NCAA - Big Dance Thread of Champions

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BASS

Quote from: vegashog on Mar 21, 2026, 06:26 PMcurrently a 23-7 free throw disparity. dixon should go off in his presser. i'm sure a rich tcu booster would cover his fine.
Should have players lay on the court, spelling out 23-7
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Pig Benis

Quote from: vegashog on Mar 21, 2026, 06:04 PMlike i said, boozer isn't getting that shit in the nba. better enjoy it while he can.

He's been called for 4 or more fouls in only two games all season. TWICE. And he's a fucking post player.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

soldiersooie

Quote from: Pig Benis on Mar 21, 2026, 07:02 PMHe's been called for 4 or more fouls in only two games all season. TWICE. And he's a fucking post player.

Ive watched him for about 5 minutes and saw him foul that many times

BleedinRed

Quote from: BASS on Mar 21, 2026, 06:53 PMDear Texas,
Fall into a tar pit at halftime.

Yours truly,
BASS
Texas up on Gonzaga.  Satan is going to let these mutherfuckers win the tournament isn't he?

mde114

Quote from: soldiersooie on Mar 21, 2026, 07:14 PMIve watched him for about 5 minutes and saw him foul that many times

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I saw him commit 3 fouls on one possession.

Barton Fink

Texas has talent. Not surprised by this.

Son of Spam

The inside dude from Texas' name sounds like a disease. They need a cure for it.
Well, shit...

Son of Spam

How is Gonzaga a 3 seed? They have 1 player that is average at best.
Well, shit...

vegashog

Quote from: Son of Spam on Mar 21, 2026, 07:34 PMThe inside dude from Texas' name sounds like a disease. They need a cure for it.
take that guy from the portal in a minute.

Barton Fink


Lurk

Quote from: Barton Fink on Mar 21, 2026, 07:30 PMTexas has talent. Not surprised by this.
They've got a damn good coach too.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Son of Spam on Mar 21, 2026, 07:34 PMThe inside dude from Texas' name sounds like a disease. They need a cure for it.

Symptoms of Vokititis include watery eyes, burning crotch, and dry throat. Contact your doctor if symptoms last more than four hours.

BASS

Fuck Texas. But it would be cool to play them for a spot in the final four. So we could beat that longhorn ass into PTSD.
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DirkPiggler

Quote from: Barton Fink on Mar 21, 2026, 07:45 PMZags are always over seeded.

No matter how badly the media wants them to be otherwise, they're still always a really good mid major.   
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

BASS

We're better than Gonzaga. Not even close.
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Son of Spam

Quote from: BASS on Mar 21, 2026, 07:56 PMWe're better than Gonzaga. Not even close.
I just told my wife that if we were playing them, we would ahead by about 30. They can't defend the dribble drive. Acuff would have a field day.
Well, shit...

BASS

Quote from: Son of Spam on Mar 21, 2026, 07:59 PMI just told my wife that if we were playing them, we would ahead by about 30. They can't defend the dribble drive. Acuff would have a field day.
laughable they were a three with their schedule. We should have been the three if they're going to fuck us in the West.
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buff2.0

They're forcing Texas to shoot threes now
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Barton Fink

Ike is 7ft and can barely dunk. Devonte Abrams type vertical.

Barton Fink