Hogs vs LSwho Game Thread

Started by Hognrock, Jan 24, 2026, 03:48 PM

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buff2.0

Quote from: Too Big Pig on Jan 24, 2026, 04:39 PMWhere were you to start the thread? You have to own this now buddy.

If we lose this, Benis should be banned and/or sodomized.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Barton Fink


HTL

Brazile needs to sit. Sick of his loafing.

buff2.0

Layup and 4 put-back attempts all miss lol
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

HogglyWoggly

Damn we're missing a lot of FT's

Hizog

Refs need to make up their mind on how they're calling it down low. Especially on rebounds. That last call on Knox is nothing compared to what's been allowed throughout the game.

Cornhogio

We seem very low energy today.
Harris - Mamdani 2028!

Borenutz

We'd be down 15+ if we played like this on the road. Poor effort so far. Hopefully we blow their doors off in the 2nd half.

Hognrock

Quote from: Pig Benis on Jan 24, 2026, 04:28 PMAlive and well, thankfully. Just dropped the ball in the midst of the chaos. Thanks for picking up the slack  :beer:

Glad to hear sir. Apparently I suck doing game threads based on our performance so far.

Corn Pop

Snow-stormitis. It almost seems like we didn't really believe we were going to have to play a game today. Time to pick it up.
I really don't care, Margaret.

Pig Benis

Quote from: buff2.0 on Jan 24, 2026, 04:46 PMIf we lose this, Benis should be banned and/or sodomized.

Do I get to choose?

We're getting killed on the glass and missing point blank layups. Both easily fixable in the second half.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

DrMongoose

LSU sucks right?

This team seems to lack leadership and maturity hence the inconsistency.
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

HTL

This team fucking stinks. $10mm NIL budget. No effort.

DrMongoose

Play by play guy needs to start smoking camels or someth8ng to lose the high whiney voice, hard to listen to.
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Loma

It wasn't RickB on the tv, but a woopigger's kid.You cannot view this attachment.  She's a lot better looking than him too.

Barton Fink

We are as good as we want to be. We don't always want to be good. Worrisome.

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: DrMongoose on Jan 24, 2026, 05:11 PMPlay by play guy needs to start smoking camels or someth8ng to lose the high whiney voice, hard to listen to.

He just said "What a fun game at Bud Walton". What in the world? Not fun at all.

Sus-Scrofa

Good for us, but I didn't know they could overturn a common foul on review.

Show-Me Hog

I didn't think you could overturn from a common foul one way to a common foul the other way. I thought the only thing you could be looking for was a flagrant or a hook and hold.

Borenutz

Quote from: DrMongoose on Jan 24, 2026, 05:11 PMPlay by play guy needs to start smoking camels or someth8ng to lose the high whiney voice, hard to listen to.

I think the other guy smoked the whole pack.