Golf 2025

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Vito Porkleone

They used to have a one-man scramble at a course I played quite a bit.  Only played it once and shot -7.  Since I could reach all of the par 5's in 2, it was a pretty good course for that format.  If I get two shots at the approach, and two shots to chip it close, I like my chances.

BASS

I wish I was good at golf.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

The Whyte Boar

Quote from: BASS on Aug 24, 2026, 12:25 PMI wish I was good at golf.

No you don't and no one is good at golf unless he is on tour and some of those guys are absolutely miserable.  If you don't play, count yourself lucky and do something useful.

BASS

I play a few times a year, usually only 9 holes at a time.

If I was honest with my scoring I'd probably shoot in the 60's - 70's on 9 holes.


Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

The Whyte Boar

Bryson just did his Break 50 with Gary Player.  They didn't do it but at 90 years old Player drove it 251 right down the pipe on the last hole.  He was doing that all day.  Amazing!

The Whyte Boar

Anybody paying attention to the Good Good scandal?  My goodness the golf establishment is a bunch of PC faggots.

rzrbkfan69

Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Aug 26, 2026, 01:10 PMAnybody paying attention to the Good Good scandal?  My goodness the golf establishment is a bunch of PC faggots.

It's ridiculous. And now, Golf Galaxy and Dick's Sporting Goods have pulled Good Good merchandise from their shelves.

Vito Porkleone

It's stupid.  If the guy tackled another guy, they would be screaming about toxic masculinity.  If the girl tackles the guy, it would be the best thing ever.  If you don't put a female golfer in the ad, you're not inclusive.

Wokeness will be the death of us.

GeoHogsGeo

Little Lebowski Urban Achiever

GeoHogsGeo

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Aug 24, 2026, 10:58 AMHeard a similar (but reverse) story of someone who supposedly met Arnold Palmer. The guy was a pretty good scratch golfer and mentioned maybe going for the PGA Senior Tour.

Arnie's advice was, hit two balls for every shot. Play worst ball. If you score 75 or better, OK you can think about it.

Consistency.

Played in a scramble a few years ago that was set up in like a "Heaven" and "Hell" format. Some holes gave players advantages (Heaven), others...not so much (Hell).
One of the "Hell" holes was that you had to play the worse shot unless it was the putt that finished the hole.
Little Lebowski Urban Achiever

BASS

Justin Rose with an ace on the ninth. Then si woo Kim holes out from the fairway for an eagle on ten.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

BASS

Scottie getting it done today
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Son of Spam

Quote from: BASS on Aug 30, 2026, 04:44 PMScottie getting it done today
It is like when he plays, everyone else is playing for second place.
Well, shit...

Thin Red Swine

Don't look now but the US is in the final stages of choking away another biennial event against the Euros.


Barton Fink

I'll never understand yelling like an idiot at a golf tournament

DrMongoose

Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 27, 2026, 03:26 PMI'll never understand yelling like an idiot at a golf tournament

Former Razorback the idiot yelled at
Check your damn blood pressure!

"But I think we're set up to compete really well in the Southeastern Conference, especially now with the new revenue sharing model."." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

jdcatty

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Sep 13, 2026, 09:45 AMDon't look now but the US is in the final stages of choking away another biennial event against the Euros.



This didn't age well
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

Barton Fink

Helluva comeback

rzrbkfan69

Quote from: jdcatty on Sep 27, 2026, 04:43 PMThis didn't age well

Actually it's aging fine. The ladies choked against the Euros two weeks ago. There are no Euros in the Presidents Cup.

Boarat

https://x.com/cackalacman/status/2105390540468396429?s=46&t=Z4r2QIiNNsZM5Lty4ufQXQ

Your favorite woopigger reported years ago Amy was dicked down by MJ.