The Hockey Thread

Started by BASS, May 01, 2026, 08:18 PM

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BASS

I don't usually watch hockey, but when I do, I want it to be like this Montreal-Tampa Bay game. TB had a power play in the 3rd in a 0-0 game and hit two shots off the post.

The TB goal tender hads een great as well.
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Thin Red Swine

Fuck Buffalo.

Bruins had no business getting this far with this roster but they played even worse than the talent.

HogOfWar

Dallas Stars got the Cowboys playoff virus.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Thin Red Swine

#3
Further proof that the best team doesn't always win.

Tampa totally dominated Montreal tonight but two completely fluky goals bit them hard in the ass.

Still an amazing series with every game decided by just one goal, and four of them in OT.

Fuck Montreal.


Vito Porkleone

I don't usually watch hockey until the playoffs.  I have no dog in the hunt.  But I'll second TRS.  Montreal is a bitch-ass team.  Dirty.

I'm gonna root for the Sabres just on principle.

Thin Red Swine

And it's hilarious they lost tonight because of the biggest fluke of a goal I've ever seen.

I think the winner of this series will beat Carolina. The Canes have a mental hurdle at the conference finals they can't clear.

SwahiliSteve

Last nights game was amazing. We were out a local bar close to ball arena. I wasn't sure if avs would come back last period but they did
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Thin Red Swine

Yeah, Colorado is gonna win another Cup. Montreal will shock Carolina because the Canes have a Razorback-like curse in the conference finals. The layoff will only make that worse.

And Colorado very well may sweep the Finals. Dobes might stand on his head enough for one game, but hard to see more than that.

DrMongoose

Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Thin Red Swine

Yeah, Buffalo hasn't been in this position in a LONG time and it shows.

Tuch no-showing makes them rely too much on Thompson, and Zucker to a lesser extent. They need to score in the second or it's not going to happen.


Thin Red Swine

Much better effort by Buffalo the last 30 minutes. I think they'll tie it to send it to OT.

Show-Me Hog


Thin Red Swine

That last 5 minutes or so was what makes the NHL playoffs so great. And now it's going to go up another level.

I will always say there is nothing like it because of the sheer nature of how a goal can happen so unexpectedly. In other sports, you have a pretty good idea when the winning play is coming. Or at least they're not as split-second.


Thin Red Swine

And now I think Buffalo is gonna win. Probably pretty quickly.

Thin Red Swine

Shows what I know. Except the blink-of-an-eye part.


DrMongoose

Wow! What a start to the Canadians-Hurricanes series, 3 goals 5 minutes In
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Thin Red Swine

Carolina showing serious rust, and that the conference final jinx is alive and well.



nchogfan

19 days off between games will do that. 

SwahiliSteve

Hoping avs come back tonight. Vegas is really good and we looked awful Wednesday
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

Vito Porkleone

I'll say it.  Fuck Montreal.