Sam Pittman Tread of Stupidity, Despair, Frustration

Started by Texzilla, Aug 29, 2025, 10:00 AM

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The Whyte Boar

Prediction.

BP wins two or three more games, well, but not well enough to get the job.  But he impresses and gets another SEC job and kicks ass.  We get Lashlee and he is an improved version of Chad.

Texzilla


vegashog

in the end it's going to be whoever the big money is going to be able to convince to take the job.

someone came up with not only the cash for buyout but to pay off the staff and get the new guy. they don't do that because they're being nice guys. i'm afraid lashlee and mahlzan (if he wants it) are going to be the way up on the list.

Natty_Ice

Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Sep 28, 2025, 12:54 PMPrediction.

BP wins two or three more games, well, but not well enough to get the job.  But he impresses and gets another SEC job and kicks ass.  We get Lashlee and he is an improved version of Chad.

If he wins just one with that D, it should be enough (but it won't).
Things of that nature

Lurk

Gus would win. Lashlee too probably. I just can't get by this.


 I HATE that offense.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

passed

My guess is that Petrino winds up at Okie State, but like several have said, we get stuck with Lashlee (Chad 2.0) or Gus (Chad 0).  I don't know if Petrino can really win here now... what I do know is that any version of Chad is not the correct answer.

Guardrail

Quote from: Lurk on Sep 28, 2025, 01:09 PMGus would win. Lashlee too probably. I just can't get by this.


 I HATE that offense.
36!!
The same people demanding everyone embrace your beliefs, have zero tolerance and condemn another for embracing theirs.  Oh, the irony.

bigpig

If there is any justice for our football program, Bobby will whip us into shape and we'll stun some folks. Even if we only win 5, if our last is a win over Mizzou (ala the 2008 LSU game) that'll be redemption


(There is no justice)
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razor5396

Now we build Nolan's statue and excise all of our past sins

Piggielicious

They can hire Petrino to a favorable contract. If he salvages the season, the job is his.

DirkPiggler

Comparing Lashlee to Morris is just straight up retarded.  Not Forrest Gump "a little slow" either.   

The only thing they really have in common is that they have both coached SMU, with the exception that only one of them actually won there.  And he did so in a much tougher league where he probably had the 10th best roster. 

Alex Golesh at USF is my top pick, but Lashlee wouldn't be terrible.  Especially if he could motivate the Six Flags over Jesus crowd to unass some significant NIL funds. 
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

obijuana

Do you pay for coaches or pay for NIL? Hard for a program like Arkansas to pay top dollar for both.
I'm sorry Elvis......for all of it.

vegashog

Quote from: obijuana on Sep 28, 2025, 01:31 PMDo you pay for coaches or pay for NIL? Hard for a program like Arkansas to pay top dollar for both.
basketball seems to do it with no problem. yes, the roster sizes are different but you don't have to give all the players on the team big money. just the ones that can really make a difference.

piglosopher

How much is lashlee considered a Gus lite, Gus clone anyway?

Son of Spam

I don't know if Jesus could win with the players we have. I still say we go 2-10 but even if I relent, we may go 3-9. We have a huge talent disadvantage.
Well, shit...


vegashog

Quote from: Piggielicious on Sep 28, 2025, 01:25 PMThey can hire Petrino to a favorable contract. If he salvages the season, the job is his.
what does the salary really have to do with it? it doesn't take away from nil, and the boosters pay most of it.

there's no need to go cheap on this hire. the program is as close to the end of morris as it can be. we went cheap then and look what happened. pittman's salary didn't hurt, it was the buyout, but even then, it got handled.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: razor5396 on Sep 28, 2025, 01:25 PMNow we build Nolan's statue and excise all of our past sins

I know it's the Bible Belt and all, but isn't a sin tax a bit much?

FNG

Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Sep 28, 2025, 12:54 PMPrediction.

BP wins two or three more games, well, but not well enough to get the job.  But he impresses and gets another SEC job and kicks ass.  We get Lashlee and he is an improved version of Chad.
If Petrino can wring 3 more wins out of this broken team against the next 7 opponents he should be named Emperor of Arkansas.

passed

Quote from: piglosopher on Sep 28, 2025, 01:40 PMHow much is lashlee considered a Gus lite, Gus clone anyway?

His offense is predicated on Gus's system, which makes total sense since he was taught under him from HS on up.  Though he seems to focus more on passing than Gus, and I think he's actually had success with pocket passers and not just mobile QBs like Gus.  His offense is a bit more watchable than say Chad's "offense".  However, it's still largely that same crap you see Gus always run... just slightly changed.