Hogs vs Portland—Baseball

[DirkPiggler]

I think that since HTL always talks about how well off he is, we should just make him the permanent steak dinner purchaser.

Was trying to cut him a break since he owes us one from last week. 

Maybe he can buy one for each of us.

[Son of Spam]

Was trying to cut him a break since he owes us one from last week. 

Maybe he can buy one for each of us.

Yeah, I just thought that may take the pressure off of everyone else.

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 6th.

Helfrick strikes out swinging.  1 out.

Thomas strikes out looking.  2 outs.

Davalan walks.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Wehiwa SAYS FUCK YO COUCH AGAIN SPARE RAPINOE TWIN!  PISS MISSILE TO CF JUST LEFT OF THE BATTER'S EYE!  HOGS LEAD 20-3!  2 outs.

Diggs walks.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Kuhio grounds out to SS. 3 outs. 

End 6th.  Missed PAT means Hogs up 20-3. 

[BleedinRed]

Best hitting team in years.  

[DirkPiggler]

Top 7th.

Nitwitz flies out to the wall in LF.  1 out.

Bean singles to LF.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Hebert bloops one to LF...Wehiwa with the basket catch with his back to the plate!  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Howard singles to CF.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.

Katayama-Stall strikes out looking for the final of the day.  3 outs.

HOGS WIN 20-3!

[BEvERage]

I was left wanting moar.

[wmr]

Fuck me.  We have bats.  Now, I've just jinxed the fuck out of it.

But I was wrong in my hyperventilation in Arlington.

Fun team to watch.  Hope it keeps going.  Any pitcher is going to hate going up against our current line-up.

I haven't felt this optimistic since 2018.

:sad trombone:

[BASS]

We have bats against shitty pitchers

Imma hold judgement until we are dropping double digits on SEC pitching on the reg

[wmr]

We have bats against shitty pitchers

Imma hold judgement until we are dropping double digits on SEC pitching on the reg

Smart.  I was drunk and on dope when I made the previous post.  I do like how DVH has NateyBoy in the dugout and in always on his shoulder.

[BASS]

That's the way to start the second half

[Son of Spam]

That's the way to start the second half

They don't play half's in baseball. 

[BASS]

They don't play half's in baseball. 

Fucking threads. It'd be nice if I could post in the right one

[Usafhawg]

We have bats against shitty pitchers

Imma hold judgement until we are dropping double digits on SEC pitching on the reg

This guy pitched the second game against us.

https://x.com/bigdonkey47/status/1898158414666051911?t=u_mn0Wmze0fCHjD2S61ZMg&s=19

[Sus-Scrofa]

Fucking threads. 

That's down in Crapola.

[Son of Spam]

Game 2. Root on the mound for the Hogs.

Nitwits leads off for the Pilots. Grounds out to third. The throw is off line, but Kozeal makes the tag. 1 away.

Bean goes down looking. 2 away.

Hebert grounds out to short.

Mid first : Pilots 0

[HogglyWoggly]

anybody got a bootleg link for the game?

[Son of Spam]

Bottom of the second. Segel (RHP) on the mound.

Davalan leads off. Lines a single to left. 1 on.

Aloy the Elder flies out to center. Runner holds. 1 away.

Kozeal grounds out to second. 2 away. Runner at second.

Aloy the Younger grounds out slowly to third.

0-0 after 1.

[Son of Spam]

Top of the second.

Toglia leads off. Flies out to shallow left. 1 down.

Katayama-Stall runs the count full. Goes down swinging. 2 away.

Salk (first name Jonas...long lost relative of the polio vaccine inventor) flies out to short center.

0-0 mid second.

[Son of Spam]

Bottom of the second.

Our Aussie (Iredale) leads off. Goes down swinging. 1 away.

Diggs grounds out 3-1. 2 away.

Helfrick grounds out to short.

0-0 after 2.

[Son of Spam]

Top of the third.

Swygart leads off. Goes down swinging, 1 away.

McCarthy goes down swinging. 2 away.

Muench (not to be confused with Edvard Munch the artist) walks on strike three. 1 on.

Nitwitz goes down swinging.

Mid third, 0-0