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Games remaining:

Missouri,
@Auburn,
South Carolina,
@Texass,
LSU

Potential postseason games.


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We're still a 3-win team.  Beating a shitty Vanderbilt doesn't change it.

Y'all are a pessimistic bunch.

Some if them are delusional

That's actually a pretty favorable schedule. 5-7

Quote from: Lurk on Oct 21, 2026, 03:45 PMThat's actually a pretty favorable schedule. 5-7

It's gets a little less favorable when you consider we are objectively worse than all those teams, and every one of them is marking our game as a W on their schedule.

Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Oct 21, 2026, 02:44 PMY'all are a pessimistic bunch.

Meh, I hope we win them all.  Maybe Texas implodes.  Maybe South Carolina regresses.  Maybe LSU goes on a generational 4-game losing streak and are so demoralized that they can't field a team against us.

We're still so poorly coached that my expectations are low.  What we do regarding some assistant coaches will decide whether I'm more optimistic next season or not.

I see 5 at best, hope for 4, expect 3.

We're winning the next three

I like our chances this week.

Mizzou, not playing them in last game gives me hope, plus it's at night. Hopefully can build on what we've done last two games and take momentum and win it.

At Auburn, don't like our chances. We've won the last two times we've played there and got cheated the time before that. They're due to beat us.

South Carolina, very winnable game. If we can pressure Sellers, it'll be a long day for them.

At Texas, probably a L because their front seven is so good. Their offense stinks, so we should be able to at least stay in the game.

LSU, Thanksgiving weekend like it should be. We owe Kiffin after that beat down he gave us two years ago here. But they have a way better team and should handle us.

Fingers crossed for 5-7 but expecting 4-8.

I say we beat USC-E and then someone we're not supposed to beat. We gotta catch at least one team sleepwalking.

Quote from: Gambler on Oct 21, 2026, 07:49 PMI like our chances this week.

I agree, no way we lose this week.

Quote from: Ray Zorback on Oct 22, 2026, 09:20 AMI agree, no way we lose this week.

Unless FPD comes in strong, which would be our luck.

Quote from: Zoso on Oct 22, 2026, 09:05 AMI say we beat USC-E and then someone we're not supposed to beat. We gotta catch at least one team sleepwalking.

We'll beat Texas, Silverado will get a raise to $10mil/year with a 4-year extension, Hunter will promote to Chancellor, Kevin Scanlon somehow to the AD's desk, and a massive banner in the stadium commemorating the win.  Confused by the whole thing, Wal-Mart buys a few federal judges and sends the entire Denver Broncos roster to Missouri next season.

It will also be our 5th win of the season, we won't make a bowl. 

Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Oct 22, 2026, 09:25 AMUnless FPD comes in strong, which would be our luck.

They still arresting people for walking outside to get into a cab?

Quote from: Zoso on Oct 22, 2026, 09:05 AMI say we beat USC-E and then someone we're not supposed to beat. We gotta catch at least one team sleepwalking.

We already caught Tennessee sleepwalking.

Unfortunately not quite enough.

Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 22, 2026, 09:25 AMWe'll beat Texas, Silverado will get a raise to $10mil/year with a 4-year extension, Hunter will promote to Chancellor, Kevin Scanlon somehow to the AD's desk, and a massive banner in the stadium commemorating the win.  Confused by the whole thing, Wal-Mart buys a few federal judges and sends the entire Denver Broncos roster to Missouri next season.

It will also be our 5th win of the season, we won't make a bowl. 

and a 22 game losing streak follows

I just want them to beat Missouri. There's ZERO reason Missouri has owned us since they joined the SEC. Losing to them is unacceptable and should be met with caning and/or whatever stretching torture Tanaka does to Van Damme in Bloodsport.
(https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092675/mediaviewer/rm3778206721/?ref_=ttch_ph_2)

5-7.

HiyoSilver has had this week circled on his calendar since the beginning. We'll ride the high of beating the fuck out of Bye into a win against Missouri, a hard fought loss at Auburn and a win over the Fighting Beamers.

Then reality will kick back in.

Missouri is also on a bye week.  Great, why couldn't they be getting their ass kicked today by one of the SEC powers like Georgia, or Tennessee, or Kentucky?  We can't even catch them looking ahead to Texas, because no one's going to do that.