Oh yeah, I almost forgot.
:><: - 20
LITTLE MOE WITH THE GIMPY LEG - 19
I actually like our odds this week. Even if BMFP does rape us with Maximum Johnson, their defense is at least as bad as ours.
I'll play.
Arkansas - 34
Yellboys - 24
That of course hinges on our ability to maybe not let their obviously-best WR run around the field wide open.
We're 1-10 in our last 11 against these chuckleheads.
I'm at the point where I expect a loss until proven otherwise.
Petrino 2.0 - 27
Petrino 1.0 - 21
Sheep fuckers - 34
Baaaa - 21
Agricultural fucksticks 31
God's cursed animal 24
Shouldn't have fired me 27
No Colbeer this week 24
Cry in our beers 31-21
A tradition unlike any other...
Quote from: Doc Hogaday on Sep 27, 2023, 03:57 PMA tradition unlike any other...
And you just know somebody was ripping the lining out of that.
Us: Not enough (17)
Them: More than enough (31)
no twitter 45
no buyout, just cash 35
Fayetteville 35
College Station 27
*KJ floats mid-air 9 yards on a QB shotgun goal line play for a winning td...redemption.
Forecast for Saturday morning.
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42-38 us
Hogs 32
BMFP 41
Not kosher: 31
Wool allergy: 27
I think it's cute some of y'all are picking us to win.
Hogs 24
Aggies 45
Hogs 21
Ags 35
but not before Arkansas is leading by more than a TD and #62 has a stupid penalty a la Dan Skipper to nullify another trip down the field.
Us: 31
Them: 27
We're going to shock the world, Chuck.
Us 34
Texas School of Awkward & Mediocrity 28
Ol Col Beer...23
Johnny Fucking Football Shot Bar...42
Quote from: Hogfan58 on Sep 27, 2023, 08:58 PMUs: 31
Them: 27
We're going to shock the world, Chuck.
Does this mean we have to split the free year of Woopig dues if we win?
Quote from: Doc Hogaday on Sep 27, 2023, 03:57 PMA tradition unlike any other...
I wish someone could do a "Where are they now" update.
Pittman off the hot seat 31
Jimbo is cooked 27
I'm beginning to not like this game. But hell, she's gotta let us kick it this time, right?
Never stop believing, Charlie Brown - 33
Just stop pretending you have any affiliation with any branch of the military - 17
Quote from: Hogworth Ballington III on Sep 28, 2023, 09:47 AMI'm beginning to not like this game.
Welcome to me, circa 2013.
Yeah, we won't win this one either.
Quote from: Hogworth Ballington III on Sep 28, 2023, 09:47 AMI'm beginning to not like this game.
It's crazy to me that we've historically owned this series, but we can't seem to stop stomping on our dicks against A&M.
The Skipper trip, multiple OT bed shittings and blown leads, getting stuffed 7x in a row on the goal line, KJ Superman and Oink Doink, it's just insane to me the that it keeps happening regardless of coaches and players.
So I not only expect us to lose every year, but lose it in the dumbest way possible.
If there's two opponents I want to stop playing yearly after realignment it's A&M and Mizzou. We just seem to mind-fuck ourselves into losses against those 2 every year.
Quote from: Feral on Sep 28, 2023, 11:52 AMIf there's two opponents I want to stop playing yearly after realignment it's A&M and Mizzou. We just seem to mind-fuck ourselves into losses against those 2 every year.
Agreed 100%. I will swap Texas for A&M without thinking twice. There's a reason our record vs Texas has been much better vs A&M since leaving the sWc: Texas is a game we will get up for and they will overlook.
Quote from: bigpig on Sep 28, 2023, 01:21 PMAgreed 100%. I will swap Texas for A&M without thinking twice. There's a reason our record vs Texas has been much better vs A&M since leaving the sWc: Texas is a game we will get up for and they will overlook.
Curse of the sky mirror
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Sep 28, 2023, 07:43 AMDoes this mean we have to split the free year of Woopig dues if we win?
You're doomed anyway. See below. No way that is the final score now.
Quote from: hit_that_line on Sep 28, 2023, 08:29 AMPittman off the hot seat 31
Jimbo is cooked 27
Quote from: Usafhawg on Sep 28, 2023, 01:30 PMYou're doomed anyway. See below. No way that is the final score now.
Yeah, we're all fuct.
I already said Max Johnson will drop a dime with us up 4 late. Cowboy Get It Pass incoming. We won't cover the tight end. Everyone knows it.
Aggies 28
Hogs 24
Bmfp is going to break it off in us. Aggies win by eleventyhundred.
It goes to overtime.
You know the script. Score doesn't matter.
Quote from: Pigsmoke on Sep 28, 2023, 03:40 PMBmfp is going to break it off in us. Aggies win by eleventyhundred.
Coach needs to wait to fire back up Twitter then.
Aggy picked up 5* athlete/WR Terry Bussey over offers from Texas, Alabama, and OU. I hope this is Bobby's only season there.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 28, 2023, 05:42 PMAggy picked up 5* athlete/WR Terry Bussey over offers from Texas, Alabama, and OU. I hope this is Bobby's only season there.
5 Stars don't like being called M*****F*****
Quote from: Spiderham on Sep 28, 2023, 09:17 PM5 Stars don't like being called M*****F*****
Fredo had the Warren boys ready to quit over him calling them a cunt.
Quote from: Lurk on Sep 28, 2023, 10:20 PMFredo had the Warren boys ready to quit over him calling them a cunt.
Shouldn'tve been so cunty
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Sep 28, 2023, 07:43 AMDoes this mean we have to split the free year of Woopig dues if we win?
Someone picked my score a couple of weeks ago. Welcome to the new :woopig:
I'm told that Max Johnson is very accurate on shorter routes and is hesitant to throw deep, which was our Achilles' heel last week. Maybe we have a shot, which may mean it's a close game that comes down to game management. At least Dimbo is bad at it too.
Col' Beer on the Lake 22
Blonde Squeeze on the Take 26
Meh. We can't beat these guys or Missouri.
Them - 45
Hogs - 31
Have a good feeling about this one for some reason.
Fat coach, large chest-31
Bonfires-24
Time for breakfast beers.
We're winning.
Hogs 24
Ags 21
Bringing The Bling 34
Shagging The Sheep. 21
KJ Says "Let's Goooooooooo!"IMG_0222.jpeg
I want one of those jackets
Hogs 41
Aggie 38
Look like a candy cane
Who's got the sack to start the game thread?
Lol at anyone who thought we would win. Double LOL at anyone who thought we would score more than 15 points.
I'd have had A&M winning by more if I'd had known we were going to break out an alternate jersey/helmet.
Can we stop doing that shit, especially in this game? We're practically 0 for the century with special uniform shit.
'64 throwbacks against Bama
Chrome kids
Cowboys-themed uniforms
Anthracite (though we did best Florida in them)
All white
All red
White lid
We have a terrible winning percentage in any combo.
Quote from: Feral on Sep 30, 2023, 02:20 PMI'd have had A&M winning by more if I'd had known we were going to break out an alternate jersey/helmet.
Can we stop doing that shit, especially in this game? We're practically 0 for the century with special uniform shit.
'64 throwbacks against Bama
Chrome kids
Cowboys-themed uniforms
Anthracite (though we did best Florida in them)
All white
All red
White lid
We have a terrible winning percentage in any combo.
We blew out KState in the Liberty Bowl with chrome helmets.