Some of us (maybe most of us) make fun of Arkansas fans for being crazy and out of touch. Think Nobville.
Well we are not alone. Every program has its share. I thought it might be fun to have a thread of these things from other schools. An example:
https://x.com/boardgeniuses/status/1723877845829644749?
Quote from: jdcatty on Nov 12, 2023, 07:49 PMSome of us (maybe most of us) make fun of Arkansas fans for being crazy and out of touch. Think Nobville.
Well we are not alone. Every program has its share. I thought it might be fun to have a thread of these things from other schools. An example:
https://x.com/boardgeniuses/status/1723877845829644749?
I can't laugh at that. I've had the same thought as something I'd do if I ever won a lottery jackpot or otherwise came into fuck you money.
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Nov 12, 2023, 08:20 PMI can't laugh at that. I've had the same thought as something I'd do if I ever won a lottery jackpot or otherwise came into fuck you money.
Just because it may not be funny, doesn't mean it isn't crazy.
Not sure what the bar is for crazy, but I knew several Bama fans back in '07 who were pissed they hired Saban instead of Rich Rod.
I don't know about any of y'all but a girl fiend sounds intriguing to me.
Another conspiracy theory: the sheep fuckers are being taken over by the goat fuckers in Saudi Arabia:
https://x.com/BoardGeniuses/status/1724173770720477598?
Quote from: jdcatty on Nov 13, 2023, 04:10 PMAnother conspiracy theory: the sheep fuckers are being taken over by the goat fuckers in Saudi Arabia:
https://x.com/BoardGeniuses/status/1724173770720477598?
Arziona booted them off their aquifers so they are going to harvest the water off aggies brains instead.
Sit next to a Michigan fan at work. Sage said Michigan fans are hands down the craziest fan base, and she thinks it's a compliment.
Quote from: BASS on Nov 13, 2023, 05:34 PMSit next to a Michigan fan at work. Sage said Michigan fans are hands down the craziest fan base, and she thinks it's a compliment.
Michigan people are yankee rednecks.
Quote from: Lurk on Nov 13, 2023, 07:38 PMMichigan people are yankee rednecks.
with a large city that is just Helena-West Helena over and over
Quote from: Lurk on Nov 13, 2023, 07:38 PMMichigan people are yankee rednecks.
Really true. Many of them love to hunt, and they can drink most everybody under the table.
Quote from: jdcatty on Nov 14, 2023, 09:47 AMReally true. Many of them love to hunt, and they can drink most everybody under the table.
They don't have the pleasant demeanor of most southern red necks though. Assholes, all of them.
https://x.com/BoardGeniuses/status/1725187382373159320?
This Aggie has it all figured out. They've been secretly preparing for this situation for years!
Quote from: Lurk on Nov 13, 2023, 07:38 PMMichigan people are yankee rednecks.
Quote from: Lurk on Nov 14, 2023, 02:17 PMThey don't have the pleasant demeanor of most southern red necks though. Assholes, all of them.
My brother can attest to this. A lot of them moved to Middle Tennessee from Michigan when the Saturn plant was up and running. They came into his dental office and for years began to talk down anything but Meeechigan football.
He took their insurance money and definitely followed up on the copayments.... >:D
https://x.com/AllAubarn/status/1732427693587648962?
Florida fans at their best
lots of fanbases accusing others of cheating
The real test of crazy will be when someone accuses us of cheating?
huh? How? What?
All programs are cheating
Quote from: jdcatty on Dec 06, 2023, 09:59 AMhttps://x.com/AllAubarn/status/1732427693587648962?
Florida fans at their best
I don't know who DTGator is, but this statement is stupid:
"If the powers that be don't get in control of the NIL/Transfer Portal Auburn will be very good sooner than later because of this slime ball."
If he's using NIL and the Transfer Portal to get players, isn't that what every school wants to do to get better? I agree that Freeze is a slime ball, but isn't he supposed to use those things to bring in players?
Quote from: BASS on Dec 06, 2023, 12:05 PMAll programs are cheating
God I hope we aren't too much because then we are REALLY stupid.
Quote from: BASS on Dec 06, 2023, 12:05 PMAll programs are cheating
Not sure how this is possible since there really aren't any rules.
Quote from: BASS on Dec 06, 2023, 12:05 PMAll programs are cheating
If we are cheating, we REALLY suck at it.
https://x.com/boardgeniuses/status/1753066889159598253?
KY fans are upset.
Quote from: jdcatty on Nov 12, 2023, 07:49 PMSome of us (maybe most of us) make fun of Arkansas fans for being crazy and out of touch. Think Nobville.
Well we are not alone. Every program has its share. I thought it might be fun to have a thread of these things from other schools. An example:
https://x.com/boardgeniuses/status/1723877845829644749?
The rant has several, or one with many alters, posters who are utterly complete douchebags. They were the worst fanbase in the SEC until texass came along.
https://x.com/boardgeniuses/status/1771013022187651124?
And another...
https://x.com/boardgeniuses/status/1771023751255109813?s=46&t=kisRHQ-BH2YlHJQ0hr0_Kg
and here is one from one of our favorites-- Tennessee.
https://x.com/boardgeniuses/status/1773070541437407446?
Here's a good one:
https://x.com/BoardGeniuses/status/1802699776565067788
Those damn sneaky Tsips!
Quote from: jdcatty on Jun 17, 2024, 10:01 AMHere's a good one:
https://x.com/BoardGeniuses/status/1802699776565067788
Those damn sneaky Tsips!
It does seem like a stunt. These 2 look like they were pulled off the crew handing out free tours for timeshare pitches. Are those matching ugly hats they are sporting for a gambling site or some new crypto scheme?
I wish 4 or five of the players would have come out with bats and kneecapped them.
Quote from: Third_down_draw on Jun 17, 2024, 10:16 AMIt does seem like a stunt. These 2 look like they were pulled off the crew handing out free tours for timeshare pitches. Are those matching ugly hats they are sporting for a gambling site or some new crypto scheme?
The hats look like they say Tito's?
Yep, the matching fresh A&M gear, the guy on the left clearly older, maybe even father/son duo, plus the nature of the heckling, looks to me like a false flag operation.
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Jun 17, 2024, 11:37 AMThe hats look like they say Tito's?
Yep, the matching fresh A&M gear, the guy on the left clearly older, maybe even father/son duo, plus the nature of the heckling, looks to me like a false flag operation.
Good call - I was seeing an "x" but the tito's logo checks out
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Jun 17, 2024, 11:37 AMThe hats look like they say Tito's?
Yep, the matching fresh A&M gear, the guy on the left clearly older, maybe even father/son duo, plus the nature of the heckling, looks to me like a false flag operation.
You guys win the Tinfoil Hat Award for today!IMG_0128.png
https://x.com/BoardGeniuses/status/1803804133763301423
Dabo is HOT!
Quote from: jdcatty on Jun 20, 2024, 10:02 AMhttps://x.com/BoardGeniuses/status/1803804133763301423
Dabo is HOT!
I believe you're looking for the "WTF" It's in Crapola
https://x.com/boardgeniuses/status/1825232152637710670?
LSU fans never disappoint.
On 4th and 8, at midfield, with 3 minutes to go in the game, a defense that so far had held Georgia to 13 points, and a passing game that hadn't completed a pass for more than 5 yards...
KY fans have decided that Mark Stoops was absolutely wrong to punt the ball instead of go for the conversion.
https://www.on3.com/teams/kentucky-wildcats/news/mark-stoops-punt-kentucky-georgia-reaction-national-media/
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 15, 2024, 07:29 AMOn 4th and 8, at midfield, with 3 minutes to go in the game, a defense that so far had held Georgia to 13 points, and a passing game that hadn't completed a pass for more than 5 yards...
KY fans have decided that Mark Stoops was absolutely wrong to punt the ball instead of go for the conversion.
https://www.on3.com/teams/kentucky-wildcats/news/mark-stoops-punt-kentucky-georgia-reaction-national-media/
They were right. That wasn't enough time to get the ball back against a good team.
If you can't get 4th and 8 there, even if you get a three and out you aren't going to be able to go 50+ yards to get a winning FG attempt with zero time outs.
https://x.com/boardgeniuses/status/1845560646533873994?
That's the spirit! Quit paying the NIL!
https://x.com/boardgeniuses/status/1862875616657150364?
Seems simple enough.
Quote from: jdcatty on Dec 06, 2023, 09:59 AMhttps://x.com/AllAubarn/status/1732427693587648962?
Florida fans at their best
This is the dumbest shit ever. Cheating is allowed now. Of course he's cheating.
Also is there any point in going outside the collective and on the DL? Tax evasion?
Quote from: jdcatty on Nov 30, 2024, 09:10 AMhttps://x.com/boardgeniuses/status/1862875616657150364?
Seems simple enough.
This is the dumbest shit I've seen in the past five minutes.
I'm going to assume Bama's coach has a huge ass buyout as does Dabo.
Florida could hire Deboar and be money ahead.
Florida would no doubt come out ahead in that scenario
message board genius is a satire site. they take the stupidest posts from message boards. that particular one was from a gator board.
Quote from: vegashog on Nov 30, 2024, 10:10 AMmessage board genius is a satire site. they take the stupidest posts from message boards. that particular one was from a gator board.
Duh...
Quote from: vegashog on Nov 30, 2024, 10:10 AMmessage board genius is a satire site. they take the stupidest posts from message boards. that particular one was from a gator board.
People on there fire coaches on the 1st series of the game.
Quote from: Gambler on Nov 30, 2024, 11:19 AMPeople on there fire coaches on the 1st series of the game.
Are you saying we don't
Quote from: animal on Nov 30, 2024, 11:44 AMAre you saying we don't
That's what is so funny about that site to me. Other fan bases post the same shit we do.
Just wait and watch if Ohio State only beats Michigan by single digits. Or lose to them.
Quote from: jdcatty on Nov 30, 2024, 12:20 PMThat's what is so funny about that site to me. Other fan bases post the same shit we do.
But we're smarter and way cooler.
Quote from: animal on Nov 30, 2024, 11:44 AMAre you saying we don't
Hell, we put up Fire the Coach billboards that lead to the game.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 30, 2024, 01:22 PMJust wait and watch if Ohio State only beats Michigan by single digits. Or lose to them.
OSU got the ball inside Mich's 20 and went 3 and out with terrible play calls. They were booing loud enough to hear on TV. I don't blame them but they are 10-1
Quote from: Hognrock on Nov 30, 2024, 01:45 PMOSU got the ball inside Mich's 20 and went 3 and out with terrible play calls. They were booing loud enough to hear on TV. I don't blame them but they are 10-1
Ryan Day is 1-3 against Michigan and something like 47-1 against the rest of the Big 10 as head coach at Ohio State. Every year fans want him gone.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 30, 2024, 01:47 PMRyan Day is 1-3 against Michigan and something like 47-1 against the rest of the Big 10 as head coach at Ohio State. Every year fans want him gone.
He's about to get John Coopered.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 30, 2024, 01:47 PMRyan Day is 1-3 against Michigan and something like 47-1 against the rest of the Big 10 as head coach at Ohio State. Every year fans want him gone.
Yeah these people up here are insane. I get that high expectations and winning eventually produces lunatic fan bases, but I could imagine being in the playoff hunt on a yearly basis and still being mad.
I was joking in the hot seat thread about OSU firing him and us hiring him as I don't think they'd pay $9m+, nor would he even want to coach here, but we could do a lot worse.
Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 30, 2024, 01:47 PMRyan Day is 1-3 against Michigan
1-4 now, including 4 straight
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Nov 30, 2024, 04:26 PMHe's about to get John Coopered.
He's going to coach at Arkansas State? Fuck we'll lose to them next season for sure now.
Quote from: animal on Dec 01, 2024, 07:37 AMHe's going to coach at Arkansas State? Fuck we'll lose to them next season for sure now.
I don't get it...
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Dec 01, 2024, 08:16 AMI don't get it...
I must not be thinking of the right guy
I was thinking some time in the late 90s to early 2000s Asu hired a former Ohio State coach
Edit
Joe Hollis was there as an OC and went on to suck at ASU. I must just remember the Cooper part from him working under Cooper.
Quote from: animal on Dec 01, 2024, 08:19 AMI must not be thinking of the right guy
I was thinking some time in the late 90s to early 2000s Asu hired a former Ohio State coach
Edit
Joe Hollis was there as an OC and went on to suck at ASU. I must just remember the Cooper part from him working under Cooper.
Cooper did beat us once while at Tulsa.