What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread

Started by BASS, Sep 11, 2026, 09:25 PM

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Boarat


RazorB

That's it for me. I have lost count the number of teams Arkansas has fielded where they look like they've never played the game before.

I with the UofA cared.

Trigger7672

QB sucks, defense is fraudulent, worst run game since Chad, we won't win another game this season.

flash23

Have we had a screen work yet? This staff is hellbent on that call

BleedinRed

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 12, 2026, 10:23 PMOk he officially sucks. We have 2 QBs for a reason.
Think of how bad the backup has to be if KJ is who they thought they should go with.  

Feral


razor5396

Night, Night. It's time to fire that faggot Yurachek

Texzilla

Straight out of Chad's playbook of stupid neato plays. Can run. Cant pass.  Can't punt.  Gonna be a long fucking season.

bigpig

The only advantage the other QB had was he knew the playbook better.

A playbook that sucks.


So... yeah
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Thin Red Swine

Can we just request a running clock the rest of the game?


Guardrail

Sure. 2 pt conversion.
This is Chadesque. We don't belong. 
The same people demanding everyone embrace your beliefs, have zero tolerance and condemn another for embracing theirs.  Oh, the irony.

HogOfWar

Went for two and got it. Good night.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

TC


BleedinRed

Fire the entire fucking staff. 

Fuck anyone who thinks Silverfield should be given a chance.  Fuck this guy.  

Boarat

There's zero path for us to be competitive in football in the current environment. None.

buff2.0

If we don't get 7 on the next possession we're gonna be getting backshots by the end of the night. 

Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 09:31 PMAll white unis means no one will see the backshots
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

razor5396

I just want Yurachek fired tomorrow.

Trigger7672

You guys think KJ sucks you're going to be calling for the 17 year old kid who should be playing for FHS after you see AJ Hill for a few series I promise

DrMongoose

Our d line looks like drawfs compared to their o line, we look like a sun belt sized team
Check your damn blood pressure!

"But I think we're set up to compete really well in the Southeastern Conference, especially now with the new revenue sharing model."." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

arreferee

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 12, 2026, 10:22 PMThat might be the most ridiculous bullshit call I've ever seen. Both guys were just standing up. There was no crack back or anything dangerous.

Unfortunately, that's the definition of a blind side block. I didn't like it when they put it in the rule book, and I still don't like it, but it's what the NCAA wants taken out of the game.