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Title: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: DRYANKNPULL on Aug 29, 2024, 07:59 AM
6:30
War Memorial Stadium
ESPNU

I still don't know who our quarterback is.

Your game commentary is welcome.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: bigpig on Aug 29, 2024, 09:03 AM
I'll be there

And when it's over I'll scroll through this thread and read the insanely wild overreactions (in one direction or another).
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: The Cowboy Tiger on Aug 29, 2024, 10:19 AM
it's been so long.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: vegashog on Aug 29, 2024, 10:25 AM
petrino says he still adheres to the 'pass to score, run to win' philosophy.

i hope to see a lot of braylen russell in the 2nd half.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: HogOfWar on Aug 29, 2024, 10:30 AM
Someone posted this on X. Is this true? Is that time allotted to the Trustees to be recognized?

https://x.com/ArrowheadHog/status/1829172331945832673?t=8KvazeVLDLQpr0RtPIT3hw&s=19 (https://x.com/ArrowheadHog/status/1829172331945832673?t=8KvazeVLDLQpr0RtPIT3hw&s=19)
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Gambler on Aug 29, 2024, 10:37 AM
I await all the positivity and the first position coach we demand to be fired.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 11:06 AM
UAPB band >>>>> UA band


I would be embarrassed if our bamd played.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: mr.zorak on Aug 29, 2024, 11:08 AM
Is there going to be an ArkGuy Haiku thred?
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: hit_that_line on Aug 29, 2024, 11:11 AM
I've been coerced into going to the game. Can't wait. Throwing the A, wolf howls in the Hog call. If we're lucky, may see the wave before halftime.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: DRYANKNPULL on Aug 29, 2024, 11:24 AM
Found the quarterback. Recognize a couple other names.

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Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Aug 29, 2024, 12:23 PM
Quote from: bigpig on Aug 29, 2024, 09:03 AMI'll be there

And when it's over I'll scroll through this thread and read the insanely wild overreactions (in one direction or another).

We won't let you down, it will be in both directions.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Aug 29, 2024, 12:29 PM
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Aug 29, 2024, 12:23 PMWe won't let you down, it will be in both directions.

I haven't gotten the vibe that there is one person who is going to say "we're goin to the natty" no matter what we do to UAPB.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Aug 29, 2024, 12:36 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Aug 29, 2024, 12:29 PMI haven't gotten the vibe that there is one person who is going to say "we're goin to the natty" no matter what we do to UAPB.

I agree, but unreasonable optimism generally looks different for us than normal teams.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 12:42 PM
Holy fuck we're not ready to play. Go head and send Sam to Hot Springs!
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: red death on Aug 29, 2024, 12:49 PM
So we're going to win.  We all know that. 

But what are you all looking for in this game specifically?

I was at the dump last year for the opener and, looking back, I remember Chunk Sanders couldn't get 3 yards a carry.  Now was it Chunk that sucked?  Yes.  But even Chunk should've gotten yards against an FCS team. 

So I'm looking at can we blow them off (lol) the ball on short yardage?

Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Papa Pigeritus on Aug 29, 2024, 01:13 PM
Quote from: red death on Aug 29, 2024, 12:49 PMSo we're going to win.  We all know that. 

But what are you all looking for in this game specifically?

I was at the dump last year for the opener and, looking back, I remember Chunk Sanders couldn't get 3 yards a carry.  Now was it Chunk that sucked?  Yes.  But even Chunk should've gotten yards against an FCS team. 

So I'm looking at can we blow them off (lol) the ball on short yardage?



In no particular order:

1. Minimal penalties, especially after a timeout
2. Special teams play worth a shit
3. An old-school BMFP ass chewing(s)
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Hogfan58 on Aug 29, 2024, 01:28 PM
I used to get very exited for the start of our season, this year I'm "whatever". I don't think I can even name more than 3 players on the team. Even Bobby being back hasn't moved the needle much for me. Winning tonight won't either.The Okie St game will tell me if I need to invest emotionally or not. We don't even have to win it, just look decent, be competitive, show some improvement. I'm not asking for miracles.   
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Aug 29, 2024, 01:32 PM
We won't win another game all year.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: vegashog on Aug 29, 2024, 01:34 PM
we better see our new qb able hit those midlevel crossing patterns.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Third_down_draw on Aug 29, 2024, 01:49 PM
Quote from: Hogfan58 on Aug 29, 2024, 01:28 PMI used to get very exited for the start of our season, this year I'm "whatever". I don't think I can even name more than 3 players on the team. Even Bobby being back hasn't moved the needle much for me. Winning tonight won't either.The Okie St game will tell me if I need to invest emotionally or not. We don't even have to win it, just look decent, be competitive, show some improvement. I'm not asking for miracles.   

Usually i am very much exited by the second game.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Aug 29, 2024, 02:11 PM
https://youtu.be/wgn-ycwO-Xo
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 02:33 PM
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Aug 29, 2024, 12:23 PMWe won't let you down, it will be in both directions.

The year under Morris when Storey came in and played well late sticks out in that regard. Many were ready to throw in the towel in the first half. That switched to Ty Storey being the next Peyton Manning in the 4th. The inital gut reaction turned out to be right.

I also remember playing Rice in the opener a couple years ago and having to cone back late to win. That led to a 9 win season. 
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 03:22 PM
And then Storey came back a year later to save us from the darkness.  We need to memorialize him in the athletic complex.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Aug 29, 2024, 03:44 PM
Still 96 degrees, heat index 107 in Little Rock.

It's going to be miserable in the stadium...and hot.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: hit_that_line on Aug 29, 2024, 04:11 PM
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Aug 29, 2024, 03:44 PMStill 96 degrees, heat index 107 in Little Rock.

It's going to be miserable in the stadium...and hot.
Just keep drinking it'll get better.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Aug 29, 2024, 04:23 PM
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Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Aug 29, 2024, 04:24 PM
(https://live.staticflickr.com/5775/29923603713_5457c079b5_z.jpg)
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Aug 29, 2024, 04:24 PM
Never too early for a rally.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: animal on Aug 29, 2024, 05:08 PM
Quote from: red death on Aug 29, 2024, 12:49 PMSo we're going to win.  We all know that. 

But what are you all looking for in this game specifically?

I was at the dump last year for the opener and, looking back, I remember Chunk Sanders couldn't get 3 yards a carry.  Now was it Chunk that sucked?  Yes.  But even Chunk should've gotten yards against an FCS team. 

So I'm looking at can we blow them off (lol) the ball on short yardage?



For us it's going to be a game of "Not about them it's about us". We want to look/play clean and organized at all phases. Likely we won't show anything in super duper detail. The defense will probably stay pretty base. The offense will likely run the ball a lot...mixed in with some hallmark Petrino plays to get the crowd convinced.

We won't learn a lot about this team unless we learn a lot about this team in the negative.

Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: hit_that_line on Aug 29, 2024, 05:15 PM
Quote from: red death on Aug 29, 2024, 12:49 PMSo we're going to win.  We all know that. 

But what are you all looking for in this game specifically?

I was at the dump last year for the opener and, looking back, I remember Chunk Sanders couldn't get 3 yards a carry.  Now was it Chunk that sucked?  Yes.  But even Chunk should've gotten yards against an FCS team. 

So I'm looking at can we blow them off (lol) the ball on short yardage?


We're looking to catch a good buzz.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: RazorB on Aug 29, 2024, 05:26 PM
Ready to cheer again. But on tape delay.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: animal on Aug 29, 2024, 05:32 PM
Got my $4.87 Red Baron Brick Oven Pizza in the stove and ready to get this shit show started. 

Is there a game ahead of us...even if it's a shitty high school basketball game on replay from last year they'll show it in it's entirety before switching over. ESPN FUCKING HATES ARKANSAS!!!!






Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 05:56 PM
Pizza here as well. Let's get this thing started.

PSA: pretty damn good pizza spot in Bryant opened valled Different Dough.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Papa Pigeritus on Aug 29, 2024, 06:04 PM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Aug 29, 2024, 04:24 PM...

(https://whataredo.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/tanaka.jpg?w=176&h=274)
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Corn Pop on Aug 29, 2024, 06:09 PM
I'm hearing Armstrong is nursing a hammy so look for a big dose of Setegna tonight. Take the Bet Saracen prop bet on Setegna (over yardage and receptions).
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Aug 29, 2024, 06:12 PM
Just discovered United will be showing the game on the seat back headrest. Super excited.  

I only wish I could read the reactions of you fine folks as we go three and out on the first drive.    
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Cardiac Hog on Aug 29, 2024, 06:14 PM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Aug 29, 2024, 04:24 PM(https://live.staticflickr.com/5775/29923603713_5457c079b5_z.jpg)

Jobu, where the fuck were you during baseball season???
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Aug 29, 2024, 06:16 PM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Aug 29, 2024, 06:12 PMI only wish I could read the reactions of you fine folks as we go three and out on the first drive.   

I'll know it's football season when we're third and ten and we run a passing play for five yards.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 06:18 PM
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Aug 29, 2024, 06:16 PMI'll know it's football season when we're third and ten and we run a passing play for five yards.

Didn't you get the memo? The Petrion is back.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Aug 29, 2024, 06:18 PM
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Aug 29, 2024, 06:16 PMI'll know it's football season when we're third and ten and we run a passing play for five yards.

Not on BMFP's watch.  
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Cornhogio on Aug 29, 2024, 06:19 PM
The ESPNU pregame show lady is smoke.  Googled her, and geez what a life story.  Competed in the paralympics, overcame her issues, and learned to walk again.  Almost feel guilty looking for pics.  Almost.

Victoria Arlen.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Aug 29, 2024, 06:20 PM
Currently watching the United safety video.  They got 11 minutes before Twitter blows up with another Airline confrontation video.  
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: vegashog on Aug 29, 2024, 06:21 PM
anyone there? what's the crowd like.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 06:23 PM
Quote from: vegashog on Aug 29, 2024, 06:21 PManyone there? what's the crowd like.

He's in a plane so hopefully pretty tame
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: vegashog on Aug 29, 2024, 06:25 PM
andrew hutchinson tweeting that there's no water or ac in the press box.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 06:25 PM
Blow it all up once the game ends.  "Hey y'all all got 15 minutes to clear the stadium before the air strike gets here."

https://x.com/NWAHutch/status/1829296203441602606
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Aug 29, 2024, 06:25 PM
Not a seat to be had. Lots of poors.  I feel a little icky. 
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 06:27 PM
WMS gonna WMS
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Gambler on Aug 29, 2024, 06:29 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 06:25 PMBlow it all up once the game ends.  "Hey y'all all got 15 minutes to clear the stadium before the air strike gets here."

https://x.com/NWAHutch/status/1829296203441602606
WMS plumbing out does the clock.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 06:29 PM
Team decided to wait until they got to Markham to pick up a virgin for Bobby's pre-game sacrifice. 

Hence, the early WMS issues.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Gambler on Aug 29, 2024, 06:30 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 06:29 PMTeam decided to wait until they got to Markham to pick up a virgin for Bobby's pre-game sacrifice. 
A virgin in Little Rock?
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Aug 29, 2024, 06:30 PM
Maybe I missed it but ESPN U hasn't said anything about our game despite it being the pregame show.  lol. 
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Aug 29, 2024, 06:31 PM
Saracen should have prop bet the hell out of this game on their app:

1. Clock malfunction in first quarter 

2. Is the piss smell going to be caused by broken toilets or natural causes.

Etc.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 06:31 PM
Crowd shot. Oooof....
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Aug 29, 2024, 06:31 PM
Ok.  Thrusters are about to be engaged.  See yall on the other side.  
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 06:31 PM
I'm sure the crowd is still tailgating
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Aug 29, 2024, 06:32 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 06:31 PMCrowd shot. Oooof....

Shirley that wasn't live 
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 06:32 PM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Aug 29, 2024, 06:31 PMOk.  Thrusters are about to be engaged.  See yall on the other side. 

Did you learn to pray in Arabic?  If so this would be the perfect time.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: vegashog on Aug 29, 2024, 06:32 PM
uapb assessed a 15 yard penalty at the start of each half for not wearing contrasting colors. going with all black.

i'm leaving that one alone.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Papa Pigeritus on Aug 29, 2024, 06:33 PM
I'm glad the woopussy is still around so I can bitch and moan with you assholes.

Thanks to those that keep the lights on.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Aug 29, 2024, 06:33 PM
Is it too late to have ESPN switch this to plus?
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 06:33 PM
Never seen WMS that empty.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Hogfan58 on Aug 29, 2024, 06:33 PM
No students?
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 06:34 PM
Mallett is making that 6 points. 

Shit.  Hell of an opening call.

Play 2 is a fumble out of bounds.  Glad we're not playing a good team to start the year.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Aug 29, 2024, 06:34 PM
Can't hear the announcers.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: passed on Aug 29, 2024, 06:34 PM
Like trying to take the top off... don't like the throw.  Definitely don't like the lack of ball security.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Aug 29, 2024, 06:35 PM
Why do we keep letting people wear #5?

It's overdue to be retired.

Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 06:36 PM
Never seen Bobby wearing shades
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 06:39 PM
We can't do anything else good, might as well make Green run.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: DRYANKNPULL on Aug 29, 2024, 06:39 PM
I like the mix of plays.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Papa Pigeritus on Aug 29, 2024, 06:39 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 06:36 PMNever seen Bobby wearing shades

BMFP says deal with it.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Gambler on Aug 29, 2024, 06:39 PM
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Aug 29, 2024, 06:35 PMWhy do we keep letting people wear #5?

It's overdue to be retired.


This right here.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: animal on Aug 29, 2024, 06:40 PM
That UAPB defense is baby shit soft. If we had a QB that could throw we would have scored long before now, probably got the ball back and scored again.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: razor5396 on Aug 29, 2024, 06:41 PM
Revising season prediction, 10-2
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: passed on Aug 29, 2024, 06:41 PM
Signature Bobby P play calls... I love seeing that open over the middle stuff again.  Green needs to get his arm and timing right, though.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: HawgHazard on Aug 29, 2024, 06:42 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 06:33 PMNever seen WMS that empty.

Salt Bowl tomorrow may have bigger attendance
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: passed on Aug 29, 2024, 06:42 PM
If UAPB had a defense that TD run would have been stopped.  Still, the play calls are solid so far.  That is definitely a refreshing change from the last... well... god knows how long.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Aug 29, 2024, 06:42 PM
Maybe I am wrong, but Green looks small to me...and I mean thin. He may not make it through the season.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: red death on Aug 29, 2024, 06:42 PM
Timing off. Jitters. 

Converted a 3rd and short running the ball. 

Team looks like they're coached this year unlike last year.  No penalties or pre snap confusion. 

Green is much faster than KJ. 
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: jdcatty on Aug 29, 2024, 06:43 PM
How hard is the wind blowing in LR?  I'm in HS and it is howling here.  Wondering if that might have affected that first play.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: vegashog on Aug 29, 2024, 06:43 PM
maybe first game jitters for green. i'm sure he's getting some 'encouragement' from petrino.

and yeah, the attendance is embarrassing.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Spiderham on Aug 29, 2024, 06:44 PM
No "Dream On"  What kind of sorcery is this?
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 06:46 PM
Quote from: razor5396 on Aug 29, 2024, 06:41 PMRevising season prediction, 10-2

Seconded. Still fluid though.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Papa Pigeritus on Aug 29, 2024, 06:46 PM
Good series by the D.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 06:47 PM
Quote from: Spiderham on Aug 29, 2024, 06:44 PMNo "Dream On"  What kind of sorcery is this?

Hopefully that got shitcanned.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Aug 29, 2024, 06:48 PM
They shouldn't have any problem finding where Rick B is sitting.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 06:48 PM
Looks like UAPB has an Aussie punter.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: red death on Aug 29, 2024, 06:48 PM
Xavian Sorey is fast boys.  He's a big time LB. 

Defense did exactly what you'd expect them to do. 

No complaints so far except my wife doesn't have the spaghetti ready.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Pig Benis on Aug 29, 2024, 06:48 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 06:47 PMHopefully that got shitcanned.

It's painful to listen to.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: vegashog on Aug 29, 2024, 06:49 PM
is holding your phone backwards something all the cool kids are doing?
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: animal on Aug 29, 2024, 06:50 PM
It appears the late arriving crowd must be caught in traffic.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Papa Pigeritus on Aug 29, 2024, 06:50 PM
That aerial view is rough to look at.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: passed on Aug 29, 2024, 06:51 PM
Really questioning Green's arm / timing.  It just doesn't seem to be there.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 06:51 PM
I like Jackson.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: animal on Aug 29, 2024, 06:52 PM
Shit is there 30k there? I kinda wonder
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Papa Pigeritus on Aug 29, 2024, 06:53 PM
I don't think Green is that thin. We are just so damned used to seeing KJ.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: passed on Aug 29, 2024, 06:53 PM
I am happy to see some under center even if it was just a pitch. 
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Aug 29, 2024, 06:53 PM
We didn't need to see that TD I guess 
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: animal on Aug 29, 2024, 06:53 PM
Ahh yes just like Mallett used to do
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 06:54 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 06:47 PMHopefully that got shitcanned.

If it did I'm giving BMFP the credit
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Aug 29, 2024, 06:55 PM
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Aug 29, 2024, 06:53 PMWe didn't need to see that TD I guess
Was wondering if the screen went blank for anyone else. Guess the time clock isn't the only thing screwed up.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Spiderham on Aug 29, 2024, 06:55 PM
QB can move. Not yet sure he throws so well but he can run. 
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 06:55 PM
Nice mix of run/throws. OL look much better. I'm not sure we pulled all of last year.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: jdcatty on Aug 29, 2024, 06:55 PM
No offside penalties-- two series in a row.  I like that.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: mde114 on Aug 29, 2024, 06:57 PM
I'm as negative as anyone.

But we have upgraded at QB.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Snorts on Aug 29, 2024, 06:57 PM
We look well-coached.

UAPB is not in our league.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: red death on Aug 29, 2024, 06:57 PM
Well Taylen Green is an athlete. 

Dubinion looks like there's no spot for him this year. We big time upgraded at running back. 

Russell is a way better 0 than AJ Green.

Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Zoso on Aug 29, 2024, 06:58 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 06:55 PMNice mix of run/throws. OL look much better. I'm not sure we pulled all of last year.

I just told my wife the same thing. We are running some blocking schemes. I know it's UAPB but the o-line looks light years ahead of last year.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Papa Pigeritus on Aug 29, 2024, 06:58 PM
Lots of red around the ball. Wrapping up as well.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 06:59 PM
No worries about our running game. Green needs to settle in. Hard to tell how good we might be because... UAPB is bad.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: vegashog on Aug 29, 2024, 06:59 PM
yeah, sorey is really fast.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: animal on Aug 29, 2024, 07:00 PM
Quote from: red death on Aug 29, 2024, 06:57 PMWell Taylen Green is an athlete. 

Dubinion looks like there's no spot for him this year. We big time upgraded at running back. 

Russell is a way better 0 than AJ Green.


Dub is beat up...not sure he plays tonight
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 07:00 PM
Nice place by Sorey.We finally have speed at LB.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Aug 29, 2024, 07:00 PM
Quote from: red death on Aug 29, 2024, 06:48 PMXavian Sorey is fast boys.  He's a big time LB. 

Defense did exactly what you'd expect them to do. 

No complaints so far except my wife doesn't have the spaghetti ready.

Dude certainly has a nose for the ball and can finish when he gets there.

Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: animal on Aug 29, 2024, 07:01 PM
I simply cannot believe it that we're having technical difficulties with a telecast coming from WMS.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: jdcatty on Aug 29, 2024, 07:01 PM
Quote from: Snorts on Aug 29, 2024, 06:57 PMUAPB is not in our league.

This is why we shouldn't play this game, despite what the elf says. Don't think it helps us in any way. 
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Aug 29, 2024, 07:02 PM
Wow that fat Mizzou kicker portaled to Pine Bluff to punt?

Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 07:02 PM
Nice push by Oline for the TD
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: animal on Aug 29, 2024, 07:03 PM
My former insurance agent used to punt for uapb. Cool story
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Aug 29, 2024, 07:03 PM
Ah, shit. We have the gaudy wrestling belt for good plays.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: razor5396 on Aug 29, 2024, 07:03 PM
Can we simulate the rest of the game using one of these bad boys?

(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/gGgAAOSwBMFhlwVq/s-l1200.jpg)
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Gambler on Aug 29, 2024, 07:03 PM
Jackson scores a TD, and then tries to score a cheerleader.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Aug 29, 2024, 07:03 PM
Who are we? No penalties so far.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: vegashog on Aug 29, 2024, 07:04 PM
oline moving their feet a lot better.

and the ex backup holder did a nice job on that extra point.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Papa Pigeritus on Aug 29, 2024, 07:06 PM
That sound system sounds like a pair of 6 x 9s.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Texzilla on Aug 29, 2024, 07:07 PM
If my slave name was Dix I would adopt a new one
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Texzilla on Aug 29, 2024, 07:08 PM
Quote from: Papa Pigeritus on Aug 29, 2024, 07:06 PMThat sound system sounds like a pair of 6 x 9s.

With a blown tweeter rattling around. 
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 07:08 PM
Whew
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: animal on Aug 29, 2024, 07:09 PM
That was a gay call
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Aug 29, 2024, 07:10 PM
Glad I am not at this game. It may not end until 11:00.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Papa Pigeritus on Aug 29, 2024, 07:10 PM
Home field advantage for UAPB.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Texzilla on Aug 29, 2024, 07:10 PM
What tunes is Sam listening to on his headset
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 07:11 PM
Have these officials ever officiated a game?
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: passed on Aug 29, 2024, 07:11 PM
What the grabass shit!  Someone cuss this kid up the damned wall!
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 07:11 PM
Quote from: Texzilla on Aug 29, 2024, 07:10 PMWhat tunes is Sam listening to on his headset

Bet he's a swiftie
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: animal on Aug 29, 2024, 07:12 PM
This is double dumb ass on you
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Aug 29, 2024, 07:12 PM
Petrino should be in his ass for dropping the ball at the end zone like that.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: vegashog on Aug 29, 2024, 07:12 PM
a teaching moment for sategna.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Papa Pigeritus on Aug 29, 2024, 07:12 PM
Looks like he was half a yard in. Still a dumbass.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Aug 29, 2024, 07:13 PM
Jayden Johnson can't leave fast enough. He should've picked off that TD pass that was called back and then blocked in the back for no reason.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 07:13 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 07:11 PMHave these officials ever officiated a game?

SEC refs. They breathe incompetence.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: mde114 on Aug 29, 2024, 07:13 PM
Please let Bobby coach 6up on carrying the ball all the way into the end zone.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: HawgHazard on Aug 29, 2024, 07:13 PM
Quote from: vegashog on Aug 29, 2024, 07:12 PMa teaching moment for sategna.

Run goal post to goal post 10 times with the ball duct taped to your hand ...
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Aug 29, 2024, 07:14 PM
Our passing game sucks ass.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 07:14 PM
Is there another Tayler Green that plays QB, and any chance that we grabbed the wrong one on accident?
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: passed on Aug 29, 2024, 07:14 PM
Green is missing these easy throws... maybe he slid back to his old mechanics?  Bobby needs to be "motherfuckering" him when they get back to the sidelines.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: vegashog on Aug 29, 2024, 07:14 PM
green's throwing motion is too low. something petrino talked about.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Hogfan58 on Aug 29, 2024, 07:14 PM
Green isn't the best passer
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 07:15 PM
When does Anthony graduate 9th grade?
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Papa Pigeritus on Aug 29, 2024, 07:15 PM
If he'd take off that motorcycle helmet, he could throw better.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: BASS on Aug 29, 2024, 07:15 PM
A running qb that can't throw is going to be kilt in the SEC
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: razor5396 on Aug 29, 2024, 07:16 PM
Ugh these throws
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 07:16 PM
Quote from: vegashog on Aug 29, 2024, 07:14 PMgreen's throwing motion is too low. something petrino talked about.

Yeah that pass to the end zone was still rising when it got to Brown
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Aug 29, 2024, 07:17 PM
Quote from: BASS on Aug 29, 2024, 07:15 PMA running qb that can't throw is going to be kilt in the SEC

How's his Superman dive?
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: animal on Aug 29, 2024, 07:17 PM
Fuck there's still a 1 minute in the first quarter
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Pig Benis on Aug 29, 2024, 07:17 PM
Quote from: BASS on Aug 29, 2024, 07:15 PMA running qb that can't throw is going to be kilt in the SEC

I'm feeling better about my under 4.5 wins wager
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 07:17 PM
BMFP made Casey Dick servicable.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Snorts on Aug 29, 2024, 07:18 PM
Like how Hill lowered that shoulder.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: TorcFiadhein on Aug 29, 2024, 07:18 PM
Blockstock looks like a baller
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: TorcFiadhein on Aug 29, 2024, 07:19 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 07:17 PMBMFP made Casey Dick servicable.
Casey Dick was breaking records that year.  It was pretty wild
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Snorts on Aug 29, 2024, 07:19 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 07:16 PMYeah that pass to the end zone was still rising when it got to Brown

Elbow down. Guarantee you BMFP will address that.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Aug 29, 2024, 07:21 PM
Defense gonna steal one here
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: razor5396 on Aug 29, 2024, 07:22 PM
Oh my God, the first quarter has gone on for 1 hour
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: passed on Aug 29, 2024, 07:22 PM
Quote from: Snorts on Aug 29, 2024, 07:19 PMElbow down. Guarantee you BMFP will address that.

He has been.  Said in his presser that Green had improved a lot, but seemed to sometimes revert to old habits.  I'm assuming that is what is happening out there today.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 07:23 PM
At this point tell the defense to back off up front and let the secondary work
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: animal on Aug 29, 2024, 07:23 PM
Lets see this punter line drive one to 6 again
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Hogfan58 on Aug 29, 2024, 07:25 PM
Worst punter I've ever seen
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 07:26 PM
Up 28-0 after 1 quarter and played relatively sloppy. Is that a positive?
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: BASS on Aug 29, 2024, 07:26 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 07:26 PMUp 28-0 after 1 quarter and played relatively sloppy. Is that a positive?

Don't mean nothing against these slapdicks
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 07:27 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 07:23 PMAt this point tell the defense to back off up front and let the secondary work


Just said the same thing. They need to get tested before next week.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Aug 29, 2024, 07:30 PM
Quote from: BASS on Aug 29, 2024, 07:26 PMDon't mean nothing against these slapdicks

Yeah, they are way worse than three years ago.

We could hang 90 if we wanted to.

Well, we know BMFP wants to.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: animal on Aug 29, 2024, 07:30 PM
We've already ran wide open more tonight than all of last season
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: passed on Aug 29, 2024, 07:31 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 07:26 PMUp 28-0 after 1 quarter and played relatively sloppy. Is that a positive?

No.  But I am seeing a bit less slop in this opener than we have been seeing, so I'll take that bit of positive.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: passed on Aug 29, 2024, 07:31 PM
Quote from: animal on Aug 29, 2024, 07:30 PMWe've already ran wide open more tonight than all of last season

Helps that UAPB's D and secondary are dog shit.  However, the routes are MUCH improved.  The play calling is rock solid.  So that definitely helps.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: flash23 on Aug 29, 2024, 07:32 PM
That was a really nice drive.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 07:33 PM
I think that was htl.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Papa Pigeritus on Aug 29, 2024, 07:33 PM
Animal, are you at the game?
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Lurk on Aug 29, 2024, 07:34 PM
Quote from: animal on Aug 29, 2024, 07:30 PMWe've already ran wide open more tonight than all of last season
No shit, we never had anybody open against anybody.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: mde114 on Aug 29, 2024, 07:34 PM
Get the starters out.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: vegashog on Aug 29, 2024, 07:34 PM
totally different throwing motion by green on that drive.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 07:35 PM
In other news ...

https://x.com/JacksonCollier/status/1829314336646385886?t=b--cEEAjITXE_kPVHspG3g&s=19 (https://x.com/JacksonCollier/status/1829314336646385886?t=b--cEEAjITXE_kPVHspG3g&s=19)
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: red death on Aug 29, 2024, 07:36 PM
5 possessions 5 TDs. 

BMFP. 

Also Green with a great throw to Sategna. 

I don't care who we're playing 5 TDs in 5 attempts, you can't do better than that. 
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 07:36 PM
Idea: Move all the fans to one side of the stadium, and then only show camera angles that feature that side.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Aug 29, 2024, 07:37 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 07:36 PMIdea: Move all the fans to one side of the stadium, and then only show camera angles that feature that side.
They will all be out at their tailgates at halftime.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: vegashog on Aug 29, 2024, 07:38 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 07:36 PMIdea: Move all the fans to one side of the stadium end zone, and then only show camera angles that feature that side.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Aug 29, 2024, 07:38 PM
"UAPB had 5 total yards. They now have 20 so they have tripled their offensive output." Math is hard.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: animal on Aug 29, 2024, 07:40 PM
Quote from: Papa Pigeritus on Aug 29, 2024, 07:33 PMAnimal, are you at the game?
No

I'm in my bed enjoying this simulation of a game.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Spiderham on Aug 29, 2024, 07:42 PM
Is the mayor of Little Rock coaching UAPB?  
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: animal on Aug 29, 2024, 07:42 PM
I'm having flash backs of being at Mt Ida and the coaches deciding it's time to have a rolling clock.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: vegashog on Aug 29, 2024, 07:45 PM
oh lawd
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: passed on Aug 29, 2024, 07:45 PM
Rick back on TV... and being featured... again.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 07:45 PM
Of course, Rick B...
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: razor5396 on Aug 29, 2024, 07:45 PM
Congrats Rick on the fangs!
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: jdcatty on Aug 29, 2024, 07:45 PM
Quote from: animal on Aug 29, 2024, 07:42 PMI'm having flash backs of being at Mt Ida and the coaches deciding it's time to have a rolling clock.


I am trying to think-- didn't we actually go to a rolling clock at some point the last time we played UAPB?  Or am I making that up?
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: GeoHogsGeo on Aug 29, 2024, 07:46 PM
Rick B! Woopig legend...
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: vegashog on Aug 29, 2024, 07:46 PM
Quote from: jdcatty on Aug 29, 2024, 07:45 PMI am trying to think-- didn't we actually go to a rolling clock at some point the last time we played UAPB?  Or am I making that up?
the entire 2nd half. will probably do it again tonight.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 07:46 PM
Which of y'all are texting him?
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: razor5396 on Aug 29, 2024, 07:46 PM
Rick is checking woopig on tv
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: piglosopher on Aug 29, 2024, 07:47 PM
Great, the attention whore at it again
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: red death on Aug 29, 2024, 07:47 PM
Green settling down.  Love to see it. 
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: TC on Aug 29, 2024, 07:48 PM
Dang, Rick's getting his own 30 for 30 on the U.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Papa Pigeritus on Aug 29, 2024, 07:48 PM
Strange to see a RB keep running after first contact.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: flash23 on Aug 29, 2024, 07:48 PM
Quote from: red death on Aug 29, 2024, 07:47 PMGreen settling down.  Love to see it. 
Best throw of the night 2 times in a row according to this announcer
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 07:49 PM
Ugly throw but he put it on the money.  Edit : Much prettier on replay.  Mechanics working themselves out.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 07:49 PM
3 great throws there
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Guardrail on Aug 29, 2024, 07:49 PM
RICK B!
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: razor5396 on Aug 29, 2024, 07:49 PM
Good pass we are done now
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Papa Pigeritus on Aug 29, 2024, 07:49 PM
Bobby you glorious bastard.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Snorts on Aug 29, 2024, 07:49 PM
Now THAT was first rate.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: vegashog on Aug 29, 2024, 07:49 PM
petrino has run that play for years.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: passed on Aug 29, 2024, 07:49 PM
Was I seeing things or should have thrown to other receiver (I think 7) on the previous play?  Looked like he had no defender around.

Good to see some much better throwing motion out of Green on this drive.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: piglosopher on Aug 29, 2024, 07:49 PM
Best drive of the night, Green looked much better
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: red death on Aug 29, 2024, 07:49 PM
Anybody still want to talk shit about Green passing the ball?

Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: mde114 on Aug 29, 2024, 07:50 PM
Great drive.

BMFP all over it.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Aug 29, 2024, 07:50 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 07:46 PMWhich of y'all are texting him?

I did.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Spiderham on Aug 29, 2024, 07:51 PM
That drive brought to you by Rick B
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 07:51 PM
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Aug 29, 2024, 07:50 PMI did.

Should have sent him a dick pic
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: animal on Aug 29, 2024, 07:51 PM
Quote from: red death on Aug 29, 2024, 07:49 PMAnybody still want to talk shit about Green passing the ball?


He's going against Malvern. Lets calm our tits a little.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: mde114 on Aug 29, 2024, 07:51 PM
Welcome home, BMFP.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: jdcatty on Aug 29, 2024, 07:51 PM
Quote from: red death on Aug 29, 2024, 07:49 PMAnybody still want to talk shit about Green passing the ball?



He needs to be more consistent.  Is that talking shit?
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Hogfan58 on Aug 29, 2024, 07:51 PM
I may not even watch the 2nd half, this isn't even close to competitive
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Papa Pigeritus on Aug 29, 2024, 07:52 PM
I know it's UAPB, but this is the best we've looked in an opener in years.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Pig Benis on Aug 29, 2024, 07:52 PM
Quote from: red death on Aug 29, 2024, 07:49 PMAnybody still want to talk shit about Green passing the ball?



Yes
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Aug 29, 2024, 07:53 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 07:51 PMShould have sent him a dick pic

I told him they talked shit about him. 
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: red death on Aug 29, 2024, 07:53 PM
Bench Green,Jackson, Hasz, everyone.

Quote from: animal on Aug 29, 2024, 07:51 PMHe's going against Malvern. Lets calm our tits a little.


Those throws were big time I don't care who they're against. 

I've watched Razorback football for 50 years and and can count on 1 hand the QBs we've had that can make that TD throw.  Hell and that across the hash throw too.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 07:53 PM
Quote from: animal on Aug 29, 2024, 07:51 PMHe's going against Malvern. Lets calm our tits a little.



I will say this, he makes quicker decisions and gets rid of the ball muck quicker than KJ.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Aug 29, 2024, 07:53 PM
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Aug 29, 2024, 07:53 PMI told him they talked shit about him. 
They did destroy his last name.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Spiderham on Aug 29, 2024, 07:55 PM
Total yards
357-43
10.2 yds per play. 

Welcome back BMFP. 
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Piggielicious on Aug 29, 2024, 07:55 PM
Quote from: jdcatty on Aug 29, 2024, 07:51 PMIs that talking shit?
It's not what you said. It's how you said it.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: red death on Aug 29, 2024, 07:55 PM
He's like 12-16 for fuucks sake. He overthrows 2 balls and behind on 2 balls.  I'm sorry he's not 16-16 everyone.  You're all correct.

With 2 Tds. 

Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Aug 29, 2024, 07:55 PM
I love seeing that particular play fake that Mallett and Wilson were both so good at selling.

Green is sort of "flicking" it now, which seems to be some sort of trigger for him to remember to go overhand with it.

In BMFP I still trust. 
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: jdcatty on Aug 29, 2024, 07:56 PM
Quote from: red death on Aug 29, 2024, 07:53 PMBench Green,Jackson, Hasz, everyone.

Those throws were big time I don't care who they're against. 

I've watched Razorback football for 50 years and and can count on 1 hand the QBs we've had that can make that TD throw.  Hell and that across the hash throw too.

I'm not going to make pronouncements until I see him next week.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: passed on Aug 29, 2024, 07:57 PM
Quote from: red death on Aug 29, 2024, 07:53 PMBench Green,Jackson, Hasz, everyone.

Those throws were big time I don't care who they're against. 

I've watched Razorback football for 50 years and and can count on 1 hand the QBs we've had that can make that TD throw.  Hell and that across the hash throw too.

No doubt!  Bobby wouldn't have wanted this guy if he didn't have the ability.  It's all about his head, he slips into old bad habits with his mechanics.  Good to see him settle, but we're also playing UAPB.  Hope he can keep his head and mechanics up against a real team.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: red death on Aug 29, 2024, 07:58 PM
Quote from: jdcatty on Aug 29, 2024, 07:56 PMI'm not going to make pronouncements until I see him next week.

Remember, there's a reason BMFP wanted his ass so bad.

BMFP knows. 

Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Aug 29, 2024, 07:58 PM
For posterity's sake...

IMG_3544.jpeg

At least his shirt is still on. 
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: razor5396 on Aug 29, 2024, 07:59 PM
Wow. The ad for the U of A isnt shit
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: piglosopher on Aug 29, 2024, 07:59 PM
Quote from: Papa Pigeritus on Aug 29, 2024, 07:52 PMI know it's UAPB, but this is the best we've looked in an opener in years.

Agree. Crisper.

Awful opponent or not, you can still stop yourself.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Spiderham on Aug 29, 2024, 07:59 PM
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Aug 29, 2024, 07:58 PMFor posterity's sake...

[url="https://www.woopig.org/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=7478;type=preview;file"]IMG_3544.jpeg[/url]

At least his shirt is still on. 
Sista behind him looks like she is blinking SOS..😀
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Aug 29, 2024, 08:00 PM
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Aug 29, 2024, 07:58 PMFor posterity's sake...

IMG_3544.jpeg

At least his shirt is still on. 
That poor lady behind him...
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: animal on Aug 29, 2024, 08:00 PM
Quote from: red death on Aug 29, 2024, 07:53 PMBench Green,Jackson, Hasz, everyone.

Those throws were big time I don't care who they're against. 

I've watched Razorback football for 50 years and and can count on 1 hand the QBs we've had that can make that TD throw.  Hell and that across the hash throw too.
They were great throws. We won't know what happens how things look when he's getting pressure from real defensive players is all I'm saying. This is damn near a passing skeleton right now.

Another thing to add in his defense is Armstrong is head and shoulders the best WR on the team and he's been banged up. We're a different team with him in there.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: vegashog on Aug 29, 2024, 08:01 PM
petrino wanted a timeout with 1:53 left in the half, up 42.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: red death on Aug 29, 2024, 08:02 PM
Biggest positive of the night:

There is no evidence that Sam Pittman is doing any coaching at all.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Papa Pigeritus on Aug 29, 2024, 08:03 PM
Two minute drill opportunity here.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: passed on Aug 29, 2024, 08:04 PM
I was right... On the one throw all the way across the field to the stick, 7 was wide open and had all kinds of grass in front.  Probably should have gone there.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Aug 29, 2024, 08:04 PM
Quote from: vegashog on Aug 29, 2024, 08:01 PMpetrino wanted a timeout with 1:53 left in the half, up 42.

I chuckled.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: animal on Aug 29, 2024, 08:04 PM
Weren't no hold...that's a toss.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Aug 29, 2024, 08:05 PM
Up 42 and still throwing..LOL.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 08:06 PM
And taking timeouts
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: animal on Aug 29, 2024, 08:06 PM
Sam getting ready to gas up the truck and go to the lake.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: TC on Aug 29, 2024, 08:06 PM
Quote from: vegashog on Aug 29, 2024, 08:01 PMpetrino wanted a timeout with 1:53 left in the half, up 42.

I live that sunnofa bitch
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Papa Pigeritus on Aug 29, 2024, 08:06 PM
Sam wanted to kneel. Bobby's throwing.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 08:07 PM
Shot incoming...

First play after I posted that he took a look down the middle before he went to WR 2.  That run was more fun.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: razor5396 on Aug 29, 2024, 08:08 PM
You cant say the kid doesnt have guts
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Spiderham on Aug 29, 2024, 08:08 PM
You know who isn't missed?

Dan Enos
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 08:08 PM
Wow. Kid is fast. That was Matt Jones-esque.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: mde114 on Aug 29, 2024, 08:08 PM
Aw hell yeah
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: DRYANKNPULL on Aug 29, 2024, 08:09 PM
Duckin love it!  Take advantage of some real two minute offense.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: red death on Aug 29, 2024, 08:09 PM
Holy shit!!!  Taylen!!  Don't do that to them bahahahaha 
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Aug 29, 2024, 08:09 PM
Quote from: animal on Aug 29, 2024, 08:06 PMSam getting ready to gas up the truck and go to the lake.

Maybe he'll just stay. 
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 08:09 PM
Quote from: Spiderham on Aug 29, 2024, 08:08 PMYou know who isn't missed?

Dan Enos

Amen
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: mde114 on Aug 29, 2024, 08:09 PM
Quote from: Spiderham on Aug 29, 2024, 08:08 PMYou know who isn't missed?

Dan Enos

Post of the night!
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: passed on Aug 29, 2024, 08:09 PM
I won't complain about the wheels and TD on a broken play.  But I was really hoping to see more play action passing on that drill.  Sup'd up practice.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: flash23 on Aug 29, 2024, 08:09 PM
Tuck that ball away but man that was a nice run.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Spiderham on Aug 29, 2024, 08:09 PM
A little chocolate Matt Jones there. 
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: HOGSRUNWILD on Aug 29, 2024, 08:09 PM
Sure, UAPB is shit, but holy hell, this is fun.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 08:10 PM
Quote from: Spiderham on Aug 29, 2024, 08:08 PMYou know who isn't missed?

Dan Enos

Or the other guy... Asshole McFingerbang or whatever his name was
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Piggielicious on Aug 29, 2024, 08:10 PM
Quote from: Spiderham on Aug 29, 2024, 08:08 PMYou know who isn't missed?

Dan Enos
You know who doesn't care because he is still getting paid?

Dan Enos
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: red death on Aug 29, 2024, 08:12 PM
I hope Dan Enos' wife cheats on him after seeing this result. 

What a loser.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Lurk on Aug 29, 2024, 08:12 PM
Quote from: Piggielicious on Aug 29, 2024, 08:10 PMYou know who doesn't care because he is still getting paid?

Dan Enos
Money well spent.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Aug 29, 2024, 08:13 PM
Quote from: Spiderham on Aug 29, 2024, 08:09 PMA little chocolate Matt Jones there.

Niiiice
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: mde114 on Aug 29, 2024, 08:13 PM
Quote from: Piggielicious on Aug 29, 2024, 08:10 PMYou know who doesn't care because he is still getting paid?

Dan Enos

He better enjoy that contract. Doubt he'll ever see another.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Snorts on Aug 29, 2024, 08:14 PM
All things considered a pretty good start.

7 for 7 is as good as it gets.  The D had a couple of lapses.

We looked prepared.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 08:16 PM
Green in the first half
16/23 - 229 2tds
6 for 88 and 2tds on the ground
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: vegashog on Aug 29, 2024, 08:19 PM
444 yard in the half. no negative plays.

let's see how good of a handoffer singleton is with russell pounding the rock.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Lurk on Aug 29, 2024, 08:20 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 08:16 PMGreen in the first half
16/23 - 229 2tds
6 for 88 and 2tds on the ground
I'd like to see the crossing route completed more before I'm totally sold, but what an upgrade.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Corn Pop on Aug 29, 2024, 08:22 PM
I can see why Green has been compared to Matt Jones. Gonna have to quit throwing behind his receivers on those throws over the middle though.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: BASS on Aug 29, 2024, 08:24 PM
In Bobby Motherfucking Petrino I trust
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Spiderham on Aug 29, 2024, 08:26 PM
When LR gets bored. Watch out!

https://x.com/treyschaap/status/1829307062666326431
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Aug 29, 2024, 08:31 PM
Quote from: Spiderham on Aug 29, 2024, 08:26 PMWhen LR gets bored. Watch out!

https://x.com/treyschaap/status/1829307062666326431

Any reports of burning couches?
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 08:34 PM
Shortening the game? Never heard of such a thing.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: RPL on Aug 29, 2024, 08:34 PM
Did I miss the RickB 30 on 30?
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Aug 29, 2024, 08:35 PM
Quote from: RPL on Aug 29, 2024, 08:34 PMDid I miss the RickB 30 on 30?
Apparently, it ended up on the cutting room floor.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: passed on Aug 29, 2024, 08:37 PM
If that receiver had managed to reel that pass in, it probably was a TD.  Pretty good play and route by UAPB.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Aug 29, 2024, 08:39 PM
Singleton looks really sharp.

Wow.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 08:39 PM
Singleton is making quick decisions.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 08:40 PM
Amazing what a competent OC can do.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Aug 29, 2024, 08:41 PM
We couldn't go 8 for 8 against air when Mr. Left Lane was here.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: TC on Aug 29, 2024, 08:42 PM
BMFP said fuck shutting it down. Singletons gonna sling the ball around some more.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: BEvERage on Aug 29, 2024, 08:42 PM
Shortened game with prop bets, ugh.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Bogey7 on Aug 29, 2024, 08:43 PM
Quote from: Spiderham on Aug 29, 2024, 08:26 PMWhen LR gets bored. Watch out!

https://x.com/treyschaap/status/1829307062666326431

Right after Rick is shown on TV leaving the stadium. Coincidence?
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Aug 29, 2024, 08:45 PM
Quote from: TC on Aug 29, 2024, 08:42 PMBMFP said fuck shutting it down. Singletons gonna sling the ball around some more.

And you know Sam is thinking he doesn't wanna embarrass them other ke-ids. 
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Texzilla on Aug 29, 2024, 08:46 PM
If Sam manages to lose this game he should be fired. 

He is hating this.  He'll apologize for the racist beat down bmfp laid on them.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: TorcFiadhein on Aug 29, 2024, 08:46 PM
What the fuck could they possibly be reviewing? 
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: animal on Aug 29, 2024, 08:47 PM
Once the 2nd team O line gets in there I figure our streak of TDs will end.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: HogOfWar on Aug 29, 2024, 08:49 PM
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Aug 29, 2024, 08:45 PMAnd you know Sam is thinking he doesn't wanna embarrass them other ke-ids. 

Very Nuttesque
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: mde114 on Aug 29, 2024, 08:50 PM
I wish Bobby was still wearing his shades.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Aug 29, 2024, 08:50 PM
BMFP must be listening to the TV feed. Smug grins on his face.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 08:51 PM
Sam's gonna let it slip in the presser that his headset batteries were somehow already dead when the game started.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: mde114 on Aug 29, 2024, 08:51 PM
Oh.

And Fuck Jeff Long.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: RPL on Aug 29, 2024, 08:52 PM
Quote from: mde114 on Aug 29, 2024, 08:50 PMI wish Bobby was still wearing his shades.

Dark Bobby
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: RPL on Aug 29, 2024, 08:52 PM
Quote from: mde114 on Aug 29, 2024, 08:51 PMOh.

And Fuck Jeff Long.

Always.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 08:53 PM
#95 is a hoss
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 08:53 PM
Quote from: RPL on Aug 29, 2024, 08:52 PMDark Bobby

Darth Petrion the Sly
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 08:54 PM
Secondary just made a play on the ball?  I thought we were supposed to let them catch it and then try to chase them down.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Aug 29, 2024, 08:55 PM
Quote from: RPL on Aug 29, 2024, 08:52 PMDark Bobby

Darth Bobby.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Aug 29, 2024, 08:55 PM
Weak assed call.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Aug 29, 2024, 08:55 PM
What a bullshit flag. Total flop.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 08:55 PM
Did we just injure their kicker and then make him go back out to do it again?  It's 56-0 and these refs are cocksuckers.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 08:58 PM
UAPB coach burning TOs like Nutt. Black Nutt
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Gambler on Aug 29, 2024, 09:00 PM
BMFP comes out passing. Always in kill mode.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Aug 29, 2024, 09:01 PM
Singleton throwing crisp passes.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Aug 29, 2024, 09:01 PM
Dubinion sighting. Wow.

12 different receivers have caught passes. Beautiful.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: RPL on Aug 29, 2024, 09:02 PM
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Aug 29, 2024, 09:01 PMDubinion sighting. Wow.

12 different receivers have caught passes. Beautiful.

I'm waiting on the 29yo freshman to be added to that list.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: animal on Aug 29, 2024, 09:02 PM
#82 already looks like a stud athlete :stache:
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Aug 29, 2024, 09:03 PM
Quote from: RPL on Aug 29, 2024, 09:02 PMI'm waiting on the 29yo freshman to be added to that list.

He's already part of it.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: razor5396 on Aug 29, 2024, 09:06 PM
God damn Tesla
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 09:06 PM
What a catch by Teslaa
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Aug 29, 2024, 09:07 PM
Quote from: razor5396 on Aug 29, 2024, 09:06 PMGod damn Tesla

Electric catch.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Aug 29, 2024, 09:07 PM
Quote from: razor5396 on Aug 29, 2024, 09:06 PMGod damn Tesla
Electrifying....
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: vegashog on Aug 29, 2024, 09:08 PM
the scrubs did not break the td streak.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: passed on Aug 29, 2024, 09:09 PM
I'm liking what I'm seeing from Singleton.  A little bit of slop, but he's definitely got the goods thus far.  He'll be pushing Green in practice.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: animal on Aug 29, 2024, 09:10 PM
I see Gums blocking has really not improved
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Cornhogio on Aug 29, 2024, 09:11 PM
No turnovers or ultra big plays, and we've dropped 63 on them.  Pretty solid performance.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Aug 29, 2024, 09:12 PM
Sam may need his hip replaced before the end of the season. 

He's looking uncomfortable.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: HogOfWar on Aug 29, 2024, 09:12 PM
Why are we still playing, Hey Jude? BMFP needs to shut that down.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: TorcFiadhein on Aug 29, 2024, 09:14 PM
That rushing stat is both terrifying and pretty cool.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Aug 29, 2024, 09:14 PM
Now let's just preserve the shutout.

I was there one night long ago when we beat Pacific U 63-0 at WMS. I think in the Hatfield days.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Aug 29, 2024, 09:16 PM
Feeling good about my 10-2 prediction.  
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Spiderham on Aug 29, 2024, 09:17 PM
Like I said. Don't let LR get bored. Damn.  Some MF stole the team bus.  

https://x.com/lrhn_cash/status/1829208941248819646

Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Hognrock on Aug 29, 2024, 09:19 PM
Let's not start sucking each others dicks just yet. It's UAPB but, you see the Petrino influence on the offense. There is talent, let's see what we do next weekend. We could hang a 100 on these guys.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: HogOfWar on Aug 29, 2024, 09:20 PM
I hope the defense isn't still running the first string, because they look bad.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Texzilla on Aug 29, 2024, 09:20 PM
I wish the Beatles or whoever owns their library would send the fucking shittiest band on earth a fucking cease and desist notice to forbid the school from playing Hey Jude, or any of their songs.  Frankly the governor should ban this marching turdshow from playing any song other than the fight song.  They suck at the Alma mater which is a shitty tune.  And that Dream On song needs to be just made illegal. 
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Aug 29, 2024, 09:21 PM
This was a very satisfying win.   Only negative will be when we get the ball back we may run out of time before we score another TD.  
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: snoots on Aug 29, 2024, 09:21 PM
I see some differences that I like.  Bobby's offense. But it is hard to tell where we are.  We are basically running drills.  Look forward to next week's contest.


I'm a man, I'm 40 will be a much bigger test for the D.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Aug 29, 2024, 09:21 PM
Quote from: HogOfWar on Aug 29, 2024, 09:20 PMI hope the defense isn't still running the first string, because they look bad.

Definitely not.

Fat 94 and slow white 23 won't sniff the field again.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 09:24 PM
Get the ball and take one more deep shot
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Aug 29, 2024, 09:25 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 09:24 PMGet the ball and take one more deep shot

Punt return TD.

Finally one that doesn't get called back.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: TC on Aug 29, 2024, 09:26 PM
Quote from: Texzilla on Aug 29, 2024, 09:20 PMI wish the Beatles or whoever owns their library would send the fucking shittiest band on earth a fucking cease and desist notice to forbid the school from playing Hey Jude, or any of their songs.  Frankly the governor should ban this marching turdshow from playing any song other than the fight song.  They suck at the Alma mater which is a shitty tune.  And that Dream On song needs to be just made illegal. 

Mid-season form. Well done.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: RPL on Aug 29, 2024, 09:28 PM
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Aug 29, 2024, 09:12 PMSam may need his hip replaced before the end of the season. 

He's looking uncomfortable.

Sam takes medical leave. Bobby named interim head coach.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Aug 29, 2024, 09:29 PM
Keep chucking it.

BMFP, you glorious bastard.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: passed on Aug 29, 2024, 09:30 PM
Quote from: HogOfWar on Aug 29, 2024, 09:20 PMI hope the defense isn't still running the first string, because they look bad.

No, this is second string.  Let's hope we don't get too many injuries on D.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: HOGSRUNWILD on Aug 29, 2024, 09:30 PM
He wants to score again.  Bloodlusty motherfucker.  I love it.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Cornhogio on Aug 29, 2024, 09:31 PM
Sweep the fucking leg Bobby!
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: animal on Aug 29, 2024, 09:32 PM
Going for 10 for 10
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: passed on Aug 29, 2024, 09:35 PM
Feels good to see a BMFP offense with BMFP attitude out there up 63-0, running back ups, still slinging it and keeping feet on the gas.  Oh how I've missed this attitude and style!
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Aug 29, 2024, 09:35 PM
Krosse Johnson makes it 14 different receivers to catch at least one pass. 

Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 09:35 PM
10 for 10. Sam looks mad.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: HOGSRUNWILD on Aug 29, 2024, 09:35 PM
Yeah, this is fucking beautiful.

Sam looked almost pissed off after that last TD.  FUck you, fatso.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Piggielicious on Aug 29, 2024, 09:36 PM
LR 1 FV 0
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 09:36 PM
Only team in 20 years to do that? Hell yeah.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: TorcFiadhein on Aug 29, 2024, 09:36 PM
8 rushing touchdowns tonight and 9 all of last season  :o
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: piglosopher on Aug 29, 2024, 09:37 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 09:36 PMOnly team in 20 years to do that? Hell yeah.

With 10 mins collectively off the game clock in the 2nd half


Let me repeat, BMFP you glorious bastard indeed.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: GeoHogsGeo on Aug 29, 2024, 09:38 PM
Got damn...that last punishing going for 70 was quintessential BMFP.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Loma on Aug 29, 2024, 09:38 PM
We won't lose another game.

Got to grisna
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: animal on Aug 29, 2024, 09:39 PM
Well PB's been one helluva slump buster tonight. Sam finally looks happy...gonna go have a beer after a hard fought game of strategy.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Snorts on Aug 29, 2024, 09:39 PM
So, we made all the yardage available to us. Not sure Ive ever seen that before.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Aug 29, 2024, 09:39 PM
Smile motherfucker
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Spiderham on Aug 29, 2024, 09:39 PM
Damn Bobby. That was some cold blooded shit. 10-10 TDs. 
Let's not show Okie St much in week 1....

BMFP:  Let's show them more than they can possibly work on. 
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Aug 29, 2024, 09:40 PM
Quote from: Snorts on Aug 29, 2024, 09:39 PMSo, we made all the yardage available to us. Not sure Ive ever seen that before.

Wow. That's true. I didn't think about that.  We even made positive yardage on the botched snap.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: HogOfWar on Aug 29, 2024, 09:40 PM
Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Aug 29, 2024, 09:35 PMYeah, this is fucking beautiful.

Sam looked almost pissed off after that last TD.  FUck you, fatso.

He knows this isn't his team anymore. It is BMFP's.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: wmr on Aug 29, 2024, 09:41 PM
I love that beautiful motherfucker.  I've missed him so.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: mde114 on Aug 29, 2024, 09:41 PM
I don't know how you can look any better.

Exceeded my expectations.

Hell yes.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: vegashog on Aug 29, 2024, 09:42 PM
687 total yards.

singleton went 8/10 and jackson 4/4.

zero turnovers by either team in a 70-0 game. bet that doesn't happen very often.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: mde114 on Aug 29, 2024, 09:43 PM
I know it's UAPB, but I feel pretty good at QB.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Piggielicious on Aug 29, 2024, 09:43 PM
Quote from: mde114 on Aug 29, 2024, 09:41 PMI don't know how you can look any better.

Exceeded my expectations.

Hell yes.
Is it too much to ask for the defense to force some turnovers?
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: piglosopher on Aug 29, 2024, 09:44 PM
Again...3rd and 4th quarters were 10 mins instead of 15.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: vegashog on Aug 29, 2024, 09:45 PM
it wasn't about who we played, to me it was about how we played.

when was the last time arkansas has looked this good in an opener.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: red death on Aug 29, 2024, 09:45 PM
Everything on my body is hard right now.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Snorts on Aug 29, 2024, 09:49 PM
No doubt BMFP made a statement. 10 for 10. I mean, THINK about that.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: flash23 on Aug 29, 2024, 09:49 PM
Quote from: vegashog on Aug 29, 2024, 09:45 PMit wasn't about who we played, to me it was about how we played.

when was the last time arkansas has looked this good in an opener.
I think about 13 years ago.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Aug 29, 2024, 09:49 PM
Quote from: Piggielicious on Aug 29, 2024, 09:43 PMIs it too much to ask for the defense to force some turnovers?

And how are we supposed to feel about our punter?

Whatever his name is.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: animal on Aug 29, 2024, 09:51 PM
Was it windy as fuck it is at my crib
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 09:51 PM
Anybody wanting to find complaints tonight can fuck off. Helluva start to the season.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: animal on Aug 29, 2024, 09:52 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 09:51 PMAnybody wanting to find complaints tonight can fuck off. Helluva start to the season.
We don't have a punter.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 09:52 PM
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Aug 29, 2024, 09:49 PMAnd how are we supposed to feel about our punter?

Whatever his name is.


Supposedly he's pretty good. Now kicker may be another story.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: jdcatty on Aug 29, 2024, 09:52 PM
To me, the best thing was we didn't make mistakes.  In 10 possessions in a row.  We had a few penalties, but the last 3 years we would have had 10 false starts in 10 possessions. 

That's a start.  Not sure we learned much else.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: rzrbkfan69 on Aug 29, 2024, 09:54 PM
Quote from: animal on Aug 29, 2024, 09:52 PMWe don't have a punter.

Now we know why the long snapper left.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Aug 29, 2024, 09:55 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 09:52 PMNow kicker may be another story.

He went 10 for 10 tonight.  What more do you want?
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: red death on Aug 29, 2024, 09:56 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 09:51 PMAnybody wanting to find complaints tonight can fuck off. Helluva start to the season.

Yeah man.  It's time to ride or die with these Hogs. 

Bobby debuts 10-10 absolute offensive perfection.  Defense throws a shutout. 

What else could you want?  When we kick the shit out of Oklahoma St. shits going to get crazy in this state.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Aug 29, 2024, 09:57 PM
Quote from: jdcatty on Aug 29, 2024, 09:52 PMTo me, the best thing was we didn't make mistakes.  In 10 possessions in a row.  We had a few penalties, but the last 3 years we would have had 10 false starts in 10 possessions. 

That's a start.  Not sure we learned much else.

I think we learned a lot tonight.   
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: wmr on Aug 29, 2024, 10:00 PM
We got a new coach, AND a new university commercial.  Fuck yeah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwbJ48RMeuo
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: RPL on Aug 29, 2024, 10:01 PM
Quote from: animal on Aug 29, 2024, 09:52 PMWe don't have a punter.
Quote from: animal on Aug 29, 2024, 09:52 PMWe don't have a punter.

Hit that line! Hit that line! Keep on going!
Move that ball right down the field!
Give a cheer. Rah! Rah! Never fear. Rah! Rah!
Arkansas will never punt!
On your toes, Razorbacks, to the finish, carry on with all your might!
For it's A-A-A-R-K-A-N-S-A-S for Arkansas!
Fight! Fight! Fi-i-i-ight![/quote]
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Zoso on Aug 29, 2024, 10:03 PM
BMFP
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 10:04 PM
https://x.com/ClowESPN/status/1829342507278225777?t=d22gd4nYS-kGSlc8AQ-nmA&s=19 (https://x.com/ClowESPN/status/1829342507278225777?t=d22gd4nYS-kGSlc8AQ-nmA&s=19)
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 10:04 PM
Quote from: Zoso on Aug 29, 2024, 10:03 PMBMFP

Print the shirts (again)
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Loma on Aug 29, 2024, 10:07 PM
Quote from: RPL on Aug 29, 2024, 08:34 PMDid I miss the RickB 30 on 30?

Was RickB on tv tonight?
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Spiderham on Aug 29, 2024, 10:08 PM
Need an icon of this. IMG_2175.jpeg
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 10:10 PM
Quote from: Loma on Aug 29, 2024, 10:07 PMWas RickB on tv tonight?

Is water wet?
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Aug 29, 2024, 10:12 PM
Quote from: Loma on Aug 29, 2024, 10:07 PMWas RickB on tv tonight?

Not topless.

Praise Allah. 
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: piglosopher on Aug 29, 2024, 10:14 PM
I remember us struggling to run the ball against the catamounts and Kent state
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Third_down_draw on Aug 29, 2024, 10:21 PM
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Aug 29, 2024, 09:12 PMSam may need his hip replaced before the end of the season. 

He's looking uncomfortable.

Working that gout limp
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: RPL on Aug 29, 2024, 10:23 PM
Quote from: Loma on Aug 29, 2024, 10:07 PMWas RickB on tv tonight?

Who is RickB?
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: jdcatty on Aug 29, 2024, 10:40 PM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Aug 29, 2024, 09:57 PMI think we learned a lot tonight.   

Really?  What exactly?  Green made 2 or 3 throws in the first half that would have been straight interceptions in the SEC. The defense would have been better off scrimmaging against our 3rd string. 

Singleton did look really good, I will give you that.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: mde114 on Aug 29, 2024, 10:50 PM
Quote from: jdcatty on Aug 29, 2024, 10:40 PMReally?  What exactly?  Green made 2 or 3 throws in the first half that would have been straight interceptions in the SEC.

And someone on the sideline got that shit fixed. That's what I learned.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: HogOfWar on Aug 29, 2024, 11:07 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 10:04 PMPrint the shirts (again)

Make mine a Dri-fit one.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: TC on Aug 29, 2024, 11:19 PM
Quote from: Snorts on Aug 29, 2024, 09:49 PMNo doubt BMFP made a statement. 10 for 10. I mean, THINK about that.

Incredible. What a welcome home, I'm back MOTHERFUCKERS! statement by Petrino that was. I maybe wish it wasnt against an in-state sister school, but tonight it wouldn't have mattered. Once there was a chance at the perfect offensive game, any idea of the Victory formation was gone. Down it at the 5 there at the end and we're 9/10. Great management by Coach Pitt to let BMFP do what he does, knowing that 10/10 would be some insane school record.

Great job by Coach Pittman for letting Bob do Bob.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Aug 29, 2024, 11:49 PM
Just watched the highlights. In a time zone where the game came on at 2:30a.

As some of y'all said I couldn't tell much of anything except UAPB couldn't tackle even our little guys. But 10 TDs in 10 drives is still good "against air."

The announcer was very annoying. 4 different times in a 4:32 highlight package he said "and that was Green's best throw of the night." Maybe they were, maybe they weren't, but do you have to keep using that?
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Aug 29, 2024, 11:51 PM
Quote from: jdcatty on Aug 29, 2024, 10:40 PMReally?  What exactly?  Green made 2 or 3 throws in the first half that would have been straight interceptions in the SEC. The defense would have been better off scrimmaging against our 3rd string. 

Singleton did look really good, I will give you that.

You're right. We didn't learn anything about the players, coaching, play calling, effort, etc.  

It was an all around pointless game.  
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Show-Me Hog on Aug 30, 2024, 12:27 AM
Since when do the stats reflect a QB's yardage average, per attempt and not per completion? That's not right, is it?

Screenshot_20240830-072340.png
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: bigpig on Aug 30, 2024, 12:31 AM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Aug 29, 2024, 06:31 PMCrowd shot. Oooof....

There was a wreck on the Balls-n-Hooters tunnel.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: The Whyte Boar on Aug 30, 2024, 12:44 AM
I just finished watching the game and you can definitely see the BMFP influence on our QBs.  All three looked really good.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: bigpig on Aug 30, 2024, 12:50 AM
Got home an hour ago. Enjoyed reading the thread.

Easily the best game we've played in years. Doesn't matter that it was maybe the worst team we've played in years. We've had bad games against bad teams before.

This was a nearly perfect game against a bad team.

I'll take that every time.




Welcome home, Bobby.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Pumpkin Escobar on Aug 30, 2024, 02:40 AM
Even if it was just UAPB, it was nice to see how well coached a Petrino offense is. DLine looked pretty solid. It's just great to have football back.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: piglosopher on Aug 30, 2024, 04:04 AM
I don't think anyone knows how good we are or how good of a year we'll have.

Let's just enjoy this one.

No matter how bad the opponent is, a team can still have self inflicted miscues and implode.

We didn't do that, we executed very well in a first game (for once).
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Snorts on Aug 30, 2024, 06:12 AM
10 possessions and not one turnover, drive-killing penalty, or (afair) delay-of-game.

No T/O to gather the team a la Hootie.

The D got a shutout.  Realistically, what more could we ask for?  We looked as good as we could have considering the opponent.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: animal on Aug 30, 2024, 06:29 AM
We looked well coached, offensive line looked a whole lot better than last season. They were tripping over their feet last season against rent-a-wins so this was a marked improvement though mostly different guys playing.

10 on defense looks like a badass. Defensive backs may be an issue...not entirely sure what we have there. Defensive line was noticeably bigger and faster than UAPB but that's to be expected. Can they push around OK State? Nope but they look good enough to get their licks in.

Offense had zero pressure on those QBs so of course they are going to throw well. Green doesn't make as quick of decisions with the ball but maybe he settles into this offense once he see's it working in live conditions. "eye discipline" or whatever they call it. He's got to trust the football do what it do. Green certainly has that Matt Jones look other than you know...he's O0


82 looked like Anquan Boldin out there...probably the same age too.


Russell is gonna be a bowling ball...Reed probably won't play much but that kid is like a fun size version of Russell. A little spit fire. I thought Hill ran a lot "bigger" and tougher than his size. It was nice seeing our RBs fighting for yardage and running thru tackles. The only one that didn't do that is Dubinion who is known for going down upon contact.





Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Guardrail on Aug 30, 2024, 06:31 AM
Quote from: piglosopher on Aug 30, 2024, 04:04 AMI don't think anyone knows how good we are or how good of a year we'll have.

Let's just enjoy this one.

No matter how bad the opponent is, a team can still have self inflicted miscues and implode.

We didn't do that, we executed very well in a first game (for once).
In the last few years, going back to Chad years, the offense would have struggled to find themselves. We've always said "First game jitters!" Or "we're just running vanilla offense"
 
Quote from: Snorts on Aug 30, 2024, 06:12 AM10 possessions and not one turnover, drive-killing penalty, or (afair) delay-of-game.

No T/O to gather the team a la Hootie.

The D got a shutout.  Realistically, what more could we ask for?  We looked as good as we could have considering the opponent.
I'm looking forward to a well managed offense with organization and planning, no dumbass/cutesy play calls, no timeouts called because its a goat screw of a huddle, and professional end of game clock management.
We haven't had that since - BMFP_v.1
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: passed on Aug 30, 2024, 06:31 AM
Quote from: jdcatty on Aug 29, 2024, 10:40 PMReally?  What exactly?  Green made 2 or 3 throws in the first half that would have been straight interceptions in the SEC. The defense would have been better off scrimmaging against our 3rd string. 

Singleton did look really good, I will give you that.

We learned that our QB room is much improved.  I get that UAPB is terrible and way outmanned, but look at the throws and mechanics.  There were really only a few misreads and/or bad attempts throughout the game.  Regardless of opponent, that is solid.

We learned that BMFP is running his offense, his way.  That is also very good.

We looked coached out there, how long has it been since we could claim that in an opener??

I get that it was a way outmanned and outgunned team we played (they were softer than 10-ply), but no self inflicted wounds, 10 for 10 on possessions for TDs, solid route running, good passing, good blocking, rock solid play calling, no WTF moments (other than Sategna damned near dropping the ball before breaking the plain on that punt return), etc.  Now, I'm certain we'll see some breakdown and mistakes and such against a real opponent.  That being said, we overall looked coached and serviceable out there.  It has been a long while since that happened.

So yes, we learned some things.  Mostly that we have a QB room, the BMFP offense is back, routes looked good, Jackson has some shake to him, and I'll say it again... we looked coached.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: hit_that_line on Aug 30, 2024, 06:51 AM
Even by War Memorial standards, that was a miserable experience. Quit fucking playing games there.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: DrMongoose on Aug 30, 2024, 07:02 AM
No mentions of clock problems, so it actually worked this time?
Did they run out of water?

Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: hit_that_line on Aug 30, 2024, 07:05 AM
Quote from: DrMongoose on Aug 30, 2024, 07:02 AMNo mentions of clock problems, so it actually worked this time?
Did they run out of water?


Stupid fuckers had traffic routed one way in the concourse. Lines a mile long.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: vegashog on Aug 30, 2024, 07:26 AM
gave up zero sacks. no snaps in the dirt. only one negative yardage play.

the 2nd and 3rd team defense kept the shutout. some of those guys might not see the field again this season.

and the old guy at wr may be more than just a cool story for the announcers.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Aug 30, 2024, 07:39 AM
We didn't learn what exactly our head coach's role in the program is. OL looked competent.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: hit_that_line on Aug 30, 2024, 07:46 AM
They are hoping to get fired soon so they can collect their payout and list the NWA house same day.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Texzilla on Aug 30, 2024, 07:47 AM
This was a perfect game for what it was supposed to be.  The 1's played flawless in the first half, 2's and 3's played great and showed they were way better than UAPB instead of playing at their level.  Liked that when we had our foot on their neck we didn't let up. Telling backups they need to burn clock and run basic plays isn't good mentally or developmentally (stfu Sam).

So team looked well coached.  No visible mental errors.  Nice seeing a Qb hit a wr in stride to get Yac.  Nice seeing a qb that isn't the fattest guy on the field.  Nice seeing an o line that seems to know basic concepts in footwork.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Aug 30, 2024, 07:49 AM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Aug 30, 2024, 12:27 AMSince when do the stats reflect a QB's yardage average, per attempt and not per completion? That's not right, is it?

Screenshot_20240830-072340.png

YPA is considered the superior stat because it weeds out the 50+ chukkers.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: mde114 on Aug 30, 2024, 08:18 AM
Just a great job by the team and coaching staff. Such a difference.

Looking forward to Okie State.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: PorkyPig on Aug 30, 2024, 08:25 AM
Last night was the first time in a long time we looked like we knew what we were doing.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Papa Pigeritus on Aug 30, 2024, 08:30 AM
It was nice not seeing any bone-headed mistakes or horribly timed, drive-killing trick plays for a change.

As someone said last night, I'm glad Enos and finger-tape are gone.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: woodhog14 on Aug 30, 2024, 08:44 AM
Quote from: jdcatty on Aug 29, 2024, 09:52 PMTo me, the best thing was we didn't make mistakes.  In 10 possessions in a row.  We had a few penalties, but the last 3 years we would have had 10 false starts in 10 possessions. 

That's a start.  Not sure we learned much else.
We had 1 penalty last night. The block in the back on Sategna's punt return.

It was great too see.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: woodhog14 on Aug 30, 2024, 08:46 AM
Quote from: piglosopher on Aug 29, 2024, 10:14 PMI remember us struggling to run the ball against the catamounts and Kent state
Yep! We avg 2 yards a carry in our opener against W. Carolina last year.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Aug 30, 2024, 08:49 AM
We've got the best combination of coordinator's we've ever had. Probably towards the bottom of the SEC talent wise. If this year goes sideways, it would be a shame to lose Petrino and Williams.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Aug 30, 2024, 08:54 AM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Aug 30, 2024, 08:49 AMWe've got the best combination of coordinator's we've ever had. Probably towards the bottom of the SEC talent wise. If this year goes sideways, it would be a shame to lose Petrino and Williams.

Yeah I doubt Gus keeps either of them
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: The Whyte Boar on Aug 30, 2024, 08:56 AM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Aug 30, 2024, 08:49 AMWe've got the best combination of coordinator's we've ever had. Probably towards the bottom of the SEC talent wise. If this year goes sideways, it would be a shame to lose Petrino and Williams.

You're probably right but honestly, how can you know that?  I haven't really kept up with recruiting or anything so there were only about five players out there that I'd even heard of before the game. 

It's sort of awesome in a way. Every year you get a chance to reload. 

I'm going to call this Kamala Harris football.  "Imagine what can be unburdened by what has been."
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on Aug 30, 2024, 08:58 AM
Quote from: PorkyPig on Aug 30, 2024, 08:25 AMLast night was the first time in a long time we looked like we knew what we were doing.

With the exception of the Petrino years, there haven't been many times this century where it didn't look like we were playing sandlot football.

In Nutt's best years, we were just really good at sandlot football.

Petrino's years were the only seasons I felt like we were trying to be a real football team.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: jdcatty on Aug 30, 2024, 09:11 AM
Quote from: woodhog14 on Aug 30, 2024, 08:44 AMWe had 1 penalty last night. The block in the back on Sategna's punt return.

It was great too see.

According to the Dem Gaz, we had 6 penalties.  But I agree we really cut down on silly mistakes, like false starts, etc.  And it was great to see.  Last year we would have had 6 in the first two drives, mainly false starts.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Son of Spam on Aug 30, 2024, 09:19 AM
Green's first few passes were off a bit, but it looked like his mechanics and nerves got straightened out as the game progressed. I thought Singleton was throwing darts and maybe had a little stronger arm. Both looked pretty good, so I think we will be OK at QB if one get injured. We played nearly errorless ball. BMFP makes a difference . No one wants to feel his wrath.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Papa Pigeritus on Aug 30, 2024, 09:22 AM
I may still be riding the high of the game and season starting, but it was good to see the linemen helping the running back up after a run again. That has been missing these past few years.

We also looked faster, even with the heat last night. Didn't notice many cramps - so maybe conditioning is going to be better this year.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Aug 30, 2024, 09:23 AM
Quote from: jdcatty on Aug 30, 2024, 09:11 AMAccording to the Dem Gaz, we had 6 penalties.  But I agree we really cut down on silly mistakes, like false starts, etc.  And it was great to see.  Last year we would have had 6 in the first two drives, mainly false starts.

Wally wrote anything about our moral failings?
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Papa Pigeritus on Aug 30, 2024, 09:24 AM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Aug 30, 2024, 09:23 AMWally wrote anything about our moral failings?

Wally thought we played Saturday.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: hit_that_line on Aug 30, 2024, 09:26 AM
Quote from: Papa Pigeritus on Aug 30, 2024, 09:22 AMI may still be riding the high of the game and season starting, but it was good to see the linemen helping the running back up after a run again. That has been missing these past few years.

We also looked faster, even with the heat last night. Didn't notice many cramps - so maybe conditioning is going to be better this year.
54 had a key block on Jackson's long TD run about 25 yards downfield.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: jdcatty on Aug 30, 2024, 09:33 AM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Aug 30, 2024, 09:23 AMWally wrote anything about our moral failings?

No, but he did complain about the air-conditioning and the plumbing in the press box.  I am gathering the press had to go down and pee with the common folks.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Papa Pigeritus on Aug 30, 2024, 09:37 AM
Quote from: hit_that_line on Aug 30, 2024, 09:26 AM54 had a key block on Jackson's long TD run about 25 yards downfield.

I like 54. That center bar helmet is throwing some SWC vibes.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: DRYANKNPULL on Aug 30, 2024, 09:48 AM
It was hot, it was on a neutral field. There were a lot of new personnel involved in their first game together. We played a substantially inferior team. Everything was in place to see a bunch of mistakes and win by five touchdowns. We played a very clean, relatively mistake free game. Very refreshing.

The oline looked good. The quarterback play was good. The defense seemed to be in right position without blown assignments. We will have to see what happens against equal and better talent, but if we continue doing these things, we can move the chains and make the stops to get the d off the field. Do that and we will be competitive and be in a lot of ball games. That's what you can have with quality coaching.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: bigpig on Aug 30, 2024, 09:52 AM
I'm not as giddy about the QB play as others are.

A lot Green's big completions were due to him having the cleanest pocket he'll see all year. He had hours to wait for the WR to get between the zones, etc. A lot of his misses would have been picked off by a DB with any degree of talent.

Also, we had a few 3rd and 10 / 3rd and 15 type passes that were caught but which never would have been against a real defense putting pressure on the QB.


We're going to be lightyears better than last year, due to having an OC with an otherworldly gift for scheming, but he can only do so much with so little to work with. I think next week we'll come down to earth.

/debbiedowned
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: DirkPiggler on Aug 30, 2024, 09:56 AM
Quote from: bigpig on Aug 30, 2024, 09:52 AMI'm not as giddy about the QB play as others are.

A lot Green's big completions were due to him having the cleanest pocket he'll see all year. He had hours to wait for the WR to get between the zones, etc. A lot of his misses would have been picked off by a DB with any degree of talent.

Also, we had a few 3rd and 10 / 3rd and 15 type passes that were caught but which never would have been against a real defense putting pressure on the QB.


We're going to be lightyears better than last year, due to having an OC with an otherworldly gift for scheming, but he can only do so much with so little to work with. I think next week we'll come down to earth.

/debbiedowned

Green was pretty inaccurate early on. He got better in the 2nd quarter. 
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: BASS on Aug 30, 2024, 09:59 AM
Need to get Green a shock collar that goes off every time he drops his elbow. Wear that bitch all week.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Pighair on Aug 30, 2024, 10:00 AM
Quote from: bigpig on Aug 30, 2024, 09:52 AMI'm not as giddy about the QB play as others are.

A lot Green's big completions were due to him having the cleanest pocket he'll see all year. He had hours to wait for the WR to get between the zones, etc. A lot of his misses would have been picked off by a DB with any degree of talent.

Also, we had a few 3rd and 10 / 3rd and 15 type passes that were caught but which never would have been against a real defense putting pressure on the QB.


We're going to be lightyears better than last year, due to having an OC with an otherworldly gift for scheming, but he can only do so much with so little to work with. I think next week we'll come down to earth.

/debbiedowned

Agree. That across the field throw to the hash mark would've been a pick six against SEC talent.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Papa Pigeritus on Aug 30, 2024, 10:06 AM
Quote from: DRYANKNPULL on Aug 30, 2024, 09:48 AMIt was hot, it was on a neutral field. There were a lot of new personnel involved in their first game together. We played a substantially inferior team. Everything was in place to see a bunch of mistakes and win by five touchdowns. We played a very clean, relatively mistake free game. Very refreshing.

The oline looked good. The quarterback play was good. The defense seemed to be in right position without blown assignments. We will have to see what happens against equal and better talent, but if we continue doing these things, we can move the chains and make the stops to get the d off the field. Do that and we will be competitive and be in a lot of ball games. That's what you can have with quality coaching.

Agree. And I think that is why so many of us are "giddy". We finally did what we were supposed to when playing an inferior opponent. We didn't fart around and have a hole to overcome at halftime.

Sure there are some things we can improve on, but fuck, we can now enjoy football the entire weekend without waiting on Yuri to fire Sam.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: The Whyte Boar on Aug 30, 2024, 10:18 AM
Here is what I know about Green.  If BMFP thinks Green is good enough to be his QB, he is better than anyone we've had up there since the first Allen boy (okay maybe the second).  But anyway, a long damned time.

That's the amount of faith I have in Petrino's knowledge and ability with QB's.  This kid definitely needs some work, but we know he'll get it.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: BEvERage on Aug 30, 2024, 12:03 PM
Quote from: hit_that_line on Aug 30, 2024, 09:26 AM54 had a key block on Jackson's long TD run about 25 yards downfield.
54 got one of those big assed fakes max from the 70's.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: hit_that_line on Aug 30, 2024, 12:03 PM
Quote from: BEvERage on Aug 30, 2024, 12:03 PM54 got one of those big assed fakes max from the 70's.
Sir it's a little early to be intoxicated.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: BEvERage on Aug 30, 2024, 12:08 PM
Quote from: hit_that_line on Aug 30, 2024, 12:03 PMSir it's a little early to be intoxicated.
My son in law from Swan Lake (who graduated from UAPB) informed me that was the way it is pronounced.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Texzilla on Aug 30, 2024, 02:02 PM
Quote from: jdcatty on Aug 30, 2024, 09:33 AMNo, but he did complain about the air-conditioning and the plumbing in the press box.  I am gathering the press had to go down and pee with the common folks.

Surely the pisstroughs were stocked with crushed ice like a fucking RitzCarlton right?
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Texzilla on Aug 30, 2024, 02:08 PM
Quote from: hit_that_line on Aug 30, 2024, 06:51 AMEven by War Memorial standards, that was a miserable experience. Quit fucking playing games there.

It looked horrible on TV regardless of the two asshats calling the game on what a glorious emporium it is and the scenic views. It looked like total shit, a big pisstrough.  Most high schools in New exams has far superior facilities.  I hope they bought the recruits some talented hookers to offset to miserable game experience.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: rzrbkfan69 on Aug 30, 2024, 02:59 PM
Quote from: Texzilla on Aug 30, 2024, 02:08 PMIt looked horrible on TV regardless of the two asshats calling the game on what a glorious emporium it is and the scenic views. It looked like total shit, a big pisstrough.  Most high schools in New exams has far superior facilities.  I hope they bought the recruits some talented hookers to offset to miserable game experience.

I about spit my drink out when I heard the announcers gushing over the stadium. WTF?
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: BleedinRed on Aug 30, 2024, 03:33 PM
The only thing that made War Memorial look bad on the TVs was the empty seats.  Had it been full then it would have looked awesome.  Just like a game in Fayetteville.  

The people of central Arkansas clearly don't support going to the game so stop playing there.  It really is simple.    

With all that said, the game would have been equally as poorly attended even if it had been played in Fayetteville.  And would have looked just as bad on the TVs.  
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Labhawg on Aug 30, 2024, 03:43 PM
 One has to wonder what could have been if Jimbo would have unleashed Bobby and given him free reign. Glad he didn't.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: The Whyte Boar on Aug 30, 2024, 03:45 PM
That was a hell of a lot better than we looked the last time BP had his first game at Fayetteville. 
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Spiderham on Aug 30, 2024, 03:50 PM
I live in LR, and grew up growing to games at War Memorial.  I used to love it.  Heck, we even went to the Razorback Red White games at War Memorial in the spring back in the day. 
It has been a fairly terrible experience the past several games with poor opponents, odd times, and unprepared stadium staff, resources.
It was 103 degrees on my truck when I left work yesterday.
I gave my tickets at War Memorial away.
There was no way I would go to War Memorial and watch them play UAPB in the heat when I could sit and watch them on the U. 

Move them all to Fayetteville after we hang half a hundred on the Injun Wolves next year.  
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: bigpig on Aug 30, 2024, 04:21 PM
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Aug 30, 2024, 03:45 PMThat was a hell of a lot better than we looked the last time BP had his first game at Fayetteville. 

To be fair, LaMo would probably put 50 up on UAPB
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: The Whyte Boar on Aug 30, 2024, 04:25 PM
Quote from: bigpig on Aug 30, 2024, 04:21 PMTo be fair, LaMo would probably put 50 up on UAPB

It wasn't LaMo.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Piggielicious on Aug 30, 2024, 04:26 PM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Aug 29, 2024, 09:57 PMI think we learned a lot tonight. 
Quote from: jdcatty on Aug 29, 2024, 09:52 PMTo me, the best thing was we didn't make mistakes.

They did make mistakes, but UAPB wasn't good enough to capitalize on them.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: vegashog on Aug 30, 2024, 04:39 PM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Aug 30, 2024, 03:33 PMWith all that said, the game would have been equally as poorly attended even if it had been played in Fayetteville.  And would have looked just as bad on the TVs. 
first game of the season, return of bmfp, and students on campus, yeah, i'll disagree with that all day long.

Quote from: Piggielicious on Aug 30, 2024, 04:26 PMThey did make mistakes, but UAPB wasn't good enough to capitalize on them.
please elaborate.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: animal on Aug 30, 2024, 05:17 PM
*Hot as fuck
*Economy sucks people aren't buying tickets to see UAPB get railed
*Hogs predicted to suck...not a lot of hype going into the season. If it weren't for Petrino nobody would give any fucks at all about Arkansas football right now.

I don't think the above things get negated by a plush modern stadium it can't hurt but people would come to WMS if we were good and it was a game worth coming to. 

Also I think there have been a bit of shenanigans with the scheduling to make sure there is low turn out. If that's a Saturday afternoon or night game people are probably gonna come. A work night, hot as fuck, shitty expectations. Nah.


Now this is where I'm going to suggest a possible thing here. A 30k max seat modern stadium with retractable roof that leans more so to hosting high school, FCS/D2 and the odd FBS contest makes sense. A venue that can do concerts, maybe even soccer matches or something. They could bulldoze the old girl down and rebuild and call it WMS by Waste Management.





Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: buff2.0 on Aug 30, 2024, 05:33 PM
Waste Management could build a giant inflatable dumpster and roll it in front of the tunnel as the losing team exits the field.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: animal on Aug 30, 2024, 06:07 PM
Firefly War Memorial Stadium shaped as Waste Management dumpster Little Rock, AR 66491(1).jpgThe stadium shaped like a 12 yard dumpster with giant plastic lids that flop down that act as the retractable roof. Don't get me started I got plenty of ideas here.
 
I suk at AI generation.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Piggielicious on Aug 30, 2024, 06:34 PM
Quote from: vegashog on Aug 30, 2024, 04:39 PMfirst game of the season, return of bmfp, and students on campus, yeah, i'll disagree with that all day long.
please elaborate.
Green missed on some easy passes and and one or two that would have been picks against better competition, Johnson getting burned for a td but their qb stepped out of bounds, Johnson's block in the back that negated a td - that's just off the top of my head.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: bigpig on Aug 30, 2024, 06:50 PM
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Aug 30, 2024, 04:25 PMIt wasn't LaMo.

Western Illinois who cares. Same point
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: The Whyte Boar on Aug 30, 2024, 07:30 PM
Quote from: bigpig on Aug 30, 2024, 06:50 PMWestern Illinois who cares. Same point

Just pointing out that your memory is faulty.  No big deal.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Aug 30, 2024, 09:23 PM
Quote from: Piggielicious on Aug 30, 2024, 06:34 PMGreen missed on some easy passes and and one or two that would have been picks against better competition, Johnson getting burned for a td but their qb stepped out of bounds, Johnson's block in the back that negated a td - that's just off the top of my head.

Johnson wasn't burned as much as he just let the interception go right through his hands.

And good pressure forced the QB out of bounds.

The block in the back was stupid though. 
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: DrMongoose on Aug 31, 2024, 07:23 AM
Can we all agree that we never ever need to have UAPB as an opponent again.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: animal on Aug 31, 2024, 07:26 AM
Quote from: DrMongoose on Aug 31, 2024, 07:23 AMCan we all agree that we never ever need to have UAPB as an opponent again.
Pretty confident Harding would have given better effort 
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: hit_that_line on Aug 31, 2024, 07:49 AM
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Aug 30, 2024, 09:23 PMJohnson wasn't burned as much as he just let the interception go right through his hands.

And good pressure forced the QB out of bounds.

The block in the back was stupid though. 

Johnson and lil' Huddy are both liabilities. Secondary will get exposed in the SEC.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: vegashog on Aug 31, 2024, 07:57 AM
clark didn't start. metcalf beat him out.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Lurk on Aug 31, 2024, 07:58 AM
Quote from: vegashog on Aug 31, 2024, 07:57 AMclark didn't start. metcalf beat him out.
That's a good sign. Clark isn't terrible.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: DirkPiggler on Aug 31, 2024, 08:10 AM
Quote from: Lurk on Aug 31, 2024, 07:58 AMThat's a good sign. Clark isn't terrible.

Clark isn't as bad as everyone makes him out to be.   He is too slow for the position but is usually in the right place.  You just can't let him get matched up man-to-man with anyone other than maybe a blocking TE. 
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: animal on Aug 31, 2024, 08:25 AM
Clark I think is probably better suited as a reserve guy that comes in when we go zone. That's more his speed. Johnson is supposedly greatly improved...we'll just have to see. Are we sure he was the #8 that pushed a guy in the back. I just assume we have 17 #8s on the roster.

Looking at the defensive stat lines. Usually there would be a couple guys getting a good deal of the tackles. This looks like a stat line from Freshman mode of the video football game. Max 2 tackles...lots of guys getting 1 tackle. Crazy offensive stat lines.

Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: vegashog on Aug 31, 2024, 08:30 AM
388lb freshman tied for sacks is pretty crazy.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: hit_that_line on Aug 31, 2024, 08:51 AM
Clark and Johnson are both slow of foot.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Lurk on Aug 31, 2024, 08:54 AM
Quote from: vegashog on Aug 31, 2024, 08:30 AM388lb freshman tied for sacks is pretty crazy.
I didn't even try to learn the new lineup. Every year from here on out, break out the roster on the iPad. The next game will be easier to tell who's where and what number they are.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: animal on Aug 31, 2024, 08:57 AM
On the website Dozier is 83, on google's box score he wore 88. Not sure which is correct.


Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: The Whyte Boar on Aug 31, 2024, 11:15 AM
Quote from: Lurk on Aug 31, 2024, 08:54 AMI didn't even try to learn the new lineup. Every year from here on out, break out the roster on the iPad. The next game will be easier to tell who's where and what number they are.

I think I'm actually going to enjoy it.  An opportunity every year to upgrade talent...or not.  You never know what you are going to get. 
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Mazeppa Pompazoidi on Aug 31, 2024, 11:31 AM
Quote from: animal on Aug 31, 2024, 07:26 AMPretty confident Harding would have given better effort

Hell, Bryant HS would have been more competitive.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: jdcatty on Aug 31, 2024, 04:04 PM
Quote from: DrMongoose on Aug 31, 2024, 07:23 AMCan we all agree that we never ever need to have UAPB as an opponent again.


But, but, but... the elf says we need to play them every year...

I wholeheartedly agree with you and Petrino.  Just give them the damn money.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Barton Fink on Aug 31, 2024, 04:24 PM
If you're expected to be good, and coming off a good year, I agree we shouldn't be playing them. I do think this team probably needed a confidence boost by blowing someone out.

It's good to have some games where your backups get a lot of reps.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Aug 31, 2024, 06:14 PM
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Aug 31, 2024, 08:10 AMClark isn't as bad as everyone makes him out to be.   He is too slow for the position but is usually in the right place.  You just can't let him get matched up man-to-man with anyone other than maybe a blocking TE. 

I agree. Unfortunately these days there's even less of a spot for a sub-200 pound LB like Bua.

Maybe we can get him NIL sponsored by an HGH company.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: jdcatty on Aug 31, 2024, 08:13 PM
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Aug 31, 2024, 08:10 AMClark isn't as bad as everyone makes him out to be.   He is too slow for the position but is usually in the right place.  You just can't let him get matched up man-to-man with anyone other than maybe a blocking TE. 

I agree with most this.  He is actually pretty good.  Just a step slow.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Spiderham on Aug 31, 2024, 08:46 PM
Quote from: Lurk on Aug 31, 2024, 08:54 AMI didn't even try to learn the new lineup. Every year from here on out, break out the roster on the iPad. The next game will be easier to tell who's where and what number they are.
I actually know the lineup this year better than some recent years due to playing EA Sports College Football.   :D
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Texzilla on Sep 01, 2024, 08:24 AM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Aug 31, 2024, 04:24 PMIf you're expected to be good, and coming off a good year, I agree we shouldn't be playing them. I do think this team probably needed a confidence boost by blowing someone out.

It's good to have some games where your backups get a lot of reps.

Absolutely.  I don't like Sam cutting ten minutes off the game.  Those players needed more time to play and develop. 
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Natty_Ice on Sep 01, 2024, 08:33 PM
UAPB band went viral for playing the Cody Rhodes theme song:

https://twitter.com/WeWantCody_/status/1829519676898250773?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1829927086481436899%7Ctwgr%5Ef0b212a2a4606af34d16b9bd61c9d47dd52ae692%7Ctwcon%5Es3_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.espn.com%2Fwwe%2Fstory%2F_%2Fid%2F41072716%2Fcody-rhodes-kingdom-arkansas-pine-bluff-golden-lions-cfb-marching-band
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Natty_Ice on Sep 01, 2024, 08:35 PM
https://x.com/ThePRIDE2k18/status/1830231011797688655
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Sep 01, 2024, 08:44 PM
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Sep 01, 2024, 08:33 PMUAPB band went viral for playing the Cody Rhodes theme song:

https://twitter.com/WeWantCody_/status/1829519676898250773?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1829927086481436899%7Ctwgr%5Ef0b212a2a4606af34d16b9bd61c9d47dd52ae692%7Ctwcon%5Es3_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.espn.com%2Fwwe%2Fstory%2F_%2Fid%2F41072716%2Fcody-rhodes-kingdom-arkansas-pine-bluff-golden-lions-cfb-marching-band

I'm sure this should be obvious but who is Cody Rhodes?
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Natty_Ice on Sep 01, 2024, 08:48 PM
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Sep 01, 2024, 08:44 PMI'm sure this should be obvious but who is Cody Rhodes?

current WWE champ, son of Dusty Rhodes
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: RPL on Sep 01, 2024, 08:51 PM
Some white wrestler according to the Google machine.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Lurk on Sep 01, 2024, 09:33 PM
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Sep 01, 2024, 08:33 PMUAPB band went viral for playing the Cody Rhodes theme song:

https://twitter.com/WeWantCody_/status/1829519676898250773?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1829927086481436899%7Ctwgr%5Ef0b212a2a4606af34d16b9bd61c9d47dd52ae692%7Ctwcon%5Es3_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.espn.com%2Fwwe%2Fstory%2F_%2Fid%2F41072716%2Fcody-rhodes-kingdom-arkansas-pine-bluff-golden-lions-cfb-marching-band
Good lord, there's a whole row of Lizzo's back there.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: TC on Sep 01, 2024, 10:49 PM
Quote from: Texzilla on Sep 01, 2024, 08:24 AMAbsolutely.  I don't like Sam cutting ten minutes off the game.  Those players needed more time to play and develop. 

We were gonna hang a hunnert on them if they didn't shorten the 2nd. Thats not good for anyone.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: DrMongoose on Sep 02, 2024, 09:31 AM
Quote from: Texzilla on Sep 01, 2024, 08:24 AMAbsolutely.  I don't like Sam cutting ten minutes off the game.  Those players needed more time to play and develop. 

If the other side is so bad you have to shorten the game, there is no way they are giving your guys an opportunity to develop. That is worse than going against air.

Whoever thought this was a good idea to schedule this game is likely the same group that thought Chad Morris was a good hire. Our program is being hampered by these people and their egos.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: The Whyte Boar on Sep 02, 2024, 09:41 AM
I watched it again and IT WAS awful.  It was like the state championship high school varsity going up against the 7th grade team.  Can anyone say that they had a single player who could make our three deep?  I don't know. 

But it may have been useful anyway.  Remember how everyone used to make a big deal about Petrino not even letting the defense make plays in practice because he wanted our offense to get everything EXACTLY right?  Will, this was just a step up from that.  It was a defense that was not capable of doing anything and so we could work on our execution.  Mostly it seemed pretty good.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: woodhog14 on Sep 02, 2024, 12:07 PM
Quote from: Texzilla on Sep 01, 2024, 08:24 AMAbsolutely.  I don't like Sam cutting ten minutes off the game.  Those players needed more time to play and develop. 
I was the right thing to do. Anything to bash Sam though I guess (I'm not a Sam fan BTW).

Auburn did the same thing in their game. 10 minute 3rd and 4th qtrs.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Sep 02, 2024, 10:09 PM
Quote from: DrMongoose on Sep 02, 2024, 09:31 AMIf the other side is so bad you have to shorten the game, there is no way they are giving your guys an opportunity to develop. That is worse than going against air.

Whoever thought this was a good idea to schedule this game is likely the same group that thought Chad Morris was a good hire. Our program is being hampered by these people and their egos.

Maybe it's the same people who scheduled Furman against Ole Miss and Alabama A&M against Auburn. 
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: DirkPiggler on Sep 03, 2024, 07:54 AM
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Sep 02, 2024, 10:09 PMMaybe it's the same people who scheduled Furman against Ole Miss and Alabama A&M against Auburn. 

One of these games per year is great.  A lot of guys played Thursday that won't see the field the rest of the year.  We got live game reps for those players that will help them for the future, and help coaches evaluate them when it comes time to prepare for next season and/or cull players into the portal. 

Confidence is key for teams like us, Ole Miss (normally), State, Missouri, etc in the middle-lower tier talent wise.  Winning a few games early, even against substandard opponents, can build momentum and help you win some of those one score games or possibly upset some more talented teams down the stretch.  Lose a couple of early ones like last year and the whole team can develop self-doubt at best or a terminal case of the fuckits at worst and tank a season. 
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Post by: Texzilla on Sep 03, 2024, 08:34 AM
Quote from: Lurk on Sep 01, 2024, 09:33 PMGood lord, there's a whole row of Lizzo's back there.

I'll never understand how the Razorback band sucks so bad compared to a band like this. UAPB band should be contracted to play at our games, and they can have our crew or just use their jr varsity band.  They need the money. 
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Feral on Sep 03, 2024, 09:17 AM
Quote from: Natty_Ice on Sep 01, 2024, 08:33 PMUAPB band went viral for playing the Cody Rhodes theme song:

https://twitter.com/WeWantCody_/status/1829519676898250773?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1829927086481436899%7Ctwgr%5Ef0b212a2a4606af34d16b9bd61c9d47dd52ae692%7Ctwcon%5Es3_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.espn.com%2Fwwe%2Fstory%2F_%2Fid%2F41072716%2Fcody-rhodes-kingdom-arkansas-pine-bluff-golden-lions-cfb-marching-band

Yeah, but can they play Hey Jude?
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: vegashog on Sep 03, 2024, 09:36 AM
Quote from: Texzilla on Sep 03, 2024, 08:34 AMI'll never understand how the Razorback band sucks so bad compared to a band like this. UAPB band should be contracted to play at our games, and they can have our crew or just use their jr varsity band.  They need the money. 
hbcu's take their bands seriously. uapb played at a saints game last year.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: animal on Sep 03, 2024, 10:02 AM
My brother got a schollie offer to be in UAPB band back in the early 90s but choose not to pursue it.

Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: Thin Red Swine on Sep 03, 2024, 11:44 AM
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Sep 03, 2024, 07:54 AMOne of these games per year is great.  A lot of guys played Thursday that won't see the field the rest of the year.  We got live game reps for those players that will help them for the future, and help coaches evaluate them when it comes time to prepare for next season and/or cull players into the portal. 

Confidence is key for teams like us, Ole Miss (normally), State, Missouri, etc in the middle-lower tier talent wise.  Winning a few games early, even against substandard opponents, can build momentum and help you win some of those one score games or possibly upset some more talented teams down the stretch.  Lose a couple of early ones like last year and the whole team can develop self-doubt at best or a terminal case of the fuckits at worst and tank a season. 

Exactly. Huge value in that game specifically for us.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: egregious on Sep 03, 2024, 12:29 PM
Quote from: Feral on Sep 03, 2024, 09:17 AMYeah, but can they play Hey Jude?

No but I bet they can play Hey Muthafucka
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: HogOfWar on Sep 03, 2024, 12:42 PM
Quote from: Texzilla on Sep 03, 2024, 08:34 AMI'll never understand how the Razorback band sucks so bad compared to a band like this. UAPB band should be contracted to play at our games, and they can have our crew or just use their jr varsity band.  They need the money. 

Hold your horses!

We got updates to enhance our game day experience this year. Check out the exerprtfrom an email I got today:

QuotePregame Band Show: The new pregame show will blend classic Razorback traditions with additional fan engagement and energy featuring familiar music and visual elements that our fans love.

Following the game, fans are invited to join in our post-game tradition of singing along with the Razorback Band as they play the University of Arkansas Alma Mater.

 Pregame flyovers are scheduled for every game this season, starting with USAF F-16's for the home-opener vs. UAB on September 14. Additional details on flyovers, including information on the aircraft and crew, will be released each game week.

Frisbee Dogs will be in attendance for a performance on September 14 (UAB). The U.S. Navy Leap Frogs Parachute team will drop into the stadium during the pregame on Oct. 5 (Tennessee).

Arkansas Flag: A new giant Arkansas Flag will be introduced into the gameday experience to showcase the pride of the Natural State and will be held by pre-selected fans and students, each game.

Kick for Cash: One randomly selected fan will have the opportunity to kick a field goal for $10,000 at each and every home game.
Title: Re: Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread
Post by: wmr on Sep 03, 2024, 02:02 PM
They did it a little different.  No alma mater, replaced it with Rock & Roll.  It could be ok if everybody joins in the We're Gonna Beat the Hell Outta You part.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=745DA-P-8WI