The NEXT Coach

Started by PHARMHOG, Sep 28, 2025, 01:21 PM

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buff2.0

"You will suck the athletic department's cock or you are a terrible person."  We could hire Danny Nutt and Rick would find a way to be ecstatic about it.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

obijuana

Quote from: mde114 on Nov 23, 2025, 02:39 PMI guess Rick B is back on board. I thought he'd checked out for the season.

What's he pissed about? Did only 10 people show up to a volleyball game or something?
I'm sorry Elvis......for all of it.

Pig Benis

The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.


animal

Well I didn't want to say something but I talked to somebody and they said for sure we're going to make a hire before Dec 31st, 2025. I could be anytime...my source is rock solid on this. I don't want to name names here...that's somebodies son out there. Please respect the process.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: animal on Nov 23, 2025, 03:30 PMWell I didn't want to say something but I talked to somebody and they said for sure we're going to make a hire before Dec 31st, 2025. I could be anytime...my source is rock solid on this. I don't want to name names here...that's somebodies son out there. Please respect the process.

If you can't bring any specifics, don't say anything at all, you fucking posing clown.

Playing my role.

Natty_Ice

so is today officially "insane" yet?
Things of that nature

obijuana

Quote from: animal on Nov 23, 2025, 03:30 PMWell I didn't want to say something but I talked to somebody and they said for sure we're going to make a hire before Dec 31st, 2025. I could be anytime...my source is rock solid on this. I don't want to name names here...that's somebodies son out there. Please respect the process.

Just show us her tits already.
I'm sorry Elvis......for all of it.

animal

"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Barton Fink

Quote from: animal on Nov 23, 2025, 03:43 PM81393d93ec30340dbc4018835077bc87.jpg


Looks like Pittman is taking getting canned harder than I thought.

Spiderham

Those dogs will not hunt. 
Oak Grove in the house.

obijuana

I'm sorry Elvis......for all of it.

buff2.0

I was a happier person back before that was posted
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Gambler

Is Kane Wommack's name being heard much, or at all?

Pig Benis

Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 23, 2025, 03:48 PMLooks like Pittman is taking getting canned harder than I thought.

Well played.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Doc Hogaday

Quote from: Spiderham on Nov 23, 2025, 03:50 PMThose dogs will not hunt.

Looks like those dogs have hunted plenty 'nuff.
Pants ironed and back for more

Carpe DeHam

Quote from: Gambler on Nov 23, 2025, 04:05 PMIs Kane Wommack's name being heard much, or at all?

Here's you some Wommack along with the other usual suspects.

https://www.fayvillains.com/2025/11/23/the-day-after-the-end-is-nigh/

razor5396

Reporters pulling shit out of thin air and then getting pissy when you call them retarded, Rick B challenging other fans to feats of strength, skanks posting their boobs online. I love a good Arkansas Football coaching search.

buff2.0

Quote from: razor5396 on Nov 23, 2025, 04:20 PMReporters pulling shit out of thin air and then getting pissy when you call them retarded, Rick B challenging other fans to feats of strength, skanks posting their boobs online. I love a good Arkansas Football coaching search.

All examples of why we don't deserve nice things
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine


You think they'll fit?