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Title: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 10:19 AM
I guess this will suffice. The apathy is real.

In the last 10 months we've managed to spend/contract ourselves to $80ish million dollars to not only suck worse, but challenge Morris teams for the worst in our history.

$15 mm to pittman
$3 mm to payoff assistant contracts
$35 mm to silverfield contract
$4mm to assistant contracts
$25 mm to players


Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Spiderham on Sep 26, 2026, 10:20 AM
Quote from: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 10:19 AMI guess this will suffice. The apathy is real.

In the last 10 months we've managed to spend/contract ourselves to $80ish million dollars to not only suck worse, but challenge Morris teams for the worst in our history.

$15 mm to pittman
$3 mm to payoff assistant contracts
$35 mm to silverfield contract
$4mm to assistant contracts
$25 mm to players



But you should see next year's budget... ::)
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 10:23 AM
Quote from: Spiderham on Sep 26, 2026, 10:20 AMBut you should see next year's budget... ::)

And they wonder why the fans are pissed.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Zoso on Sep 26, 2026, 10:39 AM
So this game is internet only? I'm stuck in a hotel in Heber Springs. I guess I'll watch on my phone.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 10:41 AM
Yeah, SEC Network+

Which you now get on YouTube tv, so you no longer have to go through the ESPN app.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 10:44 AM
Quote from: Zoso on Sep 26, 2026, 10:39 AMSo this game is internet only? I'm stuck in a hotel in Heber Springs. I guess I'll watch on my phone.

There's a river.  Just go lay face down in it for awhile and it'll be a better experience than watching this game.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 10:45 AM
Quote from: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 10:19 AMI guess this will suffice. The apathy is real.

In the last 10 months we've managed to spend/contract ourselves to $80ish million dollars to not only suck worse, but challenge Morris teams for the worst in our history.

$15 mm to pittman
$3 mm to payoff assistant contracts
$35 mm to silverfield contract
$4mm to assistant contracts
$25 mm to players




$15mm to Pittman because our sitting AD gave him a raise/extension when literally nobody even wanted to try to hire him away, and AFTER he publicly said this would be his last job.

Everything after that is solely because we didn't fire HY for that act of stupidity.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Zoso on Sep 26, 2026, 10:47 AM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 10:44 AMThere's a river.  Just go lay face down in it for awhile and it'll be a better experience than watching this game.

Or do a swan dive off Sugarloaf.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: jdcatty on Sep 26, 2026, 10:49 AM
Herbstreit's "super-dog" pick is Tulsa.  Ouch.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Guardrail on Sep 26, 2026, 11:16 AM
And we used to clown on ole miss and Vandy.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: dhog on Sep 26, 2026, 11:34 AM
Quote from: Zoso on Sep 26, 2026, 10:39 AMSo this game is internet only? I'm stuck in a hotel in Heber Springs. I guess I'll watch on my phone.

You're in a hotel in Heber Springs? I hope it's the Holiday Inn Express, otherwise my thoughts and prayers.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 11:35 AM
Still got two tickets to tonight's light show. 
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: egregious on Sep 26, 2026, 12:03 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 11:35 AMStill got two tickets to tonight's light show. 

Do you have to go to the game to see the fireworks?
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: DrMongoose on Sep 26, 2026, 12:05 PM
Are they waiting to fire Hunter so he can see the laser and light show one time?

I do wonder how much was spent on the sound system, turf, and laser lights ? Would have been better spent on linemen.

#FireHunterYurachek
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Third_down_draw on Sep 26, 2026, 12:06 PM
Quote from: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 10:41 AMYeah, SEC Network+

Which you now get on YouTube tv, so you no longer have to go through the ESPN app.

And YouTube so you no longer have to have YouTube tv or sec network+ or the shame of paying for the privilege to watch a dumpster fire.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: animal on Sep 26, 2026, 12:16 PM
7pm kickoff
SEC+

We're having a rave party tonight, bring your own drugs
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 12:23 PM
Surely we win with two game threads, right?
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Cornhogio on Sep 26, 2026, 12:36 PM
Quote from: DrMongoose on Sep 26, 2026, 12:05 PMAre they waiting to fire Hunter so he can see the laser and light show one time?

I do wonder how much was spent on the sound system, turf, and laser lights ? Would have been better spent on linemen.

#FireHunterYurachek

Hopefully there are some photon torpedos loaded for his ass.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 12:55 PM
Yurachek should be forced to watch this game from a seat over a piranha tank.  We win, and he can get off the seat.  We lose, and that seat collapses and the tank looks like the Kool-Aid man trying to pass a kidney stone.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: DirkPiggler on Sep 26, 2026, 02:19 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 12:55 PMYurachek should be forced to watch this game from a seat over a piranha tank.  We win, and he can get off the seat.  We lose, and that seat collapses and the tank looks like the Kool-Aid man trying to pass a kidney stone.

Let him watch the lasers from the top of Old Main or something.   Kind of like Moses wasn't allowed to enter the promised land, but instead of being a patriarch of two major religions we have a 50 IQ goofball. 
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 02:55 PM
Quote from: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 10:19 AMI guess this will suffice. The apathy is real.

In the last 10 months we've managed to spend/contract ourselves to $80ish million dollars to not only suck worse, but challenge Morris teams for the worst in our history.

$15 mm to pittman
$3 mm to payoff assistant contracts
$35 mm to silverfield contract
$4mm to assistant contracts
$25 mm to players


@Ryan Silverfield, prove me wrong that we aren't vying for the worst team in history. No denying we are in contention. And don't pout about your nil handicaps. You have a top 25 roster. And you look like the 100th best team in the country. Your players are lazy, undisciplined sacks of shit that didn't redirect you and your staff nor play hard for you. They have no loyalty, no work ethic, no pride. Apparently you fucking suck at managing the new college athlete.  They got paid and don't give a shit. And you suck as a talent evaluator.

Why in the every loving holy fuck did HY offer you $7mm a year? What a dumbass.

Buff that shit out.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Snorts on Sep 26, 2026, 02:57 PM
Im a Razorback and GB Packers fan. Life sucks.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 26, 2026, 02:59 PM
Quote from: Snorts on Sep 26, 2026, 02:57 PMIm a Razorback and GB Packers fan. Life sucks.
SKOL
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 02:59 PM
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 26, 2026, 02:59 PMSKOL

I hope your next chicken is undercooked
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: jdcatty on Sep 26, 2026, 04:00 PM
Tv question-- I have YouTubetv.  Supposedly they have all of ESPN shows now.  Will I still have to get out of YouTubetv and go through the ESPN app?
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 04:03 PM
No it's on the YouTube tv channel lineup options.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: animal on Sep 26, 2026, 04:04 PM
Quote from: jdcatty on Sep 26, 2026, 04:00 PMTv question-- I have YouTubetv.  Supposedly they have all of ESPN shows now.  Will I still have to get out of YouTubetv and go through the ESPN app?
I think someone said earlier in the thread or maybe it was in another thread that it should be on Youtube tv as SEC+ channel. I don't have that channel so cannot confirm. 

I was hoping to find a bootleg
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: jdcatty on Sep 26, 2026, 04:06 PM
Quote from: animal on Sep 26, 2026, 04:04 PMI think someone said earlier in the thread or maybe it was in another thread that it should be on Youtube tv as SEC+ channel. I don't have that channel so cannot confirm.

I was hoping to find a bootleg


I can't find anything that says "SEC+" Channel on YouTubetv;  not a huge deal, I have ESPN+ also and can get it on the ESPN app, but it is a lot easier to change channels between games on YTtv
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 04:08 PM
It's under the ESPN+ channels
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 04:10 PM
Quote from: jdcatty on Sep 26, 2026, 04:06 PMI can't find anything that says "SEC+" Channel on YouTubetv;  not a huge deal, I have ESPN+ also and can get it on the ESPN app, but it is a lot easier to change channels between games on YTtv

Same, not showing up on my YTTV list.  I can search for ESPN, sort through Upcoming, and find it that way.  Kind of dumb.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: jdcatty on Sep 26, 2026, 04:10 PM
Quote from: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 04:08 PMIt's under the ESPN+ channels

But where are the ESPN+ channels?  Only on the ESPN App or on YouTubetv?
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: animal on Sep 26, 2026, 04:15 PM
From the search screen I type "Arkanas Razorbacks"

Then click on football 


Then schedule and you'll see the game.

Screenshot 2026-09-26 at 16-14-22 Arkansas Razorbacks football - YouTube TV.png
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Sep 26, 2026, 05:01 PM
Quote from: jdcatty on Sep 26, 2026, 10:49 AMHerbstreit's "super-dog" pick is Tulsa.  Ouch.

How the heck does this game even qualify as a super dog?

Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Olhickoryhog on Sep 26, 2026, 05:12 PM
I think you have to go through and connect ESPN unlimited to your youtubeTV account to have ESPN plus games show up (at least I had to). Its pretty simple and I think there is a tutorial about it on the YouTubetv site
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Piggyback06 on Sep 26, 2026, 05:41 PM
Cannot believe we are paying these kids. At least we may have a chance today.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Zoso on Sep 26, 2026, 06:10 PM
Quote from: dhog on Sep 26, 2026, 11:34 AMYou're in a hotel in Heber Springs? I hope it's the Holiday Inn Express, otherwise my thoughts and prayers.

Yes. I have an awesome view of Brother's BBQ.

I used to stay at the one that's the Quality Inn now. I drove by there earlier and it looks like it's in need of some renovation.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 06:26 PM
https://x.com/DanFair88/status/2103988467000881626 (https://x.com/DanFair88/status/2103988467000881626)
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Feral on Sep 26, 2026, 06:28 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 06:26 PMhttps://x.com/DanFair88/status/2103988467000881626 (https://x.com/DanFair88/status/2103988467000881626)

I guess the quit has set in.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 26, 2026, 06:29 PM
Kids making business decisions?
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Natty_Ice on Sep 26, 2026, 06:35 PM
looks like the Bataan death march


Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: jdcatty on Sep 26, 2026, 06:38 PM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 26, 2026, 06:29 PMKids making business decisions?

If they are, damn sure better quit paying them and demand a refund for past payments.

Honestly, I am going to give them a break and presume injury until I know otherwise.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: DrMongoose on Sep 26, 2026, 06:54 PM
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Sep 26, 2026, 06:35 PMlooks like the Bataan death march



Thank goodness they remembered the sledge hammer!
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: DrMongoose on Sep 26, 2026, 06:55 PM
https://x.com/dankbroyles/status/2103903190622372056?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Son of Spam on Sep 26, 2026, 06:55 PM
Quote from: DrMongoose on Sep 26, 2026, 06:54 PMThank goodness they remembered the sledge hammer!
Should have been a shovel.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Natty_Ice on Sep 26, 2026, 06:57 PM
Quote from: DrMongoose on Sep 26, 2026, 06:54 PMThank goodness they remembered the sledge hammer!

sledge hammers have been done to death, I want to see the starting OL all carrying jack hammers!
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 06:59 PM
Quote from: Son of Spam on Sep 26, 2026, 06:55 PMShould have been a shovel.

(https://64.media.tumblr.com/fda7ae30aad6f52cf778258f75a0139f/tumblr_inline_p9gnl4MDyY1qi9fgw_500.gif)
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: razor5396 on Sep 26, 2026, 07:01 PM
I am so excited, I cant wait to start bitching
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 26, 2026, 07:01 PM
I'm looking at the positives.

At least it's finally football weather.

Can finally watch the loss on the deck since it's not 95 degrees.  And it's been so dry that mosquitos are at a minimum.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: bigpig on Sep 26, 2026, 07:01 PM
Charlie Strong. How far he's fallen. From getting blown out by Arkansas in a bowl game, to struggling to string a sentence together in a D-tier broadcast
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 07:02 PM
Looks like we've already started burning couches.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: razor5396 on Sep 26, 2026, 07:02 PM
Something is wrong with Charlie Strong
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 26, 2026, 07:02 PM
Quote from: bigpig on Sep 26, 2026, 07:01 PMCharlie Strong. How far he's fallen. From getting blown out by Arkansas in a bowl game, to struggling to string a sentence together in a D-tier broadcast
He's having a tough time with it.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 26, 2026, 07:02 PM
Well, here we go.  Blah.  
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: bigpig on Sep 26, 2026, 07:02 PM
Oh gosh, our offense is up first.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 07:02 PM
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 26, 2026, 07:01 PMI'm looking at the positives.

At least it's finally football weather.

Can finally watch the loss on the deck since it's not 95 degrees.  And it's been so dry that mosquitos are at a minimum.

Amen
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 26, 2026, 07:02 PM
Apparently there is a good crowd. 

Laser lights paying off.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: The Whyte Boar on Sep 26, 2026, 07:03 PM
My goodness, I think Charlie Strong has CTE.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 07:04 PM
Helio Ocean quality video.  If the secondary falls down on every play I think we have a shot.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: animal on Sep 26, 2026, 07:04 PM
Will they show the announcers sipping Jack on air?
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: bigpig on Sep 26, 2026, 07:05 PM
That screen goes nowhere vs a team with a pulse
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 26, 2026, 07:06 PM
Charlie sounds like his back went out and he washed down some painkillers he had on hand with a shot of Beam.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 07:06 PM
Tulsa defense not quite as fast as the ones we have faced. Everyone has stopped that tunnel screen so far.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: DrMongoose on Sep 26, 2026, 07:06 PM
What has gotten into cisse? What a start
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 26, 2026, 07:06 PM
Like I said in the score prediction thread...

We will beat Tulsa handily and everyone will say "See, we knew Silverfish was good!" 
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 07:07 PM
Tulsa kind of sucks
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 26, 2026, 07:07 PM
This broadcast makes the game feel like a high school game.  
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 26, 2026, 07:08 PM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 26, 2026, 07:07 PMThis broadcast makes the game feel like a high school game. 
But with lasers 
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: bigpig on Sep 26, 2026, 07:08 PM
Did Charlie Strong spend the past 5 years as a boxer?
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: bigpig on Sep 26, 2026, 07:09 PM
This offense is embarrassing between the tackles.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 07:09 PM
What a shitty play call on 3rd down
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 26, 2026, 07:09 PM
3rd and 4 at the 10 and that's your call. 
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 07:09 PM
Jeebus
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 26, 2026, 07:09 PM
Let's start the bitchin.  That was a pretty crappy end to the drive.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Son of Spam on Sep 26, 2026, 07:09 PM
Quote from: jdcatty on Sep 26, 2026, 04:06 PMI can't find anything that says "SEC+" Channel on YouTubetv;  not a huge deal, I have ESPN+ also and can get it on the ESPN app, but it is a lot easier to change channels between games on YTtv
Inhad to go to the YoutubeTV app. Click on your initial in the top right. Go to settings, then live. Scroll down to ESPN Unlimited. Check it on the left. It should be there then.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Feral on Sep 26, 2026, 07:10 PM
Go for it. Jesus.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 26, 2026, 07:10 PM
If I'm Tulsa, I feel good right now. 
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: bigpig on Sep 26, 2026, 07:11 PM
Quote from: Feral on Sep 26, 2026, 07:10 PMGo for it. Jesus.

I dont know if even He could get more than 2 yards in this offense.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 26, 2026, 07:11 PM
Quote from: Son of Spam on Sep 26, 2026, 07:09 PMInhad to go to the YoutubeTV app. Click on your initial in the top right. Go to settings, then live. Scroll down to ESPN Unlimited. Check it on the left. It should be there then.
Why?  Why are you enabling his misery?  

JD, you can't get the game.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Son of Spam on Sep 26, 2026, 07:11 PM
Charlie Strong....

https://youtu.be/DWaiT5fZHBs
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 26, 2026, 07:11 PM
Our linemen are weak as preschoolers.  I mean weak-ass bitches.  ZERO fucking strength.  My son could probably hold them to a stalemate in the hole and he is 6 years old. 
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 26, 2026, 07:12 PM
Quote from: bigpig on Sep 26, 2026, 07:11 PMI dont know if even He could get more than 2 yards in this offense.
Well, it would take a miracle, so...
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Son of Spam on Sep 26, 2026, 07:12 PM
Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 26, 2026, 07:11 PMOur linemen are weak as preschoolers.  I mean weak-ass bitches.  ZERO fucking strength.  My son could probably hold them to a stalemate in the hole and he is 6 years old. 
They couldn't block my grandson's 12U team.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 07:12 PM
Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 26, 2026, 07:11 PMOur linemen are weak as preschoolers.  I mean weak-ass bitches.  ZERO fucking strength.  My son could probably hold them to a stalemate in the hole and he is 6 years old. 

The kind of kids that would have been invited to Paterno's football camps but never recruited by Paterno as players
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: DrMongoose on Sep 26, 2026, 07:13 PM
Someone tell the folks at Mitch and Murray the scripted plays are shit.

Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: animal on Sep 26, 2026, 07:13 PM
Quote from: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 07:09 PMWhat a shitty play call on 3rd down
I told everyone here what the play was gonna be before snap...and the result
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Boarat on Sep 26, 2026, 07:14 PM
Tulsa spelled backwards is a slut
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Papa Pigeritus on Sep 26, 2026, 07:14 PM
Lotta teams wish they had lasers, Chuck.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Guardrail on Sep 26, 2026, 07:14 PM
Quote from: Feral on Sep 26, 2026, 07:10 PMGo for it. Jesus.
That reminds me that old song: "Drop Kick Me Jesus through the goal posts of life"
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 26, 2026, 07:15 PM
Nice sack to open up. 

But, the WR illegally moved forward before the snap.  They need to call
That shit. 
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 07:16 PM
ooh he got shook
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 07:17 PM
Quit celebrating against Tulsa, you look like a bunch of fools.

Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: bigpig on Sep 26, 2026, 07:18 PM
Quote from: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 07:17 PMQuit celebrating against Tulsa, you look like a bunch of fools.



Might as well let them enjoy the night.

Like letting the old dog have all the chocalte he wants before one last trip to the vet
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 07:20 PM
Are we Tulsa's cupcake next year?
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 07:20 PM
Why would we agree to travel to Tulsa?
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: animal on Sep 26, 2026, 07:21 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 07:20 PMWhy would we agree to travel to Tulsa?
HY thought it would help boost economy...in Tulsa
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 07:21 PM
I like it, run into your own lineman, spin around, fall down after gaining a yard.

Bold strategy cotton, let's see how it plays out.

Charlie sounds like he had Parkinson's.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: razor5396 on Sep 26, 2026, 07:22 PM
Oh my God! That looked good
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: bigpig on Sep 26, 2026, 07:22 PM
Marshall is going to make some team really happy next season.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 26, 2026, 07:22 PM
Well look at that 
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 07:23 PM
Quote from: bigpig on Sep 26, 2026, 07:22 PMMarshall is going to make some team really happy next season.

Best WR we've had since Burks.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 07:23 PM
Russell's daddy can't be happy with him getting stood up like that
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 07:23 PM
Nice!
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: razor5396 on Sep 26, 2026, 07:23 PM
Yay! We scored a touchdown
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: razor5396 on Sep 26, 2026, 07:24 PM
I thought we were suppose to get a fucking light show
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 07:24 PM
Goddammit, stop that dancing in the end zone shit. Fucking act like you just did your fucking job.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 26, 2026, 07:25 PM
Quote from: razor5396 on Sep 26, 2026, 07:24 PMI thought we were suppose to get a fucking light show
We just got them installed this year, but they can't be used until next season.

Budget for the power bill has already been set.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 07:25 PM
Quote from: razor5396 on Sep 26, 2026, 07:24 PMI thought we were suppose to get a fucking light show

We have to wait until the tv timeouts to showcase the cool stuff in front of what I'm guessing will be an announced attendance of 71,000
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 07:25 PM
Quote from: razor5396 on Sep 26, 2026, 07:24 PMI thought we were suppose to get a fucking light show

We weren't prepared for a score this early
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Papa Pigeritus on Sep 26, 2026, 07:25 PM
We keep this up, Yuri might extend Silverfield's contract at halftime.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Snorts on Sep 26, 2026, 07:26 PM
We are up 10-0. Say it out loud.

The OLine is bad. Worse they are lazy.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: egregious on Sep 26, 2026, 07:27 PM
Quote from: Papa Pigeritus on Sep 26, 2026, 07:25 PMWe keep this up, Yuri might extend Silverfield's contract at halftime.

Hide this post.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: The Whyte Boar on Sep 26, 2026, 07:28 PM
Is Charlie even speaking English?
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Boarat on Sep 26, 2026, 07:29 PM
Bib on bogle
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 07:29 PM
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Sep 26, 2026, 07:28 PMIs Charlie even speaking English?

How bad were the rest of the candidates? Was it make a wish night?
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 07:30 PM
Nice play 6
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Boarat on Sep 26, 2026, 07:31 PM
No Rhodes or Shaw so far
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 07:31 PM
Shaw isn't dressed
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Son of Spam on Sep 26, 2026, 07:33 PM
What's with the stupid assed siren on third down?
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 07:34 PM
Looking like a traditional Razorback defense, never stopping anyone in third and medium or third and long, except when the other team stops themselves with a penalty.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 07:34 PM
I'm impressed, good db coverage by a hog.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: bigpig on Sep 26, 2026, 07:36 PM
Overall I have no complaints about our defense this year. They gave up a bunch to Utah, but they were constantly put in bad situations and were on the field all game.

Our offense is the worst I've seen in 42 years.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 07:39 PM
Tulsa's calling 3rd down plays like the check cleared
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Boarat on Sep 26, 2026, 07:39 PM
Are all those DB's we signed late not eligible to play?
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Snorts on Sep 26, 2026, 07:39 PM
Yeah, I cant remember a worse one. Maybe Crowe as the HC?
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 07:41 PM
If I took a shot every time Strong says "positive yards", I would be passed out by now.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Son of Spam on Sep 26, 2026, 07:42 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 07:41 PMIf I took a shot every time Strong says "positive yards", I would be passed out by now.
He sounds like Ed Orgeron.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Papa Pigeritus on Sep 26, 2026, 07:43 PM
Excellent camera work.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Son of Spam on Sep 26, 2026, 07:44 PM
We can't block Tulsa. Let that sink in.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 07:44 PM
This game is going to make us think our offense really does work but we just needed more game reps to practice it.  Tulsa is the exact kind of team that our offense will only work against.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 07:45 PM
Great light show.  And our field looks like shit did we forget we had a home game?

https://x.com/HogsPlus/status/2104004919783223311?s=20
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 07:45 PM
Quote from: Son of Spam on Sep 26, 2026, 07:44 PMWe can't block Tulsa. Let that sink in.

We're decent for a.... What fucking conference are they in? Team.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 07:46 PM
Quote from: Son of Spam on Sep 26, 2026, 07:44 PMWe can't block Tulsa. Let that sink in.

Hell we couldn't block UNA either
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: bigpig on Sep 26, 2026, 07:46 PM
If the OC isn't fired the day after Thanksgiving what are we even doing.

I just wonder if anything will really change if Silverware insists on a certain style of play or scheme.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Natty_Ice on Sep 26, 2026, 07:50 PM
This game just seems very low energy.  Is everyone half asleep?  Hogs, Tulsa, crowd, weather, just everything.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: animal on Sep 26, 2026, 07:50 PM
Memphis had good offenses in the past but Silverfuck had better quarterbacks and wide outs then the talent here at Arkansas. Cramsey isn't an SEC OC clearly. They need to go find some new hotness OC that runs some spread elements and maybe a little wildcat...they'll never see it coming
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 26, 2026, 07:50 PM
Good tackle 
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 07:51 PM
It's only Tulsa, and no one else in the country is watching, but it still pisses me off when such a blatant hold is not called. We got a free runner to sack the quarterback on that third down play, and he was actually turned around by a hold.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 07:53 PM
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Sep 26, 2026, 07:50 PMThis game just seems very low energy.  Is everyone half asleep?  Hogs, Tulsa, crowd, weather, just everything.


Are you there in person? On TV, to me at least, it seems very hype for a bad team playing Tulsa on The Ocho.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: TC on Sep 26, 2026, 07:54 PM
This offense is sooo boring
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: DrMongoose on Sep 26, 2026, 07:54 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 07:45 PMGreat light show.  And our field looks like shit did we forget we had a home game?

https://x.com/HogsPlus/status/2104004919783223311?s=20

The new turf ? Shit

Sad we celebrate a TD dance, that is where we are now sadly.

#FireHunter
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Cornhogio on Sep 26, 2026, 07:55 PM
I'm not even getting commercials on this games.  That's how few shits are given.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 07:55 PM
Great fucking play call on first down
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: DrMongoose on Sep 26, 2026, 07:55 PM
Quote from: Cornhogio on Sep 26, 2026, 07:55 PMI'm not even getting commercials on this games.  That's how few shits are given.

We are not either
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: razor5396 on Sep 26, 2026, 07:56 PM
Damn, that boys good
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 07:56 PM
Quote from: TC on Sep 26, 2026, 07:54 PMThis offense is sooo boring

Chris Marshall is literally the only player worth watching. And he can't make every play.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: razor5396 on Sep 26, 2026, 07:56 PM
And then we run a sweep with no lead blockers
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 07:56 PM
KJ "finding the right receiver" but it's Marshall every time.

Which is a good choice.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Guardrail on Sep 26, 2026, 07:57 PM
KJ gets the yips when dudes are wide open
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: razor5396 on Sep 26, 2026, 07:57 PM
Nice blocking 13 fucking dickhead
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Natty_Ice on Sep 26, 2026, 07:57 PM
Does Sutton Smith just suck?
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 07:58 PM
Our screen game is offensive.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: The Whyte Boar on Sep 26, 2026, 07:58 PM
What a fucking terrible 3rd down call and worse execution.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Son of Spam on Sep 26, 2026, 07:58 PM
Third and 11 and we throw it straight down the line. Very much like Hootie.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 07:58 PM
I don't think I've ever seen a third and long screen pass from inside the 20
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 07:58 PM
I feel better if I tell myself we're just being conservative on offense.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: bigpig on Sep 26, 2026, 07:59 PM
Would RS hire Barry Lunney Jr knowing he would be the easy replacement should he be fired?
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Snorts on Sep 26, 2026, 07:59 PM
Our WR were 0 for 5 in blocking for those last two plays.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 07:59 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 07:58 PMI feel better if I tell myself we're just being conservative on offense.

I'm telling myself we've only installed 25% of the playbook.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: DrMongoose on Sep 26, 2026, 07:59 PM
Quote from: bigpig on Sep 26, 2026, 07:59 PMWould RS hire Barry Lunney Jr knowing he would be the easy replacement should he be fired?

Great question
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Natty_Ice on Sep 26, 2026, 08:01 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 07:53 PMAre you there in person? On TV, to me at least, it seems very hype for a bad team playing Tulsa on The Ocho.

U think I'd be posting on Woopigs if I was at the game?  I'm not Swahili
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 08:04 PM
Every time this guy scrambles there's a holding call.  Refs are giving us all the favors for the season in one game.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 08:04 PM
Defense is playing like you'd expect against Tulsa. Glad to see they finally give a shit.

Offense.... Still kinda sucks against... Whatever conference this is defense
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 08:04 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 08:04 PMEvery time this guy scrambles there's a holding call.  Refs are giving us all the favors for the season in one game.
they've seen us play. they feel sorry for us.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 08:05 PM
Quote from: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 08:04 PMDefense is playing like you'd expect against Tulsa. Glad to see they finally give a shit.

Offense.... Still kinda sucks against... Whatever conference this is defense

We're tracking much better than the last few years
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Snorts on Sep 26, 2026, 08:07 PM
The color guy. I didn't catch the start of the game. He is for real, right?
I mean, he's not a joke, or a last second emergency replacement? 
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 08:08 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 08:04 PMEvery time this guy scrambles there's a holding call.  Refs are giving us all the favors for the season in one game.

I actually see more than they are calling. Every time the Tulsa quarterback drops back, we have one or two defensive players closer to the quarterback than whoever is blocking them, but they can't separate from the blocker. The only explanation for that would be they're being held. Or, maybe they just really suck. That's a distinct possibility.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 08:08 PM
Quote from: Snorts on Sep 26, 2026, 08:07 PMThe color guy. I didn't catch the start of the game. He is for real, right?
I mean, he's not a joke, or a last second emergency replacement?

Waterslide accident.  He fell on his head.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 08:09 PM
At least we aren't losing
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 08:09 PM
Most of the time our 3rd down play calls are pure WTF.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 08:09 PM
These weird roll outs to KJs right is mind boggling
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 08:10 PM
Let's get a TO here
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Natty_Ice on Sep 26, 2026, 08:12 PM
How can Cramsey be so worthless?
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: The Whyte Boar on Sep 26, 2026, 08:13 PM
Our offense is high schoolish.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 08:13 PM
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Sep 26, 2026, 08:12 PMHow can Cramsey be so worthless?
Sometimes God is cruel to a set of parents
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: egregious on Sep 26, 2026, 08:14 PM
Quote from: Snorts on Sep 26, 2026, 08:07 PMThe color guy.

I think you are supposed to refer to him as the guy of color.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 08:16 PM
Tulsa is like us, only shittier.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: bigpig on Sep 26, 2026, 08:16 PM
Oh good, we're using our TOs to give us one more chance to go 3 and out before half
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 08:17 PM
Quote from: bigpig on Sep 26, 2026, 08:16 PMOh good, we're using our TOs to give us one more chance to go 3 and out before half

Really need points here
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Guardrail on Sep 26, 2026, 08:17 PM
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Sep 26, 2026, 08:13 PMOur offense is high schoolish.
This whole game is high schoolish. What a boring game.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 08:17 PM
Quote from: bigpig on Sep 26, 2026, 08:16 PMOh good, we're using our TOs to give us one more chance to go 3 and out before half

There's still time to turn a screen into a pick-six
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 08:18 PM
Did we just complete a pass ten yards behind the line?
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: DirkPiggler on Sep 26, 2026, 08:18 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 08:16 PMTulsa is like us, only shittier.

They beat Oregon. 









Using the transitive property.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 08:19 PM
A pass all the way across the field to the sideline that is complete for -4 yards is special. Just special.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: RazorB on Sep 26, 2026, 08:19 PM
Quote from: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 08:18 PMDid we just complete a pass ten yards behind the line?

It was thrown to 1976.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: DrMongoose on Sep 26, 2026, 08:20 PM
I would like to see silverfield yell at someone, maybe go nut punch Hunter
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 08:21 PM
We should deduct $100k from rs's paycheck for every offensive play platt is not on the field. He's by far our best offensive player.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 08:21 PM
So last week we rotated quarterbacks against a good team, and it was pretty even though I thought Hill did slightly better.

So the result of that is that the other quarterback gets all the snaps against a bad team?

I truly am lost.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 26, 2026, 08:21 PM
Doubled our first half point output. 

Charlie talking about how we decided we are good.  
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 08:22 PM
Cramsey looks like he manages your local McDonald's
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 08:22 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 08:21 PMSo last week we rotated quarterbacks against a good team, and it was pretty even though I thought Hill did slightly better.

So the result of that is that the other quarterback gets all the snaps against a bad team?

I truly am lost.

Well, the playbook is set up for a left handed QB rolling right.  Cramsey hasn't had time to redraw it all for a right handed QB rolling left.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 08:23 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 08:22 PMCramsey looks coaches like he manages your local McDonald's

Fixt.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: RazorB on Sep 26, 2026, 08:23 PM
This is so bad
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 08:23 PM
At least we didn't turn it over
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 08:23 PM
Quote from: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 08:21 PMWe should deduct $100k from rs's paycheck for every offensive play platt is not on the field. He's by far our best offensive player.

over Marshall?
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: bigpig on Sep 26, 2026, 08:23 PM
Lol boos.

Thr fanbase is done.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 26, 2026, 08:23 PM
Lol
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 08:23 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 08:22 PMCramsey looks like he manages your local McDonald's

The one that spits in my food or the one that makes me wait in the drive-thru 10 minutes for cold fries?
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: egregious on Sep 26, 2026, 08:24 PM
Yep, that was bad.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Snorts on Sep 26, 2026, 08:24 PM
Wow. Just wow
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 08:24 PM
Quote from: RazorB on Sep 26, 2026, 08:23 PMThis is so bad

We look like a first grade class coming in from recess
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 08:24 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 08:21 PMSo last week we rotated quarterbacks against a good team, and it was pretty even though I thought Hill did slightly better.

So the result of that is that the other quarterback gets all the snaps against a bad team?

I truly am lost.

You just don't understand 4-d chess
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: The Whyte Boar on Sep 26, 2026, 08:24 PM
That was flat awful.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 08:24 PM
That was an unbelievably ugly sequence.

You CANNOT take a sack there. You just can't. It's KJ Jefferson level stupid. Why not just try a Superman leap?
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 26, 2026, 08:24 PM
Field goal U!!!
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 08:25 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 08:23 PMThe one that spits in my food or the one that makes me wait in the drive-thru 10 minutes for cold fries?

yes
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Son of Spam on Sep 26, 2026, 08:25 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 08:24 PMWe look like a first grade class coming in from recess
After eating glue.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: bigpig on Sep 26, 2026, 08:25 PM
16 is the most points we've scored in a half this season?
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: razor5396 on Sep 26, 2026, 08:26 PM
Now time to listen to 20 minutes of bizarre swooshing sounds on the Espn plus channel
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 08:26 PM
Dear Tulsa,

We scored more on you in the first half than we did North Alabama. Thanks.

The Arkansas Razorbacks
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: egregious on Sep 26, 2026, 08:27 PM
I am watching on straight Youtube, think I am going to watch some child stars grow up to be evil.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 08:27 PM
16-0 and that half was ugly as shit
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 08:28 PM
Quote from: bigpig on Sep 26, 2026, 08:25 PM16 is the most points we've scored in a half this season?

Most we've scored is 31, so possibly.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 08:28 PM
Quote from: bigpig on Sep 26, 2026, 08:25 PM16 is the most points we've scored in a half this season?

First half. We scored 17 in the second half against N Alabama.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: DirkPiggler on Sep 26, 2026, 08:28 PM
Defense looked solid. 


Clearly Ron Roberts should be the interim HC when the time comes.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: vegashog on Sep 26, 2026, 08:28 PM
jackson is slow, looked faster last season but must have been my eyesight. can't do anything wide because the receivers and tight ends are terrible at blocking.

no turnovers or penalties is progress.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Son of Spam on Sep 26, 2026, 08:28 PM
Quote from: razor5396 on Sep 26, 2026, 08:26 PMNow time to listen to 20 minutes of bizarre swooshing sounds on the Espn plus channel
You can hear steps at some point and a door open. I figure they caught the sound of someone going to the shitter.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 08:28 PM
Quote from: egregious on Sep 26, 2026, 08:27 PMI am watching on straight Youtube

I wonder if the game would be any better on gay YouTube.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 08:29 PM
Quote from: razor5396 on Sep 26, 2026, 08:26 PMNow time to listen to 20 minutes of bizarre swooshing sounds on the Espn plus channel

Along with foot steps, etc. It's like a Hitchcock episode.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 26, 2026, 08:29 PM
Quote from: vegashog on Sep 26, 2026, 08:28 PMjackson is slow, looked faster last season but must have been my eyesight. can't do anything wide because the receivers and tight ends are terrible at blocking.

no turnovers or penalties is progress.
When you only have one viable option in the pass play, you're going to not look good as a QB. 
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 08:31 PM
Quote from: Son of Spam on Sep 26, 2026, 08:28 PMYou can hear steps at some point and a door open. I figure they caught the sound of someone going to the shitter.

Like, who said "I have a great idea for a filler..." and sold someone on this. Just bizarre.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: vegashog on Sep 26, 2026, 08:31 PM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 26, 2026, 08:29 PMWhen you only have one viable option in the pass play, you're going to not look good as a QB.
i was talking more about him running the ball.

and i see other receivers open, he's got the tunnel vision.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 08:32 PM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 26, 2026, 08:29 PMWhen you only have one viable option in the pass play, you're going to not look good as a QB.

I'd say put Marshall at QB and run Wildcat but we can't block for shit.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Zoso on Sep 26, 2026, 08:35 PM
Remember when all our offense had was "Fuck it...Treylon down there somewhere". Well it's pretty much the same except now it's Marshall.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: vegashog on Sep 26, 2026, 08:37 PM
same with green to omega blake last season.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: mde114 on Sep 26, 2026, 08:38 PM
Water seeks its level.

We've found our level and it is the American Athletic Conference. HY needs to apply for our admission.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 08:39 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 08:28 PMI wonder if the game would be any better on gay YouTube.

Chuck and Bo are streaming it?
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Cornhogio on Sep 26, 2026, 08:39 PM
It seems like we're playing a right handed offense with a left handed quarterback.  KJ ends up throwing across his body a lot.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 08:40 PM
Put Beckham at QB and AB at WR. A cruise Faction Thompson at QB. Kid has an arm.

https://x.com/BrandiConn4/status/2104003387108827215 (https://x.com/BrandiConn4/status/2104003387108827215)
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 08:42 PM
Quote from: Cornhogio on Sep 26, 2026, 08:39 PMIt seems like we're playing a right handed offense with a left handed quarterback.  KJ ends up throwing across his body a lot.

Our stellar OC has obviously not made this observation.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Cornhogio on Sep 26, 2026, 08:42 PM
This is a metaphor for our season.

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Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: DrMongoose on Sep 26, 2026, 08:43 PM
Ugh

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Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Zoso on Sep 26, 2026, 08:48 PM
Quote from: DrMongoose on Sep 26, 2026, 08:43 PMUgh

34CA6BE8-BAB8-4CA7-91E4-371DEA2FF437.jpeg

We are ahead of two teams!
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 26, 2026, 08:48 PM
Should have been 6
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 08:50 PM
We are check down U.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 08:50 PM
Those lateral passes to the sidelines are driving me fucking crazy. If I had a gun I would shoot the TV Elvis style.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 08:51 PM
Good to see our halftime adjustments against Tulsa resulted in 2 yards. And then three yards. And then a drop and a punt.

We. Are. Genuses!
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BEvERage on Sep 26, 2026, 08:52 PM
Let's make sure run our third down routed short of the sticks
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: RazorB on Sep 26, 2026, 08:53 PM
What's the purpose of this play calling? Might as well punt on 1st down. 
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: animal on Sep 26, 2026, 08:53 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 08:50 PMWe are check down U.
I'm not so sure that's a check down. 
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 26, 2026, 08:53 PM
I watched the Texas/Tennessee game and the Ole Miss/Florida game.

If you didn't know who the teams were and edited out the stadium, you'd think we were a high school team by comparison.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Texzilla on Sep 26, 2026, 08:56 PM
I'm not watching cos I can't find it just checking in here. 

There are students that could play qb better than these strokes.  Have try outs tomorrow. 
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 08:56 PM
Wrong thread
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: bigpig on Sep 26, 2026, 08:58 PM
Defense can only hold on for so long with the offense giving them no help.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 08:58 PM
Beale playing
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: bigpig on Sep 26, 2026, 08:59 PM
Quote from: Texzilla on Sep 26, 2026, 08:56 PMI'm not watching cos I can't find it just checking in here. 

There are students that could play qb better than these strokes.  Have try outs tomorrow. 

Feels like they figured KJ would feast on this lower level defense, and get a boost of confidence.

Instead he's struggling against a low level defense, and thus us coming out of the game with LESS confidence.

Brilliant coaching, guys.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: DrMongoose on Sep 26, 2026, 08:59 PM
Quote from: Texzilla on Sep 26, 2026, 08:56 PMI'm not watching cos I can't find it just checking in here. 

There are students that could play qb better than these strokes.  Have try outs tomorrow. 

Put Hendrix in, we're paying him and with 5 for 5 it makes no sense not to.

How was the $4 milllion light show ?
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 26, 2026, 09:00 PM
Did he say Vanndale Arkansas?  Had to look that one up.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 09:02 PM
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 26, 2026, 09:00 PMDid he say Vanndale Arkansas?  Had to look that one up.

One of those places off Highway 1 you'll miss if you blink
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: bigpig on Sep 26, 2026, 09:02 PM
If we had Tulsa's offense and our defense...

We'd probably still be 1-2, but that would mean Tulsa would have our offense, and they'd be 0-3.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 09:02 PM
There's our sunbelt defense!
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 09:02 PM
We're using timeouts to stop Tulsa's offense the one time they're able to move the ball
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Snorts on Sep 26, 2026, 09:03 PM
We may have had 12 out there.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: flash23 on Sep 26, 2026, 09:03 PM
When did we add that stupid fucking horn sound that plays?
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: razor5396 on Sep 26, 2026, 09:04 PM
Touchdown Golden Showers!
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 09:05 PM
This next drive will be telling.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 09:05 PM
Lol can't believe they tried to pass it for the conversion
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 09:05 PM
Going for 2 there was stupid.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: bigpig on Sep 26, 2026, 09:05 PM
This is just what our offense needs coming out of the break...

Pressure.

We are great under pressure. Have been for years. I anticipate no pants wetting.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 26, 2026, 09:06 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 09:05 PMGoing for 2 there was stupid.
Was going to post the same.  Not sure wtf This hey we're thinking.  Chasing points this early is retarded.  
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 09:07 PM
We have a WR that runs a sub 10 sec 100. Why we didn't use him more in the jet sweep or as a decoy is beyond me.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 26, 2026, 09:08 PM
Tulsa has gone full retard. 
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: animal on Sep 26, 2026, 09:08 PM
I'm going to watch this offense that makes Houston Nutt's look progressive for one more series and then probably go to bed. 
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 09:08 PM
Ballsy. We got lucky
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 09:08 PM
They just onside it?
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 26, 2026, 09:09 PM
Lol.  You had us on the ropes Tulsa.  We would have gone three and out.




(We may still go three and out)
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 26, 2026, 09:09 PM
Check must have cleared at half time.  Tulsa clearly isnt trying to win.  
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 09:09 PM
Nice job hitting the lb in the helmet kj
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 09:09 PM
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 26, 2026, 09:09 PMLol.  You had us on the ropes Tulsa.  We would have gone three and out.

We still might.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: bigpig on Sep 26, 2026, 09:09 PM
Quote from: animal on Sep 26, 2026, 09:08 PMI'm going to watch this offense that makes Houston Nutt's look progressive for one more series and then probably go to bed.

Even Dale's worst team (2000) would be up 35-0 on these guys.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 09:09 PM
KJ has an odd release on some of these

He's better just slinging it like on 3rd down
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 09:11 PM
If Chris Marshall gets a knee, we may never score again.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 09:11 PM
Nice completion. The left side of our line got crushed by Tulsa.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 09:11 PM
Fucking Marshall!
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Snorts on Sep 26, 2026, 09:12 PM
Nice answer.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Sep 26, 2026, 09:12 PM
A sane, steady team against a weak sister would come out right here and pound the ball for at least a few first downs and at worst three points.

We go chuck and duck three times and punt.

Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 09:12 PM
Nice.  A FG would have still been a two possession game.  No idea why we don't run more routes like that that don't require KJ to use much touch on his throws.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Feral on Sep 26, 2026, 09:12 PM
Marshall is gonna be great at LSU next year.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: animal on Sep 26, 2026, 09:13 PM
If we played shorter walkon offensive lineman that would automatically have leverage...I think our run game would improve. 
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 09:13 PM
Quote from: Feral on Sep 26, 2026, 09:12 PMMarshall is gonna be great at LSU next year.

I thought he was going to Texas?
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: DirkPiggler on Sep 26, 2026, 09:15 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 09:05 PMGoing for 2 there was stupid.

Not against our offense.   


Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: The Whyte Boar on Sep 26, 2026, 09:16 PM
Quote from: animal on Sep 26, 2026, 09:13 PMIf we played shorter walkon offensive lineman that would automatically have leverage...I think our run game would improve.

I don't know, maybe some backs that knew how to hit a hole.  Replay showed a huge hole that was open while Sutton was tap dancing and pussy footing around in the backfield.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: bigpig on Sep 26, 2026, 09:18 PM
Alright I think Tulsa has shot their wad.

We might still gift them a pick six, but otherwise I think they're spent
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 09:18 PM
What a stupid call on 3rd down. They can complete 8 yard passes for a first down all they want.

OCs outsmart themselves a lot.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: The Whyte Boar on Sep 26, 2026, 09:20 PM
Absolutely no one in front of him and he takes a sack.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: bigpig on Sep 26, 2026, 09:20 PM
That was atrocious.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 09:20 PM
And there was an INT on a pass that wasn't close

That was one of KJ's weird releases
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 09:20 PM
These offensive and defensive adjustments at halftime are blowing my mind. Genius.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 09:21 PM
10yds short
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: mde114 on Sep 26, 2026, 09:21 PM
Fucking ridiculous
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: The Whyte Boar on Sep 26, 2026, 09:21 PM
Charlie is a man of few and tortured words, but he pulls no punches in his evaluations. lol
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 09:22 PM
F- on consecutive plays for KJ.

How long has it been since we had a good smart QB?
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: RazorB on Sep 26, 2026, 09:23 PM
Heads up play on that fumble.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 09:23 PM
It's a game for sickos
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 09:23 PM
Finally a TO forced
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 09:24 PM
They're trying to call it a pass lol
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Sep 26, 2026, 09:25 PM
Still has to be a forward motion. Thats a fumble.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: RazorB on Sep 26, 2026, 09:25 PM
Surely that can't be a pass
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: animal on Sep 26, 2026, 09:26 PM
They gonna fuck us
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 09:26 PM
He intended to throw it backwards, but did not therefore it is fumble.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: egregious on Sep 26, 2026, 09:27 PM
That timeout charged to Tulsa may be big.

(being a wise guy, I think)
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: vegashog on Sep 26, 2026, 09:28 PM
jackson can run for more yards than those dump offs.

and then takes a bad sack.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Feral on Sep 26, 2026, 09:29 PM
Our offensive line is hammered dogshit.

Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: animal on Sep 26, 2026, 09:30 PM
Free play

Takes a two yard route
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 09:30 PM
KJ channeling his inner Andrew Luck.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 09:30 PM
I think that play we have done twice where our offensive line stays in their stance and lets the DL through on an "offsides" is weird and dangerous. What if they're wrong? What if the officials don't call it? What if KJ gets kilt?
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 09:31 PM
Braylon with 3 carries for 8 yards. Daddy not gonna be happy.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 09:32 PM
Longest run of the night
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 09:32 PM
The next time our offensive line creates a hole for a running back will be the first time.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: vegashog on Sep 26, 2026, 09:32 PM
charlie strong sounds like he has cte.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: bigpig on Sep 26, 2026, 09:32 PM
Fo fingas!
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 09:32 PM
4 fingers in the air.  HY trying to figure out who to give the game ball to.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 09:33 PM
How fucking depressing, our last fbs win was Arkansas State late year.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 09:33 PM
We started 20 minutes later than Mizzou-MSU. Third quarters ended at exactly the same time.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 09:37 PM
Awful call
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Sep 26, 2026, 09:37 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 09:32 PM4 fingers in the air.  HY trying to figure out who to give the game ball to.

Club Dub 2.0!
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 09:37 PM
KJ is going to be crippled
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Texzilla on Sep 26, 2026, 09:38 PM
Quote from: flash23 on Sep 26, 2026, 09:03 PMWhen did we add that stupid fucking horn sound that plays?
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Quote from: flash23 on Sep 26, 2026, 09:03 PMWhen did we add that stupid fucking horn sound that plays?

Does it play Hey Jude?
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 09:38 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 09:37 PMAwful call

We went from the 4 to the 22. My god he takes a lot of sacks.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Feral on Sep 26, 2026, 09:38 PM
Jesus Christ, 54 needs to turn in his jersey after that 3rd down.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 09:39 PM
Tulsa has no defense for our elite field goal game.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: bigpig on Sep 26, 2026, 09:39 PM
Our OL can't run block, but on the other hand, they also can't pass block.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: animal on Sep 26, 2026, 09:41 PM
Our qb has the processing time of a sun dial

That doesn't help the horrid OL play
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Sep 26, 2026, 09:41 PM
Quote from: Feral on Sep 26, 2026, 09:38 PMJesus Christ, 54 needs to turn in his jersey after that 3rd down.

Yeah, I think he made more contact on KJ than the defender.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: vegashog on Sep 26, 2026, 09:42 PM
spend that nil money (if it's there) on oline, send the two qb packing and get one with a brain from the portal.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 09:43 PM
Did we just rush the field for a turnover?
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: vegashog on Sep 26, 2026, 09:43 PM
and got a penalty.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 09:43 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 09:43 PMDid we just rush the field for a turnover?
.
Yeah. Bush League.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 09:43 PM
That was interesting
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 09:44 PM
What's up with our players fighting the ball boys for the ball? Or vice versa, maybe the ball boys were doing the fighting. That was just fucking weird.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 09:44 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 09:43 PMDid we just rush the field for a turnover?

They don't happen that often
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 09:44 PM
Quote from: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 09:43 PM.
Yeah. Bush League.

Enough for me to quit giving a shit whether this team wins or loses or survives the season.  Shut the program down if that's the standard.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 09:46 PM
How do we have the only slow black QB in all of football?
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 09:47 PM
A HOLE.

What am I witnessing?
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 09:49 PM
We do a good job of running into the tackle instead of following blocks
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 09:51 PM
We aren't dominating like we should if we were a decent team, but at least we are winning multiple TDs.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: razor5396 on Sep 26, 2026, 09:51 PM
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 09:51 PM
Grrrrr
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: DrMongoose on Sep 26, 2026, 09:52 PM
I don't get going for 2 but hooray!

They are claiming a sellout

https://x.com/razorbackcomms/status/2104029454339043444?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: vegashog on Sep 26, 2026, 09:54 PM
you go for two, make it 28 (four td). analytics says to do it.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: jdcatty on Sep 26, 2026, 09:55 PM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 26, 2026, 07:11 PMWhy?  Why are you enabling his misery? 

JD, you can't get the game.

I hate to say this, but ya'll are some stupid SOBs.  I said all along I knew how to get the game.  I just wondered if there is any way to get it from YouTubetv rather than ESPN. Not one of you answered that question.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 09:55 PM
I turned it off when the defense all ran to the end zone to celebrate their participation trophies
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 09:55 PM
We're might be able to beat South Carolina. That's it. 3-9 is the best we can do.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 09:55 PM
Quote from: vegashog on Sep 26, 2026, 09:54 PMyou go for two, make it 28 (four td). analytics says to do it.

~10 mins left against Bama, I get it. Not with 5 mins left against Tulsa with a backup QB.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 09:56 PM
"Only good news is you get Arkansas next at home to clean this thing up"

Said about Aggie in their game just now.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: bigpig on Sep 26, 2026, 09:57 PM
Quote from: DrMongoose on Sep 26, 2026, 09:52 PMI don't get going for 2 but hooray!

They are claiming a sellout

https://x.com/razorbackcomms/status/2104029454339043444?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A

A lie agreed upon.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 09:57 PM
Quote from: jdcatty on Sep 26, 2026, 09:55 PMI hate to say this, but ya'll are some stupid SOBs.  I said all along I knew how to get the game.  I just wondered if there is any way to get it from YouTubetv rather than ESPN. Not one of you answered that question.

It is on my YouTube tv main menu. I just clicked on it with my remote.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 09:58 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 09:56 PM"Only good news is you get Arkansas next at home to clean this thing up"

Said about Aggie in their game just now.

Slumpbuster
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: vegashog on Sep 26, 2026, 09:58 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 09:55 PM~10 mins left against Bama, I get it. Not with 5 mins left against Tulsa with a backup QB.
no, you just want to bitch about something. that's what any coach would do.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: jdcatty on Sep 26, 2026, 09:59 PM
Quote from: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 09:57 PMIt is on my YouTube tv main menu. I just clicked on it with my remote.

And if you read my posts, you know I said it is not on my YouTubetv menu.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 09:59 PM
Quote from: vegashog on Sep 26, 2026, 09:54 PMyou go for two, make it 28 (four td). analytics says to do it.

Do the analytics say that a team that has scored one touchdown in 54 minutes has a possibility of scoring four in 6 minutes?

Sometimes analytics have to take a back seat to logic.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 09:59 PM
2 straight Houston nutt performances, improvement I guess. Better than chad Morris levels of suck.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: vegashog on Sep 26, 2026, 10:00 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 09:59 PMDo the analytics say that a team that has scored one touchdown in 54 minutes has a possibility of scoring four in 6 minutes?

Sometimes analytics have to take a back seat to logic.
are you actually bitching about it?
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 10:01 PM
Quote from: vegashog on Sep 26, 2026, 10:00 PMare you actually bitching about it?

No, I actually think practicing the play was fine, but your comment was exceedingly stupid. 28 up or 27 up with 6 minutes left makes absolutely no difference whatsoever.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: vegashog on Sep 26, 2026, 10:02 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 10:01 PMNo, I actually think practicing the play was fine, but your comment was exceedingly stupid. 28 up or 27 up with 6 minutes left makes absolutely no difference whatsoever.
ok coach.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 10:03 PM
Quote from: vegashog on Sep 26, 2026, 09:58 PMno, you just want to bitch about something. that's what any coach would do.

Not true. Not every circumstance is the same
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: DrMongoose on Sep 26, 2026, 10:04 PM
Quote from: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 09:55 PMWe're might be able to beat South Carolina. That's it. 3-9 is the best we can do.

That game could be real ugly, so ugly.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 26, 2026, 10:05 PM
Quote from: DrMongoose on Sep 26, 2026, 09:52 PMI don't get going for 2 but hooray!

They are claiming a sellout

https://x.com/razorbackcomms/status/2104029454339043444?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
I haven't been to a game in a while, when did we expand seating to 150,000?
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: vegashog on Sep 26, 2026, 10:06 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 10:03 PMNot true. Not every circumstance is the same
just wondering why this seems to have mattered to some.

looking at the prediction thread a bunch of folks has us losing. instead got a lot of nitpicking a win.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 10:07 PM
Dear Arkansas State fans,

No, you can't beat us this year either.

The Arkansas Razorbacks
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: bigpig on Sep 26, 2026, 10:09 PM
Texas A&M is going to love to see us on their schedule
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: PorkyPig on Sep 26, 2026, 10:11 PM
If we could accidentally find a running game, we could be...mediocre.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: DrMongoose on Sep 26, 2026, 10:11 PM
Bring on Vandy!
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Zoso on Sep 26, 2026, 10:11 PM
Fuck Gameday. Fuck Kirk Herbstreet. Fuck Stanford Steve. Fuck Desmond Howard. And fuck the fucking Diaz brothers!

Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 26, 2026, 10:12 PM
We are sooo back!
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: vegashog on Sep 26, 2026, 10:13 PM
Quote from: PorkyPig on Sep 26, 2026, 10:11 PMIf we could accidentally find a running game, we could be...mediocre.
who knew putting a lead blocker in would actually open a hole or two.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 26, 2026, 10:14 PM
Quote from: vegashog on Sep 26, 2026, 10:13 PMwho knew putting a lead blocker in would actually open a hole or two.
Who knew playing Tulsa would open a hole or two. 
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 10:19 PM
Quote from: vegashog on Sep 26, 2026, 10:06 PMjust wondering why this seems to have mattered to some.

looking at the prediction thread a bunch of folks has us losing. instead got a lot of nitpicking a win.

I could honestly care less. The statement was more so that it was pointless.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 10:23 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 10:19 PMI could honestly care less. The statement was more so that it was pointless.

"Because we want to give the team some mojo."
"Because we want to practice a conversion in an end of game situation."
"Because we want to take our one and only chance to run it up this season."

All those are fine.

Running the play wasn't a problem. But, "the analytics say you need to be 28 up against Tulsa with 6 minutes left, not 27 up" is beyond idiotic.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: vegashog on Sep 26, 2026, 10:28 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 10:23 PMRunning the play wasn't a problem. But, "the analytics say you need to be 28 up against Tulsa with 6 minutes left, not 27 up" is beyond idiotic.
ok coach.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: jdcatty on Sep 26, 2026, 10:29 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 10:23 PM"Because we want to give the team some mojo."
"Because we want to practice a conversion in an end of game situation."
"Because we want to take our one and only chance to run it up this season."

All those are fine.

Running the play wasn't a problem. But, "the analytics say you need to be 28 up against Tulsa with 6 minutes left, not 27 up" is beyond idiotic.

That call wasn't for this game.  It was for a future game when it will matter.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Sep 26, 2026, 10:29 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 10:23 PM"Because we want to give the team some mojo."
"Because we want to practice a conversion in an end of game situation."
"Because we want to take our one and only chance to run it up this season."

All those are fine.

Running the play wasn't a problem. But, "the analytics say you need to be 28 up against Tulsa with 6 minutes left, not 27 up" is beyond idiotic.

I bet Bert has a card with that on it.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 10:34 PM
Quote from: jdcatty on Sep 26, 2026, 10:29 PMThat call wasn't for this game.  It was for a future game when it will matter.

Right. One of my alternative ok reasons to do it.

I just really, really hope we don't have a coach stupid enough to do it because "the card says so."
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: wmr on Sep 26, 2026, 10:54 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 09:55 PMI turned it off when the defense all ran to the end zone to celebrate their participation trophies

Such a dumb, bush-league move.  Bobby would have strangled motherfuckers for doing that.  Or at least look like he wanted to. They would never, because they would fear him.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: animal on Sep 27, 2026, 06:31 AM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 26, 2026, 10:12 PMWe are sooo back!
I'm adjusting my prediction from 2 wins to 4!!!
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: animal on Sep 27, 2026, 06:32 AM
Quote from: wmr on Sep 26, 2026, 10:54 PMSuch a dumb, bush-league move.  Bobby would have strangled motherfuckers for doing that.  Or at least look like he wanted to. They would never, because they would fear him.
I mean at least they weren't simulating their gardening skills
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 27, 2026, 07:38 AM
Quote from: animal on Sep 27, 2026, 06:31 AMI'm adjusting my prediction from 2 wins to 4!!!


I'm staying at 2. I have a feeling Tulsa's starting QB is much better than the guy that played last night.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: The Whyte Boar on Sep 27, 2026, 07:41 AM
Watching the rest of the SEC, I just don't see any wins on the schedule.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: animal on Sep 27, 2026, 07:50 AM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 27, 2026, 07:38 AMI'm staying at 2. I have a feeling Tulsa's starting QB is much better than the guy that played last night.
I mean we did avoid the dreaded mobile backup QB that comes in and torches our defense thing. 

One thing is for sure...whatever Bobby was doing with the QBs last couple years is not being driven into these guys heads now. KJ was lightning quick getting the ball out last season in limited action...no hint of indecision. This season he's holding the ball and looking at the rush and one-hopping balls on short throws...throwing lasers down the field when he needs air under it...and then floating others when he needs a laser beam. The guy is completely fucked up and it only took a scheme and QB coach change to do it. He's making every poor decision that Bobby would have put a foot in his ass over and we don't have anyone over there in these kids faces. 


Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 27, 2026, 08:01 AM
Yeah, I'm not a fan of Cramsey. Still can't run the ball. No jet sweeps or at least decoys to get the defense moving. Too many dunk passes. Still rolling KJ out right too much.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Feral on Sep 27, 2026, 08:17 AM
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Sep 27, 2026, 07:41 AMWatching the rest of the SEC, I just don't see any wins on the schedule.

Same.

Nothing I've seen from this team leads me to believe we'll beat any SEC team on our schedule.

South Carolina is bad and even they look light years better and more physical than us (not to mention Sellers is worlds better).

I said 4-8 before the season. I just don't see 2 more wins at all. We can't move the ball consistently on offense, OL is ass, KJ takes too many sacks and can't find open receivers and just locks onto Marshall, and we sputter in the red zone too much. 4 field goals against Tulsa is not what you want.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: bigpig on Sep 27, 2026, 08:37 AM
It would take a mid-season firing of our OC and a new scheme thay somehow clicks with our OL.

That's not happening
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: animal on Sep 27, 2026, 08:49 AM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 27, 2026, 08:01 AMYeah, I'm not a fan of Cramsey. Still can't run the ball. No jet sweeps or at least decoys to get the defense moving. Too many dunk passes. Still rolling KJ out right too much.
Last night was the first game I've seen them try any sort of mis-direction and eventually Tulsa was figuring out the QB keepers. I think these guys have some tells. 

Biddy pointed out that when the backup RT came in late in the game on the next series after the KJ INT is when the running game kind of improved a bit. Of course it was pretty much close out time by then. Our weakest links seem to be #71 and the RT Williams...both seem to stand straight up at the point of attack and get their shit packed on every down. For all the hype...Brannum aint much account either. 


Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Son of Spam on Sep 27, 2026, 08:56 AM
Quote from: jdcatty on Sep 26, 2026, 09:55 PMI hate to say this, but ya'll are some stupid SOBs.  I said all along I knew how to get the game.  I just wondered if there is any way to get it from YouTubetv rather than ESPN. Not one of you answered that question.
I answered it earlier in this thread.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 27, 2026, 09:00 AM
I said it during the game thread, our OL is weak as fucking shit.  Oh, they might be able to put up some weight in the weightroom, but it comes to actually applying that strength, they are weak as fuck.  They can't move anyone of even similar size.  You see them getting stood up by LB's and getting no push.  That is fucking crazy.  They should NEVER, ever get stalemated by a LB when they have almost 100lbs on them.  That is just being weak and bad form where they get no fucking leverage.

They need to spend an entire summer pushing round bails end over end or something to figure out how to fucking move shit that doesn't want to move, because they don't seem to have any clue how to do that.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: FNG on Sep 27, 2026, 09:15 AM
Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 27, 2026, 09:00 AMI said it during the game thread, our OL is weak as fucking shit.  Oh, they might be able to put up some weight in the weightroom, but it comes to actually applying that strength, they are weak as fuck.  They can't move anyone of even similar size.  You see them getting stood up by LB's and getting no push.  That is fucking crazy.  They should NEVER, ever get stalemated by a LB when they have almost 100lbs on them.  That is just being weak and bad form where they get no fucking leverage.

They need to spend an entire summer pushing round bails end over end or something to figure out how to fucking move shit that doesn't want to move, because they don't seem to have any clue how to do that.
Not only that but, instead of doing the "tush push" like every other offensive line in America when our tip-toeing RB's (inevitably) get stood up one yard past the LOS, they stand around like rubberneckers at a car wreck.

I'll give them this, though; when their man decleats our QB in the pocket they are excellent "helper-uppers".
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: animal on Sep 27, 2026, 09:41 AM
Quote from: FNG on Sep 27, 2026, 09:15 AMNot only that but, instead of doing the "tush push" like every other offensive line in America when our tip-toeing RB's (inevitably) get stood up one yard past the LOS, they stand around like rubberneckers at a car wreck.

I'll give them this, though; when their man decleats our QB in the pocket they are excellent "helper-uppers".
Whatever year it was when Austin Allen was QB there were always photos of him with a dirty uniform and his OL guys didn't have a mark on them. It was pretty telling. This line makes those guys look like 80s Redskins. 



Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 27, 2026, 09:54 AM
We settled for FGs 4 times when our offense sputtered. SC looked bad against Bama and Aggie looked bad against LSU.

Not enough for me to change my doom forecast.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: woodhog14 on Sep 27, 2026, 10:00 AM
Quote from: DrMongoose on Sep 26, 2026, 09:52 PMThey are claiming a sellout
They didn't claim a sellout. Capacity is 76,000 not 72,000.

I'd bet there was 68K there last night or so.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 27, 2026, 10:37 AM
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Sep 27, 2026, 07:41 AMWatching the rest of the SEC, I just don't see any wins on the schedule.
The only team I've not really watched is Vandy. 

Everyone else will beat us handily.  
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: passed on Sep 27, 2026, 10:41 AM
Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 27, 2026, 09:00 AMI said it during the game thread, our OL is weak as fucking shit.  Oh, they might be able to put up some weight in the weightroom, but it comes to actually applying that strength, they are weak as fuck.  They can't move anyone of even similar size.  You see them getting stood up by LB's and getting no push.  That is fucking crazy.  They should NEVER, ever get stalemated by a LB when they have almost 100lbs on them.  That is just being weak and bad form where they get no fucking leverage.

They need to spend an entire summer pushing round bails end over end or something to figure out how to fucking move shit that doesn't want to move, because they don't seem to have any clue how to do that.

I don't think it's weakness.  It's leverage.  Their pad level is way too high, and low man wins.  I think they are being coached to do that, and it's dumb as hell.  I finally got to watch the game this morning, and sure enough I see the exact same problems over and over again.  They didn't fix a thing from our last games.  OL pad level is too high, run blocks are separated just like a pass play, and no hip roll.  You can't out leverage a DL like that.  KJ's mechanics are all over the place particularly when trying for the quick throw, which is why he's constantly throwing short on the quick pass. 

I don't like Cramsey's offense.  Sure he has some play calls that are there, and the execution is fucked... but you can't win in the SEC with his offense.  You sure as hell can't win games with "perfect play" calls that the players can't execute.  Why are you rolling a lefty out right so much??  It makes no damned sense to me.  It's like Cramsey can't adjust his play sheet for a left hand QB.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 27, 2026, 11:00 AM
Quote from: passed on Sep 27, 2026, 10:41 AMI don't think it's weakness.  It's leverage.  Their pad level is way too high, and low man wins.  I think they are being coached to do that, and it's dumb as hell.  I finally got to watch the game this morning, and sure enough I see the exact same problems over and over again.  They didn't fix a thing from our last games.  OL pad level is too high, run blocks are separated just like a pass play, and no hip roll.  You can't out leverage a DL like that.  KJ's mechanics are all over the place particularly when trying for the quick throw, which is why he's constantly throwing short on the quick pass. 

I don't like Cramsey's offense.  Sure he has some play calls that are there, and the execution is fucked... but you can't win in the SEC with his offense.  You sure as hell can't win games with "perfect play" calls that the players can't execute.  Why are you rolling a lefty out right so much??  It makes no damned sense to me.  It's like Cramsey can't adjust his play sheet for a left hand QB.

If you can't get leverage, aka, apply force, you are weak.  They might be studs in the weight room, but they can't fucking move shit on the field. That makes them weak as baby shit when it comes to practical application. 
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: The Whyte Boar on Sep 27, 2026, 11:24 AM
I really really hate our offense.  It looks like something out of Texas 4A high school ball.  It is very much like that mess we had with Chad, though I would venture to say, not as good.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: passed on Sep 27, 2026, 11:38 AM
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Sep 27, 2026, 11:24 AMI really really hate our offense.  It looks like something out of Texas 4A high school ball.  It is very much like that mess we had with Chad, though I would venture to say, not as good.

Yup.  I hate it way more than I hated Mr Finger Tapes'.  His offense had a lot of really dumb behind the LOS and head scratching calls... but Cramsey's offense seems to be ALL crap like that.  Hell, he rarely ever attacks the center of the field.  It won't work in the SEC.  Maybe in the FCS, but in the SEC where the size and speed is incredible??  Hard no!
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: animal on Sep 27, 2026, 11:45 AM
They are giving KJ short easy passes for a reason. Having him throw over the middle of the field is asking for interceptions and probably sacks since at least 3/4's of the offensive line doesn't understand they aren't setting screens in basketball. 
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BASS on Sep 27, 2026, 11:46 AM
Surely RS see that his offense sucks and knows he has to make a change.

Wish we would have gotten Morris instead of this lot.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: passed on Sep 27, 2026, 11:48 AM
Quote from: animal on Sep 27, 2026, 11:45 AMThey are giving KJ short easy passes for a reason. Having him throw over the middle of the field is asking for interceptions and probably sacks since at least 3/4's of the offensive line doesn't understand they aren't setting screens in basketball.

I get what you're saying... but if that were the case, why would they have longer developing sideline throws?  Game after game we see the middle of the field wide open.  We just don't ever attack it much.  When we do it's double coverage, or a quick release that KJ can't seem to manage to do (seems like mechanics to me... he didn't have that problem last year).
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 27, 2026, 12:52 PM
Quote from: passed on Sep 27, 2026, 11:48 AMI get what you're saying... but if that were the case, why would they have longer developing sideline throws?  Game after game we see the middle of the field wide open.  We just don't ever attack it much.  When we do it's double coverage, or a quick release that KJ can't seem to manage to do (seems like mechanics to me... he didn't have that problem last year).

Well how was anybody supposed to know that the SEC's kryptonite wasn't an offense that counts to three before tossing a slow pitch out to the sideline with no blockers?
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: animal on Sep 27, 2026, 01:01 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 27, 2026, 12:52 PMWell how was anybody supposed to know that the SEC's kryptonite wasn't an offense that counts to three before tossing a slow pitch out to the sideline with no blockers?
with WRs upset they have to run block making it so obvious the defense doesn't have to guess.
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: jdcatty on Sep 27, 2026, 04:23 PM
Quote from: woodhog14 on Sep 27, 2026, 10:00 AMThey didn't claim a sellout. Capacity is 76,000 not 72,000.

I'd bet there was 68K there last night or so.

I think the number they announce is the number of tickets sold.  Seems like it is always 72,000 something
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 27, 2026, 05:46 PM
Quote from: jdcatty on Sep 27, 2026, 04:23 PMI think the number they announce is the number of tickets sold.  Seems like it is always 72,000 something
Basically they just keep announcing that maximum revenue is being achieved.  
Title: Re: A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)
Post by: Guardrail on Sep 28, 2026, 06:46 AM
Quote from: passed on Sep 27, 2026, 11:48 AMI get what you're saying... but if that were the case, why would they have longer developing sideline throws?  Game after game we see the middle of the field wide open.  We just don't ever attack it much.  When we do it's double coverage, or a quick release that KJ can't seem to manage to do (seems like mechanics to me... he didn't have that problem last year).
That slow swing pass they run a couple times a game is going to result in a pick 6 pretty soon. Why in hell they run that, I don't know.