Your Arkansas Razorbacks take on the Blackrebelbearsharts (or whatever they are calling themselves these days) for a three game series starting tomorrow at 6:00 on the SECN. Then again on Friday at 6:30 on SECN+ and again on Saturday at 2:00 on SECN+. We need to sweep these blue pastel wearing, bowl cut dick heads. And, as usual, GO HOGS. And now, your Bob Uecker quote for the game...
I had slumps that lasted into the winter.
Bob Uecker
"I won Minor League Player of the Year, but it was my 2nd year in the Majors."
- Bob Uecker
For the record, Fuck Ole Piss. I lived in Southaven for almost 8 unbearable years. Those polo cologne wearing, lifted truck with mud tires that haven't been off of pavement driving, think their shit don't stink cocksuckers can choke on a bag of barbed wire wrapped dicks.
I don't care for them to say the least.
Everytime I get a parking spot in front I still say "Must be in the front roooow"
https://youtu.be/Sp4RIITcOt0?si=h3D6WbQG0_DFJDRF
OM lost to Memphis the other day. They suck this year, so it should be a close game. Not that we suck, but being number 1, everyone is out to get you and always play their best games against you.
Top of the first. Hagan Smith on the mound.
Hill leads off. Goes down swinging. :sitdown:
Fischer lines back to Smith. Smith ducks and catches it. 2 away.
Lege goes down swinging on three pitches. :sitdown:
0-0 mid first.
Damn!
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Apr 04, 2024, 06:05 PMDamn!
Glad he caught that or it would have taken his head off.
Bottom of the first. Maddox (no not that one) on the mound d.
Stovall leads off. Lines a single to center. 1 on.
McLaughlin flies out to the track in right. Stovall holds. 1 away.
Aloy grounds into a 6-4-3 DP.
0-0 after 1.
Top of the second.
Ross goes down swinging. :sitdown:
Groff walks. 1 on.
Hughes is HBP. Runners at first and second.
Lyons goes down on a check swing. :sitdown:
Utermark goes down looking. :sitdown:
Old Piss strands 2. 0-0 mid second.
Bottom of the second.
Diggs leads off. Grounds out to second. 1 away.
J SLott goes down swinging. 2 away.
Lovich goes down swinging.
0-0 after 2.
SECN graphics guy just had Sandlot at 6-0, 295 lbs.
Worth a look at DL in fall camp.
Top of the third. It looks like it is going to be one of those games...
First up grounds out to short. 1 away.
Hill singles on a high hopper to third. 1 on.
Fischer lines a single to right. Runners at first and second.
Lege bunts a single. Bases loaded, 1 out.
Ross walks. Run scores. 1-0 Old Piss.
Groff flies out to the track in left. Run scores. Runners at second and third, 2 outs. 2-0.
Hughes grounds out 3-1.
OM leads 2-0 mid 3.
Uh oh
Bottom of the third.
White leads off. Grounds out to short. 1 away.
Souza lines a singles to center.
Wilmsmeyer grounds out to third. Runner moves to second, 2 away.
Stovall grounds out to second.
2-0 OM after 3.
Top of the fourth.
Lyons leads off. Singles to left center.
Utermark goes down swinging. :sitdown:
Randall runs the count full. Goes down swinging. :sitdown:
Hill walks. Runners at first and second, 2 outs.
Fischer goes down on a check swing. :sitdown:
OM leads 2-0 mid 4.
Bottom of the fourth.
McLaughlin leads off. Grounds out to second. Maybe Maddox IS that guy. 1 away.
Aloy singles to center.
Diggs walks. Runners at first and second, 1 out.
J SLott takes a ball that gets by the catcher. Runners advance. Second and third, 1 out. 2#0 count on SLott. Grounds a high hopper to third. The throw goes to first for the out. Run scores. 2-1.
Lovich grounds out to third.
2-1 OM after 4.
Top of the fifth. 82 pitches for Smith through 4.
Lege leads off. Goes down swinging. :sitdown:
Ross fouls out in left. 2 away.
Groff fouls out to White. Whine the plate.
2-1 OM mid 5.
Bottom of the fifth.
White leads off. Grounds out to third. 1 away.
Souza singles to the second baseman playing nearly in right field.. Close play at first. Under review. Ruled out after review. 2 away.
Wilmsmeyer grounds out to third.
2-1 OM after 5.
I hate that Hagan has thrown way too many pitches through 5 innings.
I hate ole miss more and hope the whole team ends up hurt and bianco gets aids, hiv, ebola, covid and a little bit of ass cancer. Fuck these motherfuckers!
Lame
We are back to having a hitting philosophy that consists of watching the first pitch go right down the middle for a strike.
Top of the sixth.
Hughes leads off. Walks.
Lyons goes down swinging. :sitdown:
Utermark goes down swinging. :sitdown:
Randall flies out to left.
2-1 OM mid 6.
Bottom of the sixth.
Stovall leads off. Runs the count full. Walks.
McLaughlin walks. Runners at first and second. No outs.
Aloy hammers one over the right field fence. HOGS LEAD 4-2!
Pitching change.....Mallitz (RHP) in.
Diggs grounds out to short. 1 down.
J SLott crushes one over the left field fence! HOGS LEAD 5-2.
Lovich bunts down the third base line (they were in the shift and no one was there) for a single.
White flies out to short center. 2 away.
Souza singles to left.
Wilmsmeyer goes down swinging.
HOGS lead 5-2 after 6.
BOOM MUTHA FUCKA!!!!
Sanity is restored
Y'all see the ball boy celebrating? That was hilarious
Top of the seventh. Willy Mac in to pitch.
Hill leads off. Grounds out to short. 1 down.
Fischer runs the count full. Walks.
Lege flies out to first. 2 away.
Ross runs the count full. Goes down swinging. :sitdown:
Hogs lead 5-2 mid 7.
Bottom of the seventh. New pitcher for OM. Jones in....
Stovall leads off. Flies out to right. 1 down.
McLaughlin walks.
Aloy lines out to second. Runner holds. 2 down.
Diggs goes down swinging.
Hogs lead 5-2 after 7.
Not sure why, but I hate ole miss baseball like Zorack hates bama and kentucky. I want their houses to be infested witb termites, ants, roaches, and black widow spiders. They should be crippled with incestual crabs, gonorrhea, syphilis, and the feeling that daddy is the best lover they will ever know. Fuck the black bear rebel land shark inbred racist fucks.
I am feeling very satisfied this evening.
Top of the eighth.
Groff leads off. Flies out to second. 1 away.
Hughes runs the count full. Flies out to deep center. 2 away.
Lyons goes down swinging. :sitdown:
Hogs up 5-2 mid 8.
Quote from: Bogey7 on Apr 04, 2024, 08:01 PMNot sure why, but I hate ole miss baseball like Zorack hates bama and kentucky. I want their houses to be infested witb termites, ants, roaches, and black widow spiders. They should be crippled with incestual crabs, gonorrhea, syphilis, and the feeling that daddy is the best lover they will ever know. Fuck the black bear rebel land shark inbred racist fucks.
Yeah, without mentioning the other situation that shall not be, losing to those fuckers in Omaha was a golden title opportunity wasted. 36 runs in 5 games and didn't even make the finals because those flop-haired douchebags played miles over their talent for two fucking weeks generally and two games specifically.
Bottom of the eighth.
J SLott leads off. Goes down looking. 1 away.
Lovich grounds out to the shift.
White grounds out to first.
Hogs lead 5-2 after 8.
Quote from: Bogey7 on Apr 04, 2024, 08:01 PMNot sure why, but I hate ole miss baseball like Zorack hates bama and kentucky. I want their houses to be infested witb termites, ants, roaches, and black widow spiders. They should be crippled with incestual crabs, gonorrhea, syphilis, and the feeling that daddy is the best lover they will ever know. Fuck the black bear rebel land shark inbred racist fucks.
I've never met an Ole Miss fan who wasn't a total neurotic try-hard weirdo.
They are as much of a cult as A&M.
Quote from: wmr on Apr 04, 2024, 08:20 PMI've never met an Ole Miss fan who wasn't a total neurotic try-hard weirdo.
They are as much of a cult as A&M.
My wife is an Ole Miss grad and fan. We know a ton of Ole Miss fans. Your view couldn't be further from the truth.
They are basically a more uppity trying Arkansas fanbase though.
Top of the ninth.
Pinch hitter leads off. Furniss grounds out 3-1. 1 away.
Randle goes down swinging. :sitdown:
Hill grounds to Stovall on a diving stop, but he throws it away. Runner safe at first.
Pitching change....Hewlett in to get the last out.
Ross goes down swinging.
HOGS WIN 5-2!
My ole miss baseball hate = texass football hate. Both should die in a slow, painful way that makes terrorists say "that's too much and fucked up".
Stole their manhood on the diamond and stole their basketball coach tonight.
Maybe we should give Lane a call?
Not a good night to be a RebelBearLandShark.
Will MvpEntire with another yeoman's effort.
Dammit Stovall, robbed Mac of a save.
Quote from: Feral on Apr 04, 2024, 08:31 PMDammit Stovall, robbed Mac of a save.
He should have held on to it after he bobbled it instead of throwing to 1st.
How about this Stone Hewlett guy? Quietly racking up some impressive outings.
We need to wear the camo lids more often.
Looks great and changes it up a bit.
Ole Miss wore them a bunch down the stretch the year they won the natty, and Bama said F it and wore them almost exclusively last year after they fired Bohannon mid-season and ultimately made the tourney.
By the way..I will not be available for PBP Friday or Saturday.
There may be a time where I can do the PBP. It has been a long time but surely I can provide something.
I'm out tomorrow but may be able to grab it Saturday.
Quote from: Son of Spam on Apr 04, 2024, 08:38 PMBy the way..I will not be available for PBP Friday or Saturday.
Damn part timer. Better submit a PTO request
Quote from: Son of Spam on Apr 04, 2024, 08:38 PMBy the way..I will not be available for PBP Friday or Saturday.
I got this for tonight's game. TBD tomorrow but likely unavailable.
From last night.
https://fb.watch/rgde9kvl9X/?
Greetings my brethren in mourning at the loss of our dearly departed basketball coach, as well as the near complete emasculation of our athletic department at the hands of that dastardly Keith Carter and the University of Ole Miss. Fortunately for us, the destruction is not complete, and we get a chance to exact a measure of revenge in the form of two remaining baseball games. Save us from irrelevance, DVH! Please!
Tonight's starting lineups are as follows:
UNIVERSITY OF OLE MISS LAND SHARTS:
1. Luke Hill 2B
2. Andrew Fischer 3B
3. Ethan Lege LF
4. Jackson Ross 1B
5. Ethan Groff CF
6. Treyson Hughes RF
7. Trenton Lyons C
8, Bo Gatlin DH
9. Brayden Randle SS
P. Liam Doyle (WHP)
YOUR ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS
1. Peyton Stovall 2B
2. Wehiwa (Pronounced "FUCK YOU OLE MISS") Aloy SS
3. Ben McLaughlin 1B
4. Jack Wagner DH
5. Kendall Diggs RF
6. Jared Sprague-Lott 3B
7. Ryder Helfrick C
8. Will Edmunson LF
9. Ty Wilmsmeyer CF
P. Mason Molina
Diggs is starting to look a little like Rowland at the plate. He looks like he is not comfortable at all. I hope he breaks out of his slump soon.
Quote from: Son of Spam on Apr 05, 2024, 06:30 PMDiggs is starting to look a little like Rowland at the plate. He looks like he is not comfortable at all. I hope he breaks out of his slump soon.
He'll be fine. We will need someone to be hitting in the last half of the season when the rest of our team goes into a deep slump.
Top 1st.
Hill pops out to McLaughlin. 1 out.
Fischer hits one over the CF wall. 1-0 Sharts. 1 out.
Lege strikes out swinging. :sitdown: 2 outs.
Ross walks. Runner on 1st, 2 outs.
Groff strikes out swinging. :sitdown: 3 outs.
Mid 1st. Has a basketball coach 1, Does not have a basketball coach coming up.
I actually got the app to work on my TV. So we're doomed.
This ump has a small strike zone. He wants every pitch waist high.
Bottom 1st.
Stovall singles to LF. Runner on 1st, 0 out.
Aloy walks. Runners 1st and 2nd, 0 out.
McLaughlin walks on four pitches. Bases loaded, 0 out. BEER HATS ENGAGED!
Wagner strikes out swinging. Bases still loaded, 1 out. BEER HATS REMAIN ENGAGED!
Diggs walks. Stovall scores. TIED 1-1. Bases still loaded, 1 out, BEER HATS REMAIN ENGAGED!
Sprague-Lott singles to CF. Aloy scores. McLaughlin scores. HOGS LEAD 3-1. Runners 1st and 3rd, 1 out. Please store your beer hats appropriately until Helfrick completes his walk.
Helfrick grounds out to SS. Diggs scores. HOGS LEAD 4-1. Runner on 2nd, 2 outs.
Edmunson lines out weakly to 2nd. 3 outs.
End 1st. Who needs a basketball coach anyway? 4. Ours beats up women 1.
This kid is not having a good day
Loved the baby with the "root beer" hat.
Ole Miss pitcher with 37 pitches in the 1st inning.
Top 2nd.
Hughes flies out to deep CF. 1 out.
Lyons strikes out swinging. :sitdown: 2 outs.
Gatlin strikes out swinging. :sitdown: 3 outs.
Mid 2nd. 4-1 good guys.
I want to run rule these fuckers.
Bottom 2nd.
Wilmsmeyer strikes out swinging. 1 out.
Stovall flies out to RF. 2 outs.
Aloy strikes out swinging. 3 outs.
End 2nd. NIL is da debbil 4, Embrace NIL in spite of relative poverty 1.
I felt bad for Souza last night he got on base nearly every at bat and Wilmsmeyer came up to strand him every time.
Quote from: Son of Spam on Apr 05, 2024, 06:54 PMLoved the baby with the "root beer" hat.
hard to believe that hasn't been a thing. Really awesome.
Top 3rd.
Randall flies out to CF. 1 out.
Hill singles to LF. Runner on 1st, 1 out.
Fischer hits another fucking home run. Hogs lead 4-3. 1 out.
Lege flies out to shallow CF. 2 outs.
Ross pops out to Helfrick behind home plate. 3 outs.
Mid 3rd. 4-3 us.
Fischer single handily carrying those shit stains.
Bottom 3rd.
McLaughlin rips a single to CF. Runner on 1st, 0 out.
Wagner strikes out swinging. Runner on 1st, 1 out.
Diggs flies out to CF. Runner on 1st, 2 outs.
O'Doyle balks. McLaughlin to 2nd. Runner on 2nd, 2 outs.
Sprague-Lott strikes out looking. 3 outs.
End 3rd. Last in football 4, Last in every national ranking of states 3
I need a YouTube livestream.
We need to change our DH.
I wish we'd green light swinging at a 3-0 pitch that resembles a home run derby pitch.
Might prevent that running a full count and striking out problem we have.
Top 4th
Groff walks. Runner on 1st, 0 out.
Wild pickoff throw moves Groff to 2nd. Runner on 2nd, 0 out.
Hughes flies out to CF...Groff tries to go to 3rd....YOU'RE FUCKIN OUT! 2 outs.
Lyons flies out to the wall in LF. 3 outs.
Mid 4th. 4-3 us.
Quote from: Son of Spam on Apr 05, 2024, 07:36 PMWe need to change our DH.
Wagner can hit a fastball to I-49 if he gets ahold of one, but the problem is he can't hit the curve and just sits up there hacking.
I'd prefer Souza or even Lovich at the DH spot if White is getting the night off.
Wilmsmeyer can't hit for shit, but he sure has a hell of an arm.
Nice throw by wilmsmeyer
Helluva throw!!
This ump is blind.
Quote from: Feral on Apr 05, 2024, 07:41 PMWagner can hit a fastball to I-49 if he gets ahold of one, but the problem is he can't hit the curve and just sits up there hacking.
I'd prefer Souza or even Lovich at the DH spot if White is getting the night off.
Sounds like Wagner needs to sacrifice some rum to jobu. Maybe sacrifice a live chicken in the locker room. Don't get him a bucket of KFC that shit don't work.
Bottom 4th.
Helfrick doubles down the LF line. Runner on 2nd, 0 out.
Edmunson grounds out to 3rd. Helfrick advances. Runner on 3rd, 1 out.
Wilmsmeyer walks. Runners 1st and 3rd, 1 out.
Stovall reaches on catcher's interference. Bases loaded, 1 out. BEER HATS ENGAGED!
PITCHING CHANGE: Mitch Murrell (RHP) in for O'Doyle.
This pitching change brought to you by the Fuck Ole Miss Foundation. Punch a douchebag today.
Aloy flies out to deep RF. Just missed it. Helfrick scores. HOGS LEAD 5-3. Runners 1st and 3rd, 2 outs. Please store your beer hats appropriately.
McLaughlin walks. Bases loaded, 2 outs. BEER HATS ENGAGED!
Souza, pinch hitting for Wagner, grounds out sharply to 1st. 3 outs.
End 4th. 5-3 good guys.
If Wilsmeyer could hit he'd be drafted 1st round at worst. Absolute cannon.
Quote from: Feral on Apr 05, 2024, 07:01 PMOle Miss pitcher with 37 pitches in the 1st inning.
And he'll probably still have the energy to mount his sister later.
Molina struggling to hit his spots tonight.
Top 5th.
Furness, pinch hitting for Gatlin, walks. Runner on 1st, 0 out.
Randle strikes out swinging at strike four. :sitdown: Runner on 1st, 1 out.
Wild pitch moves Furness to 2nd,. Runner on 2nd, 1 out.
PITCHING CHANGE: Koty Frank in for Molina.
This pitching change brought to you by the yet unconfirmed report that the corpse of Joe Kretschmar has turned down the open head coaching position at the University of Arkansas. Stay tuned for updates!
Hill hit by pitch. Runners 1st and 2nd, 1 out.
Fischer walks. Bases loaded, 1 out. POINTY WHITE HATS AND SHEETS ENGAGED!
Lege grounds to 3rd. Force out at 2nd. Runner scores from 3rd. 5-4 Hogs. Multiple reviews incoming...by OM regarding whether Stovall held the bag (he did) and by us regarding potential interference on the slide (I think it was legal, but fuck them). Offensive interference called...double play, run doesn't score.
For those of you keeping score the official lifetime tally of questionable calls in favor of the Hogs versus obvious blown calls against now stands at 17-1346.
Mid 5th. Hogs 5 Klan 3.
Take that OM!
I recall a review we lost because the sliding player's hands were up. That may be the case here.
Bottom 5th.
Diggs singles to LF. Runner on 1st, 0 out.
Wild pitch moves Diggs to 2nd, Runner on 2nd, 0 out.
Sprague-Lott grounds to SS. Runner on 2nd, 1 out.
Diggs inexplicably tries to steal 3rd. Of course he's out. 2 outs.
Helfrick strikes out looking. 3 outs.
End 5th. 5-3 us.
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Apr 05, 2024, 08:04 PMTop 5th.
Furness, pinch hitting for Gatlin, walks. Runner on 1st, 0 out.
Randle strikes out swinging at strike four. :sitdown: Runner on 1st, 1 out.
Wild pitch moves Furness to 2nd,. Runner on 2nd, 1 out.
PITCHING CHANGE: Koty Frank in for Molina.
This pitching change brought to you by the yet unconfirmed report that the corpse of Joe Kretschmar has turned down the open head coaching position at the University of Arkansas. Stay tuned for updates!
Hill hit by pitch. Runners 1st and 2nd, 1 out.
Fischer walks. Bases loaded, 1 out. POINTY WHITE HATS AND SHEETS ENGAGED!
Lege grounds to 3rd. Force out at 2nd. Runner scores from 3rd. 5-4 Hogs. Multiple reviews incoming...by OM regarding whether Stovall held the bag (he did) and by us regarding potential interference on the slide (I think it was legal, but fuck them). Offensive interference called...double play, run doesn't score.
For those of you keeping score the official lifetime tally of questionable calls in favor of the Hogs versus obvious blown calls against now stands at 17-1346.
Mid 5th. Hogs 5 Klan 3.
No way.
We're nowhere near double digits.
Ugh
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Apr 05, 2024, 08:24 PMNo way.
We're nowhere near double digits.
I think he's including women's sports and the club teams
Top 6th.
Ross flies out to shallow LF. 1 out.
Groff singles to CF. Runner on 1st, 1 out.
Hughes singles to RF. Runners 1st and 2nd, 1 out.
Lyons strikes out looking. :sitdown: Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.
PITCHING CHANGE: Christian Foutch in for Frank.
This pitching change brought to you by an update in the ongoing coaching search. Apparently Will Wade is the leader in the clubhouse at this point and is supposedly interviewing tomorrow. So please scratch him off your list of possibilities accordingly.
Furness grounds into a force, 6 unassisted. 3 outs.
Mid 6th. Strong Ass Offer (hopefully) 5, Strong pimp hand 3.
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Apr 05, 2024, 08:24 PMNo way.
We're nowhere near double digits.
My apologies. I conflated the Hogs stats with all my other teams I support (Braves, Cowboys).
The official Arkansas stats are 6-1103
Woopig mascot sighting
If you or a loved one witnessed Rick B do the chicken dance on the ESPN+ telecast, you may be entitled to compensation.
Bottom 6th.
Edmunson dribbles out to the mound. 1 out.
Wilmsmeyer strikes out looking. 2 outs.
PITCHING CHANGE: Wes Mendes (WHP) in for Murrell.
Stovall walks on four straight. Runner on 1st, 2 outs.
Aloy says FUCK YO COUCH KEITH CARTER AND THE SPOILED CUNT WHO OWNS REALTREE CAMO! A two run bomb to CF. HOGS LEAD 7-3! 2 outs.
McLaughlin flies out to the wall in LF. 3 outs.
End 6th. Hogs 7 Fuck You 3.
Quote from: Feral on Apr 05, 2024, 08:43 PMIf you or a loved one witnessed Rick B do the chicken dance on the ESPN+ telecast, you may be entitled to compensation.
Que Swahili to say that chicken taste like shit
Quote from: Feral on Apr 05, 2024, 08:43 PMIf you or a loved one witnessed Rick B do the chicken dance on the ESPN+ telecast, you may be entitled to compensation.
Yikes. Glad I missed it. That could never be unseen.
Aloy is rounding into that one hitter you don't want to face, that great teams have to have.
Top 7th.
Randle grounds out to SS. 1 out.
Hill bloops one towards the RF foul line...Diggs with a hell of a diving catch. 2 outs.
Fischer grounds to Aloy, who throws it about six feet over McLaughlin's head. E6. Runner on 1st, 2 outs.
Lege singles to LF. Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.
Ross grounds into a force out at 3rd. 3 outs.
Mid 7th. 7-3 us.
Bottom 7th.
Souza strikes out. 1 out.
Diggs strikes out. 2 outs.
Sprague-Lott doubles to LF. Runner on 2nd, 2 outs,
Helfrick walks. Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.
PITCHING CHANGE: Mason Morris (RHP) in for Mendes.
America's Team Update: Tonight's home opener for America's Team against the defending NL champion Arizona Diamondbacks is tied 5-5 in the bottom of the 9th, with Jared Kelenic representing the potential winning run at 2nd base.
Edmunson singles to LF. Sprague-Lott scores, Helfrick to 2nd. HOGS LEAD 8-3. Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.
Wilmsmeyer grounds out to 2nd. 3 outs.
End 7th Hogs 8 Klan 3
This game is taking forever.
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Apr 05, 2024, 09:10 PMBottom 7th.
Souza strikes out. 1 out.
Diggs strikes out. 2 outs.
Sprague-Lott doubles to LF. Runner on 2nd, 2 outs,
Helfrick walks. Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.
PITCHING CHANGE: Mason Morris (RHP) in for Mendes.
America's Team Update: Tonight's home opener for America's Team against the defending NL champion Arizona Diamondbacks is tied 5-5 in the bottom of the 9th, with Jared Kelenic representing the potential winning run at 2nd base.
Edmunson singles to LF. Sprague-Lott scores, Helfrick to 2nd. HOGS LEAD 8-3. Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.
Boo. I don't want to hear about Atlanta's Team in a Hog game thread.
In case it hasn't been said enough, fuck these Ole Piss boys
I unfortunately saw Rick B. I feel sorry for the beautiful Mrs D
Top 8th.
PITCHING CHANGE: Gage Wood in for Foutch.
Groff grounds out to Aloy. 1 out.
Hughes strikes out swinging. :sitdown: 2 outs.
Lyons strikes out swinging. :sitdown: 3 outs.
Mid 8th. 8-3 good guys.
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Apr 05, 2024, 09:23 PMBoo. I don't want to hear about Atlanta's Team in a Hog game thread.
It's America's Team, and feel free to start your own game thread without mentioning the best team in MLB if you like.
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Apr 05, 2024, 09:26 PMIt's America's Team, and feel free to start your own game thread without mentioning the best team in MLB if you like.
Ok. It's Fulton County's Team.
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Apr 05, 2024, 09:29 PMOk. It's Fulton County's Team.
Godless communist.
Joke's on you. They don't even play in Fulton County.
Bottom 8th.
Stovall flies out to RF. 1 out.
Aloy strikes out swinging. 2 outs.
McLaughlin walks. Runner on 1st, 2 outs.
AMERICA'S TEAM UPDATE: The Braves walked off the Snakes 6-5 in the 10th, when a single by Travis d'Arnaud scored the Manfred ghostrunner Orlando Arcia. America's Team improves to 4-2 on the year.
Souza singles to CF. Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.
Diggs strikes out swinging. 3 outs.
End 8th. 8-3 Hogs.
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Apr 05, 2024, 09:30 PMGodless communist.
Ok. Fulton County and Jane Fonda's Team.
Top 9th.
Furnace strikes out swinging. :sitdown: 1 out.
Randle strikes out swinging. :sitdown: 2 outs.
STEAK DINNER ALERT!
Hill walks. Runner on 1st, 2 outs. No steak dinner.
Hill moves to 2nd. Catcher's indifference...no stolen base for you. Runner on 2nd, 2 outs.
Fischer strikes out swinging. :sitdown: 3 outs.
HOGS WIN 8-3.
Nice PBP as usual, with an added bonus of America's Team updates. :D
Love this baseball team
We're peaking too early.
If we can get Wood and Carter rolling, I'll feel a lot better about the pen.
Quote from: hit_that_line on Apr 06, 2024, 07:32 AMWe're peaking too early.
If we can get Wood and Carter rolling, I'll feel a lot better about the pen.
The thought has crossed my mind.
Diggs isn't hitting, Molina and Tygart are struggling a little. The team isn't exactly firing on all cylinders.
I could see Tygart ending up in the pen if he struggles today.
Quote from: hit_that_line on Apr 06, 2024, 07:32 AMWe're peaking too early.
I'd be lying if I said the thought hadn't crossed my mind.
However, we've also played the 4 worst teams in the conference in addition to playing a home-heavy schedule. We've played 29 games and 23 have been at Baum-Walker, including 3 of our 4 SEC series.
The going will get much tougher as we play better teams and hit the road. Lot of baseball still to be played at places like Tuscaloosa, Columbia, Lexington, and College Station. And that's in addition to playing Texas Tech, Florida, Missouri State (which is always a dogfight), and State at BWS.
Quote from: Feral on Apr 06, 2024, 08:27 AMI'd be lying if I said the thought hadn't crossed my mind.
However, we've also played the 4 worst teams in the conference in addition to playing a home-heavy schedule. We've played 29 games and 23 have been at Baum-Walker, including 3 of our 4 SEC series.
The going will get much tougher as we play better teams and hit the road. Lot of baseball still to be played at places like Tuscaloosa, Columbia, Lexington, and College Station. And that's in addition to playing Texas Tech, Florida, Missouri State (which is always a dogfight), and State at BWS.
Hot start, mid season lull drop a couple series, crank up end of season.
Peaking?
I've watched every game and thought, "My God, when we start playing up to our potential we will be unstoppable."
We have guys that are still working through injury. Guys that are still trying to find their groove. We still have a lot of upside.
How do I get tickets to Macke's Baseball Landing?
Quote from: joebobhog on Apr 06, 2024, 08:56 AMHow do I get tickets to Macke's Baseball Landing?
They put them on sale for each weekend's games at 9:00 am the Monday before that series. You buy them online through the ticket office. I think they're still $35 each.
Quote from: BleedinRed on Apr 06, 2024, 08:49 AMPeaking?
I've watched every game and thought, "My God, when we start playing up to our potential we will be unstoppable."
We have guys that are still working through injury. Guys that are still trying to find their groove. We still have a lot of upside.
This has been my take on the season as well
What's the O/U on how many hitters Tigart will plunk today?
General baseball question. Are Hog Pen seats available? I looked on StubHub and they were $75 each for the cheapest. Is that accurate?
Quote from: Son of Spam on Apr 06, 2024, 11:57 AMWhat's the O/U on how many hitters Tigart will plunk today?
He's already hit 10 batters and only pitched in 7 games.
So the safe O/U is 1.5, and I'm taking the over today since he'll probably be pressing against a home state school.
Honestly, if he has a shaky start today and/or continues to have trouble finding his spots, he's likely headed back to the pen. We still haven't had a rubber match this season, and I'm not sure anyone would feel confident right now with him on the bump in a series-deciding game.
I'm not going to be consistently available for PBP today.
I will see if I can take it.
Top of the first. Tygart on the bump.
Hill drives a fly ball to deep center for out number 1.
Fischer grounds out to first unassisted. 2 away.
Next up flies out to short center.
Tygart with about 4 pitches in the first. 0-0 mid first.
Bottom of the first. Nichols on the mound.
Stovall leads off. Goes down swinging. 1 away.
McLaughlin goes down swinging. 2 away.
Aloy goes down swinging.
0-0 after 1.
This pitcher looks nasty.
Top of the second.
First up grounds out to short on the first pitch. 1 down.
Ross grounds too short. Aloy bobbles it. E-6. Runner at first.
Furniss singles to center. Runners at first and second, 1 out.
Utermark goes down swinging. :sitdown: 2 away.
Lyons goes down swinging at strike 4. :sitdown:
0-0 mid second.
Peaking? I'd rather win. All of the time. There are no "good" losses.
BT looking good so far!!!
Bottom of the second.
Diggs leads off. Singles to right center. 1 on.
Lovich grounds out to second. Diggs makes second. 1 away.
J SLott walks. Runners at first and second. Just missed a HR because of the damn wind.
Souza flies out to short center. 2 away.
White bounces out to short.
0-0 after 2.
Top of the third.
Randle leads off. Grounds out 3-1. 1 away.
Hill goes down swinging. :sitdown: 2 away.
Fischer goes down looking. :sitdown:
0-0 mid third.
Bottom of the third.
Wilmsmeyer leads off. Flies out to short right center. 1 away.
Stovall doubles to the right field corner. 1 on.
McLaughlin walks. Runners at first and second.
Aloy runs the count full. Walks. Bases loaded. BEER HATS ENGAGED!
Diggs goes down swinging. 2 away.
Lovich flies out too short.
Hogs leaves the bases loaded. 0-0 after three.
Top of the fourth.
Groff leads off. Runs the count full. Walks. 1 on.
Lege run the count full. Goes down swinging. :sitdown: Runner takes second. 1 away.
Ross walks. Runners at first and second.
Furniss goes down looking. :sitdown: 2 away.
Utermark goes down swinging. :sitdown:
0-0 mid fourth.
Bottom of the fourth.
J SLott leads off. Flies out to right. 1 away.
Souza phones one over the right center field wall. HOGS LEAD 1-0!
White flies out to short left center. 2 away.
Pitching change....and now we go to
@DirkPiggler for an update on America's Team....Mallitz (RHP) in to pitch.
Wilmsmeyer singles on a high chopper to third.
Stovall up. Wilmsmeyer takes second on an errant throw to first by the pitcher. Stovall walks. Runners at first and second, 2 outs.
McLaughlin flies out to deep center.
Hogs lead 1-0 after 4.
Souza is going to make a lot of money.
Quote from: Son of Spam on Apr 06, 2024, 03:12 PMBottom of the fourth.
J SLott leads off. Flies out to right. 1 away.
Souza phones one over the right center field wall. HOGS LEAD 1-0!
White flies out to short left center. 2 away.
Pitching change....and now we go to @DirkPiggler for an update on America's Team....
Quote from: Son of Spam on Apr 06, 2024, 03:12 PMBottom of the fourth.
J SLott leads off. Flies out to right. 1 away.
Souza phones one over the right center field wall. HOGS LEAD 1-0!
White flies out to short left center. 2 away.
Pitching change....and now we go to @DirkPiggler for an update on America's Team....Mallitz (RHP) in to pitch.
The news isn't so good today for America's Team. Cy Young favorite Spencer Strider left last night's game with elbow discomfort. Today a MRI revealed damage to Strider's UCL (Tommy John ligament). Spencer will see a specialist this week to discuss treatment options.
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Apr 06, 2024, 03:22 PMThe news isn't so good today for America's Team. Cy Young favorite Spencer Strider left last night's game with elbow discomfort. Today a MRI revealed damage to Strider's UCL (Tommy John ligament). Spencer will see a specialist this week to discuss treatment options.
Thanks for the update Dirk! And now back to our game.
Top of the fifth.
Lyons leads off. Bloops a singles to center. 1 on.
Randle bunts. The throw goes to first for the out. Runner takes third on the throw. 1 away.
Hill runs the count full after an 0-2 count. Walks. Runners at the corners. 1 out.
Fischer flies to short left. We Oregon State it as three of us screw it up. Run scores. Runners at first and second, 1 out. 1-1.
Ross singles to center. Run scores. 2-1 Bad Guys. Runners at first and second, 1 out.
Pitching change....Faherty on the mound.
Lege grounds to third. Throw goes to second for the force. The throw to first drags McLaughlin off the bag. 2 away, runners at the corners.
Ross goes down swinging. :sitdown:
Mid fifth, Klan 2, Hogs 1.
Bottom of the fifth.
Aloy leads off. Lines a single to left.
Diggs runs the count full. Lines a single to right. Runners at first and second, no outs.
Pitching change....Jones in to pitch for the Klan.
Lovich is HBP. Bases loaded. BEER HATS ENGAGED!
J SLott runs the count full. Hits into a 6-3 DP. Diggs stays at third. Aloy scores from third.. 2-2.
Souza lines a single to left. Run scores. HOGS LEAD 3-2!
White runs the count full. Singles to right. Souza takes third. Runners at the corners, 2 outs.
Pitching change...Spencer in for OM.
Wilmsmeyer flies out to right.
Hogs retake the lead, 3-2 after 5.
Top of the sixth. Parker Coil in for the Hogs.
Gatlin pinch hitting. Goes down swinging. :sitdown:
Utermark doubles to the gap in left center. 1 on.
Lyons goes down swinging. :sitdown: 2 outs.
Randle singles to left. Run scores. Game tied 3-3.
Pitching change...Gaeckle in.
Hill flies out to center.
Game tied 3-3 headed to the bottom of the fifth.
Bottom of the sixth.
Stovall leads off. Flies out to deep center. 1 away.
McLaughlin grounds out to second. 2 away.
Aloy runs the count full. Bloops a single to center.
Diggs takes ball 1. Aloy takes second. Diggs grounds out softly to second.
Game tied 3-3 after 6.
Quote from: Son of Spam on Apr 06, 2024, 02:09 PMBottom of the first. Nichols on the mound.
Stovall leads off. Goes down swinging. 1 away.
McLaughlin goes down swinging. 2 away.
Aloy goes down swinging.
0-0 after 1.
Does this cancel the steak dinner I owe you? >:D
Top of the seventh.
Fischer leads off. Goes down swinging. :sitdown:
Groff goes down looking. :sitdown:
STEAK ALERT!
Lege doubles down the left field line. No steak...
Ross goes down looking. :sitdown:
Game tied 3-3 mid 7.
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Apr 06, 2024, 04:24 PMDoes this cancel the steak dinner I owe you? >:D
LOL! Maybe....not sure if it works in reverse.
Bottom of the seventh.
Lovich leads off. Walks on 4 pitches.
J SLott takes a ball and Lovich takes second. 1-2 count. Runs the count full. Walks after an 0-2 count. Runners at first and second, no outs.
Souza crushes one over the wall in right center. HOGS LEAD 6-3! I think we have found our DH.
Pitching change....another RHP in.
White walks.
Wilmsmeyer bunts. Third baseman fields it and throws it into right field trying to get the runner at second. Both runners advance. Runners at second and third, no outs.
Stovall grounds out 3-1. Run scores. Hogs lead 7-3. Runner at third, 1 out.
Pitching change....WHP in.
McLaughlin goes down swinging. 2 away.
Aloy goes down swinging.
HOGS LEAD 7-3 after 7.
Wheels coming off for Ole Miss
Souza's upside is becoming pretty clear.
This team is awesome. There is no one 1 to 9 that I'm scared to send to the plate.
How many fucking pitchers do they have?
Quote from: Son of Spam on Apr 06, 2024, 04:40 PMLOL! Maybe....not sure if it works in reverse.
All this ongoing propaganda about Central Georgia's Team should be enough grounds for dismissal.
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Apr 06, 2024, 05:04 PMAll this ongoing propaganda about Central Georgia's Team should be enough grounds for dismissal.
You are on the list.
Top of the eighth.
Pinch hitter for OM. Grounds out to first, unassisted. 1 away.
Hughes hitting for Utermark. Goes down looking. :sitdown: 2 outs.
Lyons grounds out to second.
Hogs lead 7-3 mid 8.
Bottom of the eighth.
Diggs leads off. Runs the count full. Singles to right.
Lovich fouls out on a popped up bunt attempt. 1 away.
J SLott takes a ball that get away from the catcher. Diggs takes second. J SLott walks.
Souza grounds out on a 5-3 DP.
Hogs lead 7-3 after 8.
Top of the ninth. Gaeckle still in to close it out.
Randle fouls out to third. 1 away.
Hill grounds a high hopper to third. The throw is off to first. Runner safe.
Fischer up. Hill take second on indifference. Walks. Runners at first and second, 1 out.
Pitching change...Big Sack Willy Mac coming in.
Groff bloops a single to center. Run scores. 7-4. Runners at first and second.
Lege flies out to deep left. Runners hold. 2 away.
Ross runs the count full. Goes down swinging on a check swing. :sitdown:
HOGS SWEEP 7-4!
We may need Stone Cold Hewlett to close it out.
Is Souza the best player on this team?
Quote from: hit_that_line on Apr 06, 2024, 05:36 PMIs Souza the best player on this team?
He's a close second to Stovall.
Kid really is good.
Quote from: hit_that_line on Apr 06, 2024, 05:36 PMIs Souza the best player on this team?
Most upside at the very least.
This team isn't hitting on all 8 yet. When they do, you better look the F out.
Quote from: Hognrock on Apr 06, 2024, 06:02 PMThis team isn't hitting on all 8 yet. When they do, you better look the F out.
Hopefully not until Omaha.
:maundoed:
Come on guys, you can do better on the picture inserting. Rookie level shit there.
Not a lot of effort was put into that, I admit.
It was still funny.
I said last game that Souza should have been the DH.
Quote from: Barton Fink on Apr 06, 2024, 06:05 PM:maundoed:
If that was at all legible, I'm sure it was hilarious.
Fun fact: with today's home runs by Souza the Razorbacks set a modern day college baseball record for the most consecutive games with a homer by a Hawaiian born player. Either Aloy or Souza has hit a HR in five straight, dating back the the finale vs LSU.
I just made up the part about the record by the way.
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Apr 06, 2024, 09:11 PMIf that was at all legible, I'm sure it was hilarious.
You can click/tap the image and it will open.
Here..
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