oh yeah, we're still playing. Sorry about that.
:><: - one less than Florida
UF - one more than Arkansas
We'll probably score like 30 points and have an inexplicably bad defensive game. That sounds like something we'd do.
Florida - 35
Arkansas - 14
Wish we still had Petrino - 10
Wish we still had Spurrier - 42
Back to before broyles. 3
Back to before spurrier 6
Jorts 27
Colbeer sharts 14
More of the same 21-14.
Fuck Tim Tebow - 31
Swamp Ass - 20
Oh Johnny I had forgotten you were still there. <dismissive tone> You may go now 17 :><:
Florida 37
I thought the season was over already. Looking forward to another inspiring Sam Pitman postgame presser. "Coach did you miss Dan during the game? Can you tell us how you felt about that?"
Bootskin. 3
Chicarrones. 0 (OT)
Swamp Ass: 13
Man Titties: 7
Them - 27
Hogs - 6
Will make a bowl, wants to fire coach anyway - 33
Won't make a bowl, keeping coach because reasons - 16
Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 02, 2023, 08:00 AMWill make a bowl, wants to fire coach anyway
Won't make a bowl, keeping coach because reasons
Sums it up
Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 02, 2023, 08:00 AMWill make a bowl, wants to fire coach anyway - 33
Won't make a bowl, keeping coach because reasons - 16
Perfect. Send it up there.
I'm so disengaged at this point the only prediction I can make is I think it's very unlikely that we win.
"Aaron Hernandez"es 29
"Forgot the name of our former OL who beat his friend to death"s 15
33-13 bad guys
24-13 Jorts
Youth Hunt - 1
Meaningless football game - 0
Mountains: 10
Coastline: 24
Orange Juice 45
Possum Grits 9
Quote from: egregious on Nov 02, 2023, 08:44 AM"Aaron Hernandez"es 29
"Forgot the name of our former OL who beat his friend to death"s 15
Josh Melton.
For those who have been under a rock, just a friendly reminder of the SEC scheduling love, this will be the 4th time in the last 5 games playing the Leatherboots at their place.
All time, they've outscored us by an average of 17 points per game.
But I still say they've hired their version of Chaggie, at least relatively speaking. I'd love to have some bragging rights down here again but I'm not holding my breath.
Skinhead Coach 20,
Thin Skin Coach 13
Razorbacks 27
Lizards 24
Hogs 9
Gators 23
Quote from: egregious on Nov 02, 2023, 11:12 PMThanks, I had a brain cramp
Man that was an interesting thread. I think we lost a few posters on the old board who were friends of his over that one.
Who cares 7
So what 9
Defense gets a safety in the 4th qtr and in the post game presser Sam reminds us all how hard it is to win on the road in the SEC.
A Haiku as I'm too lazy to start one
No one fucking cares
Season sucks bad, no one cares
Sam sucks life from us
Former Sun Belt head coach - 20
Sun Belt level head coach - 10
Quote from: Texzilla on Nov 03, 2023, 07:26 AMA Haiku as I'm too lazy to start one
No one fucking cares
Season sucks bad, no one cares
Sam sucks life from us
Cold November wind
Razorbacks sucking again
Same shit different year
Dif-rint
Quote from: egregious on Nov 02, 2023, 11:12 PMThanks, I had a brain cramp
So did the other guy.
Hogs jump out to a 21-7 lead at halftime.
Hogs still lead at the beginning of the 4th Quarter.
Hogs lose on a Pick 6 returned for a touchdown and a fumble on the ensuing kickoff. Florida converts the 2 point conversion and win.
Florida 22
Arkansas 21.
SEC Channel deems it an "Instant Classic" that will be on replay continuously on SEC Network with added commentary by the one who stole the Heisman from our legit Heisman candidate.