Hogs vs South Carolina—Baseball

[Son of Spam]

Bottom of the first. Stone (RHP) on the mound.

Davalan leads off. Ground soit to first. 1 away.

Aloy the Elder runs the count full. Swinging bunt single to no man's land just past the pitcher. 1 on.

Maxwell singles to right. Runners at the corners, 1 out.

Aloy the Younger goes down looking, 2 away. And did I say fuck this ump?

Iredale flies out in foul territory in right,

0-0 after 1.

[Son of Spam]

Top of the second.

Jones goes down swinging. 1 down.

Mashore (snicker) grounds out to second. 2 down.

LeCroy runs the count full. Again, fuck this ump. Goes down looking,

Mid second: 0-0

[Son of Spam]

Bottom of the second.

Kozeal doubles to left.

Helfrick grounds out sharply to third. Runner holds. 1 away.

Souza flies out to short left.  2 away.

Thomas single to left. Run scores. HIGS LEAD 1-0!

Davalan up. Thomas picked off in a rundown.

Hogs lead 1-0 after 2.

[Son of Spam]

Top of the third.

Carrion (looking for something dead) leads off. Grounds out to third. 1 away.

Kaczmar (sounds like a Zeppelin song) grounds to first, near second. The throw goes to Root but he is late covering. Runner safe.

Hall up. Kacsmar picked off first by Root. 2 away. Hall goes down looking,

1-0 Us mid 3.

[Son of Spam]

Bottom of the third.

Davalan leads off. Doubles off the top,of the wall in left.

Aloy the Elder with a bloop,fly out to second. 1 away.

Maxwell is HBP. Runners at first and second, 1 out.

Aloy the Younger walks on 4 pitches. Bases loaded. BEER HATS ENGAGED!

Iredale runs the count full. Walks. Run scores. 2-0 HOGS. BASES STILL LOADED.

Kozeal goes down swinging. 2 away.

Helfrick walks. Run scores. 3-0 Hogs. Bases still loaded.

Souza grounds one through th wicket of the second baseman into center. 2 runs score. Hogs lead 5-0. Runners at the corners, 2 outs.

Thomas goes down looking.

Hogs lead 5-0 after 3.

[Son of Spam]

Top of the fourth.

Stone leads off. Full count. Goes down looking, 1 away.

Petry flies out to Aloy at second. 2 away.

Scobey Doo goes down looking.

5-0 Hogs mid 4.

[Barton Fink]

Root with a really solid 4 innings

[Son of Spam]

Bottom of the fourth. Becker (WHP) in to pitch.

Davalan singles to left.

Aloy the Elder goes down swinging. 1 away.


Maxwell BLASTS ONE OVER THE FENCE IN RIGHT CENTER! 7-0 HOGS!

Aloy the Younger flies out to the track in left center. 2 away.

Iredale goes down on a bad called check swing.

HOGS LEAD 7-0 after 4.
 

[BASS]

It was too high

[obijuana]

It was too high

Too high? What does that mean, too high?

[Son of Spam]

Top of the fifth.

Jones leads off. Goes down swinging. 1 down.

Mash Whore runs the count full on strike three. Walks. Fuck this ump.

LeCroy doubles to the gap in right center. Runners at second and third, 1 out,

Carrion our wayward son. Chops,out to short. Run scores. 7-1 Higs. 2 outs.

PH Tippett in for Kaczmar. Flies out to shallow left.

7-1 Hogs mid 5.

[Hognrock]

I guess I either missed it or forgot that Mainieri is the coach at SC.

Root has had a muuuuch better outing that he did at Ole Piss.

[Son of Spam]

I guess I either missed it or forgot that Mainieri is the coach at SC.

Root has had a muuuuch better outing that he did at Ole Piss.

He was nearly decapitated by a bat just now. Mainieri that is.

[Son of Spam]

Bottom of the fifth.

Kozeal flies out at the pitcher's mound. 1 away.

Helfrick runs the count full.  Walks.

Souza singles to center. Runners at first and second.

Thomas goes down looking, 2 away.

Davalan singles to center. Souza tries to take third. The throw goes to third. Souza out. Helfrick doesn't make it home in time and run doesn't count. Under review. Helfrick fucked up and slowed down and run doesn't count. Souza fucked up trying for third.

Hogs lead 7-1 after 5.

[Barton Fink]

DVH with a "what are you doing?" to Souza

[Son of Spam]

Top of the sixth.

Hall singles to right.

Stone flies out to second. 1 away.

Petry flies oit to left. 2 away.

Scobey Doo doubles down the line in left. Runners at second and third, 2 outs.

Jones takes ball that gets away from Helfrick. Run scores, 7-2. Jones line soit to short.

7-2 Hogs mid 6.

[Son of Spam]

Bottom of the sixth.

Aloy the Elder flies out to deep right center.

Maxwell goes down swinging. 2 away.

Aloy the Younger doubles down the line in right,

Iredale goes down swinging ugly.

7-2 Hogs after 6.

[Son of Spam]

Top of the seventh.

Mash Whore goes down swinging.

LeCroy grounds sharply to third. Iredale makes a great catch  and throw for the out. 2 away.

Carrion singles to left.

Tippett flies out to Maxwell in short right.

7-2 Hogs mid 7.

[Son of Spam]

Bottom of the seventh.

Kozeal leads off. Bunt single into no man's land.

Helfrick singles to center. Kozeal goes to third. Runners at the corners, no,okts.

Souza goes down swinging.

Thomas doubles to the wall in left. Run scores. 8-2 Hogs. Runner at second and third. 1 oit.

Pitching change.....Palmer (WHP) in.

Davalan singles to left. Run scores. 9-2 Hogs. Runners at the corners, 1 out.

Aloy the Elder HAMMERS ONE TOMTHE DEVELOPMENT CENTER IN RIGHT.

HOGS WIN 12-2 in 7 INNINGS!

[Thin Red Swine]

Too high? What does that mean, too high?

Excellent effort.

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