2026 Razorback Baseball

Started by BleedinRed, Jun 19, 2025, 09:58 AM

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BASS

What the fuck did I just watch a commercial for?

Mickey mouse clubhouse toddler techno dance remix? 😂
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Feral

#3281
Bottom 6th

Gerety leads off. Goes down looking.

Brinker up next. Homers over the batter's eye. 4-2 Hogs.

Ashettino up next. Walks.

Criscola up next. Goes down swinging. 2 down. 

Tarantino up next. Hits a grounder to Pompey who misplays it. Runners at 1st and 2nd.

Digiornio up.  Singles to LCF, run scores. 4-3 Hogs. Runners at 1st and 2nd.

Pitching change. Eaves in to pitch.

Bentley up. Singles to the left side, run scores. 4-4.

Harmony up next. Grounds out to Eaves.

4-4 after 6.

Just give up. There's no hope

BleedinRed

Up 4-1, why coil?  Why not use him tonight?

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Cornhogio on May 31, 2026, 01:55 PMIf he hits the front of the bag he's safe.

I hear that's important to note.

Son of Spam

Quote from: BASS on May 31, 2026, 01:55 PMWhat the fuck did I just watch a commercial for?

Mickey mouse clubhouse toddler techno dance remix? 😂
I like the one where the woman doing the news for some news source, turns and is in 8" spike heels.
Well, shit...

HOGSRUNWILD


Feral

Where has our power gone this postseason?

We've hit 1 homer in the tournament and it was Robinett's miracle homer. 

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Son of Spam on May 31, 2026, 01:41 PMSee where this guy is looking as he swings? Yeah, we should do that.

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Get out of here with your antiquated thinking.

It's all about exit velo and launch angle. Watching the ball to the bat is for pussies.

Son of Spam

By the way, I just put Jobu back in the box and put him away. Maybe I should get him back out.
Well, shit...

buff2.0

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on May 31, 2026, 02:01 PMGet out of here with your antiquated thinking.

It's all about exit velo and launch angle. Watching the ball to the bat is for pussies.

If you're waiting until AFTER contact to strike your bat-flip pose, you're already too late for the cameras.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: buff2.0 on May 31, 2026, 02:02 PMIf you're waiting until AFTER contact to strike your bat-flip pose, you're already too late for the cameras.

You are your bat speed.

Selfish baseball is good baseball.

Show-Me Hog

That building sitting on the right field line reminds me of the Road Hole at St. Andrews.

Son of Spam

Well, shit...

BleedinRed

Just give them the game.

Feral

Why is it that when we commit a 2 out error we seem to ALWAYS allow a run the very next AB?

We don't just make mistakes, we allow them to be crippling. 

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on May 31, 2026, 02:06 PMThat building sitting on the right field line reminds me of the Road Hole at St. Andrews.

Good comparison.

It's not as intrusive as this ridiculousness, though. One hole out of 18 and really not in play for the pros any longer.

I guess baseball is such an afterthought at Kansas that somebody decided to just squeeze in a field in the middle of a summer camp.

Thin Red Swine

What is this bullshit swinging at the first pitch?  They're cheating!!

Son of Spam

Fitting...an error starts our downfall.
Well, shit...

Gambler

We can make any game entertaining.

HogOfWar

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on May 31, 2026, 02:13 PMWhat is this bullshit swinging at the first pitch?  They're cheating!!


Just like blitzing on first down.
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