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Title: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: jdcatty on Sep 05, 2026, 09:10 AM
So who you got?
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Pig Benis on Sep 05, 2026, 10:26 AM
Baylor +7.5
Pokes -13.5
Ole Miss -6.5

Looking for more. Probably Clemson under.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: CardHog on Sep 05, 2026, 10:29 AM
I've got Baylor and Ole Miss as well.

Also,  Houston-20.5
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: HughJasole on Sep 05, 2026, 10:58 AM
Pokes -13.5
Memphis -10.5
Clemson +10.5
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Pig Benis on Sep 05, 2026, 11:08 AM
Quote from: CardHog on Sep 05, 2026, 10:29 AMI've got Baylor and Ole Miss as well.

Also,  Houston-20.5

I added Houston -21 and Bama -28. Discipline is lacking today.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: BASS on Sep 05, 2026, 11:45 AM
Quote from: CardHog on Sep 05, 2026, 10:29 AMI've got Baylor and Ole Miss as well.

Also,  Houston-20.5

That Houston bet not looking so good right now
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: CardHog on Sep 05, 2026, 01:44 PM
Quote from: BASS on Sep 05, 2026, 11:45 AMThat Houston bet not looking so good right now

Thanks for the heads up, I just finished up 18 so haven't been watching.  Looks like 2nd half just started and its 19-7??   ::)
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: BASS on Sep 05, 2026, 01:53 PM
Quote from: CardHog on Sep 05, 2026, 01:44 PMThanks for the heads up, I just finished up 18 so haven't been watching.  Looks like 2nd half just started and its 19-7??   ::)

It was 9-7 end of the first. Houston didn't look like a team that belonged in the top 25 at the time.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Boarat on Sep 05, 2026, 05:39 PM
Bama -28.5 was easy money. Georgia easy money to cover. Auburn Baylor under. I'm on fire today.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Pig Benis on Sep 05, 2026, 08:07 PM
Quote from: Boarat on Sep 05, 2026, 05:39 PMBama -28.5 was easy money. Georgia easy money to cover. Auburn Baylor under. I'm on fire today.

They're all easy after the fact. Way to chime in with your bona fide locks.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Boarat on Sep 05, 2026, 08:32 PM
Quote from: Pig Benis on Sep 05, 2026, 08:07 PMThey're all easy after the fact. Way to chime in with your bona fide locks.
Yeah. It's a holiday lake weekend and I'm not a loser that checks the board 24/7 for the betting thread.

I also need Memphis -10.5 for another $20k.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: rzrbkfan69 on Sep 05, 2026, 08:35 PM
Quote from: Boarat on Sep 05, 2026, 08:32 PMYeah. It's a holiday lake weekend and I'm not a loser that checks the board 24/7 for the betting thread.

I also need Memphis -10.5 for another $20k.

 ::)
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Pig Benis on Sep 05, 2026, 09:33 PM
Quote from: Boarat on Sep 05, 2026, 08:32 PMYeah. It's a holiday lake weekend and I'm not a loser that checks the board 24/7 for the betting thread.

I also need Memphis -10.5 for another $20k.

No, you wait and check the board later to lie. Go back to your dinghy, pussy.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: rzrbkfan69 on Sep 06, 2026, 08:59 AM
Guys, I went 12-0 on my picks yesterday.

Won a smooth 200K. I'm the best gambler alive.

I'll give you my locks for today's games tomorrow morning. Follow me for more locks of the century in the coming weeks!
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: gorillawarfare on Sep 06, 2026, 09:25 AM
Quote from: rzrbkfan69 on Sep 06, 2026, 08:59 AMGuys, I went 12-0 on my picks yesterday.

Won a smooth 200K. I'm the best gambler alive.

I'll give you my locks for today's games tomorrow morning. Follow me for more locks of the century in the coming weeks!
You're not going to believe this but I went 15-0 and won $225k.   I picked all those games right and I too will share my winning picks from today tomorrow.   
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 06, 2026, 09:34 AM
When it comes to gambling, I always win because I follow the strategy of the computer from War Games.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Boarat on Sep 06, 2026, 10:04 AM
Ole Miss over 54.5
ND du Lac over 46.5
Wazzu +23.5 and over 51.5

$1k four leg pays $15k
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: CardHog on Sep 06, 2026, 01:43 PM
Washington -23.5
Ole Miss -6.5
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Hognrock on Sep 06, 2026, 02:50 PM
On the 4th leg of a $20 4-leg parlay (I'm one of the poors). The 1st 3 hit yesterday (Mem -10.5, Clem Under, and LSU -10). I feel dirty but I need Ole Piss to cover 7. I'll gargle with listerine and run buck naked thru a car wash after pulling for them tonight.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 06, 2026, 04:59 PM
Quote from: gorillawarfare on Sep 06, 2026, 09:25 AMYou're not going to believe this but I went 15-0 and won $225k.  I picked all those games right and I too will share my winning picks from today tomorrow. 
Be a balla shot calla and roll those winnings into SpaceX or Tesla.  Thank me later. 
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: DirkPiggler on Sep 09, 2026, 08:58 AM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 06, 2026, 04:59 PMBe a balla shot calla and roll those winnings into SpaceX or Tesla.  Thank me later.

Those stocks are going to tank once Elon gets put in prison for fraud. 

It's like you don't read the board or something.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 09, 2026, 09:05 AM
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Sep 09, 2026, 08:58 AMThose stocks are going to tank once Elon gets put in prison for fraud. 

It's like you don't read the board or something.
Roll all your money into those stocks and then immediatly short them.  You're welcome...