They say you make the biggest improvement between game one and game two. I've heard that so many times in the past 15 years, because we usually suck on game one and Chuck and co. have to give me something to hold onto.
Whatever.
:><: - 17
Utah - 27
Shock the world.
21-20 Arkansas.
Utes: 35
Shoats: 10
Did you say "yutes"? 37
We suck 10
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Mormon Lite - 42
Squealers - 21
35-17
I'm not saying which team is on which side. I want to keep my options open to say I knew we would improve or to complain about firing Petrino.
49-10 Utah
Hogs - 13
Utes - 31
Hopefully I'm dyslexic and both of those scores should be flipped.
28-27 them
we find a way to grab defeat out of the jaws of victory, it's who we are
Utes- 35
Us'ins - 3
The Oline is not going to magically get stronger this weekend. They were getting mauled by an FCS defense.
Soakers- 31
Silverware- 6
Hogs 31
Utah 27
Friends on the inside 17
I could be a friend to you 48
45-8 Utes
A Bunch of Samoans On Their Line. 35
Lineman Eating a Bunch of Girl Scout Samoas. 17
Youtah - 38
Wesuck - 17
Us: 14
Them: 47
Our defense looked serviceable. I'll give them a score each quarter.
Utah 20
Us 13
Johnny Utah - 48
Sheriff Branford - 13
Wudn't no (Utah) 49 - (Arkansas) 10, Neal.
Quote from: flash23 on Sep 09, 2026, 05:28 PMWudn't no (Utah) 49 - (Arkansas) 10, Neal.
Fuckin Neal. That cock sucker.
I like how this is going. As of now I'm going to win by default.
Polygamists in weird underwear...35
Wesuckgamists ...17
Mormon/Paiute 31
Baker-Fancher 13
24-3
I will not see the end. 😴
The UofU - Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you!
The UofA - What?
Quote from: Loma on Sep 10, 2026, 08:16 AM24-3
I will not see the end. 😴
If I see the end, it means we did something good.
24-3 them
Am I really the only person who has picked us to win?
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Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 11, 2026, 10:31 AMAm I really the only person who has picked us to win?
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Well, no, and you weren't even the first.
Arkansas 17
Meadow Mountain Militia 52
Fuck it.
We see improvement to the tune of a 28-27 upset win.
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 09, 2026, 10:10 AMShock the world.
21-20 Arkansas.
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 11, 2026, 11:11 AMWell, no, and you weren't even the first.
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Quote from: rzrbkfan69 on Sep 11, 2026, 11:25 AMFuck it.
We see improvement to the tune of a 28-27 upset win.
I guess you can sit in the backseat.
I guess I'll go along for the ride. I'll be hog-tied and thrown in the back of the trunk, but there all the same.
17-14
A win is a win, but we still look like ass.
I've been that guy.... Predicting a close win against an opponent that overmatches us in every way.
It's never worked in my favor, and I always feel stupid for being so optimistic.
I mean lets just look at it like this...has the Hogs ever went to the west in anything semi meaningful and not pissed down it's leg? Outside of the men's basketball team beating Gonzaga and putting up a good fight against Dook I can't think of a time this program hasn't shit itself.
I liked this program better when we would play 3 cupcakes to start the season and then be completely blind sided by how unprepared we were for SEC play. EVERY YEAR.
Quote from: Hogworth Ballington III on Sep 11, 2026, 12:39 PMI guess I'll go along for the ride. I'll be hog-tied and thrown in the back of the trunk, but there all the same.
17-14
A win is a win, but we still look like ass.
I just upgraded us to a bus...
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It's fucking Friday
This weather sucks sweaty balls
Like our football team
Utes 41
Pigs 22
Lots of twitter traffic from Utah trying to convince their fans that Arkansas fans are running their mouths about their tiny stadium and no account program. LOL
Quote from: animal on Sep 11, 2026, 01:31 PMI mean lets just look at it like this...has the Hogs ever went to the west in anything semi meaningful and not pissed down it's leg? Outside of the men's basketball team beating Gonzaga and putting up a good fight against Dook I can't think of a time this program hasn't shit itself.
I liked this program better when we would play 3 cupcakes to start the season and then be completely blind sided by how unprepared we were for SEC play. EVERY YEAR.
For what it's worth, we did put an ass whooping on our opponent the last time we played in the state of Utah.
Got the favor returned at home the following year though.
Quote from: animal on Sep 11, 2026, 03:53 PMLots of twitter traffic from Utah trying to convince their fans that Arkansas fans are running their mouths about their tiny stadium and no account program. LOL
Have they gotten to the part where we constantly talk about how awful our team is and how we're going to get shitstomped by Utah and we cannot wait for basketball season.
Quote from: animal on Sep 11, 2026, 03:53 PMLots of twitter traffic from Utah trying to convince their fans that Arkansas fans are running their mouths about their tiny stadium and no account program. LOL
They do have a tiny stadium and no account program.
This makes it all the more embarrassing when they beat us by 3 tiddies
Quote from: rzrbkfan69 on Sep 11, 2026, 04:53 PMFor what it's worth, we did put an ass whooping on our opponent the last time we played in the state of Utah.
Got the favor returned at home the following year though.
I may have erased that one from the memory banks but beginning to remember KJ Jefferson...I believe pre-superman doing fairly well.
Quote from: Loma on Sep 10, 2026, 08:16 AM24-3
I will not see the end. 😴
No kidding. 10-whatever ET start. Of course, it'll probably be decided by 10:45 ET.
Herman Munster's Yutes 38
Herman's Ribs 13
Quote from: animal on Sep 11, 2026, 08:28 PMI may have erased that one from the memory banks but beginning to remember KJ Jefferson...I believe pre-superman doing fairly well.
Yes. BYU in Provo. Also, pre Rocket Sanders getting lazy and fat.
Hard to get a real feel for this game but:
Hogs 14
Utes 28
Unfortunately, I didn't see anything last week that gives me the least bit of hope.
Utah 49
Ark 14
Not drinking the kool aid, but not convinced Utah is all that either. They beat an Idaho team that lost the previous weekend to Cal Poly. They did their work though, while we did not. The offensive line looks big and experienced, so we'll know early on if they can knock us off the ball.
Like I said, not convinced. I'll sniff the kool aid and say we kept the playbook pretty closed last week, and just did enough to get the win, and some coaching opportunities as well.
Hogs - 31
Utes - 21
It's game day so time to be retardedly optimistic and say it'll be a 32-26 circus in which we're ahead when it's over.
48-17 Utes go in dry early and often.
Quote from: Rangerhog on Sep 09, 2026, 01:04 PM45-8 Utes
Winner winner chicken dinner! A total Delta of 4 points.