Happy Thanksgiving Woopiggians

Started by Sus-Scrofa, Nov 26, 2025, 08:00 AM

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#20
Nov 26, 2025, 06:40 PM
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Nov 26, 2025, 08:00 AMTravel safe, eat well, don't post stupid shit on social media, and beat Duke.
Wait that doesn't include girls from Instahoe does it?
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

aaron

#21
Nov 26, 2025, 07:42 PM
Happy Thanksgiving. I'm thankful for teh woopigs. Packing for our flight to Chicago tomorrow. Beat Duke!

The Cowboy Tiger

#22
Nov 26, 2025, 07:47 PM
I'm just a dark guy from a den of iniquity.

Don't go away mad.  Just go away.

TC

#23
Nov 26, 2025, 07:57 PM
Quote from: The Cowboy Tiger on Nov 26, 2025, 07:47 PMPope Yes turkeys are delish.

I see the bourbon is flowing..

PorkyPig

#25
Nov 26, 2025, 08:16 PM
Quote from: piglosopher on Nov 26, 2025, 08:10 PMYou ain't thawing that dude out in time

No shit. I knew they did them but I guess I probably should've known they were frozen.

mr.zorak

#26
Nov 26, 2025, 08:18 PM
Working tomorrow.
Wife going to homeless shelter to serve food.
2/3 of the kids and significant others going to their in laws.
1/3 going to Disney.

I'm off the next three days after that though.

Grateful for lots of thing especially the fun and fellowship here.

"Top Ten Dooshapalooza Finalist Threeve Years Running"

"He has no time for sons of dicks and bitches."
~Third_down_draw

Barton Fink

#27
Nov 26, 2025, 08:25 PM
Tough loss tonight Z! Enjoy the time off!

I still feel like shit and will probably stay home tomorrow. Not the worst idea.

Texzilla

#28
Nov 26, 2025, 09:01 PM
Quote from: TC on Nov 26, 2025, 03:59 PMJust made it to Bryant from St Louis. Made it thru East St Louis with all my rims and tires still intact.

Happy Thanksgiving you filthy degenerates.

Honky lips

jethro

#29
Nov 26, 2025, 09:03 PM
Merry Turkey Day!

Snorts

#30
Nov 26, 2025, 09:11 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all you Woopiggas.

None of that drankin' and drivin', now.
Death, Taxes, and the Razorbacks.

egregious

#31
Nov 26, 2025, 09:12 PM
Hope everyone eats a lot and has a good nap

I enjoy driving 10 minutes rather than 10 and a half hours.
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

piglosopher

#32
Nov 26, 2025, 09:17 PM
Thanksgiving is the best holiday. I'll say it.

Food, family, football. What's not to love?

I don't like Christmas, over commercialization notwithstanding, it just  somberly reminds me of good times and my grandparents and I miss them.

Pumpkin Escobar

#33
Nov 26, 2025, 09:21 PM
Quote from: piglosopher on Nov 26, 2025, 09:17 PMThanksgiving is the best holiday. I'll say it.

Food, family, football. What's not to love?

I don't like Christmas, over commercialization notwithstanding, it just  somberly reminds me of good times and my grandparents and I miss them.

Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday, too.
An rud nach leigheasann im ná uisce beatha níl aon leigheas air.

HOGSRUNWILD

#34
Nov 26, 2025, 09:29 PM
Got a cooked turkey breast from central market.  Good enough

Gonna cook a ham, 8lb pork shoulder into pulled pork, mashed potatoes, scalloped potatoes, asparagus and I think that is it for us.  And a pecan pie. She isn't feeling well so I'll do the cooking.  The pulled pork is a new style so if it doesn't turn out, oh well

Third_down_draw

#35
Nov 26, 2025, 10:24 PM
Have a turkey dry brining and a 7 layer salad marinating. The rest is up to the wife. I'll eventually be held responsible for everything else except for the pies that are already made.

Usafhawg

#36
Nov 26, 2025, 11:00 PM
Quote from: PorkyPig on Nov 26, 2025, 08:16 PMNo shit. I knew they did them but I guess I probably should've known they were frozen.

Throw it in water. You have plenty of time.

Borenutz

#37
Nov 26, 2025, 11:24 PM
Quote from: Usafhawg on Nov 26, 2025, 11:00 PMThrow it in water. You have plenty of time.

Call the Butterball hotline you old farts 😂

Happy Thanksgiving to all you degenerates! Thankful for the 2.0 to live on in infamy!

HogOfWar

#38
Nov 27, 2025, 05:27 AM
Quote from: piglosopher on Nov 26, 2025, 09:17 PMThanksgiving is the best holiday. I'll say it.

Food, family, football. What's not to love?

I don't like Christmas, over commercialization notwithstanding, it just  somberly reminds me of good times and my grandparents and I miss them.

Any holiday now that involves my brother and his wife. This year it is Thanksgiving.

She is a vulture. Either she is criticizing how disorganized something in parents house or wondering it is worth keeping for herself after my parents die.

She is fat bitch if a cow. Always was, but seems to be bigger this year. Even my mom commented on how fat she was now.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

HOGSRUNWILD

#39
Nov 27, 2025, 05:56 AM
Quote from: HogOfWar on Nov 27, 2025, 05:27 AMAny holiday now that involves my brother and his wife. This year it is Thanksgiving.

She is a vulture. Either she is criticizing how disorganized something in parents house or wondering it is worth keeping for herself after my parents die.

She is fat bitch if a cow. Always was, but seems to be bigger this year. Even my mom commented on how fat she was now.

Start dropping hints about the new weight loss drugs to her...

"Have you heard about that new drug called Ozumapok?"  Make sure to mispronounce it to play innocent and well-meaning.  Just crush that bitches self esteem
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