise normal people into screaming, emotionally unstable fanatics whose moods depend on 19-year-old athletes.
- Learning football message-board slang — Fans encounter endless abbreviations and insider jargon and have to decipher the strange language of online college-football communities.
- Enjoying small-school fans' unrealistic optimism — Fans of mediocre or smaller programs convince themselves every year that they're about to become a Cinderella story, only to come crashing back to reality by October.
- Ruining your fantasy football team while hungover — College football Saturday takes priority over preparing for NFL fantasy football Sunday, leading to terrible lineup decisions made while exhausted and hungover.
- Mooching off other people's tailgate TVs — If you see a giant HDTV at a tailgate, you're encouraged to shamelessly watch it for scores rather than bothering to set up your own.
- Dreaming of being Kirk Herbstreit — The author imagines the ultimate college-football lifestyle: traveling to campuses, watching games, appearing on TV, and being surrounded by famous coaches and attractive college students.
- Mocking cheap Wal-Mart jerseys — College football fandom supposedly has its own social hierarchy, and fans wearing cheap, ugly officially licensed jerseys are portrayed as the lowest class.
- Believing ESPN hates your team — No matter which team you support, you become convinced that ESPN is biased against you. The joke is that fans interpret virtually anything ESPN says or does as evidence of a conspiracy.
Overall: The article isn't really offering serious reasons; it's
mocking the irrationality, tribalism, drinking, nostalgia, competitiveness, and paranoia that make college football fandom so intense. The recurring joke is essentially:
If you love college football, you're going to lose your mind every fall—and that's part of the fun.
Thanks for the cliffs notes
Ima need a summary of the summary
Lol
Quote from: BASS on Sep 01, 2026, 07:28 PMThanks for the cliffs notes
Yeah...that shit's really funny. 🙄
https://x.com/thestevenwillis/status/2095189730962870552?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
https://x.com/PeteThamel/status/2095198051916816558
Isn't Gardner-Webb our first opponent in 2027?
Quote from: jdcatty on Sep 02, 2026, 03:52 PMhttps://x.com/PeteThamel/status/2095198051916816558
Isn't Gardner-Webb our first opponent in 2027?
I don't know but this guy looks like he's a serial rapist and has a small dick
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Sep 02, 2026, 06:04 PMI don't know but this guy looks like he's a serial rapist and has a small dick
I was leaning kid Diddler
https://x.com/redredwinedawg/status/2095214866915016851?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Sep 02, 2026, 09:59 PMhttps://x.com/redredwinedawg/status/2095214866915016851?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
I don't know why teams keep hiring this asshat. He causes controversy everywhere he goes.
Quote from: Son of Spam on Sep 03, 2026, 10:06 AMI don't know why teams keep hiring this asshat. He causes controversy everywhere he goes.
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SEC files lawsuit against LSU, Lane Kiffin for recruiting, signing ex-pros (https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/news/college-football/sec-files-lawsuit-against-lsu-lane-kiffin-for-recruiting-signing-ex-pros/)
Wow
Quote from: arreferee on Sep 03, 2026, 01:00 PMSEC files lawsuit against LSU, Lane Kiffin for recruiting, signing ex-pros (https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/news/college-football/sec-files-lawsuit-against-lsu-lane-kiffin-for-recruiting-signing-ex-pros/)
Who didn't see this coming? The only surprise is that the SEC filed the suit.
As a lawyer, this is convoluted as fuck.
The SEC is requesting that the court "enter a preliminary and permanent injunction prohibiting Defendants from violating the Conference's First Amendment rights by compelling the Conference to associate with conduct that is contrary to the Conference's purpose and mission."
Because LSU is hiring pros, that violates the SEC's free speech rights?
I literally don't follow the logic.
https://x.com/wafb/status/2095560837956034861?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
https://x.com/petethamel/status/2095562637962584218?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Lolz
Utah Utes on ESPNU at 8:00pm
I still haven't bought a sports package...thinking about just bootlegging the entire season. So hopefully Pinto or somebody got this shit.
Let's go GT! Where you at Egregious. Mendoza will take us to the promised land!
Rutgers should stop playing College football.
https://x.com/johnnaborsshow/status/2095608360523423968
Didn't know whether to put this here or in the Awesome thread
Quote from: razor5396 on Sep 03, 2026, 07:19 PMRutgers should stop playing College football.
Or maybe schedule Arkansas more often.
umass, 0-12 last season, is up at rutgers 24-7 in the 4th.
Might as well have been the late Clive Burr kicking that one...
Georgia Tech just got fucked.
Guarantee you the female ref is the one who blew the play dead despite the running back still moving forward in the pile and not down.
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 03, 2026, 07:49 PMGeorgia Tech just got fucked.
Guarantee you the female ref is the one who blew the play dead despite the running back still moving forward in the pile and not down.
I thought if there was an immediate recovery they could reverse that call. Maybe wouldn't have been a touchdown but GT would have the ball.
That mizzou guy was out of bounds. Bullshit call against PB
This is beyond retarded
https://x.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/2095681128975806838?s=20
LoL @ "Louisiana Judge."
Fuck the SEC. Go on and play those guys!
Meanwhile, I hope our QB looks as good as Simmons this weekend. If not, I'm going to wonder why we didn't try to sign him.
Georgia Tech fucked again. Ball went backwards and they call incomplete pass.
The Ramblin Wreck better win this game.
Quote from: mde114 on Sep 03, 2026, 08:40 PMFuck the SEC. Go on and play those guys!
Should have said, "geux on".
The SEC should just give LSU the business on Reffing but you know the only one getting prison sex wears a Hogs helmet
Harding only 167 yards short of the single-game record across all divisions. Per a Redditor who's been paying closer attention, 608 of their 747 yards have been on the ground.
Edit: Towel got thrown in at 76-0.
https://reflect-harding.cablecast.tv/internetchannel/watch-now?site=1
SEC should tell that judge to fuck himself and the college presidents should boot LSU out of the conference.
Bert getting outcoached by Alex Mortenson. Did Mortenson get an interview from HY?
Quote from: mde114 on Sep 03, 2026, 09:42 PMBert getting outcoached by Alex Mortenson. Did Mortenson get an interview from HY?
At this point he could probably be QB / head coach.
Utes look good...against the Vandals.
Quote from: mde114 on Sep 03, 2026, 09:42 PMBert getting outcoached by Alex Mortenson. Did Mortenson get an interview from HY?
Where is this game? I can't find it.
B10 network/fox streaming
I'll give credit to UAPB. Yes, they are getting beat badly, but they aren't quitting.
So, with the UMass win does that mean the Hogs have the nation's longest current losing streak?
Nope, Okie State has lost 11 in a row. We are tied as 2nd most with Purdue at 10.
Matt Barrie's voice is fingernails on a chalkboard and then he won't stfu
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 03, 2026, 07:49 PMGeorgia Tech just got fucked.
Guarantee you the female ref is the one who blew the play dead despite the running back still moving forward in the pile and not down.
Never should've given them the
vote whistle!
Well, GT is going down.
Edit: not so fast my friend!!!
What an ending.
Hate it for GT.
That bad whistle actually cost GT the game.
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 03, 2026, 10:39 PMWell, GT is going down.
Edit: not so fast my friend!!!
What an ending.
Hate it for GT.
Motherfucker!!
Illinois just scored on a pick 6 to go up by 26 with 5 mins to go. Spread was 25.5.
If you have ever spent any time rooting for GT you should never be surprised by the turds they can lay.
To call Colorado-GT a cripple fight is an affront to cripples everywhere.
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Sep 03, 2026, 10:49 PMThat bad whistle actually cost GT the game.
Yes it was. Hard to believe in this day and age something like that can still happen.
Quote from: egregious on Sep 03, 2026, 11:44 PMIf you have ever spent any time rooting for GT you should never be surprised by the turds they can lay.
To call Colorado-GT a cripple fight is an affront to cripples everywhere.
I had the over in that game. ::)
https://x.com/secnumbersguy/status/2095703134509170748?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
https://x.com/Vol_Sports/status/2095850703545643454/video/1?s=46
Good puppy. My daughter just sent me this.
Dabo's still got time to sign Colin Kaepernick before rosters are due
https://x.com/ChadFisher/status/2095738109191143838?s=20
I think the SEC needs to go scorched earth on LSU or find itself sued by a school or players every single time it makes a ruling someone doesn't like.
It makes no sense. The player in question is a second team tight end. Kiffin is just a spoiled brat that won't take no for an answer. They have the talent to win it all and are risking it by doing this stupid shit.
Quote from: Lurk on Sep 04, 2026, 11:54 AMIt makes no sense. The player in question is a second team tight end. Kiffin is just a spoiled brat that won't take no for an answer. They have the talent to win it all and are risking it by doing this stupid shit.
look at his off field behavior...he's a middle aged men chasing 18 year old pussy still and sexting chicks that could be his daughter. Lane is an idiot
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Sep 04, 2026, 11:57 AMlook at his off field behavior...he's a middle aged men chasing 18 year old pussy still and sexting chicks that could be his daughter. Lane is an idiot
Wait...I thought this was America.
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Sep 04, 2026, 10:58 AMI think the SEC needs to go scorched earth on LSU or find itself sued by a school or players every single time it makes a ruling someone doesn't like.
They're trying.
Different sport now, but same school
https://www.si.com/onsi/softball/news/two-former-lsu-softball-players-testify-in-court-plan-return-to-college-after-going-pro-paytn-monticelli-jalia-lassiter-2026
How much eligibility does Darius Philon have left? Asking for a friend.
This is why you should not do drugs kids
https://x.com/jacobdaviscfb/status/2095932877573644354?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Chad may settle in a bit more now that his kid is over playing ball (I assume he doesn't have an 11th year of eligibility)
Quality troll
https://x.com/uarkbands/status/2095982666159944139?s=20
yeah, that's pretty good.
It really fucking sucks watching a guy we couldn't seem to find a way to get on the field be a star at a better program.
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Sep 04, 2026, 11:57 AMlook at his off field behavior...he's a middle aged men chasing 18 year old pussy still and sexting chicks that could be his daughter. Lane is an idiot
Why do guys have to stop chasing when they're middle age? Did America stop when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? C'mon man!
Franklin Pierce and Marist?
Wonder if they dress up a student like him and have him drive a carriage drunk like a madman at halftime?
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Sep 04, 2026, 07:20 PMIt really fucking sucks watching a guy we couldn't seem to find a way to get on the field be a star at a better program.
I know there's been several, but who in particular?
Toledo spoiling pat fitzgerald's sparty debut on fs1
https://x.com/pff_college/status/2096068797564383390?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
He was also first team all SEC last year.
It's not even like he was a star here and wanted a big bag we couldn't match. Maybe he wanted a bigger bag we couldn't or wouldn't match but we barely got him to piss a drop. He gets to OU and he was an instant star.
This is well done
https://x.com/vol_football/status/2096025113615269898?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
America!
https://x.com/macbarstool/status/2096034370758770731?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
sategna never really wanted to play for arkansas. committed to aggie, then oregon, and then got a bag to come to fayetteville. got a bigger bag from ou, and he's done well there.
lsu didn't add those two guys to the roster.
I'm pretty sure Biddy said at one point that OU doubled what we were paying him.
Boy, you sure miss a Laura Rutledge on this SEC pregame show.
Chase Daniel is terrible. So is Tebow.
Desmond Howard has a covid era haircut. Good God man!
Quote from: Zoso on Sep 05, 2026, 09:17 AMDesmond Howard has a covid era haircut. Good God man!
I bet he colors it too.
The fact that this is being said on the SEC network tells me that some pretty powerful people as far as the conference goes are tired of Lane's shit and LSU too. They are thinner ice than they might realize.
https://x.com/claytravis/status/2096248418377040096?s=46
I can't find OU vs Michigan. My phone says it's on Fox but they have Indiana vs North Texas. WTF?
What a catch by the IU WR.
Quote from: Zoso on Sep 05, 2026, 11:18 AMI can't find OU vs Michigan. My phone says it's on Fox but they have Indiana vs North Texas. WTF?
Next week
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Sep 05, 2026, 10:53 AMThe fact that this is being said on the SEC network tells me that some pretty powerful people as far as the conference goes are tired of Lane's shit and LSU too. They are thinner ice than they might realize.
https://x.com/claytravis/status/2096248418377040096?s=46
Anybody but Lane and they would embrace it.
Quote from: Hogfan58 on Sep 05, 2026, 11:20 AMNext week
Thank you. I'm currently drunk and on dope.
any others that have youtube tv getting espn unlimited without paying for it?
Ohio leading Nebraska 10-7. That might not buff out.
Alabama looks good but not dominant
#1 for Bama is not a good receiver. 2 easy catches dropped already.
Quote from: vegashog on Sep 05, 2026, 11:39 AMany others that have youtube tv getting espn unlimited without paying for it?
I have it
ECU scores. Broadcast needs to show the replay of the sorority chicks again.
Put the camera back on the East Carolina hoochie mama dancing on the sideline. Probably a coaches wife or a players mom. But she was hot and titties were bouncing.
Quote from: vegashog on Sep 05, 2026, 11:39 AMany others that have youtube tv getting espn unlimited without paying for it?
Yes. It was added earlier this week.
https://x.com/SharpFootball/status/2094924085620850755/video/1
Quote from: vegashog on Sep 05, 2026, 11:39 AMany others that have youtube tv getting espn unlimited without paying for it?
DirectTV stream added it too
Quote from: BASS on Sep 05, 2026, 11:51 AMAlabama looks good but not dominant
And then they go and score 3 td's in less than 6 minutes.
#1 for Bama has improved greatly between the first two possessions and now.
South Carolina and their top five pick QB scored a whopping 7 against Kent State in the first quarter.
Quote from: BASS on Sep 05, 2026, 12:30 PMSouth Carolina and their top five pick QB scored a whopping 7 against Kent State in the first quarter.
He has led them on four scoring drives of over 85 yards, ending in 4 TDs.
I hope KJ looks as good.
early games are ass, which was expected. maybe baylor - auburn will be worth watching for a bit.
Indiana throttling. North Texas. Wish we were that good.
Quote from: BASS on Sep 05, 2026, 12:30 PMSouth Carolina and their top five pick QB scored a whopping 7 against Kent State in the first quarter.
Can you stop commenting on our enemies?
Quote from: BASS on Sep 05, 2026, 12:30 PMSouth Carolina and their top five pick QB scored a whopping 7 against Kent State in the first quarter.
22 in the second. ::)
Couple hundred fans at the South Carolina game
Nebraska playing starters in the 4th quarter against Ohio with a 7 point lead.
All the ladies in Nebraska will be calling for the coach to be fired at church in the morning.
At the student center by Neyland.
Some kids just have to be born with it and brag...IMG_5216.jpeg
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Sep 05, 2026, 10:53 AMThe fact that this is being said on the SEC network tells me that some pretty powerful people as far as the conference goes are tired of Lane's shit and LSU too. They are thinner ice than they might realize.
https://x.com/claytravis/status/2096248418377040096?s=46
LSU doesn't add near the value to the league that they think they do. Bunch of lower tier TV markets (all smaller than the LR market). Unlike Alabama, Auburn, and even Georgia and Tennessee they don't have pull in Birmingham.
They had best play ball. Clemson would join the league tomorrow to keep the requisite number of Tigers and fill out the Death Valley quota. Hell Notre Dame might join up if the money is right.
EDIT: The New Orleans market is marginally larger than central Arkansas (53rd vs 56th).
It would probably take $100mm a year to get Notre Dame
Quote from: BASS on Sep 05, 2026, 01:58 PMNebraska playing starters in the 4th quarter against Ohio with a 7 point lead.
All the ladies in Nebraska will be calling for the coach to be fired at church in the morning.
Wow I have a unique ability to jinx things. As soon as I post something here, events occur as to make me look foolish.
Anybody else's YouTube tv just stop working?
I think it's my tv. The Vizio platform has gone down over the years. I have never had a tv with this many issues.
Quote from: BASS on Sep 05, 2026, 01:58 PMNebraska playing starters in the 4th quarter against Ohio with a 7 point lead.
I admit to confusion. Should they be playing backups with a 7 point lead?
Or was this tongue in cheek?
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 05, 2026, 02:46 PMI admit to confusion. Should they be playing backups with a 7 point lead?
Or was this tongue in cheek?
I was pointing out they have played so poorly against mighty Ohio that they didn't have the option to put the backups in.
Boise State just did a 75 yard drive for a TD on their opening drive against Oregon.
bonehead play by the baylor qb.
Arch comes across as a little bit dumber than his two uncles. He just threw into tight double coverage.
Quote from: vegashog on Sep 05, 2026, 02:56 PMbonehead play by the baylor qb.
forgot that's d j lagway.
After 10+ minutes, Oregon is down 7-0 to Boise State
Lagway is in midseason form.
Which is not what you want if you're Baylor.
Lagway is now playing with an air cast on his ankle. I've never seen that one before.
They don't have any other QB on the roster?
Oklahoma state offense has looked awful
Boise still leading Oregon
Byrum Brown is looking quite overrated so far.
He's not fleet of foot or decision-making. And he throws sidearm.
wtf?
https://x.com/trektonics/status/2096347778733732132?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
https://x.com/chrisvannini/status/2096347927115350133?s=12
Quote from: BASS on Sep 05, 2026, 02:57 PMArch comes across as a little bit dumber than his two uncles. He just threw into tight double coverage.
Right on cue, ESPN/abc starting the arch hype train for "impressive" performance vs Texas state.
Quote from: DrMongoose on Sep 05, 2026, 04:28 PMRight on cue, ESPN/abc starting the arch hype train for "impressive" performance vs Texas state.
And some dumbass gm will draft him in the first round
Oregon will be motivated
https://x.com/CBSSportsCFB/status/2096352101517451265/video/1?s=61
Damn
https://x.com/mike_daddino/status/2096299408967053727?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Maybe I'll just become an Indiana fan. Fuck it.
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 05, 2026, 05:02 PMMaybe I'll just become an Indiana fan. Fuck it.
Or North Texas State!
How long has it been since #2 team went down on opening weekend?
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Sep 05, 2026, 05:09 PMHow long has it been since #2 team went down on opening weekend?
The Oregon cheerleaders may need some comforting.
Quote from: HogOfWar on Sep 05, 2026, 05:20 PMThe Oregon cheerleaders may need some comforting.
they all need to go down to comfort themselves.
Boo birds with an early appearance in Atlanta.
Golesh deserves it.
4th and 5 at the Baylor 36, lined up to punt, and surprising not even Ray Charles, tried a fake that didn't go well.
Lane did the Tiger walk with three smoking hot skimpily dressed ho's walking right behind him. They were putting on a show. :D
Quote from: Lurk on Sep 05, 2026, 05:27 PMLane did the Tiger walk with three smoking hot skimpily dressed ho's walking right behind him. They were putting on a show. :D
You know he's trying to stick it in Livvy
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 05, 2026, 05:37 PMYou know he's trying to stick it in Livvy
If not why not?
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 05, 2026, 05:37 PMYou know he's trying to stick it in Livvy
If her guy doesn't pull his thumb out of his ass she is going to be looking.
Will Weeks looks like a typical white douche, hope he makes Lane's daughter an unwed mom.
Baylor running up the middle twice for little gain, down 7. Arranda is dumb.
Baylor scores a TD with 9 seconds left, goes for 2, stopped at the 1-inch line, Auburn wins 17-16.
One of the best tackles in the history of tackles. Textfuckingbook.
So the LSU/Clemson game is delayed due to lightning, yet they are allowing the fans in the stands. Safety first for the Coonasses.
Quote from: HogOfWar on Sep 05, 2026, 06:42 PMSo the LSU/Clemson game is delayed due to lightning, yet they are allowing the fans in the stands. Safety first for the Coonasses.
Wonder how many corn dogs an average bolt of lightning would cook?
Quote from: mr.zorak on Sep 05, 2026, 07:24 PMWonder how many corn dogs an average bolt of lightning would cook?
Lol. Maybe they are paying to find out.
A&M sucks, which is always nice.
Western Michigan with an INT and then a FG with 3 seconds to go in the half to close it to a 6-7 game.
UCA is getting steam rolled by future opponent West Florida 42-7 on wild turf
I'm torn between wanting Lane to lose and watching the team dumb enough to hire Chad as OC get totally shut down.
Team Meteor.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 05, 2026, 08:43 PMI'm torn between wanting Lane to lose and watching the team dumb enough to hire Chad as OC get totally shut down.
Team Meteor.
Talk about a rock and a hard place.
Not torn at all after what that clown did to our program. Hope LSU wins bigly.
Oh NOW Starzyk can make a kick in Baton Rouge
PSA: Western Michigan ahead of non-directional Michigan 9-7 in the middle of the 4th quarter.
I see Clemson's strategy is to do nothing with the ball and wear down LSU's offense
Dabo might have been left behind for various reasons.
Clemson isn't what Clemson was.
Clemson fans on Reddit have already turned lol
Imagine that, a chad Morris offense going nowhere
The basketball goal on the sideline is gonna cost LSU a knee but hey it's cool right?
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 05, 2026, 09:23 PMClemson fans on Reddit have already turned lol
They were primed. He's had a rough couple of years.
Chads play calling is atrocious. Slow developing plays that allow LSU to pin their ears back.
Left lane, hammer down.
Hog kicker doing hog kicker things
I almost feel bad for Clemson's QB. Dude is obviously not prepared. Klubnik wasn't the guy, and this guy couldn't beat him. Of course Clemson may be rolling with the wrong QB.
Maybe we can get an Arkansas judge to order that we get to swap offensive lines with Western Michigan.
Is this Michigan loss up there with App St.?
That's a huge bunch of homer bullshit. That clock was at zero.
Quote from: TC on Sep 05, 2026, 09:44 PMIs this Michigan loss up there with App St.?
They were supposed to have a splash hire in Whittingham. This is bad. Wonder what Moore is doing.
Haha unreal. Refs gave them one more second, and the Hail Mary landed.
That clock was at all zeros while the ball was still in the air. Someone should audit the refs.
Complete fucking bullshit.
Cheating motherfuckers
Can't have Michigan lose their streak.
OU is going to cause emotional damage to Underwood.
That was disgusting.
Quote from: egregious on Sep 05, 2026, 10:01 PMThat was disgusting.
The ball was in the air, not in contact with the ground or a player, when the clock went to zero.
How do you put a second back on the clock in that situation?
Complete fucking.
We have been on the wrong side of homecooking more than I want to remember, but putting .01 seconds back on the clock for Meatchicken was just terrible.
College football is all united against Michigan in this one. Lane is going to be relieved when he sees this.
https://x.com/realisticbuck/status/2096432478416150983?s=46&t=DTGVKlgNTKh5Nq29PdZsdg
Even Whittingham admitted there wasn't time lol
Clemson needs to acknowledge that they don't have the speed of LSU. They can't outrun them to the corners.
Quote from: TC on Sep 05, 2026, 09:25 PMChads play calling is atrocious. Slow developing plays that allow LSU to pin their ears back.
What do you expect? Only 4% of the offense is installed.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 05, 2026, 10:21 PMCollege football is all united against Michigan in this one. Lane is going to be relieved when he sees this.
https://x.com/realisticbuck/status/2096432478416150983?s=46&t=DTGVKlgNTKh5Nq29PdZsdg
I bet you $0.01 that the official explanation is the time kept by the officials didn't match the TV game clock. The two were off by a few seconds.
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 05, 2026, 10:45 PMI bet you $0.01 that the official explanation is the time kept by the officials didn't match the TV game clock. The two were off by a few seconds.
The TV clock was a cropped shot of the game clock, so that explanation doesn't fly
44-3 and Kiffin went for 2
Quote from: TC on Sep 05, 2026, 10:56 PMThe TV clock was a cropped shot of the game clock, so that explanation doesn't fly
TV clock and game clock (assume you mean the score board clock) are not necessarily synced with the clock kept by the officials on the field.
We have no way of knowing what the refs official clock said.
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 05, 2026, 11:41 PMTV clock and game clock (assume you mean the score board clock) are not necessarily synced with the clock kept by the officials on the field.
We have no way of knowing what the refs official clock said.
Sounds plausible. Except the Ref announced to the booth that the last play should reset all clocks to :09, from :08. Then they added :01 to :00.
Wow, never would've expected this..
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Quote from: Natty_Ice on Sep 06, 2026, 05:54 AMWow, never would've expected this..
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SEC refs:
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The stadium had a clock that was synced with NBC.
NBC had a clock that was synced with the stadium.
The refs had a different clock that nobody else is apparently allowed to see or record. Western Michigan needs to file the lawsuit in a court in Ohio.
Where was this clock? It looks superimposed onto another scoreboard because of the 9 to the right.
https://x.com/bigten/status/2096460445213217097?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Quote from: DrMongoose on Sep 06, 2026, 07:05 AMWhere was this clock? It looks superimposed onto another scoreboard because of the 9 to the right.
https://x.com/bigten/status/2096460445213217097?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
(https://y.getyarn.io/df07ef8c-26fd-431a-8f2e-7cd06b7c30e8_text.gif)
So if I have this correct the player for WMU #18 touched the ball out of bounds and in that instant the ball is dead magically because we're supposed to suspend belief that clock operators always stop the clock in that same instant every single time despite clear evidence that it usually takes clock operators to stop finger fucking long enough to do their job which usually is a few seconds after the ball has hit the ground etc.
Quote from: Lurk on Sep 05, 2026, 07:31 PMA&M sucks, which is always nice.
This post aged well.
50-0 final.
Quote from: animal on Sep 06, 2026, 07:52 AMSo if I have this correct the player for WMU #18 touched the ball out of bounds and in that instant the ball is dead magically because we're supposed to suspend belief that clock operators always stop the clock in that same instant every single time despite clear evidence that it usually takes clock operators to stop finger fucking long enough to do their job which usually is a few seconds after the ball has hit the ground etc.
What does the clock operator have to do with the refs ability to look at the video and independently see when the touch vs clock happened.
Quote from: animal on Sep 06, 2026, 07:52 AMSo if I have this correct the player for WMU #18 touched the ball out of bounds and in that instant the ball is dead magically because we're supposed to suspend belief that clock operators always stop the clock in that same instant every single time despite clear evidence that it usually takes clock operators to stop finger fucking long enough to do their job which usually is a few seconds after the ball has hit the ground etc.
That's the thing. It's never stopped immediately on any other play in the game. Why does it magically change because it's the last play?
The same thing happened one year with Nebraska-Texas in the Big 12 championship game. Bullshit then, bullshit now.
Nm.
Quote from: animal on Sep 06, 2026, 07:52 AMSo if I have this correct the player for WMU #18 touched the ball out of bounds and in that instant the ball is dead magically because we're supposed to suspend belief that clock operators always stop the clock in that same instant every single time despite clear evidence that it usually takes clock operators to stop finger fucking long enough to do their job which usually is a few seconds after the ball has hit the ground etc.
That was SEC level clock/ref coordination
https://x.com/ri_s_ob/status/2096305580327469478?s=46&t=DTGVKlgNTKh5Nq29PdZsdg
https://x.com/mlfootball/status/2096606482426986558?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Ran across this gem right after the Chad Morris hire by Dabo. Did not age well.
"..and though I had to make a couple tough decisions, it was an easy decision to hire Chad Morris," Swinney said explaining the decision. "I'm really excited for our players. It's pretty cool to have guys like DeAndre Hopkins and Sammy Watkins and a bunch of great players shooting me text messages with their excitement knowing what's to come offensively. I think we've got elite offensive personnel, and the name of the game is points."
WSU's offense is terrible
Wash is ranked 17, they don't look that good either
24 year old QB playing in his 6th year of eligibility.
College football is such a joke.
Quote from: mde114 on Sep 06, 2026, 06:47 PM24 year old QB playing in his 6th year of eligibility.
College football is such a joke.
It just means more brah!
Why didn't the SEC threaten to sue Ole Miss or kick them out of the league after some good ol boy local judge granted Chambliss a mystery 6th year of eligibility for no apparent reason?
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Sep 06, 2026, 07:15 PMWhy didn't the SEC threaten to sue Ole Miss or kick them out of the league after some good ol boy local judge granted Chambliss a mystery 6th year of eligibility for no apparent reason?
This is crazy! I didn't even realize that he was playing until tonight. Hell at this point just let them play as long as they want.
Wisconsin just got screwed by the refs on a fumble call. Refs protecting ND in game 1
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Holy shit what a punt.
Wisky chick ain't having it.
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Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 06, 2026, 07:41 PMHoly shit what a punt.
I said to the room that might be the greatest punt in college history.
But the punter might be Wisconsin's best player.
Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 06, 2026, 07:48 PMWisky chick ain't having it.
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Ours is still better.
And WAY hotter.
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Louisville just replicated the NY Jets Butt pplay.lol
And they just took the lead. Go Cards.
Dude sucks at three sports.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dc9RPd1gFAn/?stkn=b3hlMnNzb3AwZDN3
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Sep 06, 2026, 08:48 PMAnd they just took the lead. Go Cards.
Not so fast my friend.
Quote from: HogOfWar on Sep 06, 2026, 08:57 PMNot so fast my friend.
Watching this game just pisses me off. We're so far away from being competitive in our own league it seems.
Ah yes college football back so I can watch 4 commercials at one time.
Quote from: Guardrail on Sep 06, 2026, 09:35 PMWatching this game just pisses me off. We're so far away from being competitive in our own league it seems.
Just get another drink and embrace the cynicism.
Louisville and us are both missing Bobby tonight.
Quote from: HogOfWar on Sep 06, 2026, 09:43 PMLouisville and us are both missing Bobby tonight.
Feel free to ask literally any Louisville fan if they want Bobby back.
Quote from: Guardrail on Sep 06, 2026, 09:35 PMWatching this game just pisses me off. We're so far away from being competitive in our own league it seems.
I can't even watch any of it. It just makes me mad/sad whatever. I don't need it. Basketball will be here soon enough.
Yeah, Louisville is just ate up with the dumbass.
Ole Miss joining in on the dumbass.
But Louisville scored too soon.
Great game tonight.
This 2nd half has been fun as hell
Let's hope there is no secret clock
What a great game to end the weekend.
Fuck Ole Miss.
Fuck ole Miss anyway
Comparing both of these quarterbacks to ours.... it's like Tom Brady compared to Greg Brady.
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 06, 2026, 10:46 PMComparing both of these quarterbacks to ours.... it's like Tom Brady compared to Greg Brady.
Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!
Hate seeing Ole Miss win, but that was a fun game.
Louisville is wildly undisciplined tho
Meanwhile, Malachi Singleton threw for 291 yards and three touchdowns on 22-of-24 passing to help Appalachian State open its season by beating FCS-program Maine 55-3 on Saturday.
You know, the guy who led Arkansas to game winning TD over Tennessee two years ago . The guy Arkansas ran off who probably should be their starter now.
And the beat goes on.
https://twitter.com/i/status/2096665620125295014
Remember when we all used to laugh at the War Memorial clock like it was a "big deal"?
good times
ANY, and I mean ANY, and especially Ohio State, if there is a close game and they fail on a last play, just put a few more seconds back on the clock and try it again. I mean, now the precedent has been set that you can do it, so just go whole hog with it. Just keep adding time to the clock until you "Win" against Michigan since the can't fucking say anything about it. Oh, yes, I understand your confusion since time expired and we didn't score, but there is another secret clock and we get to keep playing until we score and take the lead and THEN time will expire.
If roles were reversed, you know good and well there wouldn't have been time left.
So did they fire all those refs and if so do we just toss it up and move on even though that was a blatantly wrong call? Fuck Michigan
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Sep 07, 2026, 11:47 AMSo did they fire all those refs and if so do we just toss it up and move on even though that was a blatantly wrong call? Fuck Michigan
Going out on a limb, I would say putting out official statements and cover stories about how the call was correct probably means no one is getting fired.
You know that if Meatchicken had not caught the last Hail Mary, the refs would have called a penalty on W. Michigan and given them a third chance.
And of course the networks are towing the big10 company line.
1972 Olympics shit.
https://x.com/treywallace/status/2097013203494375547?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
All because that guy didn't eat dog shit
https://x.com/davidubben/status/2097107762165449110?s=20
Helluva start to the college football season
Someone tell tits McGee on the set we can read the on screen graphic so she does not have repeat herself about why the ga,e is not being played.
They have run out of shit to say,how long before they throw up a lane kiffin video?
Would love to know what is really going through jimbo's mind.
Quote from: DrMongoose on Sep 07, 2026, 07:12 PMWould love to know what is really going through jimbo's mind.
How much of his A&M buyout he has left?
Truth
https://x.com/benscottstevens/status/2097109436997443820?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Jimbo with a subtle shot at fsu admin, though he tried to deny it
Quote from: Zoso on Sep 07, 2026, 07:18 PMHow much of his A&M buyout he has left?
Imagine getting paid $70M NOT to work. Lucky bastard
Hell in about 2 or 3 years he'll be poised to come back to coach and lead the Hogs into his next retirement gig. :stache:
Quote from: animal on Sep 07, 2026, 07:33 PMHell in about 2 or 3 years he'll be poised to come back to coach and lead the Hogs into his next retirement gig. :stache:
Would not surprise me.
This makes WMS look like JerryWorld.
Quote from: snoots on Sep 07, 2026, 01:31 PMAnd of course the networks are towing the big10 company line.
Where are they dragging that line? Hasn't it been through enough?
Quote from: DrMongoose on Sep 07, 2026, 07:12 PMWould love to know what is really going through jimbo's mind.
$$$
Holy shit
Chortle
https://x.com/CollegeFBonX/status/2097115612073824652?s=20
War Memorial admins are somewhere rejoicing.
Hell...it looks just like Mizzou's stadium.
https://x.com/rossdellenger/status/2097129450919854262?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Hard to believe Norvell is in season 7 at FSU. Has it really been that long since some of our boosters spread rumors like some dramatic junior high kids to keep Cornrows from getting hired here?
Wonder how many years we would have given him?
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 07, 2026, 08:48 PMHard to believe Norvell is in season 7 at FSU. Has it really been that long since some of our boosters spread rumors like some dramatic junior high kids to keep Cornrows from getting hired here?
Wonder how many years we would have given him?
In fairness whoever opted to dodge that bullet may have been right however I think we all can agree it was likely a pissing contest and if memory serves Jerry was fronting Chad.
We still would've been better off hiring him.
https://x.com/redditcfb/status/2097126350314176742?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
FSU's defense might be worse than ours was last year
This FSU RB is doing something weird. When the defense hits him he doesn't immediately go down. It's like he trying to keep going and make extra yards.
Something we have not seen in quite sometime
https://x.com/gregberge/status/2097154761485164911?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Lashlee gave us a new meme
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SEC is meeting Thursday to decide whether to boot out LSU.
Quote from: Boarat on Sep 08, 2026, 10:53 AMSEC is meeting Thursday to decide whether to boot out LSU.
of course they won't. LSU will just cave and this will all be forgotten.
They left the NFL guys off the roster? Why would they still be in hot water?
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Sep 08, 2026, 11:27 AMThey left the NFL guys off the roster? Why would they still be in hot water?
Because this is just the last in a string of string of things. The governor, the Kiffin hiring, Will Wade, Mulkey and a bunch of shit. I don't think they get kicked out either, but the SEC has had enough.
And LSU is definitely feeling their Wheaties right now. Chances are slim but non zero that they do something incredibly self destructive like telling the SEC to stick its membership up its ass. Just go peruse Tigerdroppings. lol
it affirms the conference's authority if nothing else. symbolic, but a warning. who knows, sankey may even talk a few presidents into voting for it just to drive home the point.
Kiffin's smartass halftime quotes are in the SEC's ammended complaint. I thought it was all bluster but they already have a vote scheduled for Thursday and only need 11 to make it happen. According to Ross Dellenger the other presidents are "out for blood".
They'd be absolutely fucked without those revenues. Retards saying they'll have a better tv deal instantly lol. Son you're not Notre Dame.
Exactly. Have fun making half your current revenue in the Big 12. The Big 10 wouldn't touch them with a 10 foot pole.
This is so dumb. They are going to try and punish the one college from a state that has the most character of all 50 states. ESPN and the SEC Network love to showcase Louisiana for the food, music, and fans.
This will could likely blow up in Sankey's face like the SMU death penalty.
If it was anybody else than Kiffin getting former NFL players it would just be the cost of the NIL/Portal era.
Also, the save college football act that Saban is championing is so dumb. Getting the government to dictate rules will ruin what's left of college football. I believe he and others pushing this, is to bring back paying players under the table.
Watch the communists insist that Title IX be changed to level the amount NIL the women get in comparison to the men. This and a salary cap would cause payments to go back under the table where Bama and other teams can control what players earn and keep other schools from getting those players.
I hope they vote lsu out. Fuck them, fuck those corndog eating fucks and lane kiffin. You know they'll just try to do this again next year.
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Sep 08, 2026, 01:01 PMI hope they vote lsu out. Fuck them, fuck those corndog eating fucks and lane kiffin. You know they'll just try to do this again next year.
I'm with the voodoo queen
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 08, 2026, 01:04 PMI'm with the voodoo queen
sending the spell now
https://x.com/RossDellenger/status/2097390788296462369 (https://x.com/RossDellenger/status/2097390788296462369)
Definitely true:
https://x.com/clowfb/status/2097351982553891117?s=46
Quote from: Boarat on Sep 08, 2026, 10:53 AMSEC is meeting Thursday to decide whether to boot out LSU.
I hope they kick us out instead
Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 08, 2026, 01:57 PMhttps://x.com/RossDellenger/status/2097390788296462369 (https://x.com/RossDellenger/status/2097390788296462369)
I would be blown away if anything becomes of this but we shall see
Here is a logical explanation for the whole Lane Kiffin mess:
https://x.com/BoardGeniuses/status/2097385558263644327
https://x.com/yahoosports/status/2097358953587855550?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Why they need a restraining order? I'm pretty sure they don't live next or in proximity to lane
Quote from: flash23 on Sep 08, 2026, 02:07 PMI hope they kick us out instead
I'm listening.
Quote from: flash23 on Sep 08, 2026, 02:07 PMI hope they kick us out instead
This made me chuckle heartily.
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Sep 08, 2026, 02:55 PMhttps://x.com/yahoosports/status/2097358953587855550?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Why they need a restraining order? I'm pretty sure they don't live next or in proximity to lane
It's just legal jargon. It's designed to stop LSU from taking any steps to stop Thursday's meeting from proceeding as planned.
This is exciting. I hope all the college presidents give them boot.
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Sep 08, 2026, 03:34 PMThis is exciting. I hope all the college presidents give them boot.
Why? Because Kiffin said mean words? This has the feeling of leftists trying to get their claws into something they have no control over.
Regardless, the SEC fired the warning shot last week, and LSU complied and didn't add the NFL guys to the roster. So what changed? Kiffin made snarky comments at halftime?
It would be stupid to kick LSU out of the conference.
Quote from: TC on Sep 08, 2026, 04:09 PMWhy? Because Kiffin said mean words? This has the feeling of leftists trying to get their claws into something they have no control over.
Regardless, the SEC fired the warning shot last week, and LSU complied and didn't add the NFL guys to the roster. So what changed? Kiffin made snarky comments at halftime?
It would be stupid to kick LSU out of the conference.
Agreed
https://x.com/kevinscarbinsky/status/2097425051909783667?s=46
I'm just happy to see the SEC office turn their attention away from screwing us any way possible.
We might actually get a call or two to go our way while they distracted with Lane...fittingly in a year where 1-2 calls won't even get us to cover the spread.
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Sep 08, 2026, 05:32 PMhttps://x.com/kevinscarbinsky/status/2097425051909783667?s=46
That's so odd.
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Sep 08, 2026, 05:32 PMhttps://x.com/kevinscarbinsky/status/2097425051909783667?s=46
Damn, I never thought it would escalate that far. LSU must have talked some kind of shit to them to piss them off that bad. Hiring Wade back may have been the straw that broke the camels back. He's as bad as Kiffin.
Dang, in other news.
https://dailyiowan.com/2026/09/08/ui-student-hawkeye-marching-band-member-taken-off-life-support-after-collapsing-in-heat/
Quote from: Lurk on Sep 08, 2026, 05:55 PMDamn, I never thought it would escalate that far. LSU must have talked some kind of shit to them to piss them off that bad. Hiring Wade back may have been the straw that broke the camels back. He's as bad as Kiffin.
I mean that's some language that's pretty hard to take back and say, "Just kidding, LSU is a valued member of the SEC."
LSU is going to have to eat some serious shit to walk this back.
Quote from: TC on Sep 08, 2026, 04:09 PMWhy? Because Kiffin said mean words? This has the feeling of leftists trying to get their claws into something they have no control over.
Regardless, the SEC fired the warning shot last week, and LSU complied and didn't add the NFL guys to the roster. So what changed? Kiffin made snarky comments at halftime?
It would be stupid to kick LSU out of the conference.
are you calling the sec stupid? Cause I think lane kiffin is stupid
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 08, 2026, 06:12 PMDang, in other news.
https://dailyiowan.com/2026/09/08/ui-student-hawkeye-marching-band-member-taken-off-life-support-after-collapsing-in-heat/
That's tragic. Sorry for his family.
Quote from: TC on Sep 08, 2026, 04:09 PMWhy? Because Kiffin said mean words? This has the feeling of leftists trying to get their claws into something they have no control over.
Regardless, the SEC fired the warning shot last week, and LSU complied and didn't add the NFL guys to the roster. So what changed? Kiffin made snarky comments at halftime?
It would be stupid to kick LSU out of the conference.
it's a little more than that. start at the 2:15 mark.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk642G24QoI
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Sep 08, 2026, 05:39 PMI'm just happy to see the SEC office turn their attention away from screwing us any way possible.
We might actually get a call or two to go our way while they distracted with Lane...fittingly in a year where 1-2 calls won't even get us to cover the spread.
Hey now! Last week we were only 24 points from covering the spread!
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 08, 2026, 06:12 PMDang, in other news.
https://dailyiowan.com/2026/09/08/ui-student-hawkeye-marching-band-member-taken-off-life-support-after-collapsing-in-heat/
Thursday night my 17 year old had a cross country race in owaaso, ok. It was 90+ and ridiculous humidity. As he crossed the finish line he collapsed, unconscious. They called an ambulance and took him to a hospital in Tulsa. His mom called me at 22:30 waking me up, telling me my son is in an ambulance with a heart rate over 200. They gave him a lot of IV fluids, did an EKG and chest X-rays to make sure it wasn't heart or lung related. Determined he had severe dehydration and a heat exhaustion event. It's scary as shit when something like that happens to your kid and you are left wondering if they are going to live.
Luckily, he's ok.
Quote from: BASS on Sep 08, 2026, 08:15 PMThursday night my 17 year old had a cross country race in owaaso, ok. It was 90+ and ridiculous humidity. As he crossed the finish line he collapsed, unconscious. They called an ambulance and took him to a hospital in Tulsa. His mom called me at 22:30 waking me up, telling me my son is in an ambulance with a heart rate over 200. They gave him a lot of IV fluids, did an EKG and chest X-rays to make sure it wasn't heart or lung related. Determined he had severe dehydration and a heat exhaustion event. It's scary as shit when something like that happens to your kid and you are left wondering if they are going to live.
Luckily, he's ok.
Terrifying situation. So happy to hear he's recovering. Give him a big old hug when you see him.
PS: Hardcore move to refuse to give up before he crossed the finish line. Tough kid :thumb_up:
Quote from: BASS on Sep 08, 2026, 08:15 PMThursday night my 17 year old had a cross country race in owaaso, ok. It was 90+ and ridiculous humidity. As he crossed the finish line he collapsed, unconscious. They called an ambulance and took him to a hospital in Tulsa. His mom called me at 22:30 waking me up, telling me my son is in an ambulance with a heart rate over 200. They gave him a lot of IV fluids, did an EKG and chest X-rays to make sure it wasn't heart or lung related. Determined he had severe dehydration and a heat exhaustion event. It's scary as shit when something like that happens to your kid and you are left wondering if they are going to live.
Luckily, he's ok.
Glad he is okay Bass. That is truly terrifying. Thank you Lord for watching out for him.
Scary how the heat can have such an impact so quickly. Glad your boy is ok.
Watched a UCA band member fall out Saturday.
Regarding the Iowa kid, he marched all summer with a Colts Drum and Bugle Corps. Long days practicing all over the country including a brutal Texas summer stretch. Way more physical than college band can ever be. So he was very acclimated to heat and activity. You never know.
Not a popular opinion, but the SEC is looking like some weeping gashes over this. I get needing to enforce rules and Lane has always been one to run right up to any line drawn and rub his ass all over it just to see if they'll do something, but calling for a vote and threatening to kick them out? Bush league. I'll never be a fan of lsu, but they are a true sec school. They belong here. All of this chest beating is ridiculous.
Lane is going to take a page out of the old Nolan Richardson handbook and use this to his advantage. Nothing gets a team/fanbase more fired up than believing everyone's against them.
I'm really torn on this but part of me would love to see the SEC kick their corn dog asses out. They won't get kicked out, but I'd still love to be one of the schools that vote against them.
LSU added two players and locked the roster, no former NFL guys.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 09, 2026, 06:28 AMLSU added two players and locked the roster, no former NFL guys.
That we know of......
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 09, 2026, 06:28 AMLSU added two players and locked the roster, no former NFL guys.
whats to stop them from doing it again next year
I'm guessing Chad will install more offense this week. They should be a well oiled machine.
Quote from: Gambler on Sep 09, 2026, 09:12 AMI'm guessing Chad will install more offense this week. They should be a well oiled machine.
That long trap, play action was hilarious against LSU's first rounders running a 9 technique. The crazy(ier) thing about it was Chad kept trying it well into the 2nd half.
That guys gotta have dirt on people because he has no business being on any sideline in division 1 football.
https://x.com/BrennonChapman/status/2097706922149327347?s=20
I'm just picturing two "walk ons" with weird numbers and no name on the jersey playing at an all-conference level all season for LSU.
Quote from: animal on Sep 09, 2026, 12:12 PMI'm just picturing two "walk ons" with weird numbers and no name on the jersey playing at an all-conference level all season for LSU.
Same here.
Pulling a Chad Powers.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 09, 2026, 12:08 PMhttps://x.com/BrennonChapman/status/2097706922149327347?s=20
I mean technically aren't they still on probation till later this year?
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Sep 09, 2026, 01:21 PMI mean technically aren't they still on probation till later this year?
Till Sept. 21st.
Quote from: HogOfWar on Sep 09, 2026, 01:43 PMTill Sept. 21st.
looks like maybe they fucking around and wanna find out
Quote from: animal on Sep 09, 2026, 12:12 PMI'm just picturing two "walk ons" with weird numbers and no name on the jersey playing at an all-conference level all season for LSU.
That reminds me of UAPB of the late 80s/early 90s.
Quote from: arreferee on Sep 09, 2026, 02:22 PMThat reminds me of UAPB of the late 80s/early 90s.
Had a friend from high school who played there and did that. He told me at Christmas break of our freshman year that he redshirted but played in a couple of games under different names/numbers.
Quote from: arreferee on Sep 09, 2026, 02:22 PMThat reminds me of UAPB of the late 80s/early 90s.
Gunslinger.
Quote from: Gambler on Sep 09, 2026, 03:35 PMGunslinger.
He was Lane Kiffen before Lane Kiffen!
Ain't nothin new, son!
https://x.com/RookieWatxh/status/2097488307819098602?s=20
I imagine they'll be a lot of bidders for this dude going into next off-season NOW.
https://x.com/oldrowsports/status/2097420094066352390?s=46 (https://x.com/oldrowsports/status/2097420094066352390?s=46)
https://x.com/mraustinpredict/status/2097694352822636635?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Has LSU been booted yet? No pun intended...
https://x.com/makpopa/status/2097813026170618039?s=20
Quote from: animal on Sep 10, 2026, 05:59 PMhttps://x.com/makpopa/status/2097813026170618039?s=20
obvious AI slop, nice try Michigan fan
Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby tonight
Quote from: BASS on Sep 08, 2026, 08:15 PMThursday night my 17 year old had a cross country race in owaaso, ok. It was 90+ and ridiculous humidity. As he crossed the finish line he collapsed, unconscious. They called an ambulance and took him to a hospital in Tulsa. His mom called me at 22:30 waking me up, telling me my son is in an ambulance with a heart rate over 200. They gave him a lot of IV fluids, did an EKG and chest X-rays to make sure it wasn't heart or lung related. Determined he had severe dehydration and a heat exhaustion event. It's scary as shit when something like that happens to your kid and you are left wondering if they are going to live.
Luckily, he's ok.
Oh shit, glad he's ok.
https://x.com/panasonicdx4500/status/2098237378791944223?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Dang does that mean Mizzou is now a legit SEC school?
https://x.com/jaylassoku/status/2098127690167369729?s=46&t=6uNMWI6PFOkxijXNhEuvSA
https://x.com/mizzoufans/status/2098217536588251367?s=46&t=6uNMWI6PFOkxijXNhEuvSA
Quote from: DrMongoose on Today at 09:19 AMhttps://x.com/jaylassoku/status/2098127690167369729?s=46&t=6uNMWI6PFOkxijXNhEuvSA
We can't talk. We're wearing our all-whites to Utah.
Those uniforms need to be banned and burned.
https://x.com/bamagoose256/status/2098402722600914950?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g