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Title: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BASS on Sep 11, 2026, 09:25 PM
Saturday night at 9:15 pm on ESPN in Salt Lake City.

Stock up on your Monster's and Red Bull's, this game won't be over until after midnight.

I unfortunately will not be able to watch live as I have a date with Miss Z. That's where my level of attention to this program is. I'll watch Sunday after the formula one Spanish Grand Prix.

Hopefully we see improvement, but there was so much wrong last week... It's too much to overcome, we suck.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: DRYANKNPULL on Sep 11, 2026, 09:35 PM
One small job. Jeebus.

9:15 at Rice-Eccles Stadium. How many wives do those two dudes have?
80 Fahrenheit at kick.
Hogs +12.5. 55.5 total.

Let's celebrate our 1969 loss tomorrow.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 11, 2026, 09:59 PM
If there's no improvement, it'll be an embarrassing loss.

If there's improvement, it'll be a normal loss.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: animal on Sep 12, 2026, 06:09 AM
On the road...we will be leading by 21 going into the 4th. The lead will be lost and it'll turn into a 9 overtime thriller that we'll still lose. 
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: egregious on Sep 12, 2026, 06:18 AM
These yutes are going to do one of those teen takeovers on us.

Half the yutes in Utah are on the Utah football team.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 12, 2026, 07:01 AM
I bet Silverfield never expected the amount of weight this game carries.

Only his second game in, but the way this is setting up, if we get destroyed his reception next week at home could be brutal.

Win or at least look respectable, and it will be different, but for a lot of reasons he has a lot shorter leash now than a first year coach typically gets.

That's why you better at least destroy the cupcakes in your first year.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 12, 2026, 08:01 AM
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 12, 2026, 07:01 AMI bet Silverfield never expected the amount of weight this game carries.

Only his second game in, but the way this is setting up, if we get destroyed his reception next week at home could be brutal.

Win or at least look respectable, and it will be different, but for a lot of reasons he has a lot shorter leash now than a first year coach typically gets.

That's why you better at least destroy the cupcakes in your first year.

Probably right. I think due to two individuals in particular (Nutt and Chad) what we want most of all is not a gap between the coach's words and the team's performance. Not that you can talk your way into eliminating all mistakes, but "we are going to focus on turnovers and win the turnover battle" followed by 3 TOs against a rent a win, ain't gonna cut it.

Hammer down left lane was just words. Champions of the Western Division was just words. Don't give us just words. Probably just shut up until there is something positive to talk about.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: CardHog on Sep 12, 2026, 08:04 AM
Yutes.jpg
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Spiderham on Sep 12, 2026, 08:06 AM
They have been game planning for this game most of the fall.  You don't plan for N Alabama.  You plan to handle your stuff in a game like that. (We didn't).
This game has been a deflection point in the schedule since they released the schedule.  Win or even lose a close one on the road, and it is a tough but reasonable year.  
Lose big and it is going to be a long season.  

I don't think we are talented enough (especially on the O line) to be very good this year and combined with a terrible schedule, winning half and getting to a bowl is one helluva coaching job.   Likely we win 3-4 games.  The verdict on the coaching staff is much like Petrino's first team.  Do we improve?  

We should have a pretty good idea what kind of year we are going to have by halftime.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BK on Sep 12, 2026, 03:29 PM
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 12, 2026, 07:01 AMThat's why you better at least destroy the cupcakes in your first year.

Bro; WE are the cupcake...
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: DrMongoose on Sep 12, 2026, 04:03 PM
Quote from: BK on Sep 12, 2026, 03:29 PMBro; WE are the cupcake...

Is that what the ICE reference is?

https://x.com/razorbackfb/status/2098154507163103655?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9AIMG_2787.jpeg
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BASS on Sep 12, 2026, 04:04 PM
Can't believe there hasn't been Keanu Reeves gif from point break posted yet

And apparently I'm retarded. There is a link posted below, but it's showing up blank.

(https://share.google/p2GOuGkzVlfnrl9JS)

Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: TC on Sep 12, 2026, 04:33 PM
https://tenor.com/t94s.gif (https://tenor.com/t94s.gif)

How do we post gifs?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: TC on Sep 12, 2026, 05:19 PM
utah.gif
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Loma on Sep 12, 2026, 08:08 PM
I'm chugging 7Brew energy drinks and practicing trying to stay in an upright position.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Guardrail on Sep 12, 2026, 08:11 PM
Man all day I was thinking 9:15 EASTERN, so it'll be 8:15 here. My son had to give me the bad news that's it's 9:15 kickoff here.
I'll make it just long enough to see it get out of hand.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 08:11 PM
Quote from: Loma on Sep 12, 2026, 08:08 PMI'm chugging 7Brew energy drinks and practicing trying to stay in an upright position.

We'll prop you up beside Sam's jukebox if you die
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: animal on Sep 12, 2026, 08:14 PM
I don't have ESPN and cannot bring myself to look for the Iranian bootleg feed for the game on Youtube. Also I'm probably going to bed before the tip gets put in. I mean kick off. 

Hey we may be better than expected. We looked like we spent 15 minutes preparing for North Bama so we'll just have to hope they did prepare for Utah. 
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 08:20 PM
Quote from: Guardrail on Sep 12, 2026, 08:11 PMMan all day I was thinking 9:15 EASTERN, so it'll be 8:15 here. My son had to give me the bad news that's it's 9:15 kickoff here.
I'll make it just long enough to see it get out of hand.
We just had this discussion in our house.  I've been waiting for 8:15 central all day long. 

I might not make church tomorrow.   
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Rocket City Hawg on Sep 12, 2026, 08:26 PM
Guessing we may start on ENews because UT-GT still has 11+ in the 3rd
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Hogfan58 on Sep 12, 2026, 08:33 PM
Quote from: Rocket City Hawg on Sep 12, 2026, 08:26 PMGuessing we may start on ENews because UT-GT still has 11+ in the 3rd

Have we ever had a game start on time on the scheduled network that wasn't at 11am?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 12, 2026, 08:48 PM
Did we lose yet?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: mde114 on Sep 12, 2026, 08:54 PM
Is the start time now 9:30?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: razor5396 on Sep 12, 2026, 08:54 PM
I am getting Arkansas-USC 2005 vibes
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: TC on Sep 12, 2026, 08:55 PM
Quote from: mde114 on Sep 12, 2026, 08:54 PMIs the start time now 9:30?

Yes, thankfully. Now no one will see it
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: mde114 on Sep 12, 2026, 08:56 PM
There's no way I'm staying awake until the end.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Hogfan58 on Sep 12, 2026, 09:00 PM
Quote from: mde114 on Sep 12, 2026, 08:54 PMIs the start time now 9:30?

Tenn-GT STILL in the 3Q.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Sep 12, 2026, 09:01 PM
Quote from: mde114 on Sep 12, 2026, 08:56 PMThere's no way I'm staying awake until the end.

Don't worry. It will be decided WAY before it's over.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: HogOfWar on Sep 12, 2026, 09:02 PM
Quote from: Hogfan58 on Sep 12, 2026, 09:00 PMTenn-GT STILL in the 3Q.

So much bullshit. Just move it to another ESPN.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Hogfan58 on Sep 12, 2026, 09:03 PM
Quote from: mde114 on Sep 12, 2026, 08:54 PMIs the start time now 9:30?

HY is going to be pissed about that
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Natty_Ice on Sep 12, 2026, 09:14 PM
Quote from: Hogfan58 on Sep 12, 2026, 09:03 PMHY is going to be pissed about that

Do they plan to fly back tonight after the game?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Spiderham on Sep 12, 2026, 09:17 PM
The Big Penus Fifth Quarter call in show with Randy Rainwater and Marcus Elliott is going to be epic when it comes on at 2am. 

Randy!  What did you think when Corch Silverheels ran the smoke draw on 3rd and 25 down 4 TD's late in the third quarter?  Did that remind you of Houston Dale Nutt like it did me?  

Marcus? I think LR Central from the 70's could beat the Hogs. What do you think?  Marcus?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: mde114 on Sep 12, 2026, 09:17 PM
Quote from: Hogfan58 on Sep 12, 2026, 09:03 PMHY is going to be pissed about that


Someone is getting a sternly worded letter!
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Spiderham on Sep 12, 2026, 09:18 PM
Quote from: Hogfan58 on Sep 12, 2026, 09:03 PMHY is going to be pissed about that
At this point they are just fucking with HY. They probably just moved the Georgia game up to 10AM. 
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Hogfan58 on Sep 12, 2026, 09:28 PM
We're on ESPN news
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 09:29 PM
Quote from: mde114 on Sep 12, 2026, 09:17 PMSomeone is getting a sternly worded letter!

He'll send them a sternly worded thank you note.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Sep 12, 2026, 09:29 PM
Also on Skycast if you wanna avoid the inevitable Ute knob-slobbing.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 09:29 PM
Well, here we go.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Zoso on Sep 12, 2026, 09:29 PM
I gotta drive to Michigan tomorrow morning. Hurry up already!
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: TC on Sep 12, 2026, 09:29 PM
Anybody gotta link
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: razor5396 on Sep 12, 2026, 09:30 PM
Holy Shit. We are on the Skycast! I feel so honored to watch this abortion from a bird's eye view.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Sep 12, 2026, 09:30 PM
Is Eric Musselman their basketball coach now?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 09:31 PM
All white unis means no one will see the backshots
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Sep 12, 2026, 09:32 PM
Grandpa Harrison with the first down!!
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: razor5396 on Sep 12, 2026, 09:32 PM
All White is as cursed as red pants
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 09:34 PM
Quote from: razor5396 on Sep 12, 2026, 09:32 PMAll White is as cursed as red pants

I'm sure the all-reds are coming next week.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Sep 12, 2026, 09:35 PM
Especially with the stupid white decal. Atrocious.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 09:35 PM
Opening drive is great so far.  Don't fuck it up.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 09:36 PM
What a throw and catch there.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Boarat on Sep 12, 2026, 09:36 PM
Platt and Russell not playing???
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Third_down_draw on Sep 12, 2026, 09:37 PM
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 09:37 PM
We are so back*



*to being with the other mediocre teams at least
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 09:38 PM
Russel just got a touch from the fullback position.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Boarat on Sep 12, 2026, 09:38 PM
Where is Platt?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 09:38 PM
Nice opening drive.  Need to finish it off.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 09:39 PM
This Utah PA guy really gets the crowd into it.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 09:39 PM
I don't like this QB option they keep running.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 09:39 PM
Georgia is going to brutally sodomize us with some of these play calls, but they're working for now
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Boarat on Sep 12, 2026, 09:39 PM
Where the fuck is Platt?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Sep 12, 2026, 09:40 PM
We're winning!!
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 09:40 PM
Good opening drive.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: razor5396 on Sep 12, 2026, 09:40 PM
WE"RE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 09:40 PM
We scored on our opening possession.

And they can't take that away from us
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: flash23 on Sep 12, 2026, 09:41 PM
Bummer to have to settle for a FG but we looked way better than I thought we were going to. Get rid of whatever that QB option is though.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Loma on Sep 12, 2026, 09:41 PM
I want to shut the PA guys water off. This sky cast is no good.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Hogfan58 on Sep 12, 2026, 09:43 PM
Maybe the power will go out at the stadium and the game will get called
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: vegashog on Sep 12, 2026, 09:43 PM
Quote from: Loma on Sep 12, 2026, 09:41 PMI want to shut the PA guys water off. This sky cast is no good.
the most obnoxious pa announcer i've ever heard.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Sep 12, 2026, 09:44 PM
Nice little ass cheeks there.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Hogfan58 on Sep 12, 2026, 09:44 PM
Nice ass shot of the cheerleader
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: PorkyPig on Sep 12, 2026, 09:44 PM
Quote from: Loma on Sep 12, 2026, 09:41 PMI want to shut the PA guys water off. This sky cast is no good.

So it's not just me?  This fucking sucks.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 09:44 PM
Welp
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 09:44 PM
Furk
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 12, 2026, 09:44 PM
Our secondary is in mid-year form already.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: razor5396 on Sep 12, 2026, 09:45 PM
Lucky fuckers
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Sep 12, 2026, 09:45 PM
I'd trade our lefty QB for their lefty WR right now.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 09:46 PM
Smart
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Sep 12, 2026, 09:47 PM
Are we playing 15 yards off the line again?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Sep 12, 2026, 09:48 PM
Quote from: Son of Spam on Sep 12, 2026, 09:47 PMAre we playing 15 yards off the line again?

And 15 yards off the receivers.

Bold strategy, Cotton.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 12, 2026, 09:48 PM
We're back to last year's defense of leaving guys wide fucking open.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: razor5396 on Sep 12, 2026, 09:48 PM
Well color me fucking shocked! Our defense sucks
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 09:48 PM
When did they change the rule and allow an offensive lineman to lay down on top of a defender?   Thought that was a hold.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Sep 12, 2026, 09:49 PM
Looks like they are running a couple of receivers long, then sneaking somebody out short across the middle.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 09:50 PM
Well, the defense didn't come to paint.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Feral on Sep 12, 2026, 09:50 PM
They're blowing us off the ball.

Getting out physicaled.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Boarat on Sep 12, 2026, 09:50 PM
We're not evening fucking ready or lined up. Defense gassed after five fucking plays. Fuck this program
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Sep 12, 2026, 09:50 PM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 09:48 PMWhen did they change the rule and allow an offensive lineman to lay down on top of a defender?   Thought that was a hold. 

Yeah that was bad.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 09:50 PM
Quote from: Son of Spam on Sep 12, 2026, 09:49 PMLooks like they are running a couple of receivers long, then sneaking somebody out short across the middle.

You mean they have a creative offense.

Must be nice
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 09:51 PM
Looks like our offense was looking ahead last week, but our defense went all-in on planning for North Alabama.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Sep 12, 2026, 09:51 PM
Who didn't know they were going to run behind that tank to score?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 09:51 PM
Ballgame.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: razor5396 on Sep 12, 2026, 09:51 PM
One more Yute touchdown and time for bed
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 09:52 PM
The good news the first quarter is already almost over,  and it's only been 20 minutes
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 09:52 PM
We are clearly looking ahead to Georgia.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 09:52 PM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 09:52 PMWe are clearly looking ahead to Georgia. 

Mesmerized by an oncoming train.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Sep 12, 2026, 09:52 PM
Whoever put that high school option play in our offense should be fired.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: mde114 on Sep 12, 2026, 09:53 PM
I can't deal with this Skycast.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Feral on Sep 12, 2026, 09:53 PM
Embarrassing series for the defense.

4 was wide open on the wheel route for a TD on 3rd down and they didn't see it. Completely uncovered.

Their ball carriers are pulling our tacklers forward 2-4 yards.

The misdirection and stuff with 2 QBs is fucking with the D.

Looks like it'll be a short night for me. 
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: RazorB on Sep 12, 2026, 09:55 PM
First of all our receivers need to quit celebrating after every catch. That's wasted energy. I miss North Alabama's offense.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Trigger7672 on Sep 12, 2026, 09:55 PM
Wow turns out our defense sucks even though we dominated North Alabama. Shocker.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 09:55 PM


Quote from: Son of Spam on Sep 12, 2026, 09:52 PMWhoever put that high school option play in our offense should be fired.
Cramsey will take partial blame in the post game.  Silverfield will say he now recognizes he needs to fix it.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Trigger7672 on Sep 12, 2026, 09:56 PM
How is this Tennessee/Georgia Tech game still going?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: razor5396 on Sep 12, 2026, 09:57 PM
Go route, comeback? Who gives a shit
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: mde114 on Sep 12, 2026, 09:57 PM
Damn. I'm going to finish watching the Texas game. These assholes are about to come back and win.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 09:57 PM
Shitty first play of the second drive.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 09:57 PM
Quote from: razor5396 on Sep 12, 2026, 09:57 PMGo route, comeback? Who gives a shit
Even if they had been in the same page, it was a shitty throw.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 09:58 PM
We're not firing our HC after one season, but i hope we find a new OC and spring for a QB in the portal.

A few O Linemen wouldn't hurt.

And some more defenders.

Might look into a better backfield too
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 12, 2026, 09:58 PM
Their crowd seems really fucking hyped.

For us.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 09:58 PM
Dang we're back to KJ looking like he's never quarterbacked before.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Sep 12, 2026, 09:58 PM
Oh, well, goodnight all.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Feral on Sep 12, 2026, 09:58 PM
KJ is fucking terrible.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Boarat on Sep 12, 2026, 09:58 PM
Where the fuck is platt????
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 09:58 PM
Shitty throw the n the third play.  3 and out.  

I think I've seen this movie before.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 12, 2026, 09:58 PM
Just chuck it downfield as far as you can?

Bold choice Cotton.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Sep 12, 2026, 09:59 PM
Jeebus.

We look like we have 7 guys on defense and they look like they have 14.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: The Whyte Boar on Sep 12, 2026, 09:59 PM
Did anyone else see the midget in the crowd with the giant hat? lol
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Loma on Sep 12, 2026, 09:59 PM
There are a lot of white people in that stadium.

When do we start sharing recipes?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: razor5396 on Sep 12, 2026, 09:59 PM
You know whats great, we get to jerk our dicks off for the next 3 years wondering who the next coach is
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: HogOfWar on Sep 12, 2026, 09:59 PM
Quote from: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 09:58 PMWe're not firing our HC after one season, but i hope we find a new OC and spring for a QB in the portal.

A few O Linemen wouldn't hurt.

And some more defenders.

Might look into a better backfield too

We are just going to hit reset on the Nintendo and bring in 40+ players and start over again.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:00 PM
Quote from: Loma on Sep 12, 2026, 09:59 PMThere are a lot of white people in that stadium.

When do we start sharing recipes?

They substitute miracle whip for mayonnaise when they want a little spice
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 10:01 PM
Why would you not run on every 3rd and short.

We are Weak and Soft
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:01 PM
Quote from: HogOfWar on Sep 12, 2026, 09:59 PMWe are just going to hit reset on the Nintendo and bring in 40+ players and start over again.
We would still suck.   
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 12, 2026, 10:01 PM
The play I hate with a white hot passion, that we seem to have perfected on defense, is when our defender catches up to a ball carrier and tackles him by pushing him forward three or four more yards.

I never notice any other team doing this.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Sep 12, 2026, 10:02 PM
Of course that ball takes a hard right turn at the 2.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: HogOfWar on Sep 12, 2026, 10:03 PM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:01 PMWe would still suck. 

We have been doing that for the last few years. Nothing has changed.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Hogfan58 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:03 PM
I'm giving this 1 more possession then I'm off to bed, fuck 930 kicks
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: RazorB on Sep 12, 2026, 10:04 PM
This is pure torture watching a game like this and having to listen to their stadium announcer.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: PorkyPig on Sep 12, 2026, 10:05 PM
Is this going to cut over to a real channel at some point?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Natty_Ice on Sep 12, 2026, 10:05 PM
has Rhodes been playing?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 12, 2026, 10:06 PM
They switched to ax throwing on ESPNews. I am on the app.

I don't understand all the technicalities but why can't they just keep showing the game on the same streaming channel no matter where it is on cable.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: RazorB on Sep 12, 2026, 10:06 PM
It's on ESPN now
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Boarat on Sep 12, 2026, 10:07 PM
Where is Platt? Arguably our best pass catching option.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 10:07 PM
We've gone back to that mickey mouse high school offense that's all about side to side running and throwing, that always goes nowhere
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: flash23 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:08 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 12, 2026, 10:06 PMThey switched to ax throwing on ESPNews. I am on the app.
My brother in law throws in that axe throwing competition.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: DrMongoose on Sep 12, 2026, 10:08 PM
The 1 yard swing pass to a stationary receiver needs to taken off the call sheet.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BEvERage on Sep 12, 2026, 10:08 PM
Quote from: flash23 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:08 PMMy brother in law throws in that axe throwing competition.
Ed Ames?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: PorkyPig on Sep 12, 2026, 10:09 PM
Quote from: RazorB on Sep 12, 2026, 10:06 PMIt's on ESPN now

Thank Gawd.  It's painful enough to watch without having to listen to this asshole.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: flash23 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:10 PM
Quote from: BEvERage on Sep 12, 2026, 10:08 PMEd Ames?
That reference went so far over my head that I had to google who Ed Ames is.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Natty_Ice on Sep 12, 2026, 10:11 PM
did Platt hit the portal?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:12 PM
Soaking accident
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 12, 2026, 10:12 PM
We probably should not run that play to let two of their rushers free to immediately crush our QB.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: razor5396 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:12 PM
Hootie Nutt Special, goddamn we are back!
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: HogOfWar on Sep 12, 2026, 10:12 PM
3rd and 17 and we run. Nuttesque
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Boarat on Sep 12, 2026, 10:12 PM
Fuck everything about this program
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Guardrail on Sep 12, 2026, 10:12 PM
#50. His name is Dam Son.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:13 PM
Quote from: HogOfWar on Sep 12, 2026, 10:12 PM3rd and 17 and we run. Nuttesque
Shameful
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 10:13 PM
Had Sutton open in the flat
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: RazorB on Sep 12, 2026, 10:13 PM
Quote from: Boarat on Sep 12, 2026, 10:12 PMFuck everything about this program

They already have
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Natty_Ice on Sep 12, 2026, 10:14 PM
now our punter sucks?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 10:14 PM
Our interior lineman need to be on oxygen
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Boarat on Sep 12, 2026, 10:15 PM
Quote from: RazorB on Sep 12, 2026, 10:13 PMThey already have
Nevermind. We're so back!
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:15 PM
Defense keeping us in it!
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 10:15 PM
Nice play by Rhoads
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:15 PM
Rhodes making a play
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: razor5396 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:15 PM
Fuck Yeah! WE are so back
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 12, 2026, 10:16 PM
Hitting a QB as he throws to force a turnover. I honestly didn't know we had it in us. It's been at least a couple of years.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Natty_Ice on Sep 12, 2026, 10:17 PM
why is Settles getting majority of snaps?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Sep 12, 2026, 10:18 PM
I thought someone said Rhodes had noped out.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BEvERage on Sep 12, 2026, 10:19 PM
AJ needs a look
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 12, 2026, 10:20 PM
Quote from: BEvERage on Sep 12, 2026, 10:19 PMAJ needs a look

Agreed.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:20 PM
Lol how did ESPN think that would be roughing the passer
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: The Whyte Boar on Sep 12, 2026, 10:20 PM
We will not win games with this guy at QB.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Trigger7672 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:20 PM
Quote from: BEvERage on Sep 12, 2026, 10:19 PMAJ needs a look

He's terrible.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: DrMongoose on Sep 12, 2026, 10:21 PM
???

https://x.com/keithlgrayson/status/2098962327379066957?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Trigger7672 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:21 PM
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Sep 12, 2026, 10:20 PMWe will not win games with this guy at QB.

We will not win games when our run game averages 2 yards per carry.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 10:21 PM
We have no one open downfield
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Loma on Sep 12, 2026, 10:22 PM
Quote from: BEvERage on Sep 12, 2026, 10:19 PMAJ needs a look

Accuracy, we don't have it.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 10:22 PM
weak call
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: razor5396 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:22 PM
Chad Morris Esque
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 12, 2026, 10:22 PM
That might be the most ridiculous bullshit call I've ever seen. Both guys were just standing up. There was no crack back or anything dangerous.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Boarat on Sep 12, 2026, 10:22 PM
Fuck everything about this program
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 10:22 PM
Stupid offense

Dumb QB

Not a good combination
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: HogOfWar on Sep 12, 2026, 10:22 PM
WTF. LOL
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:22 PM
That's another play that Georgia's defense will murder people on.  What the fuck that's the AAC shit Deliverance McBanjoface would have been trying
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Guardrail on Sep 12, 2026, 10:22 PM
God I hate this offense.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: TC on Sep 12, 2026, 10:23 PM
KJ is trash
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:23 PM
Well.  Game set match. 
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 12, 2026, 10:23 PM
Ok he officially sucks. We have 2 QBs for a reason.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 10:23 PM
Quote from: DrMongoose on Sep 12, 2026, 10:21 PM???

https://x.com/keithlgrayson/status/2098962327379066957?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A

He's only around when we win
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: The Whyte Boar on Sep 12, 2026, 10:23 PM
Got to try someone else.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: mde114 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:23 PM
Quote from: Guardrail on Sep 12, 2026, 10:12 PM#50. His name is Dam Son.

Awesome
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Boarat on Sep 12, 2026, 10:24 PM
Where's that Singleton kid?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: RazorB on Sep 12, 2026, 10:24 PM
That's it for me. I have lost count the number of teams Arkansas has fielded where they look like they've never played the game before.

I with the UofA cared.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Trigger7672 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:24 PM
QB sucks, defense is fraudulent, worst run game since Chad, we won't win another game this season.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: flash23 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:24 PM
Have we had a screen work yet? This staff is hellbent on that call
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:24 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 12, 2026, 10:23 PMOk he officially sucks. We have 2 QBs for a reason.
Think of how bad the backup has to be if KJ is who they thought they should go with.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Feral on Sep 12, 2026, 10:24 PM
Ballgame
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: razor5396 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:25 PM
Night, Night. It's time to fire that faggot Yurachek
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Texzilla on Sep 12, 2026, 10:25 PM
Straight out of Chad's playbook of stupid neato plays. Can run. Cant pass.  Can't punt.  Gonna be a long fucking season.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 10:25 PM
The only advantage the other QB had was he knew the playbook better.

A playbook that sucks.


So... yeah
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Sep 12, 2026, 10:25 PM
Can we just request a running clock the rest of the game?

Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Guardrail on Sep 12, 2026, 10:25 PM
Sure. 2 pt conversion.
This is Chadesque. We don't belong. 
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: HogOfWar on Sep 12, 2026, 10:25 PM
Went for two and got it. Good night.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: TC on Sep 12, 2026, 10:26 PM
Embarrassing
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:26 PM
Fire the entire fucking staff. 

Fuck anyone who thinks Silverfield should be given a chance.  Fuck this guy.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Boarat on Sep 12, 2026, 10:26 PM
There's zero path for us to be competitive in football in the current environment. None.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:26 PM
If we don't get 7 on the next possession we're gonna be getting backshots by the end of the night. 

Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 09:31 PMAll white unis means no one will see the backshots
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: razor5396 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:26 PM
I just want Yurachek fired tomorrow.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Trigger7672 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:26 PM
You guys think KJ sucks you're going to be calling for the 17 year old kid who should be playing for FHS after you see AJ Hill for a few series I promise
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: DrMongoose on Sep 12, 2026, 10:26 PM
Our d line looks like drawfs compared to their o line, we look like a sun belt sized team
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: arreferee on Sep 12, 2026, 10:27 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 12, 2026, 10:22 PMThat might be the most ridiculous bullshit call I've ever seen. Both guys were just standing up. There was no crack back or anything dangerous.

Unfortunately, that's the definition of a blind side block. I didn't like it when they put it in the rule book, and I still don't like it, but it's what the NCAA wants taken out of the game.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Loma on Sep 12, 2026, 10:27 PM
Two point attempt, untouched.

I just want to have hope. I don't.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: HogOfWar on Sep 12, 2026, 10:27 PM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:26 PMFire the entire fucking staff.

Fuck anyone who thinks Silverfield should be given a chance.  Fuck this guy. 

What not confident on your score prediction anymore?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 10:27 PM
We went from BMFP calling plays to a guy that makes Joe Craddock look like... BMFP.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: rzrbkfan69 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:28 PM
Quote from: Boarat on Sep 12, 2026, 10:24 PMWhere's that Singleton kid?

Appalachian St
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: wmr on Sep 12, 2026, 10:28 PM
Quote from: razor5396 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:26 PMI just want Yurachek fired tomorrow.

Worst AD in the SEC.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:30 PM
Quote from: HogOfWar on Sep 12, 2026, 10:27 PMWhat not confident on your score prediction anymore?
You really think anyone who picked us to win really thought we would win?  Come on main.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Natty_Ice on Sep 12, 2026, 10:30 PM
Time for good bleed
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Trigger7672 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:30 PM
Silverfield will take accountability and say this is unacceptable so we can all feel good about that when this is over and we lose by 40.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 10:30 PM
This running game looks like the Dan Enos 2.0 experience.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: razor5396 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:30 PM
Quote from: wmr on Sep 12, 2026, 10:28 PMWorst AD in the SEC.

I am sick of this ass wipe. All he does is complain. If you're complaining, your losing.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Feral on Sep 12, 2026, 10:31 PM
Jackson just keeps forcing throws to Marshall in double coverage.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Loma on Sep 12, 2026, 10:31 PM
Chris Marshall is our only receiver.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:31 PM
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Sep 12, 2026, 10:30 PMTime for good bleed
You rang?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:31 PM
First pass was actually really good.  That pass was really awful. 

LOL that was PI?  We're getting sympathy calls.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 10:31 PM
Our offense thus far consists of the refs occasionally taking pity.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Guardrail on Sep 12, 2026, 10:31 PM
OMG Do we not have any other QB?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Natty_Ice on Sep 12, 2026, 10:32 PM
You can just see that other coach lickin his chops.  They goin in dry
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Boarat on Sep 12, 2026, 10:32 PM
It's a good thing I have the best whiskey Kentucky has to offer.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 12, 2026, 10:32 PM
The passing game is like jr high level. Alternating between 1 yard passes and hail mary heaves down the deep sidelines.

You really miss a Bobby Petrino route tree.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 10:32 PM
wer're getting sympathy flags against Utah
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: HogOfWar on Sep 12, 2026, 10:32 PM
Quote from: razor5396 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:30 PMI am sick of this ass wipe. All he does is complain. If you're complaining, your losing.

Not going to make any difference who the AD is as long as the BOT and the PTB don't care. Laser shows at the Planarium  is all that matters.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Loma on Sep 12, 2026, 10:32 PM
I'm going to go play Fortnite.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 10:33 PM
The short game does nothing. The deep game has nothing.

This offense sucks badly. We look worse than minor league.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:33 PM
So are we just going to call pass plays down the side line now?

Do we have tight ends?

Do we have crossing routes?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Rocky Mountain Hog on Sep 12, 2026, 10:33 PM
Quote from: Guardrail on Sep 12, 2026, 10:31 PMOMG Do we not have any other QB?

No. We also don't have another RG or RT or HB or WR. This roster is fucking terrible.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 10:33 PM
We have no one open downfield
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:33 PM
Nice catch by Jackson.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: TC on Sep 12, 2026, 10:34 PM
Quote from: Loma on Sep 12, 2026, 10:32 PMI'm going to go play Fortnite.

Roblox is more entertaining than this shit
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:35 PM
Our offensive line is simply terrible.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 10:36 PM
No running game.

None.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 10:37 PM
Terrible pass
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:37 PM
So as soon as we get in FG range we go conservative.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Sep 12, 2026, 10:37 PM
I've never seen so many good pump fakes followed by such shitty throws.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: TC on Sep 12, 2026, 10:37 PM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:35 PMOur offensive line is simply terrible. 

Good thing we ran off the greatest offensive mind to ever walk our sideline.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Natty_Ice on Sep 12, 2026, 10:37 PM
Biddy better be good and pissed, its all I have
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Guardrail on Sep 12, 2026, 10:37 PM
I'm done. I say I'm not gonna get pissed off but I do anyway.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Boarat on Sep 12, 2026, 10:38 PM
We have zero offensive weapons. None.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Sep 12, 2026, 10:38 PM
Who here thought he would make that kick?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:38 PM
Quote from: TC on Sep 12, 2026, 10:37 PMGood thing we ran off the greatest offensive mind to ever walk our sideline.

The game had passed him by...





 :sarcasm:
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: DrMongoose on Sep 12, 2026, 10:38 PM
What a money pit the football program has become.

I wonder if community America is having 2nd thoughts?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 12, 2026, 10:38 PM
If he thought the offensive first half last week was bad...what does he think about this week?

Yeah, just about seen enough of this bullshit.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Cornhogio on Sep 12, 2026, 10:38 PM
Crossing routes were great, so stop doing that.  Just throw fades, seams, and outs.  Fucking 🤡 👞.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Boarat on Sep 12, 2026, 10:38 PM
Quote from: TC on Sep 12, 2026, 10:37 PMGood thing we ran off the greatest offensive mind to ever walk our sideline.
The offensive line sucked last year.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: mde114 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:38 PM
Pass should have been caught. FG should have been made.

I can't believe these guys are actually getting paid.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:38 PM
No passing game.  

No running game. 

No field goal game. 

No defensive game. 

At least we havnt had to punt yet.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 10:39 PM
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Sep 12, 2026, 10:38 PMWho here thought he would make that kick?

<crickets>
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: razor5396 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:40 PM
We should change our name from Arkansas Razorbacks to Arkansas Sunk Cost Fallacy
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: TC on Sep 12, 2026, 10:40 PM
Quote from: Boarat on Sep 12, 2026, 10:38 PMThe offensive line sucked last year.

And we still averaged 33 pts per game. Thanks for your input proving the point.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: HogOfWar on Sep 12, 2026, 10:40 PM
Is Silverspoon going to claim this the worst game NOW of his career or wait till Georgia, Texass, EaTme, or Corndogs?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Natty_Ice on Sep 12, 2026, 10:40 PM
Tulsa gonna make us their bitch and thank them for the privilege
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: jdcatty on Sep 12, 2026, 10:41 PM
Seems to me like KJ is determined to throw it to someone who is very well covered.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Natty_Ice on Sep 12, 2026, 10:41 PM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:38 PMNo passing game. 

No running game.

No field goal game.

No defensive game.

At least we havnt had to punt yet. 

we punted, it sucked
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: GeoHogsGeo on Sep 12, 2026, 10:41 PM
We are the SEC's new Vanderbilt.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 12, 2026, 10:42 PM
Quote from: TC on Sep 12, 2026, 10:40 PMAnd we still averaged 33 pts per game. Thanks for your input proving the point.

It is like he goes out of his way to be retarded on every single topic.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:42 PM
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Sep 12, 2026, 10:41 PMwe punted, it sucked
I completely missed it.  

So we suck all around. 
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:43 PM
Where the fuck is the secondary?  Their receivers are running free everywhere.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 10:43 PM
Quote from: jdcatty on Sep 12, 2026, 10:41 PMSeems to me like KJ is determined to throw it to someone who is very well covered.

It's either that or don't throw it. No one is open.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: TC on Sep 12, 2026, 10:43 PM
Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 12, 2026, 10:42 PMIt is like he goes out of his way to be retarded on every single topic.

He's on the whiskey. I'll give him a pass tonight.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:44 PM
They have someone in our defense's holes on every play.

You know what I mean.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 10:44 PM
Turns out our defense was good last week because it was an FCS team. We were the usual kind of bad.

Our offense was bad last week, even though it was an FCS team. We are an unusual kind of bad.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 12, 2026, 10:44 PM
We bring a guy off the edge...who stops half way there, then takes off running and almost gets there.  If the fucking idiot didn't stop, he makes the sack. 
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:44 PM
Quote from: TC on Sep 12, 2026, 10:43 PMHe's on the whiskey. I'll give him a pass tonight.
We are losing which is the only time he posts in a game thread.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:45 PM
About to go down 22-3.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Natty_Ice on Sep 12, 2026, 10:45 PM
now they clownin us
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: arreferee on Sep 12, 2026, 10:45 PM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:43 PMWhere the fuck is the secondary?  Their receivers are running free everywhere. 

They just showed up and got a DPI.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:46 PM
That was after a TE ran unguarded 83 yards.  

Bobby would have been proud of that play call.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Natty_Ice on Sep 12, 2026, 10:46 PM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:44 PMWe are losing which is the only time he posts in a game thread. 

isnt that the only time any of us post in the game thread?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 12, 2026, 10:46 PM
Silverfish looks lost.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 12, 2026, 10:46 PM
We had our chances to easily be in this game.

But we fricked up those chances and we can't stop them.

The Pittman stench is still strong.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: aaron on Sep 12, 2026, 10:47 PM
How much are we paying these players this year?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: pigtacular on Sep 12, 2026, 10:48 PM
Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 12, 2026, 10:46 PMSilverfish looks lost.

His eyes appear to be crossing
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:48 PM
Quote from: pigtacular on Sep 12, 2026, 10:48 PMHis eyes appear to be crossing

Chadding
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: TC on Sep 12, 2026, 10:48 PM
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Sep 12, 2026, 10:46 PMisnt that the only time any of us post in the game thread?

Fair point.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: razor5396 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:49 PM
I hate you Arkansas. I hope your football program shrivels up and dies.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:49 PM
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Sep 12, 2026, 10:46 PMisnt that the only time any of us post in the game thread?
lol.  Touché.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 12, 2026, 10:49 PM
Holy fuck, take away the DPI and then just let them walk in untouched. 

This team has already quit on Silverfish.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 10:49 PM
My god we are bad.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 12, 2026, 10:49 PM
Ironically our defense is offensive.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 12, 2026, 10:49 PM
I bet this Silverfield two minute drill will be impressive.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:49 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:26 PMIf we don't get 7 on the next possession we're gonna be getting backshots by the end of the night. 

Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: The Whyte Boar on Sep 12, 2026, 10:50 PM
I expected us to lose because Utah is good.  But they're not really.  We just suck baaaaaaad. 

HY hired a coach no one really wanted and who will completely lose the fanbase after game two. 
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 10:51 PM
Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 12, 2026, 10:49 PMHoly fuck, take away the DPI and then just let them walk in untouched. 

This team has already quit on Silverfish.

They get paid either way.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Texzilla on Sep 12, 2026, 10:51 PM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:24 PMThink of how bad the backup has to be if KJ is who they thought they should go with. 

Who knows what his fucking contract says.  He's terrible.  It might require he star nonmatter how bad. 
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Sep 12, 2026, 10:51 PM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:45 PMAbout to go down 22-3. 

23-3. They'll go for two again.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Boarat on Sep 12, 2026, 10:51 PM
Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 12, 2026, 10:42 PMIt is like he goes out of his way to be retarded on every single topic.
5D chess!! It's an IQ test! You're a fat little queer.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: razor5396 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:52 PM
Remember, Silverfield could have gone to the portal for a new QB, but this is who he is chose
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 12, 2026, 10:52 PM
And Texas came back and won.

Because of course they did.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:52 PM
Don't convert 3rd and 10 and they might score again before half.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 10:52 PM
utah is winning because utah has sec conference money, big name donors, and multiple other top nationally ranked sports



Oh wait..
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:52 PM
Fuck KJ.  Put in anyone else.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: DrMongoose on Sep 12, 2026, 10:53 PM
So we looked bad against North Alabama because we were already working on Utah.....

I thought our qb was a superstar?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: mde114 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:53 PM
Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 12, 2026, 10:46 PMSilverfish looks lost.

Looks like a man that wished his interviews at Auburn and Florida had gone better. I bet he wishes he'd stayed at Memphis.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:53 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:52 PMDon't convert 3rd and 10 and they might score again before half.
Might?

They are definetly putting points on the board before half.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 10:53 PM
Utah is going to run the score up as much as they can.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 12, 2026, 10:53 PM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:52 PMFuck KJ.  Put in anyone else. 

Couldn't avoid the one guy.

Good night.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:53 PM
Quote from: razor5396 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:52 PMRemember, Silverfield could have gone to the portal for a new QB, but this is who he is chose

And this QB looked serviceable, nigh some might say even good, last season in the action he saw.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 12, 2026, 10:53 PM
Quote from: Boarat on Sep 12, 2026, 10:51 PM5D chess!! It's an IQ test! You're a fat little queer.

Any time you want to put it to the test, I'm game.  Wouldn't it be embarrassing for you to get your ass kicked by a fat little queer...
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 12, 2026, 10:53 PM
We should have used a timeout and thought of something.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: razor5396 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:54 PM
Fuck you Arkansas. You have put me through 14 years of shit. I hope this program withers and dies. Sell the football team and demolish the stadium and give the proceeds to Cal.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Trigger7672 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:54 PM
KJ sucks but this team would suck with just about anyone at QB. We're not good anywhere.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Feral on Sep 12, 2026, 10:54 PM
Holy shit our punter may be the worst part of this dogshit team.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:54 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:53 PMAnd this QB looked serviceable, nigh some might say even good, last season in the action he saw.
Amazing what a good coach can do with mediocre talent.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:55 PM
Wide open receiver.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 10:55 PM
wide fucking open
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Natty_Ice on Sep 12, 2026, 10:55 PM
but why do the mormons hate us mommy?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 12, 2026, 10:56 PM
Quote from: Trigger7672 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:54 PMKJ sucks but this team would suck with just about anyone at QB. We're not good anywhere.
We have new lights in our football facilities, so don't act like there haven't been any improvements!
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Boarat on Sep 12, 2026, 10:56 PM
Eric Morris skullfucked Dan Lanning today fwiw
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:56 PM
Jesus.  Just gave them 8 seconds back.  

Even the SEC refs will go for an out of conference team over us.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:56 PM
All up in the defense's holes.  They refuse to account for that route.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Sep 12, 2026, 10:56 PM
Quote from: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 10:53 PMUtah is going to run the score up as much as they can.

Hell, they'll score two or three times the rest of the game strictly by accident.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Feral on Sep 12, 2026, 10:56 PM
So when will the quit set in?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:56 PM
Another wide open receiver.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 10:56 PM
again
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: razor5396 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:56 PM
This is what 14 years of Good Ole Boyism and Cronyism gets you. Fuck every faggot that excused this shit for the last 14 years.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Gambler on Sep 12, 2026, 10:56 PM
Quote from: razor5396 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:54 PMFuck you Arkansas. You have put me through 14 years of shit. I hope this program withers and dies.
We are.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: The Whyte Boar on Sep 12, 2026, 10:57 PM
We are so bad.  This is Chad level.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:57 PM
Quote from: razor5396 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:56 PMThis is what 14 years of Good Ole Boyism and Cronyism gets you. Fuck every faggot that excused this shit for the last 14 years.

Been a lot longer of that.  The 2008-2011 stretch was the anomaly in our program's history.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:57 PM
Shelton Lewis making gestures like the secondary hasn't sucked prison ass all game.  Fuck that guy.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Natty_Ice on Sep 12, 2026, 10:58 PM
I hope they put in Kane Archer in the 2nd half
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:58 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:57 PMBeen a lot longer of that.  The 2008-2011 stretch was the anomaly in our program's history.
Yeah, but JFB!!!!
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: razor5396 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:58 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:57 PMBeen a lot longer of that.  The 2008-2011 stretch was the anomaly in our program's history.

Sorry, and fuck every faggot that cheered when Nutt sucked his own dick
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: piglosopher on Sep 12, 2026, 10:58 PM
RS is who we thought he is. Can't blame a Hyundai for not running like a Ferrari.

This is all on HY

This guy has been AD for nearly 10 years and the football program just keeps going downhill. Somehow he's kept his seat.

For that matter, clean house at the top for thinking HY must be really something.

Razorbacks will always be my team and there's always a bit of curiosity even if morbid curiosity. However its just got to the point I feel nothing for them. Thanks HY

Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Feral on Sep 12, 2026, 10:58 PM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:57 PMShelton Lewis making gestures like the secondary hasn't sucked prison ass all game.  Fuck that guy. 

Celebrating one decent thing in a sea of dogshit is the epitome of Arkansas football.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:59 PM
I'd take Nutt back over this shit.  That's how bad the University PTB have fucked us fans. 
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 12, 2026, 10:59 PM
Fuck #7, that was just complete and total quit.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Feral on Sep 12, 2026, 10:59 PM
This is going to be one of the more embarrassing losses we'll have ever experienced.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:59 PM
God damn fucking shit mother fucker.  

Fuck this program.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:59 PM
Ok, take that defender, take his jersey away, and make him go sit on a shitter in the locker room for the rest of the game.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 10:59 PM
There's the quit
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: The Whyte Boar on Sep 12, 2026, 10:59 PM
That was terrible.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: flash23 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:59 PM
We're going 1-11 this year. This is incredible how bad we are.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 11:00 PM
Just take a fucking knee the rest of the game.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Feral on Sep 12, 2026, 11:00 PM
Silverfield isn't even fucking saying anything on the sideline.

Literally every time the camera cuts to him he's staring dispassionately.

No ass chewing. No talking. No coaching. Nothing.

This is going to be awful.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 12, 2026, 11:00 PM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:59 PMI'd take Nutt back over this shit.  That's how bad the University PTB have fucked us fans. 
I'm not too sure that isn't the end game some of the powers that be have been working towards with their decisions over the last five years.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Natty_Ice on Sep 12, 2026, 11:00 PM
Makin the SEC proud, its wut we do
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 11:01 PM
Maybe we can get them to run the clock in the second half.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 12, 2026, 11:01 PM
This was a bad hire.  Fire him tonight and fire HY and start over from scratch. 

This isn't going to get better. 
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: razor5396 on Sep 12, 2026, 11:01 PM
Hunter has to go tomorrow. There is no one left to fire. All I feel is pure hatred for Arkansas Football at this point.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 11:02 PM
Quote from: Feral on Sep 12, 2026, 11:00 PMSilverfield isn't even fucking saying anything on the sideline.

Literally every time the camera cuts to him he's staring dispassionately.

No ass chewing. No talking. No coaching. Nothing.

This is going to be awful.
He is a lower mid major coach.  He doesn't know what the fuck to do.   
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Rocky Mountain Hog on Sep 12, 2026, 11:02 PM
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Sep 12, 2026, 11:00 PMMakin the SEC proud, its wut we do

Making sure when conference realignment happens again that we're in the same boat as Oregon State and Washington State.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Sep 12, 2026, 11:02 PM
Quote from: Feral on Sep 12, 2026, 10:59 PMThis is going to be one of the more embarrassing losses we'll have ever experienced.

They keep scoring so fast, it just messes you up.

It's officially Sunday here, so I'm out.

Hopefully we'll hold 'em under 70.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 11:02 PM
A penalty on the first play?

Are we sure Nutt isn't already back?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 11:02 PM
And a fucking delay of game coming out of the kickoff.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Natty_Ice on Sep 12, 2026, 11:02 PM
Quote from: Feral on Sep 12, 2026, 11:00 PMSilverfield isn't even fucking saying anything on the sideline.

Literally every time the camera cuts to him he's staring dispassionately.

No ass chewing. No talking. No coaching. Nothing.

This is going to be awful.

but he's not fat!
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 11:02 PM
Nuttish penalty
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 12, 2026, 11:03 PM
If KJ comes out after the half, fire the entire staff on the spot and HY too and make that faggot walk back home.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 11:03 PM
Three timeouts.  Let 8 seconds run off the clock before calling your first.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Feral on Sep 12, 2026, 11:03 PM
Quote from: razor5396 on Sep 12, 2026, 08:54 PMI am getting Arkansas-USC 2005 vibes

Ding ding ding
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: TC on Sep 12, 2026, 11:03 PM
Quote from: razor5396 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:56 PMThis is what 14 years of Good Ole Boyism and Cronyism gets you. Fuck every faggot that excused this shit for the last 14 years.

It goes back farther than that. Franks ego ran Lou off to a Natty at ND. Then whiffed on Jimmy Johnson who went to Miami and did the same.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: mde114 on Sep 12, 2026, 11:03 PM
Silverware is over his head. This is worse than Morris.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 11:03 PM
Quote from: razor5396 on Sep 12, 2026, 11:01 PMHunter has to go tomorrow. There is no one left to fire. All I feel is pure hatred for Arkansas Football at this point.
I almost posted the same comment about the hatred.   
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 12, 2026, 11:04 PM
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Sep 12, 2026, 11:02 PMbut he's not fat!
Not yet.  He may get Bertified over the course of the season.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 11:04 PM
Quote from: Feral on Sep 12, 2026, 11:03 PMDing ding ding

That USC team was an all timer who competed for the natty.

This is just an average Utah team that won't even see the second round of the CFP
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Boarat on Sep 12, 2026, 11:04 PM
Nolan is a literal god to me.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 11:04 PM
Quote from: Boarat on Sep 12, 2026, 10:56 PMEric Morris skullfucked Dan Lanning today fwiw

Auburn currently up 43-8 on Southern Miss. 
Florida beat Campbell (who) 52-3.

We can't beat the brakes off the cupcakes, much less a Big 12 school.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: SwahiliSteve on Sep 12, 2026, 11:05 PM
I bet some of you in that game prediction thread for the season are rethinking your wins now
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 11:06 PM
Every KJ pass is nearly an INT
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 11:06 PM
Quote from: TC on Sep 12, 2026, 11:03 PMIt goes back farther than that. Franks ego ran Lou off to a Natty at ND. Then whiffed on Jimmy Johnson who went to Miami and did the same.

Frank made sure he got a statue but Nolan didn't.  We've been cursed ever since.  (We were cursed before, Nolan was just an angry wizard).
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 12, 2026, 11:06 PM
Our RT just got bull rushed straight back into the QB.  What a weak-ass pussy.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Natty_Ice on Sep 12, 2026, 11:07 PM
KJ reminds me of a nervous Chihuahua. 
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 11:07 PM
Biddy should do his walk and talk at half
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 11:08 PM
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Sep 12, 2026, 11:05 PMI bet some of you in that game prediction thread for the season are rethinking your wins now

Yeah, I was optimistic.

Quote from: buff2.0 on Aug 26, 2026, 11:46 AMHey hey
ho ho
it won't be no Cotton Bowl

3-9, best case.  We leave the season wondering what the fuck we've gotten into with this coach, but at the same time not really blaming him for a woeful lack of talent... and optimistic that next year we can maybe almost make the country think we're going to sniff a bowl game if enough other teams decline.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 11:08 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 11:07 PMBiddy should do his walk and talk at half

It should end with him coming into the locker room and cracking a folding chair over Silverware's dome
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Gambler on Sep 12, 2026, 11:09 PM
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Sep 12, 2026, 11:05 PMI bet some of you in that game prediction thread for the season are rethinking your wins now
I picked 5 games too many.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: mde114 on Sep 12, 2026, 11:12 PM
I would like to publicly apologize to Mike Washington and Taylon Green.

Thank you for your service to this shitshow of a football program.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: TC on Sep 12, 2026, 11:13 PM
Don't repeat I said this, but I'd help Gus move his furniture out of storage right about now.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 11:14 PM
Last year's team would boatrace this team.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: mde114 on Sep 12, 2026, 11:14 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 11:14 PMLast year's team would boatrace this team.

Agree
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 12, 2026, 11:14 PM
So now, best case scenario, after they give Silverfield two, probably inexplicably three years, maybe we can try again and have a decent team in 2030.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 11:15 PM
Quote from: TC on Sep 12, 2026, 11:13 PMDon't repeat I said this, but I'd help Gus move his furniture out of storage right about now.

Same and never in my life did I think I'd utter those words.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Feral on Sep 12, 2026, 11:15 PM
Quote from: TC on Sep 12, 2026, 11:13 PMDon't repeat I said this, but I'd help Gus move his furniture out of storage right about now.

Literally said this to my son on a walk today.

"Hell, I probably wouldn't have been mad if we'd just gotten it over with and hired Gus finally."
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: DrMongoose on Sep 12, 2026, 11:16 PM
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 12, 2026, 11:14 PMSo now, best case scenario, after they give Silverfield two, probably inexplicably three years, maybe we can try again and have a decent team in 2030.

We best hope the super conference does not form soon or we'll be with Clemson in the sun belt.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 11:16 PM
Quote from: TC on Sep 12, 2026, 11:13 PMDon't repeat I said this, but I'd help Gus move his furniture out of storage right about now.
Jesus.  Things are at their worst but there is no reason go full retard.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: The Whyte Boar on Sep 12, 2026, 11:16 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 11:15 PMSame and never in my life did I think I'd utter those words.

I felt that way after watching him at the TD club.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 11:16 PM
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 12, 2026, 11:14 PMSo now, best case scenario, after they give Silverfield two, probably inexplicably three years, maybe we can try again and have a decent team in 2030.

No decent coach is gonna come near this shit show off a program.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 12, 2026, 11:16 PM
Quote from: Feral on Sep 12, 2026, 11:15 PMLiterally said this to my son on a walk today.

"Hell, I probably wouldn't have been mad if we'd just gotten it over with and hired Gus finally."
Get all that Shiloh NIL money.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 11:17 PM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 11:16 PMJesus.  Things are at their worst but there is no reason go full retard. 

Gus is better than this clown.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Ray Zorback on Sep 12, 2026, 11:17 PM
According to Biddy, we spent 5-6 million more on our roster than they did. Yet, they are better at every single position.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: jdcatty on Sep 12, 2026, 11:18 PM
We have not offense.  We have no defense. 

This is where we are.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 11:18 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 11:17 PMGus is better than this clown.
I know.  I just hate Gus.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Spiderham on Sep 12, 2026, 11:19 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 11:07 PMBiddy should do his walk and talk at half
https://x.com/oledavis22/status/2098979974254379197?s=46
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: mde114 on Sep 12, 2026, 11:19 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 11:16 PMNo decent coach is gonna come near this shit show off a program.

This is what Arkansas fans refuse to believe. We just don't have the resources to compete in todays game.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 11:19 PM
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 12, 2026, 11:14 PMSo now, best case scenario, after they give Silverfield two, probably inexplicably three years, maybe we can try again and have a decent team in 2030.

No coach is coming in here and fixing this quickly.  Going to take long enough to beat the pussy out of the entire program and overhaul the whole roster probably twice. 

The program had a choice, and it made the wrong one.  Yet again.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Natty_Ice on Sep 12, 2026, 11:20 PM
This is where coaching careers come to die.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 11:20 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 11:07 PMBiddy should do his walk and talk at half

He should throw himself off the top of the stadium, in protest.

Biddy, if you're reading this, I'm serious.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Zoso on Sep 12, 2026, 11:22 PM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 11:18 PMI know.  I just hate Gus. 

But he won at Hughes...HUGHES!
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 11:23 PM
Just wait till we get UGA next week
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Loma on Sep 12, 2026, 11:24 PM
Our quarterback's QBR 39.5.

He is averaging more yards per run than yards per pass.

At the half.

At least we are not Oregon. 🤣
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 11:24 PM
Quote from: Zoso on Sep 12, 2026, 11:22 PMBut he won at Hughes...HUGHES!

Hughes could beat us tonight
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Gambler on Sep 12, 2026, 11:25 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 11:23 PMJust wait till we get UGA next week
Hopefully, they'll call it at halftime.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: razor5396 on Sep 12, 2026, 11:25 PM
Quote from: Spiderham on Sep 12, 2026, 11:19 PMhttps://x.com/oledavis22/status/2098979974254379197?s=46

Remember to get your next barndominium from Sutherlands. Nothing says sucks like Sutherlands.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Rocky Mountain Hog on Sep 12, 2026, 11:26 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 11:23 PMJust wait till we get UGA next week

Can we just say the entire team caught COVID and we have to forfeit? Is that still a thing?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 11:26 PM
Just a reminder that Utah was getting ready for their first year in the PAC12, coming from the Mtn West, when we fired Bobby.

Today they are a perennial top 25 program with multiple accomplishments.

And pur claim to fame has been the Liberty Bowl.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 12, 2026, 11:27 PM
Let's just seal up Razorback Stadium, flood it, and give it to the bass fishing team.  Arena fishing with the upper deck stands for spectators.

That'll be our niche.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 11:29 PM
Ivory Homes > Sutherlands
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 11:30 PM
Bruh you can't get stiff armed like that lol
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: mde114 on Sep 12, 2026, 11:30 PM
They've quit.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 11:30 PM
holy fucking shit
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 11:31 PM
It slipped out and we put it back in
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: mde114 on Sep 12, 2026, 11:32 PM
That shot of Siverware says it all
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Trigger7672 on Sep 12, 2026, 11:33 PM
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 12, 2026, 11:27 PMLet's just seal up Razorback Stadium, flood it, and give it to the bass fishing team.  Arena fishing with the upper deck stands for spectators.

That'll be our niche.

Fuck it. I live 10 minutes from the stadium and you couldn't pay me to go to a game this season.

Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 11:33 PM
Quote from: mde114 on Sep 12, 2026, 11:32 PMThat shot of Siverware says it all

He has no clue
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 11:34 PM
Nice lightshow....
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Borenutz on Sep 12, 2026, 11:34 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 11:20 PMHe should throw himself off the top of the stadium, in protest.

Biddy, if you're reading this, I'm serious.

Hopefully he can take all of our administration with him.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: razor5396 on Sep 12, 2026, 11:35 PM
I am cancelling youtube sports tv package, destroying any Razorback Memorabilia. Fuck it all to the depths of hell. You are not going to fool me again or things are going to be better one day
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 12, 2026, 11:35 PM
A five touchdown scoring spree and we're right back in this.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 11:35 PM
My gosh, it's more KJ
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 11:36 PM
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 12, 2026, 11:35 PMA five touchdown scoring spree and we're right back in this.

I'm not sure we could score 5 TDs in skeleton drills.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 11:37 PM
We won't score 5 TDs before Halloween
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: TC on Sep 12, 2026, 11:37 PM
Quote from: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 11:35 PMMy gosh, it's more KJ

If KJ comes out to start the 2nd half...
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: TC on Sep 12, 2026, 11:38 PM
KJ is bad, but receiver routes are so sloppy.

Aaaand there's the false start
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: mde114 on Sep 12, 2026, 11:38 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 11:33 PMHe has no clue

None at all
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 11:38 PM
Even if that was complete it was 3 yards short
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 11:39 PM
trucked
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 11:39 PM
Add OL to the list of groups that have quit.  Them and their faggot haircuts.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: mde114 on Sep 12, 2026, 11:41 PM
Our games have no semblance to a normally played football game. It's disjointed, herky-jerky like we've never practiced.

It's really noticeable.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 12, 2026, 11:41 PM
Silverspoon has zero idea what to do to fix this.  Zero. None
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Ray Zorback on Sep 12, 2026, 11:41 PM
I can punt as far as this guy.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 11:42 PM
You just know Sam is loving every second of this.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 12, 2026, 11:42 PM
Quote from: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 11:42 PMYou just know Sam is loving every second of this.

Fuck that fat piece of shit.  I hope his boat sinks with him trapped under the canopy.  Fuck him.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 12, 2026, 11:45 PM
Quote from: mde114 on Sep 12, 2026, 11:41 PMOur games have no semblance to a normally played football game. It's disjointed, herky-jerky like we've never practiced.

It's really noticeable.
The Bobby years were the only time this century it looked like we had a real team that took things seriously.

You have Bobby's teams, Nutt's brand of sandlot football that lived and died on freak generational athletes, and whatever the last 14 years have been.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: red death on Sep 12, 2026, 11:46 PM
The best coach we've ever had left the program last year. 

It shows.

Take that jersey off #5.  Disgrace. 
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: TC on Sep 12, 2026, 11:46 PM
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 12, 2026, 11:45 PMThe Bobby years were the only time this century it looked like we had a real team that took things seriously.

You have Bobby's teams, Nutt's brand of sandlot football that lived and died on freak generational athletes, and whatever the last 14 years have been.

Imagine Nutt years without Gus.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: razor5396 on Sep 12, 2026, 11:47 PM
I want Hunter fired, I want Otis fired, I want Trey Biddy fired, I want Rany Rainwater fired. I want Chuck Barrett fired.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: mde114 on Sep 12, 2026, 11:48 PM
Utah kinda lost interest in that possession
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: TheOtherWhiteMeat on Sep 12, 2026, 11:48 PM
SMILE!
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 12, 2026, 11:48 PM
if KJ comes back out, you know we have zero intention of being a serious program.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: TC on Sep 12, 2026, 11:51 PM
Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 12, 2026, 11:48 PMif KJ comes back out, you know we have zero intention of being a serious program.

Saban changed qb's at the half of a Natty game.

Some people are just winners who don't played scared.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: red death on Sep 12, 2026, 11:51 PM
Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 12, 2026, 11:48 PMif KJ comes back out, you know we have zero intention of being a serious program.

He's the best we have on the team.

Let that ruminate.

I'm not even mad.  I'm dead inside.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 11:52 PM
We get the ball and they're talking about their favorite teachers.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 11:52 PM
Zero improvement between week 1 and week 2.   

Guess that theory is bullshit.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 12, 2026, 11:53 PM
He just can't pass.  That seems to be his main problem.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Ray Zorback on Sep 12, 2026, 11:53 PM
KJ sucks for sure but we can't block and the WRs can't get open so it really doesn't matter.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: red death on Sep 12, 2026, 11:54 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 11:52 PMWe get the ball and they're talking about their favorite teachers.

Boss move.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 11:55 PM
Has Silverware said anything into his mic all game?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 11:55 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 11:52 PMWe get the ball and they're talking about their favorite teachers.
She looks like the type that would fuck him too.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: TC on Sep 12, 2026, 11:55 PM
Oh look, no hurry at all
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: red death on Sep 12, 2026, 11:56 PM
I see why Quincy is trying to quit.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Borenutz on Sep 12, 2026, 11:57 PM
Quote from: Trigger7672 on Sep 12, 2026, 11:33 PMFuck it. I live 10 minutes from the stadium and you couldn't pay me to go to a game this season.



Burn it down.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: DrMongoose on Sep 12, 2026, 11:57 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 11:52 PMWe get the ball and they're talking about their favorite teachers.
And it's a kid from Muskogee which is 2 hours from the UofA campus, did we recruit him?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: mde114 on Sep 12, 2026, 11:58 PM
Quote from: red death on Sep 12, 2026, 11:56 PMI see why Quincy is trying to quit.

There will be a bunch of business decisions coming up. Players will want to redshirt in order to get a year of pay somewhere else.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Rocky Mountain Hog on Sep 13, 2026, 12:01 AM
Quote from: mde114 on Sep 12, 2026, 11:58 PMThere will be a bunch of business decisions coming up. Players will want to redshirt in order to get a year of pay somewhere else.

Yes, our roster is going to be pillaged by UCA and OBU.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: TC on Sep 13, 2026, 12:02 AM
KJ has given up. Take him out
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 13, 2026, 12:03 AM
3rd and 12 swing pass that doesn't get us any yards or into FG range
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: red death on Sep 13, 2026, 12:03 AM
That quote from a coach at SEC media days "we know who the good coaches are and he isn't one of them" was right on the money.

Well done sir.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 13, 2026, 12:04 AM
Quote from: red death on Sep 13, 2026, 12:03 AMThat quote from a coach at SEC media days "we know who the good coaches are and he isn't one of them" was right on the money.

Well done sir.
A blind man could see it.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Cornhogio on Sep 13, 2026, 12:04 AM
KJ is not an SEC QB.  Next.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Loma on Sep 13, 2026, 12:05 AM
Silverfield hasn't opened his mouth on the sideline. Is he coaching anymore?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 13, 2026, 12:05 AM
I've never seen so many passes batted down at the LOS.

It's beyond inept.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: TC on Sep 13, 2026, 12:05 AM
Receiver routes are so sloppy. Poorly coached in all phases. Thank goodness we ran off that mean guy though.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: red death on Sep 13, 2026, 12:06 AM
Quote from: Loma on Sep 13, 2026, 12:05 AMSilverfield hasn't opened his mouth on the sideline. Is he coaching anymore?

Anymore?  Has he coached yet?  I missed that part.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 13, 2026, 12:06 AM
I knew I had much hate in my heart after last weekend.  

But, I'm surprised at how much my hatred has grown between then and right now. 

It's literally the only thing that has improved between game 1 and game 2.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Ray Zorback on Sep 13, 2026, 12:06 AM
We don't have more than 3-4 sec players on the entire roster.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 13, 2026, 12:06 AM
We don't have an SEC coaching staff either.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Borenutz on Sep 13, 2026, 12:06 AM
Quote from: TC on Sep 13, 2026, 12:02 AMKJ has given up. Take him out

Or maybe he just sucks. Hard to tell when he's throwing the ball with 3 guys tackling him. But I'd still rather see someone else at this point.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 13, 2026, 12:07 AM
We holding up 4 fingers yet?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 13, 2026, 12:07 AM
The worst of this is there is no hope. There's no four year program building. No one here is going to "improve in the system."

This team won't even exist next season. It's just an endless parade of losers, new losers, different losers, etc.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: red death on Sep 13, 2026, 12:07 AM
Quote from: Ray Zorback on Sep 13, 2026, 12:06 AMWe don't have more than 3-4 sec players on the entire roster.

And, we spent more on THIS roster than Utah did. 
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: DrMongoose on Sep 13, 2026, 12:08 AM
Just wait until we hire Dabo away from Clemson!

Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: TC on Sep 13, 2026, 12:08 AM
Quote from: Borenutz on Sep 13, 2026, 12:06 AMOr maybe he just sucks. Hard to tell when he's throwing the ball with 3 guys tackling him. But I'd still rather see someone else at this point.

Even we he gets time though, he's way off. He's got the deer in the headlights look. Time to try the next guy tonight.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 13, 2026, 12:09 AM
Quote from: DrMongoose on Sep 13, 2026, 12:08 AMJust wait until we hire Dabo away from Clemson!



With his offensive coordinator
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: HogJaw on Sep 13, 2026, 12:11 AM
Quote from: TC on Sep 13, 2026, 12:08 AMEven we he gets time though, he's way off. He's got the deer in the headlights look. Time to try the next guy tonight.
We could put Tom "Fucking" Brady in at this point, we would still suck.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: piglosopher on Sep 13, 2026, 12:12 AM
Quote from: red death on Sep 13, 2026, 12:03 AMThat quote from a coach at SEC media days "we know who the good coaches are and he isn't one of them" was right on the money.

Well done sir.

Well done HY. Bravo. Really did his due diligence and sold the pitch in getting us the best coach possible.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: jdcatty on Sep 13, 2026, 12:12 AM
Quote from: red death on Sep 13, 2026, 12:07 AMAnd, we spent more on THIS roster than Utah did.

If that is true, and I am not really doubting you, I am truly disgusted.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 13, 2026, 12:12 AM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 13, 2026, 12:09 AMWith his offensive coordinator
Fuck you.  You can't get on the bus.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: TC on Sep 13, 2026, 12:12 AM
Quote from: DrMongoose on Sep 13, 2026, 12:08 AMJust wait until we hire Dabo away from Clemson!



Fuck it all. I'm in the front seat on the Gus bus.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Borenutz on Sep 13, 2026, 12:12 AM
Quote from: bigpig on Sep 13, 2026, 12:07 AMThe worst of this is there is no hope. There's no four year program building. No one here is going to "improve in the system."

This team won't even exist next season. It's just an endless parade of losers, new losers, different losers, etc.

/the end
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 13, 2026, 12:13 AM
Terrible fucking angle on that TD.  Just fucking terrible.  This defense is fucking horrible.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Ray Zorback on Sep 13, 2026, 12:13 AM
Quote from: jdcatty on Sep 13, 2026, 12:12 AMIf that is true, and I am not really doubting you, I am truly disgusted.

Quote from: Ray Zorback on Sep 12, 2026, 11:17 PMAccording to Biddy, we spent 5-6 million more on our roster than they did. Yet, they are better at every single position.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: DrMongoose on Sep 13, 2026, 12:14 AM
Oh, that is how a swing pass is supposed to work (minus the hold)?


Talent evaluation is still a major issue.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 13, 2026, 12:15 AM
By the way, other than Tulsa, this is the worst defense we'll see the rest of the season.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: TC on Sep 13, 2026, 12:15 AM
Quote from: HogJaw on Sep 13, 2026, 12:11 AMWe could put Tom "Fucking" Brady in at this point, we would still suck.

We averaged 33ppg last year with a worse line with TG and BP.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 13, 2026, 12:16 AM
When I finished college and grad school, I planned on waiting to start foundation donations and getting tickets until after student loans were paid off.

That time came during the Bielema/Morris transition and I decided not to give them money and have never started.  Best decision I've made.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 13, 2026, 12:16 AM
And the defense is taking cheap shots now.  

The season is over.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 13, 2026, 12:16 AM
Bitchmade
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 13, 2026, 12:17 AM
It's sad how much the decisions of retards on April 1st, 2012 fucked this program. 
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 13, 2026, 12:17 AM
Fuck this whole team.  THE ENTIRE FUCKING TEAM AND COACHING STAFF. All of them.  Fuck them all.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: DrMongoose on Sep 13, 2026, 12:17 AM
Why is #4 on the field instead of getting his ass chewed on the sideline?

Culture of 💩
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Ray Zorback on Sep 13, 2026, 12:19 AM
Quote from: DrMongoose on Sep 13, 2026, 12:17 AMWhy is #4 on the field instead of getting his ass chewed on the sideline?

Culture of 💩

I thought the same thing. He should have been pulled immediately.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 13, 2026, 12:19 AM
I canceled my season tickets before the 2012 season. Had them throughout Bobby's tenure then got out with him.

Best financial decision I ever made.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: DrMongoose on Sep 13, 2026, 12:21 AM
 this only game TWO. our only hope is another covid outbreak.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 13, 2026, 12:21 AM
Hill in
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 13, 2026, 12:23 AM
Embarrassing
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 13, 2026, 12:23 AM
Quote from: bigpig on Sep 13, 2026, 12:21 AMHill in
Hill sucks
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 13, 2026, 12:24 AM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 13, 2026, 12:23 AMHill sucks

At least he's right handed
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Spiderham on Sep 13, 2026, 12:24 AM
Hill throws a pretty duck.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 13, 2026, 12:25 AM
These are some horrible play calls.

Hill isnt special but making him throw from the left hash to the right sideline is retarded
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 13, 2026, 12:25 AM
None of our players seem to understand that you look ridiculous talking trash after a play in a game like this.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: mde114 on Sep 13, 2026, 12:25 AM
HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU LOOK AT THESE 2 QBS AND NOT SIGN SOMEONE ELSE?


Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Ray Zorback on Sep 13, 2026, 12:26 AM
Our WRs get zero separation.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 13, 2026, 12:26 AM
Quote from: mde114 on Sep 13, 2026, 12:25 AMHOW IN THE HELL DO YOU LOOK AT THESE 2 QBS AND NOT SIGN SOMEONE ELSE?




We spent all our money on lightbulbs
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 13, 2026, 12:26 AM
Quote from: bigpig on Sep 13, 2026, 12:24 AMAt least he's right handed

KJ probably is and doesn't know yet
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 13, 2026, 12:27 AM
Hill is 2 for 2 on 4th down this year!
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 13, 2026, 12:28 AM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 13, 2026, 12:27 AMHill is 2 for 2 on 4th down this year!

We should just play every down like it's fourth down

-some retarded thing Gus would say
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Spiderham on Sep 13, 2026, 12:28 AM
We look pretty good against their JV squad ..
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: DrMongoose on Sep 13, 2026, 12:28 AM
Every sec team will double Marshall and holy hell it will get ugly.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 13, 2026, 12:29 AM
I've yet to see Silverfield doing anything other than standing there when they pan to him.  

Real coaches that we have had in the past would be losing his mind.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 13, 2026, 12:29 AM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 13, 2026, 12:29 AMI've yet to see Silverfield doing anything other than standing there when they pan to him. 

Real coaches that we have had in the past would be losing his mind. 
He's planning what to do with his buyout.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: TC on Sep 13, 2026, 12:31 AM
Quote from: bigpig on Sep 13, 2026, 12:25 AMThese are some horrible play calls.

Hill isnt special but making him throw from the left hash to the right sideline is retarded

Poor, poor coaching. Bring in the backup to dial up a long pass across the hatches. Way to set him up for the pick 6, coach.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 13, 2026, 12:31 AM
We are getting that garbage time touchdown if it kills us
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 13, 2026, 12:31 AM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 13, 2026, 12:29 AMI've yet to see Silverfield doing anything other than standing there when they pan to him. 

Real coaches that we have had in the past would be losing his mind. 
At least he didn't have to live with "the worst offensive game he's been affiliated with" for very long.


Its time at the top was a short lived 
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Loma on Sep 13, 2026, 12:32 AM
Our starting QB ended up with a 40 QBR.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: jdcatty on Sep 13, 2026, 12:33 AM
Hill is better than Jackson.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 13, 2026, 12:33 AM
AJ is the starter.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 13, 2026, 12:33 AM
lol we needed the assist
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 13, 2026, 12:34 AM
Move Jackson to WR, as is tradition
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 13, 2026, 12:34 AM
TOUCHDOWN!


Bus is back on the highway!   
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: red death on Sep 13, 2026, 12:34 AM
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 13, 2026, 12:29 AMHe's planning what to do with his buyout.

Exactly.  He is done.  How long does he get?  That's the only question.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Ray Zorback on Sep 13, 2026, 12:35 AM
Quote from: jdcatty on Sep 13, 2026, 12:33 AMHill is better than Jackson.

He's got to shorten that throwing motion. He winds up like he's throwing home from the warning track.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: mde114 on Sep 13, 2026, 12:36 AM
Quote from: bigpig on Sep 13, 2026, 12:33 AMAJ is the starter.

KJ is probably cool with that for next week.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: TC on Sep 13, 2026, 12:37 AM
Quote from: Ray Zorback on Sep 13, 2026, 12:35 AMHe's got to shorten that throwing motion. He winds up like he's throwing home from the warning track.

Wut? He's soooo much faster than KJ with the ball out of his hands. KJ is the king of the wind up.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 13, 2026, 12:37 AM
Quote from: red death on Sep 13, 2026, 12:34 AMExactly.  He is done.  How long does he get?  That's the only question.

Next year we go to OU, to Missouri, to Miss St, to Florida, and to LSU. We also have Bama, Kentucky, and Texas at home, Ole Miss at home, and Ok State coming to Fayetteville. We also go to Tulsa.

He gets fired next year.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 13, 2026, 12:39 AM
4th down from your 20 and you go for it.  

Down 33 with 7 to go and you don't onside it?

Why?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 13, 2026, 12:41 AM
Utah is going to drive this to the 2min warning and score.

We're going to run it a few times and end the game.

50-10 final score?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Ray Zorback on Sep 13, 2026, 12:42 AM
Quote from: TC on Sep 13, 2026, 12:37 AMWut? He's soooo much faster than KJ with the ball out of his hands. KJ is the king of the wind up.

Maybe I didn't notice it as much with KJ because he was throwing it straight into the DL, but AJ has a big loop in his delivery.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: jdcatty on Sep 13, 2026, 12:46 AM
Quote from: Ray Zorback on Sep 13, 2026, 12:35 AMHe's got to shorten that throwing motion. He winds up like he's throwing home from the warning track.

Please understand I didn't say he was good.  I just said he was better that the other guy.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 13, 2026, 12:48 AM
Hey look at that, a pass caught on the run!
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 13, 2026, 12:49 AM
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 13, 2026, 12:48 AMHey look at that, a pass caught on the run!
Is that optimism I hear in your written voice?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 13, 2026, 12:49 AM
I wonder how many woopigers are still watching.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: DrMongoose on Sep 13, 2026, 12:50 AM
Silverfield looks like he is thinking about how he wants to word his resignation letter

That or the parking plan for the Georgia game

Or he looks like all of us bout 2 hours into a family reunion
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 13, 2026, 12:51 AM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 13, 2026, 12:49 AMI wonder how many woopigers are still watching. 
Still 28 registered users online.

But I assume the usual four or five are down in P&R bitching at each other and not watching.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: HogJaw on Sep 13, 2026, 12:52 AM
We are worse than Vanderbilt was in their basement days! A true bottom dweller, laughing stock!!
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: TC on Sep 13, 2026, 12:52 AM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 13, 2026, 12:49 AMI wonder how many woopigers are still watching. 

I'll never not watch. I'm here for the long haul. I bleed Razorback red forever.

I also enjoy poking myself with sharp objects, against my better judgement.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 13, 2026, 12:53 AM
I'm watching, and pushing slivers of bar soap into my urethra just to feel something.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 13, 2026, 12:55 AM
Yep, that's just about how I figured it'd end.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Ray Zorback on Sep 13, 2026, 12:56 AM
That was a fitting ending.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: DrMongoose on Sep 13, 2026, 12:56 AM
What expectations is this announcer talking about? There are none and we can't even meet those.

They will trot cal out 3 times next week and double the corgi races! 2 hot dogs a drink and ticket for a low price !

Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 13, 2026, 12:57 AM
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 13, 2026, 12:51 AMStill 28 registered users online.

But I assume the usual four or five are down in P&R bitching at each other and not watching.
Lol
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 13, 2026, 12:57 AM
Well, that sucked.  

Good night friends.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Ray Zorback on Sep 13, 2026, 12:58 AM
I'm guessing on the Tulsa message board, they are all upping their win predictions by 1.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 13, 2026, 12:59 AM
I watched every second of that.

I also watched the twin towers fall 25 years ago and a day.

I'm a sucker for horror.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: animal on Sep 13, 2026, 02:49 AM
I was unburdened by what has been
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Hogfan58 on Sep 13, 2026, 06:23 AM
"There are a lot of teams that wish they were 1-1 Chuck"
"We're 0-0 in the conference, Chuck, so we still have lot's to play for"
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Sep 13, 2026, 07:05 AM
Quote from: bigpig on Sep 13, 2026, 12:41 AMUtah is going to drive this to the 2min warning and score.

We're going to run it a few times and end the game.

50-10 final score?

Wudn't even no 49-10, Neal.




I'm sure Bass scored more than the Hogs last night.

Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Sep 13, 2026, 07:37 AM
I thought Biddy would at least have more passion in his walk and talk than Silverfluke in his postgame, which I couldn't even finish.

Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Texzilla on Sep 13, 2026, 08:20 AM
This team is a collection of carpetbaggers shitballs without real desire to play college level pro ball. They've come for a check and a sec tag on their cv.

I like that RS is willing to bench unperforming players.  They are pros and need to play like it.  Last night Sam would have stuck with KJ to the end.  He wouldn't bench "our seniors".

This is a team of shitballs.  That's on HY.  Was he even at the game last night?  We need a new AD/GM that can get this thing figured out. Without a Wilson Mathews/JFB level of management in every facet of modern football bidness we're in an unending death spiral of losing, fan apathy, and sec cash infusions.  It's a propped up bankrupt operation thats kept afloat with artificial money support.

Silverfield might be the next Bear Bryant.  Or the next Chad.  It doesn't matter because the rest is so broken.

The only thing I'm thankful for is I lost the fervent fandom I grew up on back during the reign of Houston Nutt.  I'm not really invested in it, I don't spend a dime on it, and I watched the game just a bit on my phone. 

And Ryan, leave those white fucking helmets in Utah. 
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: TheOtherWhiteMeat on Sep 13, 2026, 08:24 AM
Quote from: Hogfan58 on Sep 13, 2026, 06:23 AM"There are a lot of teams that wish they were 1-1 Chuck"
"We're 0-0 in the conference, Chuck, so we still have lot's to play for"
Don't laugh. The coup de grace would be letting HY and Silver go midseason and naming Houston AD and Danny HC.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 13, 2026, 08:37 AM
Quote from: Texzilla on Sep 13, 2026, 08:20 AMThey've come for a check and a sec tag on their cv.
This is what is infuriating.

There are players that aren't good enough to win many games, but they are going to build a foundation that 2-3 years from now will produce fruit.  We may be frustrated today with these guys and losing.  But they are at least worthy of payment because they '"could" most likely at least make other lower level SEC rosters. 

Then you have these assholes.   This coaching staff recruited and are paying guys that wouldn't make the roster of a mid level non-power team. 

That is how shitty the evaluations were in the off season. 

He brought in 80ish players that add zero value.   They don't build shit for the future.   

Fuck this program. 
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 13, 2026, 08:46 AM
You build the future with players that aren't drawing the big NIL checks. They'll play hard, fundamental ball and they'll do it every play until the whistle blows. These fuckfaces aren't doing it because 1. it's not being demanded and 2. they think they've already proven themselves every time they check their bank accounts.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Sep 13, 2026, 09:24 AM
Quote from: TheOtherWhiteMeat on Sep 13, 2026, 08:24 AMDon't laugh. The coup de grace would be letting HY and Silver go midseason and naming Houston AD and Danny HC.

At least Danny has an excuse for brain-dead decision-making.

Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 13, 2026, 09:59 AM
All right, for those of us who rationally went to bed at halftime, it appears that Hill got most or all of the second half at quarterback. How did he look? The box score is a mixed bag. Looks like he took three big sacks. But he threw the only touchdown pass. Did he look like he can run an offense? Was he throwing balls to covered receivers one yard behind the line of scrimmage? Could he throw it downfield without looking like someone who's just closing his eyes and chucking it?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: mde114 on Sep 13, 2026, 10:02 AM
That touchdown pass bounced off a defenders hands and into the receivers.

Should have been an interception and possibly a pick 6.

I can understand the difficulty in choosing a starting QB for this team.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Spiderham on Sep 13, 2026, 10:03 AM
His passes make ducks cringe. 
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: FNG on Sep 13, 2026, 10:33 AM
Is it unreasonable to consider throwing our million-dollar, reclassified ninth-grader out there and see what happens?

The obvious risk is that his inexperience will lead to poor decision making and possibly cause him to be permanently gun shy but, on the other hand, his two older counterparts also make poor decisions and at least he is supposed to have the best arm of the three.

And we all know that if his talent is genuine he'll be poached by a top-20 team in a year or two anyway.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BASS on Sep 13, 2026, 11:27 AM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 11:31 PMIt slipped out and we put it back in

Post of the game. I laughed out loud after nothing but depression since the game started.

I didn't watch it. I was going to today after the f1 race, which I'm currently watching. But after reading this thread... I want to kill myself. But I will not. I will just stand by laugh at the shit show clown shoes football team we have.

Anybody know if Mrs. Richardson, as great and kind as she was, was into some of that Santeria?

The way Frank, BOT, and GOBN treated her husband when he had accomplished what he had for this university?  And then don't give him a statue in front of the palace that was built because of him?

She takes down the one thing that mattered the most to all those fuckers.

Would make a good movie.

We should have rectified that shit before she died.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: DrMongoose on Sep 13, 2026, 11:32 AM
Quote from: FNG on Sep 13, 2026, 10:33 AMIs it unreasonable to consider throwing our million-dollar, reclassified ninth-grader out there and see what happens?

The obvious risk is that his inexperience will lead to poor decision making and possibly cause him to be permanently gun shy but, on the other hand, his two older counterparts also make poor decisions and at least he is supposed to have the best arm of the three.

And we all know that if his talent is genuine he'll be poached by a top-20 team in a year or two anyway.

Can't be any worse than the last time we started a true freshman QB....oh wait that kinda worked.

The only thing missing last night was archer going in for Utah and throwing a TD.

We are now the bug on the windshield of college football.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Lurk on Sep 13, 2026, 11:35 AM
We've got bigger problems than just the QB. The line can't block, receivers can't get open or catch and no running game.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BASS on Sep 13, 2026, 11:42 AM
Also guys come on. Let's join the 21st century and consider we have posters that may be lgbtq. And stop using the word faggot? They find it offensive, we can be respectful of that.

Retard is still ok. Sofa people don't deserve much respect. And I figure since I'm autistic, I'm allowed to use that word.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Trigger7672 on Sep 13, 2026, 11:48 AM
Are we above average or even average at any position group?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 13, 2026, 11:51 AM
Quote from: Trigger7672 on Sep 13, 2026, 11:48 AMAre we above average or even average at any position group?
Our kickoff guy did fine from what little we saw 
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 13, 2026, 12:12 PM
Quote from: Lurk on Sep 13, 2026, 11:35 AMWe've got bigger problems than just the QB. The line can't block, receivers can't get open or catch and no running game.

We do nothing well. Not one damn thing we can hang our hat on.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: animal on Sep 13, 2026, 12:15 PM
Quote from: FNG on Sep 13, 2026, 10:33 AMIs it unreasonable to consider throwing our million-dollar, reclassified ninth-grader out there and see what happens?

The obvious risk is that his inexperience will lead to poor decision making and possibly cause him to be permanently gun shy but, on the other hand, his two older counterparts also make poor decisions and at least he is supposed to have the best arm of the three.

And we all know that if his talent is genuine he'll be poached by a top-20 team in a year or two anyway.
I was thinking the same thing. How long before they say fuck it and just roll with Hank Hendrix and let him take his lumps. 

Also how is it possible to have a massive downgrade on the OL coming off a 2 win season? We literally hired a head coach (OL coaching exp) and two OL position coaches...plus have a two or three allegedly decent blocking TEs and a fullback and still can't block for shit. 

Carter Power Hour pointed to a play where Utah was literally standing up straight on the D and "bull rushed" our line with zero leverage and managed to get a sack/tackle for loss. I can only imagine what Georgia is going to do to these dough boys.


Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 13, 2026, 12:33 PM
I've always said we are going to be most successful with a coach that can out scheme the opponent. We will rarely ever out physical opponents. Yet we want to hire Oline head coaches
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BASS on Sep 13, 2026, 12:39 PM
There is no excuse for not knowing how to coach sound fundamentals. No matter how bad you suck, you at least ought to get that shit right.

I'm still not watching the game. This thread was enough to know that all the hate the regime gets is worthy.

Are the players smart enough to know that next year's paycheck is 100% dependent on how well you play this year? You really gonna be satisfied getting one payday, then playing for free next year because you quit and didn't want to  try?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 13, 2026, 12:46 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 13, 2026, 09:59 AMAll right, for those of us who rationally went to bed at halftime, it appears that Hill got most or all of the second half at quarterback. How did he look? The box score is a mixed bag. Looks like he took three big sacks. But he threw the only touchdown pass. Did he look like he can run an offense? Was he throwing balls to covered receivers one yard behind the line of scrimmage? Could he throw it downfield without looking like someone who's just closing his eyes and chucking it?
He also played exclusively against Utahs 2nd and 3rd stringers.  

Hill sucks.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: TC on Sep 13, 2026, 12:52 PM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 13, 2026, 12:46 PMHe also played exclusively against Utahs 2nd and 3rd stringers. 

Hill sucks. 

I like his release much better than KJ's, it's quicker, but that's not saying much. KJ's long armed wind up is frustratingly ugly.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 13, 2026, 01:07 PM
I think this game finally broke me. 
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 13, 2026, 01:11 PM
Quote from: BASS on Sep 13, 2026, 11:42 AMAlso guys come on. Let's join the 21st century and consider we have posters that may be lgbtq. And stop using the word faggot? They find it offensive, we can be respectful of that.

Retard is still ok. Sofa people don't deserve much respect. And I figure since I'm autistic, I'm allowed to use that word.

Nobody calls gays faggots, we call people acting like lame-ass faggots, faggots.  It would be insensitive to call an actual homosexual a faggot, as they deserve more respect.  Granted, I'm 50/50 on whether HTL is a homosexual, so maybe I did call a gay dude a faggot.  Sorry, bro. 
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 13, 2026, 01:13 PM
Our staff seems woefully unprepared to do the job.  They had all offseason to prepare and THIS is what we get?  We aren't getting out-athleted like we did in 2008.  We are just getting out schemed and out played.  Give their staff a month with our players and they would likely beat our staff with their players. 

The team last year would beat the shit out of this one and that is saying something since they didn't beat the shit out of anyone, just came really close to beating almost everyone.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BASS on Sep 13, 2026, 01:15 PM
How in the hell do you fire a guy, search for someone to do it better, and do worse?

Wow.

Hunter really that bad at evaluating coaches?

You think he talked to the assistants, looked into their backgrounds, looked at playbooks, learned philosophies, watched film?

I mean shouldn't the guy making the most important hire for the flagship University in the state do that? It seems like his thought process was "hey, this guy beat us and he wasn't supposed to, look how good his cheaper nil budget team looked compared to our sec nil budget. This is a slam dunk that's my guy."
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BASS on Sep 13, 2026, 01:25 PM
No secret that next week's game thread title will be "Prepare Thy Anus".

I'll watch as long I can stand it.

I can't stand to watch torture.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 13, 2026, 01:27 PM
Looks like the line is around-25. Congrats fellas!
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BASS on Sep 13, 2026, 01:28 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 13, 2026, 01:27 PMLooks like the line is around-25. Congrats fellas!

What the what? Quick, how do I liquidate my entire 401k in the next 24 hours?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 13, 2026, 01:31 PM
Again, Hunter made his decision in week 4 last season.  For all of my "we should have given Bobby the job" he was never an actual candidate.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 13, 2026, 01:32 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 13, 2026, 01:31 PMAgain, Hunter made his decision in week 4 last season.  For all of my "we should have given Bobby the job" he was never an actual candidate.
Move on.  JFB says BMFP can't coach in today's college football world.  
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: The Whyte Boar on Sep 13, 2026, 02:04 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 13, 2026, 01:31 PMAgain, Hunter made his decision in week 4 last season.  For all of my "we should have given Bobby the job" he was never an actual candidate.

Exactly, it broke on X about two weeks after we fired Sam and was denied.  But then it came true.  No one else was even seriously considered.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: gorillawarfare on Sep 13, 2026, 02:11 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 13, 2026, 01:27 PMLooks like the line is around-25. Congrats fellas!
. Sweet I just emptied my Saracen account on the dogs
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 13, 2026, 02:17 PM
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Quote from: BASS on Sep 13, 2026, 11:42 AMAlso guys come on. Let's join the 21st century and consider we have posters that may be lgbtq. And stop using the word faggot? They find it offensive, we can be respectful of that.


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Quote from: BASS on Sep 13, 2026, 01:25 PMNo secret that next week's game thread title will be "Prepare Thy Anus".

Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BASS on Sep 13, 2026, 02:21 PM
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I think we can all agree anal sex is/assumed to be painful. Male, female, none of that matters. It's pain.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 13, 2026, 04:29 PM
Old Woopig = wear a cup

New Woopig = lube up, boys
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Natty_Ice on Sep 13, 2026, 04:47 PM
Quote from: bigpig on Sep 13, 2026, 04:29 PMOld Woopig = wear a cup

New Woopig = lube up, boys

 :))
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: animal on Sep 13, 2026, 04:56 PM
We've went from young idealists to now we just go assume the position. We're not even getting paid for it anymore. There's no nightstand. No knee pads in sight either. If we're real good there might be some lube.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 13, 2026, 07:06 PM
https://x.com/RazorbackFB/status/2098923799249117405

Unbelievable. 
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 13, 2026, 07:09 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 13, 2026, 01:31 PMAgain, Hunter made his decision in week 4 last season.  For all of my "we should have given Bobby the job" he was never an actual candidate.

Yep, and Bobby KNEW it too, and the players KNEW it,  yet he got the guys to play hard week in and week out the remainder of the season.  If he had that team from spring all the way through summer into the fall, we probably win 6-7 games last year with him as the head coach. 
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 13, 2026, 07:15 PM
Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 13, 2026, 07:09 PMYep, and Bobby KNEW it too, and the players KNEW it,  yet he got the guys to play hard week in and week out the remainder of the season.  If he had that team from spring all the way through summer into the fall, we probably win 6-7 games last year with him as the head coach. 

They also lost the DC.  They knew the only thing not working against them WAS the HC and remaining staff, and they kept taking the field.  Last season just looks better and better with hindsight.  Just getting a full roster to suit up every week was a hell of a job on its own.

And then we let the dipshit AD go through with the hire.  Fuck him with the cock of a Clydesdale.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 13, 2026, 07:16 PM
Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 13, 2026, 07:09 PMYep, and Bobby KNEW it too, and the players KNEW it,  yet he got the guys to play hard week in and week out the remainder of the season.  If he had that team from spring all the way through summer into the fall, we probably win 6-7 games last year with him as the head coach. 

Let's not forget we fired our DC midway through the season who was awful. He was having to win with little help from that side of the ball.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 13, 2026, 07:17 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 13, 2026, 07:15 PMThey also lost the DC.  They knew the only thing not working against them WAS the HC and remaining staff, and they kept taking the field.  Last season just looks better and better with hindsight.

Yep, you hire him and give him an entire offseason and this team doesn't look like it has the first two games, guaranteed.  Instead, we get Silverfish standing there with a blank look on his face like he has zero fucking idea what to do or even any desire to do anything.  His checks cash either way.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 13, 2026, 07:20 PM
Losing the way we did against OM and Memphis killed the season. We should've won both. If that happened, you probaly get to 6 wins and still have SP, but with Petrino and a new DC this year.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: TheOtherWhiteMeat on Sep 13, 2026, 10:28 PM
How many hot dogs and cokes will you get with the purchase of a $25 seat this Saturday?
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 14, 2026, 09:33 AM
DJ is already fed up with our offense.  If you watch you can see our WR play being incredibly bad.  Sloppy routes are back on the menu.

Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 14, 2026, 09:44 AM
Sloppy routes are a result of sloppy coaching that doesn't give a shit enough to correct them.  We are a poorly coached team.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Sep 14, 2026, 11:26 AM
I really haven't seen anything that resembles offense yet.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: passed on Sep 14, 2026, 12:09 PM
Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 14, 2026, 09:44 AMSloppy routes are a result of sloppy coaching that doesn't give a shit enough to correct them.  We are a poorly coached team.

Honestly, Cramsey should have been left on the Tarmac.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 14, 2026, 12:21 PM
I remember the last real coach we had and the emphasis he put on route running.  Not 7.5 yards, not 8.5 yards, if it called for 8 yards, you ran an 8 yard route and cut it off perfectly.  No lazy drag, you cut it off at fucking 8 yards exactly.  That is what a coach does.  What we have right now, not sure what they are, but they aren't coaches.

Attention to detail is the difference between winning and losing and we have losers collecting a check.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 14, 2026, 12:24 PM
Quote from: passed on Sep 14, 2026, 12:09 PMHonestly, Cramsey should have been left on the Tarmac.

I was thinking locked in the coaches box but both would work.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: Hogfan58 on Sep 14, 2026, 12:55 PM
Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 14, 2026, 12:21 PMI remember the last real coach we had and the emphasis he put on route running.  Not 7.5 yards, not 8.5 yards, if it called for 8 yards, you ran an 8 yard route and cut it off perfectly.  No lazy drag, you cut it off at fucking 8 yards exactly.  That is what a coach does.  What we have right now, not sure what they are, but they aren't coaches.

Attention to detail is the difference between winning and losing and we have losers collecting a check.

But we have LED lights, a kick ass sound system and the team doesn't have to walk as far anymore for meals.
Title: Re: What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 14, 2026, 01:11 PM
And they all wear the same suite.  maybe that is why they all suck.