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Title: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: jdcatty on Sep 05, 2026, 09:10 AM
So who you got?
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Pig Benis on Sep 05, 2026, 10:26 AM
Baylor +7.5
Pokes -13.5
Ole Miss -6.5

Looking for more. Probably Clemson under.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: CardHog on Sep 05, 2026, 10:29 AM
I've got Baylor and Ole Miss as well.

Also,  Houston-20.5
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: HughJasole on Sep 05, 2026, 10:58 AM
Pokes -13.5
Memphis -10.5
Clemson +10.5
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Pig Benis on Sep 05, 2026, 11:08 AM
Quote from: CardHog on Sep 05, 2026, 10:29 AMI've got Baylor and Ole Miss as well.

Also,  Houston-20.5

I added Houston -21 and Bama -28. Discipline is lacking today.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: BASS on Sep 05, 2026, 11:45 AM
Quote from: CardHog on Sep 05, 2026, 10:29 AMI've got Baylor and Ole Miss as well.

Also,  Houston-20.5

That Houston bet not looking so good right now
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: CardHog on Sep 05, 2026, 01:44 PM
Quote from: BASS on Sep 05, 2026, 11:45 AMThat Houston bet not looking so good right now

Thanks for the heads up, I just finished up 18 so haven't been watching.  Looks like 2nd half just started and its 19-7??   ::)
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: BASS on Sep 05, 2026, 01:53 PM
Quote from: CardHog on Sep 05, 2026, 01:44 PMThanks for the heads up, I just finished up 18 so haven't been watching.  Looks like 2nd half just started and its 19-7??   ::)

It was 9-7 end of the first. Houston didn't look like a team that belonged in the top 25 at the time.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Boarat on Sep 05, 2026, 05:39 PM
Bama -28.5 was easy money. Georgia easy money to cover. Auburn Baylor under. I'm on fire today.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Pig Benis on Sep 05, 2026, 08:07 PM
Quote from: Boarat on Sep 05, 2026, 05:39 PMBama -28.5 was easy money. Georgia easy money to cover. Auburn Baylor under. I'm on fire today.

They're all easy after the fact. Way to chime in with your bona fide locks.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Boarat on Sep 05, 2026, 08:32 PM
Quote from: Pig Benis on Sep 05, 2026, 08:07 PMThey're all easy after the fact. Way to chime in with your bona fide locks.
Yeah. It's a holiday lake weekend and I'm not a loser that checks the board 24/7 for the betting thread.

I also need Memphis -10.5 for another $20k.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: rzrbkfan69 on Sep 05, 2026, 08:35 PM
Quote from: Boarat on Sep 05, 2026, 08:32 PMYeah. It's a holiday lake weekend and I'm not a loser that checks the board 24/7 for the betting thread.

I also need Memphis -10.5 for another $20k.

 ::)
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Pig Benis on Sep 05, 2026, 09:33 PM
Quote from: Boarat on Sep 05, 2026, 08:32 PMYeah. It's a holiday lake weekend and I'm not a loser that checks the board 24/7 for the betting thread.

I also need Memphis -10.5 for another $20k.

No, you wait and check the board later to lie. Go back to your dinghy, pussy.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: rzrbkfan69 on Sep 06, 2026, 08:59 AM
Guys, I went 12-0 on my picks yesterday.

Won a smooth 200K. I'm the best gambler alive.

I'll give you my locks for today's games tomorrow morning. Follow me for more locks of the century in the coming weeks!
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: gorillawarfare on Sep 06, 2026, 09:25 AM
Quote from: rzrbkfan69 on Sep 06, 2026, 08:59 AMGuys, I went 12-0 on my picks yesterday.

Won a smooth 200K. I'm the best gambler alive.

I'll give you my locks for today's games tomorrow morning. Follow me for more locks of the century in the coming weeks!
You're not going to believe this but I went 15-0 and won $225k.   I picked all those games right and I too will share my winning picks from today tomorrow.   
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 06, 2026, 09:34 AM
When it comes to gambling, I always win because I follow the strategy of the computer from War Games.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Boarat on Sep 06, 2026, 10:04 AM
Ole Miss over 54.5
ND du Lac over 46.5
Wazzu +23.5 and over 51.5

$1k four leg pays $15k
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: CardHog on Sep 06, 2026, 01:43 PM
Washington -23.5
Ole Miss -6.5
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Hognrock on Sep 06, 2026, 02:50 PM
On the 4th leg of a $20 4-leg parlay (I'm one of the poors). The 1st 3 hit yesterday (Mem -10.5, Clem Under, and LSU -10). I feel dirty but I need Ole Piss to cover 7. I'll gargle with listerine and run buck naked thru a car wash after pulling for them tonight.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 06, 2026, 04:59 PM
Quote from: gorillawarfare on Sep 06, 2026, 09:25 AMYou're not going to believe this but I went 15-0 and won $225k.  I picked all those games right and I too will share my winning picks from today tomorrow. 
Be a balla shot calla and roll those winnings into SpaceX or Tesla.  Thank me later. 
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: DirkPiggler on Sep 09, 2026, 08:58 AM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 06, 2026, 04:59 PMBe a balla shot calla and roll those winnings into SpaceX or Tesla.  Thank me later.

Those stocks are going to tank once Elon gets put in prison for fraud. 

It's like you don't read the board or something.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 09, 2026, 09:05 AM
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Sep 09, 2026, 08:58 AMThose stocks are going to tank once Elon gets put in prison for fraud. 

It's like you don't read the board or something.
Roll all your money into those stocks and then immediatly short them.  You're welcome...
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Cornhogio on Sep 12, 2026, 10:22 AM
In case any of you are looking for a new site at which to place your bets.  Sydney has an idea.

https://youtu.be/bp0T184hVY0?si=7Tbf5kNL2i6qW8j7
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Boarat on Sep 12, 2026, 11:12 AM
ASU +14.5
OU -4.5
Miss State ML
Tennessee -11.5
Hogs +12.5
Georgia -40.5
tOSU +2.5
LSU -35.5
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 12, 2026, 11:30 AM
Quote from: Cornhogio on Sep 12, 2026, 10:22 AMIn case any of you are looking for a new site at which to place your bets.  Sydney has an idea.

https://youtu.be/bp0T184hVY0?si=7Tbf5kNL2i6qW8j7

Where do I donate.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Cornhogio on Sep 12, 2026, 11:53 AM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 12, 2026, 11:30 AMWhere do I donate.

I'd kick in a few bucks if she'd move some of that sports gear.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: BASS on Sep 12, 2026, 11:57 AM
Quote from: Cornhogio on Sep 12, 2026, 10:22 AMIn case any of you are looking for a new site at which to place your bets.  Sydney has an idea.

https://youtu.be/bp0T184hVY0?si=7Tbf5kNL2i6qW8j7

Great googly moogly
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Pig Benis on Sep 12, 2026, 12:06 PM
OU -5  :thumbdown:
ODU +20
Miss St pk
Horns -1
Soakers -12.5
Iowa -14
Bama o49
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Hognrock on Sep 12, 2026, 12:26 PM


Early game parlay
UGA -40.5
OREGON -23.5
BYU - 7

KY +10
LSU/La Tech Over 56
Utah -12.5
Cal State Sac/Fresno St U44.5
OU
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 12, 2026, 12:27 PM
Quote from: Cornhogio on Sep 12, 2026, 11:53 AMI'd kick in a few bucks if she'd move some of that sports gear.

I wasn't talking about money.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Boarat on Sep 12, 2026, 12:28 PM
God damnit dillingham
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Borenutz on Sep 12, 2026, 04:27 PM
Boise State -9.5
Utah +12.5
LSU -35.5
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 12, 2026, 04:52 PM
Quote from: Borenutz on Sep 12, 2026, 04:27 PMBoise State -9.5
Utah +12.5
LSU -35.5

Utah -12.5?
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Borenutz on Sep 12, 2026, 04:59 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 12, 2026, 04:52 PMUtah -12.5?

Whoops. Yes.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Boarat on Sep 12, 2026, 05:55 PM
I had absolute paper hands on a 5 leg and cashed out worried about BYU.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Boarat on Sep 14, 2026, 08:39 AM
Georgia only -24.5.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Pig Benis on Sep 14, 2026, 10:04 AM
I laid the 24 yesterday. I'm seeing 25.5 now.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Jostlyn mcCocksack on Sep 14, 2026, 06:26 PM
I am off to a shitty start...absolutely no reason to bet week zero or one, and yet i did..it has gotten so much more challenging..the thing to do is bet heavy favorites..they are smashing the non power four school, and FCS schools....

I somehow managed .500 this week...
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Third_down_draw on Sep 14, 2026, 08:32 PM
I don't think I have ever bet on a hog  game outside buying squares on a board. I am tempted to pay for a vacation or threeve on this game.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: BASS on Sep 14, 2026, 10:54 PM
In my shitty being experienced, every time I think there is a sure fire guarandamntee lock, I'm wrong. So, is I out money on this game, we'll some how magically cover. But I'm not going to put money in the game. So all you fuckers take Georgia and the points.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Gambler on Sep 15, 2026, 09:09 PM
I had a 4 leg parlay that was doing good until Detroit lost a 21 point lead. Hogs +24.5 looks like a gift.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Boarat on Sep 16, 2026, 11:31 AM
I took USC -23.5 Tennessee -35.5 and Mississippi State +3.5.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Pig Benis on Sep 19, 2026, 10:47 AM
UGA -14.5 1H
UGA -24
FL -2
Miss St +4
Ole Miss +3
Ole Miss +120
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: CardHog on Sep 19, 2026, 01:02 PM
UNC +3.5
Ole Miss +3
Miss State ML
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Boarat on Sep 19, 2026, 10:27 PM
Quote from: CardHog on Sep 19, 2026, 01:02 PMUNC +3.5
Ole Miss +3
Miss State ML

Bobby's typical second half collapse absolutely fucked me.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: HughJasole on Sep 20, 2026, 12:08 AM
Quote from: Boarat on Sep 19, 2026, 10:27 PMBobby's typical second half collapse absolutely fucked me.

Two field goals in eight FBS quarters this season. Only 20 second half points total in three games.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Pig Benis on Sep 20, 2026, 10:22 AM
Good day yesterday. Let's try not to give it all back.

Cowboys -4
Eagles u39.5
Bears u48
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: CardHog on Sep 20, 2026, 11:55 AM
Cleveland Browns??  Hell Yeah!  +8.5

Jets +3.5

Broncos -2.5
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Feral on Sep 20, 2026, 01:49 PM
Hammered Georgia -24.5 yesterday.

Took Steelers +6.5 today. Not feeling as great about that. Pittsburgh's offense is horrid.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: jdcatty on Sep 20, 2026, 05:30 PM
Ashamed of myself.  Don't know what I was thinking.  Had the fucking Aggies winning in two of my bets yesterday. Knew better.

I will never again:

Bet on the fucking aggies to win, whether Moneyline or point spread. 

I promise myself.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: CardHog on Sep 20, 2026, 07:08 PM
Quote from: CardHog on Sep 20, 2026, 11:55 AMCleveland Browns??  Hell Yeah!  +8.5

Jets +3.5

Broncos -2.5

Hmm, had a similar Sunday last week.  I usually do ok on Saturday only to lose it on Sunday and now the exact opposite is happening.  I feel I should place a bet on tonights game even though I haven't a clue.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: CardHog on Sep 20, 2026, 07:23 PM
Quote from: CardHog on Sep 20, 2026, 11:55 AMCleveland Browns??  Hell Yeah!  +8.5

Jets +3.5

Broncos -2.5

Over 45.5
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Feral on Sep 22, 2026, 05:32 AM
Quote from: Pig Benis on Sep 19, 2026, 10:47 AMUGA -14.5 1H
UGA -24
FL -2
Miss St +4
Ole Miss +3
Ole Miss +120

Damn. Please tell me you had those in a parlay.

You got tomorrow's lotto numbers too?
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Pig Benis on Sep 22, 2026, 10:03 AM
Quote from: Feral on Sep 22, 2026, 05:32 AMDamn. Please tell me you had those in a parlay.

You got tomorrow's lotto numbers too?

Just straight wagers but the rare perfect day. I should be getting struck by lightning shortly.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: CardHog on Sep 26, 2026, 04:40 PM
Miss State =4.5
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Feral on Sep 26, 2026, 06:30 PM
Had Iowa +4.5.

That last play was a thing of beauty.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: CardHog on Sep 27, 2026, 11:03 AM
Chargers +7.5
Lions over 48.5
Saints -3
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: CardHog on Oct 01, 2026, 05:51 PM
Thursday Night

Tulsa +3.5
W. Kentucky over 55.5
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: CardHog on Oct 03, 2026, 10:52 AM
Florida/Mizzou over 57.5
Florida -5.5
Iowa +14.5
UNC/ND over 46.5
Arkansas +14.5
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Boarat on Oct 03, 2026, 11:54 AM
I like the Hogs to cover too. Eeks.

Cornell by 7.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Pig Benis on Oct 03, 2026, 11:57 AM
Memphis -20.5
FL -5
Leaning Hogs under 51
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: BASS on Oct 03, 2026, 12:10 PM
Quote from: Boarat on Oct 03, 2026, 11:54 AMCornell by 7.

Iswydt
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Pig Benis on Oct 03, 2026, 05:49 PM
FL may be a loser. Good lord.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: BleedinRed on Oct 03, 2026, 08:19 PM
I hope no one took Arkansas.  
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Pig Benis on Oct 04, 2026, 09:34 AM
SF -2.5
AZ -2.5
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: CardHog on Oct 04, 2026, 12:02 PM
Rams -3.5
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: CardHog on Oct 04, 2026, 03:12 PM
parlay Broncos +3.5 and Vegas +4.5
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: woodhog14 on Oct 09, 2026, 03:46 PM
Here's what I took this weekend:

Tennessee -13.5
Mizzou -3.5
Louisville -3.5
Georgia ML
Texas -2.5
Ole Miss -10.5
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: CardHog on Oct 09, 2026, 05:24 PM
Friday Night

Florida State TT over 27.5
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Feral on Oct 10, 2026, 10:35 AM
Tennessee -13.5
Ole Miss -9.5
North Carolina +4.5
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: HughJasole on Oct 10, 2026, 12:10 PM
I took
UNC +3.5
Mizzou -3.5
Under 48.5 in Indiana-Nebraska
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Oct 10, 2026, 12:11 PM
Quote from: HughJasole on Oct 10, 2026, 12:10 PMUnder 48.5 in Indiana-Nebraska

This one looking pretty safe so far. Kind of a lackluster shitty game.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Feral on Oct 10, 2026, 06:51 PM
Quote from: Feral on Oct 10, 2026, 10:35 AMTennessee -13.5
Ole Miss -9.5
North Carolina +4.5

I took UCLA +10.5 as well.

Hammered Tennessee ML when they were behind in the 3rd quarter.

All in all pretty good day.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Pig Benis on Oct 11, 2026, 08:22 AM
Nice. The Arkansas under continues to be the gift that keeps on giving.
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: CardHog on Oct 11, 2026, 07:21 PM
Ravens/Falcons over 43.5
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: CardHog on Oct 16, 2026, 06:08 PM
Memphis -6.5
Washington +3.5
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Pig Benis on Oct 17, 2026, 07:40 AM
Hogs u50
Horns u52.5
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Pig Benis on Oct 17, 2026, 08:15 AM
Ohio St -3
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: CardHog on Oct 17, 2026, 10:44 AM
Va Tech -8
Ohio State -2.5
UNC +3.5
West Virginia ML
Title: Re: Betting Fucksticks 2026
Post by: Trigger7672 on Oct 20, 2026, 07:41 AM
Razorback NBA prop for the first game of the season this afternoon.

Jordan Walsh over 5 points