The NEXT Coach

Started by PHARMHOG, Sep 28, 2025, 01:21 PM

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buff2.0

Anyone still think our next coach isn't coaching the team right now?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

HogOfWar

We need a Next Defensive Coordinator thread more than this one.
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Feral

Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 18, 2025, 07:21 PMAnyone still think our next coach isn't coaching the team right now?

I'm all in for BMFP.

We've gone toe to toe with the #12 and #4 teams in the country in back to back weeks after losing to Memphis and getting shellacked against Notre Dame.

We have a chance to right the ship against Auburn and State.

bigpig

Quote from: Feral on Oct 18, 2025, 07:38 PMI'm all in for BMFP.

We've gone toe to toe with the #12 and #4 teams in the country in back to back weeks after losing to Memphis and getting shellacked against Notre Dame.

We have a chance to right the ship against Auburn and State.

LSU is reeling.
Texas is beatable.

We're getting the toughest two teams left in the first two weeks of Bobby 2.0. If he can keep the team from giving up, we have a legit chance to make a bowl, even with a defense thats about as worthless a screen door on a battleship.
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Piggielicious

With a year of petrino'a recruits, strength and conditioning, and schemes  then these will be wins not losses.

Hizog

We are playing like a real football team. Give Bobby the job and go pay for some players.

BleedinRed

Think Sam is sitting at home telling Jamie, "Well hell.  I was doing that."

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Hizog on Oct 18, 2025, 08:08 PMWe are playing like a real football team.

Half of the team is playing like a real SEC football team. The other half is playing like a real Hasbro football team.

Feral

Quote from: Hizog on Oct 18, 2025, 08:08 PMWe are playing like a real football team. Give Bobby the job and go pay for some players.

This right here

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: BleedinRed on Oct 18, 2025, 08:09 PMThink Sam is sitting at home telling Jamie, "Well hell.  I was doing that."

Of course he is.

And I know you're joking.

But the last two games would've been about 48-17 from 34-17 and 59-27 from 38-27.

mde114

Put me down for a membership in the NIL collective if we hire Bobby Petrino.

He's the man for the job.

The Reverend SnoopHogg

Quote from: Feral on Oct 18, 2025, 08:18 PMThis right here

We have enough offense to win.

We are missing a couple Tony Bua/Jeb Hojabea/Carlos Hall types.  The defense is playing better just two weeks in, but they aren't "good".

The Whyte Boar

BMFP is still the man.  Give that motherfucker the job and let  him cook.

aaron

We gonna be pissed if Bobby keeps showing improvement, wins a couple of games, and we still hire Lashlee or something.

HogOfWar

Quote from: aaron on Oct 18, 2025, 09:20 PMWe gonna be pissed if Bobby keeps showing improvement, wins a couple of games, and we still hire Lashlee or something.

That's what I am afraid of. Hopefully they see all we need is a competent DC and players.
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buff2.0

Quote from: aaron on Oct 18, 2025, 09:20 PMWe gonna be pissed if Bobby keeps showing improvement, wins a couple of games, and we still hire Lashlee or something.

I won't be mad. I also won't be a fan.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BleedinRed

Quote from: aaron on Oct 18, 2025, 09:20 PMWe gonna be pissed if Bobby keeps showing improvement, wins a couple of games, and we still hire Lashlee or something.
I'll be done.   Bobby or bust.  

BleedinRed

Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 18, 2025, 09:24 PMI won't be mad. I also won't be a fan.
Also this.  

HTL

Alex Mortensen who Biggus said was the slickest passer we've seen around these parts since Joe Ferguson beats Memphis.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: HTL on Oct 18, 2025, 09:33 PMAlex Mortensen who Biggus said was the slickest passer we've seen around these parts since Joe Ferguson beats Memphis.

This is very old news.