Yes, it's early.
Aw, hell. It's always football season in the SEC.
Haven't seen this posted anywhere. Not a great way to start the season.
Laura Rutledge is leaving the SEC Nation show and will be replace by...
(checks page)
(checks again)
some dude named Matt Barrie.
Say it ain't so, Paul.
Apparently this Matt dude is one of Paul's buddies. They do a podcast.
Ugh.
https://x.com/UTFootballEdits/status/2045507003527684405/video/1?s=46
Matt barrie is s regular host of sportscenter. I knew she would outgrow an sec network role.
Quote from: BASS on Apr 18, 2026, 12:07 PMMatt barrie is s regular host of sportscenter. I knew she would outgrow an sec network role.
Also a cfb yelling play by play guy with nails on chalkboard voice.
no idea where to put this, but can't pass it up:
https://x.com/1045espn/status/2056733865285128519
https://x.com/1045espn/status/2056733865285128519?
Getting the band back together. What could go wrong?
https://x.com/petethamel/status/2057283652459868548?s=46
Quote from: Spiderham on May 20, 2026, 09:30 PMGetting the band back together. What could go wrong?
https://x.com/petethamel/status/2057283652459868548?s=46
Just came here to post that. Wow. What is going on at LSU is gonna be the subject of many 30 for 30 or SEC Storied episodes
https://x.com/lsufootball/status/2057283568821211603?s=46
Don't forget his critical roles as Kegger Czar and Liaison to Sororities, Gymnastics and Volleyball.
:D
Can't wait to see a Kiffin vs. O fight for the last Plan B pill in Baton Rouge derail the whole season.
LOL Miss back at it
https://nypost.com/2026/05/23/sports/ole-miss-facing-ncaa-probe-after-clemson-blows-tampering-whistle/
Well done...
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Quote from: Spiderham on May 23, 2026, 06:20 PMWell done...
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Lane ain't that cut. Wade sure as hell isn't.
Quote from: DirkPiggler on May 23, 2026, 07:32 PMLane ain't that cut. Wade sure as hell isn't.
Should have dollar bills hanging out their shorts to make it more realistic to why the women are drooling.
I haven't been paying attention did they really hire O back?
Word on the street is he has already impregnated an entire sorority house.
Curt cignetti getting to drive the pace car in the Indy 500 pre race warm up laps
That's a Corvette ZR1X... Ugly ass paint job though. What were thinking gm?
there's maybe three names I recognize now in Indy 500. I haven't watched in a few years.
Quote from: animal on May 24, 2026, 01:37 PMthere's maybe three names I recognize now in Indy 500. I haven't watched in a few years.
that's 2 more than me
How's Little E doing?
Quote from: Natty_Ice on May 24, 2026, 01:56 PMthat's 2 more than me
Some guy I've never heard of won it but it was from a poor's team who ended up having two cars in the top 5 so it was all good
I watched a good chunk of that race and don't think I heard the first utterance of anything engine related with the cars. I liked it better when the engines or gear box or something would explode now and then.
Interesting
https://x.com/j_batacao/status/2060527179356922004?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Quote from: DrMongoose on May 30, 2026, 08:33 PMInteresting
https://x.com/j_batacao/status/2060527179356922004?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Welcome to private equity. They all have the same playbook.
Quote from: DrMongoose on May 30, 2026, 08:33 PMInteresting
https://x.com/j_batacao/status/2060527179356922004?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
I find it extremely gross that people are losing their jobs in order to free up funding to pay 18-22 year olds to play a sport for a few months before they move on to another school.
I hate everything about what college sports has turned into.
I think there is a lot of bloat in many an athletic department across the country (including ours).
Quote from: Cornhogio on May 31, 2026, 08:08 AMI think there is a lot of bloat in many an athletic department across the country (including ours).
Just keep the girls that fuck the coaches and keep them happy.
Quote from: egregious on May 31, 2026, 09:04 AMJust keep the girls that fuck the coaches and keep them happy.
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Sorsby granted eligibility by a judge. NCAA is cooked.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Jun 08, 2026, 09:58 AMSorsby granted eligibility by a judge. NCAA is cooked.
This is an interesting situation. I am sure it will be immediately appealed.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Jun 08, 2026, 09:58 AMSorsby granted eligibility by a judge. NCAA is cooked.
Lol. Just like Chambliss.
Eligibility is one more nail in the coffin of college sports.
https://x.com/RealRobReinhart/status/2064035260778573865?s=20
Quote from: buff2.0 on Jun 08, 2026, 02:14 PMhttps://x.com/RealRobReinhart/status/2064035260778573865?s=20
Just came here to post that. Think the rest of the league will go through with it?
Quote from: jdcatty on Jun 08, 2026, 02:54 PMJust came here to post that. Think the rest of the league will go through with it?
You know Arkansas would based on InTeGriTy.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Jun 08, 2026, 02:14 PMhttps://x.com/RealRobReinhart/status/2064035260778573865?s=20
I guarantee that is false, or an initial knee-jerk reaction that will disappear by the first day of fall practice.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Jun 08, 2026, 09:58 AMSorsby granted eligibility by a judge. NCAA is cooked.
This old ass judge is retired but brought because the judge in Lubbock recused being a tech alum. His reason is that a long suspension would harm his career. Maybe he should have thought of that before he placed like 20000 bets. A degenerate gambling addict. An old dude that probably doesn't believe gambling addiction exists. Going forward I guess drug addiction, serial murder, rape, peds are all ok.
"This is not about Texas Tech. It's about protecting our own locker room. We cannot in good conscience put our student-athletes on a field where the competitive integrity of the contest is compromised and overridden by the courts. If a state court wants to dictate eligibility rules, they can play themselves."
LOL get fucked Red Raiders!
https://sports.yahoo.com/college-football/article/brendan-sorsby-ruling-college-sports-brass-enraged-by-texas-judges-decision--its-f-bulls-182458876.html
This one quoted a SEC AD saying no one should play Texas tech in any sport.
https://x.com/rossdellenger/status/2064052433639129108?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
All talk. Ain't no one going to forfeit a game against Tech.
https://x.com/cfbkings/status/2064124830501294213?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
The irony is that ESPN is littered with adverts on gambling. The Pat Macafer show had a helmet with a Draft Kings emblem on it. You open up page on the app and there is a disclaimer about gambling addiction and a number to call. I'd bet (snicker) some of that money is revenue to teams. On one hand, coaches are screaming about this, but reaping the benefits in the other.
Disney is going to put gambling all over their stuff if the FCC allows it. Get them while they are young and keep them betting with their NIL money.
https://x.com/jacksonbig12/status/2064158602567246129?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
I equate gambling for/against a team you play for to be like insider trading. I have no problem with players gambling as long as their team isn't involved in the bet. How you regulate/monitor that is a different story or an answer I don't know.
https://x.com/derrico_henrio/status/2064392127937708500?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Quote from: Hognrock on Jun 09, 2026, 11:38 AMHow you regulate/monitor that is a different story or an answer I don't know.
A few years ago, the SEC brought a guy from Vegas to our summer clinic to talk about gambling. He said, at the time, the gambling apps can show where a bet was placed within 3 feet. Assuming these players aren't placing bets in the dressing room while 100 other players are around, it should be pretty easy to see who is placing the bets. I'm sure most of them are placed from their dorm room or apartment.
I haven't been paying attention. I take it the kid was caught gambling?
Lost in all of this is that Alabama fired their baseball coach a few years back because he was betting on their games.
So is he good to get back into coaching now?
Quote from: animal on Jun 09, 2026, 02:12 PMI haven't been paying attention. I take it the kid was caught gambling?
Caught, admitted to, and sought treatment for gambling.
Quote from: animal on Jun 09, 2026, 02:12 PMI haven't been paying attention. I take it the kid was caught gambling?
Yes, and gambling on his own games when at IU.
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7342815/2026/06/08/brendan-sorsby-texas-tech-gambling-playing-football-consequences/
Technically it's just an injunction to allow him to play for now till they decide what happens correct? I mean he did break several laws right?
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Quote from: animal on Jun 09, 2026, 02:12 PMI haven't been paying attention. I take it the kid was caught gambling?
to the tune of over 1000 bets totaling $90k.
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Jun 09, 2026, 01:54 PMhttps://x.com/derrico_henrio/status/2064392127937708500?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Why would anyone GAF about an "underground" sports book when you can do it legally on your phone?
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Jun 09, 2026, 04:52 PMWhy would anyone GAF about an "underground" sports book when you can do it legally on your phone?
Shit they can probably run it through polymarket inside a roth IRA.
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Jun 09, 2026, 03:29 PMTechnically it's just an injunction to allow him to play for now till they decide what happens correct? I mean he did break several laws right?
No idea if it's true but what I read earlier was that the injunction is only valid until a full hearing, but that the hearing was scheduled for after the regular season.
To me the main takeaway from this is that Texas Tech's backup quarterback must be total ass. For them to take the PR hit and possibly jeopardize playoff access over a guy who was decidedly average at his previous stops the guy playing behind him must be Peanut Adams level.
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Jun 10, 2026, 07:50 AMNo idea if it's true but what I read earlier was that the injunction is only valid until a full hearing, but that the hearing was scheduled for after the regular season.
To me the main takeaway from this is that Texas Tech's backup quarterback must be total ass. For them to take the PR hit and possibly jeopardize playoff access over a guy who was decidedly average at his previous stops the guy playing behind him must be Peanut Adams level.
Hadn't read that name in a while. Didn't he become a Trooper or something?
Quote from: GeoHogsGeo on Jun 10, 2026, 09:10 AMHadn't read that name in a while. Didn't he become a Trooper or something?
According to this, he's in the secret service now.
https://www.sps.org/community/alumni/hall-of-fame/inductees/class-of-2017
Quote from: arreferee on Jun 10, 2026, 09:18 AMAccording to this, he's in the secret service now.
https://www.sps.org/community/alumni/hall-of-fame/inductees/class-of-2017
Agent Peanut
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Jun 10, 2026, 09:30 AMAgent Peanut
He's tracking down Tater Salad and Nanner Puddin
Quote from: arreferee on Jun 10, 2026, 09:18 AMAccording to this, he's in the secret service now.
https://www.sps.org/community/alumni/hall-of-fame/inductees/class-of-2017
Damn. Good for him.
https://x.com/petenakos/status/2064779923739357546?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Jun 10, 2026, 07:50 AMNo idea if it's true but what I read earlier was that the injunction is only valid until a full hearing, but that the hearing was scheduled for after the regular season.
To me the main takeaway from this is that Texas Tech's backup quarterback must be total ass. For them to take the PR hit and possibly jeopardize playoff access over a guy who was decidedly average at his previous stops the guy playing behind him must be Peanut Adams level.
When you spend $5 mill on a starting qb, you probably aren't spending much on the guy holding a clipboard
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Jun 10, 2026, 02:51 PMhttps://x.com/petenakos/status/2064779923739357546?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
if they had nothing to do with the ruling, then why are they 100% ready to return to court?
punishment would cause the one being punished damage. and the dipshit coach said it isn't like someone was murdered or beaten.
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Jun 10, 2026, 02:51 PMhttps://x.com/petenakos/status/2064779923739357546?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
That's actually a damn good response. I still don't think the kid should play, but the AD put about as good a spin on it as you can.
Quote from: vegashog on Jun 10, 2026, 06:00 PMif they had nothing to do with the ruling, then why are they 100% ready to return to court?
punishment would cause the one being punished damage. and the dipshit coach said it isn't like someone was murdered or beaten.
I'm pretty sure he meant they're fine with going to court against the schools that are refusing to play them. Who knows.
Quote from: Hogworth Ballington III on Jun 10, 2026, 06:03 PMThat's actually a damn good response. I still don't think the kid should play, but the AD put about as good a spin on it as you can.
I think the thing that flies all over me is that a number of kids break team rules and end up getting kicked off the team. Some of which get cast aside for whatever their affliction is...gambling, drugs, anger issues, grades, rape or sa, guns, take your pick. They aren't "treated" for a condition...they are told to get fucked and NEXT. Which is probably the way it should be. Texas Tech is not Woodland Hills Recovery so that whole spin on this shit seems a bit of a stretch. Who wants to bet that this kid will have an amazing recovery in about two months...completely cured.
Quote from: Hogworth Ballington III on Jun 10, 2026, 06:03 PMThat's actually a damn good response. I still don't think the kid should play, but the AD put about as good a spin on it as you can.
Our ad would bumblefuck his way to dipshitsville. Can we hire their ad?
Gambling on your own team is kind of one of those fundamental things that strikes at the heart of the integrity and legitimacy of the game. A rapist can play and it doesn't actually impact the game itself. But if a kid is betting on his own team, then he is possibly point shaving and or doing other things that directly impact the game on the field. No sport can survive if that is allowed.
https://x.com/playoffjimmy_/status/2064800945301536881?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Does Brian Kelly speak "Memfis Skrert" or is he a Foghorn Leghorn one trick phony?
Unpaid consultant? That's fucking insulting but didn't Bert do this a few years?
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Jun 11, 2026, 09:39 AMUnpaid consultant? That's fucking insulting but didn't Bert do this a few years?
He is probably "unpaid" in the same way that top college players were "unpaid" before it became official.
https://x.com/genetics56/status/2065096817805500489?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Is Sorsby facing federal charges?
Texas Tech is really really trying to be a turd in the punch bowl. I like it though. They are making sure they will not be included in any future super conference.
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Jun 11, 2026, 12:42 PMTexas Tech is really really trying to be a turd in the punch bowl. I like it though. They are making sure they will not be included in any future super conference.
It would be absolutely hilarious if there was a breakaway and Tech was left holding their dicks all because they sold their soul to rent a mid QB for 5 months.
Quote from: Feral on Jun 11, 2026, 04:00 PMIt would be absolutely hilarious if there was a breakaway and Tech was left holding their dicks all because they sold their soul to rent a mid QB for 5 months.
Sir they are in the people helpin business. Gambling is a certified illness.
I can not believe a judge honestly believes that someone should not be allowed to suffer because of the consequences of an action they did multiple times.
I did not realize that being a member of a team and playing in games is a right and not a privilege.
But then college athletics is in the mess it is because schools don't want to abide by the rules that they as members of the NCAA made and approved. Meanwhile the conferences got all the power I.e. tv money without having to deal with rule enforcement. 20 years ago no one knew who the conference commissioner was.
In granting the temporary injunction, Curry wrote on behalf of the court that "Applicant has demonstrated he will suffer a probably, imminent, and irreparable injury if the court does not grant this temporary injunction because he will be unable to participate as a member of Texas Tech's 2026 football team, including Texas Tech's 2026 football season and:
"1. Benefit from the elite coaching, training resources, camaraderie, and regimen that only being a member of a Division I football team can provide.
"2. Build the skills necessary to maximize his own success during the college football season, as well as that of Texas Tech's football team and each of its players, and
"3. Make an informed decision regarding whether to enter the 2026 NFL Supplemental Draft."
It's more unbelievable to me that it isn't a federal crime to bet on games in which you have direct influence over AND consequences are thrown out the window and actions dismissed because of a mental health issue related to having a gambling addiction. WTF?
Quote from: BleedinRed on Jun 12, 2026, 02:08 AMIt's more unbelievable to me that it isn't a federal crime to bet on games in which you have direct influence over AND consequences are thrown out the window and actions dismissed because of a mental health issue related to having a gambling addiction. WTF?
That's like saying guy is a serial killer but it's okay...he has a mental illness.
I mean this is a big deal. College football in some ways is hanging by a thread anyway. All you need are fans to suspect that games are actively being fixed by players who are betting on them and that's it. From then on every boneheaded play, dropped pass, and late game score against a weak sister becomes evidence of fixing in the eyes of fans who then will regard it as no more interesting than professional wrestling. And if this one guy who BY HIS OWN ADMISSION not only gambled on college football but his own team's games gets to play, how do you ever keep anyone else out?
The conferences either draw a hard line or this is truly the beginning of the end even though it might take a bit to play out.
Quote from: animal on Jun 12, 2026, 06:09 AMThat's like saying guy is a serial killer but it's okay...he has a mental illness.
It's like taking Ted Bundy and putting him in charge of a sorority house.
Quote from: BASS on Jun 10, 2026, 06:45 PMOur ad would bumblefuck his way to dipshitsville. Can we hire their ad?
I wish, but we are Arkansas and we are not a "win at all cost progam".
I love his paragraph on iNteGrItY.
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Jun 12, 2026, 09:32 AMThe conferences either draw a hard line or this is truly the beginning of the end even though it might take a bit to play out.
This is why I don't think a breakaway by the Big Ten and SEC (and subsequent super league) would work out.
It's *really* difficult to inject uniformity, standards and governance when something is already in process and out of control vs. early in the process when something is growing organically.
The poison pill is the booster. It's not a situation like with the NFL where you have one owner for each team. For the most part, college programs have multiple boosters, and right they are running amok.
Plus, how would collective bargaining even work? How are you going to collectively bargain with a group of players whose eligibility is finite?
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Jun 12, 2026, 09:32 AMFrom then on every boneheaded play, dropped pass, and late game score against a weak sister becomes evidence of fixing in the eyes of fans...
Hmmm, who's had more of those than us?
https://x.com/tommarslaw/status/2066524247070019939?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Again, it is insane to me that Texas Tech is effectively mortgaging their future for a guy who threw for 2800 yards last year and went 12-12 at Cincinnati.
They've gone to the mattresses for him in a way that you would only do for guys like Cam Newton, Mayfield, or Burrow.
Like I said earlier in this thread, it would be hilarious if this is the move that ultimately costs them a spot in a breakaway super league.
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Jun 15, 2026, 10:27 AMhttps://x.com/tommarslaw/status/2066524247070019939?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
That'll leave a mark.
it's perfectly legal under all it's members state laws to allow the b12 to enforce its rules. now other state attorney generals say they are willing to join the case if asked.
what the texass ag was thinking in getting on the wrong side of this, i have no idea. incredibly stupid move. (of course the sand aggie billionaire being a big donor to him probably had a lot to do with it).
sorsby will enter the supplemental draft.
I didn't know law firms filed suits. Who is the client?
Interesting timing, eh?
the whole thing was going to turn into a huge legal hairball. the narrative will be that the kid didn't want to be a distraction (some truth to it i'm sure), but i think the school reached the point that they knew it wasn't worth it going to court with the conference.
Why on earth would an NFL team take a chance on him? Talk about being radioactive.
Quote from: Cornhogio on Jun 15, 2026, 08:36 PMWhy on earth would an NFL team take a chance on him? Talk about being radioactive.
Cleveland needs fresh bodies for the meat grinder.
Quote from: Cornhogio on Jun 15, 2026, 08:36 PMWhy on earth would an NFL team take a chance on him? Talk about being radioactive.
Will be interesting to see what happens here. The NFL has generally always taken gambling very seriously and rightfully so. That being said I think we are coming at this from more of a boomer standpoint where as a lot of the younger fans probably give zero fricks about this. Best guess is he'll be taken probably later in the supplemental draft by a team willing to take a chance on him...anyone with a QB aging out (Pittsburgh)....RAMS (assuming stafford is still playing)....it'll be a place where he wouldn't be expected to come in a compete for a job right away. I kind of doubt anyone wastes a high pick on a guy that has some huge publically known issues going on. I think his draft grade was gonna be 2nd to 4th rounder type...don't know that he was considered 1st rounder but then again a lot of that goes to present needs and what's available.
Also and oh btw the NFL could potentially suspend this guy for a year right out of the box just to drive home a point.
I don't think anyone gives a shit that he was gambling. I think a great many take issue with him gambling on his own team and games. I don't understand how that doesn't rise to a federal crime.
The injunction is what hurt Sorsby the most.
If he doesn't go that route, he could've played the addiction and recovery card and potentially gotten on with a team.
The injunction and shitstorm that followed - which basically tore college football apart and left Tech a mess - made him untouchable.
Their billionaire owner/donor tried to bully the rest of the Big 12 and college football with threats of vastly expensive litigation. It backfired when state governments began to get involved. He escalated and bet that the Big 12 would back down, instead they escalated too.
What is a little unclear is whether Tech backed down in the end or Soresby simply said "I'm out". It's quite possible he didn't want to be in limbo and become more of a pariah than he already was. Also, he did in fact commit some federal crimes and the increased attention would make him a lightning rod. The ultimate escalation would be for him to be prosecuted. It may be that he wanted to try to avoid that and get on with his life.
I'll be honest, I was hoping he'd play this year. The shitshow would have been spectacular, and it would've been interesting to have seen whether the team would've unraveled the minute he fumbles, throws a bad pick, or throws the ball away on 3rd down.
It was fun to see quite literally the entirety of the sports world united against Texas Tech.
It would've made Texas Tech games appointment viewing. I would've hate-watched every game.
Quote from: BleedinRed on Jun 16, 2026, 08:05 AMI don't think anyone gives a shit that he was gambling. I think a great many take issue with him gambling on his own team and games. I don't understand how that doesn't rise to a federal crime.
How do you feel about enabling a opioid addicted player by supplying him fentanyl? He's not a kid placing a few bets. It's like 9000 that are known. Bet over $90k ( hope the irs looks into his winnings). He is a degenerate gambling addict. He will likely relapse as it's a seriously hard addiction to kick. Tech and the judge were enabling this putz in his addiction with that injunction. He needs to skip the draft and focus on recovery. Art Schlicter 2.0.
Quote from: Texzilla on Jun 18, 2026, 09:44 PMHow do you feel about enabling a opioid addicted player by supplying him fentanyl? He's not a kid placing a few bets. It's like 9000 that are known. Bet over $90k ( hope the irs looks into his winnings). He is a degenerate gambling addict. He will likely relapse as it's a seriously hard addiction to kick. Tech and the judge were enabling this putz in his addiction with that injunction. He needs to skip the draft and focus on recovery. Art Schlicter 2.0.
Well, an opioid addicted player who is taking fentanyl will probably have his play affected. That wouldn't be ideal and he should be punished.
His addiction, if it is an addiction, has no bearing on his play so long as he isn't betting on his own team.
Quote from: vegashog on Jun 15, 2026, 07:52 PMsorsby will enter the supplemental draft.
So far he hasn't filed as supposedly his attorneys are lobbying Goodell. With the Big12 lawsuit Tech told Sorsby he would not play a down this season and told him to leave.
The league has some issues. This isn't a kid placing a few bets. This is a severe gambling addict who placed thousands of bets over the past couple years, who had an elaborate network of friends and family to spread his exposure out.
The league is now highly dependent on funds from various gambling operations and sites. It has strict rules because the integrity of the game is required for the gambling industry to thrive; if it looks like wwe no one bets.
Sports betting is the growth addiction on campus. No one talks about it. It's an insidious addiction and very hard to kick. Most treatment joints focused on booze and dope don't deal with gambling. Lots of folks don't understand how terrible it is and media has downplayed the Sorsby addiction. He went to a treatment center. And it's almost 100% he will relapse.
I worked for a guy with a highly addictive personality. Went from alcohol, to Coke, to sex to heroin to food. I was with him in Vegas at a casino bar. He was drinking a Diet Coke while we waited on a dinner reservation. He put $20 in a video poker machine and won $4k. It was immediate. Back home he started taking his wife to casinos on weekends. She became an addict as well. They lost their house, jobs, their marriage. He kicked everything but gambling.
Quote from: BleedinRed on Jun 18, 2026, 09:57 PMWell, an opioid addicted player who is taking fentanyl will probably have his play affected. That wouldn't be ideal and he should be punished.
His addiction, if it is an addiction, has no bearing on his play so long as he isn't betting on his own team.
Quote from: BleedinRed on Jun 18, 2026, 09:57 PMWell, an opioid addicted player who is taking fentanyl will probably have his play affected. That wouldn't be ideal and he should be punished.
His addiction, if it is an addiction, has no bearing on his play so long as he isn't betting on his own team.
I don't think you get it. Degenerate gamblers tend to get their dick in a vise. They rack up huge debts. And here he will have to be on the down low so dealing with bookies instead of traceable electronic sites. So it might have zero to do with placing bets on his own team. It might be taking a fall, with a fumble or Int at the wrong time, to clear a debt. It's a serious problem and why gambling is a lifetime ban.
As fucked up as college sports are now, allowing sports gambling is the dumbest threat yet to the whole thing. Just make it the wwe.
To be clear, I'm not arguing it should be allowed. I'm simply saying gambling on sports isnt necessarily the same as taking fentanyl.
My prescription...
Treatment carry thru 2026 into 27
Draft Prep for 2027
Wash, Rinse, Repeat outrage
Probably still hits the commissioners list for 27
Teams will be more likely to take a chance on him as a late round pick in 27 when a lot of those picks are garbage picks anyway. This gives him time to rebuild his image as a "changed man" etc. Maybe even actually get him help if he's surrounded by people who take it seriously. Pretty safe bet college football is not going to let this guy back in though.
As far as the NCAA goes, gambling is WORSE than taking fentanyl. As it should be. It's about the integrity of the game itself, not the well being of nor morals of the individual players.
not to mention the actual crimes he and those close to him committed.
he funnelled over $60k to people to make bets while he was a minor. did the same while he was in texass which is illegal regardless of age. finally, he could have to deal with fanduel and whatever other platforms he used.
He might as well move on to full time gambling. His football playing days are over. No way in hell does he get signed by a pro team.
Where does a HS and college student get this kind of money to gamble? Oh right, another side effect of NIL.
I gambled for about one semester in college, consistently lost to the tune of a few hundred dollars, and got out of the "losing money" business forever.
One of college football's most lucrative transfer portal acquisitions has turned into a staggering $2 million disaster for the University of Tennessee.
https://www.dailymail.com/sport/college-football/article-15934931/tennessee-chaz-coleman-football-cut.html
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Jun 27, 2026, 02:20 PMOne of college football's most lucrative transfer portal acquisitions has turned into a staggering $2 million disaster for the University of Tennessee.
https://www.dailymail.com/sport/college-football/article-15934931/tennessee-chaz-coleman-football-cut.html
I'm smelling bi-polar or other mental condition (or gay), pressure getting to the kid.
We really haven't yet seen the long term impact having millions of dollars thrown at you without really having to earn a penny of it does to the mental state of some of these guys.
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Jun 27, 2026, 02:20 PMOne of college football's most lucrative transfer portal acquisitions has turned into a staggering $2 million disaster for the University of Tennessee.
https://www.dailymail.com/sport/college-football/article-15934931/tennessee-chaz-coleman-football-cut.html
"It remains entirely unknown how much of the original $2 million valuation was already paid out to the athlete before the university moved to terminate the contract."
This blows my mind. Why on earth would NIL be paid up front.
Quote from: BleedinRed on Jun 27, 2026, 04:31 PM"It remains entirely unknown how much of the original $2 million valuation was already paid out to the athlete before the university moved to terminate the contract."
This blows my mind. Why on earth would NIL be paid up front.
I'm sure the keed's agents are making cash up front a requirement before they sign these days.
The college sports deserves to collapse.
Part of me likes that this new system has already produced a championship for a program that was nowhere sniffing a natty 2 or 3 years ago. It also angers me that we still have fuck heads in charge of our program preaching about "what it looks like" and other boomer level thinking.
think a lot of us on here were saying we needed to get out in front of this because it was an opportunity to find some new leverage but instead the leadership pissed it's pants not knowing how to fund it, hiring the wrong people, getting outside help from the wrong firms etc. 100 percent of that goes on HY's docket but somehow he escapes blame the way he disappears when we're losing.
Kinda like this naming rights thing where the prior naming rights agreement ended like a year ago? I assume the school hasn't seen a penny since then...seems like a revenue stream worth pursuing....2 years ago, but with inflation that 5 mil per now is gonna be better than the whatever the fuck it would have been 2 years ago so the slow slugs in suits fell in a mud hole and came up holding 100 dollar bills. IDK
But hey lets keep feeding guys that haven't pissed a drop millions because that seems like an excellent business plan.
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Jun 27, 2026, 06:08 PMI'm sure the keed's agents are making cash up front a requirement before they sign these days.
They're getting paid up front just to take visits in some cases.
Rodney Hill hit the portal and landed at Savannah State
Quote from: buff2.0 on Jul 04, 2026, 01:28 PMRodney Hill hit the portal and landed at Savannah State
ouch
And now the SEC issues a statement saying basically the league does not approve of the pro players coming back to college. Well fine-- do something about it. Forfeit games that those guys play in, or at least don't count them for league standings. Nothing the courts could do about that.
This is much akin to the Rino's writing "strongly-worded" letters to people.
DO SOMETHING!
Quote from: jdcatty on Aug 24, 2026, 10:16 PMAnd now the SEC issues a statement saying basically the league does not approve of the pro players coming back to college. Well fine-- do something about it. Forfeit games that those guys play in, or at least don't count them for league standings. Nothing the courts could do about that.
This is much akin to the Rino's writing "strongly-worded" letters to people.
DO SOMETHING!
That's how I read it...some people are saying they've put the hammer down. I think it's telling certain member institutions (LSU) this isn't cool no matter if you found a loop hole or not. Really any of the 5th year guys shouldn't be able to play but since we got two or three then hell lets roll with it. I don't think we should be grabbing dudes off the practice squad though that's really crossing the line.
This is pretty funny:
https://x.com/EllisAndrew_/status/2092244286452416712
and exactly right.
all p4 conferences are expected to pass this kind of rule today apparently.
yes it will go to court but if they make the issue all about conferences being able to police their own members, i think it's a little different than just the eligibility stuff these judges are ruling on.
Bringing back NFL players is not fair to existing college players. The leagues are going to get sued either way: by a former player now in an NFL camp but getting cut who is looking to make some money playing another college year, versus a player already enrolled in college who gets cut from the team to make room on the roster limit for a 5th-year NFL player.
I think they'd rather defend the right of the college kid over the guy who turned pro and now wants to come back for a cash grab, rather than an NFL practice squad for the league minimum, the UFL, Europe, or an arena league.
with 105 scholarships available for football, it's not them that are getting their schollies taken away. from what i have read it's the non-revenue guys/gals that are being told they are sol even tho they are enrolled and attending classes. the whole thing is fucked up and some of these state judges have to be getting kick backs.
so we lose Wooden? He tried out for the NFL but didn't get picked up.
lose both of the guys we signed that week. that was because of the fed circuit court getting a stay on the colorado ruling that made them eligible.
i guess an arkansas state judge could make a ruling if a case is brought.
Quote from: Spiderham on Aug 25, 2026, 10:41 AMBringing back NFL players is not fair to existing college players. The leagues are going to get sued either way: by a former player now in an NFL camp but getting cut who is looking to make some money playing another college year, versus a player already enrolled in college who gets cut from the team to make room on the roster limit for a 5th-year NFL player.
I think they'd rather defend the right of the college kid over the guy who turned pro and now wants to come back for a cash grab, rather than an NFL practice squad for the league minimum, the UFL, Europe, or an arena league.
They would rather win championships because that brings in $$$s. They don't care about the individual player.
Seems like most high school kids would then probably go to a smaller school for a couple of years and see how things go. No matter how talented they are. Why go up against ex pros and get killed or ride the bench?
https://x.com/RealRobReinhart/status/2092069447603196285
I don't believe the SEC has guts enough to actually do this, but they should. I hope I am wrong.
Quote from: vegashog on Aug 25, 2026, 10:51 AMwith 105 scholarships available for football
When was that increased from 85 to 105? I must have missed that.
Quote from: arreferee on Aug 25, 2026, 02:09 PMWhen was that increased from 85 to 105? I must have missed that.
A couple years ago but SEC schools agreed to cap it around 80 so as to not have to pay that many players. At least I think that's right.
think they agreed to keep it at 85 for a couple of years to let current walk-ons age out, so to speak
Quote from: jdcatty on Aug 25, 2026, 02:09 PMhttps://x.com/RealRobReinhart/status/2092069447603196285
I don't believe the SEC has guts enough to actually do this, but they should. I hope I am wrong.
Add that twitter account to your list of parodies to ignore.
Quote from: vegashog on Aug 25, 2026, 03:46 PMthink they agreed to keep it at 85 for a couple of years to let current walk-ons age out, so to speak
That makes more sense than what I pulled out of my ass.
https://x.com/rossdellenger/status/2092384141488620017
Be interesting to see how Sankey enforces it.
It feels like a decade ago that we all hated Texas Tech for bringing in the gambler.
No Kenny Rogers jokes necessary.
we just signed a former All-American safety? wut
https://www.nwahomepage.com/sports/pig-trail-nation/arkansas-adds-liberty-all-america-safety-brylan-green-to-current-squad/
Quote from: buff2.0 on Aug 25, 2026, 06:41 PMIt feels like a decade ago that we all hated Texas Tech for bringing in the gambler.
No Kenny Rogers jokes necessary.
Think Kiffin is having a meeting this evening with his lawyers and AD?
Quote from: buff2.0 on Aug 25, 2026, 06:41 PMIt feels like a decade ago that we all hated Texas Tech for bringing in the gambler.
No Kenny Rogers jokes necessary.
The entire thing is absurd and getting worse every day.
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Aug 25, 2026, 06:47 PMwe just signed a former All-American safety? wut
https://www.nwahomepage.com/sports/pig-trail-nation/arkansas-adds-liberty-all-america-safety-brylan-green-to-current-squad/
Unlike any of our returning defenders, he's actually beaten a SEC team in our stadium.
Quote from: jdcatty on Aug 25, 2026, 06:23 PMhttps://x.com/rossdellenger/status/2092384141488620017
Be interesting to see how Sankey enforces it.
In two to five years they will reverse it.
i don't see it getting reversed at all. nobody wants the current situation.
nfl cuts are coming on the 30th. that's going to be an interesting couple of days.
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Aug 25, 2026, 06:47 PMwe just signed a former All-American safety? wut
https://www.nwahomepage.com/sports/pig-trail-nation/arkansas-adds-liberty-all-america-safety-brylan-green-to-current-squad/
(Almost) game week free agency.
Ain't the Wild West fun?
Quote from: vegashog on Aug 25, 2026, 07:13 PMi don't see it getting reversed at all. nobody wants the current situation.
nfl cuts are coming on the 30th. that's going to be an interesting couple of days.
No one likes it, but the old days of "college football" are gone. These are paid professionals.
A Premier League is inevitable with contracts and a CBA.
Sucks, but it is only a matter of time.
Quote from: HogOfWar on Aug 25, 2026, 07:07 PMIn two to five years they will reverse it.
Hell, they may reverse it before the weekend is over.
Quote from: jdcatty on Aug 25, 2026, 08:42 PMHell, they may reverse it before the weekend is over.
If someone is going to Ohio State, you are probably right.
https://x.com/bobbywilson1004/status/2092384684638359917?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Can we just end LSU for good
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Aug 26, 2026, 01:41 PMhttps://x.com/bobbywilson1004/status/2092384684638359917?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Can we just end LSU for good
It's pretty telling that their university president voted with the other 15 to support Sankey in preventing pros from playing college sports.
Kiffin couldn't handle the pressure of being a face. He's been desperately waiting for his chance to make a heel turn again.
lsu president actually abstained, lol.
Lolz if kiffin is suspended before even coaching his first game at lsu.
If only LSU had Jeff Long as AD.
LSU is a menace
https://x.com/csmithmedia/status/2092660668235161773?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Quote from: Barton Fink on Aug 26, 2026, 02:16 PMIf only LSU had Jeff Long as AD.
The Jeff Long that hired an employee and then fired the football coach for banging her?
Or the "strippers on family night" Jeff Long?
I obviously missed Family night.
Quote from: Barton Fink on Aug 26, 2026, 04:18 PMI obviously missed Family night.
That was at Kansas
fun fact. long's daughter, christina, has a heisman vote.
ESPN is fucking up college football!!
https://share.google/WyYBi6aGHJdhstF6G
QuoteESPN will no longer show the BottomLine ticker on regular season games that are broadcast on ABC, ACC Network, the main ESPN, ESPN2, ESPNU, ESPNews, and the SEC Network.
"We're always looking for ways to better serve sports fans. By removing the BottomLine during live action, we're creating a cleaner presentation that keeps the focus where it belongs: on the field," an ESPN spokesman told Front Office Sports.
"One of the most recognizable, and sometimes controversial, features that college football fans have seen when watching games on ESPN networks is set to go away."
Sometime controversial? I didn't realize the watching public was divided on that small scrolling graphics that let us all know what was going on real time with other games.
I'm upset I missed an opportunity to get in on the debate over it all!
At least when we get shit stomped in the early games the whole nation won't be reminded every couple of minutes for the rest of the day.
Would anyone be surprised if that space was replaced by ads?
Quote from: Cornhogio on Aug 27, 2026, 05:51 AMAt least when we get shit stomped in the early games the whole nation won't be reminded every couple of minutes for the rest of the day.
Would anyone be surprised if that space was replaced by ads?
I think you missed the part where it's going to have annoying pop ups every time someone scores.
Haven't had a Grylls meme in awhile
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fcs season starts tonight. most all the games are on espn+.
a couple of ex hogs, james jointer and joey su'a are starting for the purple bears.
Quote from: Cornhogio on Aug 27, 2026, 05:51 AMAt least when we get shit stomped in the early games the whole nation won't be reminded every couple of minutes for the rest of the day.
Would anyone be surprised if that space was replaced by ads?
not at all. ESPN just wants more money I would bet they already have pop up ads on the bottom already in place for the first week. Fuck them
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Aug 27, 2026, 09:10 AMnot at all. ESPN just wants more money I would bet they already have pop up ads on the bottom already in place for the first week. Fuck them
Probably Draft Kings odds for games to bet on.
Quote from: HogOfWar on Aug 27, 2026, 10:03 AMProbably Draft Kings odds for games to bet on.
Live odds and prop bets during the game you're watching.
For only $99 a season you can upgrade to the ESPN Double Plus Good plan with the exclusive scrolling score bar at the bottom on your screen.
Quote from: Third_down_draw on Aug 27, 2026, 10:35 AMFor only $99 a season you can upgrade to the ESPN Double Plus Good plan with the exclusive scrolling score bar at the bottom on your screen.
This hits too close to home. This week I saw a $140 charge go through my bank acct for something called "espn print subscription." Wtf is that?
Quote from: Hogworth Ballington III on Aug 27, 2026, 11:25 AMThis hits too close to home. This week I saw a $140 charge go through my bank acct for something called "espn print subscription." Wtf is that?
you prob got a promo free last year for eapn magazine and now they are charging you after the deal expired. Lolz
https://x.com/rcb05/status/2092980585362841904?
Fansville is quick on the uptake
It's all retarded and everyone involved should be shot, taxidermied, and shot into space.
https://x.com/danwolken/status/2093102365926703126
This guy is good.
UCA is playing UT Martin on ESPN+ if ur desperate
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Aug 27, 2026, 06:41 PMUCA is playing UT Martin on ESPN+ if ur desperate
Apparently, I is!
4 min to halftime and UCA has a 13-10 edge.
Edit to add: 19-17 Bears at the half
tv schedule for the season. maybe get this stickied?
https://lsufootball.net/tvschedule.htm
Quote from: jethro on Aug 27, 2026, 07:40 PMApparently, I is!
4 min to halftime and UCA has a 13-10 edge.
Edit to add: 19-17 Bears at the half
I am that desperate also. The UCA qb is pretty good.
Underdog Bears win 36-24!
I'm gonna be cheering for the underdogs almost every Saturday.
Quote from: jethro on Aug 27, 2026, 09:37 PMUnderdog Bears win 36-24!
Purple Bruins power!
I literally grew up on the ASTC/SCA/UCA campus. Still hate the Wonder Boys! ;D
Quote from: vegashog on Aug 27, 2026, 08:54 PMtv schedule for the season. maybe get this stickied?
https://lsufootball.net/tvschedule.htm
I've had that bookmarked since 2009.
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So when everyone plays their first game do we even know who the fuck is eligible? Do we care?
https://x.com/walexander/status/2093430577948950908?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Aug 28, 2026, 12:34 PMSo when everyone plays their first game do we even know who the fuck is eligible? Do we care?
Depends if we lose or not.
Quote from: vegashog on Aug 27, 2026, 08:54 PMtv schedule for the season. maybe get this stickied?
https://lsufootball.net/tvschedule.htm
Yes please! Dat's dey one...DAT'S DEY ONE!
wild finish to game from last night:
Did Villanova get a bunch of Arkansas transfers.
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Aug 29, 2026, 05:59 AMwild finish to game from last night:
If you ever visit the Williamsburg area, you should take time to stroll through the W&M campus; it's beautiful and filled with historic sites and buildings. They play sound football in a competitive league and the games are usually entertaining. We lived about 45 minutes away and would occasionally take in a game.
Seems ESPN has done a 180 on Bobby Petrino, they now love him and are singing his praises on the pre-game show!
What changed?
Quote from: FNG on Aug 29, 2026, 07:44 AMIf you ever visit the Williamsburg area, you should take time to stroll through the W&M campus; it's beautiful and filled with historic sites and buildings. They play sound football in a competitive league and the games are usually entertaining. We lived about 45 minutes away and would occasionally take in a game.
this is one of the most beautiful campuses I've visited
Less than a minute away from the first Saturday of the season. We're back, boys!
Quote from: mde114 on Aug 29, 2026, 09:21 AMSeems ESPN has done a 180 on Bobby Petrino, they now love him and are singing his praises on the pre-game show!
What changed?
Not coaching us, working for Belichick the GOAT
Bobby might try to fire Bill this season
Is Petrino calling plays from the booth?
I hope Chris Hansen doesn't read the woopigs. These comments sound pulled from a game thread.
a6cdf3ffdd9d7769c7a7691edd18d782.mp4
https://www.facebook.com/share/1EpDqMJAhT/
SEC Country posted on Facebook that the SEC will comply with Judges order to let former NFL players play on SEC teams
The SEC: "Hey so we all voted that NFL players can't play on SEC teams."
Also the SEC: "Hey so some judge told us to sit down when we pee, so we're going to do that now."
To be honest, the NFL rejects playing college ball doesn't bother me much.
They're not good enough to make a roster, and an admission that the coach going after them has holes in their team. See Kiffen and us.
You could argue that bringing them in now is weakness, and will further disrupt team chemistry with guys on the team.
I see it as a net negative for Kiffen.
Bobby pulled out the wheel route and the UNC QB missed an easy TD pass.
Edit: And then the kicker sends the FG attempt into the 3rd row down the sidelines.
Every offense struggles under Bobby during the first game or two. Until they get real game film and a few more weeks understanding shit. I'm not sure how good tcu is, but neither team look like they belong in the top 25.
TCU QB could have picked up that 2 yds by running it. Lol
Lincoln riley never goes under center, unless it's a qb sneak. And he's right to. That shotgun QB run on 3rd and half a yard is just fucking retarded.
Thank you to the invention of multiview.
Golf championship, NFL preseason. And two college games at the same time.
Lol 2nd and 12 play action to slam the first nail in to the coffin
Quote from: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2026, 02:18 PMLol 2nd and 12 play action to slam the first nail in to the coffin
Great call
So a player signaling first down is unsportsmanlike conduct, but putting both arms up in the direction of the first down is ok. Makes sense.
Nm
Feels like two 6-6 teams flew to dublin to square off.
Quote from: FNG on Aug 29, 2026, 07:44 AMIf you ever visit the Williamsburg area, you should take time to stroll through the W&M campus; it's beautiful and filled with historic sites and buildings. They play sound football in a competitive league and the games are usually entertaining. We lived about 45 minutes away and would occasionally take in a game.
I went there with my daughter years ago. Great historic area.
I don't think TCU is gonna be very good and everyone is gonna jump on the chapel bill bandwagon.
Let the overreactions begin!
Slapfight in Charlottesville! Acc football it just means meh
The best
https://x.com/Super70sSports/status/2093787044526817526/video/1?s=61
Usc is doing what they are supposed to do.
Maivia looks good at QB.
Damn. Dude scored a TD and then had "seizure-like symptoms" on the sideline.
https://x.com/HaroldRKuntz3/status/2093791843268112828?s=20
Virginia looks like a good football team
Man that is awful. Feel for the family.
is Jewell a college?
The number of fans in the stands at usc is awful. Embarrassing for a school like that.
Good thing we don't have a North Dakota State on the schedule.
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Aug 29, 2026, 04:04 PMis Jewell a college?
Maybe William Jewell? Edit...yes. I think that's in the KC area
Florida State playing on the CW? weird
N Alabama just kicked off against Samford if you wanna see next week's opponent
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Aug 29, 2026, 06:03 PMFlorida State playing on the CW? weird
And looking pretty fucking mediocre
Quote from: BASS on Aug 29, 2026, 06:42 PMAnd looking pretty fucking mediocre
I used to count Norvell as yet another coach with Arkansas ties that we missed on, especially during their undefeated season.
Scratch that.
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Aug 29, 2026, 06:15 PMN Alabama just kicked off against Samford if you wanna see next week's opponent
What channel?
Quote from: Feral on Aug 29, 2026, 06:59 PMI used to count Norvell as yet another coach with Arkansas ties that we missed on, especially during their undefeated season.
Scratch that.
They beat Alabama last year! I mean, if you stop counting everything that happened after that, it's a pretty good season.
It's been two years since that fan said he'd eat dog shit if they lost to Boston College.
Quote from: Feral on Aug 29, 2026, 06:59 PMI used to count Norvell as yet another coach with Arkansas ties that we missed on, especially during their undefeated season.
Scratch that.
Those ex Memphis coaches usually suck.
Oh damn. :stache:
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Aug 29, 2026, 06:03 PMFlorida State playing on the CW? weird
Really screwed up a previously scheduled Gilmore Girls marathon weekend.
Go Bows!
College football is the best!
https://x.com/brett_mcmurphy/status/2093886512911810814?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
I just turned it over to the UNLV game before it went to commercial. Is Tom Brando the call. Feels like forever thankfully since I heard him call a game.
The white claw commercial looks gay as fuck.
There have been a lot of commercials. This is what is going to make it hard to watch these late games like ours vs Utah.
Anyone else see the LB for TCU today? His name is Dillon Arkansas. I don't remember ever hearing of someone with the last name of Arkansas
Charles Huff just wins. Nice takedown of UNLV.
Quote from: DrMongoose on Aug 30, 2026, 12:48 AMCharles Huff just wins. Nice takedown of UNLV.
That's what happens when you disturb the ghost of Elvis pretending he was a UNLV fan.
Quote from: DrMongoose on Aug 30, 2026, 12:48 AMCharles Huff just wins. Nice takedown of UNLV.
I thought both teams looked pretty decent. UNLV's qb looked solid but Memphis started getting to him late. I think they'd both beat us.
unlv oline had no conditioning. gave up four sacks in the 4th quarter alone. playing indoors.
edit. that was a different game.
https://x.com/tommarslaw/status/2093858682735890837
I really hope he's correct, and I assume he probably is based off his track record.
The comedians are now doing serious videos. This is what college athletics has become... He's not wrong.
https://youtu.be/WD5eUhDtGeA?si=CD45QVNDxudzEEwu
Quote from: vegashog on Aug 30, 2026, 07:27 AMunlv oline had no conditioning. gave up four sacks in the 4th quarter alone. playing indoors.
edit. that was a different game.
It was some great analysis though for something!
yeah, after the edit the post didn't make much sense.
the part about unlv online was true, but it wasn't mullen that went for a fourth and long in the third quarter.
Quote from: TC on Aug 29, 2026, 10:21 PMAnyone else see the LB for TCU today? His name is Dillon Arkansas. I don't remember ever hearing of someone with the last name of Arkansas
what about Arkansas dave?
Quote from: TC on Aug 29, 2026, 10:21 PMAnyone else see the LB for TCU today? His name is Dillon Arkansas. I don't remember ever hearing of someone with the last name of Arkansas
He has a brother (DJ) who plays LB for Rice.
Quote from: FNG on Aug 30, 2026, 08:24 PMHe has a brother (DJ) who plays LB for Rice.
Holy shit it's true. A pair of linebacker brothers with the last name, Arkansas. One at TCU and the other at Rice.
We would have recruited them but was afraid Missouri would just scoop them up.
https://x.com/nextroundlive/status/2094488691708244303?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
It's serious.
https://x.com/rossdellenger/status/2094484095606607896?s=46
My favorite quote on this.
https://x.com/rossdellenger/status/2094499541412163943?s=46
Can they really do anything other than kick lsu out of the league and is that even legal considering the current judges ruling?
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Aug 31, 2026, 02:46 PMCan they really do anything other than kick lsu out of the league and is that even legal considering the current judges ruling?
Ultimately I think they can kind of do whatever they want. If it goes far enough I would expect state AGs, legislatures, and governors to get involved...if everyone decides to get into a dick measuring contest. I don't think it is a fight LSU can win no matter what legal decisions they might get. If the SEC hangs tough, LSU will fold like TT did unless they get butthurt and decide to go down in flames.
I'm good with kicking LSU out. But do we have to take someone else?
I think the SEC better ask ESPN how they feel about losing one of the top 3 teams from their billion dollar contract.
Quote from: mde114 on Aug 31, 2026, 03:32 PMI think the SEC better ask ESPN how they feel about losing one of the top 3 teams from their billion dollar contract.
fuck espn
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Aug 31, 2026, 03:33 PMfuck espn
This. UNC to the red courtesy phone. Or Clemson. Potato, podildo.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Aug 31, 2026, 03:40 PMThis. UNC to the red courtesy phone. Or Clemson. Potato, podildo.
or maybe we just kick out Missouri I don't know why we have them in to begin with
Quote from: mde114 on Aug 31, 2026, 03:32 PMI think the SEC better ask ESPN how they feel about losing one of the top 3 teams from their billion dollar contract.
Meh. LSU isn't that popular nationally. It's still a small, impoverished, mostly shitty state. New Orleans is the top TV market in that state coming in at #53 nationally (#19 in SEC footprint). Little Rock is #56 (#20 in SEC) for reference. They do also add Shreveport at #84 and Baton Rouge at #95.
ESPN would probably work to broker a settlement though just to keep the peace (and for exclusive rights to the negotiations).
https://x.com/RedditCFB/status/2094443615778967649/photo/1
If I'm reading this right, and I'd like to think I am...the bottom 1/3 of the state are ULM/LA Tech fans, the top eastern 1/3 are Red Wolf/Memphis fans, Missouri St fans take up a sliver of the north and only 1/3 of the state are Arkansas fans?
Have things gotten that bad?
https://x.com/no3sports/status/2094517880633122995?s=46
Quote from: BleedinRed on Aug 31, 2026, 03:48 PMhttps://x.com/RedditCFB/status/2094443615778967649/photo/1
If I'm reading this right, and I'd like to think I am...the bottom 1/3 of the state are ULM/LA Tech fans, the top eastern 1/3 are Red Wolf/Memphis fans, Missouri St fans take up a sliver of the north and only 1/3 of the state are Arkansas fans?
Have things gotten that bad?
The hint that your thoughts as to your reading of it are in fact NOT correct are right there in the section entitled "Rules".
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Aug 31, 2026, 03:54 PMThe hint that your thoughts as to your reading of it are in fact NOT correct are right there in the section entitled "Rules".
You're right. I just saw the picture. Didn't see the underlying rules. Hell, give the county to Ecclesia College.
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Aug 31, 2026, 03:52 PMhttps://x.com/no3sports/status/2094517880633122995?s=46
You got got.
No3 Sports.
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Aug 31, 2026, 04:33 PMYou got got.
No3 Sports.
Oh well, still time for it to happen.
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Aug 31, 2026, 04:37 PMOh well, still time for it to happen.
So you weren't wrong, it just hasn't happened yet.
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Aug 31, 2026, 03:52 PMhttps://x.com/no3sports/status/2094517880633122995?s=46
we shall see...what happens if they do t play them...everyone else falls in line who plays them?
Quote from: TC on Aug 31, 2026, 05:29 PMSo you weren't wrong, it just hasn't happened yet.
Yes, it hasn't happened yet.
Quote from: TC on Aug 31, 2026, 05:29 PMSo you weren't wrong, it just hasn't happened yet.
he's never wrong fucker
Were the G league/NBA guys ruled eligible? I know there was some talk about it a while back. I'm just wondering how this is different especially if those players spent time on an NBA pre-season camp roster.
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Aug 31, 2026, 06:27 PMhe's never wrong fucker
Has it happened yet? No it hasn't.
Quote from: animal on Aug 31, 2026, 06:33 PMWere the G league/NBA guys ruled eligible? I know there was some talk about it a while back. I'm just wondering how this is different especially if those players spent time on an NBA pre-season camp roster.
I am confused. I can't keep up but all I know is Fuck LSU.
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Aug 31, 2026, 06:37 PMI am confused. I can't keep up but all I know is Fuck LSU.
Even with all of their football bs, basketball may be worse.
The average age of their expected roster is 22. One asshole is 25. Mostly European. I hope they wind up with 4 players.
Congress needs to pass the legislation that Cal has talked about.
God bless the guy who has started making this:
https://x.com/ianfortney/status/2094467870600126551?s=46
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I don't know how or why but the Budweiser Clydesdales are set to make a special appearance at the lsu game....if it happens
Also fuck this POs
https://x.com/bobbywilson1004/status/2094567956919280000?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Sep 01, 2026, 08:33 AMAlso fuck this POs
https://x.com/bobbywilson1004/status/2094567956919280000?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
In his defense, he doesn't seem to worry much about his reputation. :)
Quote from: arreferee on Sep 01, 2026, 10:07 AMIn his defense, he doesn't seem to worry much about his reputation. :)
You could almost say he don't give a damn 'bout it
He's a a fucking whore. I bet he would pair well with Erika Kirk
Quote from: Spiderham on Aug 31, 2026, 09:49 PMGod bless the guy who has started making this:
https://x.com/ianfortney/status/2094467870600126551?s=46
AA5D44CF-86D1-4C7D-8E4B-1EA90C8DB803.jpeg
Agree. My son in law texts it to me every Saturday.
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Sep 01, 2026, 10:37 AMHe's a a fucking whore. I bet he would pair well with Erika Kirk
She may be the "Ms. Freshwater"...
End of an era. Lost a good one today.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2026/09/01/buddy-stephens-last-chance-u-fired-emcc/91559568007/
Clemson can hide the fact their QB sucks for at least one more week if they forfeit
Dabo should have been calling up Brady and asking if he wanted an NCAA ring to go with the Super Bowls
Sorry for the long post but I've been looking for this for years. The website went defunct but found it on reddit...
Top 10 Reasons You Know It's College Football Season.
10) Getting into it with 'The Greatest Generation'
'Sit down.' 'We can't see the game.' 'I pay money for these seats.' 'I like Ike.'
You're bound to hear it. You're at a game. You stand up. You cheer. And, mostly, it goes by unnoticed.
Then, at some point, the grey-hairs in the back start bitching. And rightfully so. The way they see it, they didn't see their buddies die face down in the Battle of Antietam so young whippersnappers in zoot suits could stand up and act all uppity.
You pay it no mind. You glance back. Finally, the smuggled sock-bourbon forces it out of you:
'Listen old man, it's 4th and 1. Either stand up and watch, or just imagine the shit like you did during the golden era of radio.'
And before you know it, you have General Longstreet's superior officer coming at you with an AARP seat cushion like he's Sonny Corleone by an open fire hydrant.
The fight will rage on for eternity.
You'll never see eye-to-eye. And not just because he's bent over like an on-duty prostitute. Because you're from two entirely different worlds.
When you were in college, 50 Cent was a rapper. When he was in college, 50 Cent was a damn good salary.
9) Going back to campus and exaggerating how much ass you'd re-get in college
If you were still in college, you would get so much pussy.
You would smash ass at such an record-shattering pace that it would lead to televised Senate hearings. See that hot girl? You would tap it. That blonde? You would crush it. The curly-headed one? Your id just fucked the shit out of her id. Doggystyle.
'Man, do you know what I would do if I were still in college?'
If you were still in college, parents would send their daughters to school with fucking wrought-iron panties. Dads would order their daughter's va-jay-jays to retreat to Helm's Deep to avoid being ransacked by the massive armies of your cock.
Never mind real life, and all the times you went home empty-handed and jerked it to Windows-Media-Player-porn.
Nevermind all the times you got shot down in front of the entire fucking bar, took home the fatty, or got too drunk to spit game and was turned down by an army of 3 A.M. Plan B's.
Because if you could do it again, you would be fucking Pierce-Brosnan-with-the-cameras-rolling. Your dick would be so active, it would have a resume. You would fuck until '1-UP's starting popping up over your head. You would would fuck like Star Power.
Oh, and all the girls now are hotter than they were when you were there.
All of them. You have to say it. It's a rule. It has nothing to do with the fact that you're used to working in an office all day with 35-year old women with tank asses and titties that look like Zip-loc bags full of water.
21 year-old girls now are hotter than 21 year-old girls were in the ancient bygone era of 1998-2002.
Uh huh. And you could bag them all.
8) Your girlfriend/wife questioning your sanity
Somewhere between the broken remote control and you shouting repeated obscenities at a 37"-inch Samsung LCD TV, it's bound to happen.
'You're crazy.'
She's right. You are fucking crazy. You're bat-shit. And you know it. Then again, it's the fall. 90,000 other people in hundreds of American cities go bat-shit every Saturday.
She just doesn't understand. She's a woman. And women are irrational. Women are so irrational they don't understand why you spend 15% of your salary on season tickets and love your starting quarterback and hate your starting quarterback and love your starting quarterback and let the actions of 19 year-old strangers dictate your mood for one-fourth of the Caesarian calendar.
They just don't get it. Crazy bitches.
7) Deciphering incoherent message board code
'RTR.' 'WDE.' 'JFK.' 'FDR.'
WTF does any of this mean?
What in the name of monogrammed towels is going on?
No one knows, but in the midst of logging on to your team's message board and trying to find legit info, you'll want to find out. Because entering a message board as an abbreviation-virgin can be like the real thing: painful and confusing.
It starts out innocently enough. You log on in search of inside info on USC's new 13-star quarterback signee. You click on a thread that catches your interest, and – boom – it's like you're playing scrabble with Gary Busey.
'LMAO.' 'ROTFL.' 'IMHO.' 'STFU.' If these aren't the caps-lock ramblings of a deranged lunatic, well then just what in the fuck are they?
They're message board abbreviations. And it's college football season. So make like Nicholas Cage and decipher that shit ASAP.
What does all of this mean?
DLAMJFTSOFY.
(Don't Look At Me Just Figure That Shit Out For Yourself.)
6) Breaking the spirit of the irritating small-school fan
You know that guy in your office, who invariably went to some non-BCS school, that's more of an annoying cunt than Gilbert Gottfried in a full vagina outfit? You know, the guy who cheers for the impossibly mediocre program yet has unbearably high expectations at the start of every season?
"Man, I don't know, I just have this feeling this year. If our transfer JUCO QB can come around and the 12 freshmen on our offensive line can step up, I think our brand-new inexperienced coordinator will have a lot to work with and it won't really matter than our only scholarship running back runs a 23-minute 40. Shoot, we might surprise some folks in the [insert conference of choice]."
No, you aren't surprising anyone. Your team's mascot should be Danny Devito. Your favorite team is a legalized midget. And yet every year you display the same fuck-me-in-the-brain hope syndrome.
And last year only made things worse. Giving these assholes the parity-driven '07 season was like handing a homeless guy the keys to a non-existant Jaguar. False hope abounds.
South Florida. Boston College. Appalachian State. Kansas.
Thanks Football Gods. Now, dumb assholes everywhere think teams like the Tulane Green Wave are going to pull a BCS six-peat.
At the start of the season, these small-time dreamers are more annoying than big-school blowhards.
But, come October, when their team is sporting a fat 3-loss lip, the bounce in their step has been replaced by cold, hard, satisfying reality.
If you have a state university coffee mug, this is the time to bring it to work.
5) Making hung-over Fantasy Football decisions
If you're a true college football fan, you don't give a proper fuck about the NFL. You watch it, you like it, you follow it. But you don't really give a fuck about it. To true college fans, the NFL is like the show that came on HBO after a really good episode of The Sopranos. Just because it's on your TV screen, doesn't mean you care what happens.
And so, in the choice between Saturday night and Sunday morning, Sunday morning gets run over like a fleet-footed possum.
The after-effect of this concrete fact? Fantasy football shame.
Should you go with Marshawn Lynch against the Patriots D or go to the bathroom and puke straight vodka?
Did you sleep in? Did you get lucky last night? Were you two up until sunrise playing 'Tag, you're it' with your pants down? Good for you. Hope you enjoyed it. Because while she might have been the one getting pounded last night, once 12:00 P.M. strikes, it's your turn Cinderella.
And in your sad state, you're fucked. Your clothes smell like the Zoo. Your hair smells like Afghanistan. You aren't fit to lead a group of men onto the football field. You aren't fit to lead a group of men to Waffle House.
And when you come around to your senses at 8:34 P.M. with your fantasy team down 42-116, you have only your college fanaticism to blame.
What were you thinking sitting Edgerrin James against the SF D/ST? Why did you think Eli Manning was a must-start against the BYE?
Because you didn't know what the fuck you were doing, that's why.
Because your left eye was shut like the door to George Wallace's guest house.
Because you couldn't see straight. Because you couldn't see at all. Because your face looked like Rocky Balboa's at the end of Rocky IV.
Because you needed a bald sweaty black guy over your shoulder yelling "Start the one in the middle!" to even have a fucking chance.
Because either set your fucking fantasy line-ups during the week, or get Clubber-Langed. Fool.
4) Mooching the tailgate HD
There are some things that are just meant to be mooched. WiFi. Cigarettes. Domestic fridge beer. And campus-tailgate HDTVs.
You know. You're tailgating it up in a grass field full of tents as far as the eye can see. You were too lazy to get into town early, but you know a buddy who knows a guy who knows a guy who has a tailgate. And an hour after you roll into to town, you roll by the tent.
The HD is just sitting there. Big, bright, shiny. Go ahead. Mooch it. Ask the score. Squint. Lurk. Who gives a fuck if you don't know the tent owner from Adam? That's not what's important here.
What's important here is that it's 6:48 left in the 4th and Ole Miss is about to go up on Georgia.
'Hey, does anyone know the Ole Miss-Georgia score?'
Yea, the guy with the giant fucking TV knows it. Now quit asking questions and go mooch the HD.
The owner of the HD wants you to mooch it. The HD itself wants you to mooch it.
It's like a girl in a hoochie skirt at a nightclub. Do you think she spent all that time picking out her slut-gear and putting on her slut-gear and hiking-up her slut-gear and setting up her slut-gear... so that guys WOULDN'T stare at it?
Of course not. She wants you to stare at it. And not just one or two guys. Every guy who walks by it. She brought it out in public for that exact reason.
Sure, you stare at it long enough and she'll turn around and give you a look. Don't be fooled. She loves it. She loves the attention.
It's the same way with tailgate HD. Mooch and mooch hard.
And before you start to feel guilty, remember, there's nothing wrong with just lookin'.
The best way to HD-mooch is to just glance at a TV screen that's naturally within your view/conversation. So long as you're not stealing chairs, no one should give a fuck.
And if they do, fuck them. Keep staring. Or, just go find another one to stare at. There are plenty of fish in the HD-tailgating sea.
If a 37-incher wants to play hard-to-get, fuck that bitch. Go find a 40-inch.
But don't just go for one just because you're desperate. If there's some box with fucking rabbit ears sitting under a near-empty tent, don't just make a beeline for it, no matter how desperate you are for the Ohio State score. Use your fucking cellphone if you want it that bad. Or, just pound a few beers and say 'Fuck it. TV's TV.' We've all been there.
Haven't found one yet? Relax. There's bound to be a 47-inch HD beauty nestled somewhere in this grassy Saturday paradise.
Remember, alumni are rich as shit. How else do you think college football players make so much? Now go find you some damn HD.
Walk by. Look. Stare. Mooch. Mooch the HD. Hell, if you're close enough, mooch the Fritos.
3) Dreaming about being Kirk Herbstreit
Don't sit here and fucking lie. Don't even act, for one second, like you've never gazed into the handsome wonder that is Kirk Herbstreit's face and thought 'That guy gets more skirt-warmth during one commercial break than I got my Freshmen-to-Junior years.'
Go ahead. Stare. It isn't gay. It's actually quite the opposite.
Imagine showing up for work and your boss saying:
"OK (your name), what we need you to do today is to go to a college campus full of hot pussy and be good-looking on national television. Oh, and be sure to watch plenty of football, talk about plenty of football, and hang out with plenty of uber-famous football coaches. Anyway, here's your hotel key and a few extra copies for any big busty sluts that happen to throw themselves in the general vicinity of your cock during the upcoming Thursday-Sunday time frame."
You love you some Herbstreit. And please, no comments about the gelled hair. You aren't fooling anyone. You're jealous. You'd gel your pubes with hot kitchen grease if it meant taking Kirk Herbstreit's job for 15 minutes.
Why do you think your girlfriend lets you watch College Gameday, you dense fuck? Because while you're busy geeking out over which cartoon-animal-face Lee Corso is going to put on top of his head, she's going for an imaginary ride on Kirk Herbsteit's pelvis.
You think you're jealous? How do you think other former mediocre Ohio State quarterbacks feel? How fucking pissed would you be if you were Craig Krenzel? While Herbstreit is out smashing on hot Big-12 puss, you're sitting at home jerking it to the 2002 calendar year and having wet dreams about phantom pass interference calls.
Coming to movie theatres this fall: Being Kirk Herbstreit. 'Three college-football fanatics find a secret portal to Kirk Herbstreit's head and discover an endless world of fame, college football, and hot sex as they embark on a spiritual journey of vaj-pounding across ACC/SEC/PAC-10 country.'
2) Chastising Wal-Mart jerseys
Much like sixteenth-century Britain, in the world of college football, there are social classes. Hierarchies, if you will.
And grown men in Wal-Mart jerseys are the fucking indentured servants of college football fandom. Everyone looks down on them. And for good reason.
Because if you could afford season tickets, Miller Lite, a wife, and the gas money to get to your favorite college town, you can afford a real fucking jersey.
Not a fucking Wal-Mart jersey.
We all know Wal-Mart jerseys. Those hideous team-oriented nylon beasts ugly enough to double as a future throwback for the 2046 Cincinnati Bengals.
We all know them. And we all hate them.
For instance, there is perhaps no jersey in college football as simple and elegant as the white-on-red home uni of the Alabama Crimson Tide. And what better way to show your home-game allegiance to an old-school masterpiece than by trashing it up with white zebra stripes, 3D numbers, grey shoulder squares and D-cup-sized elephant logos?
No matter what your education-level, job-status, career, salary, athletic ability, talent, house-size, dick-size, primary-TV-size, or ass-getting ability, you may forever look down on anyone in a jersey purchased from the king of Everyday Low Prices.
You could be a janitor with a two-inch dick, a GED and a publicly visible STD, and so long as you're a college football fan, you have total social permission to chastise any man in a Wal-Mart football jersey.
It doesn't matter if he's the CEO of the fucking Northern Hemisphere. His jersey looks like something a Chinese Rugby team would wear. To practice.
You could put the King of England in a Wal-Mart jersey and he'd immediately be labeled a redneck douche of epic proportions.
Wal-Mart jerseys. The college football equivalent of a fanny-pack.
1) ESPN will be out to get you.
ESPN hates you.
And more importantly, ESPN hates your team.
ESPN will go to any length to diss your team. Any length. You know that LSU coozie you used to have but can't seem to find? ESPN took it. Because ESPN hates LSU. That is, if LSU is your team.
It has nothing to do with you being too passionately involved in both liking your team and hating other teams. ESPN just likes to fuck with your head. That's why when Mark May says something like 'LSU has question marks at quarterback. Watch out for Florida in this one' you get pissed. Sure, you just read the same thing in the Times Picayune. But the Times Picayune isn't ESPN - who clearly is having a love affair with Urban Meyer and the Gators while simultaneously throwing the LSU Bengal Tigers under the bus every chance they get.
Unless you're a Florida fan. In which case the time that Chris Fowler made that dig about Urban Meyer's 28-point loss to Alabama is clear evidence of an ESPN-wide plan to, in fact, shut the UF football program down.
Remember that time ESPN ran a story about your favorite player getting arrested? Nevermind that he actually did get arrested. That's bullshit. ESPN is bullshit. And it is obvious that, by running timely stories about factual events, ESPN is biased against your team.
It doesn't matter who you pull for.
Whoever your favorite team is, ESPN hates it. ESPN hates anything you love, and loves anything you hate.
ESPN hates your dad. Unless you hate your dad. In which case ESPN loves your dad.
If you love bread, ESPN is 'anti-sandwich.' If you hate end-pieces, ESPN will run a special about end pieces. Mark May will hold up two hard, crusty-ass end pieces and hype the shit out of them all year long. Bob Ley will run a special called 'Outside The Loaf.' Ivan Maisel will write a column with a pun-filled headline like 'The piece to the end puzzle' and mind-force you to read it and then email him in anger about it.
If you were for the Union, ESPN was for the Confederacy.
If you had a Sega Genesis, ESPN had a Super Nintendo. If you had a Super Nintendo, ESPN had Sega Genesis.
If you liked like Tombstone, ESPN liked Wyatt Earp.
If you preferred Use Your Illusion I, ESPN preferred Use Your Illusion II.
If you pulled for Dan, ESPN pulled for Dave.
If you think OJ is guilty, ESPN is black.
ESPN hates everything you stand for. Unless you stand for something else. Then ESPN hates that too.
My gawd that was long. I asked ChatGpt to summarize...
Summary
This is a
satirical, profanity-heavy list of 10 signs that college football season has arrived, poking fun at the obsessive, irrational culture surrounding college football fandom.
The main ideas are:
- Arguing with older fans at games — Young fans stand and cheer, while older fans complain that they can't see. The joke is that the generations are hopelessly incompatible.
- Romanticizing your college days — Fans returning to campus convince themselves that, if they were still in college, they'd be wildly successful with women, conveniently forgetting how things actually went.
- Your partner thinks you're insane — College football turns otherwise normal people into screaming, emotionally unstable fanatics whose moods depend on 19-year-old athletes.
- Learning football message-board slang — Fans encounter endless abbreviations and insider jargon and have to decipher the strange language of online college-football communities.
- Enjoying small-school fans' unrealistic optimism — Fans of mediocre or smaller programs convince themselves every year that they're about to become a Cinderella story, only to come crashing back to reality by October.
- Ruining your fantasy football team while hungover — College football Saturday takes priority over preparing for NFL fantasy football Sunday, leading to terrible lineup decisions made while exhausted and hungover.
- Mooching off other people's tailgate TVs — If you see a giant HDTV at a tailgate, you're encouraged to shamelessly watch it for scores rather than bothering to set up your own.
- Dreaming of being Kirk Herbstreit — The author imagines the ultimate college-football lifestyle: traveling to campuses, watching games, appearing on TV, and being surrounded by famous coaches and attractive college students.
- Mocking cheap Wal-Mart jerseys — College football fandom supposedly has its own social hierarchy, and fans wearing cheap, ugly officially licensed jerseys are portrayed as the lowest class.
- Believing ESPN hates your team — No matter which team you support, you become convinced that ESPN is biased against you. The joke is that fans interpret virtually anything ESPN says or does as evidence of a conspiracy.
Overall: The article isn't really offering serious reasons; it's
mocking the irrationality, tribalism, drinking, nostalgia, competitiveness, and paranoia that make college football fandom so intense. The recurring joke is essentially:
If you love college football, you're going to lose your mind every fall—and that's part of the fun.
Thanks for the cliffs notes
Ima need a summary of the summary
Lol
Quote from: BASS on Sep 01, 2026, 07:28 PMThanks for the cliffs notes
Yeah...that shit's really funny. 🙄
https://x.com/thestevenwillis/status/2095189730962870552?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
https://x.com/PeteThamel/status/2095198051916816558
Isn't Gardner-Webb our first opponent in 2027?
Quote from: jdcatty on Sep 02, 2026, 03:52 PMhttps://x.com/PeteThamel/status/2095198051916816558
Isn't Gardner-Webb our first opponent in 2027?
I don't know but this guy looks like he's a serial rapist and has a small dick
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Sep 02, 2026, 06:04 PMI don't know but this guy looks like he's a serial rapist and has a small dick
I was leaning kid Diddler
https://x.com/redredwinedawg/status/2095214866915016851?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Sep 02, 2026, 09:59 PMhttps://x.com/redredwinedawg/status/2095214866915016851?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
I don't know why teams keep hiring this asshat. He causes controversy everywhere he goes.
Quote from: Son of Spam on Sep 03, 2026, 10:06 AMI don't know why teams keep hiring this asshat. He causes controversy everywhere he goes.
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SEC files lawsuit against LSU, Lane Kiffin for recruiting, signing ex-pros (https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/news/college-football/sec-files-lawsuit-against-lsu-lane-kiffin-for-recruiting-signing-ex-pros/)
Wow
Quote from: arreferee on Sep 03, 2026, 01:00 PMSEC files lawsuit against LSU, Lane Kiffin for recruiting, signing ex-pros (https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/news/college-football/sec-files-lawsuit-against-lsu-lane-kiffin-for-recruiting-signing-ex-pros/)
Who didn't see this coming? The only surprise is that the SEC filed the suit.
As a lawyer, this is convoluted as fuck.
The SEC is requesting that the court "enter a preliminary and permanent injunction prohibiting Defendants from violating the Conference's First Amendment rights by compelling the Conference to associate with conduct that is contrary to the Conference's purpose and mission."
Because LSU is hiring pros, that violates the SEC's free speech rights?
I literally don't follow the logic.
https://x.com/wafb/status/2095560837956034861?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
https://x.com/petethamel/status/2095562637962584218?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Lolz
Utah Utes on ESPNU at 8:00pm
I still haven't bought a sports package...thinking about just bootlegging the entire season. So hopefully Pinto or somebody got this shit.
Let's go GT! Where you at Egregious. Mendoza will take us to the promised land!
Rutgers should stop playing College football.
https://x.com/johnnaborsshow/status/2095608360523423968
Didn't know whether to put this here or in the Awesome thread
Quote from: razor5396 on Sep 03, 2026, 07:19 PMRutgers should stop playing College football.
Or maybe schedule Arkansas more often.
umass, 0-12 last season, is up at rutgers 24-7 in the 4th.
Might as well have been the late Clive Burr kicking that one...
Georgia Tech just got fucked.
Guarantee you the female ref is the one who blew the play dead despite the running back still moving forward in the pile and not down.
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 03, 2026, 07:49 PMGeorgia Tech just got fucked.
Guarantee you the female ref is the one who blew the play dead despite the running back still moving forward in the pile and not down.
I thought if there was an immediate recovery they could reverse that call. Maybe wouldn't have been a touchdown but GT would have the ball.
That mizzou guy was out of bounds. Bullshit call against PB
This is beyond retarded
https://x.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/2095681128975806838?s=20
LoL @ "Louisiana Judge."
Fuck the SEC. Go on and play those guys!
Meanwhile, I hope our QB looks as good as Simmons this weekend. If not, I'm going to wonder why we didn't try to sign him.
Georgia Tech fucked again. Ball went backwards and they call incomplete pass.
The Ramblin Wreck better win this game.
Quote from: mde114 on Sep 03, 2026, 08:40 PMFuck the SEC. Go on and play those guys!
Should have said, "geux on".
The SEC should just give LSU the business on Reffing but you know the only one getting prison sex wears a Hogs helmet
Harding only 167 yards short of the single-game record across all divisions. Per a Redditor who's been paying closer attention, 608 of their 747 yards have been on the ground.
Edit: Towel got thrown in at 76-0.
https://reflect-harding.cablecast.tv/internetchannel/watch-now?site=1
SEC should tell that judge to fuck himself and the college presidents should boot LSU out of the conference.
Bert getting outcoached by Alex Mortenson. Did Mortenson get an interview from HY?
Quote from: mde114 on Sep 03, 2026, 09:42 PMBert getting outcoached by Alex Mortenson. Did Mortenson get an interview from HY?
At this point he could probably be QB / head coach.
Utes look good...against the Vandals.
Quote from: mde114 on Sep 03, 2026, 09:42 PMBert getting outcoached by Alex Mortenson. Did Mortenson get an interview from HY?
Where is this game? I can't find it.
B10 network/fox streaming
I'll give credit to UAPB. Yes, they are getting beat badly, but they aren't quitting.
So, with the UMass win does that mean the Hogs have the nation's longest current losing streak?
Nope, Okie State has lost 11 in a row. We are tied as 2nd most with Purdue at 10.
Matt Barrie's voice is fingernails on a chalkboard and then he won't stfu
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 03, 2026, 07:49 PMGeorgia Tech just got fucked.
Guarantee you the female ref is the one who blew the play dead despite the running back still moving forward in the pile and not down.
Never should've given them the
vote whistle!
Well, GT is going down.
Edit: not so fast my friend!!!
What an ending.
Hate it for GT.
That bad whistle actually cost GT the game.
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 03, 2026, 10:39 PMWell, GT is going down.
Edit: not so fast my friend!!!
What an ending.
Hate it for GT.
Motherfucker!!
Illinois just scored on a pick 6 to go up by 26 with 5 mins to go. Spread was 25.5.
If you have ever spent any time rooting for GT you should never be surprised by the turds they can lay.
To call Colorado-GT a cripple fight is an affront to cripples everywhere.
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Sep 03, 2026, 10:49 PMThat bad whistle actually cost GT the game.
Yes it was. Hard to believe in this day and age something like that can still happen.
Quote from: egregious on Sep 03, 2026, 11:44 PMIf you have ever spent any time rooting for GT you should never be surprised by the turds they can lay.
To call Colorado-GT a cripple fight is an affront to cripples everywhere.
I had the over in that game. ::)
https://x.com/secnumbersguy/status/2095703134509170748?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
https://x.com/Vol_Sports/status/2095850703545643454/video/1?s=46
Good puppy. My daughter just sent me this.
Dabo's still got time to sign Colin Kaepernick before rosters are due
https://x.com/ChadFisher/status/2095738109191143838?s=20
I think the SEC needs to go scorched earth on LSU or find itself sued by a school or players every single time it makes a ruling someone doesn't like.
It makes no sense. The player in question is a second team tight end. Kiffin is just a spoiled brat that won't take no for an answer. They have the talent to win it all and are risking it by doing this stupid shit.
Quote from: Lurk on Sep 04, 2026, 11:54 AMIt makes no sense. The player in question is a second team tight end. Kiffin is just a spoiled brat that won't take no for an answer. They have the talent to win it all and are risking it by doing this stupid shit.
look at his off field behavior...he's a middle aged men chasing 18 year old pussy still and sexting chicks that could be his daughter. Lane is an idiot
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Sep 04, 2026, 11:57 AMlook at his off field behavior...he's a middle aged men chasing 18 year old pussy still and sexting chicks that could be his daughter. Lane is an idiot
Wait...I thought this was America.
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Sep 04, 2026, 10:58 AMI think the SEC needs to go scorched earth on LSU or find itself sued by a school or players every single time it makes a ruling someone doesn't like.
They're trying.
Different sport now, but same school
https://www.si.com/onsi/softball/news/two-former-lsu-softball-players-testify-in-court-plan-return-to-college-after-going-pro-paytn-monticelli-jalia-lassiter-2026
How much eligibility does Darius Philon have left? Asking for a friend.
This is why you should not do drugs kids
https://x.com/jacobdaviscfb/status/2095932877573644354?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Chad may settle in a bit more now that his kid is over playing ball (I assume he doesn't have an 11th year of eligibility)
Quality troll
https://x.com/uarkbands/status/2095982666159944139?s=20
yeah, that's pretty good.
It really fucking sucks watching a guy we couldn't seem to find a way to get on the field be a star at a better program.
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Sep 04, 2026, 11:57 AMlook at his off field behavior...he's a middle aged men chasing 18 year old pussy still and sexting chicks that could be his daughter. Lane is an idiot
Why do guys have to stop chasing when they're middle age? Did America stop when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? C'mon man!
Franklin Pierce and Marist?
Wonder if they dress up a student like him and have him drive a carriage drunk like a madman at halftime?
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Sep 04, 2026, 07:20 PMIt really fucking sucks watching a guy we couldn't seem to find a way to get on the field be a star at a better program.
I know there's been several, but who in particular?
Toledo spoiling pat fitzgerald's sparty debut on fs1
https://x.com/pff_college/status/2096068797564383390?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
He was also first team all SEC last year.
It's not even like he was a star here and wanted a big bag we couldn't match. Maybe he wanted a bigger bag we couldn't or wouldn't match but we barely got him to piss a drop. He gets to OU and he was an instant star.
This is well done
https://x.com/vol_football/status/2096025113615269898?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
America!
https://x.com/macbarstool/status/2096034370758770731?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
sategna never really wanted to play for arkansas. committed to aggie, then oregon, and then got a bag to come to fayetteville. got a bigger bag from ou, and he's done well there.
lsu didn't add those two guys to the roster.
I'm pretty sure Biddy said at one point that OU doubled what we were paying him.
Boy, you sure miss a Laura Rutledge on this SEC pregame show.
Chase Daniel is terrible. So is Tebow.
Desmond Howard has a covid era haircut. Good God man!
Quote from: Zoso on Sep 05, 2026, 09:17 AMDesmond Howard has a covid era haircut. Good God man!
I bet he colors it too.
The fact that this is being said on the SEC network tells me that some pretty powerful people as far as the conference goes are tired of Lane's shit and LSU too. They are thinner ice than they might realize.
https://x.com/claytravis/status/2096248418377040096?s=46
I can't find OU vs Michigan. My phone says it's on Fox but they have Indiana vs North Texas. WTF?
What a catch by the IU WR.
Quote from: Zoso on Sep 05, 2026, 11:18 AMI can't find OU vs Michigan. My phone says it's on Fox but they have Indiana vs North Texas. WTF?
Next week
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Sep 05, 2026, 10:53 AMThe fact that this is being said on the SEC network tells me that some pretty powerful people as far as the conference goes are tired of Lane's shit and LSU too. They are thinner ice than they might realize.
https://x.com/claytravis/status/2096248418377040096?s=46
Anybody but Lane and they would embrace it.
Quote from: Hogfan58 on Sep 05, 2026, 11:20 AMNext week
Thank you. I'm currently drunk and on dope.
any others that have youtube tv getting espn unlimited without paying for it?
Ohio leading Nebraska 10-7. That might not buff out.
Alabama looks good but not dominant
#1 for Bama is not a good receiver. 2 easy catches dropped already.
Quote from: vegashog on Sep 05, 2026, 11:39 AMany others that have youtube tv getting espn unlimited without paying for it?
I have it
ECU scores. Broadcast needs to show the replay of the sorority chicks again.
Put the camera back on the East Carolina hoochie mama dancing on the sideline. Probably a coaches wife or a players mom. But she was hot and titties were bouncing.
Quote from: vegashog on Sep 05, 2026, 11:39 AMany others that have youtube tv getting espn unlimited without paying for it?
Yes. It was added earlier this week.
https://x.com/SharpFootball/status/2094924085620850755/video/1
Quote from: vegashog on Sep 05, 2026, 11:39 AMany others that have youtube tv getting espn unlimited without paying for it?
DirectTV stream added it too
Quote from: BASS on Sep 05, 2026, 11:51 AMAlabama looks good but not dominant
And then they go and score 3 td's in less than 6 minutes.
#1 for Bama has improved greatly between the first two possessions and now.
South Carolina and their top five pick QB scored a whopping 7 against Kent State in the first quarter.
Quote from: BASS on Sep 05, 2026, 12:30 PMSouth Carolina and their top five pick QB scored a whopping 7 against Kent State in the first quarter.
He has led them on four scoring drives of over 85 yards, ending in 4 TDs.
I hope KJ looks as good.
early games are ass, which was expected. maybe baylor - auburn will be worth watching for a bit.
Indiana throttling. North Texas. Wish we were that good.
Quote from: BASS on Sep 05, 2026, 12:30 PMSouth Carolina and their top five pick QB scored a whopping 7 against Kent State in the first quarter.
Can you stop commenting on our enemies?
Quote from: BASS on Sep 05, 2026, 12:30 PMSouth Carolina and their top five pick QB scored a whopping 7 against Kent State in the first quarter.
22 in the second. ::)
Couple hundred fans at the South Carolina game
Nebraska playing starters in the 4th quarter against Ohio with a 7 point lead.
All the ladies in Nebraska will be calling for the coach to be fired at church in the morning.
At the student center by Neyland.
Some kids just have to be born with it and brag...IMG_5216.jpeg
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Sep 05, 2026, 10:53 AMThe fact that this is being said on the SEC network tells me that some pretty powerful people as far as the conference goes are tired of Lane's shit and LSU too. They are thinner ice than they might realize.
https://x.com/claytravis/status/2096248418377040096?s=46
LSU doesn't add near the value to the league that they think they do. Bunch of lower tier TV markets (all smaller than the LR market). Unlike Alabama, Auburn, and even Georgia and Tennessee they don't have pull in Birmingham.
They had best play ball. Clemson would join the league tomorrow to keep the requisite number of Tigers and fill out the Death Valley quota. Hell Notre Dame might join up if the money is right.
EDIT: The New Orleans market is marginally larger than central Arkansas (53rd vs 56th).
It would probably take $100mm a year to get Notre Dame
Quote from: BASS on Sep 05, 2026, 01:58 PMNebraska playing starters in the 4th quarter against Ohio with a 7 point lead.
All the ladies in Nebraska will be calling for the coach to be fired at church in the morning.
Wow I have a unique ability to jinx things. As soon as I post something here, events occur as to make me look foolish.
Anybody else's YouTube tv just stop working?
I think it's my tv. The Vizio platform has gone down over the years. I have never had a tv with this many issues.
Quote from: BASS on Sep 05, 2026, 01:58 PMNebraska playing starters in the 4th quarter against Ohio with a 7 point lead.
I admit to confusion. Should they be playing backups with a 7 point lead?
Or was this tongue in cheek?
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 05, 2026, 02:46 PMI admit to confusion. Should they be playing backups with a 7 point lead?
Or was this tongue in cheek?
I was pointing out they have played so poorly against mighty Ohio that they didn't have the option to put the backups in.
Boise State just did a 75 yard drive for a TD on their opening drive against Oregon.
bonehead play by the baylor qb.
Arch comes across as a little bit dumber than his two uncles. He just threw into tight double coverage.
Quote from: vegashog on Sep 05, 2026, 02:56 PMbonehead play by the baylor qb.
forgot that's d j lagway.
After 10+ minutes, Oregon is down 7-0 to Boise State
Lagway is in midseason form.
Which is not what you want if you're Baylor.
Lagway is now playing with an air cast on his ankle. I've never seen that one before.
They don't have any other QB on the roster?
Oklahoma state offense has looked awful
Boise still leading Oregon
Byrum Brown is looking quite overrated so far.
He's not fleet of foot or decision-making. And he throws sidearm.
wtf?
https://x.com/trektonics/status/2096347778733732132?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
https://x.com/chrisvannini/status/2096347927115350133?s=12
Quote from: BASS on Sep 05, 2026, 02:57 PMArch comes across as a little bit dumber than his two uncles. He just threw into tight double coverage.
Right on cue, ESPN/abc starting the arch hype train for "impressive" performance vs Texas state.
Quote from: DrMongoose on Sep 05, 2026, 04:28 PMRight on cue, ESPN/abc starting the arch hype train for "impressive" performance vs Texas state.
And some dumbass gm will draft him in the first round
Oregon will be motivated
https://x.com/CBSSportsCFB/status/2096352101517451265/video/1?s=61
Damn
https://x.com/mike_daddino/status/2096299408967053727?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Maybe I'll just become an Indiana fan. Fuck it.
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 05, 2026, 05:02 PMMaybe I'll just become an Indiana fan. Fuck it.
Or North Texas State!
How long has it been since #2 team went down on opening weekend?
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Sep 05, 2026, 05:09 PMHow long has it been since #2 team went down on opening weekend?
The Oregon cheerleaders may need some comforting.
Quote from: HogOfWar on Sep 05, 2026, 05:20 PMThe Oregon cheerleaders may need some comforting.
they all need to go down to comfort themselves.
Boo birds with an early appearance in Atlanta.
Golesh deserves it.
4th and 5 at the Baylor 36, lined up to punt, and surprising not even Ray Charles, tried a fake that didn't go well.
Lane did the Tiger walk with three smoking hot skimpily dressed ho's walking right behind him. They were putting on a show. :D
Quote from: Lurk on Sep 05, 2026, 05:27 PMLane did the Tiger walk with three smoking hot skimpily dressed ho's walking right behind him. They were putting on a show. :D
You know he's trying to stick it in Livvy
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 05, 2026, 05:37 PMYou know he's trying to stick it in Livvy
If not why not?
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 05, 2026, 05:37 PMYou know he's trying to stick it in Livvy
If her guy doesn't pull his thumb out of his ass she is going to be looking.
Will Weeks looks like a typical white douche, hope he makes Lane's daughter an unwed mom.
Baylor running up the middle twice for little gain, down 7. Arranda is dumb.
Baylor scores a TD with 9 seconds left, goes for 2, stopped at the 1-inch line, Auburn wins 17-16.
One of the best tackles in the history of tackles. Textfuckingbook.
So the LSU/Clemson game is delayed due to lightning, yet they are allowing the fans in the stands. Safety first for the Coonasses.
Quote from: HogOfWar on Sep 05, 2026, 06:42 PMSo the LSU/Clemson game is delayed due to lightning, yet they are allowing the fans in the stands. Safety first for the Coonasses.
Wonder how many corn dogs an average bolt of lightning would cook?
Quote from: mr.zorak on Sep 05, 2026, 07:24 PMWonder how many corn dogs an average bolt of lightning would cook?
Lol. Maybe they are paying to find out.
A&M sucks, which is always nice.
Western Michigan with an INT and then a FG with 3 seconds to go in the half to close it to a 6-7 game.
UCA is getting steam rolled by future opponent West Florida 42-7 on wild turf
I'm torn between wanting Lane to lose and watching the team dumb enough to hire Chad as OC get totally shut down.
Team Meteor.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 05, 2026, 08:43 PMI'm torn between wanting Lane to lose and watching the team dumb enough to hire Chad as OC get totally shut down.
Team Meteor.
Talk about a rock and a hard place.
Not torn at all after what that clown did to our program. Hope LSU wins bigly.
Oh NOW Starzyk can make a kick in Baton Rouge
PSA: Western Michigan ahead of non-directional Michigan 9-7 in the middle of the 4th quarter.
I see Clemson's strategy is to do nothing with the ball and wear down LSU's offense
Dabo might have been left behind for various reasons.
Clemson isn't what Clemson was.
Clemson fans on Reddit have already turned lol
Imagine that, a chad Morris offense going nowhere
The basketball goal on the sideline is gonna cost LSU a knee but hey it's cool right?
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 05, 2026, 09:23 PMClemson fans on Reddit have already turned lol
They were primed. He's had a rough couple of years.
Chads play calling is atrocious. Slow developing plays that allow LSU to pin their ears back.
Left lane, hammer down.
Hog kicker doing hog kicker things
I almost feel bad for Clemson's QB. Dude is obviously not prepared. Klubnik wasn't the guy, and this guy couldn't beat him. Of course Clemson may be rolling with the wrong QB.
Maybe we can get an Arkansas judge to order that we get to swap offensive lines with Western Michigan.
Is this Michigan loss up there with App St.?
That's a huge bunch of homer bullshit. That clock was at zero.
Quote from: TC on Sep 05, 2026, 09:44 PMIs this Michigan loss up there with App St.?
They were supposed to have a splash hire in Whittingham. This is bad. Wonder what Moore is doing.
Haha unreal. Refs gave them one more second, and the Hail Mary landed.
That clock was at all zeros while the ball was still in the air. Someone should audit the refs.
Complete fucking bullshit.
Cheating motherfuckers
Can't have Michigan lose their streak.
OU is going to cause emotional damage to Underwood.
That was disgusting.
Quote from: egregious on Sep 05, 2026, 10:01 PMThat was disgusting.
The ball was in the air, not in contact with the ground or a player, when the clock went to zero.
How do you put a second back on the clock in that situation?
Complete fucking.
We have been on the wrong side of homecooking more than I want to remember, but putting .01 seconds back on the clock for Meatchicken was just terrible.
College football is all united against Michigan in this one. Lane is going to be relieved when he sees this.
https://x.com/realisticbuck/status/2096432478416150983?s=46&t=DTGVKlgNTKh5Nq29PdZsdg
Even Whittingham admitted there wasn't time lol
Clemson needs to acknowledge that they don't have the speed of LSU. They can't outrun them to the corners.
Quote from: TC on Sep 05, 2026, 09:25 PMChads play calling is atrocious. Slow developing plays that allow LSU to pin their ears back.
What do you expect? Only 4% of the offense is installed.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 05, 2026, 10:21 PMCollege football is all united against Michigan in this one. Lane is going to be relieved when he sees this.
https://x.com/realisticbuck/status/2096432478416150983?s=46&t=DTGVKlgNTKh5Nq29PdZsdg
I bet you $0.01 that the official explanation is the time kept by the officials didn't match the TV game clock. The two were off by a few seconds.
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 05, 2026, 10:45 PMI bet you $0.01 that the official explanation is the time kept by the officials didn't match the TV game clock. The two were off by a few seconds.
The TV clock was a cropped shot of the game clock, so that explanation doesn't fly
44-3 and Kiffin went for 2
Quote from: TC on Sep 05, 2026, 10:56 PMThe TV clock was a cropped shot of the game clock, so that explanation doesn't fly
TV clock and game clock (assume you mean the score board clock) are not necessarily synced with the clock kept by the officials on the field.
We have no way of knowing what the refs official clock said.
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 05, 2026, 11:41 PMTV clock and game clock (assume you mean the score board clock) are not necessarily synced with the clock kept by the officials on the field.
We have no way of knowing what the refs official clock said.
Sounds plausible. Except the Ref announced to the booth that the last play should reset all clocks to :09, from :08. Then they added :01 to :00.
Wow, never would've expected this..
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Quote from: Natty_Ice on Sep 06, 2026, 05:54 AMWow, never would've expected this..
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SEC refs:
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The stadium had a clock that was synced with NBC.
NBC had a clock that was synced with the stadium.
The refs had a different clock that nobody else is apparently allowed to see or record. Western Michigan needs to file the lawsuit in a court in Ohio.
Where was this clock? It looks superimposed onto another scoreboard because of the 9 to the right.
https://x.com/bigten/status/2096460445213217097?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Quote from: DrMongoose on Sep 06, 2026, 07:05 AMWhere was this clock? It looks superimposed onto another scoreboard because of the 9 to the right.
https://x.com/bigten/status/2096460445213217097?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
(https://y.getyarn.io/df07ef8c-26fd-431a-8f2e-7cd06b7c30e8_text.gif)
So if I have this correct the player for WMU #18 touched the ball out of bounds and in that instant the ball is dead magically because we're supposed to suspend belief that clock operators always stop the clock in that same instant every single time despite clear evidence that it usually takes clock operators to stop finger fucking long enough to do their job which usually is a few seconds after the ball has hit the ground etc.
Quote from: Lurk on Sep 05, 2026, 07:31 PMA&M sucks, which is always nice.
This post aged well.
50-0 final.
Quote from: animal on Sep 06, 2026, 07:52 AMSo if I have this correct the player for WMU #18 touched the ball out of bounds and in that instant the ball is dead magically because we're supposed to suspend belief that clock operators always stop the clock in that same instant every single time despite clear evidence that it usually takes clock operators to stop finger fucking long enough to do their job which usually is a few seconds after the ball has hit the ground etc.
What does the clock operator have to do with the refs ability to look at the video and independently see when the touch vs clock happened.
Quote from: animal on Sep 06, 2026, 07:52 AMSo if I have this correct the player for WMU #18 touched the ball out of bounds and in that instant the ball is dead magically because we're supposed to suspend belief that clock operators always stop the clock in that same instant every single time despite clear evidence that it usually takes clock operators to stop finger fucking long enough to do their job which usually is a few seconds after the ball has hit the ground etc.
That's the thing. It's never stopped immediately on any other play in the game. Why does it magically change because it's the last play?
The same thing happened one year with Nebraska-Texas in the Big 12 championship game. Bullshit then, bullshit now.
Nm.
Quote from: animal on Sep 06, 2026, 07:52 AMSo if I have this correct the player for WMU #18 touched the ball out of bounds and in that instant the ball is dead magically because we're supposed to suspend belief that clock operators always stop the clock in that same instant every single time despite clear evidence that it usually takes clock operators to stop finger fucking long enough to do their job which usually is a few seconds after the ball has hit the ground etc.
That was SEC level clock/ref coordination
https://x.com/ri_s_ob/status/2096305580327469478?s=46&t=DTGVKlgNTKh5Nq29PdZsdg
https://x.com/mlfootball/status/2096606482426986558?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Ran across this gem right after the Chad Morris hire by Dabo. Did not age well.
"..and though I had to make a couple tough decisions, it was an easy decision to hire Chad Morris," Swinney said explaining the decision. "I'm really excited for our players. It's pretty cool to have guys like DeAndre Hopkins and Sammy Watkins and a bunch of great players shooting me text messages with their excitement knowing what's to come offensively. I think we've got elite offensive personnel, and the name of the game is points."
WSU's offense is terrible
Wash is ranked 17, they don't look that good either
24 year old QB playing in his 6th year of eligibility.
College football is such a joke.
Quote from: mde114 on Sep 06, 2026, 06:47 PM24 year old QB playing in his 6th year of eligibility.
College football is such a joke.
It just means more brah!
Why didn't the SEC threaten to sue Ole Miss or kick them out of the league after some good ol boy local judge granted Chambliss a mystery 6th year of eligibility for no apparent reason?
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Sep 06, 2026, 07:15 PMWhy didn't the SEC threaten to sue Ole Miss or kick them out of the league after some good ol boy local judge granted Chambliss a mystery 6th year of eligibility for no apparent reason?
This is crazy! I didn't even realize that he was playing until tonight. Hell at this point just let them play as long as they want.
Wisconsin just got screwed by the refs on a fumble call. Refs protecting ND in game 1
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Holy shit what a punt.
Wisky chick ain't having it.
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Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 06, 2026, 07:41 PMHoly shit what a punt.
I said to the room that might be the greatest punt in college history.
But the punter might be Wisconsin's best player.
Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 06, 2026, 07:48 PMWisky chick ain't having it.
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Ours is still better.
And WAY hotter.
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Louisville just replicated the NY Jets Butt pplay.lol
And they just took the lead. Go Cards.
Dude sucks at three sports.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dc9RPd1gFAn/?stkn=b3hlMnNzb3AwZDN3
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Sep 06, 2026, 08:48 PMAnd they just took the lead. Go Cards.
Not so fast my friend.
Quote from: HogOfWar on Sep 06, 2026, 08:57 PMNot so fast my friend.
Watching this game just pisses me off. We're so far away from being competitive in our own league it seems.
Ah yes college football back so I can watch 4 commercials at one time.
Quote from: Guardrail on Sep 06, 2026, 09:35 PMWatching this game just pisses me off. We're so far away from being competitive in our own league it seems.
Just get another drink and embrace the cynicism.
Louisville and us are both missing Bobby tonight.
Quote from: HogOfWar on Sep 06, 2026, 09:43 PMLouisville and us are both missing Bobby tonight.
Feel free to ask literally any Louisville fan if they want Bobby back.
Quote from: Guardrail on Sep 06, 2026, 09:35 PMWatching this game just pisses me off. We're so far away from being competitive in our own league it seems.
I can't even watch any of it. It just makes me mad/sad whatever. I don't need it. Basketball will be here soon enough.
Yeah, Louisville is just ate up with the dumbass.
Ole Miss joining in on the dumbass.
But Louisville scored too soon.
Great game tonight.
This 2nd half has been fun as hell
Let's hope there is no secret clock
What a great game to end the weekend.
Fuck Ole Miss.
Fuck ole Miss anyway
Comparing both of these quarterbacks to ours.... it's like Tom Brady compared to Greg Brady.
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 06, 2026, 10:46 PMComparing both of these quarterbacks to ours.... it's like Tom Brady compared to Greg Brady.
Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!
Hate seeing Ole Miss win, but that was a fun game.
Louisville is wildly undisciplined tho
Meanwhile, Malachi Singleton threw for 291 yards and three touchdowns on 22-of-24 passing to help Appalachian State open its season by beating FCS-program Maine 55-3 on Saturday.
You know, the guy who led Arkansas to game winning TD over Tennessee two years ago . The guy Arkansas ran off who probably should be their starter now.
And the beat goes on.
https://twitter.com/i/status/2096665620125295014
Remember when we all used to laugh at the War Memorial clock like it was a "big deal"?
good times
ANY, and I mean ANY, and especially Ohio State, if there is a close game and they fail on a last play, just put a few more seconds back on the clock and try it again. I mean, now the precedent has been set that you can do it, so just go whole hog with it. Just keep adding time to the clock until you "Win" against Michigan since the can't fucking say anything about it. Oh, yes, I understand your confusion since time expired and we didn't score, but there is another secret clock and we get to keep playing until we score and take the lead and THEN time will expire.
If roles were reversed, you know good and well there wouldn't have been time left.
So did they fire all those refs and if so do we just toss it up and move on even though that was a blatantly wrong call? Fuck Michigan
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Sep 07, 2026, 11:47 AMSo did they fire all those refs and if so do we just toss it up and move on even though that was a blatantly wrong call? Fuck Michigan
Going out on a limb, I would say putting out official statements and cover stories about how the call was correct probably means no one is getting fired.
You know that if Meatchicken had not caught the last Hail Mary, the refs would have called a penalty on W. Michigan and given them a third chance.
And of course the networks are towing the big10 company line.
1972 Olympics shit.
https://x.com/treywallace/status/2097013203494375547?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
All because that guy didn't eat dog shit
https://x.com/davidubben/status/2097107762165449110?s=20
Helluva start to the college football season
Someone tell tits McGee on the set we can read the on screen graphic so she does not have repeat herself about why the ga,e is not being played.
They have run out of shit to say,how long before they throw up a lane kiffin video?
Would love to know what is really going through jimbo's mind.
Quote from: DrMongoose on Sep 07, 2026, 07:12 PMWould love to know what is really going through jimbo's mind.
How much of his A&M buyout he has left?
Truth
https://x.com/benscottstevens/status/2097109436997443820?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Jimbo with a subtle shot at fsu admin, though he tried to deny it
Quote from: Zoso on Sep 07, 2026, 07:18 PMHow much of his A&M buyout he has left?
Imagine getting paid $70M NOT to work. Lucky bastard
Hell in about 2 or 3 years he'll be poised to come back to coach and lead the Hogs into his next retirement gig. :stache:
Quote from: animal on Sep 07, 2026, 07:33 PMHell in about 2 or 3 years he'll be poised to come back to coach and lead the Hogs into his next retirement gig. :stache:
Would not surprise me.
This makes WMS look like JerryWorld.
Quote from: snoots on Sep 07, 2026, 01:31 PMAnd of course the networks are towing the big10 company line.
Where are they dragging that line? Hasn't it been through enough?
Quote from: DrMongoose on Sep 07, 2026, 07:12 PMWould love to know what is really going through jimbo's mind.
$$$
Holy shit
Chortle
https://x.com/CollegeFBonX/status/2097115612073824652?s=20
War Memorial admins are somewhere rejoicing.
Hell...it looks just like Mizzou's stadium.
https://x.com/rossdellenger/status/2097129450919854262?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Hard to believe Norvell is in season 7 at FSU. Has it really been that long since some of our boosters spread rumors like some dramatic junior high kids to keep Cornrows from getting hired here?
Wonder how many years we would have given him?
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 07, 2026, 08:48 PMHard to believe Norvell is in season 7 at FSU. Has it really been that long since some of our boosters spread rumors like some dramatic junior high kids to keep Cornrows from getting hired here?
Wonder how many years we would have given him?
In fairness whoever opted to dodge that bullet may have been right however I think we all can agree it was likely a pissing contest and if memory serves Jerry was fronting Chad.
We still would've been better off hiring him.
https://x.com/redditcfb/status/2097126350314176742?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
FSU's defense might be worse than ours was last year
This FSU RB is doing something weird. When the defense hits him he doesn't immediately go down. It's like he trying to keep going and make extra yards.
Something we have not seen in quite sometime
https://x.com/gregberge/status/2097154761485164911?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Lashlee gave us a new meme
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SEC is meeting Thursday to decide whether to boot out LSU.
Quote from: Boarat on Sep 08, 2026, 10:53 AMSEC is meeting Thursday to decide whether to boot out LSU.
of course they won't. LSU will just cave and this will all be forgotten.
They left the NFL guys off the roster? Why would they still be in hot water?
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Sep 08, 2026, 11:27 AMThey left the NFL guys off the roster? Why would they still be in hot water?
Because this is just the last in a string of string of things. The governor, the Kiffin hiring, Will Wade, Mulkey and a bunch of shit. I don't think they get kicked out either, but the SEC has had enough.
And LSU is definitely feeling their Wheaties right now. Chances are slim but non zero that they do something incredibly self destructive like telling the SEC to stick its membership up its ass. Just go peruse Tigerdroppings. lol
it affirms the conference's authority if nothing else. symbolic, but a warning. who knows, sankey may even talk a few presidents into voting for it just to drive home the point.
Kiffin's smartass halftime quotes are in the SEC's ammended complaint. I thought it was all bluster but they already have a vote scheduled for Thursday and only need 11 to make it happen. According to Ross Dellenger the other presidents are "out for blood".
They'd be absolutely fucked without those revenues. Retards saying they'll have a better tv deal instantly lol. Son you're not Notre Dame.
Exactly. Have fun making half your current revenue in the Big 12. The Big 10 wouldn't touch them with a 10 foot pole.
This is so dumb. They are going to try and punish the one college from a state that has the most character of all 50 states. ESPN and the SEC Network love to showcase Louisiana for the food, music, and fans.
This will could likely blow up in Sankey's face like the SMU death penalty.
If it was anybody else than Kiffin getting former NFL players it would just be the cost of the NIL/Portal era.
Also, the save college football act that Saban is championing is so dumb. Getting the government to dictate rules will ruin what's left of college football. I believe he and others pushing this, is to bring back paying players under the table.
Watch the communists insist that Title IX be changed to level the amount NIL the women get in comparison to the men. This and a salary cap would cause payments to go back under the table where Bama and other teams can control what players earn and keep other schools from getting those players.
I hope they vote lsu out. Fuck them, fuck those corndog eating fucks and lane kiffin. You know they'll just try to do this again next year.
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Sep 08, 2026, 01:01 PMI hope they vote lsu out. Fuck them, fuck those corndog eating fucks and lane kiffin. You know they'll just try to do this again next year.
I'm with the voodoo queen
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 08, 2026, 01:04 PMI'm with the voodoo queen
sending the spell now
https://x.com/RossDellenger/status/2097390788296462369 (https://x.com/RossDellenger/status/2097390788296462369)
Definitely true:
https://x.com/clowfb/status/2097351982553891117?s=46
Quote from: Boarat on Sep 08, 2026, 10:53 AMSEC is meeting Thursday to decide whether to boot out LSU.
I hope they kick us out instead
Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 08, 2026, 01:57 PMhttps://x.com/RossDellenger/status/2097390788296462369 (https://x.com/RossDellenger/status/2097390788296462369)
I would be blown away if anything becomes of this but we shall see
Here is a logical explanation for the whole Lane Kiffin mess:
https://x.com/BoardGeniuses/status/2097385558263644327
https://x.com/yahoosports/status/2097358953587855550?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Why they need a restraining order? I'm pretty sure they don't live next or in proximity to lane
Quote from: flash23 on Sep 08, 2026, 02:07 PMI hope they kick us out instead
I'm listening.
Quote from: flash23 on Sep 08, 2026, 02:07 PMI hope they kick us out instead
This made me chuckle heartily.
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Sep 08, 2026, 02:55 PMhttps://x.com/yahoosports/status/2097358953587855550?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Why they need a restraining order? I'm pretty sure they don't live next or in proximity to lane
It's just legal jargon. It's designed to stop LSU from taking any steps to stop Thursday's meeting from proceeding as planned.
This is exciting. I hope all the college presidents give them boot.
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Sep 08, 2026, 03:34 PMThis is exciting. I hope all the college presidents give them boot.
Why? Because Kiffin said mean words? This has the feeling of leftists trying to get their claws into something they have no control over.
Regardless, the SEC fired the warning shot last week, and LSU complied and didn't add the NFL guys to the roster. So what changed? Kiffin made snarky comments at halftime?
It would be stupid to kick LSU out of the conference.
Quote from: TC on Sep 08, 2026, 04:09 PMWhy? Because Kiffin said mean words? This has the feeling of leftists trying to get their claws into something they have no control over.
Regardless, the SEC fired the warning shot last week, and LSU complied and didn't add the NFL guys to the roster. So what changed? Kiffin made snarky comments at halftime?
It would be stupid to kick LSU out of the conference.
Agreed
https://x.com/kevinscarbinsky/status/2097425051909783667?s=46
I'm just happy to see the SEC office turn their attention away from screwing us any way possible.
We might actually get a call or two to go our way while they distracted with Lane...fittingly in a year where 1-2 calls won't even get us to cover the spread.
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Sep 08, 2026, 05:32 PMhttps://x.com/kevinscarbinsky/status/2097425051909783667?s=46
That's so odd.
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Sep 08, 2026, 05:32 PMhttps://x.com/kevinscarbinsky/status/2097425051909783667?s=46
Damn, I never thought it would escalate that far. LSU must have talked some kind of shit to them to piss them off that bad. Hiring Wade back may have been the straw that broke the camels back. He's as bad as Kiffin.
Dang, in other news.
https://dailyiowan.com/2026/09/08/ui-student-hawkeye-marching-band-member-taken-off-life-support-after-collapsing-in-heat/
Quote from: Lurk on Sep 08, 2026, 05:55 PMDamn, I never thought it would escalate that far. LSU must have talked some kind of shit to them to piss them off that bad. Hiring Wade back may have been the straw that broke the camels back. He's as bad as Kiffin.
I mean that's some language that's pretty hard to take back and say, "Just kidding, LSU is a valued member of the SEC."
LSU is going to have to eat some serious shit to walk this back.
Quote from: TC on Sep 08, 2026, 04:09 PMWhy? Because Kiffin said mean words? This has the feeling of leftists trying to get their claws into something they have no control over.
Regardless, the SEC fired the warning shot last week, and LSU complied and didn't add the NFL guys to the roster. So what changed? Kiffin made snarky comments at halftime?
It would be stupid to kick LSU out of the conference.
are you calling the sec stupid? Cause I think lane kiffin is stupid
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 08, 2026, 06:12 PMDang, in other news.
https://dailyiowan.com/2026/09/08/ui-student-hawkeye-marching-band-member-taken-off-life-support-after-collapsing-in-heat/
That's tragic. Sorry for his family.
Quote from: TC on Sep 08, 2026, 04:09 PMWhy? Because Kiffin said mean words? This has the feeling of leftists trying to get their claws into something they have no control over.
Regardless, the SEC fired the warning shot last week, and LSU complied and didn't add the NFL guys to the roster. So what changed? Kiffin made snarky comments at halftime?
It would be stupid to kick LSU out of the conference.
it's a little more than that. start at the 2:15 mark.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk642G24QoI
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Sep 08, 2026, 05:39 PMI'm just happy to see the SEC office turn their attention away from screwing us any way possible.
We might actually get a call or two to go our way while they distracted with Lane...fittingly in a year where 1-2 calls won't even get us to cover the spread.
Hey now! Last week we were only 24 points from covering the spread!
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 08, 2026, 06:12 PMDang, in other news.
https://dailyiowan.com/2026/09/08/ui-student-hawkeye-marching-band-member-taken-off-life-support-after-collapsing-in-heat/
Thursday night my 17 year old had a cross country race in owaaso, ok. It was 90+ and ridiculous humidity. As he crossed the finish line he collapsed, unconscious. They called an ambulance and took him to a hospital in Tulsa. His mom called me at 22:30 waking me up, telling me my son is in an ambulance with a heart rate over 200. They gave him a lot of IV fluids, did an EKG and chest X-rays to make sure it wasn't heart or lung related. Determined he had severe dehydration and a heat exhaustion event. It's scary as shit when something like that happens to your kid and you are left wondering if they are going to live.
Luckily, he's ok.
Quote from: BASS on Sep 08, 2026, 08:15 PMThursday night my 17 year old had a cross country race in owaaso, ok. It was 90+ and ridiculous humidity. As he crossed the finish line he collapsed, unconscious. They called an ambulance and took him to a hospital in Tulsa. His mom called me at 22:30 waking me up, telling me my son is in an ambulance with a heart rate over 200. They gave him a lot of IV fluids, did an EKG and chest X-rays to make sure it wasn't heart or lung related. Determined he had severe dehydration and a heat exhaustion event. It's scary as shit when something like that happens to your kid and you are left wondering if they are going to live.
Luckily, he's ok.
Terrifying situation. So happy to hear he's recovering. Give him a big old hug when you see him.
PS: Hardcore move to refuse to give up before he crossed the finish line. Tough kid :thumb_up:
Quote from: BASS on Sep 08, 2026, 08:15 PMThursday night my 17 year old had a cross country race in owaaso, ok. It was 90+ and ridiculous humidity. As he crossed the finish line he collapsed, unconscious. They called an ambulance and took him to a hospital in Tulsa. His mom called me at 22:30 waking me up, telling me my son is in an ambulance with a heart rate over 200. They gave him a lot of IV fluids, did an EKG and chest X-rays to make sure it wasn't heart or lung related. Determined he had severe dehydration and a heat exhaustion event. It's scary as shit when something like that happens to your kid and you are left wondering if they are going to live.
Luckily, he's ok.
Glad he is okay Bass. That is truly terrifying. Thank you Lord for watching out for him.
Scary how the heat can have such an impact so quickly. Glad your boy is ok.
Watched a UCA band member fall out Saturday.
Regarding the Iowa kid, he marched all summer with a Colts Drum and Bugle Corps. Long days practicing all over the country including a brutal Texas summer stretch. Way more physical than college band can ever be. So he was very acclimated to heat and activity. You never know.
Not a popular opinion, but the SEC is looking like some weeping gashes over this. I get needing to enforce rules and Lane has always been one to run right up to any line drawn and rub his ass all over it just to see if they'll do something, but calling for a vote and threatening to kick them out? Bush league. I'll never be a fan of lsu, but they are a true sec school. They belong here. All of this chest beating is ridiculous.
Lane is going to take a page out of the old Nolan Richardson handbook and use this to his advantage. Nothing gets a team/fanbase more fired up than believing everyone's against them.
I'm really torn on this but part of me would love to see the SEC kick their corn dog asses out. They won't get kicked out, but I'd still love to be one of the schools that vote against them.
LSU added two players and locked the roster, no former NFL guys.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 09, 2026, 06:28 AMLSU added two players and locked the roster, no former NFL guys.
That we know of......
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 09, 2026, 06:28 AMLSU added two players and locked the roster, no former NFL guys.
whats to stop them from doing it again next year
I'm guessing Chad will install more offense this week. They should be a well oiled machine.
Quote from: Gambler on Sep 09, 2026, 09:12 AMI'm guessing Chad will install more offense this week. They should be a well oiled machine.
That long trap, play action was hilarious against LSU's first rounders running a 9 technique. The crazy(ier) thing about it was Chad kept trying it well into the 2nd half.
That guys gotta have dirt on people because he has no business being on any sideline in division 1 football.
https://x.com/BrennonChapman/status/2097706922149327347?s=20
I'm just picturing two "walk ons" with weird numbers and no name on the jersey playing at an all-conference level all season for LSU.
Quote from: animal on Sep 09, 2026, 12:12 PMI'm just picturing two "walk ons" with weird numbers and no name on the jersey playing at an all-conference level all season for LSU.
Same here.
Pulling a Chad Powers.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 09, 2026, 12:08 PMhttps://x.com/BrennonChapman/status/2097706922149327347?s=20
I mean technically aren't they still on probation till later this year?
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Sep 09, 2026, 01:21 PMI mean technically aren't they still on probation till later this year?
Till Sept. 21st.
Quote from: HogOfWar on Sep 09, 2026, 01:43 PMTill Sept. 21st.
looks like maybe they fucking around and wanna find out
Quote from: animal on Sep 09, 2026, 12:12 PMI'm just picturing two "walk ons" with weird numbers and no name on the jersey playing at an all-conference level all season for LSU.
That reminds me of UAPB of the late 80s/early 90s.
Quote from: arreferee on Sep 09, 2026, 02:22 PMThat reminds me of UAPB of the late 80s/early 90s.
Had a friend from high school who played there and did that. He told me at Christmas break of our freshman year that he redshirted but played in a couple of games under different names/numbers.
Quote from: arreferee on Sep 09, 2026, 02:22 PMThat reminds me of UAPB of the late 80s/early 90s.
Gunslinger.
Quote from: Gambler on Sep 09, 2026, 03:35 PMGunslinger.
He was Lane Kiffen before Lane Kiffen!
Ain't nothin new, son!
https://x.com/RookieWatxh/status/2097488307819098602?s=20
I imagine they'll be a lot of bidders for this dude going into next off-season NOW.
https://x.com/oldrowsports/status/2097420094066352390?s=46 (https://x.com/oldrowsports/status/2097420094066352390?s=46)
https://x.com/mraustinpredict/status/2097694352822636635?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Has LSU been booted yet? No pun intended...
https://x.com/makpopa/status/2097813026170618039?s=20
Quote from: animal on Sep 10, 2026, 05:59 PMhttps://x.com/makpopa/status/2097813026170618039?s=20
obvious AI slop, nice try Michigan fan
Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby tonight
Quote from: BASS on Sep 08, 2026, 08:15 PMThursday night my 17 year old had a cross country race in owaaso, ok. It was 90+ and ridiculous humidity. As he crossed the finish line he collapsed, unconscious. They called an ambulance and took him to a hospital in Tulsa. His mom called me at 22:30 waking me up, telling me my son is in an ambulance with a heart rate over 200. They gave him a lot of IV fluids, did an EKG and chest X-rays to make sure it wasn't heart or lung related. Determined he had severe dehydration and a heat exhaustion event. It's scary as shit when something like that happens to your kid and you are left wondering if they are going to live.
Luckily, he's ok.
Oh shit, glad he's ok.
https://x.com/panasonicdx4500/status/2098237378791944223?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Dang does that mean Mizzou is now a legit SEC school?
https://x.com/jaylassoku/status/2098127690167369729?s=46&t=6uNMWI6PFOkxijXNhEuvSA
https://x.com/mizzoufans/status/2098217536588251367?s=46&t=6uNMWI6PFOkxijXNhEuvSA
Quote from: DrMongoose on Sep 11, 2026, 09:19 AMhttps://x.com/jaylassoku/status/2098127690167369729?s=46&t=6uNMWI6PFOkxijXNhEuvSA
We can't talk. We're wearing our all-whites to Utah.
Those uniforms need to be banned and burned.
https://x.com/bamagoose256/status/2098402722600914950?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
This Mizzou - Jayhawks game is a retard fight.
Quote from: Cornhogio on Sep 11, 2026, 07:51 PMThis Mizzou - Jayhawks game is a retard fight.
Mizzou has 2 FGs attempted, 2 FGs blocked.
Shades of Danny Ford v. Memphis.
Cripple fight, but Kansas just took a blocked FG back for a TD. Their second blocked FG of the game.
Best part of that return was the look 👀 on coach Dorkowitz's face.
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How the fuck does Kansas look this competent and we look like we do?
I can remember living in the KCMO area in the early 90s and a Kansas vs Mizzou football game wouldn't have even made the news. You would have had to look it up in the Sunday paper to see what the score was. They would have given more pub to fucking Rockhurst high school.
This is why Drinkshitz is such a cumguzzler. You have two timeouts, not three but you're gonna use them with under 10 seconds in the half because you're a total fucktard.
Not being able to field a better football team than the Kansas jayhawks is criminal.
But here we are.
Lol gotta be SEC refs
Missouri flexing now. They're good. Wish we had an oline and rb that played like that.
Who is their big nil donor paying for this team?
Refs refusing to review the out of bounds call on the pass. He was not. The old NFL Blitz spin move pass play.
Never seen a 360 pass
I have no feelings towards Kansaw, but I hate mizzou and want them to fart this away.
I don't understand why we couldn't out money Mizzou for Simmons.
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Sep 11, 2026, 08:36 PMHow the fuck does Kansas look this competent and we look like we do?
And, please explain to me how Kansas looked so "competent".
Quote from: jdcatty on Sep 11, 2026, 10:40 PMAnd, please explain to me how Kansas looked so "competent".
And why do they have a Toucan on their helmet?
Love Kansas chick showing Mizzou the proper respect.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElPi36EQ5ck
People may be sleeping on Simmons. Of course it was against Kansas so lets not suck each others dicks just yet.
Cruz isn't sounding too popular on GameDay
Eff Aggie but this is good
https://x.com/AggieFootball/status/2097686517489533062?s=20
There's a whole lotta red in those Michigan stands.
Today we're all.....Sooners?
**spit** but yeah
That Sooner defense is swarming
Arizona State muffing punts isn't gonna help me much. Fuckers.
Breaking news...Arizona State has a better football program than Arkansas
Maybe I'll adopt ASU as my team this year.
Temple leading Penn State 3-0 in the 2nd. Would love to see some upsets today
I'm switch to apple tv to watch F1 qualifying in Madrid
OU looks like shit. Mich looks like they got their ass chewed out all week.
At some point over the offseason, Bobby was chilling at home and OU made the conscious decision to stick with the 29-year old air raid guy from Washington State. Now they're running 1-yard dumps on 3rd and 5 and fumbling the ball (we're still blaming OC's for turnovers, right?)
Quote from: Hogfan58 on Sep 12, 2026, 12:11 PMOU looks like shit. Mich looks like they got their ass chewed out all week.
Agree.
Maybe OU and Texas will embarrass the SEC enough that the media will forget about our late game.
OU needs to get it together. They're getting clowned.
Quote from: Cornhogio on Sep 12, 2026, 12:29 PMOU needs to get it together. They're getting clowned.
Fuck OU. Won't bother me if they shit the bed.
What in the fuck was that call on 3rd and 7. That was downright hootie ish.
Good to see E'Marion Harris sucks at OU too.
I enjoy a BP offense when the QB isn't retarded.
Sooners scored a td. Oh yay. Fun fact at least 2 of the 11 Sooners are Razorbacks. Well maybe 3 if that TE guy is still on the Sooners and isn't already injured for the season. Wait he may have went to Ole Miss.
Oregon might be like us now
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 01:13 PMI enjoy a BP offense when the QB isn't retarded.
Hurr durr but he's washed up durrrr
Donte Moore looks like a lost soul, will stein might be the real deal as an oc.
Maybe Oregon isn't all that and Tulsa is the real deal?
Ducks dropping a lot of passes and shitty throws.
Welp. Another tipped INT kicks the pokes in the jimmys giving the ducks life
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 01:28 PMOregon might be like us now
There's a Forrest Gump joke in there somewhere.
What the hell is going on in Stillwater? Oregon can't handle the heat?
Man, OSU fans were expecting an ass whooping and an early trip to Eskimo Joe's for cheese fries and beers to forgot but instead they are leading Oregon 24-14 😳
Penalty on every play now in the OU-Mich game
A&M is so damn lucky. They've inherited auburn's horseshoe
Oklahoma St lost to Tulsa last week, and now they're beating Oregon...
does that mean there's hope for us to have a week-two bounce back? Or does that mean Tulsa is really good (we play them later this year)?
Always choose the option that results in the most embarressment for our program.
Quote from: animal on Sep 12, 2026, 11:44 AMBreaking news...Arizona State has a better football program than Arkansas
I think everybody has a better football program than Arkansas. It's almost unbelievable the damage Chad did. Yet here we are.
Quote from: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 01:59 PMOklahoma St lost to Tulsa last week, and now they're beating Oregon...
does that mean there's hope for us to have a week-two bounce back? Or does that mean Tulsa is really good (we play them later this year)?
Always choose the option that results in the most embarressment for our program.
Had the same thought. They spent all summer preparing for Oregon. Is it really possible to play that shitty in one game then play brilliantly in the next?
This is a really fucking ugly game in Ann Arbor.
So ugly that it feels like we could play with either of these teams.
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 12, 2026, 02:03 PMThis is a really fucking ugly game in Ann Arbor.
So ugly that it feels like we could play with either of these teams.
You sure about that Clark?
Quote from: BASS on Sep 12, 2026, 02:02 PMHad the same thought. They spent all summer preparing for Oregon. Is it really possible to play that shitty in one game then play brilliantly in the next?
No, Tulsa beat them last year amd talked shit, osu wanted revenge from the folks I talked to Stillwater last week. They has already written the Oregon rematch off after 69-3 last year
ESPN just said a big upset is brewing in College Station. Did I miss something? When has it ever been considered an upset, much less a big upset, when the #10 team beats an unranked team?
Satenga giving OU nothing today.
Quote from: mde114 on Sep 12, 2026, 02:19 PMSatenga giving OU nothing today.
He gave them hope
Quote from: HogOfWar on Sep 12, 2026, 02:06 PMYou sure about that Clark?
Maybe. OU's offense smells like a 15 lb carp that has been lying on the riverbank for 3 days.
Michigan's is a 12 lb gar, 2 days.
Been a great game if you're into punts
Purdue/ Wake in the second OT.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 02:25 PMBeen a great game if you're into punts
And holding penalties
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 02:16 PMESPN just said a big upset is brewing in College Station. Did I miss something? When has it ever been considered an upset, much less a big upset, when the #10 team beats an unranked team?
Heard the same, can only figure he was trying to talk about both games at once and didn't insert an and. Osu over Oregon is an upset brewing, then he was trying to segue to the aTm game. This is what happens when you purge your best talent.
The refs have been very enthusiastic with the holding calls against OU.
Mateer doesn't piss a drop on OU's final drive.
Dude has zero touch on his throws.
Quote from: Cornhogio on Sep 12, 2026, 02:32 PMThe refs have been very enthusiastic with the holding calls against OU.
Michigan had 10 penalties in the first 35 mins.
I'm not sure Meteer is as good as Nathan Dick or Peanut Adams.
Alabama's first drive:
Sacked for 10 yard loss
Run for 3 yard loss
Pick 6
Lol Bama
Kentucky would take our lunch money.
ESPN just said Damn the OSU/Oregon game and went to women's tennis.
Quote from: Guardrail on Sep 12, 2026, 03:04 PMESPN just said Damn the OSU/Oregon game and went to women's tennis.
It is on ESPNNews now.
Haha. Oklahoma lost to a team that lost to Western Michigan
Quote from: Guardrail on Sep 12, 2026, 03:04 PMESPN just said Damn the OSU/Oregon game and went to women's tennis.
The football game had a rather lengthy weather delay.
I bet us open finals draw more eyeballs
Moo State looking decent early
Okie Lite getting screwed by the officials now.
GO BLUE! :))
Quote from: Son of Spam on Sep 12, 2026, 03:17 PMOkie Lite getting screwed by the officials now.
Speaking of screwing by the refs the female back judge looks hot. At least a hot bod.
Just got back from Day 2 of Cal's basketball camp. What have I missed?
What a fantastic, fantastic jump by the OSU quarterback. Puts KJ Jefferson to shame.
Okie lite QB wants to be John elway
OSU QB completing the KJ Jefferson "Ridiculous jump but land in the end zone" challenge
Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 03:34 PMJust got back from Day 2 of Cal's basketball camp. What have I missed?
Oklahoma ckoked against a team that lost to Western Michigan
And Oregon is losing to a team that lost to Tulsa by two scores.
:thumb_up:
This State QB is the real deal.
Quote from: BASS on Sep 12, 2026, 03:29 PMWe don't need to go that far
At this point, enjoying the schadenfreude in the SEC is all I have to look forward to.
Quote from: BASS on Sep 12, 2026, 03:35 PMOklahoma ckoked against a team that lost to Western Michigan
And Oregon is losing to a team that lost to Tulsa by two scores.
So you're saying the Sooner State is having a mixed day.
Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 03:34 PMJust got back from Day 2 of Cal's basketball camp. What have I missed?
Did you bring home hardware again this year?
Moo State is kicking Minnesota's ass. Lindsey needs to portal to a school with an offense that throws passes longer than 10 yards
Kamario Taylor is the best QB in the SEC. Probably in the nation.
Oregon's got me thinking we need to pick one of our defensive ends and break their fingers so they can have an extended club on their hand.
Also Oregon's offense is rancid ass.
The okie lite cheer squad is BASS approved
Oregon should be unranked after last weeks shit show and this week's loss
OSU is going to have to stop a 2 pt conversion to win this game.
Don't look, but ky jelly is leading the bammers.
Quote from: TC on Sep 12, 2026, 03:51 PMDid you bring home hardware again this year?
We're sitting at 2-3 with our 3 losses by 3 pts or less. We are by far the smallest and oldest team. Tomorrow will be win or go home. Need a little woopig mojo.
Ok State just made a first down, and should put it away.Major upset.
What kind of last name is mestemaker?
No team has ever had a 10+ game losing streak and beaten an ap top 10 team.
That's Michigan-app st bad. Glad I'm not an Oregon fan that was dreaming a natty.
Oklahoma State has been as ass as we have. Maybe we can both beat a Western team to snap out of it. Get your piss hot.
Go Okie Lite! Fuck those NW Commies!
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 12, 2026, 04:14 PMOklahoma State has been as ass as we have. Maybe we can both beat a Western team to snap out of it. Get your piss hot.
Yeah they were worse than we were last week.
Maybe we should wait more than one week before firing Silversword.
I weep with the Cowboys.IMG_4268_Original.jpeg
North Texas up 20-3 on UNLV, maybe UNLV is not that good
https://x.com/johncanzanobft/status/2098883467601981710?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
High alert in Lexington
https://x.com/russmitchellcfb/status/2098886059132383706?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
So Miss State who is probably the 13th best team in the SEC is raking it's nuts across Minnesota facemask on the road today. The Golphers will probably go on to have a 9 win season. That Row your boat guy really just didn't pan out
Kentucky imploding. They jumped the shark on the fake punt.
Kentucky has turned into us.
That's a td.
It must be really weird for Bama fans to not get every close call anymore.
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 12, 2026, 05:20 PMKentucky imploding. They jumped the shark on the fake punt.
Everyone knew what was going to happen in the 2nd half. Bama was going to do what they do, and Kent was going to do what they do.
Illinois with a failed 4th down try. Losing to Duke with 10 minutes left.
this will stein was supposed to be some offensive guru? 174 total yards, 1/11 on third down.
Quote from: vegashog on Sep 12, 2026, 05:34 PMthis will stein was supposed to be some offensive guru? 174 total yards, 1/11 on third down.
And maybe the second worst fake punt in CFB history.
Rest easy Chad, your record is forever safe.
Bert about to dial up another classic early season loss.
Barry Lunnney Jr is a pretty good playcaller tho
Bielema has not discovered Ozempic yet.
https://x.com/MLFootball/status/2098831506399485991
4th down attempt shut down
The ole 4th and 4 and throw a slant at the 1 yard mark...pass dropped. That play was cooked from the very beginning
Memphis kicking Boise's ass.
It doesn't feel right rooting for tOSU
Texas with the early fumble to fuck themselves
Quote from: Son of Spam on Sep 12, 2026, 06:18 PMMemphis kicking Boise's ass.
Did Silverware build a joggernut, or were they sort of good in spite of him?
Quote from: animal on Sep 12, 2026, 06:52 PMTexas with the early fumble to fuck themselves
You hate to see it
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 06:53 PMDid Silverware build a joggernut, or were they sort of good in spite of him?
Well, that game changed. Now Memphis 20-17 at the half. Memphis must have 600 yards at the half.
Go Buckeyes.
Tuck Fexas.
hahahahaha that was amazing
Play of the year lol
LOL
Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 03:34 PMJust got back from Day 2 of Cal's basketball camp. What have I missed?
How was it?
I'd love to do that but I have lost every bit of talent. I'd make a fool of myself.
Could be watching the beginning of a rout.
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 12, 2026, 07:19 PMCould be watching the beginning of a rout.
Well can only hope. Tuck Fexass.
All you have to do is get pressure on Manning and he will shit down his leg.
They should make Arch change his last name
Speaking of changing names. Ohio State has a running back named Bo Jackson. His real name is Lamar.
That's sacrilegious. That shouldn't be allowed. That name should be retired.
What are we looking at next year, Herschel Walker?
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 12, 2026, 07:27 PMSpeaking of changing names. Ohio State has a running back named Bo Jackson. His real name is Lamar.
That's sacrilegious. That shouldn't be allowed. That name should be retired.
What are we looking at next year, Herschel Walker?
He doesnt deserve to be Lamar Jackson either
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 12, 2026, 07:27 PMSpeaking of changing names. Ohio State has a running back named Bo Jackson. His real name is Lamar.
That's sacrilegious. That shouldn't be allowed. That name should be retired.
What are we looking at next year, Herschel Walker?
They also have a player named Sayin. Wonder if his first name is Just.
Quote from: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 07:28 PMHe doesnt deserve to be Lamar Jackson either
Excellent point. His parents need to be investigated by CPS.
Goddam Wingo makes a lot of $$$ to drop those kind of passes
Quote from: Son of Spam on Sep 12, 2026, 07:28 PMThey also have a player named Sayin. Wonder if his first name is Just.
Justice would've had a nice ring to it
This damn multiview thing on YouTube Tv is frustrating as hell. I have tried over and over to get the combination I wanted, but every time the Texas-OSU game is in Spanish.
Quote from: jdcatty on Sep 12, 2026, 07:54 PMThis damn multiview thing on YouTube Tv is frustrating as hell. I have tried over and over to get the combination I wanted, but every time the Texas-OSU game is in Spanish.
Well it IS Texas.
What a pussy, ran out of bounds instead of getting the first down.
Then they get nailed on 4th down and turn it over. That whole team is soft as pussy paper.
A good follow:
https://x.com/projsports/status/2098724551861645545?s=46 (https://x.com/projsports/status/2098724551861645545?s=46)
Texas is overmatched
20-3 at half I love it.
Buckeye going down the burnt orange dirt road.
Sark calling gadget plays, if you are running gadget bullshit you are not legit.
I hate rooting for the tattoo merchants from Columbus.
Yet the halftime analysis will be how great arch is playing
https://x.com/danwolken/status/2098943570631667859?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
OSU could put the final nail in the coffin with a TD to start the second half.
This is the game where I can't cheer for either team. Hate them both.
But I guess if I were forced with a gun to my head, I would pick Texas.
Can't believe I said that.
LSU struggling with Tech.
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 07:06 PMHow was it?
I'd love to do that but I have lost every bit of talent. I'd make a fool of myself.
It's an awesome experience. Love doing it. You have some guys that can play but maybe are well past their prime. This year they are doing 3v3. Think I like it better.
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 08:21 PMLSU struggling with Tech.
Leavitt with three interceptions in the first half, including a 100-yard pick six right before the half. It's 10-7 LSU.
I hope Kiffykins has a stroke.
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Sep 12, 2026, 08:29 PMLeavitt with three interceptions in the first half, including a 100-yard pick six right before the half. It's 10-7 LSU.
I hope Kiffykins has a stroke.
Dear Mr. Interception King
Quote from: Ray Zorback on Sep 12, 2026, 05:45 PMBielema has not discovered Ozempic yet.
Perhaps he has. Without it he might be hitting half tonner size.
Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 08:24 PMIt's an awesome experience. Love doing it. You have some guys that can play but maybe are well past their prime. This year they are doing 3v3. Think I like it better.
Maybe next year!
Arch is sooo overrated
Dude just isn't good.
Quote from: Hogfan58 on Sep 12, 2026, 08:51 PMArch is sooo overrated
He got the Cooper gene.
Sark looks like a deer in the headlights.
Ohio bout to put the final nail in the horns
Just sayin, he ain't that good either.
He missed two touchdown passes on that drive.
Neither of these quarterbacks are good.
Quote from: Lurk on Sep 12, 2026, 09:01 PMNeither of these quarterbacks are good.
We will make Archie look like a Heisman again.
Soft
https://x.com/nflmemes/status/2098949875228402129?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Sam Houston St down 6 to Tulsa, 2:00 left with the ball inside the TU 20 on ESPN plus
3rd and goal at the TU 5
4th and goal - here is the ball game
Arch double pumping the ball and staring down the receiver just to throw it to the flat in double coverage.
Quote from: Ray Zorback on Sep 12, 2026, 05:45 PMBielema has not discovered Ozempic yet.
Andy Reid looking like he sports the parachute as well.
Don't look now but Horns within 6 with half the fourth quarter left. Ohio State is actually going to have to do something.
OSU going to screw around and lose by going conservative.
All hat, some cattle.
OSU went prevent and ball control way, way too early
Goddam motherfucking Texas is going to win this game by going 21-0 in the 4th quarter.
Get ready for the Manning knob slobbing.
Ohio State used up all their timeouts, and Texas is at the 1. They're not stopping this TD from happening.
In the Sugar bowl, Arkansas was in a similar position late in the game. We threw an interception.
Texas will some how find a way to win.
Fumble!
Ohio State should be fucking ashamed of itself.
Epic collapse. Dominated 3 quarters, got shut out 21-0 in the 4th, and are on the way to a 1-point loss. Failures.
This is why these games suck.
It's awesome to see Ohio State lose. But at a hell of a price.
osu ran out of gas. i'm about 20 miles north of austin right now and it's 90 degrees.
Arthur smith still has that falcons stank on him
What a gag job with all that talent
It's positively sickening. But, it pretty much would have been no matter what the outcome. This was a classic sinkhole game.
Meanwhile Deliverance McBanjoface's offense put up 13 in the first half against Georgia Southern
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:19 PMMeanwhile Deliverance McBanjoface's offense put up 13 in the first half against Georgia Southern
Only 25% installed
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:19 PMMeanwhile Deliverance McBanjoface's offense put up 13 in the first half against Georgia Southern
I believe it's pronounced Banjo McFuckface
Sarkisian blowing off Miss Piggy at post game was the funniest thing of the day. She was pissed!
I saw a clip Ed Orgeron, he looks very ill.
Quote from: Loma on Sep 13, 2026, 08:35 AMI saw a clip Ed Orgeron, he looks very ill.
Ozempic no doubt
Let's hope this becomes a common theme this year.
https://x.com/aadelsonESPN/status/2099484072208654597 (https://x.com/aadelsonESPN/status/2099484072208654597)
Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 14, 2026, 08:40 AMLet's hope this becomes a common theme this year.
https://x.com/aadelsonESPN/status/2099484072208654597 (https://x.com/aadelsonESPN/status/2099484072208654597)
I think if we lose to Tulsa HY will be the sacrificial lamb. Not that it matters, but it will pacify the normies.
Wrong thread
https://x.com/RookieWatxh/status/2099964500006805805?s=20
Oh look another regional school that has no trouble developing and or adding a QB that has legit talent
Quote from: animal on Sep 16, 2026, 11:52 AMhttps://x.com/RookieWatxh/status/2099964500006805805?s=20
Oh look another regional school that has no trouble developing and or adding a QB that has legit talent
With a coach we probably could have had if dumbass hadn't zeroed in on Silverfuck right after they beat us.
Quote from: animal on Sep 16, 2026, 11:52 AMhttps://x.com/RookieWatxh/status/2099964500006805805?s=20
Oh look another regional school that has no trouble developing and or adding a QB that has legit talent
Looks like Matt Jones 2.0 with that ugly lanky arm motion
Quote from: animal on Sep 16, 2026, 11:52 AMhttps://x.com/RookieWatxh/status/2099964500006805805?s=20
Oh look another regional school that has no trouble developing and or adding a QB that has legit talent
To be fair, we'd have had to go all the way to Denton to recruit him out of North Texas!
Quote from: mde114 on Sep 16, 2026, 02:04 PMTo be fair, we'd have had to go all the way to Denton to recruit him out of North Texas!
I see
Well nevermind then
Shocking, he is already making excuses and handing out blame....
https://x.com/on3/status/2100334578875433213?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Amazing that a coach that had a lot of really good players once and he was a genius play caller and now that he's got poo poo players he's not a genius play caller anymore. Shocking.
Quote from: DrMongoose on Sep 16, 2026, 05:02 PMShocking, he is already making excuses and handing out blame....
https://x.com/on3/status/2100334578875433213?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
God damn, Chadrick is looking like shit. Did he drink from the wrong Holy Grail?
Quote from: razor5396 on Sep 17, 2026, 06:25 AMGod damn, Chadrick is looking like shit. Did he drink from the wrong Holy Grail?
Those Friday night red-eyes from DFW are taking their toll.
Quote from: razor5396 on Sep 17, 2026, 06:25 AMGod damn, Chadrick is looking like shit. Did he drink from the wrong Holy Grail?
a decade of club dub will do that to anyone
Quote from: Loma on Sep 13, 2026, 08:35 AMI saw a clip Ed Orgeron, he looks very ill.
18 days in the hospital with sepsis.
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Sep 17, 2026, 07:40 AMa decade of club dub will do that to anyone
Think someone roofied him night before?
Quote from: Loma on Sep 17, 2026, 09:27 AM18 days in the hospital with sepsis.
Boo. I thought it might have been due to banging 20yr olds nonstop
Quote from: Guardrail on Sep 17, 2026, 12:46 PMBoo. I thought it might have been due to banging 20yr olds nonstop
Depending on the bug that made him septic, it still could have been
https://x.com/CollegeGameDay/status/2100974164106490291/video/1
One of the greatest appearances ever on GameDay
Can't get it to embed
https://x.com/CollegeGameDay/status/2100974164106490291/video/1?s=61
Miami QB 20/20 in the first half. Completed his last 31 passes.
The sequel is never as good as the original, plus if they can barely afford to fire norvell how can the afford Jimbo?
https://x.com/yahoosports/status/2101029013166633237?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Texas Tech and Houston is a good one.
Game for sickos. Houston QB less than an inch short.
After getting beat by North Texas Oklahoma State, Oregon 84-0 over Portland St. Last night.
You mad bro?
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 19, 2026, 06:17 AMAfter getting beat by North Texas Oklahoma State, Oregon 84-0 over Portland St. Last night.
You mad bro?
The Ducks are the drunk who gets his tail whipped in a bar fight then goes home and thrashes his pregnant wife within an inch of her life.
Did they come out in fluorescent wifebeater jerseys?
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 19, 2026, 06:17 AMAfter getting beat by North Texas Oklahoma State, Oregon 84-0 over Portland St. Last night.
You mad bro?
Geez..... look at the clock
https://x.com/bigtennetwork/status/2101187424596414547?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Gameday is incredible lol
Quote from: FNG on Sep 19, 2026, 07:59 AMThe Ducks are the drunk who gets his tail whipped in a bar fight then goes home and thrashes his pregnant wife within an inch of her life.
Did they come out in fluorescent wifebeater jerseys?
Someone on X said Oregon is the school bully who publicly gets his ass kicked by a smaller dude so he comes back the next week and molests the retarded kid.
Someone on X might have stories to share with a therapist.
I'm normally a "it's our job to score and their job to stop us" guy but I think 77-0 under a minute with Portland St. even I would have been taking a knee.
Georgia might see that as a challenge today.
Never in my life have I pulled for LSU.
Never.
But sitting here watching College Gameday giving those Ole Miss assholes in the Grove all that publicity and love, and looking at those smug fucking Mississippi faces I can't help to want to see all of them humbled.
My team sucks. Pettiness is all I have left.
Geux Tigers.
Quote from: mde114 on Sep 19, 2026, 10:00 AMNever in my life have I pulled for LSU.
Never.
But sitting here watching College Gameday giving those Ole Miss assholes in the Grove all that publicity and love, and looking at those smug fucking Mississippi faces I can't help to want to see all of them humbled.
My team sucks. Pettiness is all I have left.
Geux Tigers.
this is the pinnacle of life there. I hope it rains bugs, mud, and all that starting about an hour before kickoff and into next week.
https://x.com/cajun_exile/status/2100324174686269920?s=20
this is just glorious writing...
Ole Miss arrogance is backed by a bow tie, a tailgate, and a deeply held conviction that putting on loafers magically transforms a Mississippi redneck into a member of the British peerage. They're not even pretending to be athletic royalty anymore. They've skipped directly to pretending they're actual royalty. The Grove isn't Versailles. Oxford isn't the Hamptons. And wearing pastel pants while getting hammered under a tent doesn't make you high society. It makes you a redneck with a dress code."
–– Author unknown
Quote from: mde114 on Sep 19, 2026, 10:00 AMNever in my life have I pulled for LSU.
Never.
But sitting here watching College Gameday giving those Ole Miss assholes in the Grove all that publicity and love, and looking at those smug fucking Mississippi faces I can't help to want to see all of them humbled.
My team sucks. Pettiness is all I have left.
Geux Tigers.
I'm sitting here thinking the same thing. It pisses me off to no end that ole miss is where they are with Gameday, prime time football slot tonight, #8 in the country. Our team can't even throw a screen pass.
Quote from: Guardrail on Sep 19, 2026, 10:09 AMI'm sitting here thinking the same thing. It pisses me off to no end that ole miss is where they are with Gameday, prime time football slot tonight, #8 in the country. Our team can't even throw a screen pass.
No doubt. They probably have 80k people tailgating for a game 8 hours later. Where we have 2k fans on campus 2 hours before a kickoff.
Looks like a bamger in Fayetteville.
https://x.com/EllisAndrew_/status/2101321746607489031 (https://x.com/EllisAndrew_/status/2101321746607489031)
Moar...
https://x.com/AnthonyDasher1/status/2101309352875307139 (https://x.com/AnthonyDasher1/status/2101309352875307139)
Quote from: DrMongoose on Sep 19, 2026, 10:07 AMthis is the pinnacle of life there. I hope it rains bugs, mud, and all that starting about an hour before kickoff and into next week.
https://x.com/cajun_exile/status/2100324174686269920?s=20
this is just glorious writing...
Ole Miss arrogance is backed by a bow tie, a tailgate, and a deeply held conviction that putting on loafers magically transforms a Mississippi redneck into a member of the British peerage. They're not even pretending to be athletic royalty anymore. They've skipped directly to pretending they're actual royalty. The Grove isn't Versailles. Oxford isn't the Hamptons. And wearing pastel pants while getting hammered under a tent doesn't make you high society. It makes you a redneck with a dress code."
–– Author unknown
Faulkner wishes he had written something as glorious as this.
Ole Miss is my second team when it doesn't affect Arkansas. Go Rebel Black Bear Sharks!!!
Gameday picking UNC for every reason other than the offense
Quote from: DrMongoose on Sep 19, 2026, 10:07 AMthis is the pinnacle of life there. I hope it rains bugs, mud, and all that starting about an hour before kickoff and into next week.
https://x.com/cajun_exile/status/2100324174686269920?s=20
this is just glorious writing...
Ole Miss arrogance is backed by a bow tie, a tailgate, and a deeply held conviction that putting on loafers magically transforms a Mississippi redneck into a member of the British peerage. They're not even pretending to be athletic royalty anymore. They've skipped directly to pretending they're actual royalty. The Grove isn't Versailles. Oxford isn't the Hamptons. And wearing pastel pants while getting hammered under a tent doesn't make you high society. It makes you a redneck with a dress code."
–– Author unknown
"once stood near a chandelier" is amazing. And it's all true. Ole Miss is throwing a lot of shade today for a team that's about to take a three possession home loss.
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 19, 2026, 10:47 AMOle Miss is my second team when it doesn't affect Arkansas. Go Rebel Black Bear Sharks!!!
With all due respect
Fuck you too
Chad Morris offense still sucks ass, 9 of 29 on 3rd down this year with an average of 9.6 to go.
Quick early TD for UNC
They actually introduced the defense after a turnover on downs. WTF.
Following the Clemson game on Reddit, and their fans are ready to self-immolate if they see any more screens.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 19, 2026, 10:50 AMGameday picking UNC for every reason other than the offense
Yeah but they've got the offenses covered.
One guy out after getting busted for speeding and marijuana possession, another for a concealed weapon charge.
NC's QB is a balla.
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Sep 19, 2026, 11:32 AMYeah but they've got the offenses covered.
One guy out after getting busted for speeding and marijuana possession, another for a concealed weapon charge.
The Georgia of the North
Climpson has 29 yards of offense late in the first half.
Left shoulder, tranny down.
Clemson fans are gonna horse soon the way they are booing Chad offense
https://x.com/clemsontigernet/status/2101359305710616719?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Bobby's QB at unc sucks.
The way Vanderbilt looks, we might really be in for a good pillow fight against them.
2025 Bobby offense in the 3rd quarter.
Is there anything in sports worse than a and m's fake army?
Besides all things longwhorens of course
Quote from: BASS on Sep 19, 2026, 02:39 PMIs there anything in sports worse than a and m's fake army?
Besides all things longwhorens of course
The Grove
Quote from: mde114 on Sep 19, 2026, 02:40 PMThe Grove
There is a positive side to the Grove. Gay army, not so much.
Quote from: BASS on Sep 19, 2026, 02:39 PMIs there anything in sports worse than a and m's fake army?
Besides all things longwhorens of course
Hogs football. Even when it's good we're still out there waiting for the other shoe to drop
Quote from: animal on Sep 19, 2026, 02:51 PMHogs football. Even when it's good we're still out there waiting for the other shoe to drop
As bad as we suck, we aren't disrespecting the military.
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Sep 19, 2026, 01:21 PMThe way Vanderbilt looks, we might really be in for a good pillow fight against them.
This post aged well.
They'll roll us too.
Vandy is going to dick around and win this game.
Really looking good if we and Rutgers can somehow find a way into a bowl game together.
KY would roll us
Just dumb coaching by Lea
That won't buff out.
What a horrible mistake by the QB.
NC State with a perfect road uniform, by the way. Red helmet trimmed in black, white jerseys with red numbers and black collars / sleeve bands, and red trim on the pants, to match the helmets.
Glorious.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!
That did not just happen.
That did not just happen.
Holy shit NC State just Arkansas'd the shit out of the end of this game.
That was worse than Michigan's "trouble with the snap"
And just like another team with red helmets, that was some Arkansas level shit.
Just take the safety.
That is something I would expect to happen to us.
Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 19, 2026, 03:22 PMThat is something I would expect to happen to us.
As a Hog fan, I felt that derpy play in my soul.
Unbelievable
Now that these guys are paid for this shit, that runner should be fired. Cut. Completely inexcusable. You can go to class but you're not on the team.
Lord help.
https://x.com/on3/status/2101406508223267294?s=46
I thought TOs were the coach's fault
That turnover was absolutely the coaches' fault. They put that kid in a terrible position.
Much better to just take a quick safety and squib the free kick.
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Sep 19, 2026, 03:33 PMThat turnover was absolutely the coaches' fault. They put that kid in a terrible position.
Much better to just take a quick safety and squib the free kick.
Part of the coaching problem was when North Carolina State took their last time out after the interception. Why did they need a time out there? They needed the time out at the very end, to discuss the mechanics of the final play.
I agree with that. You're just asking for something bad to happen. Take the safety (or punt) and make them beat you.
Quote from: BASS on Sep 19, 2026, 02:39 PMIs there anything in sports worse than a and m's fake army?
Besides all things longwhorens of course
That the dog is the highest ranking "officer" of the fake army
Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 19, 2026, 03:36 PMI agree with that. You're just asking for something bad to happen. Take the safety (or punt) and make them beat you.
I have never seen that particular play run when the ball carrier has the defense around him. I've always seen it where he runs as far away from them as he can in the end zone, to the far corner, and if anyone gets within 5 yards he steps out of bounds. I have literally never seen it where anyone could even lay a hand on the guy.
Yes, that's coaching.
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 19, 2026, 03:35 PMPart of the coaching problem was when North Carolina State took their last time out after the interception. Why did they need a time out there? They needed the time out at the very end, to discuss the mechanics of the final play.
What's really sad is a safety doesn't beat you.
Even with no timeouts, pull your offense to the sideline and take eleventy billion delay of game penalties. What does it hurt?
Quote from: Hogfan58 on Sep 19, 2026, 03:44 PMThat the dog is the highest ranking "officer" of the fake army
And they wear those big, Mickey Mouse looking white gloves.
Like these...
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Man, they love Lane Kiffin's cock. Keeps slobbing that knob.
Quote from: Son of Spam on Sep 19, 2026, 04:13 PMMan, they love Lane Kiffin's cock. Keeps slobbing that knob.
And there's never been anyone less deserving. It's uncanny. He's never had to earn such praise.
Kentucky looks stout
Clemson just took the lead after the restart.
Chad probably had a flight to catch back to Dallas.
Quote from: BASS on Sep 19, 2026, 04:32 PMKentucky looks stout
It is sad that Kentucky and Vandy would roll us now. They have advanced a lot more than we have. We are now the bottom feeder. Shocking, but true.
Kentucky's QB and #1 wr are way better than ours. And their online is too.
Bobby just ran fucking Cowboy Go on 4th and 1 at midfield down 1.
It failed.
Fighting Petrino about to lose. Stupid call on 4th and 1.
Double surrender cobra in college station!
Hahahahahahaha
Michigan trying their best to emulate Arkansas, up 10 on utep in the second half.
Fun times in Tuscaloosa
Boos raining down in college station. Bwahahahahahahaha
Quote from: BASS on Sep 19, 2026, 04:52 PMBoos raining down in college station. Bwahahahahahahaha
Kentucky kicking that ass.
Quote from: Son of Spam on Sep 19, 2026, 04:52 PMKentucky kicking that ass.
Just steamrolling their dline
More double surrender cobras in college station. 😂
Kentucky WORKING Texas A&M.
What it must feel like having a big boy team ...
aTm taking it in the ass. They're loving it.
28-7 Kentucky
How were they able to do this in year one? I was told it was impossible.
Quote from: mde114 on Sep 19, 2026, 04:59 PM28-7 Kentucky
How were they able to do this in year one? I was told it was impossible.
Do not believe what you're eyes see nor what you're ears hear
Kalen deboer looks like Ryan silverfield with a $50mm nil budget
Dear a and m and bama fans. Fuck you. Hahahahahaha.
What is this deep throw downfield Florida State keeps doing? Is that illegal?
Quote from: BASS on Sep 19, 2026, 05:03 PMDear a and m and bama fans. Fuck you. Hahahahahaha.
Misery loves company
😂 Alabama 😂
eATMe is living proof that money doesn't buy a good team. Talent evaluation and coaching...that does.
Quote from: Son of Spam on Sep 19, 2026, 05:07 PMeATMe is living proof that money doesn't buy a good team. Talent evaluation and coaching...that does.
They will likely win 8-9 games still. Elko is thought to be a solid coach.
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 19, 2026, 04:43 PMBobby just ran fucking Cowboy Go on 4th and 1 at midfield down 1.
It failed.
Tried it against TCU and that retarded QB missed the open throw by 10 yards.
Quote from: BASS on Sep 19, 2026, 05:03 PMDear a and m and bama fans. Fuck you. Hahahahahaha.
You're a Hog fan. Might want to slow down a bit there.
bama has a way of winning these games at home.
big fg for kentucky.
Kentucky QB is 14/18 for 252, and hit his last 9 in a row, and they just hit a 52 yd fg to go up 31-14.
Kentucky has a better football program than we do, and it's not even close.
gig 'em!
Good times in college station. Hahahahahahaha
There must be some kind of rule against winning in year 1 like this
Smu-Louisville is a back and forth slugfest
Damn, that kid from Kentucky outran the kick.
KY going conservative with over 2 minutes left.
The Aggies won't win a lot of games counting on Reed throwing it 50 times.
Well, guess Kentucky surpassed us in the SEC pecking order again
Kentucky beat the Aggies. Ha ha lol rmalfo
There's just all this salt in the wound when literally 80% of the surrounding colleges around Arkansas have programs in similar or equal P4 conferences that manage to not look like ass week in and week out.
Aggie ahead of schedule
texas-a-m-legacy-of-failure-episode-i-the-furk-awakens-v0-AkFs5ZQaBLhq3lPkOLmg2DkaVPp6WkMADvhwW1uLnlo.jpg.webp
Golesh threw an INT to start their game
byrum brown already has 4 int for the season.
Ryan Williams is a thing a beauty in the open field. Kinda reminds of Randy Moss
Also that excellent block they are pointing out is absolutely a hold
Nancy is a fan of the cock(s)
https://x.com/nancymace/status/2101431344748286037?s=61&t=Y0HnJInXBN48z6WJDbQHzQ
Go to hell Ole Miss!
Not really a fan of the Tigers or Lane but I think the Oxford meltdown would be glorious if Lane goes in without lube on the Rebel/Land Shark/Bears
Lane is so disappointed he didn't get the interview with Laura rather than Holly.
Watching this build up, must be nice.
Quote from: Spiderham on Sep 19, 2026, 06:38 PMNancy is a fan of the cock(s)
https://x.com/nancymace/status/2101431344748286037?s=61&t=Y0HnJInXBN48z6WJDbQHzQ
She seems to be thriving.
Ole Miss is delivering right now. And that's how striping out a stadium is supposed to look.
Haha, I'm cheering for OM. I just wanna see the world burn.
Meanwhile Alabama woke up and are rolling on FSU 43-28 with the ball.
Quote from: TC on Sep 19, 2026, 07:28 PMHaha, I cheering for OM. I just wanna see the world burn.
Same here.
Quote from: Spiderham on Sep 19, 2026, 06:42 PMGo to hell Ole Miss!
Not really a fan of the Tigers or Lane but I think the Oxford meltdown would be glorious if Lane goes in without lube on the Rebel/Land Shark/Bears
Ole Miss is the one going in dry.
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 19, 2026, 07:50 PMOle Miss is the one going in dry.
Yep. Just took LSU +9.5. Trying to speak it into existence . :D
Watching other teams I realize something. We lack speed.
Quote from: Son of Spam on Sep 19, 2026, 08:02 PMWatching other teams I realize something. We lack speed.
Today, I noticed size and strength.
Add smarts and that's 4 S's we could use.
Chambliss is a pro QB. He will be on a roster, maybe even starting, next year.
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 19, 2026, 08:17 PMChambliss is a pro QB. He will be on a roster, maybe even starting, next year.
A full grown man holy shit that play and drive
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 19, 2026, 08:21 PMA full grown man holy shit that play and drive
He throws 25 yard darts with more pace and accuracy than our QBs throw 10 yards.
Lane Kiffin's a pussy.
So saith the classy scholarly gentlemen of the Ole Miss student section.
Chambliss is criminally underrated.
He very nearly got OM to the title game himself last year.
And yet everyone spent all offseason washing Arch's balls forgetting he did jack shit last year.
Chambliss should be a top 5 pick.
I just think it would be nice to have some of that Ole Miss offense that won't work in the SEC...well shit I just wish we had any sort of offense.
Quote from: Feral on Sep 19, 2026, 08:23 PMChambliss is criminally underrated.
He very nearly got OM to the title game himself last year.
And yet everyone spent all offseason washing Arch's balls forgetting he did jack shit last year.
Chambliss should be a top 5 pick.
If you're a mid tier program in the SEC you have to have a QB like that.
We competed with Matt Jones and with DMac as our best QB. Auburn had Cam. OM has Chambliss. Schools like that can't get it done with a game manager...they never will be able to put enough talent around that kind of guy to get it done consistently.
I'm just happy to see Lane getting his ass kicked. Plus, my wife life is a Rebel and Ole Miss is a serious program. Much respect.
Did Curles get his white hat back? That sure looked like him in the OU/ New Mex game.
Troy is hanging with Missouri
We gotta game for the 4th quarter boys.
Ole Miss is wilting
Leavitt dropped that pass in perfectly
Lane and LSU fans if they pull this game out
(https://cdn-v2.meme.com/memes/i-am-going-to-create-an-environment-that-is-so-toxic/i-am-going-create-toxic-canonical.webp)
Hasz been holding all night.
If they win beer cans on the field
Laney is getting out coached and it's glorious.
Going for two up 6, ballsy.
Lsu has an ugly helmet. The tiger looks like a retarded weasel.
I hope they tie and play 400 OT so they both have to forfeit their next game.
Deion got his ass kicked by northwestern.
Quote from: mde114 on Sep 19, 2026, 09:56 PMHasz been holding all night.
He's on a good team and now his back doesn't hurt?
Leavitt misses a wide open td on 3rd and goal
Suck it Kiffin.
Haha. Fuck LSU. Fuck Kiffin.
The deal with the devil Kiff made. He won't beat ole miss
Enjoy the moment Ole Miss. I'm jealous.
I'm glad Lane lost, but fuck Ole Miss.
Inbred flopheads.
I love that lane list to his old stomping ground guy his assistant coach lolz
Just your hourly reminder that Arkansas has the worst football program in the SEC.
so they've now won 14 SEC games in a row while we've lost 12 in a row
Was talking to my son about this tonight, but think back to 2011.
We had Petrino en route to 11-2, they had Nutt en route to 4-8 and a coaching search.
They hired Freeze, we canned Petrino, and our programs proceeded to go in completely different directions.
Now imagine if Ole Miss had pro players.
Lane continues to prove his teams can not win the big game.
Ole miss will come back down to earth that is what they do,
Rebels sharks face the chomps chomps, watch them come out flat - hu,an nature) while lane and the aggies meet in a playoff elimination game as the loser drops to 0-2 in conference.
LSU sold their soul for more of the same, it is going to be glorious to watch them polish that turd harder than some in this state.
Can't wait to hear governor landry's excuses.
Quote from: BASS on Sep 19, 2026, 10:08 PMGoing for two up 6, ballsy.
I thought about this for a second. They did it because they knew if LSU scored again Lane was going to go for 2 anyway. That was a "we know the guy is crazy" decision.
lol
https://x.com/tatereeves/status/2101514832071516609?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
To show the power of college football.
Look at the CBS NFL distribution map today. Most of the eastern half of the country has Steelers-Patriots.
Except Baltimore is showing the Ravens (obviously). And oh, the Louisville area has the Ravens. Louisville is a lot closer to Pittsburgh than it is to Baltimore. I would wager there's a lot of Steelers fans there.
Lamar Jackson. Louisville. Ravens.
Having college players transfer every single year for $$$ is going to kill that kind of branding, I still think, in the long term. Unless Congress can rein it in.
I just have to reiterate how unbelievable that NC State Vandy ending was yesterday. Might be the biggest brain fart since the butt fumble.
Between that and the Michigan ending from Week 1 this has been a good year for clips you'll see a long time into the future.
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 20, 2026, 03:36 PMI just have to reiterate how unbelievable that NC State Vandy ending was yesterday. Might be the biggest brain fart since the butt fumble.
Between that and the Michigan ending from Week 1 this has been a good year for clips you'll see a long time into the future.
The best stat I read about this is that over the last 20 years, teams leading with under a minute to play and with possession of the ball are now 1,046-2.
Michigan was the other, when they fumbled that punt snap and Michigan State returned it for a touchdown.
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Sep 20, 2026, 04:23 PMThe best stat I read about this is that over the last 20 years, teams leading with under a minute to play and with possession of the ball are now 1,046-2.
Michigan was the other, when they fumbled that punt snap and Michigan State returned it for a touchdown.
I'm surprised Arkansas hasn't found their way into that statistic. Maybe if they had a stat that referenced "How many times a team shit itself when a win was almost certain" then that might rank pretty high.
https://x.com/AppState_FB/status/2101533433189060994?s=20
Singleton leading App State to 3-0. Don't think he was an SEC qb but anyway nice to see a former hog have some success.
Quote from: animal on Sep 20, 2026, 05:45 PMhttps://x.com/AppState_FB/status/2101533433189060994?s=20
Singleton leading App State to 3-0. Don't think he was an SEC qb but anyway nice to see a former hog have some success.
Not sure about that. Singleton led us on the drive that beat Tennessee in 2004. That was the last SEC game Arkansas won at home.
Quote from: mde114 on Sep 20, 2026, 06:02 PMNot sure about that. Singleton led us on the drive that beat Tennessee in 2004. That was the last SEC game Arkansas won at home.
It does feel like that long ago.
Quote from: mde114 on Sep 20, 2026, 06:02 PMNot sure about that. Singleton led us on the drive that beat Tennessee in 2004. That was the last SEC game Arkansas won at home.
Really? The last SEC game we won at home? What about Tennessee a few years ago? And I believe there have been a couple of others. Not many, but a few.
Did you mean 2024?
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 20, 2026, 06:06 PMIt does feel like that long ago.
Cobbs was a beast in that game
2024 could have been a 9-10 win season (after a bowl win) if a few close losses had gone the other way. Cant believe we fell off so hard the next season.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 20, 2026, 06:44 PM2024 could have been a 9-10 win season (after a bowl win) if a few close losses had gone the other way. Cant believe we fell off so hard the next season.
and we fell on a floor with zero bounce
Sorry, yes 2024
This guy is despicable. You think losing would have humbled him but no.
https://x.com/mlfootball/status/2101705277154218258?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Quite possibly the most overrated coach in history. At least Jimbo won a title.
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Sep 20, 2026, 09:28 PMQuite possibly the most overrated coach in history. At least Jimbo won a title.
Then there is this......
https://x.com/brennonchapman/status/2101516235561226717?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
It would be glorious if LSU just crashed and burned this season. Karma
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Sep 20, 2026, 09:38 PMIt would be glorious if LSU just crashed and burned this season. Karma
I agree.
Quote from: jdcatty on Sep 20, 2026, 10:27 PMI agree.
Anybody who doesn't should spend time om the LSU board of Tigerdroppings. Talk about living vicariously through a sports team.
Quote from: DrMongoose on Sep 20, 2026, 09:35 PMThen there is this......
https://x.com/brennonchapman/status/2101516235561226717?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
I don't have it saved, but there was a tweet last week comparing Freeze's tenure with Ole Miss.
On its face, Freeze's was more impressive, especially the ranked wins. He beat Saban 2 years in a row, one of them in a national championship season.
My TOPIWLTFT has jokes
https://x.com/itssydneythomas/status/2101766001906057675?s=20
Quote from: DrMongoose on Sep 20, 2026, 09:35 PMThen there is this......
https://x.com/brennonchapman/status/2101516235561226717?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Thank you for further proving my point.
Lane Kiffin is Houston Nutt with more trim-hunting skills.
https://youtu.be/Dgmk_fHguMk
https://x.com/calebsalersstm/status/2102471115700375594?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Supposedly whatet the drugs were lace with doesn't show up in fetanyl test strips. Yikes
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Sep 22, 2026, 03:35 PMhttps://x.com/calebsalersstm/status/2102471115700375594?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Supposedly whatet the drugs were lace with doesn't show up in fetanyl test strips. Yikes
Kartom.
Here's more and scary because all these kids think doing drugs is fine until you get the wrong one wmd it's laced with something. Inform your kids. This is scary af
https://x.com/eliciabrand/status/2102485930657628546?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Sep 22, 2026, 07:51 PMHere's more and scary because all these kids think doing drugs is fine until you get the wrong one wmd it's laced with something. Inform your kids. This is scary af
https://x.com/eliciabrand/status/2102485930657628546?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Let me guess...Arkansas dead last in overdoses too
Quote from: animal on Sep 22, 2026, 08:05 PMLet me guess...Arkansas dead last in overdoses too
We can't afford cocaine on our budget.
My wife's cousin was a pretty straight laced guy all the way through hs. He went to a party where his girlfriend gave him something that was laced with who knows what. First time he had ever done anything close to drugs and it completely fried his brain. 15 years later and the guy can still barely put a sentence together and needs his parents to do everything but wipe his ass.
From what I've read there's two confirmed deaths at ole Miss and maybe up to 7 deaths. Kids are stupid and just think oh it's cool. Till your dead
Quote from: Third_down_draw on Sep 22, 2026, 09:09 PMWe can't afford cocaine on our budget.
But after this season, we will lead in suicides.
https://nypost.com/2026/09/23/sports/bear-bachmeier-has-naked-family-secret-revealed-during-byu-broadcast/
Didn't know to post here or the wtf thread.
Is that a Mormon cult thing?
In reading that Trump is gonna be on college game day this weekend.
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Sep 24, 2026, 10:16 AMIn reading that Trump is gonna be on college game day this weekend.
Doing a live Novig spot wearing only a football over his mushroom.
Where is Gameday this weekend?
Tennessee vs Indians
That was funny. Took me a few seconds to get it.
The American Texas fans are taking the Chattanooga Choo-Choo to the game, which they are calling the Battle of Dungkirk.
(said in my best shitty Indian accent)
https://x.com/cheeseslave5/status/2103239108780855612?s=46
https://x.com/footballscoop/status/2103211362730021135?s=46&t=Z4r2QIiNNsZM5Lty4ufQXQ (https://x.com/footballscoop/status/2103211362730021135?s=46&t=Z4r2QIiNNsZM5Lty4ufQXQ)
The state legislature will bail them out with taxpayer money.
Our state legislature can't change fucking laws to remove handicaps for us.
Quote from: Boarat on Sep 24, 2026, 06:22 PMhttps://x.com/footballscoop/status/2103211362730021135?s=46&t=Z4r2QIiNNsZM5Lty4ufQXQ (https://x.com/footballscoop/status/2103211362730021135?s=46&t=Z4r2QIiNNsZM5Lty4ufQXQ)
I know just the man to get them back on track
Quote from: BASS on Sep 24, 2026, 06:35 PMThe state legislature will bail them out with taxpayer money.
Our state legislature can't change fucking laws to remove handicaps for us.
And they shouldn't.
"Our state legislature can't change fucking laws to remove handicaps for us."
They shouldn't.
BMFP's son Nick is the OC at coastal Carolina. Playing on ESPN right now.
Quote from: BASS on Sep 24, 2026, 06:35 PMThe state legislature will bail them out with taxpayer money.
Our state legislature can't change fucking laws to remove handicaps for us.
NIL is untaxed income in Arkansas thanks to the state legislature
I have so much love for Vol Twitter right now. They have cooked Texas and thrown them in the toiletriver.
I'm in Orlando at daughter and SIL's house. Going to Universal Friday and then on my 62nd birthday Saturday night: Halloween Horror Nights with them and my oldest son who flew in to surprise me.
My nephew got my Texas tickets this weekend...
Quote from: mr.zorak on Sep 24, 2026, 11:03 PMI'm in Orlando at daughter and SIL's house. Going to Universal Friday and then on my 62nd birthday Saturday night: Halloween Horror Nights with them and my oldest son who flew in to surprise me.
My nephew got my Texas tickets this weekend...
Nightmare Fuel is interesting for sure.
https://x.com/geauxbluse/status/2103297041598443845?s=46
Quote from: mr.zorak on Sep 24, 2026, 11:03 PMMy nephew got my Texas tickets this weekend...
Interesting you phrase it as "Texas tickets" and not "Tennessee tickets" or "game tickets".
Are you a closeted metrosexual Texass fan?
Saar this is no place for poop-smearing
Clempson's AD has not released a statement about their 10:30pm kickoff on the west coast and then they have to go all the way back to the east coast and play seven days later against Miami.
https://x.com/projsports/status/2102752344936993225?s=46
Quote from: Loma on Sep 25, 2026, 09:28 AMClempson's AD has not released a statement about their 10:30pm kickoff on the west coast and then they have to go all the way back to the east coast and play seven days later against Miami.
that's because he's not a little bitch like HY
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 25, 2026, 08:28 AMInteresting you phrase it as "Texas tickets" and not "Tennessee tickets" or "game tickets".
Are you a closeted metrosexual Texass fan?
Not even drunk would that happen...
Quote from: mr.zorak on Sep 25, 2026, 10:00 AMNot even drunk would that happen...
Just checking. Thought maybe we had been catfished all these years.
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 25, 2026, 10:07 AMJust checking. Thought maybe we had been catfished all these years.
He's a Tenn fan...it's like us when we
play get raped by Georgia...we'll call it the Georgia Tickets.
Well I'm having a blast here. Weather is perfect! Granddaughter is getting the Pappy Taxi treatment.
Quote from: mr.zorak on Sep 25, 2026, 12:12 PMWell I'm having a blast here. Weather is perfect! Granddaughter is getting the Pappy Taxi treatment.
Great looking family, brother. Have a great time and Go Vols!
https://x.com/astrosmokeyx/status/2103498285902332274?s=46
Quote from: mr.zorak on Sep 25, 2026, 12:12 PMWell I'm having a blast here. Weather is perfect! Granddaughter is getting the Pappy Taxi treatment.
Looking good. Good luck tomorrow.
https://x.com/Rabid_Razorback/status/2103564115138519058?s=20
Got to be a real kick to the nuts to lose your wife and baby. Damn
Damn, that's tough to read. Prayers for him, and Tulsa can rest easy knowing we won't try to attack the outside linebackers.
https://x.com/VandyTracker/status/2103278397405151304?s=20
https://x.com/davefsu47/status/2103282184727810145?s=20
Is this real?
Apparently Northwestern is a major opponent and Indiana is going to be validated if they win this game.
Quote from: animal on Sep 25, 2026, 07:01 PMhttps://x.com/davefsu47/status/2103282184727810145?s=20
Is this real?
Pretty sure I saw where it was fake. Sad that in this day and age there's a chance it's real.
I feel your pain Northwestern
Indiana leading shitty northwestern 5-0.
Weird football score.
Quote from: BASS on Sep 25, 2026, 07:59 PMIndiana leading shitty northwestern 5-0.
Weird football score.
Northwestern just has to work counts and get to their bullpen.
Boring ass football game. It's like watching the Hogs play offense. Nothing gets my goat more than a QB who holds the ball and holds the ball and doesn't make a decision.
Got a classic Atlantic Coast Conference matchup in 30 minutes as Clemson travels to UC Berkeley to take on Cal.
Clemson's offense so far...
Overall: 297.7 yards per game (128th in FBS)
Passing: 172.3 yards per game (112th)
Rushing: 125.3 yards per game (109th)
Scoring: 20.0 points per game (120th)
Edit, since I know you're wondering, Arkansas ranks 110th, 45th, 135th, and 122nd in the FBS in those categories.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 25, 2026, 09:04 PMGot a classic Atlantic Coast Conference matchup in 30 minutes as Clemson travels to to take on Cal.
There's nothing like the traditional college rivalries.
Ohio St - Michigan
Auburn - Alabama
Harvard - Yale
Clemson - Cal
UAB and Navy has been a good game. Navy trying to score in the final two minutes.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 25, 2026, 09:04 PMGot a classic Atlantic Coast Conference matchup in 30 minutes as Clemson travels to UC Berkeley to take on Cal.
Clemson's offense so far...
Overall: 297.7 yards per game (128th in FBS)
Passing: 172.3 yards per game (112th)
Rushing: 125.3 yards per game (109th)
Scoring: 20.0 points per game (120th)
Edit, since I know you're wondering, Arkansas ranks 110th, 45th, 135th, and 122nd in the FBS in those categories.
[BASS looking for pistol]
It's gotten better.
Cal-Clemson is weird. Clemson is really trying to run trick plays, draw offsides, etc to get a first down. Dabo may be in more trouble than I dreamed.
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Sep 24, 2026, 06:21 PMhttps://x.com/cheeseslave5/status/2103239108780855612?s=46
Someone explain the Texas/India connection.
Quote from: animal on Sep 25, 2026, 03:12 PMhttps://x.com/Rabid_Razorback/status/2103564115138519058?s=20
Got to be a real kick to the nuts to lose your wife and baby. Damn
im so confused by the la k of information in this post. It's a hog account but this is a Tulsa player or coach? Wut
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Sep 25, 2026, 10:58 PMim so confused by the la k of information in this post. It's a hog account but this is a Tulsa player or coach? Wut
What part is confusing? An Arkansas fan posted about a Tulsa assistant coach who just lost his wife and child. Seemed pretty straightforward (and fucking devastating).
Quote from: Hogworth Ballington III on Sep 25, 2026, 10:44 PMSomeone explain the Texas/India connection.
Texas bandwagon and 80% of their students are Asian Indian.
Quote from: Hogworth Ballington III on Sep 25, 2026, 10:44 PMSomeone explain the Texas/India connection.
Comment made by Bo French, candidate running for Texas Railroad Commissioner, after the Ohio State game.
https://thedailytexan.com/2026/09/14/ut-community-grapples-with-social-media-comments-on-student-section-racial-makeup/
https://x.com/brennonchapman/status/2103614099661738225?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
https://x.com/an0malee/status/2103681888904966476?s=46
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Sep 26, 2026, 08:34 AMhttps://x.com/an0malee/status/2103681888904966476?s=46
I miss the days of holding fingers in the air or holding tickets in the air.
I'm a Luddite.
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 09:03 AMI miss the days of holding fingers in the air or holding tickets in the air.
I'm a Luddite.
Yeah, me too.
https://x.com/vol_crusader/status/2103529009136964082?s=46&t=DTGVKlgNTKh5Nq29PdZsdg
Lol kid on Gameday has definitely kicked before. First one would be good from 40 if he wasn't wide right.
$1 million for himself plus $500,000 to the Pat Summit Foundation.
https://x.com/batteredvawl516/status/2103834721189081489?s=46
Gameday taking time to laugh at Arkansas.
https://x.com/charliespoppie/status/2103851557573767297?s=46
Desmond is just saying the same thing woopiggers say.
https://x.com/matt_ray_/status/2103867883935690999 (https://x.com/matt_ray_/status/2103867883935690999)
Illinois might get run out of town by Ohio State.
Fighting Bert's already down 14-0
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 11:41 AMIllinois might get run out of town by Ohio State.
As long as they stay within 20 they have a chance!
TN QB is either not good or blind.
Saban exposed
https://x.com/redditcfb/status/2103896067809104159?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Texas DL just pretended to whip out his penus and take a leak after a sack. How Texan.
It would have been 4th down.
That penalty for pissing on Tennessee should have been an ejection.
Quote from: Cornhogio on Sep 26, 2026, 12:32 PMThat penalty for pissing on Tennessee should have been an ejection.
Stay classy Tex-ass.
Quote from: Cornhogio on Sep 26, 2026, 12:32 PMThat penalty for pissing on Tennessee should have been an ejection.
Agreed. Flip teams and it might have been.
That's twice I've counted that Arch has been flagged for throwing beyond the LOS
Arch Manning has twice been flagged for throwing a pass past the line of scrimmage.
He might not be the brightest bulb in the drawer.
Tenn QB isn't that good
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 12:39 PMArch Manning has twice been flagged for throwing a pass past the line of scrimmage.
He might not be the brightest bulb in the drawer.
He has the IQ of Cooper.
Quote from: Hogfan58 on Sep 26, 2026, 12:43 PMTenn QB isn't that good
He'll throw for 700 yards against us
South Alabama up 14-7 over Kentucky in the 2nd quarter
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 12:56 PMSouth Alabama up 14-7 over Kentucky in the 2nd quarter
Go Jags!
Illinois looking respectable against Ohio State. They were +28. Only down 15 with the ball halfway through the third.
I remember what respectable looks like. It's not getting made fun of on college game day.
Sucks watching Lance Jackson play well for Texas.
If only the NCAA could make both the whorens and the vols lose this game.
Quote from: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 01:51 PMIf only the NCAA could make both the whorens and the vols lose this game.
Would make a great book. "Vols, Horns, and Krishna Coming: The College Football Game in Which Both Teams Lost but the Nation Won."
Why is Trump at the whorens game? I thought he was a new York guy.
Is it a campaign stunt for someone running in Tennessee?
He likes the color orange
Trying to get out the Injun vote
Tennessee's QB looks like kj Jackson.
Not a compliment.
Quote from: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 02:00 PMTennessee's QB looks like kj Jackson.
Not a compliment.
He's missed some open receivers.
Arch manning is not a good QB.
He's just been the benefactor of the best coaching on the planet, and his family name.
Some NFL team is going to make a Christian ponder kind of mistake drafting him in the top 10.
I wouldn't draft him before the 7th round.
Our RBs could take some guidance from this Wingo cat. It is acceptable to keep churning and not fall down at first contact.
Texas is going to absolutely rip us to shreds.
Quote from: jdcatty on Sep 26, 2026, 02:08 PMTexas is going to absolutely rip us to shreds.
You think worse than Georgia?
Quote from: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 02:09 PMYou think worse than Georgia?
Yes, much worse.
That'll be the game. Tennessee's offense can't piss a drop.
Quote from: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 02:07 PMArch manning is not a good QB.
He's just been the benefactor of the best coaching on the planet, and his family name.
And having a couple receivers who catch everything within arm's reach.
I think Georgia is better than the whorens.
If Texas had an elite QB, they'd be unstoppable.
Manning is the only thing holding them back.
Louisville kicker misses a 42-yard FG to tie it with 2:29 to go.
Lunney's offense has almost at many yards and first downs as Ohio State.
400+ yards on the preseason #1 team on the road. Not bad.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 01:58 PMHe likes the color orange
Can't allow this one to slide by without a tip of the cap.
Tennessee QB finally makes a throw. He was better than kj on that one.
Quote from: jdcatty on Sep 26, 2026, 02:10 PMYes, much worse.
We may not score against Texas. But I think we can keep their offense under 35.
Here we go, Tenner got the onside
COME ON TENNESSEE!
Sark just cost them the win if it stands
Man if Texas loses this...
They tried fucking Tennessee.
Refs threw a flag and then chose life
Holy crap.
That was about as well executed as I've ever seen.
Wake Forest beats Louisville by blocking a field goal with 20 seconds left.
I'm watching the game and Apple TV tells me that Texas is on upset alert. And I'm supposed to trust self driving cars?
Those guys fighting for yards like they are getting paid to do it.
Why would there be a 10 second run off here?
I don't think I've ever seen two different camera angles look so different
because the clock would have kept rolling between plays
Why is the offense being punished because the refs missed the receiver being down?
And shouldn't the game clock be reset to when he was down?
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 26, 2026, 02:41 PMI don't think I've ever seen two different camera angles look so different
AI
KJ down again
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 26, 2026, 02:41 PMWhy would there be a 10 second run off here?
Wr was tackled inbounds short of the first down and the clock was stopped after he got the first down.
Quote from: animal on Sep 26, 2026, 02:42 PMbecause the clock would have kept rolling between plays
Then the clock starts on the refs whistle. Put the game clock where it should be when he was down and start the clock immediately.
And another 10 second run off for the injured lineman.
Yeah I wouldn't want this QB.
I don't want our QBs either but this guy lacks the decision making as well.
18 years old and getting NIL money for this performance
He is retarded for sure.
TN needs a miracle.
If this kid gonna be able to get off a pass?
Penalty every play now.
This team is so dumb why catch that?
Drop both teams in the polls
tenner players have the iq of a potato
Looks like TX has possession of the rabbits foot this year.
That QB is retarded
Texas is not #1.
If it weren't for the fact that they are texas, I would say rocky top is worse than the eyes of texas.
Florida is rolling on the first possession... nope, power went out in the clock booth so they stopped the game.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 02:56 PMFlorida is rolling on the first possession... nope, power went out in the clock booth so they stopped the game.
They could just make up the game clock like the big ten
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 02:56 PMFlorida is rolling on the first possession... nope, power went out in the clock booth so they stopped the game.
They playing in Little Rock?
Ole Miss goes down today. Lol
Dumb move Ole Miss
Ole Miss may get runt out of the swamp today.
Florida is good. Sumrall is a good coach. He took a shit pile from napier and turned it into a good team.
Our coach took a mediocre team and turned it into a shit pile.
florida gets good players, they had them when napier was the coach. problem was napier was a dumbass.
I don't think Oklahoma will score as much against Georgia as even we did. Their offense looks extremely deficient.
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 03:13 PMI don't think Oklahoma will score as much against Georgia as even we did. Their offense looks extremely deficient.
We have an offense run by corky the retard from life goes on. Don't forget that.
OU's offense was better when their QB had a broken thumb
Dumbest thing to do on 4th and 1 from mid field. Defenses rarely jumps. Why take a timeout. Just take the 5 yard penalty and punt.
And you punt it into the end zone anyway. Just take the penalty and yell your punter to rocket it out the back of the end zone.
Take the points. Good grief...
Matt LaFleur in Gainesville all of a sudden.
LOL at Oklahoma.
The OU QB is another one who has been a dumbass all year.
This one is over.
Mateer, dang
Ou goes full retard. Never go full retard.
Quote from: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 03:08 PMFlorida is good. Sumrall is a good coach. He took a shit pile from napier and turned it into a good team.
Our coach took a mediocre team and turned it into a shit pile.
Not defending them, but he had to get 80 new players. That mediocre team is gone.
How ass is Mateer?
https://x.com/thanatos_alm/status/2101223844274913359?s=20
I hate Texass and have for many decades. Hurts to say, but their D looked good. Fast and physical.
Somebody told me once, there are really only two kinds of QB. Those that carry their team and those carried by their team. Arch appears to be the second type.
Quote from: HogOfWar on Sep 26, 2026, 03:35 PMNot defending them, but he had to get 80 new players. That mediocre team is gone.
Didn't we get about the same # of new players? We downgraded.
Texted one of my OU buddies after that. We're so bad this year I don't even feel good about talking shit.
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Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 03:36 PMHow ass is Mateer?
https://x.com/thanatos_alm/status/2101223844274913359?s=20
If y'all like ass like that y'all gonna be jealous of me. Miss Z has an amazing curvy nice ass a little bit bigger than that.
Shameless brag
At least Duckman had the honor to post pics
Apparently Georgia "hasn't played anybody". Not going to say he's wrong.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 03:42 PMApparently Georgia "hasn't played anybody". Not going to say he's wrong.
Damn near posted the same thing
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 03:40 PMAt least Duckman had the honor to post pics
He only did that for being on the wrong side of a bet. And he's a piece of shit. I would never dishonor miss Z sharing pics of her naked on a message board.
Also I think his wife's boyfriend probably took the pic for him
Damn OU.
Hell we put up a better fight.
Share time
Every time there's a hold I've been screaming my balls off. Mostly just to feel what it's like to be pissed off about a shitty holding call since I don't get that watching Arkansas games anymore.
Georgia going in dry.
Florida receiver just about got broken in 1/2 plus targeting.
Quote from: Pighair on Sep 26, 2026, 04:08 PMFlorida receiver just about got broken in 1/2 plus targeting.
And Florida responded like you're supposed to.
Mateer must have money on the game.
Ole Miss found a pulse.
EDIT: Then Florida just punched them in the heart.
Ole Miss: "Joke's on you, I'm into that"
Quote from: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 03:37 PMDidn't we get about the same # of new players? We downgraded.
You mean somebody was a garbage ass team last year, got better players and completely turned their program around? Is that even legal ? Sure ain't here, I guess.
In Arkansas we take garbage and make it even garbagier.
Quote from: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 03:39 PMIf y'all like ass like that y'all gonna be jealous of me. Miss Z has an amazing curvy nice ass a little bit bigger than that.
Shameless brag
Jesus must really love you.
So, did Jon Sumrall even pick up the phone when Arkansas called or did he just block HY's number?
$7.45 mil vs $6.7 mil.
We probably never called him. Also I don't think he'd have the same early success here.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 05:42 PM$7.45 mil vs $6.7 mil.
We probably never called him. Also I don't think he'd have the same early success here.
I don't think so, either. I don't think Nick Saban could win at Arkansas.
You hate to see a Patrick Kutas get hurt. I'd hate to see a Luke Hasz get hurt also.
Hotty Totty!
Lolole miss
Quote from: mde114 on Sep 26, 2026, 05:51 PMHotty Totty!
Lolole miss
Every year. They start out in the top 10 and then shit the bed.
Still if we had some of the guys we've lost over the last couple years that are playing for other teams we'd still be meh but maybe competitive.
Somehow I'm thinking you can't replace guys that go be SEC starters or rotation players for guys that wouldn't start anywhere else in the SEC and expect to compete.
Iowa driving late. A couple seconds left after a first down. Michigan player get Vickle Vaughn'ed.
IOWA
Let's see if the refs can give this to Michigan somehow.
Whoa, Big10 gonna find another way to save a Michigan home win?
tuddy
Shouldn't they have to run the conversion, because something could happen to give Michigan a point, right?
Interesting watching these other teams and seeing guys zip around SEC defenders and then we look like we're running in mud against North Alabama.
Wow!
lol, Fuck Big Blue!!!
52 points for Florida.
Ole Miss definitely played a hangover game but their defense is ass.
Not surprised OM lost. Didn't think they'd get boat raced though. FL looks legit. Would've been nice to have landed Baugh.
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 06:10 PM52 points for Florida.
Ole Miss definitely played a hangover game but their defense is ass.
Shitty defense is Golding's hallmark.
Typical Briles dipshittery on 4th down.
South Carolina had 4th and 2 in Bama territory. Sellers acts like he's talking to the sideline, TE comes in motion and comes under center for the snap, pauses for a second (surprising no one), and gets stuffed for a turnover on downs.
It reminded me of the 1970 Arkansas Texas game. Arkansas was so deflated after the big shootout they spent a year focusing on the '70 game that when it finally got there they had nothing left. Ole Miss focused so much on LSU they had nothing left for Florida.
Quote from: TheOtherWhiteMeat on Sep 26, 2026, 06:37 PMIt reminded me of the 1970 Arkansas Texas game. Arkansas was so deflated after the big shootout they spent a year focusing on the '70 game that when it finally got there they had nothing left. Ole Miss focused so much on LSU they had nothing left for Florida.
100%
Also why I think LSU could lose to A&M tonight.
I don't think A&M is particularly good, but LSU is prime for a post gut punch letdown as well.
We literally hired the worst coaching candidate last year.
https://x.com/MichaelMain__/status/2103958739300790499 (https://x.com/MichaelMain__/status/2103958739300790499)
It's a long list of great coaches we never gave a look.
HY made two football hires. Pittman and Silverware. What a legacy.
Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 06:48 PMWe literally hired the worst coaching candidate last year.
https://x.com/MichaelMain__/status/2103958739300790499 (https://x.com/MichaelMain__/status/2103958739300790499)
Definitely seems that way.
Sumrall looks like a tremendous hire. Chesney has UCLA rolling, Eric Morris and Will Stein has a signature top 10 win, and even Golesh has looked good.
And of course we're bottoming out like we regularly do. We quite literally never get the new coach bump. 1977 and 1998 are long gone.
Quote from: Feral on Sep 26, 2026, 06:27 PMShitty defense is Golding's hallmark.
Yep they will only get worse the further away from Kiffin's players they get.
Did not know Patterson got back into coaching. He's the DC at USC-W
Quote from: Gambler on Sep 26, 2026, 05:28 PMJesus must really love you.
Well, he fucking owes me after the first 47 years
South Carolina offense stuck in 1st gear, briles and seller's isn't working
Wisconsin wins in happy valley!
Pennsylvania state goes for the TD instead of first downs on the final series, not ideal play calling
Shane Beamer, white courtesy phone
Mississippi state looks good
Damn
https://x.com/sharpfootball/status/2104007405738606675?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Lane says levitt is hurt but he is playing anyway
If Aggie could get anything from reed they would be winning.
LSU is talented but very beatable
Missouri coming back
Bama going in dry
Boy Mississippi State fucked up the end of their half inside the 10. About like we did except they didn't get a FG off.
Coaching.
Quote from: DrMongoose on Sep 26, 2026, 08:04 PMDamn
https://x.com/sharpfootball/status/2104007405738606675?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
I wonder what happens when these guys figure out they gonna get paid anyway and who gives a fuck if they miss some time...that highlight will live on even if the opponent doesn't.
Dear Oklahoma,
Our offense scored more on Georgia than yours did. You have my condolences.
Arkansas
Cameraman is a hero
https://x.com/brickcenter_/status/2103997428303294880?s=46&t=DTGVKlgNTKh5Nq29PdZsdg
Lsu just ran the joe adams 4th down play.
elko is a dumbass. will probably follow the sumlin arc.
I imagine a and m boards are melting down.
Welcome to our nightmare.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 08:45 PMCameraman is a hero
https://x.com/brickcenter_/status/2103997428303294880?s=46&t=DTGVKlgNTKh5Nq29PdZsdg
Most people appreciate a pretty girl...except blue haired fat liberals and fags.
Up 18, leavitt is limping, put the backup QB in, you're going to get this guy kilt.
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 06:04 PMShouldn't they have to run the conversion, because something could happen to give Michigan a point, right?
Nothing would give them one point.
Possibly two.
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Sep 26, 2026, 08:59 PMNothing would give them one point.
Possibly two.
Even better. Then they could win the game.
So shouldn't it have been run?
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 09:02 PMEven better. Then they could win the game.
So shouldn't it have been run?
Yes. Because, rules and stuff.
Aggie on pace for the 8-win season
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 09:05 PMAggie on pace for the 8-win season
I don't know. They don't usually lose two this early. This could be even worse.
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Sep 26, 2026, 09:09 PMI don't know. They don't usually lose two this early. This could be even worse.
Yeah, A&M still has to play Bama, Tennessee, and Texas.
Throw in OU and a road trip to Mizzou.
They very well could be 6-6.
Missouri state up 10-7 at smu
Quote from: DrMongoose on Sep 26, 2026, 09:22 PMMissouri state up 10-7 at smu
My son's gf is a twirler at mo st.
Nc State was up 21-0 on App State, now tied at 31
Quote from: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 09:23 PMMy son's gf is a twirler at mo st.
Is that like a spinner?
Quote from: vegashog on Sep 26, 2026, 08:52 PMelko is a dumbass. will probably follow the sumlin arc.
But still beat us regularly as always.
Drinkwitz inherited the horseshoe up his ass that formerly belonged to Gus.
Was down 14-0 to MSU, now up 24-17.
He's a dorky dipshit, but he's a good coach who's won way more than he should at Mizzou.
Who else is watching this classic Big 10 rivalry game on NBC?
Mizzou and Starkville all tied up in the 4th.
QB for state is a baller
MSU's QB is a slinger. Wow.
Damn our offense doesn't belong on the field with either of these
Quote from: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 09:23 PMMy son's gf is a twirler at mo st.
Rules man. Pics or you're a liar.
eat a dick, dork. should have been a pick the play before.
Fuck you Josh!
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 10:18 PMI understood that reference.
You of all people should.
I tip my hat to greatness.
Too much time left though.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 10:12 PMDamn our offense doesn't belong on the field with either of these
At all.
Simmons not going out of bounds killed it
Here comes Project Hailmary.
And it fails!
Now that Dugger looking fucker can go to hell!
Congrats to MissSt
Lol Misery
Must be nice to be in a big game like that and to have hope in your program
Suck it, waterhead.
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 26, 2026, 10:26 PMAnd it fails!
Now that Dugger looking fucker can go to hell!
His hell is just where everyone else are adults
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 10:30 PMHis hell is just where everyone else are adults
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Beamer and Locksley likely get canned today.
War Eagle!
https://x.com/bunkieperkins/status/2104188722841288834?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Beamer is one of those interesting guys that seems like he could never get over the hump into the "good" coach category. Probably would have been a decent coach pre-NIL (akin to guy at Kentucky) but now that it's a pay day for everyone the mentality of how you build teams and develop them has changed dramatically. I don't know what the winning formula looks like, but it probably isn't taking a wait and see development approach. Win now or get fucked seems to be the order of the day.
Hiring people that inspires literally nobody is not really the way to go. I think you need someone cerebral but also understands you need to bring substance not excuses. Someone that commands respect thru obvious competence not someone that explains there's a plan in place...YOU'LL SEE!!!. Players want to get paid certainly but the really good teams undoubtedly come to those places because they believe the coaches and overall support staff are going to get them an opportunity to play professionally. Nobody is coming to Arkansas basketball because of Arkansas basketball anymore...they are coming here to play for Cal. The football players that came here under the new staff some of which came here to play in the SEC but also came here because of the better pay than they'd get in the Big 12 or AAC. That's the bottom line.
https://x.com/picksixpreviews/status/2104086531321262251
I had no idea Mizzou's record was that bad against winning teams.
Quote from: jdcatty on Sep 27, 2026, 10:27 AMhttps://x.com/picksixpreviews/status/2104086531321262251
I had no idea Mizzou's record was that bad against winning teams.
He's made his living out of beating the dregs -like the hogs- on a yearly basis.
He definitely benefited from a weak east all these years.
:D
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You really like to see an Arkansas on your schedule.
USC suspends the kid 1 game for his hit on Moore.
Thoughts?
https://x.com/bryandfischer/status/2104269931433074782?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
I always like it when a kid can reflect and take personal responsibility for his actions have an athletic department employee write and put out a statement for him.
Quote from: DrMongoose on Sep 27, 2026, 01:19 PMUSC suspends the kid 1 game for his hit on Moore.
Thoughts?
https://x.com/bryandfischer/status/2104269931433074782?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Mine are he's a psychopath and should never play another down of football.
Ok, that's pretty damn funny
https://x.com/DCBilliotJr/status/2104274428414812447 (https://x.com/DCBilliotJr/status/2104274428414812447)
Quote from: piglosopher on Sep 27, 2026, 01:26 PMMine are he's a psychopath and should never play another down of football.
I'll take the contrarian position to it. At some point the NCAA needs to tell QBs they're leaving their fate in the defense's hands with these late slides. If a runner waits until they're two yards from a guy who's already ready to hit them, and then they make their head the ONLY thing that he can make contact with, they're kind of asking for it.
Targeting, 15 yards, sure. Dude should have been suspended for celebrating that on the sidelines while the guy is getting loaded into an ambulance, because he was being a shitty human being.
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Quote from: Guardrail on Sep 27, 2026, 10:52 AMHe's made his living out of beating the dregs -like the hogs- on a yearly basis.
He's sure got that down.
Bret fires his dc, first coach sacked
https://x.com/bmarcello/status/2104323547288248796?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
The news from Columbia, sc was not the one expected
https://x.com/on3/status/2104317636687626697?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
This is how you do social media
https://x.com/oregonfootball/status/2104058937813446968?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 27, 2026, 04:29 PMI'll take the contrarian position to it. At some point the NCAA needs to tell QBs they're leaving their fate in the defense's hands with these late slides. If a runner waits until they're two yards from a guy who's already ready to hit them, and then they make their head the ONLY thing that he can make contact with, they're kind of asking for it.
Targeting, 15 yards, sure. Dude should have been suspended for celebrating that on the sidelines while the guy is getting loaded into an ambulance, because he was being a shitty human being.
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No issue with the QB's not recieving preferential treatment when they're a willing runner. But in this case, way I see it, he 100% launched himself intending to take the guy out. I'd feel the same way if it was a WR or RB.
But worst of all was the celebration and the smiles and giggles as the guy was twitching on the field and getting loaded into an ambulance. So fuck that guy and fuck USC and fuck Lincoln Riley and his dry ass brisket.
Quote from: jdcatty on Sep 27, 2026, 10:27 AMhttps://x.com/picksixpreviews/status/2104086531321262251
I had no idea Mizzou's record was that bad against winning teams.
Yes, it's been that way every year. I thought that was common knowledge. He thrived on the East being down and now he can't hide.
Listening to St. Louis sports radio this morning, I think we've got a real good parallel between Drinkwitz and HDN.
Frustration because he never wins the big one. Or ever. Key quote from this morning, "every time you think this is the year to take a step up into the top level of the SEC, it doesn't happen. Not going to happen this year either."
They also recognized that he's had the benefit of a soft schedule. They don't have a soft schedule this year. They really could have a losing record.
Add on top of that, Dorkwitz. A goofy ass personality that is an acquired taste. In what really sounded like Nutt, they complained that he always seems to crow and preen when he beats someone he's supposed to beat.
Sounds like he is moving squarely onto the hot seat. And the Ole Miss job is probably not available.
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Sep 27, 2026, 07:22 PMYes, it's been that way every year. I thought that was common knowledge. He thrived on the East being down and now he can't hide.
He's Mizzou's Houston Nutt.
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 28, 2026, 09:40 AMListening to St. Louis sports radio this morning, I think we've got a real good parallel between Drinkwitz and HDN.
Frustration because he never wins the big one. Or ever. Key quote from this morning, "every time you think this is the year to take a step up into the top level of the SEC, it doesn't happen. Not going to happen this year either."
They also recognized that he's had the benefit of a soft schedule. They don't have a soft schedule this year. They really could have a losing record.
Add on top of that, Dorkwitz. A goofy ass personality that is an acquired taste. In what really sounded like Nutt, they complained that he always seems to crow and preen when he beats someone he's supposed to beat.
Sounds like he is moving squarely onto the hot seat. And the Ole Miss job is probably not available.
Quote from: GeoHogsGeo on Sep 28, 2026, 09:59 AMHe's Mizzou's Houston Nutt.
Totally missed your post....
He'll get canned, be the HC for a mid-tier school in CUSA or the new PAC12 for a few years, then be hired as the OC for some bigger name, parlay that into another HC gig, then flame out.
Oh wait, that's Gus. Oh well, same thing.
Quote from: GeoHogsGeo on Sep 28, 2026, 10:20 AMTotally missed your post....
I forgot to mention the other strong parallel to Nutt.
He wins just enough, so that anyone who is inclined to support him, has something to hang their hat on.
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 28, 2026, 11:08 AMI forgot to mention the other strong parallel to Nutt.
He wins just enough, so that anyone who is inclined to support him, has something to hang their hat on.
At what point does the national media start refereing to Josh as a Reverand Josh and begin selling the story that Mizzou is lucky to have him and his 8-9 wins a year ceiling? I can't wiat to read the "Who could they get that could do better?" stories.
Quote from: bigpig on Sep 28, 2026, 10:54 AMHe'll get canned, be the HC for a mid-tier school in CUSA or the new PAC12 for a few years, then be hired as the OC for some bigger name, parlay that into another HC gig, then flame out.
Oh wait, that's Gus. Oh well, same thing.
He'll take a year off and be in the drivers seat for the Arkansas job...what the fuck dude don't you even Razorback. We'll take his 0 for 20 against TOP 25 every day of the week.
They mocked the Aggie cheer boys.
There's a better one on TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTyUp1Kbm/
Quote from: Loma on Sep 28, 2026, 03:47 PMThey mocked the Aggie cheer boys.
There's a better one on TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTyUp1Kbm/
Scroll up to my post above for a view where you can see the Yell leaders.
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 28, 2026, 09:40 AMListening to St. Louis sports radio this morning, I think we've got a real good parallel between Drinkwitz and HDN.
Frustration because he never wins the big one. Or ever. Key quote from this morning, "every time you think this is the year to take a step up into the top level of the SEC, it doesn't happen. Not going to happen this year either."
They also recognized that he's had the benefit of a soft schedule. They don't have a soft schedule this year. They really could have a losing record.
Add on top of that, Dorkwitz. A goofy ass personality that is an acquired taste. In what really sounded like Nutt, they complained that he always seems to crow and preen when he beats someone he's supposed to beat.
Sounds like he is moving squarely onto the hot seat. And the Ole Miss job is probably not available.
We might be the new Ole Miss
https://x.com/wsfa12news/status/2104970686301188363?s=46&t=Z4r2QIiNNsZM5Lty4ufQXQ (https://x.com/wsfa12news/status/2104970686301188363?s=46&t=Z4r2QIiNNsZM5Lty4ufQXQ)
Young Dwight Schrute is the Auburn mole.
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 28, 2026, 09:40 AMListening to St. Louis sports radio this morning, I think we've got a real good parallel between Drinkwitz and HDN.
Frustration because he never wins the big one. Or ever. Key quote from this morning, "every time you think this is the year to take a step up into the top level of the SEC, it doesn't happen. Not going to happen this year either."
They also recognized that he's had the benefit of a soft schedule. They don't have a soft schedule this year. They really could have a losing record.
Add on top of that, Dorkwitz. A goofy ass personality that is an acquired taste. In what really sounded like Nutt, they complained that he always seems to crow and preen when he beats someone he's supposed to beat.
Sounds like he is moving squarely onto the hot seat. And the Ole Miss job is probably not available.
Drink has never beaten an SEC with a winning conference record. All of of his SEC wins are against teams who finished .500 or worse in league play.
Quote from: woodhog14 on Sep 29, 2026, 03:41 PMDrink has never beaten an SEC with a winning conference record. All of of his SEC wins are against teams who finished .500 or worse in league play.
Our administration probably loves him
Quote from: BASS on Sep 29, 2026, 04:13 PMOur administration probably loves him
We're gonna walk a mile in his moccasins
Quote from: woodhog14 on Sep 29, 2026, 03:41 PMDrink has never beaten an SEC with a winning conference record. All of of his SEC wins are against teams who finished .500 or worse in league play.
So all we have to do is finish above .500 some year and we can finally beat him.
We are probably about 20% responsible for his survival.
Quote from: egregious on Sep 29, 2026, 06:48 PMSo all we have to do is finish above .500 some year and we can finally beat him.
We are probably about 20% responsible for his survival.
We responsible for some coach firings as well.
Quote from: Boarat on Sep 29, 2026, 02:45 PMhttps://x.com/wsfa12news/status/2104970686301188363?s=46&t=Z4r2QIiNNsZM5Lty4ufQXQ (https://x.com/wsfa12news/status/2104970686301188363?s=46&t=Z4r2QIiNNsZM5Lty4ufQXQ)
Young Dwight Schrute is the Auburn mole.
THAT shit won't buff out.
lol - why do I anticipate our social media team doing this for the next home game ?
https://x.com/sickoscommittee/status/2105070886826955011?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Comments are brutal, one of my favorites.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HTbXfsUW0AAZL3N?format=jpg&name=large)
Quote from: HogOfWar on Sep 29, 2026, 07:36 PMWe responsible for some coach firings as well.
ours or somebody else?
not serious, being a smartass
If we managed to beat anyone that's basically grounds for termination.
I'd wager you could look at our last ten sec wins and probably find multiple firings that soon followed.
OK according to Claude
The Hogs haven't won an SEC game since October 2024: they went 2–10 (0–8 SEC) in 2025 and are 0-1 in SEC play so far in 2026. Here are the last ten SEC wins, newest first: (Wikipedia) (FBSchedules)
Oct 26, 2024 – at Mississippi State, W 58–25 (Wikipedia)
Oct 5, 2024 – No. 4 Tennessee, W 19–14 (Wikipedia)
Sep 21, 2024 – at Auburn, W 24–14 (Wikipedia)
Nov 4, 2023 – at Florida, W 39–36 (OT) (WPTV)
Nov 19, 2022 – No. 14 Ole Miss, W 42–27 (Wikipedia)
Oct 29, 2022 – at Auburn, W 41–27 ⚠️ (Wikipedia)
Sep 10, 2022 – South Carolina, W 44–30 (Wikipedia)
Nov 26, 2021 – Missouri, W 34–17 (Wikipedia)
Nov 13, 2021 – at LSU, W 16–13 (OT) ⚠️ (Wikipedia)
Nov 6, 2021 – No. 17 Mississippi State, W 31–28 (Wikipedia)
Coaches fired soon after:
Bryan Harsin (Auburn) – the only clean one. His firing came less than 48 hours after the Tigers lost to Arkansas at home by two touchdowns. The program's move came as no surprise after the 41-27 loss. (ESPN) (Sports Illustrated)
Ed Orgeron (LSU) – partial credit. He'd already agreed in mid-October 2021 to leave at season's end, so he was a lame duck when Arkansas beat him in Baton Rouge, not fired because of it.
Nobody else on the list lost their job shortly after. Billy Napier (Florida) and Hugh Freeze (Auburn) were eventually let go, but more than a year after losing to Arkansas.
Sources:
2025 Arkansas Razorbacks football team – Wikipedia
2024 Arkansas Razorbacks football team – Wikipedia
2022 Arkansas Razorbacks football team – Wikipedia
2021 Arkansas Razorbacks football team – Wikipedia
FBSchedules – Arkansas
Arkansas beats Florida 39-36 in OT – WPTV/AP
Auburn fires Bryan Harsin – ESPN
Auburn fires Bryan Harsin – Sports Illustrated
https://x.com/rex_beyers/status/2105304590212280493?s=46
I have been waiting for this day.
I can't remember how the TV slots work, but really surprised Miss St/Bama isn't a prime time game. The night games look like a snooze fest.
Quote from: HogglyWoggly on Sep 29, 2026, 10:20 PMComments are brutal, one of my favorites.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HTbXfsUW0AAZL3N?format=jpg&name=large)
https://x.com/kyleumlang/status/2105671765041053764 (https://x.com/kyleumlang/status/2105671765041053764)
Would have been a good compromise, in hindsight.
The guy before Sumlin....what was his name? Sherman? Wasn't so bad...we would at least win some games against him. Nice guy.
Quote from: Barton Fink on Oct 01, 2026, 11:51 AMhttps://x.com/kyleumlang/status/2105671765041053764 (https://x.com/kyleumlang/status/2105671765041053764)
That math doesn't sound right. Seems like it should be much higher. Jimbos buyout alone was 75 mill wasn't it?
close to it
Brutal crowd at this WKU vs NMSU game
Nevermind. There was a joke in my head. Turns out it wasn't funny or obvious.
The Aggies are holding their midnight yell practice at 9pm.
https://x.com/tamu/status/2105100494389567578?s=46
Quote from: Loma on Oct 02, 2026, 06:10 AMThe Aggies are holding their midnight yell practice at 9pm.
https://x.com/tamu/status/2105100494389567578?s=46
A lot of gay in that, typical of "aggieland".
Odd bunch
https://www.sportico.com/leagues/college-sports/2026/unc-football-termination-waivers-signed-bill-belichick-1234946498/
"The practice appears to have been a recurring trend of the contracts executed by head coach Bill Belichick. Of the 13 agreements for football staffers that UNC has posted on its athletic department website, only one—that of Bobby Petrino—does not include a signed release dated the same day they executed their employment."
Dumbasses.
Pitt at Va Tech is good stuff. On ESPN.
Been a great game.
Played for the FG and got burned.
Still, wonder what Penn State fans are thinking while Franklin is 4-1 and their team is getting buttholed on national tv.
What the hell is going on in Evanston, IL? Penn State about to be down 24 points to northwestern.
Bet they are missing James Franklin now.
Reddit and X seem all convinced that he actually made the kick lol
That's the biggest 35k capacity stadium I've ever seen. Maybe it's the way they keep showing it on tv, but it somehow looks bigger than Razorback stadium.
Quote from: HogglyWoggly on Oct 02, 2026, 10:52 PMThat's the biggest 35k capacity stadium I've ever seen. Maybe it's the way they keep showing it on tv, but it somehow looks bigger than Razorback stadium.
I actually think Northwestern may be on to something.
Most colleges were in a race to add capacity, but the future may be reducing capacity and making the game experience better.
Programs like Northwestern, Louisville, and others have either built new stadiums or overhauled their stadiums and reduced capacity and installed chair backs.
Even when the Hogs are decent, I find myself not exactly rushing to go to a football game because the actual in-stadium experience sucks outside of the club levels.
Getting sick of listening to the media condemn any recruitment of Kamario Taylor away from State. I can't watch a game without seeing a former Razorback playing for someone else. Where was this outrage when half our team was getting paid and leaving?
For a relatively tiny stadium, I really like the one at TCU. Not a bad seat in it.
Agree. TCU did it right.
Quote from: Feral on Oct 03, 2026, 08:49 AMMost colleges were in a race to add capacity, but the future may be reducing capacity and making the game experience better.
and making it look better on TV
How to do a uniform drop
https://x.com/fiufootball/status/2106098138419192009/video/1?s=61
Why did he call timeout?
https://x.com/redditcfb/status/2106389841713807496?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Quote from: DrMongoose on Oct 03, 2026, 09:39 AMWhy did he call timeout?
https://x.com/redditcfb/status/2106389841713807496?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Not just that, but I'm really tired of this fucking bullshit like there, or with the Michigan game, or Texas Nebraska a few years ago, or a lot of other games, where in any normal game situation except the very end, the clock would run out. Putting one second back on the clock because that's the precise second something happened, isn't real. It's replay bullshit. Clock operators don't go that fast in any other game situation.
Quote from: HogglyWoggly on Oct 02, 2026, 10:52 PMThat's the biggest 35k capacity stadium I've ever seen. Maybe it's the way they keep showing it on tv, but it somehow looks bigger than Razorback stadium.
That Northwestern stadium was cool. I went on to their website and read about the designs. Open air but all seats are covered.
https://newryanfield.com/
Quote from: mr.zorak on Oct 03, 2026, 09:56 AMThat Northwestern stadium was cool. I went on to their website and read about the designs. Open air but all seats are covered.
https://newryanfield.com/
Looks like a Brazilian soccer field
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Oct 03, 2026, 09:44 AMNot just that, but I'm really tired of this fucking bullshit like there, or with the Michigan game, or Texas Nebraska a few years ago, or a lot of other games, where in any normal game situation except the very end, the clock would run out. Putting one second back on the clock because that's the precise second something happened, isn't real. It's replay bullshit. Clock operators don't go that fast in any other game situation.
I got news for you, that Texas/Nebraska game was 2009...17 years ago.
Quote from: animal on Oct 03, 2026, 10:05 AMLooks like a Brazilian soccer field
The design was smart. It allows for stinky Chicago hot dog farts to escape rapidly...
Houston with shitty baby blues, but the space helmets are pretty fucking cool.
I hate watching games at Starkville, having to listen to those damn cowbells all broadcast.
Bobby can put together a first drive.
I hope the Tarheels beat the shit out of Notre dame.
Quote from: BASS on Oct 03, 2026, 11:10 AMI hate watching games at Starkville, heading to listen to those damn cowbells all broadcast.
You should go to a game there, it is 100000% more annoying
Take ear plugs
Quote from: BleedinRed on Oct 03, 2026, 11:15 AMBobby can put together a first drive.
I hope the Tarheels beat the shit out of Notre dame.
Rb just dropped a td screen pass. I bet Bobby is eating his ass.
Quote from: bigpig on Oct 03, 2026, 10:09 AMI got news for you, that Texas/Nebraska game was 2009...17 years ago.
Damn.
It's the first time I remember it happening.
Things in Starkville escalated quickly
Whoa, getting sideways in starkville
Bama's gonna Bama and Mississippi State's gonna Mississippi State.
That QB just hurt his market value.
Looks like Taylor may have to dial it down a bit and focus on his portal to another mid-tier willing to over pay (probably us or OU)
Welcome back to reality, Starkville.
Bobby's got to remember how to run up points in the second half.
Spotlight for Moo State might be a bit much.
MSU ain't no daisy
Bama tackled that kid by the neck and no call
Where does Mississippi State get these players lining up in front of the quarterback?
Can we get some of those?
Quote from: animal on Oct 03, 2026, 11:27 AMBama tackled that kid by the neck and no call
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing
That cheez-it commercial 😂. "I'm ready to crack some skulls"
Haven't watched bama much this year. Keelon Russell just made an elite NFL throw. Wow. I see why he gets the hype.
Bobby's offense went td, int, int on it's first three drives
That QB couldn't get a server job at the restaurant that throws rolls.
Quick, take Georgia and give the points
https://x.com/petethamel/status/2106407221923835915?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Haven't said it recently, hail Mary full of grace I thank thee for YouTube tv multiview, Amen .
Drake Lindsey and pj fleck with a td lead over Michigan
Edit: not anymore
Bama holding (of course) and an obvious block in the back on the QB TD run.
Different coach...same rules.
Fansville is entertaining this year
seems to be no shortage of turn overs in this game. Kinda making me hungry for an apple turnover
Of course with Bama they are going to review every angle known to man to see that the kid's knee was clearly down
5 turnovers in Starkville
Is it no longer a rule that the ball's automatically dead when a player's helmet comes off? And another rule that you can't participate in a football play, including making a tackle, if your helmet comes off?
What the hell is going on in Starkville?
5 total turnovers and there's still 9 mins left in the 2nd quarter.
Quote from: BASS on Oct 03, 2026, 11:49 AMDrake Lindsey and pj fleck with a td lead over Michigan
Edit: not anymore
He was my "realistic" pick for us to go after for HC last year.
Quote from: bigpig on Oct 03, 2026, 12:20 PMHe was my "realistic" pick for us to go after for HC last year.
Lindsey with his second pick, this one for 6
Incredible drive by UNC to get a TD with 21 seconds left in the half
https://x.com/DschlopesIsBack/status/2106259939652247999?s=20
I already know this answer to this but are people fucking retarded?
Dre Kirkpatrick jr? Now way that guy is old enough to have a kid in college
Quote from: bigpig on Oct 03, 2026, 12:20 PMHe was my "realistic" pick for us to go after for HC last year.
Fleck is bald Houston Nutt with rowing.
Or is Houston really fleck with a wig?
Outstanding holding by #76 of Notre Dame on that TD.
A Vandy TE just destroyed a huge chunk of The Hedges in Athens.
Man, why can't we be as good as ...(checks notes)...Mississippi State?
moment is way to big for miss st.
I don't think this dude is getting the Heisman this year
Oops
IMG_2831.jpeg
Vandy in the first half is looking like they might buttsecks us
Punter gets hit, refs call holding on the kicking team lol
I hope all the bad things in life happen to the people who made that Chickfila chicken and waffles commercial
Quote from: DrMongoose on Oct 03, 2026, 01:32 PMOops
IMG_2831.jpeg
Is that bad?
Michigan with 7 points on offense. Isn't Underwood getting like $4mm a year? He's not that good. I mean he looks a little better than kj.
Bellichek has the "I forgot where I parked my car and it is raining" look down solid.
Quote from: DrMongoose on Oct 03, 2026, 02:00 PMBellichek has the "I forgot where I parked my car and it is raining" look down solid.
Or "Why didn't I coach from the booth today?"
Mississippi State so reminiscent of Arkansas over the years.l (not this year). Bad year, bad year, bad year, looks like we're going to have a good year, play a real team, get blown out. Proceed to 6-6 or 7-5, probably.
Western Michigan tries to tell us, Michigan is not very good
Refs gonna need to find a few extra seconds
Underwood might be the most overrated QB ever
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Oct 03, 2026, 01:22 PMMan, why can't we be as good as ...(checks notes)...Mississippi State?
Take away their great qb and they're playing Chad level ball
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 03, 2026, 01:49 PMI hope all the bad things in life happen to the people who made that Chickfila chicken and waffles commercial
It's terrible commercial but a great sandwich. Get the honey mustard with it
Poor Vandy. Played a good first half. At least they have an Arkansas on the schedule.
Looks like mizzou finally has a sec quality stadium despite the lack of sweet tea
Auburn's defense looks stout today
Johnny K and two of our OL'sIMG_5504.png
Nice win for but let's not get carried away what being an unranked Michigan means
He is bald hdn
https://x.com/bmarcello/status/2106466580896874580?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
How bout them Golphers!
Zorak, what the fuck are y'all wearing?
Tenners QB might be worse than ours
Quote from: Hogfan58 on Oct 03, 2026, 03:52 PMTenners QB might be worse than ours
can we get a welfare check on hogfan58? I'm afraid he's had too much to drink for his own good.
The vols look like a 1940's prison team
Quote from: BASS on Oct 03, 2026, 03:46 PMZorak, what the fuck are y'all wearing?
I think 1930's stuff
Quote from: BASS on Oct 03, 2026, 03:56 PMThe vols look like a 1940's prison team
They must be there for the butt secs.
Quote from: BASS on Oct 03, 2026, 03:56 PMThe vols look like a 1940's prison team
We are playing like we are wearing a ball and chain
Quote from: Son of Spam on Oct 03, 2026, 03:57 PMThey must be there for the butt secs.
We are definitely catching
Found this - I think they would look better with the traditional white helmet
The gray uniforms designed by Adidas, who returned as the official outfitter of UT athletics in 2026, will feature a number of tributes to Neyland.
Instead of the familiar "Power T," the Vols' helmets will resemble the leather helmets worn during Neyland's coaching days and feature a cream colored star on the back, a reference to his military service.
The uniform tops will feature the interlocking "UT" logo on the front collar and the opening line from Neyland's iconic game maxims, "carry the fight," inscribed in his handwriting on the back collar.
A patch with the silhouette of Neyland kneeling, with his signature overlayed, is on the right shoulder opposite the SEC patch.
Neyland used his experience in the Army Corps of Engineers to outline a vision for expanding Shields-Watkins Field into what is now Neyland Stadium. Blueprints for the expansion from 1948 are used to accept the shoulders of the uniform.
UT adopted orange and white as its primary colors in 1891, but that didn't become the staple of its uniforms until the late 1930s. In the early decades, the Vols wore a mix of orange, white, grey, black and tan. The cream accents on the Sokey Grey unfirms are a throwback to the tan leather helmets and football pants from that era. The sizing and font of the jersey numbers are like those used by Neyland's 1938 and 1939 championship teams.
Tessitore is stroking out
Quote from: DrMongoose on Oct 03, 2026, 04:01 PMFound this - I think they would look better with the traditional white helmet
The gray uniforms designed by Adidas, who returned as the official outfitter of UT athletics in 2026, will feature a number of tributes to Neyland.
Instead of the familiar "Power T," the Vols' helmets will resemble the leather helmets worn during Neyland's coaching days and feature a cream colored star on the back, a reference to his military service.
The uniform tops will feature the interlocking "UT" logo on the front collar and the opening line from Neyland's iconic game maxims, "carry the fight," inscribed in his handwriting on the back collar.
A patch with the silhouette of Neyland kneeling, with his signature overlayed, is on the right shoulder opposite the SEC patch.
Neyland used his experience in the Army Corps of Engineers to outline a vision for expanding Shields-Watkins Field into what is now Neyland Stadium. Blueprints for the expansion from 1948 are used to accept the shoulders of the uniform.
UT adopted orange and white as its primary colors in 1891, but that didn't become the staple of its uniforms until the late 1930s. In the early decades, the Vols wore a mix of orange, white, grey, black and tan. The cream accents on the Sokey Grey unfirms are a throwback to the tan leather helmets and football pants from that era. The sizing and font of the jersey numbers are like those used by Neyland's 1938 and 1939 championship teams.
He is spinning in his grave like a pinwheel watching this tripe...
Helmets painted to look like leather would be cooler than this shit
George Cafego's corpse would provide a lift to our offense...
Mizzou gonna buttsecs us...again.
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Oct 03, 2026, 04:18 PMMizzou gonna buttsecs us...again.
You'd think we like it
South Carolina looks good again against Kentucky
Kentucky just got fucked by the review booth. No way you can overturn that call based on that replay. Called complete on the field.
Quote from: BASS on Oct 03, 2026, 04:04 PMTessitore is stroking out
He does that EVERY FREAKING GAME. It is exhausting.
Imagine him and Rick Schaeffer calling a game.
Quote from: DrMongoose on Oct 03, 2026, 04:24 PMHe does that EVERY FREAKING GAME. It is exhausting.
Imagine him and Rick Schaeffer calling a game.
Could be worse. I remember Greg Childs running all the way down the field, fumbling in the end zone, falling on his own fumble, and then Verne saying "was that an incomplete pass"?
Quote from: BASS on Oct 03, 2026, 03:55 PMcan we get a welfare check on hogfan58? I'm afraid he's had too much to drink for his own good.
Right after I posted this, didn't he get pulled?
After playing like crap, Mizzou playing very good this week. Two teams that were riding high last week and playing like shit today are Florida and Mississippi State earlier.
That's just what college teams do, for the most part. Under that logic, and you don't exactly have to be Nostradamus to see this coming, we'll play like shit after a win, and A&M will bounce back after two bad losses.
Mizzou is playing like we should just skip that game
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 03, 2026, 04:48 PMMizzou is playing like we should just skip that game
Looking at our schedule, which ones should we actually play?
Well, the offense has seemed to have woken up.
Quote from: mr.zorak on Oct 03, 2026, 04:53 PMWell, the offense has seemed to have woken up.
"Awakened". Nice block by the back judge there.
Quote from: Son of Spam on Oct 03, 2026, 04:51 PMLooking at our schedule, which ones should we actually play?
Maybe a series of exhibition games against teams who won't make the FCS Playoffs
Quote from: BASS on Oct 03, 2026, 11:17 AMRb just dropped a td screen pass. I bet Bobby is eating his ass.
Nah. He saves that for Jessica.
Golesh is gonna ride this ass quarterback to his own demise.
The defense is getting worn out again.
Mizzou going in dry. Holy shit.
The reverse jinx of woopig is intact. We badmouth Mizzou, and they immediately come out and rip up No. 8 Fla.
Auburn broke a big run that they desperately needed... because their QB is somehow worse than run-of-the-mill ass when he has to throw.
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Oct 03, 2026, 05:15 PMGolesh is gonna ride this ass quarterback to his own demise.
The defense is getting worn out again.
i wonder how much he paid the guy to follow him to auburn. he has as many int as td and no pocket awareness. he will end up getting run to death.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 03, 2026, 05:22 PMAuburn broke a big run that they desperately needed... because their QB is somehow worse than run-of-the-mill ass when he has to throw.
Yes. He's actually a pretty good running back.
And then a great play call for the type of TD that won a Heisman for Tim Heblow.
sumrall not looking like the sure fire genius he was being made out to be after last weekend.
Damn, Eli finally gonna beat a sec team with a winning record.
Gators look post ole miss drunk
College football
Don't take mizzou next week
Kentucky @ SC looking like a good one now
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 03, 2026, 04:28 PMCould be worse. I remember Greg Childs running all the way down the field, fumbling in the end zone, falling on his own fumble, and then Verne saying "was that an incomplete pass"?
Verne had gone full senile by the late 2000s. The fact he hung on until 2016 was remarkable.
I did love his call late in that Ole Miss game in 2014. "He's got a convoy. He's got a chance. Rohan Gaines, touchdown Arkansas!"
What a dumb fucking 4th down play call.
USF coaching staff not ready for the SEC.
Quote from: HughJasole on Oct 03, 2026, 05:36 PMI did love his call late in that Ole Miss game in 2014. "He's got a convoy. He's got a chance. Rohan Gaines, touchdown Arkansas!"
when the pass was heading into the endzone he yelled "got it"! as in it was a td for ole miss.
I have watched three different games where, on third and about 7, instead of throwing downfield, they do the Houston Nutt throw straight down the line for no gain. Boggles my mind.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 03, 2026, 04:59 PMMaybe a series of exhibition games against teams who won't make the FCS Playoffs
We should be a sec rent a win team like who played the globetrotters. Need to upgrade your program? Give us a call. Hire a funny guy like pepper Rodgers to coach. We could be the Savannah bananas of CFB.
Espn not scrolling scores sucks.
Kendall briles 4th down calls, do not miss those
Quote from: BASS on Oct 03, 2026, 05:45 PMEspn not scrolling scores sucks.
https://cfbscoreboard.com/
And Cornrows for some reason decided not to suck this week. Up 38-7 against Virginia.
Yeah, Beamer is gone. They go for it at the fifty up three with about 3 minutes left and then give a 4th down conversion and then a TD.
LOl...Dumb me. I thought it was in the 4th and the game was almost over.
Quote from: DrMongoose on Oct 03, 2026, 03:40 PMNice win for but let's not get carried away what being an unranked Michigan means
He is bald hdn
https://x.com/bmarcello/status/2106466580896874580?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
https://x.com/Aaron_Torres/status/2106508230419796479 (https://x.com/Aaron_Torres/status/2106508230419796479)
I am enjoying this Floriduh game more than any game I have watched in 20 years.
Buster Faukner left Tech last year and it looked like he quit with 4 games left. I have been hearing about how great he is all season both from whiny Tech fans and the world at large. He also took 5 guys off the offense with him, including their QB. The center is the one that hurt - Teck's line is wayyyy worse than the hogs.
Missou going for 2 when they were up 26 was the cherry on top.
and Drinkwitz has now won 1 (one) game against an SEC team ranked at the end of the year (IF Florida makes it)
I eat a lot of shit with my fandom.
and Minnesota got the jug today!
Uh oh, here comes the announcer SEC circlejerk!
Byram Brown is the worst passing quarterback in the SEC, maybe all of P4 football.
https://x.com/barstoolsports/status/2106465593562169419/video/1?s=61
Purdue up 22-10 late at Illinois
Quote from: DrMongoose on Oct 03, 2026, 06:01 PMhttps://x.com/barstoolsports/status/2106465593562169419/video/1?s=61
Purdue up 22-10 late at Illinois
"Does that mean we're losing?"
IMG_6588.jpeg
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Oct 03, 2026, 05:59 PMByram Brown is the worst passing quarterback in the SEC, maybe all of P4 football.
Worse than KJ?
Quote from: Guardrail on Oct 03, 2026, 06:13 PMWorse than KJ?
Maybe they're tied for worst.
They both regularly miss high, the absolute kiss of death.
Quote from: DrMongoose on Oct 03, 2026, 06:01 PMhttps://x.com/barstoolsports/status/2106465593562169419/video/1?s=61
Purdue up 22-10 late at Illinois
Good find. 24-10 inside the 2-minute warning
Cocky amd jelly to OT, stien will some piss poor clock management
Cocks TD to start overtime
Fuck you Beamer.
Lol and KY got the 2-pt conversion to win it 35-34
how much more time does beamer have?
Quote from: vegashog on Oct 03, 2026, 07:03 PMhow much more time does beamer have?
You know they'll fire him before they come to Fayetteville and the players will ball out in support of the interim.
Literally always happens to us.
Oh my how the CFB has changed since then.....
https://x.com/redditcfb/status/2106541584653402556?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Bad loss for Bert.
Illinois is 2-3 with Oregon, UCLA, Nebraska, Iowa, and Northwestern still to play.
Quote from: Feral on Oct 03, 2026, 07:33 PMBad loss for Bert.
Illinois is 2-3 with Oregon, UCLA, Nebraska, Iowa, and Northwestern still to play.
Really bad loss
he's due for a clunker, it's what bert does.
finally something good happens for odom there.
Barry Lunny will be freed up sooner to start forming his new staff down here.
guy for miami is in some serious pain.
Quote from: vegashog on Oct 03, 2026, 08:06 PMguy for miami is in some serious pain.
On the other screen, and that hurt to watch. He was weeping.
https://x.com/sickoscommittee/status/2106561823382339674?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
wasn't Tyson Summers a GA at Arkansas
https://x.com/sickoscommittee/status/2106572112253075540?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Seems like even Harvard has the LED lights.
Harvard would beat us 6 times out of 10
Quote from: DrMongoose on Oct 03, 2026, 08:55 PMhttps://x.com/sickoscommittee/status/2106561823382339674?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
I always liked jim mora jr. More coaches and ADs should do this.
Quote from: Feral on Oct 03, 2026, 07:33 PMBad loss for Bert.
Illinois is 2-3 with Oregon, UCLA, Nebraska, Iowa, and Northwestern still to play.
Looks like Bert may have rekindled his affair with Señorita Tito's.
This is pretty funny:
https://x.com/jagsdrew/status/2106503975100953025
Heard on Josh Pate:
In the last 2 years South Carolina has lost 3 SEC games that it led by 16+ at one point.
Beamer and Bielema both do begin with B.
Also heard on Josh Pate:
Belichik (North Carolina) has scored a touchdown on its opening drive every game this year.
Um that's classic Bobby not Belichik. More Bs.
So the Alabama vs Georgia game may be postponed due to a hurricane https://x.com/rossdellenger/status/2107569085319897163?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Well that situation in the Gulf escalated quickly in the last few hours.
No shit. Looks like Mobile might be blown away
Quote from: BASS on Oct 06, 2026, 06:34 PMWell that situation in the Gulf escalated quickly in the last few hours.
Do we still control the Strait of Dauphin?
https://x.com/projsports/status/2107829547315970051?s=46
Oh to be a naive football fan in your 20s again. My son the Mizzou grad.
2 weeks ago they sucked. He doesn't even want to watch them. How could they lose to a shitty team like Mississippi State? Last week "this is the greatest feeling ever," that's a quote, curb stomping Florida. He is making plans to attend games. He wanted to know if I want to go to Athens for Mizzou-Georgia.
Son that's a negatory. I can't, plus you don't want to. Trust me. Mizzou ain't going into Athens and beating Georgia.
Welcome to the ups and downs of a mid-level football team. I remember beating a #1 LSU too under Nutt.
The innocence of sending your son off to see his team get drubbed by Georgia is like allowing your girlfriend to go off alone with a bunch of dudes on a trip because he has nothing to worry about.
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/interactive/college-football-nil-spending-budgets/
DeBoer says they are using wet balls to prepare for playing in tropical storm conditions.
That's like pissing on a forest fire. Theoretically it helps.
How about practicing with a few fire hoses hooked up to hydrants spraying the offense and defense and some big fans blowing 50 mph winds?
https://x.com/fiufootball/status/2107579804396720253?s=46
FIU with colors based on Monster High Dolls.
Quote from: Loma on Oct 07, 2026, 07:30 PMhttps://x.com/fiufootball/status/2107579804396720253?s=46
FIU with colors based on Monster High Dolls.
I thought they were going for Miami vice
Quote from: Loma on Oct 07, 2026, 07:30 PMhttps://x.com/fiufootball/status/2107579804396720253?s=46
FIU with colors based on Monster High Dolls.
Their stadium is named for Pitbull? The rapper?
Quote from: Zoso on Oct 07, 2026, 10:07 PMTheir stadium is named for Pitbull? The rapper?
Yep. I think it's a seven-figure per year naming rights deal.
Maybe we could get a famous Arkansan to pony up in the future.
Bobby Bonesyard has an accurate ring to it.
You win the internet today!
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Oct 07, 2026, 10:22 PMYep. I think it's a seven-figure per year naming rights deal.
Maybe we could get a famous Arkansan to pony up in the future.
Bobby Bonesyard has an accurate ring to it.
This is woopig.
Quote from: Zoso on Oct 07, 2026, 10:07 PMTheir stadium is named for Pitbull? The rapper?
I watched a little of that game last night, simply because a friend of mine was one of the officials for the game. He had told us weeks ago that there would be absolutely no one at that game, and he was right. Maybe 2,000 people scattered around that stadium, which isn't huge, but still probably seats 30-35k.
Quote from: Zoso on Oct 07, 2026, 10:07 PMTheir stadium is named for Pitbull? The rapper?
does everyone show up in bald head caps like they do at pittbull concerts?
Quote from: BASS on Oct 07, 2026, 04:12 PMDeBoer says they are using wet balls to prepare for playing in tropical storm conditions.
That's like pissing on a forest fire. Theoretically it helps.
How about practicing with a few fire hoses hooked up to hydrants spraying the offense and defense and some big fans blowing 50 mph winds?
Do they really think they will be able to hold that game as scheduled with the storm coming? I'm thinking they will have to move it. Atlanta is likely going to get hit by the same storm, but not sure about the timing. Maybe the Superdome in NO?
Quote from: jdcatty on Oct 08, 2026, 09:47 AMDo they really think they will be able to hold that game as scheduled with the storm coming? I'm thinking they will have to move it. Atlanta is likely going to get hit by the same storm, but not sure about the timing. Maybe the Superdome in NO?
what about the candy vs ole Miss game? It's at 1:30 in Nashville and they're expecting 20mph winds and rain all day?
like football hasn't been played in wind and rain before. as long as lightning isn't a problem, they'll play all the games.
besides, the storm is tracking a little more east and moving faster than it was. right now the forecast for the georgia-bama game is for clear but windy at kickoff.
We live in soft times.
Quote from: Zoso on Oct 07, 2026, 10:07 PMTheir stadium is named for Pitbull? The rapper?
10 year deal signed in 24
https://sports.yahoo.com/pitbull-purchases-naming-rights-fiu-163302903.html
WTF does Howlin' n Shit have on their helmets tonight? Looks like a bastardized version of ole Runnin' Joe.
Quote from: Zoso on Oct 08, 2026, 07:14 PMWTF does Howlin' n Shit have on their helmets tonight? Looks like a bastardized version of ole Runnin' Joe.
I'm not sure what it was, but it didn't have anything to do with defense.
So the bama vs Georgia game is a go
Quote from: vegashog on Oct 08, 2026, 10:42 AMlike football hasn't been played in wind and rain before. as long as lightning isn't a problem, they'll play all the games.
besides, the storm is tracking a little more east and moving faster than it was. right now the forecast for the georgia-bama game is for clear but windy at kickoff.
I understand all that. Just better hope there isn't widespread power outage.
Quote from: jdcatty on Oct 09, 2026, 05:46 PMI understand all that. Just better hope there isn't widespread power outage.
They're going to be in the tornado section of it. I wouldn't want to be there.
Mike Norvell might not make it back to Tallahassee.
Quote from: HogOfWar on Oct 09, 2026, 08:14 PMMike Norvell might not make it back to Tallahassee.
It's looking less and less like he will. And not sure he should.
Quote from: HogOfWar on Oct 09, 2026, 08:14 PMMike Norvell might not make it back to Tallahassee.
For what possible reason would you go for two, down 15 halfway through the 4th quarter? Just stay on track to try to tie the game.
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Oct 09, 2026, 09:10 PMFor what possible reason would you go for two, down 15 halfway through the 4th quarter? Just stay on track to try to tie the game.
Doesn't matter if your defensive line is holier than swiss cheese and crumbles more than feta.
He needs to find that fan that refused to eat the dog shit and just kill him. Ritual sacrifice to end the curse.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 09, 2026, 09:29 PMHe needs to find that fan that refused to eat the dog shit and just kill him. Ritual sacrifice to end the curse.
This should probably go in the "questions" thread; but, does anyone ever see those bleached-out, powdered donut-looking dog turds anymore. When I was a kid, they were everywhere but I haven't seen one in years.
I guess everyone picks up after their pooches now.
Quote from: FNG on Oct 10, 2026, 07:22 AMThis should probably go in the "questions" thread; but, does anyone ever see those bleached-out, powdered donut-looking dog turds anymore. When I was a kid, they were everywhere but I haven't seen one in years.
I guess everyone picks up after their pooches now.
the chop shop next door to my shop that the police have "no idea about" has a dog that drops some massive logs on my side lawn. So mowing thru that shit is real fun.
Damn - fact you didn't see coming
https://x.com/brett_mcmurphy/status/2108906645065519502?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Quote from: FNG on Oct 10, 2026, 07:22 AMThis should probably go in the "questions" thread; but, does anyone ever see those bleached-out, powdered donut-looking dog turds anymore. When I was a kid, they were everywhere but I haven't seen one in years.
I guess everyone picks up after their pooches now.
I used to wonder about that, too. I think back then canned dog food was what we fed our dogs and whatever the meat was in the dog food was ground up with the bones so that's why the poop turned white and calcified. Anyway that's what I was told.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eWqf42T9Z9A
Quote from: HogglyWoggly on Oct 10, 2026, 08:12 AMI used to wonder about that, too. I think back then canned dog food was what we fed our dogs and whatever the meat was in the dog food was ground up with the bones so that's why the poop turned white and calcified. Anyway that's what I was told.
Excellent! Ya learn something new everyday.
Quote from: DrMongoose on Oct 10, 2026, 08:11 AMDamn - fact you didn't see coming
https://x.com/brett_mcmurphy/status/2108906645065519502?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
I'd say two things here.
1) Historically, Florida State is a little like Notre Dame. They played one tough game a year and the rest of the schedule was baby shit soft. Their conference and the football world is different now. I'm not sure that is a fair comparison of the two.
2) Never, ever, under any circumstance follow a legend.
Norvell followed Taggard didn't he? Talk about a career that fell off a cliff into the gut of that thing in Return of The Jedi...
Quote from: animal on Oct 10, 2026, 08:51 AMNorvell followed Taggard didn't he? Talk about a career that fell off a cliff into the gut of that thing in Return of The Jedi...
It's worse. He might as well have fallen into Hillary Clinton's snatch.
Quote from: BleedinRed on Oct 10, 2026, 08:29 AMI'd say two things here.
1) Historically, Florida State is a little like Notre Dame. They played one tough game a year and the rest of the schedule was baby shit soft. Their conference and the football world is different now. I'm not sure that is a fair comparison of the two.
2) Never, ever, under any circumstance follow a legend.
They'll get their ass totally kicked next week at Miami and I bet he's fired going into their bye week.
Watch Norvell wind up kicking Sun Belt ass at Arkansas State.
https://x.com/ariwasserman/status/2108786549366137328/video/1?s=46
Quote from: animal on Oct 10, 2026, 08:51 AMNorvell followed Taggard didn't he? Talk about a career that fell off a cliff into the gut of that thing in Return of The Jedi...
The Sarlac. :nerd:
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 10, 2026, 09:38 AMWatch Norvell wind up kicking Sun Belt ass at Arkansas State.
With our luck, Silverware will hire him to coordinate our offense, and it'll go just as poorly as Chad running Clemson's offense this year.
Quote from: bigpig on Oct 10, 2026, 10:15 AMWith our luck, Silverware will hire him to coordinate our offense, and it'll go just as poorly as Chad running Clemson's offense this year.
4th and goal on the 1, last play of the game... toss sweep for a 3 yard loss.
I loathe Missouri's field/stadium. And their football programs is light years better than ours.
UNC's QB has eyes in the back of his head, but not in the front
Mizzou playing hungover from the gator win and Aggie just sucks
What a pillow fight
After running all over Florida last week, Missouri decides to pass pass pass today.
OCs are too smart for their own good.
Tight end fakes the block and then runs behind everyone for an easy TD catch?
A&M not able to do anything on offense today. I wonder what the difference is.
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Oct 10, 2026, 12:24 PMA&M not able to do anything on offense today. I wonder what the difference is.
We're the slump buster that gave them ED
Nice
https://x.com/TaylorBurr10/status/2108952072704135472?s=20
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 10, 2026, 12:36 PMNice
https://x.com/TaylorBurr10/status/2108952072704135472?s=20
I'd stuff a biscuit in her mouth.
Along with my pecker.
Looks like BP inherited our'24 oline with a statue for a QB.
The shine wore off yet in Florida?
This UNC-Pitt game is embarrassing.
Numerous fumbles, 3 turnovers, and several others dropped or called back due to penalties.
A&M sucks.
Who knew.
Aggie gives up a 12-play TD drive. No passes.
Nebraska just scored again on UI; up 17-6. Guess I should say IU.
Nebraska used to be an embarrassing hasbeen team, mocked for clinging to past glory, while they churned through one disappointing coach after another.
IU just hit a post pattern catch and run for 50+ to pull back within 5. Going for 2.
Cig changed his mind and went for 1; IU down by 4.
How was that not defensive holding on Pitt?
Quote from: BleedinRed on Oct 10, 2026, 01:58 PMHow was that not defensive holding on Pitt?
Because the ranked team needed the help there
Indiana INT wiped out by a penalty, their first penalty in 7 quarters 😳
This UNC-Pitt game has set QB play back a decade.
Indiana up with 713 left 20-17
Will it be #31 in a row for the huskers?
What a gut punch TD
Surrender cobras everywhere
Wow, 4th and 1 and Cig comes up with a Petrino call. Faked the run into the line and had 2 guys wide fucking open over the middle up the field. 20-17 IU.
Mizzou gets the ball back with 3 minutes to go and a 20-6 lead on Aggie.
We are ass.
Wow - going for it on 4th a,d 7 with 440:"3&5 at your own 44 ?
Gag, #31 coming on.
Huskers in full panic mode.
Cocky up 17-13 in the swamp
Nebraska fucked it up and went for it on 4th and 9 with 4:50 left. IU needs a few first downs, but not many.
Nebraska holds and forces a punt. 95 yards and 315 to go
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 10, 2026, 02:14 PMMizzou gets the ball back with 3 minutes to go and a 20-6 lead on Aggie.
We are ass.
Turns out, we are the slumpbuster's slumpbuster.
How fucking embarrassing.
I'm wrong a bunch, but I've never been more wrong than when I laughed at Mizzou for hiring Drinkwitz.
Tex A&M NIL estimated north of $70M and they field this kind of team? Going to be another coach search in College Station
If you can't inspire men getting paid 6 and 7 figures to give a shit about what they were paid to do, you're not going to be good in this era.
I don't give a shit how good you're playbooks are, how well you call plays... If the men don't buy in, you suck.
Exhibit 1: the Arkansas Razorbacks. Top 20 spend, bottom 20 suck.
Exhibit 2: a&m. Top 5 money. Maybe top 50 performance.
Nebraska is done for sure now.
Oh well, sets up well for IU-OSU next week.
Gators getting the deep Cock today.
Heblow and many others love it.
Florida getting stinkholed at home by South cackalacky.
You wouldn't think a chicken could do that to a gator.
Cocky is making da gators his jailhouse bitch.
Does the sec suck and yet we are the worst
bitch about pittman's extension all you want, and it was bad, but aggie gave elko one earlier in the year and he gets $55 million if they fire him after this season. plus they still owe jimbo $7.2 million per for the next 5 years.
It's possible that one of the requirements to being an AD is that you have an IQ lower than a toaster oven
Looked like chambliss' elbow hit the ground at the exact moment the ball crossed the plane of the end zone. I'd day not clear evidence to overturn.
Quote from: animal on Oct 10, 2026, 02:51 PMIt's possible that one of the requirements to being an AD is that you have an IQ lower than a toaster oven
That's just to being OUR AD
Quote from: vegashog on Oct 10, 2026, 02:49 PMbitch about pittman's extension all you want, and it was bad, but aggie gave elko one earlier in the year and he gets $55 million if they fire him after this season. plus they still owe jimbo $7.2 million per for the next 5 years.
Sadly, a&m has 20 or 30 x the billionaires that are fans of their program than we have.
Money will never be a factor for them. Or texas.
Quote from: BASS on Oct 10, 2026, 02:23 PMIf you can't inspire men getting paid 6 and 7 figures to give a shit about what they were paid to do, you're not going to be good in this era.
I don't give a shit how good you're playbooks are, how well you call plays... If the men don't buy in, you suck.
Exhibit 1: the Arkansas Razorbacks. Top 20 spend, bottom 20 suck.
Exhibit 2: a&m. Top 5 money. Maybe top 50 performance.
This times a million. They're getting paid regardless of outcome or effort. I wish I had that kind of arrangement with my employer.
Quote from: Guardrail on Oct 10, 2026, 02:57 PMThis times a million. They're getting paid regardless of outcome or effort. I wish I had that kind of arrangement with my employer.
Unfortunately, that's the market that we have to play in.
If you have performance incentive based nil contracts, nobody worth a shit will sign unless all of your competitors do it also.
That would require a union and collective bargaining agreement.
That's where we're headed, we might as well just say "fuck it" and do it now instead of whatever the fuck college sports will be doing for the next few years.
Union sets pay scales by position with caps, spreads nil money across all sports men's and women's...
Quote from: DrMongoose on Oct 10, 2026, 02:47 PMCocky is making da gators his jailhouse bitch.
Does the sec suck and yet we are the worst
SC will boat race the Hogs collection of football participants.
Manning is the weak link on the whorens.
They are top 10 talented every where but qb.
Quote from: BASS on Oct 10, 2026, 03:09 PMManning is the weak link on the whorens.
They are top 10 talented every where but qb.
Yep. He played no competition in high school and got by on name alone.
Trouble in Aggie land
https://x.com/carterkarels/status/2109011400236601674?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Quote from: DrMongoose on Oct 10, 2026, 03:33 PMTrouble in Aggie land
https://x.com/carterkarels/status/2109011400236601674?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Coach worried more about message boards than fixing his offense. Yikes.
Arch torpedoes one of his lineman's helmet.
UCLA up on the quacks
https://x.com/coachdancasey/status/2109012056762380484?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
I think Oregon just broke Nico's neck, oh shit
UCLA's backup QB made a perfect should-have-been-a-TD pass
And then Nico comes back in and throws an INT
Elko has stepped in it
https://x.com/billyliucci/status/2109029022269313386?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
https://x.com/brentzwerneman/status/2109029878167396374?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Oregon's uniforms have a Jurassic Park feel to them.
I'm sure a retard organization like the dolphins is paying a gm over a million a year and he'll pick manning in the first round.
And he will fail miserably.
His uncles made their teams better.
Ole Miss 42-3 over Vanderbilt at halftime.
I wonder how bad Vandy will beat us next week.
Quote from: BASS on Oct 10, 2026, 04:27 PMI'm sure a retard organization like the dolphins is paying a gm over a million a year and he'll pick manning in the first round.
And he will fail miserably.
His uncles made their teams better.
Why do you hate me?
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Oct 10, 2026, 04:35 PMWhy do you hate me?
Just hope the jets out retard you
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Oct 10, 2026, 04:29 PMOle Miss 42-3 over Vanderbilt at halftime.
I wonder how bad Vandy will beat us next week.
Probably have their best game of the year and win by 24 or so.
I'm sure no one cares with with the tremendous excitement in our game, but OU and Texas tied in the fourth quarter.
Fuck Texas now and forevermore, Amen. Can I get a witness?
Russell at fb, I like it
Quote from: BASS on Oct 10, 2026, 05:37 PMFuck Texas now and forevermore, Amen. Can I get a witness?
Amen, brother
UCLA still up 17-9 but about to punt 313 left
Arch is garage
And then he hits a deep post in stride
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 10, 2026, 05:53 PMArch is garage
And then he hits a deep post in stride
His ears are like car doors but I don't know if it's fair to label him an entire garage!
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Oct 10, 2026, 05:54 PMHis ears are like car doors but I don't know if it's fair to label him an entire garage!
I got nothin
While we are tied at 17, OU and Texas are tied at 24 with 5 minutes left and the Red River Rivalry is rocking.
The two TV set up is a good thing.
At least we're making them go to page 2 of their game plan.
DEFENSE!!!!
OU wins it 27-24 on a FG
that momentum that was supposed to be us...went to Zero U instead since we were too dumb to read the room
Fuck Texas.
Forever and ever. Amen.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 10, 2026, 05:53 PMArch is garage
And then he hits a deep post in stride
Arch should have transferred. I think he's got the makings but has not been developed properly nor used right by drunkass Sark. Sark is your typical whiteboard offensive mind, in love with his neato bullshit over actually game planning or managing the game.
Freddy was at the Shootout
https://x.com/FreddyLA7/status/2109071545284857912?s=20
Will Stein is no Ryan Silverfield.
Fuck lsu
KY 21
LSU 17
Halftime
This looks like Georgia's game in Tuscaloosa.
Btw, Bob Chesney just got a signature win in Eugene today.
UCLA is 5-0.
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Oct 10, 2026, 07:45 PMThis looks like Georgia's game in Tuscaloosa.
Not so fast.
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Oct 10, 2026, 07:57 PMBtw, Bob Chesney just got a signature win in Eugene today.
UCLA is 5-0.
What he has done with ucla is incredible, Wayne knight is a freaking stud.
Kentucky up 21-17 and got an INT. They're competitors this year.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 10, 2026, 08:10 PMKentucky up 21-17 and got an INT. They're competitors this year.
You must be mistaken. They also have a first year coach so it's unpossible.
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Oct 10, 2026, 08:12 PMYou must be mistaken. They also have a first year coach so it's unpossible.
Also a basketball school.
Come on Stein. You gotta take the field goal there to get free points after a turnover.
Bama threw their balls on the table. 3 seconds to go in the half, no timeouts, 3rd and goal, and they went for the TD.
And got it.
Kiffin calls a time out to avoid a delay of game, then comes back out and gets a delay of game. What a douche.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 10, 2026, 08:23 PMBama threw their balls on the table. 3 seconds to go in the half, no timeouts, 3rd and goal, and they went for the TD.
And got it.
Silvercuck would've punted.
Purdue up 20-3 on Minnesota at the half
Gophers better start rowing
Is there not a rule for how many times you can throw to the Tight End? I think KY may have violated that long ago in this game.
Damn LSU WR could compete in our QB race
Kentucky ran a draw on 3rd and 10...
and converted.
I hope Kentucky can beat lsu I hate lane kiffin
Leavitt LOL. Nice jump fumble.
Yikes the Kentucky kicker maybe worse than ours.
That's two misses with a chance to tie.
Kicker missed twice. LSU will escape.
2 straight missed FGs are the difference between up 3 and down 3. Still 27-24 LSU.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 10, 2026, 09:22 PM2 straight missed FGs are the difference between up 3 and down 3. Still 27-24 LSU.
And they went for it and failed once in a kicking situation.
I don't know if I can watch this.
Surely he can't miss THREE in one quarter. Right?
Drilled it. Barring some freak voodoo, this is going to OT.
Meanwhile, UGA is looking like the #1 team in the nation and Alabama isn't far behind.
Glad the Kentucky kid made it. You don't want to see someone Greg Horne himself.
It would be wild to win two games in a row in OT with the exact same score.
Jellycats! 35-34 again
FUCK YOU KIFFYKINS!!
Bwaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa.
Big balls on Kentucky. 2 weeks in a row.
Contrast, our balls.
"You gotta play to win."
That is some chess shit right there
LoLSU
Their coach said something weird. He said " you play to win".
How do you not play for QB draw there?
Wow #5 just cost bama any chance with a dumas pf
DeBear may give the kid the Deion treatment tomorrow
lol
https://x.com/bmarcello/status/2109118085420523807?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Quote from: Ray Zorback on Oct 10, 2026, 10:02 PMTheir coach said something weird. He said " you play to win".
What? That has to be against the rules.
Did Bama lose when their player shoved a UGA guy after the whistle? I wasn't watching closely. Did that directly cause the first down and allow UGA to kneel and win?
Quote from: bigpig on Oct 10, 2026, 10:08 PMDid Bama lose when their player shoved a UGA guy after the whistle? I wasn't watching closely. Did that directly cause the first down and allow UGA to kneel and win?
Yes, he did it twice
https://x.com/enjoysaturdays/status/2109118244993028302?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Purdue is crushing the Gophers 41-13
UGA dude sold it well. Lol that guy's gonna have a bad week.
And I'm glad Purdue found themselves a good coach hidden in the weeds. Sometimes you just gotta take a chance on a guy when there's no head coaching history to judge him on, and it paid off for them. Maybe one day we'll have that kind of luck.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 10, 2026, 10:17 PMUGA dude sold it well. Lol that guy's gonna have a bad week.
And I'm glad Purdue found themselves a good coach hidden in the weeds. Sometimes you just gotta take a chance on a guy when there's no head coaching history to judge him on, and it paid off for them. Maybe one day we'll have that kind of luck.
Odom???
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 10, 2026, 10:17 PMUGA dude sold it well. Lol that guy's gonna have a bad week.
And I'm glad Purdue found themselves a good coach hidden in the weeds. Sometimes you just gotta take a chance on a guy when there's no head coaching history to judge him on, and it paid off for them. Maybe one day we'll have that kind of luck.
Barry Odom has been the head coach at both Missouri and UNLV, several years experience.
I wish we would have hired him, if he was an option.
Damn, baited two of y'all. Only took four minutes.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 10, 2026, 10:17 PMUGA dude sold it well. Lol that guy's gonna have a bad week.
And I'm glad Purdue found themselves a good coach hidden in the weeds. Sometimes you just gotta take a chance on a guy when there's no head coaching history to judge him on, and it paid off for them. Maybe one day we'll have that kind of luck.
Yeah we just gotta keep our eyes open and we'll catch our break too.
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Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Oct 10, 2026, 10:24 PMYeah we just gotta keep our eyes open and we'll catch our break too.
What's the athletic directoring equivalent of "shooters shoot"?
Kentucky spent $25mm. It's fucking coaching. The poor man routine was tired when JFB pulled his potenshul bullshit.
From LSU message board:
QuoteMaybe we should stop catering to losers like Theo and dumb rappers AND GET SERIOUS.
Also, Leavitt is s turnover machine.
They will eat him alive.
LSU is just Texas A&M without the fake military gimmick and overt homosexuality.
https://x.com/OG_Bibs/status/2107768970879049909
Quote from: DrMongoose on Oct 10, 2026, 10:11 PMPurdue is crushing the Gophers 41-13
Well fuck me.
Helluva weekend in the SEC. LSU, Texas, and Alabama all go down.
Quote from: bigpig on Oct 10, 2026, 10:08 PMDid Bama lose when their player shoved a UGA guy after the whistle? I wasn't watching closely. Did that directly cause the first down and allow UGA to kneel and win?
Dijon put some mustard on that punch. I gotta hear Kalen's postgame comments.
Yet another name for that list. How many of you doctors types suggested these names in your OB rotation? Having been in school and retail in Memphis we had a jillion of em. Urethra, Vajina, Ayreola, Perrynium some of my favorites. Fucking Dijon.
What has happened to our society?
https://x.com/DrGridiron_MD/status/2109131532048973940 (https://x.com/DrGridiron_MD/status/2109131532048973940)
Telling him he cost them the game is teaching him.
Kentucky found a weakness in LSU's defense with the slot receivers and TE going up the seams. So I expect us to do none of that when we play them.
https://x.com/quentingenx/status/2109119819668697399
Too funny.
Quote from: Barton Fink on Oct 11, 2026, 09:34 AMWhat has happened to our society?
https://x.com/DrGridiron_MD/status/2109131532048973940 (https://x.com/DrGridiron_MD/status/2109131532048973940)
Oh my. Extremely soft generation.
Dr Gridiron just got accused of being low T. 👍
Quote from: Barton Fink on Oct 11, 2026, 09:34 AMWhat has happened to our society?
https://x.com/DrGridiron_MD/status/2109131532048973940 (https://x.com/DrGridiron_MD/status/2109131532048973940)
DeBoer needs to study some old Woody Hayes tape for polishing up his player
rectum-restoration techniques.
I doubt that the thought ever even entered their head to try, but no player ever walked away from Woody mid ass-chewing because he had their facemask firmly in grasp and was shaking it like it was crap on his fingers.
He also slugged an opposing player on TV but that was too much even for the 70's.
https://x.com/ugasportscom/status/2109170349988352485?s=46&t=Z4r2QIiNNsZM5Lty4ufQXQ (https://x.com/ugasportscom/status/2109170349988352485?s=46&t=Z4r2QIiNNsZM5Lty4ufQXQ)
But what about Silverfish's speech?
https://x.com/haha_cd6/status/2109150148236640640?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
https://x.com/bigglennnetwork/status/2109108284984787382?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Boy you wish you had a Northern Illinois on your schedule.
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Oct 11, 2026, 01:16 PMBoy you wish you had a Northern Illinois on your schedule.
Salukis would be a 3pt favorite against the Hogs in a neutral field.
Quote from: Boarat on Oct 11, 2026, 01:00 PMhttps://x.com/ugasportscom/status/2109170349988352485?s=46&t=Z4r2QIiNNsZM5Lty4ufQXQ (https://x.com/ugasportscom/status/2109170349988352485?s=46&t=Z4r2QIiNNsZM5Lty4ufQXQ)
But what about Silverfish's speech?
That was pretty fucking awesome
Nice
https://x.com/barstoolsports/status/2109282973816176743?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
https://x.com/codycarpentier/status/2109129679277879722?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
https://x.com/whelms21/status/2109295204524286064?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Only an Aggie would believe this, but after the fsu fan and his dogshit bet anything could be possible.... The comments are fantastic
https://x.com/rcb05/status/2109372877846040601?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Quote from: DrMongoose on Oct 11, 2026, 06:45 PMOnly an Aggie would believe this, but after the fsu fan and his dogshit bet anything could be possible.... The comments are fantastic
https://x.com/rcb05/status/2109372877846040601?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Yet some here believe we need a statue of Nolan to break our curse.
Quote from: Boarat on Oct 11, 2026, 01:00 PMhttps://x.com/ugasportscom/status/2109170349988352485?s=46&t=Z4r2QIiNNsZM5Lty4ufQXQ (https://x.com/ugasportscom/status/2109170349988352485?s=46&t=Z4r2QIiNNsZM5Lty4ufQXQ)
But what about Silverfish's speech?
It was officially posted to YouTube.
https://x.com/nflmemegoat/status/2109133648729686030?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
This is who we should have hired, he wins.
https://x.com/memphisfb/status/2109403834141278344?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Quote from: DrMongoose on Oct 11, 2026, 10:41 PMhttps://x.com/nflmemegoat/status/2109133648729686030?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
This is who we should have hired, he wins.
https://x.com/memphisfb/status/2109403834141278344?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Memphis upgraded and we downgraded. Shaking my fucking head.
Quote from: HughJasole on Oct 11, 2026, 10:59 PMMemphis upgraded and we downgraded. Shaking my fucking head.
We are the lonely fat guy with a little bit of money who is always looking for a pretty girlfriend, but the only girls who like us back are kinda ugly and/or just slutty and we are their last resort for a better life.
They get a makeover, new titties, and new clothes, but deep down they're still ugly and slutty and nothing can change who they are. Run thru lot lizards with caked on makeup that look great until you realize youve been had. Again.
Quote from: Guardrail on Oct 12, 2026, 03:36 AMWe are the lonely fat guy with a little bit of money who is always looking for a pretty girlfriend, but the only girls who like us back are kinda ugly and/or just slutty and we are their last resort for a better life.
They get a makeover, new titties, and new clothes, but deep down they're still ugly and slutty and nothing can change who they are. Run thru lot lizards with caked on makeup that look great until you realize youve been had. Again.
Quote from: DrMongoose on Oct 11, 2026, 10:41 PMThis is who we should have hired, he wins.
https://x.com/memphisfb/status/2109403834141278344?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Please no. Just no.
https://x.com/no3sports/status/2109644468924113157?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Never mind. Link is dead.
Awesome thread.... Lane's ego wouldn't fit in that gap though.
https://x.com/wilkinswonka/status/2109336513481949300?s=61&t=Y0HnJInXBN48z6WJDbQHzQ
https://x.com/SBJ/status/2109758569713185000?s=20
Sounds serious
There's some seriously mediocre coaches that are all strangling the life out of college athletics with these insane buyouts. Where is all this money coming from that's funding these and NIL?
I asked chat to total up the buyouts over the last 5 years. 478mm, with another 225mm counting into the future from last year. Damn.
Quote from: DrMongoose on Oct 12, 2026, 11:46 PMPlease explain
This is not the place to air my grievances with him. In my experience, he's not what we want as a head coach. He might win some games, but the program would be worse off in the long run. This is just my personal experience based on a handful of games I worked with him as a coach, so I could be wrong about him.
Quote from: Lurk on Oct 12, 2026, 10:09 PMThere's some seriously mediocre coaches that are all strangling the life out of college athletics with these insane buyouts. Where is all this money coming from that's funding these and NIL?
I asked chat to total up the buyouts over the last 5 years. 478mm, with another 225mm counting into the future from last year. Damn.
I see our plan now. We wait for every other school to go completely bankrupt and then we are the only school left with any money to spend. Should only take 10-20 years.
https://x.com/barstoolsports/status/2110050111376003166?s=46&t=Z4r2QIiNNsZM5Lty4ufQXQ (https://x.com/barstoolsports/status/2110050111376003166?s=46&t=Z4r2QIiNNsZM5Lty4ufQXQ)
Sigh
Quote from: Son of Spam on Oct 13, 2026, 11:17 AMI see our plan now. We wait for every other school to go completely bankrupt and then we are the only school left with any money to spend. Should only take 10-20 years.
I have wondered this.
Quote from: Son of Spam on Oct 13, 2026, 11:17 AMI see our plan now. We wait for every other school to go completely bankrupt and then we are the only school left with any money to spend. Should only take 10-20 years.
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Quote from: Son of Spam on Oct 13, 2026, 11:17 AMI see our plan now. We wait for every other school to go completely bankrupt and then we are the only school left with any money to spend. Should only take 10-20 years.
Not sure if you're being sarcastic, but I think you're not far off from the truth.
We're the guy driving a clapped out 15 year old Honda and clucking our tongues at all our neighbors driving new Escalades knowing that we're going to have a pile of money when we retire...if we live long enough to enjoy any of it.
So, how long before the BOT names Dave Ramsey as AD?
There is a killer asteroid heading towards the earth and we are burying money in mason jars in the back yard and looking down our nose at everyone blowing their 401k on hookers and blow during the last 48 hours the earth will exist.
Ya'll calm down, Hunter has a plan! I mean he said so like 3 weeks ago and hasn't felt the need to say it again it so it must be working!
Quote from: DrMongoose on Oct 13, 2026, 10:01 PMYa'll calm down, Hunter has a plan! I mean he said so like 3 weeks ago and hasn't felt the need to say it again it so it must be working!
That's true we're getting rid of all the locker room cancers. Well mostly they never arrived. 2032 is gonna be lit!
We're building it the "Right Way".
Quote from: Boarat on Oct 13, 2026, 01:29 PMhttps://x.com/barstoolsports/status/2110050111376003166?s=46&t=Z4r2QIiNNsZM5Lty4ufQXQ (https://x.com/barstoolsports/status/2110050111376003166?s=46&t=Z4r2QIiNNsZM5Lty4ufQXQ)
Sigh
So glad we didn't hire Chesney. We can't have a guy who cusses like that around our program. We do things the right way.
Quote from: Feral on Oct 14, 2026, 09:23 AMSo glad we didn't hire Chesney. We can't have a guy who cusses like that around our program. We do things the right way.
#WinAsOneRazorback
Quote from: Feral on Oct 14, 2026, 09:23 AMSo glad we didn't hire Chesney. We can't have a guy who cusses like that around our program. We do things the right way.
In all seriousness, that is probably exactly the reason he wasn't hired. Too edgy and profane. Silverfield seems to be the exact opposite.
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Oct 14, 2026, 09:28 AMIn all seriousness, that is probably exactly the reason he wasn't hired. Too edgy and profane. Silverfield seems to be the exact opposite.
Another fine Christian man.
We're "nameless, faceless misfits." Sounds about right.
Actually, I think the connection he tries to make between "social media" on the one hand, and on-field fan behavior on the other, is tenuous at best, and completely made up at worst. We have no idea if the actions he cites are message board people, or related to message boards at all.
Mike Elko walked it back Monday, which should make the burning bile in your gut rise a little bit higher.
The nameless, faceless misfits won again.
And what happens when the dregs of social media are emboldened, you ask? When they leave the protection of their anonymous message board bomb throwing and have to function in the real world?
You get a 40-something Alabama fan, hepped up on canned courage and undoubtedly with too much Bama in him, slapping and pushing the helmet of Georgia linebacker Raylen Wilson after the Tide's home loss to the Dawgs.
You get those same nameless, faceless throwing objects from the stands at Georgia players.
You get pathetic gnats sprinting on the field at Kentucky — not to celebrate a big win over LSU, but to find Tigers coach Lane Kiffin and give him the middle finger. All while recording on their phones.
Because, you know, "influencers."
"I think everybody knows I appreciate our fan base and everything they're about, and everything they mean to Texas A&M," said Elko, whose third season as the Texas A&M coach has hit some tough times on the field. "Outside of that, I'll leave it alone."
Yeah, I won't. Nor should any of us.
This isn't about the loyal and passionate fans, those who spend money, time and emotion bleeding for their schools. Where victory is glorious, and defeat is deflating.
While that's the wide majority of fans who frequent the TexAgs message boards, you'd be absolutely foolish to think there isn't also a "cesspool" — as Elko said after a loss to Missouri — of the loud and gutless.
Just like everywhere, on any platform, of social media. Sports, politics, life. You name it, everyone has their incandescent vituperation — and you're going to hear it.
They bully, they threaten, they dox — all within the safety of their miserable, anonymous existence. The insular and the unaccountable, as dangerous a combination as you'll find.
So Elko blew it when he called out the vocal minority by using the name of the owner of TexAgs, and conflating the two. Foolish, no doubt.
But he was spot-on with the assessment of the mindless clout-chasers on social media, the nattering nabobs of negativism who frolic through the mud with their absolute and unquestioned right to complain.
The whole ecosystem — the philosophy, the execution of it all — is so bizarre. Drop verbal bombs wherever and however, stalk family and friends of coaches and players, and complain about their dad/wife or son/daughter.
Then sit back and watch the carnage unfold.
"Dude that was SO cool."
Actually, it's stupid. And dangerous.
If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: social media is the best worst thing ever. It emotionally connects us like nothing ever has — yet physically separates us to the detriment of all.
It's a voice for the needy, and a megaphone for the unfiltered. It's beautifully sadistic and wildly temperamental.
Until the moment comes when those within the insular world believe it's real. Believe what plays out on a minute by minute basis in narcissistic crazy town is truly how the world revolves.
Spoiler alert: it's not.
So you get an idiot fan leaning over the rails at a game, taking swipes at a man twice his size and half his age. He can't hurt me, he doesn't know me — and he's surely not coming into these stands after me. Until he does.
Or you get four nobodies chasing the most high-profile coach in college football, Pavlov's phones stuck at arm's length. Nobody is going to stop me, they don't even see me.
Until the state trooper trailing the action does.
And then in the irony of ironies, those attempting to reset the social media madness — in any way they can — become the heavy. The death of fun.
That Alabama "fan" is lucky Wilson didn't reach into the stands, grab him by the sweaty shirt with one hand, and give him the people's explanation of college football with the other. If you know what I mean.
Wilson later responded to the incident on his Instagram — because where else would he? — and said, "I thought the dude was a UGA fan tried to dap him up."
Nope. Just another in a long line of faux social media muscle. Take a stand, make a statement — but only with the cloak of anonymity.
Meanwhile, Mike Elko is the problem because of his awkward way of calling it out. Go leap into the cesspool with that victory, misfits.
It's right in your wheelhouse.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2026/10/14/college-football-fans-social-media-mike-elko-idiots/92236058007/
Saturday is going to be epic
https://x.com/boxscore_fb/status/2110136867245171018?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Thank goodness the cfp chairman didn't hire the p6 playoff coach to be his football coach
https://x.com/uclafootball/status/2110502762018738552?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
https://x.com/3xoptionshow/status/2110122946320556198?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Too bad those small timer guys would never work in the SEC
24 team CFP next year because fuck you
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 15, 2026, 02:08 PM24 team CFP next year because fuck you
That means win 5 conference games and you are in if the nonconference part has no embarrassments.
24 teams mean the SEC gets 8 just about every year. 9 game schedules mean the just above breakeven is 5-4.
What is really going to be great is watching them argue for half the show about the 9th SEC team vs. the 4th or 5th Big 12 team. That is where the cutoff will be.
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Arkansas getting ready for being a bottom in the new era of football.
https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/50192570/southern-nazarene-safety-tyler-ulrich-dies-injury
Yikes
Quote from: DrMongoose on Oct 14, 2026, 07:52 PMSaturday is going to be epic.
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Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Oct 15, 2026, 07:37 PMhttps://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/50192570/southern-nazarene-safety-tyler-ulrich-dies-injury
Yikes
Football needs to go away. Seriously.
People are dying or turning into vegetables from it. Plus all my teams suck.
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Oct 16, 2026, 07:41 AMFootball needs to go away. Seriously.
People are dying or turning into vegetables from it. Plus all my teams suck.
Gladiator fights were mostly not fatal immediately back in the day. They would be fucked up though and die sooner than expected. Football is like that, between the roids or whatever unnatural shit they now take and the CTE. Everything is about money, always has been but it gets more and more obnoxious. I dumped the NFL way back before Kapernick because every week being so "important" wore me down. I felt manipulated. CFB is getting that way. The only reason I hold on is that it is literally the only sport I have left.
All in all, I wish we would have hired Barry Odom when we hired Pittman. Or, when he went to Purdue.
They might lose to Washington tonight, but he's got them playing like an actual football team, which they haven't done for a few years.
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Oct 16, 2026, 10:04 PMAll in all, I wish we would have hired Barry Odom when we hired Pittman. Or, when he went to Purdue.
They might lose to Washington tonight, but he's got them playing like an actual football team, which they haven't done for a few years.
Didn't realize Shibest was Odom's special teams coach and Kiero Small is their strength and conditioning coach.
Next step will be all d 1 teams make the playoffs yet Arkansas will miss out
48 team playoff and we would still never make it
I love the expansion. Should have been done on day one.
Quote from: BleedinRed on Oct 17, 2026, 08:56 AMI love the expansion. Should have been done on day one.
I was against it. But McAfee is against it so now I'm for it.
Kid that just made that kick on GameDay is going to be swimming in it for the rest of the weekend.
Pat McAfee looks like Judge Doom from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
That might be the literal dumbest play I've ever seen a college football player make. Outside of certain select Razorback plays. Florida punter makes a punt about 70 yards down the field that checks up at the one yard line and is coming back towards the field. Florida cover guy bends down to pick up the ball and knocks it into the end zone. So Texas gets it at the 20 instead of the one. The ball was literally just about to stop.
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Oct 17, 2026, 11:22 AMThat might be the literal dumbest play I've ever seen a college football player make. Outside of certain select Razorback plays. Florida punter makes a point about 70 yards down the field that checks up at the one yard line and is coming back towards the field. Florida cover guy bends down to pick up the ball and knocks it into the end zone. So Texas gets it at the 20 instead of the one. The ball was literally just about to stop.
no shit. What a bunch of maroons.
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Oct 17, 2026, 11:22 AMThat might be the literal dumbest play I've ever seen a college football player make. Outside of certain select Razorback plays. Florida punter makes a punt about 70 yards down the field that checks up at the one yard line and is coming back towards the field. Florida cover guy bends down to pick up the ball and knocks it into the end zone. So Texas gets it at the 20 instead of the one. The ball was literally just about to stop.
I don't get why punters don't kick it to the coffin corner instead of the try to down it inside the 5.
The coffin corner negates a return and a touchback.
The % of downed punts has got to be 10 or less.
Special team coaches are lazy.
Gators and dogs look like ass early
It seems most coaches are just happy the punt goes the right direction about 40 yards.
Quote from: DrMongoose on Oct 17, 2026, 11:59 AMI don't get why punters don't kick it to the coffin corner instead of the try to down it inside the 5.
The coffin corner negates a return and a touchback.
This particular punt was a thang a beauty. It should never have been near the goal line, it was like 70-80 yards with a roll.
Until a Gator knocked it into the end zone.
If Arch Manning played for any other team, he would never be mentioned. He really does suck and can't really think.
Quote from: Son of Spam on Oct 17, 2026, 12:21 PMIf Arch Manning played for any other team, he would never be mentioned. He really does suck and can't really think.
He really did get the fucked up genes from the 3rd brother nobody talks about.
This is a hype video well done
https://x.com/byufootball/status/2111263904768934008/video/1?s=61
Florida's backup QB is better than arch
Quote from: DrMongoose on Oct 17, 2026, 12:34 PMThis is a hype video well done
If they ever play us they should redo the Mountain Meadows massacre.
Quote from: BASS on Oct 17, 2026, 12:40 PMFlorida's backup QB is better than arch
better than Philo for sure but he is Buster's boy
Buster is likely racist. (I hate the guy.)
The Ohio state offensive coordinator appears to be a ra-tard
What wait?
https://x.com/pinto479/status/2111513332372955246?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Add it to the list of why we need new leadership
https://www.wbrz.com/news/7-brew-enters-partnership-with-lsu-athletics-launching-gameday-promotions-for-tiger-fans/
HOW IS ARKANSAS NOT A PART OF THIS. Why? HQ is 10 minutes from campus.
https://7brew.com/sips-for-kicks
Governor should ban that shit from the state anyway
If you're a Texas fan, you should probably just start booking your flight back to Mumbai because this team is cooked.
I picked Texas giving up the points in one parlay. I still hope Texas loses.
Quote from: DrMongoose on Oct 17, 2026, 01:04 PMWhat wait?
https://x.com/pinto479/status/2111513332372955246?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Add it to the list of why we need new leadership
https://www.wbrz.com/news/7-brew-enters-partnership-with-lsu-athletics-launching-gameday-promotions-for-tiger-fans/
HOW IS ARKANSAS NOT A PART OF THIS. Why? HQ is 10 minutes from campus.
https://7brew.com/sips-for-kicks
Our coffee sponsor is westrock coffee
Florida's dline is whipping Texas olines ass
Simmons, the defensive guy for Texas, just went down holding his knee. Karma is a bitch.
Charlie Becker is a stud, a 3 star recruit
Hoover is hurt, grant wilson now the IU qb
Coaching matters and turnovers hurt
https://x.com/pff_college/status/2111527247161229359?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Having Arch try to run for that 4th down was a...decision.
It looked designed, but maybe he just went into hero mode rather than throw it to either one of the two guys who were breaking open for a sure first down.
Florida has to change starting qbs
Fla just went up 10, about 6 minutes left.
टेक्सास - haha
Copy and paste that into your Google translate app to get the joke.
Hint: it's Hindi
Indiana's defense just gave up the easiest TD catch ever on 4th and 1. No one actually tried to get in front of anyone.
If Sark isn't off the wagon yet he will be soon
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Oct 17, 2026, 01:57 PMHaving Arch try to run for that 4th down was a...decision.
It looked designed, but maybe he just went into hero mode rather than throw it to either one of the two guys who were breaking open for a sure first down.
Arch has been playing like a dumbass all day
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 17, 2026, 02:02 PMArch has been playing like a dumbass all day
If it plays like a duck and acts like a duck...
Isn't there another Manning in the pipeline that's not ass?
And Baugh just damn near got a knee by one of the Gator DBs with an extra shove near the sideline. That would've gone over well.
Refs ate their flags on that one. Horse collar desperation hold not called.
Texass didn't punt on fourth. Strange.
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Oct 17, 2026, 02:05 PMRefs ate their flags on that one. Horse collar desperation hold not called.
And the ref was 10 feet away ignoring it.
Obviously with 4th and 7 on their own 30 and three time outs, Texas should have punted, right?
Manning just made two great throws in a row. Texas td.
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Oct 17, 2026, 02:07 PMObviously with 4th and 7 on their own 30 and three time outs, Texas should have punted, right?
They threw it instead of running it too.
Arch Manning FAIL.
Quote from: HogOfWar on Oct 17, 2026, 02:10 PMThey threw it instead of running it too.
Do they not know to do the unexpected?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Big man tried to scoop and score!
Obviously it's because they didn't punt earlier when they should have
Manning fumbles right after Palmer said he wanted to be in this situation. Lol
Maybe he can portal to Harding and get to the NFL as a hander-offer
Ok, now Texas shirt or not, that girl made me Horny.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 17, 2026, 02:15 PMMaybe he can portal to Harding and get to the NFL as a hander-offer
Some dumbass team is going to waste a second round pick on this kid
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Oct 17, 2026, 02:17 PMOk, now Texas shirt or not, that girl made me Horny.
She needs to be punished
Wait. Is it legal to have two serviceable quarterbacks on the roster?
The talking heads will still hype him as one of the best ever
Texass, 😂 I am literally laughing out loud watching them get the kneel down at home to an unranked team when they thought they were national championship material. 😂
I haven't enjoyed a college football game that much in a long time.
I must admit I didn't think Florida could beat Texas.
Quote from: jdcatty on Oct 17, 2026, 02:23 PMI must admit I didn't think Florida could beat Texas.
But our coach beat their coach last year or something
Quote from: BASS on Oct 17, 2026, 02:18 PMSome dumbass team is going to waste a second round pick on this kid
And the Dallas Cowboys pick...from the University of Texas ..
Back to back Whorns losing weekends.
Nice.
Indiana just submitted a dumb play of the day candidate
I think Auburn is gonna give Georgia a scare today.
It doesn't make sense. Which is why I think it will happen.
It's gotta be hard to have been told your whole life you are a football God only to realize you suck. Boo fucking hoo
Quote from: egregious on Oct 17, 2026, 12:42 PMIf they ever play us they should redo the Mountain Meadows massacre.
They literally just played us twice in the past 4 years. lol
Quote from: BASS on Oct 17, 2026, 02:18 PMSome dumbass team is going to waste a second round pick on this kid
I think arch stays in college a year. Whether at Texas or not who knows. Sark is showing he might be worse at developing QBs than Nutt. Both Quinn and Arch have declined on his watch.
Quote from: Texzilla on Oct 17, 2026, 02:31 PMI think arch stays in college a year. Whether at Texas or not who knows. Sark is showing he might be worse at developing QBs than Nutt. Both Quinn and Arch have declined on his watch.
QB killa
Haven't typed that in a while.
Seriously, though, I don't think you can blame the coaching staff for lack of developing arch manning. That kid has a hall of fame Grandpa and 2 Hall of Fame uncles as personal coaches.
Sayin in a sling, Indiana still hanging in
Or maybe Georgia is gonna dog walk Auburn. That was way too easy.
Quote from: DrMongoose on Oct 17, 2026, 02:34 PMSayin in a sling, Indiana still hanging in
They are, but they just got a gift in that roughing the passer call on OSU. And I am certainly not an OSU fan.
Holy shit
Indiana with the TD for the lead NOPE he was out of bounds. Bro.
sloppy footwork by that wr in that situation
WOW
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 17, 2026, 02:47 PMIndiana with the TD for the lead NOPE he was out of bounds. Bro.
That kid's not gonna sleep for a week.
Quote from: egregious on Oct 17, 2026, 02:25 PMIndiana just submitted a dumb play of the day candidate
topped it
Quote from: animal on Oct 17, 2026, 02:47 PMsloppy footwork by that wr in that situation
Oh my. What a game
That was crazzzzyyy. WR was all alone.
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Oct 17, 2026, 02:48 PMThat was crazzzzyyy. WR was all alone.
Yes he was. And at first, I thought the right foot hit inbounds first. But it clearly did not, and the receiver knew it.
What an ending. Game of inches.
Tinnersee will of course play a good game after playing awful against us. Up and down cycles are the way of most college football teams.
Could TN have been looking ahead?
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Oct 17, 2026, 03:00 PMTinnersee will of course play a good game after playing awful against us. Up and down cycles are the way of most college football teams.
Said it last week, they played down to our competition.
Quote from: BASS on Oct 17, 2026, 02:32 PMQB killa
Haven't typed that in a while.
Seriously, though, I don't think you can blame the coaching staff for lack of developing arch manning. That kid has a hall of fame Grandpa and 2 Hall of Fame uncles as personal coaches.
I remember last season some talking head was talking about "once Arch gets his footwork down he'll be unstoppable" or some shit.
Hell...he's been learning footwork in the backyard with his uncles since he was 4.
He just not very good.
Quote from: Zoso on Oct 17, 2026, 03:08 PMI remember last season some talking head was talking about "once Arch gets his footwork down he'll be unstoppable" or some shit.
Hell...he's been learning footwork in the backyard with his uncles since he was 4.
He just not very good.
And neither is his oc in the red zone.
Oh you hate to see it....
https://x.com/bmarcello/status/2111542445615776210?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Wow, Auburn WR just let a game-tying BOMB slip right through his hands.
UNC is rolling duke
Where did auburn find this offense?
Tennessee is gonna need some touchdowns, field goals won't do it
Texas tech is doing bad bad things in Lubbock
Watching these skyview games just reinforces how mediocre our gameday atmosphere is.
At least we finally changed the lightbulbs. Silverfield's lasting contribution
Quote from: BASS on Oct 17, 2026, 03:23 PMTexas tech is doing bad bad things in Lubbock
Sigh...
Quote from: DrMongoose on Oct 17, 2026, 03:22 PMUNC is rolling duke
Where did auburn find this offense?
Tennessee is gonna need some touchdowns, field goals won't do it
I've been saying all year they need to run the Cam offense with Brown. He's nowhere nearly at Cam's level, but that's better than watching his half-submarine slow windup delivery behind that sieve they call an O-line.
It's crazy how many bad QBs there are in college football making $1 million +
Players need multiple years in a program to reach their potential. Same coach, coordinator, and players to throw to, block with, etc.
Just doesnt happen with so many transfers in and out every year
Chambliss throwing darts. That kid is good.
Quote from: BASS on Oct 17, 2026, 03:39 PMChambliss throwing darts. That kid is good.
He will go to the Titans and be declared legally brain dead in two years
Auburn just tied Georgia.
War Eagle.
lol
https://x.com/oldrowsports/status/2111512198736400677?s=46&t=6uNMWI6PFOkxijXNhEuvSA
Ouch
https://x.com/aarondickens/status/2111503677340946934/video/1?s=46
Quote from: BASS on Oct 17, 2026, 03:23 PMTexas tech is doing bad bad things in Lubbock
Oil/chickens
Bentonville tiger
https://x.com/on3/status/2111559701754507355?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Trolling the teasips
https://x.com/on3/status/2111565643489358103?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Tenn with another dumb play of the day. Bama punts, there are 5 Bama players around the ball on the ground, and a Tenn player reaches to grab the ball, pulls back and touches it with his feet. Recovery, Bama.
Quote from: BASS on Oct 17, 2026, 03:39 PMChambliss throwing darts. That kid is good.
Chambliss should go top 5, but it wouldn't surprise me if Arch gives over him because NFL GMs are dumbasses who talk themselves into and out of anything.
Quote from: DrMongoose on Oct 17, 2026, 04:12 PMBentonville tiger
https://x.com/on3/status/2111559701754507355?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
That was an amazing catch.
It was pass interference too.
Georgia is getting the usual SEC ref help but Auburn is fighting through it.
And, Bama doubles down on dumb. Fourth and 1, they go for it, fumble it away and Tenn recovers.
Gunner Manning not having a good game
First year in a long time there hasn't been a clear cut #1 team in the nation.
Mizzou can't run and Simmons is very meh
Tennessee is gonna regret taking a timeout there
Quote from: DrMongoose on Oct 17, 2026, 04:58 PMMizzou can't run and Simmons is very meh
Tennessee is gonna regret taking a timeout there
Not the Bama of old. They have gone for it on fourth and 1 several times and not made it. The old Bama would have gone for 15.
Love Bobby and would have loved him to stay as OC, but his offense has stalled in the second half of games pretty much all the time, at all his stops since Louisville 2.0
Missouri turns into a pumpkin again. So reminiscent of Nutt's best years.
At least he has an excuse this year - that QB is mentally deficient.
I change the channel every time that stupid chicken and waffles commercial comes on, and I still refuse to try one because of it.
Looks like everything is setting up for ND to be No. 1, assuming they win tonight. The press will be delighted.
Boy, we sure dodged a bullet on this Golesh guy. ::)
We havent made a hire I've been excited about since 2013, and that was pretty tepid, and faded fast.
Maybe Brown can get a little closer to Cam status with a winning drive here.
4th and 5 with 3:40 to go, I'm not sure why UNC didn't punt.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 17, 2026, 05:54 PM4th and 5 with 3:40 to go, I'm not sure why UNC didn't punt.
BMFP doesn't come to paint
SEC on SEC violence.
Quote from: Barton Fink on Oct 17, 2026, 06:00 PMBMFP doesn't come to paint
Go-ahead touchdown with 1:53 left. 24-20 UNC if they hit the PAT.
lol UGA
Quote from: bigpig on Oct 17, 2026, 03:24 PMWatching these skyview games just reinforces how mediocre our gameday atmosphere is.
At least we finally changed the lightbulbs. Silverfield's lasting contribution
Vandy's is not that great.
You just can't expect a first year coach to put a competitive product on the field - or so I've heard.
BOOM!!
WAR DAMN EAGLE!!!
Auburn over UGA and Tennessee over Bama.
Not in 10 million years would I have bet or hit that parlay.
Trey Schaap wept.
Quote from: HogOfWar on Oct 17, 2026, 06:02 PMVandy's is not that great.
Good think they just got to be mediocre.
Sumrall over Texas, on the road. Golesh over Georgia, on the road.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 17, 2026, 06:04 PMSumrall over Texas, on the road. Golesh over Georgia, on the road.
How excited will we be when Silverware finishes the trifecta?
Quote from: BleedinRed on Oct 17, 2026, 06:05 PMHow excited will we be when Silverware finishes the trifecta?
Gonna go to the Rant and tell Auburn and Florida fans that we're winners just like they are
Thank you Jim Knowles.
Fuck Alabama Forever.
My wife and I are smoking a cigar...
They're still partying on the field in Knoxville. If you're gonna get fined, might as well get your money's worth.
Quote from: mr.zorak on Oct 17, 2026, 06:16 PMThank you Jim Knowles.
Fuck Alabama Forever.
My wife and I are smoking a cigar...
Congrats Zorak.
Quote from: BleedinRed on Oct 17, 2026, 06:27 PMCongrats Zorak.
Thank you. This is for me what Texass is fo the Hogs.
Quote from: BleedinRed on Oct 17, 2026, 06:27 PMCongrats Zorak.
Yes, congrats! You looked a lot better than you did against us last week. Keep it up.
What a play call and execution by BYU. Fuck you, Domers.
Go BYU! Make it a trifecta.
Quote from: BleedinRed on Oct 17, 2026, 07:42 PMWhat a play call and execution by BYU. Fuck you, Domers.
This
Just so y'all know, my son is an Auburn alum and now works for the football team.
I certainly never thought I'd be an Auburn fan, but now I really understand how blood is thicker than water.
And today is his birthday. What a gift!
Lol Cornrows knocking off Miami would be hilarious
Florida St giving it to Miami right now. Upset Saturday.
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Oct 17, 2026, 08:50 PMJust so y'all know, my son is an Auburn alum and now works for the football team.
I certainly never thought I'd be an Auburn fan, but now I really understand how blood is thicker than water.
And today is his birthday. What a gift!
Happy Birthday, and War Eagle!
Okie Lite and Houston on my other screen has been a good one
BYU had all the momentum and was in the verge of kicking ND's ass and they muff a punt.
Michael Irvin about to snort the sideline after that turnover.
KY with a pick 6 with 1:17 left in the game to go up 21-13 over Oklahoma.
KY with another INT to end it.
Miami about to tie it up in overtime.
Miami is holding like the ACC wants a #1 team
Jesus. What a TD by FSU in overtime.
And the refs call holding. lol.
Florida State getting raped by the officials in OT.
No way that was a hold. No way.
FSU sued to get out of the ACC and the league is getting revenge
Simultaneous possession went to the defense lol
Refs went in dry.
FSU got fucked.
If reddit is any indication the whole country aside from Miami fans thinks FSU got robbed.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 17, 2026, 09:58 PMIf reddit is any indication the whole country aside from Miami fans thinks FSU got robbed.
On 2 consecutive plays.
Birmingham office upholds the uphold.
Nothing to see here.
Even though they shouldn't be able to count anything by a QB wearing 47, fuck Notre Dame.
BYU goes up 28-24 over the Domers with 1:47 left in the game.
Add the domers to the list of teams I hate that lost. It's been a good day.
What a good day of football.
Bad day for top 10 teams. ND goes down. BYU is a pretty solid team.
For the first time in my life I kinda wish I was a Mormon.
Lol ACC refs would have thrown every flag they had for PI
Quote from: Barton Fink on Oct 17, 2026, 10:21 PMFor the first time in my life I kinda wish I was a Mormon.
How many wives do you really wanna listen to at once?
BYU has the most solid form tacklers I have seen this year.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 17, 2026, 10:21 PMLol ACC refs would have thrown every flag they had for PI
Hate to say it but that was PI.
Alabama and Notre Dame getting hosed by the refs in the last two weeks? We don't lose next Saturday!!!
Man that University of Oregon commercial is fucking weird.
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Oct 17, 2026, 10:23 PMHate to say it but that was PI.
But Herbstreit is so distraught that it's funny enough to overlook.
Doesn't matter how many teams are in the CFP if officiating can't get any better.
Quote from: Son of Spam on Oct 17, 2026, 10:20 PMBad day for top 10 teams. ND goes down. BYU is a pretty solid team.
Member when we were better?
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 17, 2026, 10:21 PMHow many wives do you really wanna listen to at once?
Good point
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Oct 17, 2026, 09:07 PMMichael Irvin about to snort the sideline after that turnover.
https://x.com/TheSamerAli/status/2111638106839437510 (https://x.com/TheSamerAli/status/2111638106839437510)
I am still laughing about Texas.
Quote from: Barton Fink on Oct 17, 2026, 10:43 PMhttps://x.com/TheSamerAli/status/2111638106839437510 (https://x.com/TheSamerAli/status/2111638106839437510)
Looks like Rick James
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 17, 2026, 10:21 PMHow many wives do you really wanna listen make love to at once?
Invest in ear plugs. Then enjoy the benefits.
Bear Bachmeier is going to enjoy all the soaking he wants in Provo tonight.
Yep there was a time when we could have been a top ten team that would have shit the bed like everyone else.
A bloodbath like yesterday had never happened, ever. Of course legal gambling has nothing to do with it. Arch is playing like he's got big money on the game.
Obviously.
https://x.com/chrisfallica/status/2111574271344754905?s=46
Duke player brought all the insanity. There are an incredible amount of people defending him because "she shouldn't have put her hands on him".
https://x.com/jasonwhitlock/status/2111631943288635725?s=46&t=DTGVKlgNTKh5Nq29PdZsdg
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 17, 2026, 10:21 PMHow many wives do you really wanna listen to at once?
Someone needs to take the Chinese harem drama genre and turn it into real wives of Utah.
Big 12 says there's still one second on the clock in the BYU-ND game
Quote from: Texzilla on Oct 18, 2026, 06:54 AMA bloodbath like yesterday had never happened, ever. Of course legal gambling has nothing to do with it. Arch is playing like he's got big money on the game.
Get used to it. The full effects of the NIL/unlimited transfer combination have marinated for a couple of years.
Everybody in the SEC has a loss 6 games in. They'll have 2 by the end of the season. At least the statistical probability is over 50%.
5-4 league record Arkansas to the playoffs within 5 years!
The odds of going 9-0 when you have a 90%-win probability in 6 games and an 80%-win probability in the only 3 is 27+%.
I am going to enjoy the general public slowly realizing that.
The BYU memes about Notre Dame are excellent. ND was too high and mighty to play them in the Pop Tarts Bowl last year.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 18, 2026, 07:48 AMDuke player brought all the insanity. There are an incredible amount of people defending him because "she shouldn't have put her hands on him".
https://x.com/jasonwhitlock/status/2111631943288635725?s=46&t=DTGVKlgNTKh5Nq29PdZsdg
he's been suspended indefinitely for assaulting a medic. He had no business being there once medics arrived sorry
https://x.com/crupicrupicrupi/status/2111583820378165575?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
https://x.com/blong0108/status/2111234010454409269/video/1?s=46
They're not wrong
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Oct 18, 2026, 09:26 AMhttps://x.com/crupicrupicrupi/status/2111583820378165575?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
https://x.com/blong0108/status/2111234010454409269/video/1?s=46
They're not wrong
Who's the guest with the beard.
https://x.com/MarioNawfal/status/2111810780350066953?s=20
Why couldn't it be Chad Morris
Man, there's no need to post that video.
https://x.com/annaisapeach/status/2111540110101766371
I don't get the argument(s) against.
1) there's not even 12 teams that are contenders for national champion, so why are we adding more?
who cares if there is or isn't more than 12 teams who are championship caliber. No one makes this argument in the 127 team March basketball tournament. Are the play in teams really capable of winning it all? Of course not. This argument is rated as retarded.
2) We are not getting better competition or better football.
What? Says who? How do we know?
3) we're risking more injuries
Does she have a crystal ball? How the fuck would anyone know this?
4) wasting so much time and energy on pointless extra games.
THEN DONT FUCKING WATCH! What a stupid bitch.
It cheapens the regular season somewhat or another way to look at it...
With the addition to 24 if you drop a couple due to injuries or whatever you may still be able to go on a run late thus making some of these arguments stupid. I think we all know there's been teams from the past that dropped one or two that might have otherwise made a big run in a playoff format.
They'll undoubtedly be a push to put in more G5's instead of P4 teams because we might treat the little guys like they belong on the field.
Quote from: BleedinRed on Oct 18, 2026, 02:46 PMhttps://x.com/annaisapeach/status/2111540110101766371
I don't get the argument(s) against.
1) there's not even 12 teams that are contenders for national champion, so why are we adding more?
who cares if there is or isn't more than 12 teams who are championship caliber. No one makes this argument in the 127 team March basketball tournament. Are the play in teams really capable of winning it all? Of course not. This argument is rated as retarded.
2) We are not getting better competition or better football.
What? Says who? How do we know?
3) we're risking more injuries
Does she have a crystal ball? How the fuck would anyone know this?
4) wasting so much time and energy on pointless extra games.
THEN DONT FUCKING WATCH! What a stupid bitch.
Not reading that essay.
1) Fewer games
2) More Annabelle
The lobos get it, eck gets it.
https://x.com/unmlobofb/status/2111895089949937857?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Quote from: DrMongoose on Oct 18, 2026, 04:00 PMThe lobos get it, eck gets it.
https://x.com/unmlobofb/status/2111895089949937857?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
He would be a good hire and would've been 10 months ago.
Fat Muss?
Quote from: DrMongoose on Oct 18, 2026, 04:00 PMThe lobos get it, eck gets it.
https://x.com/unmlobofb/status/2111895089949937857?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
After watching that fat fucker go off on his players and that stupid turnover belt celebration while they were behind this weekend, I'm ready to hire his fat ass right now.
https://x.com/propjoesays/status/2112003481230057505
I saw where the Duke kid apologized and said he was in the wrong. I'm not sure if sincere
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Oct 19, 2026, 09:48 AMI saw where the Duke kid apologized and said he was in the wrong. I'm not sure if sincere
He sincerely does not want to get suspended.
https://x.com/secnumbersguy/status/2111555739315568717
funniest tweet ever...
Good
Quote from: jdcatty on Oct 19, 2026, 01:10 PMhttps://x.com/secnumbersguy/status/2111555739315568717
funniest tweet ever...
But they said.....
"Steve Sarkisian is one of the top offensive minds in the game of football, which he has proved over and over during his time with USC, Atlanta and most recently, Alabama," athletics director Chris Del Conte said in a statement. "We are confident our players and coaches will thrive under his leadership and in response to his energy and passion for the game."
Clemson is dead ass last in TD passes for the season with 2. Chad.
Quote from: Gambler on Oct 19, 2026, 06:03 PMClemson is dead ass last in TD passes for the season with 2. Chad.
Possibly the richest retard in the world. I wanted to coach, but there wasn't any money in it. :suicide:
Those coaches got a lot of traction out of like 3 or 4 dudes on offense and some bad ass defenses.
I don't think expansion will water down the regular season. The passion of college football will continue to provide to excitement for those games, expansion just gives extended hope to more programs.
Quote from: GeoHogsGeo on Oct 20, 2026, 07:21 AMI don't think expansion will water down the regular season. The passion of college football will continue to provide to excitement for those games, expansion just gives extended hope to more programs.
That will work for a couple of years before people learn they are being scammed.
Quote from: egregious on Oct 20, 2026, 08:04 AMThat will work for a couple of years before people learn they are being scammed.
Maybe...but I think most fans will stay excited for having a "Chip and a Chair".
don't see a whole lot of downside to the expansion. people bitch about the same teams getting in every year, while the last two weeks show that those 'locks' can get beaten on any given weekend. it eliminates the stupid conference championship games, still limits g6 to one auto bid, and more games that actually mean something on campus instead of shitty attended or viewed bowl games that the best players sit out.
I think the season should consist of one big tournament. Lose and your done. It would be good for the emotional well being of all Woopiggers.
Quote from: BleedinRed on Oct 20, 2026, 02:20 PMI think the season should consist of one big tournament. Lose and your done. It would be good for the emotional well being of all Woopiggers.
I'm game.
I didn't like 12 and hate 24. It will be incredibly watered down as evidenced by the fact the CFP didn't get the windfall from Disney(or anyone else) that they anticipated by going to 24. They wanted to open the contract negotiation window to open it up to other bids but no one else wanted it. Sounds great in theory but no one gives a fuck about Iowa at TCU in round one on a Tuesday...and I'm one of the degenerates who will be wagering on that garbage.
The byes are what I really don't like. They should've just made it 16 so everyone has to win the same number of games. Make the games toward the end of the season still mean something by rewarding the top 8 with home games in the first round, not byes. Then play the remaining games at the traditional playoff sites.
Quote from: Pig Benis on Oct 20, 2026, 02:37 PMThe byes are what I really don't like. They should've just made it 16 so everyone has to win the same number of games.
this
Quote from: vegashog on Oct 20, 2026, 11:09 AMmore games that actually mean something on campus instead of shitty attended or viewed bowl games that the best players sit out.
This is an excellent point that actually changed my mind.
I liked the +1 championship game on top of the bowls for the best two teams.
I like less, but could live with, 4-team or 8-team "playoffs."
But 8 team playoffs -- or 12, like last year -- are killing the bowls. Good players won't play in them. Whole teams (Notre Dame) won't play in them. They have become JV scrimmages.
So now we have a choice. 11 meaningful games (12 team playoff) plus some meaningless bowls of freshman and 9th year seniors who finally get to play, OR
23 meaningful games (eliminating 23 teams), plus a dwindling number of those meaningless bowls.
All in all I guess Door #2 is preferable.
TC or USAF, this you?
https://x.com/rawsalerts/status/2112623974614180322 (https://x.com/rawsalerts/status/2112623974614180322)
Quote from: Barton Fink on Oct 20, 2026, 04:20 PMTC or USAF, this you?
https://x.com/rawsalerts/status/2112623974614180322 (https://x.com/rawsalerts/status/2112623974614180322)
Que the "Was that wrong" meme
I thought we lived in America!
What kind of country do we live in where we can't duct tape our wife to a chair every once in a while. The communists have won..
I don't see what the problem is. He got a day to watch football and she got a break from cooking and cleaning.
Hero
https://x.com/mrwtffacts/status/2112570807486447980 (https://x.com/mrwtffacts/status/2112570807486447980)
Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Oct 20, 2026, 05:37 PMI thought we lived in America!
What kind of country do we live in where we can't duct tape our wife to a chair every once in a while. The communists have won..
Gentlemen!
Trying to keep fans in the stands...
https://x.com/fauathletics/status/2112586413426540733?s=46
Quote from: Loma on Oct 21, 2026, 07:04 AMTrying to keep fans in the stands...
https://x.com/fauathletics/status/2112586413426540733?s=46
That's going to end well.
Arkansas should do something like that.
Beer pregame
Jack by the 3rd quarter
Coke by the 4th.
Seppuku sometime around Trey's Walk 'N Talk
Flashbacks.. .
https://x.com/chapelfowler/status/2112945139928932368 (https://x.com/chapelfowler/status/2112945139928932368)
"Our players just suck"
I bet he's only got about a third of that awesome offense even installed yet. :D
If you don't have speed you are chasing it...a wise man once said. However he may have been referring to the drug and not athletes.
https://x.com/LiftingCoug/status/2112710723843584171?s=20
Um, that's, racist?
Quote from: Barton Fink on Oct 21, 2026, 05:22 PMFlashbacks.. .
https://x.com/chapelfowler/status/2112945139928932368 (https://x.com/chapelfowler/status/2112945139928932368)
jesus club dub has aged this motherfucker.
Quote from: Barton Fink on Oct 20, 2026, 08:58 PMI don't see what the problem is. He got a day to watch football and she got a break from cooking and cleaning.
Hero
https://x.com/mrwtffacts/status/2112570807486447980 (https://x.com/mrwtffacts/status/2112570807486447980)
Where are they going to put his statue?
Guy should have his picture hung in every bar in the city. Should never have to buy another beer again.
Quote from: animal on Oct 21, 2026, 06:57 PMhttps://x.com/LiftingCoug/status/2112710723843584171?s=20
Holy shit. Pack it in boys and girls, that's game over.
Quote from: animal on Oct 21, 2026, 06:57 PMhttps://x.com/LiftingCoug/status/2112710723843584171?s=20
That's hilarious
Seeing how Jesus was the Umpire and Back Judge, he would never miss a call, but some of you guys still wouldn't be happy with him. ;D
App State - JMU has entertained. Singleton leads a comeback.
Quote from: Pig on Oct 22, 2026, 09:19 PMApp State - JMU has entertained. Singleton leads a comeback.
JMU is about to learn what Florida State did the hard way. The dog shit curse is real.
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1CHkUiE2Gq/IMG_8093.jpeg
https://x.com/bufordlee146788/status/2113677458884997369?s=46
Arch will probably be at ole Miss next year.
Sark is going to see a mass exodus if he isn't fired. His buyout is $51 million!
Lol fix is in for LSU
Malachi Toney is an absolute freak.
Michigan is not good
College teams are so up and down. After beating Georgia, Auburn was due for a butt kicking, and LSU is just the team to do it.
Meanwhile the Pillow Fight Championship is on ESPNNews
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Oct 24, 2026, 12:42 PMCollege teams are so up and down. After beating Georgia, Auburn was due for a butt kicking, and LSU is just the team to do it.
Of course, under this analysis, since we won our SEC Game of the Year last week, and Mizzou got their butt kicked royally, and we both have today off, the stars line up for them kicking our butts next weekend.
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Oct 24, 2026, 12:50 PMOf course, under this analysis, since we won our SEC Game of the Year last week, and Mizzou got their butt kicked royally, and we both have today off, the stars line up for them kicking our butts next weekend.
So let it be written, so let it be done.
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Oct 24, 2026, 12:50 PMOf course, under this analysis, since we won our SEC Game of the Year last week, and Mizzou got their butt kicked royally, and we both have today off, the stars line up for them kicking our butts next weekend.
Their defense is going to shut us down so hard Drink is going to try to come up with a gay name for it. The Babysitters.
Cincy taking Texas Tech to the woodshed
Lane looks locked in this week while auburn looks hungover
Michigan is so offensively challenged
Texas tech looks to have woken up
6-3 with 2:23 left in the 3rd is so on brand for the big 10. Indy at meatchicken
SMU has decided to quit sucking around vs cal
The Indian hires finally catch up to Google? YoutubeTV is down, Youtube is down, looks like everything connected to them is currently broken.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 24, 2026, 01:42 PMThe Indian hires finally catch up to Google? YoutubeTV is down, Youtube is down, looks like everything connected to them is currently broken.
I am on YoutubeTV right now.
https://x.com/nowheresooner33/status/2114015800155648452?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
This is worth the trip to auburn to see live
https://x.com/auburnfootball/status/2114022288152813590?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Michigan driving on Indiana late
Quote from: DrMongoose on Oct 24, 2026, 01:47 PMThis is worth the trip to auburn to see live
https://x.com/auburnfootball/status/2114022288152813590?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
That was clearly the highlight of Auburn's day.
If Michigan scores here in OT, Shirley they'll go for 2 and the win.
Good defense?
Bad offense?
All Of The Above?
Quote from: DrMongoose on Oct 24, 2026, 01:32 PMLane looks locked in this week while auburn looks hungover
Michigan is so offensively challenged
Texas tech looks to have woken up
6-3 with 2:23 left in the 3rd is so on brand for the big 10. Indy at meatchicken
SMU has decided to quit sucking around vs cal
SMU is pretty good. They play in front of no one though. Very sparse crowd.
SC-E jumping in front of Tennessee 14-0. Beamer doing work on his job.
Who's watching the BYU-UCF traditional rivalry?
Such a storied history.
Looks like Bama about to go up 14 - 0 on the Faggies off of back to back pics.
Reed looks to be pulled.
Aggie offense is a cesspool
Quote from: HogOfWar on Oct 24, 2026, 03:03 PMLooks like Bama about to go up 14 - 0 on the Faggies off of back to back pics.
Reed looks to be pulled.
The Kodak moment didn't pay off. Leigh Tiffin missed another field goal.
We should have beaten Tenner and Aggie
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Oct 24, 2026, 03:05 PMThe Kodak moment didn't pay off. Leigh Tiffin missed another field goal.
Sigh
Quote from: Hogfan58 on Oct 24, 2026, 03:12 PMWe should have beaten Tenner and Aggie
We should replace Woo Pig Sooie with "Bro I almost had you".
We'll almost have SC too, if we're lucky.
If Aggy somehow beats Alabama do we claim a quality loss?
Sellers just blew a wide open TD with an epic horrible throw
OU moo state is a hard watch big 10 style rock fight
SC is laying some hits on shallow passes. They may create murders against our screen offense.
We're 27 plays away Chuck
Quote from: Hogfan58 on Oct 24, 2026, 03:12 PMWe should have beaten Tenner and Aggie
We should have beaten Tennessee.
A&M murderdeathed us, we shouldn't have beaten Fayetteville High School that night.
Sellers is ass now. Like, more ass than he already was.
Dave Doeren? More like Dave Coach No Moren.
Fired after losing to traditional ACC power Stanford.
4th & 1. Aggie fumbles. Leads to Bama TD
2nd and 9, Reed runs backwards 10 yards and then tackles himself.
amazing that elko thought that guy was the answer. wonder how much he got paid to come back.
Aggie is letting go of the rope.
https://x.com/danharralson/status/1858190885655134490?s=46
3td's called back today.
I think the SEC requires all officials to fail an IQ test as part of the interviews.
Tenn. loses 4 on 4th and 1. Cocks still alive.
I like the strategy by Frost to go for the TD on 4th and inches. You score 7 or they have to go a lot farther to kick a winning field goal.
We know what Silverfluke would've done.
What a run by Sellers
Beamer with no balls. Go for two!
Cocktoberfest
Seller's wrist was down. Dj Williams was called down for that.
2 picky penalties against Tenner then they fumble. Cocks have a chance.
Lol wasting the last timeout to challenge that.
Bad play calling by Briles
Need a FG, Briles wastes a 2nd and 10 play for a deep shot to the end zone.
Cocks win. Sorry Zorak
Strength of schedule is overrated
SC tried to Arkansas that but they failed to suck.
I am rooting for all the SEC teams to lose at least 2 so we can hear how all their schedules are so, so hard to justify 5 in the playoffs.
This is the last year they won't have at least 8.
I split today:
Tech allowed BC to score more than they have in any game since 2000 - they probably get to start over again.
but
Minnesota has Floyd of Rosedale, Paul Bunyan's Axe, and the Little Brown Jug all at the same time!
That was some SEC-level protection of BYU by the Big 12 at the end of regulation.
Maybe if they'd ripped the guy's entire head off they wouldn't pick up the flag?
Quote from: Ray Zorback on Oct 24, 2026, 06:02 PMSeller's wrist was down. Dj Williams was called down for that.
There's been so many "anomalies" with calls that have gone against Arkansas I've lost count.
And welcome to page 100.
Tennessee got screwed on flags down the stretch. And yes...Sellers was down at the one.
I'm really hoping BYU gets beat. Nothing would give me more joy than those soaker people get fucked
This is a barn burner. I hope BYU gets beat
Tenn beats Bama and loses to unranked SC.
BYU beats Notre Dame and loses to unranked UCF.
College football teams are cyclical.
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Oct 24, 2026, 06:42 PMTenn beats Bama and loses to unranked SC.
BYU beats Notre Dame and loses to unranked UCF.
College football teams are cyclical.
Now let's see Ole Miss lose to Texas (spit).
I have complete confidence that Arkansas is going to hold serve tonight
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Oct 24, 2026, 06:42 PMCollege football teams are cyclical.
and the cycle averages about 2.5 weeks
I wish either of my teams could achieve a cycle.
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Oct 24, 2026, 06:47 PMNow let's see Ole Miss lose to Texas (spit).
Fuck Texass. (And Ole Miss, but fuck Texass more.)
BYU loses lol
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Oct 24, 2026, 06:47 PMNow let's see Ole Miss lose to Texas (spit).
I hate Ole Miss, but not nearly as much as I do those assholes from Austin.
Quote from: egregious on Oct 24, 2026, 06:14 PMSC tried to Arkansas that but they failed to suck.
I am rooting for all the SEC teams to lose at least 2 so we can hear how all their schedules are so, so hard to justify 5 in the playoffs.
This is the last year they won't have at least 8.
My dream is for all of them to have 3+ losses and only the champ getting in.
Vandy 10-0 over Kentucky in the 2nd.
College football teams are cyc....ah hell you know what I'm going to say.
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Oct 24, 2026, 07:09 PMMy dream is for all of them to have 3+ losses and only the champ getting in.
Which is why I want Ole Miss to lose tonight.
Certainly don't want Texas to win.
Lol that Golding defense is making Arch the Heisman front runner tonight
Ole Miss is going to get blown out
that last td manning was actually a pretty good pass.
ole miss has 60 yards of offense.
The refs are starting to make this unwatchable
Quote from: vegashog on Oct 24, 2026, 07:49 PMthat last td manning was actually a pretty good pass.
ole miss has 60 yards of offense.
Deep shot to Wingo? Yeah, the uncles can't say he was adopted after that.
Ole miss looks like Ass.
It is like no team can look good two weeks in a row at this point of the season.
I guess sark's evaluations paid off sadly
What is up with Vanderbilt ? Looked like ass last week
Well so much for Vanderbilt.
And so much for Ole Piss.
Oh man Bobby dialed up a perfect td pass and the wide open man dropped. No one around him for ten yards and he just dropped it
Yeah, I wonder what could be the cause of all this inconsistent play.
You'd think there's a lack of continuity on all these teams or something.
Quote from: bigpig on Oct 24, 2026, 08:31 PMOh man Bobby dialed up a perfect td pass and the wide open man dropped. No one around him for ten yards and he just dropped it
The most consistent thing about NC's offense this year. Either the QB doesn't throw to the open man, or the open man catches it. They've got a stud TE but that's about it.
Here comes Ole Miss.
Clemson looks like they're about to go down.
Beautiful drive down the field, and then UNC's QB pulls off back to back plays that look like he's never thrown a ball before. Settled for a FG.
Lol Clemson's QB stats - 20/26, 153 yds, 5.9 avg, 0 TD
Still only 2 passing TD's for the season.
I will never be sad to see Chad Morris lose.
That Aggie grad only took our job to parlay it into the A&M job as soon as it came open.
Of course he sucked so bad here he made that impossible. A classic Aggie move.
'Cuse gets down the field, ties it up with a TD, and misses the go-ahead PAT.
Ole Miss on the move. If they come back the meltdown in Austin will be epic
UNC's QB throws it away on back to back plays on their final drive, burning almost no time off the clock. 4th and 3 with 59 seconds to go, and maybe in FG range with a really strong tailwind. Lol on 4th and 3 he ignores two crossing receivers and scrambles for nothing.
Regarding the Ole Miss game - Boom.
I cannot believe Ole Miss has come back to tie this game. It was a rout. I guess kind of a mirror image of that Texas Ohio State game.
Every Texas game seems to be the same, with a massive lead that doesn't last.
There's the Manning INT
Did JFB call for a punt on first down?
Nice one, Arch.
I wonder how many turnovers and losses it's going to take to get Manning out of Heisman contention. I figure he's still on the podium right now.
Jordon Hudson's boyfriend going to overtime in Chapel Hill.
ACC refs call forward progress two yards behind where the runner finally stopped going forward. That was some bullshit and the dumbass coach didn't tell them to look twice.
Sark finally figured out their best offense is not to let Manning pass.
As close as can be in Chapel Hill. Syracuse with the two to win, except they are reviewing it. It kind of looks like he didn't get in, but I don't know how you can overturn that.
It's 2026, how is there still not a camera down the gaol line? Syracuse is winning because of a bad on-field call, that there is no camera angle to confirm or correct.
Cuse in OT!
https://x.com/cusefootball/status/2114191893152059503?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
What a story - https://x.com/thesportsontap/status/2114005241511162092?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 24, 2026, 10:06 PMIt's 2026, how is there still not a camera down the gaol line? Syracuse is winning because of a bad on-field call, that there is no camera angle to confirm or correct.
"We have no view down the line."
That is crazy.
Texas about to run Ole Miss into the crappy turf.
RB for Texas is really good.
OMG Ole Miss got the onsides.
Let's have overtime.
Oh boy. Lol two Texas players dropped the onside.
:D #TexasSoft
LOLOLOLOL Miss.
With time left Texas was begging Ole Miss to throw an out to the left side and get 10-15 yards before the last play.
Texas put on a masterclass on how to lose a game and Ole Miss couldn't take advantage.
https://x.com/michaelwbratton/status/2114190033557045284?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
These will never stop.
https://x.com/therandomsec/status/2114217937829756959?s=46
Quote from: Ray Zorback on Oct 24, 2026, 06:13 PMCocks win. Sorry Zorak
Thanks. Too many mistakes.
And while we are diving into conspiracies:IMG_5687.png
https://x.com/bussinwtb/status/2114209268446687286?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Black sunday
https://x.com/on3/status/2114396626424840441?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
https://x.com/on3/status/2114381453072994305?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
https://x.com/petenakos/status/2114392773159977316?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
And finally in the well, duh, captain obvious department..
https://x.com/chapelfowler/status/2114199689524318231?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Quote from: DrMongoose on Oct 25, 2026, 01:52 PMBlack sunday
https://x.com/on3/status/2114396626424840441?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
https://x.com/on3/status/2114381453072994305?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
https://x.com/petenakos/status/2114392773159977316?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
And finally in the well, duh, captain obvious department..
https://x.com/chapelfowler/status/2114199689524318231?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Maybe they don't have any left lanes in South Carolina?
Just in time...
https://x.com/coachdrinkwitz/status/2114459257147990253?s=46
Quote from: Loma on Today at 06:24 AMJust in time...
https://x.com/coachdrinkwitz/status/2114459257147990253?s=46
On brand; but Misery could trot the reanimated corpse of
Oliver Hardy out there and the results will be the same.
Thankfully he's not set to play until the Texas game. They'd planned for him to have a 2-week ramp up after coming back.
Thankfully? I will forever remember the Bielema era Georgia game where Todd Gurley was out, and we were all happy about that. Only ti have Nick Chubb run all over our asses.
We are the kings of making not just backup QBs, but backup RBs, All-Americans.
The curse of Roland Sales?
chubb was actually the higher rated recruit and was expected to have the career he had. he didn't come out of nowhere.
Missouri could have a guy in a wheel chair make a hundred off us.
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Today at 09:32 AMThankfully? I will forever remember the Bielema era Georgia game where Todd Gurley was out, and we were all happy about that. Only ti have Nick Chubb run all over our asses.
We are the kings of making not just backup QBs, but backup RBs, All-Americans.
The curse of Roland Sales?
The backup RB, Jamal Roberts, has been the starter all year for Missouri. He's run for almost 900 yards in 7 games. He's no slouch, and Missouri hasn't even missed Hardy this year because Roberts hasn't skipped a beat for them.
Quote from: woodhog14 on Today at 12:25 PMThe backup RB, Jamal Roberts, has been the starter all year for Missouri. He's run for almost 900 yards in 7 games. He's no slouch, and Missouri hasn't even missed Hardy this year because Roberts hasn't skipped a beat for them.
Yeah this is like a reverse Uno card situation. Mizzou already has the backup, and he's already good.
The overarching point being it doesn't matter. Whoever they trot out there will run circles around us.
We knew it was bad, but... dang
https://x.com/4thQuarterCFB00/status/2114785805256610246?s=20
Here's another wild statistical improbability:
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