What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread

Started by BASS, Sep 11, 2026, 09:25 PM

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The Whyte Boar

I expected us to lose because Utah is good.  But they're not really.  We just suck baaaaaaad. 

HY hired a coach no one really wanted and who will completely lose the fanbase after game two. 

bigpig

Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 12, 2026, 10:49 PMHoly fuck, take away the DPI and then just let them walk in untouched. 

This team has already quit on Silverfish.

They get paid either way.
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Texzilla

Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:24 PMThink of how bad the backup has to be if KJ is who they thought they should go with. 

Who knows what his fucking contract says.  He's terrible.  It might require he star nonmatter how bad. 

Thin Red Swine


Boarat

Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 12, 2026, 10:42 PMIt is like he goes out of his way to be retarded on every single topic.
5D chess!! It's an IQ test! You're a fat little queer.

razor5396

Remember, Silverfield could have gone to the portal for a new QB, but this is who he is chose

Sus-Scrofa

And Texas came back and won.

Because of course they did.

buff2.0

Don't convert 3rd and 10 and they might score again before half.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

bigpig

utah is winning because utah has sec conference money, big name donors, and multiple other top nationally ranked sports



Oh wait..
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BleedinRed

Fuck KJ.  Put in anyone else.  

DrMongoose

So we looked bad against North Alabama because we were already working on Utah.....

I thought our qb was a superstar?
Check your damn blood pressure!

"But I think we're set up to compete really well in the Southeastern Conference, especially now with the new revenue sharing model."." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

mde114

Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 12, 2026, 10:46 PMSilverfish looks lost.

Looks like a man that wished his interviews at Auburn and Florida had gone better. I bet he wishes he'd stayed at Memphis.

BleedinRed

Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:52 PMDon't convert 3rd and 10 and they might score again before half.
Might?

They are definetly putting points on the board before half.  

bigpig

Utah is going to run the score up as much as they can.
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Show-Me Hog

Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:52 PMFuck KJ.  Put in anyone else. 

Couldn't avoid the one guy.

Good night.

buff2.0

Quote from: razor5396 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:52 PMRemember, Silverfield could have gone to the portal for a new QB, but this is who he is chose

And this QB looked serviceable, nigh some might say even good, last season in the action he saw.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

HOGSRUNWILD

Quote from: Boarat on Sep 12, 2026, 10:51 PM5D chess!! It's an IQ test! You're a fat little queer.

Any time you want to put it to the test, I'm game.  Wouldn't it be embarrassing for you to get your ass kicked by a fat little queer...

Sus-Scrofa

We should have used a timeout and thought of something.

razor5396

Fuck you Arkansas. You have put me through 14 years of shit. I hope this program withers and dies. Sell the football team and demolish the stadium and give the proceeds to Cal.

Trigger7672

KJ sucks but this team would suck with just about anyone at QB. We're not good anywhere.