2026 NFL SEASON Official Mega Thread

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Texzilla

Quote from: BASS on Oct 08, 2026, 10:00 PMHe went for two? Really? Down 8? In the 4th quarter? Under 6 minutes to play?

In what world is that in the analytics?

I've turned to a darksider on Schottenheimer.  He makes dumb decisions trying not to be Martyball.  End of Ravens game, the long FG at end of 1st half of Texans game, going for two instead of making it a 7 point game.  It doesn't end. 

Who is his o line coach?  4 of his o line play at a probowl level. But they can't block as a unit for shit in run or pass. Has 5 solid WRs and 2 solid TEs and they can't get open or can't catch.  Then the defense: what a disaster. No pressure, no coverage.  Let's Parker run a complex scheme that doesn't fit his players. A rookie qb on a shit team and he gets zero pressure.  Should have been blitzed with 9 all game. 

I truly believe Jerry made a deal with Satan after Jimmy left to win a ring without him.  Well one year in between in 95 doesn't take the credit from Jimmy. And I think the drought will continue at least til he dies.  Jerry has had several SB capable teams in this period only to collapse in the playoffs.  It's nearly demonic. 

DirkPiggler

Quote from: Texzilla on Oct 09, 2026, 08:11 AMI've turned to a darksider on Schottenheimer.  He makes dumb decisions trying not to be Martyball.  End of Ravens game, the long FG at end of 1st half of Texans game, going for two instead of making it a 7 point game.  It doesn't end. 

Who is his o line coach?  4 of his o line play at a probowl level. But they can't block as a unit for shit in run or pass. Has 5 solid WRs and 2 solid TEs and they can't get open or can't catch.  Then the defense: what a disaster. No pressure, no coverage.  Let's Parker run a complex scheme that doesn't fit his players. A rookie qb on a shit team and he gets zero pressure.  Should have been blitzed with 9 all game. 

I truly believe Jerry made a deal with Satan after Jimmy left to win a ring without him.  Well one year in between in 95 doesn't take the credit from Jimmy. And I think the drought will continue at least til he dies.  Jerry has had several SB capable teams in this period only to collapse in the playoffs.  It's nearly demonic. 

I liked Schottenheimer at first.  Even though they were terrible last year it was kind of a breath of fresh air after watching Fat Nutt squander so many talented teams. 

This year he's made the wrong call on nearly everything it seems.  The team is far more talented than they're showing, whereas last year it felt like they met or exceeded expectations.
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vegashog

mike dikta passes at 86. i know there's another board for these things but i think it  can be posted here also

jdcatty

Quote from: animal on Oct 09, 2026, 06:05 AMSomehow letting Sean Payton out of the building seems criminal more so as the years go bye. Didn't they basically trade him to New Orleans?


This.  100%-- and I think they had a chance to get him back a couple of years ago.
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Texzilla

Quote from: jdcatty on Oct 09, 2026, 11:47 AMThis.  100%-- and I think they had a chance to get him back a couple of years ago.

They did not.  But Jerry will never pay a coach what a Payton earns.  And they would have had to pay saints a couple of 1's.  He pays Schottenheimer $4.5 mil.  He's not paying a coach $20+ mil.

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jdcatty

Quote from: Texzilla on Oct 10, 2026, 06:48 PMThey did not.  But Jerry will never pay a coach what a Payton earns.  And they would have had to pay saints a couple of 1's.  He pays Schottenheimer $4.5 mil.  He's not paying a coach $20+ mil.

Assuming you arre right, Jerry will never win.
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BASS

57 yarder to win it. Unbelievable ending.
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animal

"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

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BASS

Justin Jefferson just mossed three dudes at once in the endzone
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Sus-Scrofa

SKOL!

Kick it to Saints to start half, Saints muff it, JJ does JJ things, Vikings take the lead.

Show-Me Hog

The Green Bay Packers somehow look like the San Diego Padres.

animal

I have to do a double take to make sure it's not a AI meme video every time I see Murray with the Vikings. That guys is fucking small.
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Son of Spam

Well, shit...

animal

#276
Giants vs Redskins has been a good game. Scat just fumbled

Holy shit what the fuck. Why wouldn't you get the field goal unit out there
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Hogfan58

Quote from: animal on Oct 11, 2026, 03:41 PMGiants vs Redskins has been a good game. Scat just fumbled

Holy shit what the fuck. Why wouldn't you get the field goal unit out there

Daniels may be more retarded than KJ
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Show-Me Hog

An inexcusable clusterfuck ending for a professional football team.

Spiderham

Daniels vs Winston was not exactly a meeting of former Jeopardy champions.  
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