Happy New Years

Started by SwahiliSteve, Dec 31, 2024, 01:25 PM

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BASS

i'm going to brave it.  got an invite from a very nice looking bolivian lady to meet her for drinks and ringing in the new year.  just don't know where i'm supposed to meet her yet, she's going to text me later.  any other piggas going to be out on dickson?
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Barton Fink

Quote from: BASS on Dec 31, 2025, 05:44 PMi'm going to brave it.  got an invite from a very nice looking bolivian lady to meet her for drinks and ringing in the new year.  just don't know where i'm supposed to meet her yet, she's going to text me later.  any other piggas going to be out on dickson?

Hope you don't wake up missing a kidney. Prayers up  :leo:

Son of Spam

Quote from: BASS on Dec 31, 2025, 05:44 PMi'm going to brave it.  got an invite from a very nice looking bolivian lady to meet her for drinks and ringing in the new year.  just don't know where i'm supposed to meet her yet, she's going to text me later.  any other piggas going to be out on dickson?
If you were over this way, I would try to line you up with a gorgeous Venezuelan woman that is freshly divorced. She looks like a $400 government check.
Well, shit...

Barton Fink

Me and Mrs. Fink are celebrating our 15th anniversary today. Got a Deluca's pizza for dinner and plan on watching football all night. You degens stay safe out there.

Son of Spam

Quote from: Barton Fink on Dec 31, 2025, 05:53 PMMe and Mrs. Fink are celebrating our 15th anniversary today. Got a Deluca's pizza for dinner and plan on watching football all night. You degens stay safe out there.
Happy Anniversary!
Well, shit...

Barton Fink

Quote from: Son of Spam on Dec 31, 2025, 05:54 PMHappy Anniversary!

Thx, it's flown by. Would do it again in a heartbeat.

TC

Quote from: Barton Fink on Dec 31, 2025, 05:53 PMMe and Mrs. Fink are celebrating our 15th anniversary today. Got a Deluca's pizza for dinner and plan on watching football all night. You degens stay safe out there.

Happy Anniversary!

Corn Pop

Quote from: Barton Fink on Dec 31, 2025, 05:53 PMMe and Mrs. Fink are celebrating our 15th anniversary today. Got a Deluca's pizza for dinner and plan on watching football all night. You degens stay safe out there.

Happy Anniversary BF!
I really don't care, Margaret.

BASS

Happy anniversary Barton
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

mr.zorak

Hope it goes well Bass.  Congratulations BF.

I bet I am asleep before midnight lol!
"Top Ten Dooshapalooza Finalist Threeve Years Running"

"He has no time for sons of dicks and bitches."
~Third_down_draw

Son of Spam

Quote from: mr.zorak on Dec 31, 2025, 06:37 PMHope it goes well Bass.  Congratulations BF.

I bet I am asleep before midnight lol!
I KNOW I will be asleep before midnight. Just like the past 20 years.
Well, shit...

buff2.0

Quote from: Son of Spam on Dec 31, 2025, 06:42 PMI KNOW I will be asleep before midnight. Just like the past 20 years.

I'm usually in bed by 10.  I don't see any reason to break that routine for this one night out of the year.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BASS

Quote from: Son of Spam on Dec 31, 2025, 06:42 PMI KNOW I will be asleep before midnight. Just like the past 20 years.

i hope i'm driving her home at midnight
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

buff2.0

Quote from: BASS on Dec 31, 2025, 06:51 PMi hope i'm driving her home at midnight

And if it doesn't work out you can just offer to call her an Uber and then let ICE take her home
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BASS

Quote from: buff2.0 on Dec 31, 2025, 06:52 PMAnd if it doesn't work out you can just offer to call her an Uber and then let ICE take her home

you can't get advice like this just anywhere folks
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Barton Fink


dhog

Quote from: Barton Fink on Dec 31, 2025, 05:53 PMMe and Mrs. Fink are celebrating our 15th anniversary today. Got a Deluca's pizza for dinner and plan on watching football all night. You degens stay safe out
there.
Happy anniversary! Our anniversary was yesterday. 42 yrs, 3 Kids and 6 grandsons. Been a great ride!!

Barton Fink

We got 3 kids (none together) and 3 grandkids (all boys). Seeing your kids raise kids is a hoot.

HogglyWoggly


Cornhogio

Quote from: Barton Fink on Dec 31, 2025, 05:53 PMMe and Mrs. Fink are celebrating our 15th anniversary today. Got a Deluca's pizza for dinner and plan on watching football all night. You degens stay safe out there.

Forty years ago today I proposed to my wife.  Hope she never comes to her senses.

Happy New Years you 'uns. 
Never squat with your spurs on!