2026 Razorback Baseball

Started by BleedinRed, Jun 19, 2025, 09:58 AM

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Feral

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on May 31, 2026, 02:13 PMWhat is this bullshit swinging at the first pitch?  They're cheating!!

Hunter should send a sharply worded tweet letter. 

Feral

#3301
Top 7th.

Kozeal grounds one off the 1st baseman. Runner at 1st.

Helfrick up next. Flies out to CF.

Stewart up next. Goes down looking on a horrible call.

Souza up next. Watches a hanging curve for strike 1. Blasts one over the LCF fence!! 6-4 Hogs.

Niu up next. Singles to left in the first pitch (what???)

Robinett up next. Niu steals 2nd. BLASTS A NO DOUBTER OVER THE RF FENCE. WHAT IS HAPPENING?? 8-4 Hogs

Pompey up next. Gets drilled. Runner on 1st.

Turner up next. Pompey steals 2nd and beats the throw but overslides the bag and gets tagged out.

8-4 to the stretch

Thin Red Swine

Such putrid fundamentals. Late game, you've got to have at worst a productive out there.


HOGSRUNWILD

This is a poorly coached team. 

BASS

We strikeout way too much
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Hogfan58

Quote from: Son of Spam on May 31, 2026, 02:14 PMFitting...an error starts our downfall.

The more I watch this team the more I hate this team
I need help and I know it.

Feral

Quote from: Hogfan58 on May 31, 2026, 02:21 PMThe more I watch this team the more I hate this team

This has been one of my least favorite Hog baseball teams to ever watch.

BASS

Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Sus-Scrofa


buff2.0

Souza hit that one all the way into the plastic shitters
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

He hit it to the shitter!

Such a beautiful stadium. 

Sus-Scrofa

Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on May 31, 2026, 02:20 PMThis is a poorly coached team. 
Quote from: BASS on May 31, 2026, 02:20 PMWe strikeout way too much
Quote from: Hogfan58 on May 31, 2026, 02:21 PMThe more I watch this team the more I hate this team
Quote from: Feral on May 31, 2026, 02:21 PMThis has been one of my least favorite Hog baseball teams to ever watch.

Well done!

BASS

Holy shit they have porta potties for the bathrooms.

Cousin Eddie would be fucking proud
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Son of Spam

Quote from: BASS on May 31, 2026, 02:23 PMHoly shit they have porta potties for the bathrooms.

Cousin Eddie would be fucking proud
I bet the smell out there is wonderful.
Well, shit...

buff2.0

Quote from: BASS on May 31, 2026, 02:23 PMHoly shit they have porta potties for the bathrooms.

Cousin Eddie would be fucking proud

"Here I sit,
all broken hearted.
Tried to hit,
and I don't know how to rhyme."

- Ruiz
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BASS

And people make fun of Arkansas for being Podunk redneck trash
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Thin Red Swine

Cousin Eddie did live in Kansas.

Maybe he finally got that management job, in construction.

Barton Fink


BASS

Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

buff2.0

Didn't have "Souza and Robinett get our runs" on the bingo card.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."