The NEXT Coach

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buff2.0

#1880
Nov 23, 2025, 11:23 AM
Quote from: Pig Benis on Nov 23, 2025, 11:14 AMMarcello says we should know in the next 48 hours

Then Bobby or someone else whose season is basically over already. 
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

wmr

#1881
Nov 23, 2025, 11:35 AM
The Arizona State coach appeals to me.
I'm on smoko, so leave me alone.

jdcatty

#1882
Nov 23, 2025, 11:36 AM
Quote from: Pig Benis on Nov 23, 2025, 11:14 AMMarcello says we should know in the next 48 hours

Would make sense.  Need to give the fans something to be excited about at this point.
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

woodhog14

#1883
Nov 23, 2025, 11:38 AM
Quote from: wmr on Nov 23, 2025, 11:35 AMThe Arizona State coach appeals to me.
That would be huge! I want him or Morris.

animal

#1884
Nov 23, 2025, 11:38 AM
Quote from: piglosopher on Nov 23, 2025, 10:10 AMI don't know John Nabors. I don't care to. He's just some guy.

But his face just says swarmy cocksucker to me and I can't get past it.
Any dude that clearly spends time in a tanning booth deserves to be punched in the face repeatedly
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Pig Benis

#1885
Nov 23, 2025, 11:48 AM
Quote from: animal on Nov 23, 2025, 11:38 AMAny dude that clearly spends time in a tanning booth deserves to be punched in the face repeatedly


The fact that Chuck and Bo hate him makes me like him.

Speaking of punchable faces...
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

DirkPiggler

#1886
Nov 23, 2025, 12:00 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 23, 2025, 11:23 AMThen Bobby or someone else whose season is basically over already. 

Could still be a lower level guy or a P4 coach whose team is out of the playoff hunt.
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

vegashog

#1887
Nov 23, 2025, 12:05 PM
or a coach who's team is going to end up in the whogivesafcuck bowl.

buff2.0

#1888
Nov 23, 2025, 12:05 PM
Because that's so much better.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

#1889
Nov 23, 2025, 12:08 PM
Quote from: vegashog on Nov 23, 2025, 12:05 PMor a coach who's team is going to end up in the whogivesafcuck bowl.

We don't need a coach that doesn't care about the bowl game banners!
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BleedinRed

#1890
Nov 23, 2025, 12:11 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 23, 2025, 12:08 PMWe don't need a coach that doesn't care about the bowl game banners!

Well, it would help if he is proficient in the Liberty Bowl games.

Thin Red Swine

#1891
Nov 23, 2025, 12:15 PM
Quote from: Texzilla on Nov 23, 2025, 11:11 AMGreen is Bobby's guy.  Had he been smart he would have flipped to kj on the bye when he took the job.  New qb, new d staff, find whatever sparks you can.  Instead he set out on a path to failure. 

I have questioned a lot of his coaching g decisions.  Like yesterday were down 1 buried inside the 10. Smart play is burn the clock and finish the half, at worst Texas gets the ball but just a few seconds and no time outs. Instead he passes and no clock burns and horns get ball with time outs and kick FG.  Get ball to start.  The stats show that closing the half and opening second half with at least ten points are back breaking.  WTF are you thinking. It's as bad as greens stupid INT. 

He's made a lot of dumb calls that have gone hand in hand with the turnover ratio and penalties.  Clean house of everyone associated with this team

We got the ball at 1:50. We had been hurting them on first down and would've again if the sun didn't get in Sharpe's eyes. If you assume Texas called timeout after the first two plays then after a third down run we'd punt with a minute left? A better punt would've put them back at maybe their own 40 with :50 left.

For the game, they had FOUR touchdown "drives" lasting under three minutes and covering at least 75 yards. Even with no timeouts, you don't think they could've gotten an extra 25 yards for a field goal against our air of a defense?

Our best chance was to try to get a first down and keep the ball away from them.

animal

#1892
Nov 23, 2025, 12:17 PM
All I can say is thank you Jesus that Butch Jones is so terrible he can't even win at A-State. 
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

razor5396

#1893
Nov 23, 2025, 12:20 PM
The name will probably leak tonight. Verified tomorrow.

Barton Fink

#1894
Nov 23, 2025, 12:28 PM
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Nov 23, 2025, 12:15 PMWe got the ball at 1:50. We had been hurting them on first down and would've again if the sun didn't get in Sharpe's eyes. If you assume Texas called timeout after the first two plays then after a third down run we'd punt with a minute left? A better punt would've put them back at maybe their own 40 with :50 left.

For the game, they had FOUR touchdown "drives" lasting under three minutes and covering at least 75 yards. Even with no timeouts, you don't think they could've gotten an extra 25 yards for a field goal against our air of a defense?

Our best chance was to try to get a first down and keep the ball away from them.


Correct

HTL

#1895
Nov 23, 2025, 12:31 PM
If it's Campbell or Dillingham I may be back on board.

AporkalypseNow

#1896
Nov 23, 2025, 12:32 PM
Quote from: HTL on Nov 23, 2025, 12:31 PMIf it's Campbell or Dillingham I may be back on board.

Same, hard to imagine either leaving before next week's game, though

HTL

#1897
Nov 23, 2025, 12:33 PM
Quote from: AporkalypseNow on Nov 23, 2025, 12:32 PMSame, hard to imagine either leaving before next week's game, though
As always, I'm prepared to be disappointed.

Lurk

#1898
Nov 23, 2025, 12:33 PM
Whoever we get needs to be a talent evaluator above all. Besides Hunter Henry and a few scattered OL and a kicker, we don't have anyone in the NFL. Until that changes, it doesn't matter who we hire.

The off field staff that has evaluated our players since NIL came in needs to never work in football again.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

HTL

#1899
Nov 23, 2025, 12:35 PM
Quote from: Lurk on Nov 23, 2025, 12:33 PMWhoever we get needs to be a talent evaluator above all. Besides Hunter Henry and a few scattered OL and a kicker, we don't have anyone in the NFL. Until that changes, it doesn't matter who we hire.

The off field staff that has evaluated our players since NIL came in needs to never work in football again.
Brandon Allen says put some respect on his name.
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