The NEXT Coach

Started by PHARMHOG, Sep 28, 2025, 01:21 PM

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Feral

Quote from: aaron on Oct 18, 2025, 09:20 PMWe gonna be pissed if Bobby keeps showing improvement, wins a couple of games, and we still hire Lashlee or something.

Lashlee just beat Clemson to move to 5-2. He's probably coached himself out of our job anyway. With their remaining schedule they could win 8 or 9.

HTL


Thin Red Swine

Quote from: HTL on Oct 18, 2025, 09:42 PMI bet you're fun at parties.

I bet nobody invites you to parties.

HTL

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Oct 18, 2025, 09:51 PMI bet nobody invites you to parties.
I wish that were the case.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: HTL on Oct 18, 2025, 09:52 PMI wish that were the case.

Don't be sad. Maybe someone will some day.

bigpig

Worth noting: tonight was Bobby's first home loss since September 2010.

Not many can say they haven't lost a home game in 15 years.
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snoots

Petrino makes the most sense.  Give it to him.

Pig Benis

Quote from: Feral on Oct 18, 2025, 09:41 PMLashlee just beat Clemson to move to 5-2. He's probably coached himself out of our job anyway. With their remaining schedule they could win 8 or 9.

Good
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Usafhawg

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Quote from: bigpig on Oct 18, 2025, 11:24 PMWorth noting: tonight was Bobby's first home loss since September 2010.

Not many can say they haven't lost a home game in 15 years.

You left off the "@Arkansas" part

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Usafhawg on Oct 20, 2025, 07:12 AMMissouri St

Heck, it's not even his first loss in RRS since then.

bigpig

Quote from: Usafhawg on Oct 20, 2025, 07:12 AMYou left off the "@Arkansas" part

Arkansas is "home" in that context.
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HTL

The RV salesman duckman says it's Gruden again from his big money sources. Some people have no shame.

Usafhawg

Quote from: bigpig on Oct 18, 2025, 11:24 PMWorth noting: tonight was Bobby's first home loss since September 2010.

Not many can say they haven't lost a home game in 15 years.

Quote from: bigpig on Oct 20, 2025, 10:01 AMArkansas is "home" in that context.

His last AT HOME loss was in 2022 while coaching Missouri St.

His last AT HOME loss (prior to this past weekend) while coaching Arkansas was in 2010. 

DirkPiggler

Don't worry @bigpig.  All but one of us knew what you meant and didn't get hung up on semantics.
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Guardrail

Quote from: HTL on Oct 20, 2025, 10:19 AMThe RV salesman duckman says it's Gruden again from his big money sources. Some people have no shame.
Is he willing to put his wife's tits up as collateral again? I ain't hatin'.
The same people demanding everyone embrace your beliefs, have zero tolerance and condemn another for embracing theirs.  Oh, the irony.

bigpig

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Oct 20, 2025, 10:39 AMDon't worry @bigpig.  All but one of us knew what you meant and didn't get hung up on semantics.

thank you. Some people are allergic to a simple joke.
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Usafhawg

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Oct 20, 2025, 10:39 AMDon't worry @bigpig.  All but one of us knew what you meant and didn't get hung up on semantics.

Chortle.

DRYANKNPULL

Quote from: Guardrail on Oct 20, 2025, 10:40 AMIs he willing to put his wife's tits up as collateral again? I ain't hatin'.

I have an old laptop somewhere that has them. I just need to clean the carburetor and I can probably get it started. I know I emailed them to Rev years ago

PorkyPig

Is that the bathtub pic?  Seems like I remember sparkly titties.

Zoso

Quote from: PorkyPig on Oct 20, 2025, 11:03 AMIs that the bathtub pic?  Seems like I remember sparkly titties.

Yes. Roses or some shit floating around.