The NEXT Coach

Started by PHARMHOG, Sep 28, 2025, 01:21 PM

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TC

Quote from: Pig Benis on Nov 16, 2025, 08:54 AMYes. If we're going the G5 route then he's the one we should roll the dice on.

While we're at it, go ahead and take their AD too if he hired both Chesney and Cignetti.

Not the same AD

wmr

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 16, 2025, 10:02 AMYeah but how's their women's soccer program doing?

They have just as many nattys as ours does.
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Borenutz


TC

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Quote from: Borenutz on Nov 16, 2025, 11:11 AMHire their president too?

Until pretty recently my wife worked at VMI so we were in SoCon country, so I got to watch JMU up close in several sports. I'm not sure what their secret is, but they've been pretty impressive across the board for a while now.

buff2.0

Quote from: TC on Nov 16, 2025, 11:54 AMUntil pretty recently my wife worked at VMI so we were in SoCon country, so I got to watch JMU up close in several sports. I'm not sure what their secret is, but JMU has been pretty impressive across the board for a while now.

Fine, do they have a Board of Trustees that we can also get?
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Barton Fink

Quote from: TC on Nov 16, 2025, 11:54 AMUntil pretty recently my wife worked at VMI so we were in SoCon country, so I got to watch JMU up close in several sports. I'm not sure what their secret is, but they've been pretty impressive across the board for a while now.

They've had a nice run in hoops the last few years. Remember when they upset Mich St on their court. Believe their softball team was pretty damn good for awhile as well.

animal

Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Nov 16, 2025, 09:48 AMIf Indiana can do it, so can we.  And we should explicitly follow their blueprint.  Whatever they did, we should do. 
We would smoke Indiana by 21...thru 3 quarters and then lose by 14
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

AporkalypseNow

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 06:13 PMI've been to Lubbock and drove like two hours west of there for work one time. I couldn't believe I was still on the planet, much less Texas. 

I went to the Ark game there and drove from DFW.  The immediate campus vicinity was lovely but I felt like I was driving through Mars for a decent portion of that loooooong drive.

AporkalypseNow

Quote from: rzrbkfan69 on Nov 15, 2025, 09:07 PMGo hire the James Madison coach, Chesney, and give him a TT style NIL budget.

He's built programs everywhere he's been. When Cignetti left for Indiana and took half the JMU players with him, it looked like JMU was going to slide to a mediocre program. Now, they have the inside track to a CFP spot at 9-1. He's 48 years old and will bust his ass here.

We could do a LOT worse than this, I'd be happy with it

I'm still a little perplexed Freeze has been such a dud at Auburn after killing it at Liberty, though

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: AporkalypseNow on Nov 16, 2025, 01:47 PMI went to the Ark game there and drove from DFW.  The immediate campus vicinity was lovely but I felt like I was driving through Mars for a decent portion of that loooooong drive.

The one time I went, we went to Amarillo on I-40 and turned left for 2 hours. 2 hours of nothingness. Then Lubbock appeared. It is surrounded by nothingness. West Texas is vast. I did like the stadium set down in the ground, though.

AporkalypseNow

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Nov 16, 2025, 01:54 PMThe one time I went, we went to Amarillo on I-40 and turned left for 2 hours. 2 hours of nothingness. Then Lubbock appeared. It is surrounded by nothingness. West Texas is vast. I did like the stadium set down in the ground, though.

I like the consistent campus architecture (beige brick with red clay tile Mediterranean) and the tiny downtown nearby blended well with it

Lubbock is hideous once outside the handful of blocks we're talking about

Red dirt with nothing on it, windmills, and old oil wells were all we saw for 4-5 hours

Son of Spam

I was in Lubbock for a week one day.
Well, shit...

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Nov 16, 2025, 01:54 PMThe one time I went, we went to Amarillo on I-40 and turned left for 2 hours. 2 hours of nothingness. Then Lubbock appeared. It is surrounded by nothingness. West Texas is vast. I did like the stadium set down in the ground, though.

On the bright side, it was nice to be able to take a nap behind the wheel. Just set the cruise control and the car just needs to go straight the whole way.

animal

Who we want

Lanning
Chesney
Bear Bryant
Petrino from 15 years ago



Who We'll Get


Gus or a descendant
Mike Leach descendant
Petrino of current day
Some spin-off from Chad
Some other guy with connection to the state or U
Some guy that wrote a letter using ChatGPT and really impressed the AD who paid a committee read it to him
Random position coach who's never sniffed a head coaching position above the 4th grade


"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

The Whyte Boar

Good Lord, Scott Bales or Duckman is on X saying it's Gruden.  That guy is such an embarrassment.

I'm sure things will turn out great. HY won't let us down.

vegashog

that idiot has been saying it's gruden since 2012.

Barton Fink

Just wait till we announce Hal Mumme.

Pig Benis

Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 16, 2025, 03:41 PMJust wait till we announce Hal Mumme.

I'll take it.
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The Whyte Boar

Knowing how pathetic HY is and how he always takes the easy way out I predict that if it isn't BP it's Barry Odom with Petrino as his OC.

Hogfan58

Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Nov 16, 2025, 03:27 PMGood Lord, Scott Bales or Duckman is on X saying it's Gruden.  That guy is such an embarrassment.

I'm sure things will turn out great. HY won't let us down.

If we hire Gruden I'm going to be a OU fan since I was born in Oklahoma. Boomer Sooner!
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