The season begins properly.
:><: - 31
Frontier Era Scientologists - 20
There will be much consternation.
Hogs 34
Bygamists 27
Tony Alamo 30
Warren Jeffs 17
Baker-Fancher 31
Fake Paiutes 24
Hogs - 24
BYU - 23
Hogs 45-38 in 3OT
Quote from: Ray Zorback on Sep 13, 2023, 08:42 AMHogs - 24
BYU - 23
I'm gonna Price Is Right you and say 24-21
Needs a brozier- 24
Has to wear special underwear - 28
24-20 Hogs
Old rich Ladies preying on young men 31
Aw shucks 14
Hogs 42
Assholes we still owe for Mountain Meadows 7
Hogs 38
BYU 22
Bible Belt 31
Mormons 16
Still haven't given up a TD (not counting that garbage one late) - 38
Our playbook is divinely inspired, but we lost our special decoder ring - 3
KJs- 24
Soakers-21
Us 35
Them 21
38-27
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 13, 2023, 10:03 AM24-20 Hogs
Quote from: Trigger7672 on Sep 13, 2023, 10:56 AMKJs- 24
Soakers-21
Okay Mr. "Price is Right" asshole. I hope you go over.
Anyone want to take 24-19?
Us: 27
Them: 13
Hogs 24
Cougars 19.
Surprised me and hogofwar are the only ones predicting a loss.
Byu would have beat Kent State 42-0.
Their offense and defense are far superior to Kent States. I don't think y'all are realizing how bad Kent State is and how much their oline and dline owned our lines.
Quote from: BASS on Sep 13, 2023, 01:04 PMSurprised me and hogofwar are the only ones predicting a loss.
Byu would have beat Kent State 42-0.
Their offense and defense are far superior to Kent States. I don't think y'all are realizing how bad Kent State is and how much their oline and dline owned our lines.
Using your logic no one in the SEC is going to win a game this year.
Just about everyone in the league looked as bad as we did if not worse, most against comparable opposition.
Quote from: BASS on Sep 13, 2023, 10:05 AMOld rich Ladies preying on young men 31
Aw shucks 14
Quote from: BASS on Sep 12, 2023, 07:39 PMI'm picking byu by 14+ in the prediction thread tomorrow.
:thumb_up:
Cougs 17
Hogs 27
Quote from: DRYANKNPULL on Sep 13, 2023, 08:12 AMHogs 34
Bygamists 27
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 13, 2023, 11:52 AMOkay Mr. "Price is Right" asshole. I hope you go over.
Anyone want to take 24-19?
Quote from: DRYANKNPULL on Sep 13, 2023, 12:26 PMHogs 24
Cougars 19.
Of course. Predictable even.
Our defense is pretty good but our offense isn't clicking yet: 24
The Book of Mormon: 28
Quote from: BASS on Sep 13, 2023, 01:04 PMSurprised me and hogofwar are the only ones predicting a loss.
Byu would have beat Kent State 42-0.
Their offense and defense are far superior to Kent States. I don't think y'all are realizing how bad Kent State is and how much their oline and dline owned our lines.
They're 110th in total offense and 118th in rushing at a whopping 2.7 yd avg and 79 yards a game. They do get their stud wr back for this one, but I'm pretty sure we'll somehow squeak out a win against this offensive juggernaut.
Us -- 38
Them-- 27
I haven't even looked to see if someone else has already picked these numbers. If so, they were right.
Quote from: Hogworth Ballington III on Sep 13, 2023, 02:30 PMThey're 110th in total offense and 118th in rushing at a whopping 2.7 yd avg and 79 yards a game. They do get their stud wr back for this one, but I'm pretty sure we'll somehow squeak out a win against this offensive juggernaut.
they beat a team last week that's averaging 1.5 points a game by 14. but they would beat kent st by a bazillion so that has to mean we lose.
hogs 35
mormons 10
Quote from: BASS on Sep 13, 2023, 01:04 PMSurprised me and hogofwar are the only ones predicting a loss.
Byu would have beat Kent State 42-0.
Their offense and defense are far superior to Kent States. I don't think y'all are realizing how bad Kent State is and how much their oline and dline owned our lines.
Did you watch the game?
We had 11 TFL's and the Dline was responsible for 7 of those.
We had 7 sacks and the Dline was responsible for 4 of those.
Kent State had a total of 200 yards.
We also had a DLineman win the SEC DL of the week award.
So yeah, that Kent State OLine whipped our DL up and down the field.
Jesus Christ, I sometimes wonder what games our fans watch and what expectations they have. Our DL played really well.
Hogs - 31
BYU - 14
Hunter's Blood - 24
Children of the Corn - 10
Quote from: woodhog14 on Sep 13, 2023, 03:37 PMDid you watch the game?
We had 11 TFL's and the Dline was responsible for 7 of those.
We had 7 sacks and the Dline was responsible for 4 of those.
Kent State had a total of 200 yards.
We also had a DLineman win the SEC DL of the week award.
So yeah, that Kent State OLine whipped our DL up and down the field.
Jesus Christ, I sometimes wonder what games our fans watch and what expectations they have. Our DL played really well.
Hogs - 31
BYU - 14
I don't want to bag on Bass but I agree. We cover easily over BYU, if not, I'll eat crow.
Hogs 38
Mormons 13
Quote from: woodhog14 on Sep 13, 2023, 03:37 PMDid you watch the game?
We had 11 TFL's and the Dline was responsible for 7 of those.
We had 7 sacks and the Dline was responsible for 4 of those.
Kent State had a total of 200 yards.
We also had a DLineman win the SEC DL of the week award.
So yeah, that Kent State OLine whipped our DL up and down the field.
Jesus Christ, I sometimes wonder what games our fans watch and what expectations they have. Our DL played really well.
Hogs - 31
BYU - 14
I took it as we stuck to our game plan of our new offense/defense and worked to see what shows up on tape using realistic plays that we'll be using against better opponents. What the Gus bus did the prior week doesn't prove anything. Knowing UCF/Gus they'll get their ass beat by somebody they shouldn't later on if not multiple times.
I figure if it was a matter of adding a couple more TDs on the board maybe would could have. Certainly could have put 1 more on late and choose to just eat clock and get out of there. Very nuttish. ::) Fans want 77-0 and really there is no call for that shit. LSU didn't need to eviscerate Rice like that. What did that prove? Nothing they still lost to FSU who is still subject to being fools gold this season. Sure I want to skullfuck everyone we play but do it tastefully.
I don't think the staff was happy at all with the game. I think they felt like in the first half especially the first quarter we came out flat and sluggish. That's something that seems to happen with a lot of SEC teams prior to waking up and putting the cupcake away (something I know something about) and overall I think it's about managing the team...don't let them get too high on themselves too soon because that's basically what happened last season. Leave them thinking your are not happy and wanting better out of them. This staff is not Petrino demanding pissing excellence but maybe just maybe it's better than last season's staff and is more focused on getting guys ready to play. Last season pretty much felt like we the staff mailed it in after our start where we were ranked early in the season. After Missouri State and A&M guys were getting their resumes polished.
Reveres Joseph Smith - 21
Reviles John L. Smith - 24
Dozens of excuses - 28
Billions of gods - 6
I hope I'm just over reacting and fucking stupid and don't know what I'm thinking and we win by 30.
Maybe byu sucks worst than normal, but usually they are pretty salty.
Quote from: BASS on Sep 13, 2023, 06:51 PMI hope I'm just over reacting and fucking stupid and don't know what I'm thinking and we win by 30.
Maybe byu sucks worst than normal, but usually they are pretty salty.
Something we shouldn't overlook is the fact that they have a good QB who's played a ton of ball.
Slovis is 7th and 5th all time at USC in passing yards and TDs, respectively. He's got 39 starts over 5 years, so he's not some underclassman chucklehead who's going to get rattled easily by our crowd.
The breakdown that Power Hour did (https://youtu.be/XuFPllgh5Ws?si=ctYEDF1cJon_5lN_) on our game showed that Kent State's QB made some terrible reads and decisions. It'll be interesting to see how our D matches up with him.
At least they don't have #12 who obliterated us last season.
Home made wine-35
Home made underwear- 18
Worried About Drinking Too Much Burbon At the Tailgate. 31
Worried About Eating Too Much Sugar At the Tailgate. 17
Weird underwear polygamy cult...23
1st Church of WalMart...34
Quote from: Feral on Sep 13, 2023, 07:01 PMSomething we shouldn't overlook is the fact that they have a good QB who's played a ton of ball.
Slovis is 7th and 5th all time at USC in passing yards and TDs, respectively. He's got 39 starts over 5 years, so he's not some underclassman chucklehead who's going to get rattled easily by our crowd.
The breakdown that Power Hour did (https://youtu.be/XuFPllgh5Ws?si=ctYEDF1cJon_5lN_) on our game showed that Kent State's QB made some terrible reads and decisions. It'll be interesting to see how our D matches up with him.
At least they don't have #12 who obliterated us last season.
yeah, their qb worries me--- counting on some pass rush to get some pressure on him
Quote from: jdcatty on Sep 14, 2023, 10:28 AMyeah, their qb worries me--- counting on some pass rush to get some pressure on him
They're outside the top 50 for passing efficiency (guess who's in the top 10). They're passing defense is comparatively better (top 20). Their defensive numbers are actually eerily similar to ours. They have a tendency to bend but not break, as we're both giving up about 200 yds per game in the air, but holding strong in the red zone with only one rushing td and 0 passing (red zone defense percentages are actually the exact same). Both teams are top 10 in rushing defense, with both teams giving up less than 3 ypc (Hogs are a stellar 1.36 in that category currently) and only 1 td.
Hard to tell, as this will definitely be an upgrade in competition for both teams, but points could be at a premium for this game and a defensive score could be huge. Having said that, now watch KJ go off and throw for 350 and 5. I actually look for KJ's accuracy to be the difference in this one. If he's on, we pick them apart. If he has some of the issues he had last game with placement, this team could make him pay for it. Regardless, it will probably be another game we struggle to get the run game going.
One of our attorneys is a BYU grad. He says they are not very good this year. We are going to roll them.
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 14, 2023, 12:11 PMOne of our attorneys is a BYU grad. He says they are not very good this year. We are going to roll them.
Shit.
I'd like to think we have some schemes, etc., that we haven't shown. That's probably wishful thinking...
45 - 31 Baconators.
They gained 46 yards rushing last week. It's unlikely that they beat us on the ground. I think our dline can get pressure to the qb if they opt for a drop back passing game. That means they are going to hit us with quick, short passes. Puts a lot of pressure on the secondary. Scary.
Catfish and Hushpuppies 45
Fry Sauce and Jello 3
Tabernacle Choir 17
Tittyknocker Coach 27
Multiple wives 17
Sugar tits 45
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 14, 2023, 12:11 PMOne of our attorneys is a BYU grad. He says they are not very good this year. We are going to roll them.
Like I'm going to trust a Mormon. We're screwed.
Are we not gonna have a Wives, cougars, and magic underwear game thread?