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Title: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 20, 2023, 11:58 AM
pain.

 :><: - 17
RED STICK - 31
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Sep 20, 2023, 12:00 PM
More pain

Tiggers: 42

No OL: 7
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 20, 2023, 12:02 PM
I'll miss most of this one while traveling.

Thank goodness 38-7
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: BASS on Sep 20, 2023, 12:50 PM
Red sticks 35
Red asses 10
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: bigpig on Sep 20, 2023, 12:51 PM
I think the most Arkansas way to lose this game would be for us to come out and look amazing, along with LSU looking flat and uninspired. We move the ball well, but make just a couple of bad coaching decisions that cost us the game. Something like not going for a fourth and short on the LSU 35 or so, kicking a long FG that is missed, and then later going for a 4th and short from like our own 40, when we don't really need to, not getting it, and swinging the momentum back to LSU.
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 20, 2023, 01:07 PM
This game will be decided by punting.  LSU won't punt.  Arkansas will punt 9 times for 15 yards.

69-0 Kitty Kats.
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: Hogworth Ballington III on Sep 20, 2023, 01:22 PM
If Sam is Nutt 2.0, we win this one going away and the gumbotiggers are never in the game from the start (only to drop the next 5). Sooooo...

"Give him a midseason extension!"- 38

Go get your shinebox, you lucky charms looking weirdo- 10
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: Third_down_draw on Sep 20, 2023, 01:22 PM
(https://images.mubicdn.net/images/cast_member/28925/cache-86351-1381184682/image-w856.jpg?size=800x) - 37

(https://onnitacademy.imgix.net/2015/05/RP-1440x900.jpg) - 14
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: Hogfan58 on Sep 20, 2023, 02:02 PM
Them: 30

Us: 5

A lotta teams would like to be 2-2 right now, Chuck.
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: DrMongoose on Sep 20, 2023, 02:50 PM
sugar tits 13
fake accent 42
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: rzrbkfan69 on Sep 20, 2023, 03:47 PM
Harold Perkins will probably knock KJ out of the game. No one on our OLine will be able to block him.

LSU 35
Hogs 13
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: obijuana on Sep 20, 2023, 04:00 PM
Early season gut check game. Hogs won't win, but it'll be respectable.

LSU 31
UAF 23
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: Guardrail on Sep 20, 2023, 04:45 PM
Hogs 3
LSU 28
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: HogOfWar on Sep 20, 2023, 04:48 PM
Bayou Trash 56

O-Line Trash 13
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: HarrisonHog on Sep 20, 2023, 05:47 PM
LSU   63

Hogs  3 
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: animal on Sep 20, 2023, 05:51 PM
Hog Fritters 23
Cajun Cat on a stick 33


This is the first week since Oct 6th 2006 that the SEC WEST hasn't had a TOP 10 team in the AP. With that in mind expect mass fuckage to favor anyone with a realistic shot at the playoffs.

SEC Network just said the last time this happened the original iphone hadn't been released yet, Netflix was a dvd home delivery service only...

Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: Pighair on Sep 20, 2023, 06:07 PM
LSU 45
AR 13
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: DRYANKNPULL on Sep 20, 2023, 06:15 PM
Hogs 17

Tigers 56
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 20, 2023, 06:46 PM
Quote from: HarrisonHog on Sep 20, 2023, 05:47 PMLSU  63

Hogs  3 

We're going to have to start doing deep dives into the upcoming basketball season if this happens.
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: Too Big Pig on Sep 20, 2023, 07:39 PM
This one sucks to predict.

LSU - 38
Arkansas - 16 (Fluke TD + Cam x 3)
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: Spiderham on Sep 20, 2023, 07:56 PM
We played them closer than we should have last year. Red Version  21
We played them closer than we should have last year. Gold version. 24
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: jdcatty on Sep 21, 2023, 10:04 AM
Fowler and Herbstreit are going to call an ugly one:

LSU-- 38
Ark-- 17
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Sep 21, 2023, 10:11 AM
Quote from: jdcatty on Sep 21, 2023, 10:04 AMFowler and Herbstreit are going to call an ugly one:

LSU-- 38
Ark-- 17

38 - 17 can go either way.

Will it be 38 - 0 before we turn it on?  That would be ugly.  

If it is 17-17 before LSU pulls away then it will be a good game.
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: jdcatty on Sep 21, 2023, 10:17 AM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 21, 2023, 10:11 AM38 - 17 can go either way.

Will it be 38 - 0 before we turn it on?  That would be ugly. 

If it is 17-17 before LSU pulls away then it will be a good game.

using that type of theory, then almost any game could be a good game.  42-0 would be a good game if it were 0-0 at the end of the third quarter.

No, anytime we get beat by 3 touchdowns, it is bad in my book.
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Sep 21, 2023, 10:48 AM
them 34
us 28
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: Texzilla on Sep 21, 2023, 11:33 AM
I will not watch it.

Just pure dogshit:  13

Faux Cajun lawn jockey shit:  42

I expect we win the 1st quarter, weaken in the 2nd, and the total collapse in the 2nd half due to lack of stamina, terrible coaching decisions, and players just getting beat.  I predict hogs have 17 yards rushing, 48 yards passing.  We may never win another game, ever. 

3 4 and 1's fail because kj isn't under center.  Enos needs head on a stick. 
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Sep 21, 2023, 01:40 PM
I'm still not convinced Pederast Kelly is that much better than Fat Sam, but his players are are.

Fletch       30
Fletch Lives 13
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: DirkPiggler on Sep 22, 2023, 08:51 AM
Rarely does Daniels put together two solid games in a row, much less three.  He's due for a bed shitting.

Wounded Hogs:  27

Overrated Tigers:  16
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: Ray Zorback on Sep 22, 2023, 10:12 AM
Hogs- 20
Cats- 45
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: red death on Sep 22, 2023, 10:29 AM
18-17 Hogs

Little wins it at the end.
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: Cornhogio on Sep 22, 2023, 10:36 AM
Cats - 56
Baconettes - 24
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 22, 2023, 10:55 AM
Quote from: red death on Sep 22, 2023, 10:29 AM18-17 Hogs

Little wins it at the end.

How do we get to 15 before the game winner?

Pittman randomly go for two early?

Five field goals?

TD, safety, then another TD with a missed extra point?

Those first two paths would be very frustrating to sit through.
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: flash23 on Sep 22, 2023, 11:19 AM
Brian Kelly looks and sounds like a miserable human being.

Arkansas - 28
LSU - 24
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: RedRiverHog on Sep 22, 2023, 12:41 PM
35-24 Arkansas
Everyone starts talking about a playoff spot
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: Pigsmoke on Sep 23, 2023, 09:04 AM
Lsu 42
Arkansas 24

I'll record it in case I'm wrong. I don't plan on watching it live, I'm going to go live life and act like I don't care.
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: BASS on Sep 23, 2023, 10:10 AM
Quote from: Pigsmoke on Sep 23, 2023, 09:04 AMLsu 42
Arkansas 24

I'll record it in case I'm wrong. I don't plan on watching it live, I'm going to go live life and act like I don't care.

I'll be cooking and eating dinner with it on in the background.
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: egregious on Sep 23, 2023, 10:25 AM
Let me try something.

LSU  56
Arkansas 14
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: mde114 on Sep 23, 2023, 10:39 AM
If Arkansas has any pride they find a way to compete today. Sad truth is in year 4, I doubt they do it.

Lsu 42
Hogs 14
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: Jean Lafitte on Sep 23, 2023, 10:47 AM
My prediction is that the Razorbacks will cover the spread.
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 23, 2023, 10:54 AM
10 years ago I was working on a project on the Port of Greater Baton Rouge, across and a little bit up the river from LSU.  On Saturdays we could hear the stadium.  There's really not much you can do in practice to prepare an already-bad OL for that kind of atmosphere.
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Sep 23, 2023, 11:20 AM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 23, 2023, 10:54 AM10 years ago I was working on a project on the Port of Greater Baton Rouge, across and a little bit up the river from LSU.  On Saturdays we could hear the stadium.  There's really not much you can do in practice to prepare an already-bad OL for that kind of atmosphere.
They start tailgating on Wednesday for a Saturday game.
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Sep 23, 2023, 11:34 AM
I'm going to revise because I think our defense is actually pretty good this year, while at the same time, I don't see how we'll ever score on them at all. Our line has no chance of stopping LSU's defense from living in our backfield.

LSU 24
Ark 0
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: HogOfWar on Sep 23, 2023, 11:37 AM
Quote from: Son of Spam on Sep 23, 2023, 11:20 AMThey start tailgating on Wednesday for a Saturday game.

Wrong, sir. They started tailgating after Mass, last Sunday.
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 23, 2023, 11:37 AM
Quote from: Son of Spam on Sep 23, 2023, 11:20 AMThey start tailgating on Wednesday for a Saturday game.

Some of the nicest fans I've ever met, except for those few hours between kickoff and the final buzzer.
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Sep 23, 2023, 11:42 AM
Quote from: HogOfWar on Sep 23, 2023, 11:37 AMWrong, sir. They started tailgating after Mass, last Sunday.
When I lived in Gonzales, LA, they had the jambalaya festival every year there. They would block off a 5 lane main street for about 8-10 blocks with sawhorses and hold the festival inside this area. One end ended at the Catholic Church. It started on Friday around noon and by 2:00, you couldn't take a step inside that area without stepping on an empty beer can. On Sunday, people would come out of the church, loosen their ties, step over the sawhorse and start drinking.
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Sep 23, 2023, 11:44 AM
The jambalaya festival should be required attendance for every American at least one time in their lives
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Sep 23, 2023, 11:46 AM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 23, 2023, 11:44 AMThe jambalaya festival should be required attendance for every American at least one time in their lives
I used to live within walking distance of it. Loved going. Cajun bands on one end, country bands in the middle, and rock bands on the other end. And continuous drinking and eating.
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: HogOfWar on Sep 23, 2023, 11:58 AM
Quote from: Son of Spam on Sep 23, 2023, 11:42 AMWhen I lived in Gonzales, LA, they had the jambalaya festival every year there. They would block off a 5 lane main street for about 8-10 blocks with sawhorses and hold the festival inside this area. One end ended at the Catholic Church. It started on Friday around noon and by 2:00, you couldn't take a step inside that area without stepping on an empty beer can. On Sunday, people would come out of the church, loosen their ties, step over the sawhorse and start drinking.

I lived in Abbeville, LA, and am back for my 30th high school reunion. We had the Cattlemen's festival every year, and it was the same.
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 23, 2023, 12:40 PM
13-63 bad guys.
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: egregious on Sep 23, 2023, 01:58 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 23, 2023, 10:54 AM10 years ago I was working on a project on the Port of Greater Baton Rouge, across and a little bit up the river from LSU.  On Saturdays we could hear the stadium.  There's really not much you can do in practice to prepare an already-bad OL for that kind of atmosphere.

So you are saying in addition to everything else, they will be unsure about firing off from not hearing the count.

 :suicide:
Title: Re: 2023 Game 4 - Hogs vs LSU score prediction thread
Post by: Too Big Pig on Sep 23, 2023, 09:29 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 21, 2023, 10:48 AMthem 34
us 28

Closest.