Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!

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Barton Fink

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Jan 09, 2024, 10:36 PMI think in another thread someone asked what I was doing in arkansas this weekend and wanting to see if I wanted to shoot guns. I responded I don't have time...gotta hide a dead body in a turtle farm in SE arkansas

I've heard pigs are a good choice for one such things.




The Reverend SnoopHogg

Quote from: Barton Fink on Jan 13, 2024, 09:18 AMI've heard pigs are a good choice for one such things.





I know for a fact they can devour a deer in under an hour, leaving nothing but hair and the big bones, and not many of them.

Lurk

Quote from: The Reverend SnoopHogg on Jan 13, 2024, 09:46 AMI know for a fact they can devour a deer in under an hour, leaving nothing but hair and the big bones, and not many of them.
I fed a 10 lb ham to ours and the boar ate bone and all in about 5 minutes.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

The Reverend SnoopHogg

Quote from: Lurk on Jan 13, 2024, 09:51 AMI fed a 10 lb ham to ours and the boar ate bone and all in about 5 minutes.

Those big boars will crush anything they can get their mouth around. 

HogOfWar

So apparently small earthquakes were happening around Lake Arcadia here near Edmond last night and early this morning. I didn't feel them, but was told they felt them near the airport.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

HogOfWar

The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Lurk

"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

DRYANKNPULL

Years ago Muzzy really wanted me to get Frankie a woopig tee shirt. You can only attempt to contact an autistic Canadian youth so many times with the lure of a tee shirt before it gets kind of weird.

buff2.0

You gotta make it smell like maple syrup and poutine.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

mr.zorak

Quote from: The Reverend SnoopHogg on Jan 13, 2024, 09:52 AMThose big boars will crush anything they can get their mouth around. 

Big Boars: Joe Bob's Girlfriends?
"Top Ten Dooshapalooza Finalist Threeve Years Running"

"He has no time for sons of dicks and bitches."
~Third_down_draw

Hognrock

Quote from: The Reverend SnoopHogg on Jan 13, 2024, 09:52 AMThose big boars will crush anything they can get their mouth around. 

I knew a couple girls like that in HS. Could suck the chrome off a bumper.

SwahiliSteve

Quote from: Texzilla on Jan 12, 2024, 11:27 PMAre you still at the airport?  If waiting still you can sneak around and take the secret elevators down to the underground city rants a mile down. 


no I finally got out of there at midnight on Thursday. ATM it's super cold here and 1 degree. It apparently snowed a lot overnight but Lisa Hildago didn't tell us it was gonna snow.
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

Too Big Pig

Weather hasn't hit and my power just went out.

Why couldn't this have happened during the game?
"When life gives you lemons...fuck life"
- Sir John Michael of Oklahoma

SwahiliSteve

It's -3 here at the moment. It snowed last night which the weather people didn't say was gonna happen. I can't even keep my downstairs warm with the heat blasting. Supposed to snow all tomorrow night into Monday here. I'm just gonna stay in the bed
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

hit_that_line

The older I get, the more I hate the cold. Fuck this weather.

HogOfWar

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Jan 13, 2024, 06:16 PMIt's -3 here at the moment. It snowed last night which the weather people didn't say was gonna happen. I can't even keep my downstairs warm with the heat blasting. Supposed to snow all tomorrow night into Monday here. I'm just gonna stay in the bed

Have you invited your boyfriend over?
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Thin Red Swine


SwahiliSteve

Quote from: HogOfWar on Jan 13, 2024, 07:10 PMHave you invited your boyfriend over?
he lives with me. Who do you think does the cooking and cleaning? Not me
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

buff2.0

The world just needs more mandatory electric furnaces and vehicles. That'll solve everything.

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"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Third_down_draw

I sure hope Putin doesn't turn off the texass power grid this weekend.