Hogs vs Texass - Baseball

[Feral]

Top 8th

Sarsaparilla up. Flies out to deep CF. Dipshit stood there and watched it thinking he had a homer.

Borba up. Flies out to the wall in deep left. Looked gone off the bat, but alas, 2 outs.

Rodriguez up. Doubles to LCF.

Pitching change. Christian Foutch in to pitch for Dylan Carter.

Farmer up. Rodriguez takes 3rd on defensive indifference. Farmer walks on 4 pitches. Runners at the corners.

Williams up. Farmer steals second. Foutch having a hard time finding the zone. Walks. Bases loaded.

Mound visit by Hobbs.

Mendoza up. Flies out to RF, Boles with a heart attack inducing catch to end the threat.

Texass strands 3

12-7 mid 8th. 

[Feral]

Final stat line for the unhitable Volantis:

2.1 IP, 4 H, 3 ER, 2 BB, and an absolute moonshot of a homer

[Pig Benis]

What are the fans trolling texas?

https://x.com/__lancey/status/1918779360749715861

[Hizog]

What are the fans trolling texas?

Texas does their above the head clap celebration after HR's and all the fans were doing it after Davalan's HR

[Thin Red Swine]

Texas does their above the head clap celebration after HR's and all the fans were doing it after Davalan's HR

A-Cod just did it after he hit a double.

[Hizog]

A-Cod just did it after he hit a double.

Saw that. I expect once the final out is recorded in the 9th that all of the fans will escort Texas off the field with that celebration.

[Sus-Scrofa]

Uh oh 

[Son of Spam]

So, when does Foutch plunk somebody? Not a good start.

[Thin Red Swine]

Walked him on 4 pitches. Yeah, but the count should be 2-2.

[BleedinRed]

Throw a fucking strike.  My gosh.  

[Son of Spam]

Pull him now.

[BleedinRed]

Make a change right now.  

[mde114]

Here we go

[Sus-Scrofa]

Starting to look like the Missouri state game


Bullet dodged!

[Son of Spam]

Whew!

[BleedinRed]

That was painful but no damage done. 

[Thin Red Swine]

Anyone else tired of the Tom Brady Hertz commercial?

[Feral]

Bottom 8th

Jason Flores (RHP) in to pitch for Texass.

Iredale up. Hits a bloop single to RF.

Boles up. Hits a ground rule double that is missed by both the CF and RF. Runners at 2nd and 3rd.

Robinett up. Grounds out to SS, run scores, Boles holds at 2nd. 13-7 Hogs.

Helfrick up. Grounds out on a check swing dribbler to 2B. Boles advances to 3rd. 2 outs.

Thomas up. Gets hit by pitch. Runners at the corners.

Davalan up. Grounds out to SS.

13-7 Hogs to the 9th.

[Feral]

Anyone else tired of the Tom Brady Hertz commercial?

I'm just tired of the volume going from normal to airplane taking off for every commercial break.

[Sus-Scrofa]

Just not Texas's weekend