2026 Other College Football

Started by RPL, Mar 20, 2026, 06:11 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: DrMongoose on Sep 20, 2026, 09:35 PMThen there is this......

https://x.com/brennonchapman/status/2101516235561226717?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A


Thank you for further proving my point.

Lane Kiffin is Houston Nutt with more trim-hunting skills.


mr.zorak

"Top Ten Dooshapalooza Finalist Threeve Years Running"

"He has no time for sons of dicks and bitches."
~Third_down_draw

SwahiliSteve

https://x.com/calebsalersstm/status/2102471115700375594?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g

Supposedly whatet the drugs were lace with doesn't show up in fetanyl test strips. Yikes
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

Son of Spam

Well, shit...

The Whyte Boar


SwahiliSteve

Here's more and scary because all these kids think doing drugs is fine until you get the wrong one wmd it's laced with something. Inform your kids. This is scary af
https://x.com/eliciabrand/status/2102485930657628546?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

animal

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Sep 22, 2026, 07:51 PMHere's more and scary because all these kids think doing drugs is fine until you get the wrong one wmd it's laced with something. Inform your kids. This is scary af
https://x.com/eliciabrand/status/2102485930657628546?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Let me guess...Arkansas dead last in overdoses too
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Third_down_draw

Quote from: animal on Sep 22, 2026, 08:05 PMLet me guess...Arkansas dead last in overdoses too


We can't afford cocaine on our budget.

Hogworth Ballington III

My wife's cousin was a pretty straight laced guy all the way through hs. He went to a party where his girlfriend gave him something that was laced with who knows what. First time he had ever done anything close to drugs and it completely fried his brain. 15 years later and the guy can still barely put a sentence together and needs his parents to do everything but wipe his ass.

SwahiliSteve

From what I've read there's two confirmed deaths at ole Miss and maybe up to 7 deaths. Kids are stupid and just think oh it's cool. Till your dead
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

Son of Spam

Quote from: Third_down_draw on Sep 22, 2026, 09:09 PMWe can't afford cocaine on our budget.
But after this season, we will lead in suicides.
Well, shit...

Texzilla


SwahiliSteve

In reading that Trump is gonna be on college game day this weekend.
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

Third_down_draw

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Sep 24, 2026, 10:16 AMIn reading that Trump is gonna be on college game day this weekend.

Doing a live Novig spot wearing only a football over his mushroom.

Pig Benis

Where is Gameday this weekend?
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."


BleedinRed

That was funny.  Took me a few seconds to get it.

buff2.0

The American Texas fans are taking the Chattanooga Choo-Choo to the game, which they are calling the Battle of Dungkirk.

(said in my best shitty Indian accent)
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."