NCAA - Big Dance Thread of Champions

Started by Guardrail, Mar 15, 2026, 02:56 PM

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BASS

this has to be the whitest ncaa basketball tourney game since that season when texas western beat kentucky.
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BASS

truth about this texas team.  tramon mark is their leading scorer and would be at best 6th man at arkansas this year.
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DirkPiggler

Quote from: Guardrail on Mar 24, 2026, 08:01 PMIf they assign Shows to our game, I may actually put money on Arizona to win and cover.
Easy money. You know he's just giddy at the possibility of calling our game.

Rest easy. 

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Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

BASS

bullshit, that was an offensive foul if anything.  let the contact go.
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Thin Red Swine

Just turned it on. Right in time to hear my goddess speak. I need to see her though. 

BASS

that motherfucker that just scored has to be 30.  you see that beard?  hell he's got more of a dad bod than I do.
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BASS

these refs in san jose suck.  i hope the three working our game are better than this.
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Sus-Scrofa

They called that on the giant muppet?

BASS

texas coach was right, ref was wrong.  ha ha, fuck texas.
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BASS

neither of these teams worry me.  if that is, of course, that we get the honor to make it to the next round.
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mr.zorak

"Top Ten Dooshapalooza Finalist Threeve Years Running"

"He has no time for sons of dicks and bitches."
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BASS

that little bitch leprechaun from purdue can't hold acuff's jock strap.  he's missed more shots than he's made and he only takes wide open shots.
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buff2.0

Premium Crackers hung with the Exciting Whites and closed it up before halftime.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

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Thin Red Swine

Quote from: BASS on Mar 26, 2026, 07:39 PMthat little bitch leprechaun from purdue can't hold acuff's jock strap.  he's missed more shots than he's made and he only takes wide open shots.

He prolly can't fill his jock strap either.


Sus-Scrofa

Purdue figured out how to do Beaker dirty.

BASS

apparently purdue has also not heard of the civil rights act.  refusing to play more than one black man at a time.
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BASS

oh, the leprechaun found a lucky charm and finally got into double digits 3/4 way through the game.
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Thin Red Swine

This popped in my head and now I can't unsee it.

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