Here we are again, staring into the abyss.
The season is over and it's not even Halloween. To be fair, the season was over before October 1st, but it's still over, so whatever.
:><: - kill me 0 points kill me
ALABAMA - kill me 30 points kill me
Hogs - 10 with a late garbage TD
Alabama - 35
We are going to get boat raced.
Honestly, and sadly, a win is the worst thing that could happen. It would inflate a balloon that clearly has a massive hole in it.
We are 19.5 point underdogs. Unless that has risen. Not so fast, my friend!
Hogs: 9
Bama: 45
Our defense is much improved, and Alabama is one dimensional at best on offense.
Cousin Fuckers: 27
Col' beer Drinkers: 6
Elephants 31
Pigs 6
Bama isn't as good as those teams that beat us 52-0 in back to back years so I'll say
Bama -51
Hogs - 0
We beat them in Tuscaloosa September 27, 2003. Remember?
Cam Little is a really solid kicker and I hope he gets a couple Saturday - 6
I figure the first five possessions will yield 4 td's and a field goal, then at least one more - 38
Who 44
Cares 10
Quote from: DRYANKNPULL on Oct 11, 2023, 11:52 AMWe beat them in Tuscaloosa September 27, 2003. Remember?
Cam Little is a really solid kicker and I hope he gets a couple Saturday - 6
I figure the first five possessions will yield 4 td's and a field goal, then at least one more - 38
With a good, Christian, Arkansas-born and raised head coach that understood the importance of chin straps.
The season hasn't reached a low point yet. That will be the big loss to FIU. But the upcoming fifth loss in a row will be followed by 5 more.
AFLAC....56
Shit....9. Cam Little has a nice game.
UofA that cares about winning - 38
UofA that doesn't give a shit about winning - 6
Apathy 9
Who cares 42
When does Basketball Season Start? 13
Did we pay the bagman for the last season or not? 33
I don't care enough anymore to guess a score, that's what this season has done to me. They will score a shitload of points, if we score it will be a moral victory.
:><: We need to coach better 27
:chad I fucked your mother 45
Outside shot at the playoffs - 42
Hey, at least we forced a game 7! - 13
Defense puts up a valiant effort while the offense doesn't even make it into field goal range.
Bama 45
Hogs 0
Those of us camping this weekend - 1
Those of us who watch this game - 0
Hogs - 28
Bama - 35
we 14
they 39
If anybody ever feels the need to point out how gullible I am, I believed the hype.
Hogs 2
Tide 31
Quote from: HarrisonHog on Oct 12, 2023, 08:48 AMHogs 2
Tide 31
Punt returner fumbles and recovers at the 1, center snaps it over Milroe's head, both players get ritually sacrificed by Saban, and they outscore us 31-0 for the rest of the game?
Score predictions are so boring. Let's do sacks against us. I'm gonna set the over/under at 9.
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Oct 12, 2023, 08:59 AMScore predictions are so boring. Let's do sacks against us. I'm gonna set the over/under at 9.
Or first offensive play call. Mine, as usual, is a handoff to Sanders for no gain. And that is usually what happens.
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Oct 12, 2023, 08:59 AMScore predictions are so boring. Let's do sacks against us. I'm gonna set the over/under at 9.
How about when and where, we try for fourth and 1 in shotgun formation?
1st quarter, down 14-0, from our own 45.
Quote from: Son of Spam on Oct 12, 2023, 09:06 AMOr first offensive play call. Mine, as usual, is a handoff to Sanders for no gain. And that is usually what happens.
Enos will change it up this week.
Play action to Sanders, then kj gets sacked before he can move in the pocket.
There were at least two instances where an Ole Miss defender had to stop and wait for the option to play out before he knew who to tackle for the loss. I can't wait to see what our plan is to stop Alabama from doing the same thing.
I like KJ but I am baffled at how he either can't see that pressure coming and check into an alternate play or he just isn't allowed to.
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This would really help the Hogs out
If we're guessing sacks, I'm going with 17. I believe the alluded to o line shuffle will include bringing out some members of the marching band to block.
I'm putting the over/under on questionable coaching decisions at 34. I'm taking the over.
I seriously believe Alabama will get double digits in sacks.
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Arkansas 87,
Oh wait. Not total yards.
Whattya Mean We Don't Get This Cupcake Next Year? 41
Cupcakes and Colbeer...-An Underrated Pairing 3
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Oct 12, 2023, 09:24 PMArkansas 87,
Oh wait. Not total yards.
Whattya Mean We Don't Get This Cupcake Next Year? 41
Cupcakes and Colbeer...-An Underrated Pairing 3
"You like to have an Arkansas on your schedule"
Better somehow lower expectations even farther. We're getting angry Saban.
https://x.com/ssn_arkansas/status/1712584818435981692?s=46&t=DTGVKlgNTKh5Nq29PdZsdg
Speaking of Saban, his weekend "Arkansas preview" press conference sounded like he reviewed 2021 tape, or maybe was spouting generic things without reviewing anything at all. We're well coached. We're running the ball well. We have great backs. There was more but I've forgotten now – but the whole thing sounded nothing like the 2023 Arkansas Razorbacks. It wasn't just Lou Holtz coachspeak because it didn't even faintly resemble us.