Sam Pittman Tread of Stupidity, Despair, Frustration

Started by Texzilla, Aug 29, 2025, 10:00 AM

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Quote from: Spiderham on Sep 28, 2025, 02:30 PMNice pic use KARK!  Looks like they perp walked Sam out the door.

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It looks like black state trooper man has him detained.
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Quote from: Spiderham on Sep 28, 2025, 02:30 PMNice pic use KARK!  Looks like they perp walked Sam out the door.

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I thought black was supposed to be slimming. That's still a more flattering picture than what Swahili posted earlier. I just realized I don't remember what he looks like when he's smiling.
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Texzilla

My dark sider days are parked. I have hope again even if we lose the rest.  Eager for change and renewed success with the new coach for 26.  It's like the sun has burned thru the clouds of despair.

Fuck you Sam Pittman. Good bye and eat shit.

RazorB

Quote from: Texzilla on Sep 29, 2025, 09:55 AMMy dark sider days are parked. I have hope again even if we lose the rest.  Eager for change and renewed success with the new coach for 26.  It's like the sun has burned thru the clouds of despair.

Fuck you Sam Pittman. Good bye and eat shit.


I had hope but I get the feeling Houston Nutt is actively campaigning for the AD position.

HoggyWarts

Quote from: Lurk on Sep 28, 2025, 04:15 PMI thought black was supposed to be slimming. That's still a more flattering picture than what Swahili posted earlier. I just realized I don't remember what he looks like when he's smiling.

He just wants to see Dem tiddies

jdcatty

Unlike many of you, I am not in to body-shaming Sam.  That gets us nowhere.  Josh Huepel looks like hell, and he's doing ok. Mike Elko ain't no prize specimen. 

I just want someone who can give us a spark.  Sam unfortunately never did that. Something where going in to a game you really thought the guys would play hard and give us a chance.

Yes, I want to win a lot of games.  But we have to start somewhere.
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passed

Quote from: RazorB on Sep 29, 2025, 10:01 PMI had hope but I get the feeling Houston Nutt is actively campaigning for the AD position.

You know... This is how you know it is bad.  I hate Nutt.  However, I'm not sure it's such a bad idea having him as an AD.  He'd get his ego stroked, but probably could get the money rolling in.  He was a motivator.  His players loved him, and they said that his practices were even tougher than Petrino's.  People in the area love him, I assume that he knows how to work the money folks... since that appeals to his narcissistic nature.  The down side is having to hear from the bastard, and you just KNOW he'd step all in to the football program.  Though, maybe it could work.

Fuck it has gotten bad.  The curse is a cruel bitch!

GeoHogsGeo

Quote from: passed on Sep 30, 2025, 06:35 AMYou know... This is how you know it is bad.  I hate Nutt.  However, I'm not sure it's such a bad idea having him as an AD.  He'd get his ego stroked, but probably could get the money rolling in.  He was a motivator.  His players loved him, and they said that his practices were even tougher than Petrino's.  People in the area love him, I assume that he knows how to work the money folks... since that appeals to his narcissistic nature.  The down side is having to hear from the bastard, and you just KNOW he'd step all in to the football program.  Though, maybe it could work.

Fuck it has gotten bad.  The curse is a cruel bitch!

His ego would make him be the one who would do all the post game interviews.

animal

You would have Nutt down on the field with Chris Vaughn on the sidelines as "coach". No thanks. 
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

passed

Quote from: GeoHogsGeo on Sep 30, 2025, 06:44 AMHis ego would make him be the one who would do all the post game interviews.

Quote from: animal on Sep 30, 2025, 06:45 AMYou would have Nutt down on the field with Chris Vaughn on the sidelines as "coach". No thanks.

You're right.  Thank you for the sobering imagery.  That's a dark path you saved my mind from.

piglosopher

It's hard to imagine Nutt's practices were more difficult than Petrino's. I get a sense of a little PTSD from DJ and crew when they speak of them.

Texzilla

Quote from: RazorB on Sep 29, 2025, 10:01 PMI had hope but I get the feeling Houston Nutt is actively campaigning for the AD position.

Well, that just goes from dark side to apocalypse.  That happens and I'm permanently done and I'll have to be a TCU or Tsip fan.  I knew Hootie Dale in fourth grade.  Fuck that cocksucker, his brain bleed brother, his homo son, his mistress. 

buff2.0

Y'all thought I was joking with my "AD Nutt" comments?  How do you know I'm not a time traveler?
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HTL

If somehow we won the natty and Nutt was AD, you know he'd grab that crystal first lol.

dhog

Quote from: Texzilla on Sep 30, 2025, 08:35 AMWell, that just goes from dark side to apocalypse.  That happens and I'm permanently done and I'll have to be a TCU or Tsip fan.  I knew Hootie Dale in fourth grade.  Fuck that cocksucker, his brain bleed brother, his homo son, his mistress. 

Ditto. I'd be done.

Feral

Quote from: HTL on Sep 30, 2025, 08:39 AMIf somehow we won the natty and Nutt was AD, you know he'd grab that crystal first lol.

I hate Nutt, but Yurachek is just as much of (if not moreso) a performative dipshit.

Always on the sideline and featured prominently in Hogs+ content when we win, and completely AWOL when we lose.

And like Nutt, he's become a gaffe machine who's an embarrassment in front of a microphone.

Ray Zorback

Nutt as AD would be worse than Jerry Jones and the Cowboys. He would have his own podcast, be on the radio constantly, be on the sideline next to the coach, hand out t-shirts of himself, run on the field with the team, honor himself at halftime, retire his number, put up pictures of himself all over the stadium, show himself on the big screen...

animal

At this point I'm convinced HY has been given his last chance to make a good FB hire. I'm also betting he made it real clear to the BOT & Chancellor what THE problem is and it was probably something none of them wanted to hear. I'm just wondering if there was some kind of coming to Jesus meeting where everyone decided and got committed to this notion that we are going to have to get off some asses and pay up.

I think Woodshog made a case for this and that is how the UA is setup with the state is a limiting factor. How we are organized financially is a problem as we have funds in A that we really need in B but can't legally move it there or something. We are always 5 to 10 years behind the competition in changing with the times etc etc. That's not all on the AD as he's got to have the funding to make it work. 

I'm not a HY fan but we've already shown that we can do worse with Jeff Long. Traditionally AD's will get a couple two or three football hires at most schools before they are run oft. HY is no different. If he hires another loser and it's abundantly clear after a couple years then I'd think HY will be gone and the loser coach will follow a year or two after once the new AD is firmly established. 

"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

DirkPiggler

Quote from: Ray Zorback on Sep 30, 2025, 08:54 AMNutt as AD would be worse than Jerry Jones and the Cowboys. He would have his own podcast, be on the radio constantly, be on the sideline next to the coach, hand out t-shirts of himself, run on the field with the team, honor himself at halftime, retire his number, put up pictures of himself all over the stadium, show himself on the big screen...

It's like some on this board have amnesia.  As old as we are getting collectively, maybe it's Alzheimer's.
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