Texas Game Thread

Started by Texzilla, Nov 16, 2024, 10:29 AM

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DirkPiggler

Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 16, 2024, 01:13 PMTessitore calls a great game.

He's the new Musberger.  Leans into the drama. 
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Barton Fink

Any chance we get a first down here?

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 16, 2024, 01:22 PMFirst down kill shot?

Let's just keep getting 5-10 yards on the ground.

We don't have the guy to deliver a kill shot.


BASS

Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

BASS

Or give me 37 6 yard runs
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Sus-Scrofa


Hognrock

Remember the last drive against LSU when we went to the Sugar Bowl. Ran it down their throats. Seems similar.

BleedinRed

That's a catch.  Bet Texas gets the call.  

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Hognrock

Fuck Texass btw. Haven't put that in writing today

BASS

Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Thin Red Swine

SEC replay fuckery incoming.

Barton Fink

Here comes the fucking...

BleedinRed

Remember, ruling was a catch.  Don't see indisputable evidence.  

buff2.0

School should be handing trash out to fans just in case they reverse this
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Show-Me Hog

What is there guest ref seeing? The ball never touched the ground at any point.

Barton Fink

You can't tell if the ball touches the ground.

BASS

Quote from: Hognrock on Nov 16, 2024, 01:26 PMFuck Texass btw. Haven't put that in writing today

Amen. Fuck Texas
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Thin Red Swine

That ball never even touched the ground.

BleedinRed

Wow.  SEC must still have confidence Texas is going to win.